#and the ART OF THIS GAME urgh...kisses...

[gomzdrawfr]

finished two to do list so I wanted to reward myself with Dredge again by visiting my two fav places on the map :>

off we go!

[laserbobcat]

The one thing that annoys me in the cotl fandom is how everyone tags and hides and put mature filters on the tamest, most inexistant shit. Istg sometimes I click and there's just someone saying "dick".

I come from DnD, where drawing half-naked hot people making out is the basic experience. Slap quick underwear on that to make it sfw and you're good. When it's nsfw you give a cropped preview and a link to your nsfw twitter. It's annoying to be like "y'all be shocked by a butt cheek or what, can I show a butt cheek or will I be reported and banned?" It makes me doubt my judgment.

I think it's because it's a video game and there's more kids??? Idk. Kids play DND too no? No shade kiddos, but you can draw two shirtless guys kissing without hiding it. Trust me. There's people here drawing beautiful intricate art of straight up naked people.

I'll include some of my cute, soft, tame, sfw stuff under the cut as examples of what I would now think twice before posting with the cotl tag. Urgh.

My tag for those is #hehehe btw

[jazlynriddle-legacy]

Welcome to your life - Pt 1:

Everybody Wants To Rule THEIR World Ch 5:

Summary:

"You need only close your eyes to it and be happy and safe with us."

The Keeper (player) has already secured the repository and Sebastian's loyalty, emboldening his descent into darkness. Now, they just need to win over Ominis, cure Anne, and create a domain to call their own.

And not necessarily in that order.

The Keeper's tale, a post-game story of a morally-grey, pragmatic, Chaotic Neutral, non-binary, muggleborn, orphan player character, so burned by 1800s orphanages, that they became a power hoarder who demands more payment for quests, burns paintings but doesn't want to rule the world, just their own territory and the two boys who'd caught their eye.

Warnings: This chapter contains smut!

Sebastian x MC x Ominis! Spoilers! Dark content! Slow-burn canon-compilant corruption! Fucked up 1800s orphanages! MC has no love for Anne or Solomon! Dubious happy ending (it's happy for MC, Seb and Ominis at least)

You can also read on AO3! (chapter specific warnings below)

Notes:

Warnings: Smut! Handjob! Oral Sex!

Hope it doesn't disappoint ;P

FYI: For those not too familiar with British lingo, the term "snog" and its derivative "snogging", refer to deep/heavy kisses or "making out".

Also, I drew art for this chapter and added it to the bottom of said chapter xD

You can also view it in HD for free on my Patreon page!

Sebastian hummed thoughtfully as he flipped through Blood is Key in-Wards, glancing occasionally at the opened Magical Castles of Caste and Keeps that keep Kempt beside it, cross referencing some of the information linked between the books.

Sadly, there wasn’t a book on Dark Magic in the pile he was going through, but they were definitely still fascinating, nonetheless.

Ominis was out chasing a lead on Anne's whereabouts and their Keeper friend was busy surveying a ruin site he'd marked on their map as a potential plot for their fortress.

Sebastian could still barely believe they were planning to build an actual magical fortress. Perhaps not one large enough to rival Hogwarts but they were certainly going to try to make it as powerful.

And this one would have defences against an attack from underground.

Thus, Sebastian was studying the design of magical fortresses rather than studying for his OWLs over the weekend. The three of them would probably need to take the next weekend off from their project, to focus on schoolwork or they might not even make it to graduation.

One might wonder why books like the ones he was reading were in the restricted section. The reason being that several of the ruins in the books on castles and keeps, used blood wards and the book on that subject was very thorough, including detailed instructions on how blood key wards were cast and set.

Most branches of blood magic were illegal, however even the ones that were legal were still very effective. They were the same protections Gringotts used on most of their House vaults to verify the lineage of those entering the vault. They could probably request that the goblins set the wards that were legal on their fortress, but the illegal ones they’d have to set on their own.

The other two books they'd stolen, Ley Lines Literacy and Magical Monolith Materials, went into detailed methods of making residences unplottable and other protective designs, discussing the merits of building on specific ley lines and using building materials that naturally dampened trace magics.

The books they’d pilfered were exactly what they needed, they were incredibly extensive and unfortunately, way over Sebastian's head. He could feel a headache building just from trying to understand half of the words being used, let alone the diagrams.

"I smell smoke, is that your brain by any chance, Sebastian?" Ominis' dry tones came accompanied by the sound of the Undercroft's metal grates rising.

"Urgh, if it'd help me understand half of these runes, I'd gladly set my brain to boil." Sebastian sighed, rubbing a hand over his face tiredly.

Ominis chuckled, the pleasant sound soothing to Sebastian's strained mind. His best friend's mood had been delightfully light since they'd gotten him to agree to their plan.

The Keeper was right as always, as long as they weren't endangering themselves, or reminding him that they were going to be experimenting on people eventually, Ominis was happy to help them move their plans forward.

If anything, the thought of all his most treasured people safely living in a highly secured fortress was probably wonderful to Ominis.

In fact, Ominis had been heading the search for Anne since he was the least likely to send her running at the sight of him. He would have the best chance of convincing her to at least hear them out. The rest would be left to Sebastian and the Keeper.

"Any luck on your end?" Sebastian asked as Ominis sat down next to him on the bench, Sebastian taking the opportunity to flop over sideways to rest his aching head on Ominis' lap and prop his legs up along the bench.

“What, besides asking someone if they’d seen Anne and accidentally presenting them with a blank paper, which I then had to flip over to actually display Anne’s face?” Ominis asked drily.

Sebastian choked back a laugh at the mental image, spending the next few minutes jolting in place in an attempt to, well, be considerate for Ominis. Though he doubted his attempts had been very effective.

Ominis rolled his eyes and sighed, running his fingers idly through Sebastian's brown wavy locks. "Unfortunately, I’m afraid it was another bust, I suppose her having moved only a few towns away was too much to hope for."

Sebastian kissed his teeth in annoyance, where on earth had she gone? Did she really need to get away from him that much? Even though Anne had said she still loved him in her letter, the thought that she would go to such lengths to hide from him stung terribly and he'd found himself doubting the sincerity of her written words.

He closed his eyes, allowing the rhythmic movements of Ominis' slender fingers to soothe the ache in his chest.

