#and markimoo is funny

[thecelticpyro]

Needed comfort, so I got in my favorite hoodie, made some ramen, and put on some Markiplier.

I have been reminded of the consequences for watching funny videos while eating.

[tsardrewstar]

do you think that when Markiplier’s in a nursing home, he’ll see a shadow in like the middle of the night outside of his room and think it’s Freddy Fazbear coming for revenge?

nurse: “would you like soup or casserole for dinner today, Mark?”

Markiplier:

[faerie-hideaway]

I can't believe the LA gangs started that huge fire to specifically target Markiplier.

[marsdust-png]

Nevermind the ocean of bloods and the horrors that lurk within, the scariest thing about iron lung is the fact that mr beast is listed on google as part of the cast. Imagine taking scans in your shoddily built metal box just to catch a glimpse of your surroundings only to see mr beast himself. Terrifying.

[the-87th-bite]

Ah, fuck. o7s in the chat for our newest martyr.

...martyr? I'm getting martyr because I uploaded tumblr again?

[captain-dinomon]

An another skatch of the boy✨

[habibisagi]

not to be emotional but markiplier literally raised me and was the one and only person who i looked forward to hang out/sit with at lunch in middle school when i had just immigrated to the US btw. my goat fr

[arkarti]

what does fnaf mean to you? when did you start liking it?

oh I really like the story and characters (and the fandom). supernatural horror/murder mystery is just really neat in my opinion :3

I was really intrigued since it first came out! was looking for someone who did full playthroughs of fnaf 1 since the guy I was watching did just a highlight. So I stumbled over this nice guy wearing glasses and a plaid shirt doing the whole game series - aka Markiplier 😳It's all connected~

So all in all I liked it when it first came around, but never did any fnaf themed fanart - apart from the occasional ones with Markimoo cuz his playthroughs are funny :3

Well - until now, when the movie came around. And it changed me 😂

[the-cpu-system]

No disrespect, but headcanoning Jack as a groomer is really gross.

Alot of people ship with him and you're saying he's a groomer? That's genuinely disgusting, you're a child, you should know better.

What the HELL are you talking about! YOU severely misinterpreted something!

There's like 2 things you could be talking about, so like I'll mention them both.

If you're talking about my rhack discussion post where I mention that most rhack fics are grooming fantasies, that was NOT saying he's one?? Or endorsing the idea that he is? Literally all I was saying is that there is a lot of content where (and repeating this sentence, FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM) Jack does/is exhibit grooming habits. Since a lot of rhack fanfictions are engrossed with the idea of their age gap and make it a point to show Rhys as young and naive. I never once said I think that way as well.

But if you're talking about the fact I'm a kid and I selfship with him.. you're?? Kind of really stupid?

I don't headcanon him as anything. Realistically, Handsome Jack would NOT like me. Most he'd ever interact with me if he were real is maybe a "where're your parents, kiddo?" Or he'd give me his autograph after I ask for it.

But.. oh my god.. spoiler alert.. HES NOT REAL.

Teenagers have been swooning over fictional characters— AND REAL CELEBRITIES!— for EVERRRR. This has been going since the dawn of man, buddy.

Might I remind you of beatlemania, 1D fans, Draco Malfoy simps...

Teenagers have literally paved the way for selfshipping for ages, buddy. Who do you think were writing those x readers on quotev? The imagines on Instagram? Making those poorly edited photos of their bae markimoo in a flower crown?

Another point about the selfshipping, I'm not even nonsharing. "A lot of people ship with him and you're saying he's a groomer?" If I was saying that, they could keep shipping with him? I literally don't change anything? I am a speck.

Also the sentence "you're a child, you should know better" seems a little oxymoron-ish.

PLUS I don't make any ship content of irl me and him besides comfort sketches. I don't make fanfic detailing how he gets with a teenager (though a 1D Wattpad style "sold to Handsome Jack!" fic would be SO funny), I don't draw anything weird. I doodle him swooning me to some corny 2010s love song. and that's it.

When I do make ship content, it's with my self insert, who is 24. Is there a big age gap? Yes! Does that mean it's grooming? No!

