#and possibly a 3rd?

[viktuurionice]

Went on a 2nd date today and as the date was ending guy made a joke because apparently when he's tried to date women occasionally they turn out to be lesbians... and uhhhhh..... >_> man needs to not tempt Apollo because my bisexual ass isn't sure they're interested in men AND YA KNOW WHAT.

Like dude you don't know how close you are to right. There are multiple reasons I haven't been dating cismen lately and this is one of the things I'm contemplating. Like. Let me tell ya'll how hard I fucking laughed. Like... I identify as bi but part of the is like... "am I gay? Like? Gay-GAY and in denial? Like? Am I pan but it doesn't apply to cismen? But more like women and trans people?" Like dude please do not joke about that. Please. Apollo gonna hit me in the face with that dodgeball.

The gods have a sense of humor and this is right up their alley. Please don't tempt them.

[ryssbelle]

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

that feel when u burn ur house down and pretend not to be sad about it

[squidpedia]

Clover Fit Check

I think I drew this like a week after beating the game? I just needed a good excuse at the time to draw more clover

(If anyone is keeping track- yeah the uty prequal comic is still in the works. I just needed to rework the first 2 pages and junk, but I’m very excited to share it soon. The first part should be coming in a few days.)

[thedailybullshit]

So I’ve concluded that there are 2 possible explanations for the Titan having a Hooty sticking out of his eye:

1) This is simply a component of Papa Titan choosing to appear as an amalgamation of King’s family: glyph pajama pants for Luz, Bad Girl Coven t-shirt for Eda, & an eyeball parasite for Hooty

2) The Hooty backstory they had to cut for time was going to amount to “Turns out your house is the optic nerve of god.”

[croudjay]

My grian design I did a while back (it varies depending on which server he's on)

Bonus: grian gone fishing

[occidentaltourist]

bbc: Some sweet #Silvacre content for your FYP ❤️

[narcissisticpotat0]

Desert duo fan art !!

**warning for blood/violence! It’s the cactus ring again guys 😔

Wanted to mess around a little with texture and stuff this time, i think it’s pretty fun!

[ccthepandafangirl]

In honour of the recent... speculation, I feel like I should mention that I had a dream/half asleep thought of Grian "releasing" a vlog of Real Life at the start of April.

like. all the life series members are standing in football field next to a playground. there's cardboard cutouts of Cleo and Etho with smartphones taped over their mouths and set on speaker mode. Scar runs people over with his off-road wheelchair. Bdubs is whacking someone with a guitar. Impulse gets betrayed by the monkey bars while on his red life. They all go crazy with nerf guns and foam swords.

Jimmy, against all odds, is the last person standing. He goes "huh, I won?" and it immediately cuts to a black screen with the words "April fools" in white font.

There's a post credits scene of Grian laughing at Jimmy for thinking he'd survived a canon series.

[braxiatel]

“They never left the desert” yes true but you know what else?

Ren and Martyn never left Dogwarts

[pillowspace]

There is something about cooking and staring off into the distance while I wait for my water to boil that unlocks every source of creativity in my brain. I swear I unlock 20% of my AU every time I'm forced to zone out in the middle of the kitchen

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[goemon-fan]

This was easily one of the best Lupin episodes

[applestruda]

May I request a Ren & Martyn? Your style is so <3

Ah man I love these two

[wistfulwatcher]

What if you met someone willing to do anything you ask of them? Anything at all.

[abstract-moth]

thinking about how Ambrosius originally stood next to the Director far from Ballister and the Queen

and the only reason he was close enough to cut off Ballister’s arm

was because he moved forward to cheer his name