Anne aside, the last three months had been some of the best months Sebastian had ever had in his entire life. Sure, there weren’t as many exciting blood pumping battles as he'd like, seeing as most of the goblin and Ashwinder camps in the Highlands had scattered, but it'd been the first time all three of them truly worked together since the Scriptorium.

Only better, without the anxiety of Dark Magic hanging over Ominis' head, the three of them were free to brainstorm on the design of the fortress. What rooms did they want? How many wash closets would be on each floor? Heck, how many floors did they want?

The possibilities were endless, and it'd been some of the most fun any of them had had in years. Sebastian kept finding himself surprised at how well they worked together, the Keeper's rational logic balancing out Sebastian's energy and Ominis' dry wit as they worked towards their goal.

If this was a sneak preview of their life together after graduation, then he couldn’t wait to get out of school. Then they could focus on working together to make their fortress self-sustaining without worrying about school schedules and exams. It almost felt like what he'd imagined it'd be like, planning a home to live in after having wed.

"Well, I guess we'll just have to keep searching and get the fortress ready for her." Sebastian sighed.

"...I'm still not sure she'd agree to join us, even if we don't tell her about…you know." Ominis murmured.

Sebastian cracked an eyelid open at that, reaching up to gently place a hand against Ominis' cheek, pleased when his best friend merely leaned into it.

"Don't worry so much, we'll convince her, I'm sure of it." Sebastian consoled him, there was no need to worry Ominis further by telling him that the Keeper and Sebastian were ready to force her to join them if necessary.

Perhaps by the time they found her, they'd already have the fortress and maybe even the cure ready.

"If you guys were going to snog, the least you could do is wait for me to return so I could watch." The Keeper's cheeky snark disrupted his thoughts as they stepped through the Undercroft gates.

"Didn't realise you had such interests." Ominis shot back with a small smirk.

"Just for the two of you, definitely don't want to see anyone else making out, gross." The Keeper wrinkled their nose in disgust as they sat on the edge of the table.

"I don't mind, do you?" Sebastian shrugged, half joking as he trailed his fingers down Ominis' cheek. He felt the other boy shiver and was surprised to see and feel the skin, under the pads of his fingers, heat up.

Oh.

Oh.

"Ho." The Keeper seemed to have noticed it too.

"Y- you shouldn't make jokes like that, Sebastian!" Ominis immediately shifted as though to move off the bench, but Sebastian quickly grabbed the front of Ominis' robes, holding him in place, causing Ominis to place a hand on Sebastian’s chest for balance.

"And if I wasn't joking?" Sebastian asked, his voice serious. He remembered vividly, the feeling of wrapping his arms around his best friend, holding Ominis between himself and the Keeper.

At the time he'd told himself that it was a hug to comfort Ominis. Any feelings in his heart were surely platonic love for his best friend. Yet he’d already lost count of how many times he'd woken up in the morning with damp pyjamas and a vague impression of that memory.

The rush of adrenaline that had heated his veins as he made eye contact with the Keeper over Ominis' shoulder, the strange prickle across his own skin as the Keeper brushed their lips against Ominis' nape.

He'd been unsure what to do with these feelings, especially in light of the moment he'd shared with the Keeper on the couch afterwards. Did he want the Keeper, or did he want his best friend, or did he want them both? Was any of that even worth thinking about if it wasn't reciprocated?

So, he'd buried his feelings, but now at the way Ominis was behaving and the Keeper's words. Perhaps there was a chance?

"If it makes any difference, I was actually being serious too." The Keeper piped in helpfully. Well, at least that was now confirmed.

"Surely you can't be-" Ominis' face flushed further, the fetching red standing out on his pale cheekbones, the pupils of his sightless eyes dilating and painting an unintentionally sensual feast for the eyes.

Sebastian swallowed, he'd never allowed himself to think too much about how attractive his best friend was but he’d never stopped looking.

Homosexuality wasn't frowned upon in the wizarding world by any means, but he hadn't wanted to risk their friendship when he'd seen no indication that his friend was attracted to him, and then there was the whole Anne thing that completely destroyed any levity he'd had to spare chasing romantic thoughts.

Yet here they were, with both the people he'd come to care about most, one having already confirmed a sexual attraction and the other showing all the physical signs of it.

"I'm pretty confident that we are." The Keeper smirked suggestively, getting off the table to stand behind Ominis, leaning down to whisper into his ear. "So, the only question that remains is… what do you want to do, Ominis?"

Sebastian watched as Ominis shuddered, his long fingers fisting in Sebastian's shirt as a stifled gasp slipped from Ominis' throat, the tendons on his neck tightening, bringing his elegant collar bones into stark definition.

"I-" Ominis began, his words choking in his throat as the Keeper trailed their lips down along that slender neck, leaving light butterfly kisses across his beauty marks.

Sweet Merlin was that the most alluring sight Sebastian had ever seen, far better than anything his fever dreams could conjure. He licked his lips, feeling the heat in his chest rise exponentially when the Keeper looked up, their eyes pinning his with a mischievous, almost challenging, glint.

He knew that look, it was the same expression the Keeper would wear when they tackled a difficult enemy together, one using accio then using a diffindo, right before the other pulled the enemy back into range for an incendio.

Sebastian swallowed again, pushing his nerves aside and sitting up, Ominis gasped at the movement, his hand braced against Sebastian's chest meant that he inadvertently got pushed back against the Keeper's torso.

Sebastian reached a hand forward to cup Ominis' cheek, his heart pounding in his ears and his stomach in knots. He wondered if Ominis could feel how fast his heart was beating.

"If you don't want this, just push me away." Sebastian murmured, the Keeper taking the cue to draw back from Ominis' nape, giving him the room to think.

Sebastian held still before Ominis, feeling his fingers clench and release against Sebastian's chest.

The silent moment stretched on for what felt like an eternity, before Ominis' hand finally settled into a fist, wrapping itself in Sebastian's shirt.

Well, it would be flat if Ominis wanted to push him away. So, taking that as an acceptance, Sebastian shifted to straddle his lap, before inching closer to him, moving slowly, in case Ominis changed his mind.

Sebastian paused a hair's breadth away, giving Ominis one last chance to escape.

Surprised when Ominis released a small whimper and a shaky breath. "Sebastian-"

The haze in Ominis' eyes, the strain in his voice and the way Ominis spoke his name with such need sent sizzles up Sebastian's spine and tightened his chest.

He couldn’t take it anymore.

Closing the gap, he moved his hand to cup the base of Ominis' head and pressed their lips together. The muffled sound Ominis made was absolutely delicious. Sebastian wondered what he had to do to get Ominis to make it again.