Basically, uh. Tldr. I have NO clue how you came to that conclusion, but I very much do not headcanon him as anything of the sort. If I did, I'd really hope you WOULD be disrespectful, cus that's GROSS. EYUCK!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

ohh my goodness you drew ethan so freaking adorable ;_; i love how squishy he looks, you captured his baby face perfectly. i feel like there's not many ethan fans in the resident evil fandom so i practically jumped for joy when i saw your post. how have you been enjoying him? ethan that is, hehe...

this ask made me laugh because I don't know what the FUCK that last part means lmao

but THANK YOU!! I'm happy you like the drawings

I don't know absolutely anything about RE in general, like at all, save for the game grumps playthrough of 8. And right after (now), I picked up their playthrough of re7 they did several years ago. They never finished it, so I'll prolly pick up the jacksepticeye or markimoo playthrough where the grumps left it? So I can get a lay of the plot

But I just think there's something funny about the *regular dude caught up in a bunch of weird horrible shit* thing he's got going for him. And the half-assed, weak, (he's trying) quips he makes after he kills an antagonist. "AHHH NOOO CURSE YOU TEN THOUSAND YEARS ETHAN WINTERS, MAY YOU FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN UNTIL THE END OF ALL DAYS" ethan: fuck you 😎

also. the hand trauma. dude what the hell

he's just really resilient. He just keeps gluing himself together and I find that funny

probably more but I can't think of much to say, it's 2 am

[tvthetv]

Brooooo why can’t Markiplier run for president. Our current choices are a fly-bitten corpse that enables genocide while pretending not to or a stale, sagging orange that GUARANTEES way, way more genocide. I don’t think markiplier would make a good president necessarily but-

1) it would be funny and

2) literally any thing else at this point please. My god. I guess we also got the brain worm guy but I’m not feeling too great about him either.

Markimoo save us. Pls Markimoo. Steal the dem seat from biden. It’d be good content I promise.

[unnamedpheonix]

Funny PAX moment 1: (Jack falls)

"Hey Jack!" The fan said as she approached his booth. Both him and Mark had huge lines of people waiting. Jack still couldnt believe it.

"Can I get a hug?" She asked timidly.

"Sure!" Jack replied cheerfully.

Jack gav her a hug and went to sit back down. On his way back, he tripped and began to fall. Jack braced himself for the cold hard imact of the ground...but it never came. Instead he felt two strong arms around his waits catch him.

"You alright?" Marks voice said from behind him.

The heat of Marks body was radiating off him strongly.

"Y-yeah, thanks." Jack felt his face begin to heat up. He stood up quickly, losing balance once more. He stumbled, and grabbed onto Marks arm for support. His face, inches from Marks, his blush deepening. He turned away, trying to conseal his nervousness.

The fans started squealing, some were taking photos, others were yelling "Septiplier away!" Jack stood up slowly this time, and returned to his seat feeling frazzled.

Anti takeover at PAX:

"Hey Jack!" A fan exclaimed. "Ive been with you since happy wheels!"

"Oh my gosh! Thats a long time!"

"I'm so glad i finally got to meet you!"

Jack heard a familiar voice in his head.

'Hey, this one's cute. Why don't we ruin her life?'

A wave of panic hit Jack like a speeding/derailed train. His heartbeat became rapid. He glanced over at Mark who was still signing tshirts. Jack clenched the adges of his table for support, leaning over it.

"Jack, are you okay?" Concerned voices of the fans ringing in his ears.

'Let me out Jack!' Anti cackled. 'It's time to have some fun!'

Jack doubled over behind the table, sweating bullets, one hand still firmly gripping the table. He dried his face with his shirt before responding with a weak "I'm getting some fresh air."

He stood up gingerly, his arm shaking as he pushed his weight off the table, and made his way outside.

"Not now anti!" Jack said to himself quietly, through gritted teeth.

'Why not Jacky!? Too many people? Or is it because of Markimoo?' Anti laughed maniaclly.

"Don't you bring him into this!" Jack whisper yelled. "This is between you, and me!"

'Oh really?' Anti questioned sarcastically. Jack could almost feel his grin.

"Yes really!"

As jack replied, he heard someone call his name from behind him. Mark must have realised something was wrong and come out to check on him.

"Is everything okay?" Mark asked, looking at him with worrying eyes.

Jack tried to sound as convincing as possible.

"Yeah, just overhwelmed."

"Yeah, it can get that way sometimes. You know you can tell me if something',s wrong, right?"

Jack wanted to tell him. He wanted to pour out his heart for Mark to hold, to let him heal his wounds. But he knew he would never be accepted if he did.

"I know." He said instead, nodding briefly.

They stood there in silence for a moment, before Mark spoke once more.

"How about when this is over with, you come by my place. Play some games, get this day out of our heads? What do you say?"

"Okay." Jack replied, as he followed Mark back inside the doors.

[joeyclaire]

ros genuine question are you just going through the fnaf movie tag and sending me after people like a dog or perhaps a messenger pigeon. because that would be pretty funny

no it’s just the ones asking about markimoo

[apopliptic-mask]

Who was y'alls intro to OFF? It's funny, I saw an OFF animation, didn't know it was OFF, then my friend got me into it and I watched Mark's playthru and remembered the animation💀💀💀

[touyubesposts]

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE ARTICLES?!?!?!