While Bells Hells was looking at weapons I was thinking, "Liam said he's never giving up his shield from Derrig, and the sword came from Will, so he's probably never going to get a new sword," only for him to get a magical blue sword and make a place for it alongside Seedling, like-
I couldn't make the symbolism more on the nose if I tried
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The comedy of Trolls getting its flowers finally and being recognized as a fun series after the most recent movie when the first one has had me in a chokehold for years. When I used to have Netflix I would just watch that whenever I wanted to have fun.
Sometimes adulthood is looking at a jukebox musical based on a kids toy, and just deciding "yeah actually this is a good movie."
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the terror a novel by dan simmons is. Bad. but i do think it was worth reading personally to experience the goodsir medical malpractice extended director's cut, peglar being gay and homophobic while gossiping with bridgens about mr hickey, and every time crozier described fitzjames like he was in a call someone a faggot without actually calling them a faggot competition
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"It's not about the CANONICAL chemistry. Canon can go fuck itself. It's about the POTENTIAL for chemistry. It's about the fact that, had things gone just a little differently, had they gotten just a little more screentime together, they would be in a serious relationship."
-- Me explaining rarepairs and crackships and stuff to my sib
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Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".
Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*
Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."
Dick:
Future!Damian:
Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.
Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.
Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.
Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–
Tim: There's a Robin?
Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh
Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.
Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱˢʰᵉˢ
Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*
Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.
Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*
Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.
Future!Damian: Happy Now?
Jason: You have no idea.
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