Sebastian moved his lips tentatively, eyes closing in focus as he tried to mimic what he'd read before. He'd read adult books but that was about as far as his experience went. After Anne was cursed, he hadn't the time nor inclination to explore. At least he knew that Ominis was equally inexperienced, he wasn’t too sure about the Keeper, perhaps he'd ask later.

Tilting his head for a better angle, Sebastian was surprised at how soft Ominis' lips felt against his own. Feeling a spark of delight when Ominis pressed back against him hesitantly, trying to follow his movements, the two of them exploring and learning each other in ways they never had up till this point.

"God, that's even hotter than I imagined." The Keeper breathed, Sebastian didn't bother to pause his exploratory adventure but cracked one eye open to peer curiously at the Keeper.

Flashing another suggestive grin, the Keeper dipped their head down and pressed their lips against Ominis' throat again, this time leaving open mouth kisses along his nape, taking their time to nip and suck, causing Ominis to gasp and make that delightful sound again.

As Ominis' lips parted for his gasp to emerge, his tongue lightly touched Sebastian's lip, raising goosebumps across Sebastian's arms as his eye slipped closed again. Curious to feel that sensation once more, Sebastian parted his own lips and dragged his tongue lightly across Ominis' lower lip.

The shudders that shook Ominis were wonderful to feel, and Sebastian immediately did it again, this time slipping between Ominis' lips slightly to touch the tips of their tongues together, mesmerised by the new sensation. Eagerly swallowing every tantalizing sound that escaped Ominis' throat as Sebastian threaded his fingers through his hair.

Time ceased to have meaning as they explored each other, their kiss growing hungrier with every movement. The lewd sound of the Keeper suckling on Ominis' skin swirling in his ears, stroking the ever-growing need in Sebastian's chest, a need for more.

Sebastian was distantly aware of Ominis' hand splaying open against his chest, no longer gripping his shirt but feeling instead.

A surprised moan left Sebastian's throat, his eyes opening as Ominis' fingers brushed against a nipple under his shirt, sending shocks of lightning up his spine. Ominis froze and Sebastian immediately felt embarrassed, when did those become so sensitive!?

The next moment, he felt Ominis fingers brush across it, more purposefully this time. Sebastian tried to swallow the reaction, but a strained sound still left his throat. He could feel Ominis' lips curl up against his own.

"Heh, that was a nice sound."

At the Keeper's voice, Sebastian leaned back, breathing heavily as he separated his lips from Ominis' with an indecently wet noise. Sebastian glared at the Keeper for the teasing tone in their voice, before noticing the line of hickeys trailing down Ominis' neck, his shirt partially opened to allow the marks to trail down to Ominis' collarbone.

Sebastian felt his throat go dry, surprised to feel satisfied by the sight, as though he had marked Ominis himself. His dishevelled state was also quite fetching, with his clothing askew and Ominis' usually neatly combed back blond hair now hanging around his face, framing his pale eyes, giving him an almost ethereal and seductive atmosphere.

"I have to agree…" Ominis voice was husky and breathy, unlike how Sebastian had ever heard him before, his tone and words causing Sebastian to flush deeply in embarrassment.

The Keeper flashed a lecherous smirk, reaching forward to cup the back of Sebastian's neck, the same way he'd held Ominis before, tugging him closer to crash their lips together.

Where kissing Ominis had been a slow exploratory adventure that Sebastian had led, he quickly found that kissing the Keeper was more like being devoured.

The Keeper's lips were confident against Sebastian's, nipping at his lower lip and drawing out sounds he'd never thought he'd make. Their tongue ran along his upper lip, drawing a gasp before taking advantage of the opening to dart between his lips, touching their tongues together for brief flashes and then withdrawing before Sebastian could get his bearings.

"Merlin, Sebastian…" Ominis murmured, wonder and arousal thick in his voice.

His words immediately reminded Sebastian that Ominis' head was literally right beneath where the Keeper was basically fucking Sebastian's mouth, and Ominis could probably hear everything in explicit detail.

Strangely enough that realisation only made Sebastian release his dirtiest moan yet, his chest burning with need. His hands grasped at the Keeper's upper arms desperately, heat pooling in his groin, as he felt Ominis hands exploring his torso.

Deft fingers quickly undid Sebastian's vest and then his shirt buttons, exposing Sebastian's upper body for Ominis to explore and 'see'. Curious fingers trailed along his skin, tickling him at times, though the Keeper never let him stay distracted for long.

Naturally, Ominis quickly gained a fascination with Sebastian’s annoyingly sensitive nipples and with every rub and light pinch Sebastian could feel the tightness in his pants grow increasingly unbearable.

Seeming to sense Sebastian's building impatience, the Keeper pulled away, giving his swollen lip one last lick in parting. Leaving him gasping for air and painfully aroused while they shifted down to his jaw.

"Want to help him out?" The Keeper murmured against Sebastian's throat as they began to leave a similar trail of hickeys down his neck too.

Now Sebastian understood why Ominis was moaning so much before. He pressed a hand to his mouth to muffle the embarrassing sounds, at the pinch of teeth against his skin, the warmth and wetness of the Keeper's tongue dragging over the same spot repeatedly.

With all the distractions it took Sebastian a few moments to register what the Keeper had said and who they'd said it to.

About as much time as it took Ominis to start unbuckling his belt.

"O- Ominis!?" Sebastian would later be very embarrassed by how high his voice went the moment he realised what Ominis was doing.

Ominis chuckled, clearly enjoying having the upper hand now. The little prick, Sebastian grumbled internally, unable to string a proper sentence together if his life depended on it. Especially when Ominis palmed his heretofore ignored hardness and tugged it free from his underwear.

Yeap, his hand definitely didn't muffle that one at all, not in the slightest. In his defence, while Sebastian had seen Ominis naked before, living together as young boys, he had never been touched there by anyone else before.

Sebastian could feel Ominis running his hands over his erection curiously, 'seeing' another male's genitals for the first time. Every one of Ominis' movements felt like pure torture, unfurling his foreskin painfully slowly, especially when the Keeper began to play with Sebastian's chest as they marked his collarbones.

It took every ounce of willpower Sebastian had to stop himself from begging Ominis to please get on with it, it's just a regular coc-

"Fuck-" Sebastian gasped out as Ominis ran a thumb over the head, catching the small drop of pre-cum that had gathered in his tip, using it as lubricant to stroke his thumb across the sensitive pink flesh.

Glancing down treated Sebastian to the lovely view of Ominis' beautiful features scrunched up adorably in focus. Slender fingers of one hand wrapped around his length while the other drifted down to drag over his balls and knead the flesh just past them, sending shocks of electricity through his body.

Sebastian couldn’t stop himself from gasping and moaning if he tried. Every rhythmic stroke of Ominis' warm hands felt like fire licking up Sebastian's spine to curl in ecstasy at the base of his skull. He felt his legs tremble, not having enough room to allow his hips to thrust like they clearly wanted to, forced to cling to the Keeper for stability.

"Sebastian, does it feel good?" Ominis asked, the curl of his lips telling the Keeper that Ominis knew the answer, he just wanted to hear it. They smothered their amusement, focusing on their mission of marking Sebastian thoroughly.

It took Sebastian a minute to understand Ominis words, the feeling of the Keeper dragging their tongue over the raw skin they'd just nibbled repeatedly, while they squeezed and tugged at his nipples intermittently, was driving him mad.

The sound of Ominis voice amidst the sensations of his best friend's hands stroking him was making his head swim. This was Ominis, Ominis giving him pleasure, the one who'd always been there for him, who hadn't given up on him even after all the hurt he'd caused, now here, asking as though his pleasure was all that mattered.

He had to respond, had to tell him how he felt, Sebastian gasped, trying his best to control himself enough to speak. "Y-yeah, it- feels good Omi-”

And of course, Ominis chose that moment to stroke him faster and squeeze harder, making Sebastian choke on his words, pleasure pulsing through his veins like liquid fire. Sebastian could feel the pressure building as the heat became unbearable. Merlin, he both loved and hated Ominis.

In a scant few seconds, Sebastian's mind went white with euphoria, shuddering as pure bliss surged through his body, cumming harder than he had in his entire life thus far.

Feeling the muscles in Sebastian's legs and abdomen contract spasmodically, Ominis quickly cupped a hand over him to catch the spend, continuing to stroke Sebastian through his orgasm, dragging his ecstasy out.

After a moment, Sebastian whined softly as the haze of pleasure cleared. His frien- lover’s? movements starting to hurt as he became oversensitive.

Sebastian felt the Keeper pull away from his throat, slumping bonelessly against the Keeper's supportive frame as Ominis released him, panting heavily as his body trembled with residual tingles of pleasure.

"Jesus, Sebastian… if only you could see how he looks, Ominis." The Keeper breathed, gazing at Sebastian, they'd known he would look gorgeous taken apart, but Sebastian was certainly surpassing expectations, as always.

"Tell me." Ominis' voice was equally breathy, tinged with yearning.

Sebastian's sluggish brain took a few seconds to catch up and the moment it did, he was very sure he was about to die from embarrassment.

"He's beautiful, adorable freckles highlighted in a gorgeous bloom of passion, the flush of heat spreading across his nose, to his ears, over his neck and down his chest-"

Sebastian really really wanted to beg the Keeper to stop because he was sure he'd never been this embarrassed in his life before, but the expression on Ominis' face stopped him.

He looked enraptured, the flush on his cheeks deepening with every word, as though he was picturing Sebastian exactly as described and was enjoying the mental image. Sebastian just couldn't take that from him, so he remained silent and simply endured it.

"-His lips swollen from our efforts, the pupils of his warm eyes blown wide and hazed over with pleasure, his throat littered with markings all the way from his jaw to his collarbones, his pert nipples flushed and tight."

Sebastian felt flustered, shyness warring with pleasure. Did he really look like that to the Keeper? Did Ominis really want to see him like that so much? A bloom of pride spread through his chest.

To Sebastian's surprise, right as the Keeper finished his description, Ominis whimpered, pressing his clean hand to his own pants, and then brought his cum covered hand up.

And licked it.

Merlin's balls, Sebastian had been pretty sure he was wiped but that was a sight worth getting going again for. The Keeper chuckled at the resurgence of arousal on Sebastian's expression.

"Doubt you'll be ready to go again for at least an hour, how about you accompany Ominis while I help him out." The Keeper smirked, supporting Sebastian's noodle legs in moving to sit properly on the bench, even helping him tuck his softened length back into his pants with practised ease.

The Keeper cast a quick scourgify on Ominis' hand, before using a low powered depulso to move the table out of the way and leaning forward to capture Ominis' lips, tasting Sebastian on his tongue. They took their time with him, lapping at the inside of his mouth and coaxing Ominis into exploring their own.

"Why are you so much gentler with him?" Sebastian complained, raising an eyebrow in bewilderment.

The Keeper smirked as they pulled away from Ominis to reply. "Why? Was I too rough for you?"

"No! I can handle it." Sebastian shot back immediately without thinking, making both Ominis and the Keeper laugh.

"Then what's the problem?" The Keeper grinned with pseudo-innocence.

Sebastian groaned when he realised what he'd just gotten tricked into saying, rolling his eyes and tugging Ominis over by the lapels to take his frustration out on the other boy's mouth. Which Ominis certainly wasn’t protesting, if the way his lips curled against his own were any indication.

It was so easy to get lost in Ominis, the both of them trying to find their own pace, exploring this new wonderful thing, learning what got a good reaction out of Ominis and what made himself feel good.

It was somehow different from kissing the Keeper. It almost felt like they were accustomed to all this. Sebastian felt like there was something unsettling about this, but the thought was quickly dislodged from his brain when Ominis moaned loudly into his mouth, slender fingers tightening around Sebastian's forearms.

Pulling back and glancing down, Sebastian realised what had gotten that reaction.

The Keeper.

Was on their knees.

With their lips wrapped around Ominis' length.

It was absolutely the most erotic image Sebastian had ever seen.

It got even more wonderfully obscene when the Keeper looked up, met Sebastian's eyes, and sank down all the way to the base, and that was saying something, since neither he nor Ominis were considered small.

Sebastian watched with fascination as Ominis' eyes swam with ecstasy, lips parted to release absolutely filthy moans of delight, his body trembling with pleasure. The Keeper's head bobbed up and down, occasionally stopping to lap at the crown, and Sebastian caught a glimpse of their teeth grazing Ominis, making his breath catch and shudder.

Ominis seemed to be having a hard time figuring out what to do with his hands, specifically the one hovering in place over the Keeper's hair. Clearly fighting the urge to place a hand on the Keeper's head to hold them in place.

The Keeper appeared to guess Ominis' concerns because they pulled back, letting his length slip from their hot wet mouth, to Ominis' despair, based on his expression. They gave him a few laps to the head that made Ominis jolt and tremble, as they caught the excess fluid on their tongue.

"It's fine if you want to control the pace, unlike Sebastian, I can actually handle it." The Keeper smirked cockily.

"Hey!" Sebastian protested.

Ominis however, frowned. The Keeper seemed to take this as hesitation because they guided Ominis to stand, bracing one of his hands on the edge of the table and guiding the other to thread through their hair.

Not giving Ominis time to protest before the Keeper began swallowing Ominis whole again, now facing upwards, encouraging Ominis to thrust downwards into their straightened throat.

Despite his concerns, the experience was clearly too overwhelming because Ominis didn't manage to remove his hand or stop once the Keeper had him in their mouth again.

Sebastian could tell that Ominis was trying to be gentle, but Sebastian was more enraptured with how bloody sexy it was, watching Ominis unable to resist the urge to hold the Keeper's head in place, and quite literally fuck their mouth.

Every thrust pushed so deep into the Keeper’s throat that Sebastian could see the bulge that was the tip of Ominis' erection stretching their skin. The sounds were beyond lewd as well, and all of these were clearly getting to Ominis as he was already having difficulty controlling his hips and after only a few moments, he was struggling to hold still.

"I- I'm going to-" Ominis gasped out, moving to try and pull out but the Keeper gripped his hips to stop him.

"I think they want you to cum down their throat." Sebastian supplied helpfully, his mind sizzling at the thought. Sweet Merlin he was never going to need wank material for the rest of his life.

Ominis clearly felt the same because those words were enough to tip him over the edge with an absolutely pornographic moan, and Sebastian felt like he might have just dry orgasmed himself, because his brain was definitely doing something in response to watching the Keeper swallowing around the bulge deep in their throat.

Ominis panted heavily, slumping against the hand braced against the table and Sebastian quickly got up to catch him, while the Keeper slipped the softened member from their lips and tucked it back into Ominis' pants.

Now that Sebastian was seeing it rather than experiencing it, the unease from before returned in full force. That was too smooth. The motion, too practised and mechanical, like a bartender wiping down a table at work.

Ominis, naturally, felt Sebastian tense up and murmured quietly. "You've noticed too?"

"...yeah." Sebastian replied as he and Ominis sat down on the bench.

The Keeper stood, rubbing their knees to soothe the ache from kneeling on the cold hard floor. Before they turned to the boys with a proud smirk that quickly fell at the sight of both their, no doubt, unsettled expressions.

"Don't tell me that wasn't good." The Keeper forced a grin that was painfully paper-thin, their voice slightly hoarse.

Ominis quickly spoke to reassure them. "No, it's not that, it was honestly amazing, it's just- I think we need to talk."

The Keeper frowned, seemingly confused before shrugging and using their wand to move the table back to its original position and sat down on the bench on the other side of the table. They brushed the back of their hand over their chin, pulling a vial of wiggenweld from their pocket and taking a sip to ease their throat.

"Wait, we haven't- don't you need to, well-" Ominis stumbled over the words, so Sebastian decided to help.

"Don't you need to cum too?" Sebastian was, admittedly, a bit concerned that perhaps the Keeper hadn't enjoyed that as much as he and Ominis had.

The Keeper blinked in confusion for a moment before huffing out a short laugh as they tucked away the vial. "Ah, right, forgot about that, it's fine I'm used to it, we can talk first."

Notes:

You can also view it in HD for free on my Patreon page!

(This art is from like, a year ago when I still hadn't quite figured out how to draw Ominis' hair right, so forgive the attempt xD)

I'm not gonna lie, when I started writing this, I was thinking that Ominis was going to be a soft bottom but Sebastian ended up being the bottom this round haha

Don't look at me, the characters do whatever they want to do, all I do is write it down xD

Anyway, hope that the porn was good x3 and sorry for the cliffhanger!

As you can probably tell, the next chapter is going to be pretty dark and heavy, brace yourself for it-

[astaroth1357]

The Brothers Dropping Hints to a Remarkably Oblivious MC

I liked this idea and wanted to flesh it out a bit before I bury my head in research for requests. Maybe I'll make a part two later? Who knows.

Intro:

Seven demon brothers, one human. All seven want their attention… So the family agrees to a challenge: Can they get their human to return their affections without actually confessing first? Perhaps… but there's a catch. The MC is denser than a bag of bricks in the love department...

Good luck, boys.

Lucifer

If it weren't for this silly challenge, he'd have considered hiring a sky-writer because he couldn't think of anything more obvious and unavoidable than that…

It honestly astounded him how utterly unaffected the MC seems to be by all of his flirtations. It'd be impressive if it weren't so frustrating.

He could praise their appearance and they'd seemingly forget the compliment.

He could offer them all manner of gifts or meals and they'd think he was just being nice.

He could probably straight up give them a diamond ring and they'd assume it was a late birthday present… 

He was so out of ideas he was considering just ripping off the bandage and asking them directly, brothers be damned, but then that'd be admitting defeat and that’s just not on the table for him.

No, no… He just had to be more patient… Maybe offer them a dance next time? He'll win this challenge yet... maybe…

Mammon

Of course the Great Mammon can get his human to notice his feelings! He's their first man, he knows them more than anybody else! This will be a piece of cake. Right?... right…??

It is not. It is not a piece of cake.

First off, Mammon's already shot himself in the foot because of his tsundere-ness. Turns out when he says, "It's not because I like you!" they actually believe him… 😰

Secondly, he's terrible at expressing his affection in ways that aren't material or possessive...

When he buys them things, they think he's acting sweet and just… pay him back or buy him something in return…

Like, he's not complaining (much) but that's not the point!!

Then when he tries to spend extra time with them they assume it's Mammon being Mammon and not, like, because he's trying to show them how crazy he is about them.

And now he can’t even be honest about his feelings if he wants to because of the damn challenge!! 😫

This seemed like a lost cause for him really… Looks like someone else is going to have to win…

Leviathan

He's been cursing their name to here and back for stealing his heart so thoroughly while still having no idea that they actually had it!!! He'd almost swear they were mocking him but eventually, he genuinely started to think they were just that clueless… 🤦‍♀️

At first he thought that he found a loophole because he could just act out a bunch of obvious anime tropes to not-so-subtly hint at his affections!

...but each time he tried to make a move, he lost his nerve and chickened out at the last minute…

"MC! I just bought some pocky off of Akuzon, do you want to try some?"

"Sure, Levi! 🙂"

"Oh u-uh… Great! H-here you go.. " *hands them the whole box...*

When these efforts failed, he went to plan B, which was again not-so-subtly throwing hints at how special they were to him.

"Hey MC, do you remember that game you were looking at? I got it for us! Come on, let's play together! I'll even let you use my favorite controller!"

"MC, why don't you sit over here? W-wait not that close…! No wait, don’t go!! Urgh!! 😫"

At first he thought it was working until he overheard them talking to Mammon, "Mm? Oh, of course Levi's been so nice to me! We're best friends!"

… Ouch, but not unwarranted. He'd have to try something else or just admit defeat…

Satan

He still truly can't get a good read on them. Are they interested? Just nice? A chronic sufferer of selective blindness?? What does he have to do here???

Satan took a page out of Levi's playbook at first, but replaced anime tropes with what you find in old romance novels.

He was on his best behavior whenever MC was around. Downright gentlemanly, right down to kissing their hand and putting his jacket over puddles for them to walk.

… Unfortunately, Lucifer refused to be outshined by his little brother in the princely courtship department and the two started butting heads (almost literally).

If Satan gave up his jacket for a puddle, then Lucifer would take their hand to "help" them across it. If Satan held a door for them, then Lucifer would hold it too and insist that he go in first. If the MC was cold they suddenly were covered by two coats… It was infuriating!

And you know what's even worse? It was counterproductive.

After a while the MC just thought that it was some kind of game or challenge between him and Lucifer and not him trying to express his actual affections…

Looks like he wasn't going to be winning this either…

Asmodeus 

On one hand, he kind of gets it because he's lovey and feely with everybody but, sweetheart, please take a hint every once in a while…

Asmo comes into the game with both an advantage and disadvantage. He's far more versed in the art of wooing than any of his brothers, but he was so close with them to begin with it's going to take a lot to get the point across…

Confident boi starts inviting them out more, lunch "dates," spa days, shopping sprees, any excuse to be alone with them really hoping they'd get the idea…

...but they didn't. It was just some fun time with Asmo and not any particular special treatment…

His compliments all seemed to bounce off of them too. They never seemed particularly touched and he wouldn't be surprised if they forgot about them within five minutes of hearing them…

Kicking it up to drastic measures, he tries to initiate even more cuddles and hugs than usual… But it feels like he could literally sew himself to their clothes and they'd think he's just being friendly! How do they not see what's going on here, are they just messing with him??

After a week of trying to monopolize the MC's time he had to throw in the towel, certain if he couldn't get through to them then no one could! 😣

Beelzebub 

Well, Beel's a little oblivious himself sometimes so it's not like he couldn't relate… He just wished he could be upfront and ask them because they really didn't seem to notice.

Chances are he was already cuddling with them, sharing his food, taking them places, and doing all the stuff he'd usually do when he likes a person... They probably just considered that to be his normal behavior by that point…

So. He just does what he normally does, but MORE.

Suddenly he's giving the MC half of his meals instead of a third. (Which is what? Enough for a family of four?)

His hugs have gone from just firm to full on bear-snuggles.

He's always offering to take them to a new restaurant or some other place he likes and showing them the best things on the menu (written or hidden).

But it's not exactly going anywhere… 😥

They seemed happy and liked spending time with him but if they were actually noticing feelings for them at all, he couldn't tell…

After a while he kind of gives up on getting them to notice and just starts to enjoy making them happy. Sure, he won't win the challenge, but for now a smiling MC is enough for him 😊

Belphegor 

Look. He may be the King of Mixed Signals, but he's considering just giving up his crown but nothing he's tried has been working...

Similar to Mammon, he’s starting at a disadvantage by regularly being more than a little cryptic about his feelings…

To be honest, it was sort of a reflex for him by this point which didn’t help matters at all. He’s not that used to being completely open with his emotions so he has to fight the urge to downplay things all the time...

Oh, the MC agreed to go with him to the botanical gardens? Cool.

Wait, no, not just cool. It’s great! Really great!! He’s really happy about it, MC, can you see his smile?? He’s smiling! That’s rare! Please notice!!

(They don’t seem to notice…)

Eventually he got even more frustrated than Satan or Mammon and nearly just asked them point blank, but he knew his brothers would flip if he tried…

By the end of the challenge he thought it was a dumb, stupid waste of time and energy and he regrets ever agreeing to it (and he’s not just being pissy because he couldn’t pull it off or anything......)

Bonus: 

After a couple weeks of zero progress for everybody, the brothers seemed to snap. The MC woke up one morning for breakfast only to find their seven demons waiting intently for them to walk into the dining room. What followed was a cartoon squabble of kicked up dust, flying limbs, and thrown objects as each desperately tried to climb over the other in order to get to their human first (even Lucifer nearly flung Satan across the table by the foot at one point). Poor MC was so confused that they had to shout at them just to break up the fighting…

When asked what's gotten into their demons so suddenly, the brothers have only one response:

"WE LOVE YOU!!!" 

…. Eh? 

*MC.exe has crashed*

Back to square one, guys...

[jaskierswolf]

Heartbreak Hotel

Or the dating show Geraskier AU based on an idea by my wonderful friend @slythnerd (Also on my AO3) 

Geralt took a deep breath and pulled at the tie around his wrist. The cameras weren’t rolling yet and he was seriously considering jumping out of the window. He was grateful that he wasn’t one of the original contestants. He wasn’t sure whether he would have been able to cope with all the build up and hype before entering the hotel. The set to the show was essentially the top two floors of a hotel, and one of the reasons he hadn’t made a break for the nearest window. He did enjoy being alive despite how much he liked to grumble about it. Geralt was going to be the first new contestant since the season had started just over a week ago. With any luck everyone would be happily paired up and he would be allowed to go home at the soonest available opportunity.

He’d only agreed to this shit show for Yen’s sake. He was pretty sure that her and Triss just wanted to laugh at his discomfort.

“Mr Rivia?” Some attractive young brunette with a clipboard asked.

He raised an eyebrow at them. “Yeah?”

“Are you ready?”

Geralt looked back down at the wristband. It was pink, purple and blue. He gave a small smile. When he’d been filling out the application form he had hovered over the box for bisexual for over an hour. He wasn’t out to his family yet. Yennefer knew, but that was it. Well at least coming out on one of the most popular dating shows in the world would mean he’d probably only have to do it once.

He grunted and nodded, dropping his wrist to his side. “Yeah.”

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Jaskier was seriously starting to doubt his life choices as he flopped dramatically across the laps of Virginia Stael and Valdo Marx who were curled up on the sofa together. Jaskier had tried to woo  the ‘Countess’ as he affectionately called her due to her love of expensive jewellery and designer clothes, but she’d reached an ‘agreement’ with Valdo. They had a game plan. Everyone in the damn hotel knew it and he hoped the viewers at home could see it too. The pair of them barely tolerated each other. They would split up as soon as the show ended. They’d only chosen each other because they’d both deemed the other to be the most attractive out of the contestants. It was shameless and it was loveless. Well, not entirely loveless, despite their personality clashes and endless drama, they did end up shagging rather loudly every night, much to Jaskier’s displeasure as he had the misfortune of having the room next to Valdo.

Valdo wasn’t even that attractive.

“What are you doing, Jaskier?” Valdo snapped.

Jaskier rolled his eyes and extended one leg as he gestured to himself. “Lying down. Obviously.” He muttered.

“There’s a free chair.” Virginia pointed out in her snooty I-am-holier-than-thou voice which made Jaskier feel incredible glad that his attempts to seduce her had failed.

Unlike most of the contestants, Jaskier wasn’t playing for the money. He’d been naive to think he’d be able to actually find love on the show. What had he been thinking? Everyone else was catty and brutal and he just wanted to be loved god damn it.

Although, the sex so far had been spectacular so who was he to complain?

“Where’s… who are you paired with at the moment?” Valdo glowered at him, with unfairly pretty green eyes.

Ok so maybe he was that attractive, but fuck Valdo. Not literally.

Unless….

No.

Bad Jaskier.

The man was an arsehole. He did not deserve to get fucked!

Jaskier sighed again and patted Valdo’s cheek. “Priscilla but she broke up with me.”

“And why did she do that?” Virginia asked.

“I made out with Aiden.” Jaskier hid his face n his hands and moaned. “but in my defence the challenge was to kiss who I thought would be best in bed! Priscilla is lovely and I really like her, but Aiden just looked like he could fuck the living daylights out of me, which incidentally he can.”

Jaskier’s attention was drawn away by a woman behind a nearby camera who was obviously trying to hide her laughter and failing. Most of the time Jaskier was able to ignore the cameras but sometimes they just really got on his nerves.

“I was being honest!” He snapped and pouted. “I thought honesty was the key to all healthy relationships.”

No one had a chance to reply as the elevator doors opened and a god of a man walked out.

“Holy shit.” Jaskier’s jaw dropped.

This was it. He was in love. The man had silver hair that looked like it had been woven out of moon beams. It was pulled back into a messy bun revealing a truly sinful undercut on both sides of the man’s head. He was wearing a loose black shirt with the top few buttons undone and the sleeves were rolled up to the elbows. He’d paired the shirt with some tight black jeans. Oh god his thighs could probably break Jaskier.

Jaskier let out a pathetic whimper.

The noise drew the hot guy’s attention and holy fucking cock balls… his eyes…

Jaskier was going to drown in those eyes. He licked his lips and he stared unabashedly at this fucking work of art, that is, until he was dumped on the floor by Valdo shoving him hard. “Oi! Fuck it, get off!” He yelped as he landed on his arse.

His eyes snapped back up to the new guy and he blushed. The man was smirking at him, clearly laughing at his misery. Jaskier gave a little wave and the scrambled to his feet so he could introduce himself. “Hi! I’m Jaskier!”

“Geralt.”

Jaskier could have melted on the spot. How was his voice that good? Fuck it was better than sex.

“Jaskier.” He replied and then swore. “I mean. I already said that. Hello.”

“You said that too.” Geralt chuckled.

“Well what else am I supposed to say? I just met you! I can hardly start asking you to bend me over that table and…” He cut himself off and clapped his hands to his lips.

“Shall we start again?” Geralt asked, still smirking although there was now a faint red blush on his cheeks, probably embarrassed by Jaskier’s outburst. He extended his hand, which, Jaskier noted with absolute delight, had a bi wristband tied neatly on it. “I’m Geralt.” Jaskier grinned and shook Geralt’s hand, making sure his own matching wristband was on display. “Jaskier Pankratz. Nice to meet you.”

“Cut the cameras!” A voice called out through the speakers. “Everyone, we have a newbie Geralt Rivia. He’ll be joining and he will be leading our next challenge. We love the drama but try and give the man a warm welcome. Jaskier! Excellent. We’ll work with that. The viewers are going to love it! Ok. Rolling!”

Jaskier groaned and gave Geralt a sheepish smile. “Urgh. I’m sorry. Looks like they’ll be pairing us together for a few challenges.”

Geralt frowned. “Can you say that with the cameras running?”

Jaskier shrugged. “Not everything makes the cut. They get a lot of footage. There’s a whole bunch of people not even here that are being filmed right now. It’ll get cut and pasted until they get what they want.”

“So why did they cut the cameras?”

“Important announcement. Make sure people are actually listening. I doubt they actually stop rolling.”

“Hmm.”

“Sooooo….” Jaskier linked his arm with Geralt’s. “Did you want the tour?”

Geralt laughed. “Will there be any tables?”

Jaskier tripped up instantly and spluttered as Geralt caught him around the waist. “Geralt!” He choked.

“Relax, Jaskier. I was joking.”

“I should hope so!”

“Mostly.”

“Geralt!”

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Four days in and Geralt was more relaxed than he thought he would be. Most of the contestants gave Geralt a wide berth. He was more than a little out of place. He wasn’t really sure how he’d ended up being chosen. The rest of the contestants flirted easily and could all talk for hours about their ‘types’ and what they were looking for in a partner.

When asked Geralt had just shrugged, he’d glanced over at Jaskier who had been busy braiding Priscilla’s hair and not paying much attention. Jaskier was currently paired with Priscilla, they’d been arguing when Geralt had first joined the hotel but had since rekindled their love, if you could call it that. Geralt had ended up pairing with Kiera. She was pretty enough and had taken a shine to him during his first challenge. He wasn’t that interested in her but he’d promised Yen that he would give the show a fair shot. So he was trying.

“What about you, Buttercup?” Priscilla winked at Jaskier.

“Oh umm. Me? Fair hair, pretty eyes… a voice like a dream.” He sighed wistfully and Priscilla turned to kiss him.

Geralt averted his eyes. He didn’t enjoy it when they kissed. It made him… uncomfortable.

Yen would say jealous but Geralt scoffed at that. Jaskier was his friend. They often hung out around the hotel when they weren’t being filmed with their respective partners. Jaskier was the only one Geralt felt he could really talk to. He let Geralt talk for far too long about Roach and the other horses at the ranch. Kiera had just laughed and made a joking about riding Geralt then shut him up with a kiss.

It wasn’t a bad kiss. It was just not what he’d been expecting from a partner.

He was on the wrong show.

Geralt groaned. “I’m going to my room.” He muttered. “Headache.”

Jaskier jumped up. “Are you ok, Geralt?” The brunet put a hand on Geralt’s arm and looked at him with such open affection that it made Geralt ache.

Fuck.

He was falling in love with him.

Geralt pulled away sharply. “Fine.”

“Oh. Right then. I’ll just, I’ll be here if you need me then.” Jaskier mumbled and slunk back over to Priscilla, taking her hand and decidedly not looking at Geralt.

“Fine.” Geralt repeated and fled the room, glaring at the camera man on his way past. He just needed to get away and be alone for a bit.

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“I just. I don’t know what to do!!” Jaskier whined as he shifted in the armchair for the third time that minute, moving so his feet were draped over the back of the chair and he was hanging upside down over the edge. “Priscilla is very pretty and we both like music. We’re thinking we could start a band after this is all over, compose music together. She’s incredibly talented, maybe even better than I am, and oh ho! Let me tell you that I don’t say that very often!”

“So what’s the problem?” The person behind the camera asked.

“I just don’t love her. I thought I did but then in walked Geralt and it was like the universe rearranged itself and Geralt was in the centre.”

“How poetic.”

“Yes, yes.” Jaskier waved his hand and then scrambled up so he could sit cross-legged on the chair. He was getting head rush from being upside down. “It all sounds like a bad rom com but I swear. God, and then he had the audacity to be kind!”

“Not many people see him that way.”

“Bollocks!” Jaskier glowered at the camera. “He’s just shy but once you get him talking I swear he’s worse than me. Oh and his sweet darling Roach, has he shown you a photograph? No? Well that is tragic. She’s gorgeous. Stupid name for a horse though. Oh and he has this collection of little horse figurines that he paints. It’s just the sweetest. I swear if he proposed tomorrow I would say yes.”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah….” He sighed longingly. “I could be Mrs Geralt Rivia. Oh wait no. Fuck! He’s going to see this eventually. Shit. Can you edit that out? What do you mean no?! Fuck!”

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Geralt stared at the envelope in his hands. It was the challenge of the day. It was almost the end of Geralt’s second week in the hotel and soon people were going to get eliminated. He almost hoped it would be him, except that would mean leaving Jaskier behind. He wondered whether they could exchange contact details before he left. No, that would be weird. Jaskier was still paired with Priscilla.

Kiera had thankfully moved on.

“Umm.” Geralt blushed as he reread the words. He hadn’t participated in one of the infamous kissing challenges yet. His first challenge had been more of a get to know you type, after that the worst thing he’d had to do was a strip dance to ‘Toxic’, that was bad enough. “I have to kiss the person that I’m most likely to propose to after we leave here.”

“Sweet mother of…” Jaskier groaned and Geralt turned to look at him.

His friend was already blushing although Geralt supposed it was rather warm in the hotel. It was supposed to encourage the contestants to wear skimpy outfits to lure in more viewers. Jaskier as a result seemed to never be able to do his shirt up properly. The dark chest hair that trailed down into Jaskier’s tight fitting denim shorts drove Geralt mad. How anyone could resist the urge to pin Jaskier down and kiss every inch of his chest, was beyond Geralt.

Perhaps Yen had been right. Perhaps he really did need to get laid.

“Seems a bit forward.” Geralt muttered. “I’m not even paired with anyone.”

“Oh just snog someone already. Propose!?” Valdo scoffed. “This isn’t Married at First Sight.”

Valdo was right. This was too personal. He couldn’t.

“You don’t have to do it, Geralt.” Jaskier’s hand was on his cheek. “Let’s just say you have to kiss the person you think is cutest. We’ll all agree on that.”

“I won’t.” Kiera muttered.

“Shhh!” Jaskier hissed at her. “The challenge is a dig at me, something I said in the diary room. You shouldn’t have been dragged into it.”

“Hmm.” Geralt leant into Jaskier’s hand before he knew what he was doing. Jaskier had always been generous with the casual touches and Geralt lived for every single one. He hadn’t realised how much he’d been craving that physical touch before he’d met Jaskier. “Ok.” He nodded.

“Ok?” Jaskier asked, letting out a shaky breath and pulling back slightly but Geralt gripped onto his wrist to stop him.

“I can do it. The challenge.” He nodded.

It was now or never.

He loved Jaskier. He wasn’t ashamed to admit it. It was fast but then the circumstances weren’t exactly normal. They’d been living in each other’s pockets for two weeks and Geralt loved him.

He lunged forward before he could lose his nerve and captured Jaskier’s lips in a bruising kiss, cupping Jaskier’s cheeks in his hands to hold him close. Jaskier melted against him and wrapped his arms around Geralt’s neck, returning the kiss eagerly and moaning as their lips parted. Geralt had been dreaming of kissing Jaskier ever since the brunet had licked his lips when Geralt had first laid eyes on him. Every time Jaskier chewed on his bottom lip Geralt had imagined running his thumb along the soft pink skin and gently pulling it away from his teeth. Now all Geralt wanted to do was bite it for himself, so he did. Jaskier let out a sinful moan and pushed his body up against Geralt.

Geralt’s head began to spin. God the things he wanted to do to Jaskier. The noises he could pull from him. “Jaskier.” He breathed as he reluctantly let Jaskier go, resting his forehead against Jaskier’s and running his thumb along his cheek.

“Uh huh…” Jaskier mumbled and gripped onto the fabric of Geralt’s shirt. “Winter wedding then?”

Geralt laughed. “How about dinner first?”

Jaskier scoffed and buried his head against Geralt’s neck. “Fine, a spring wedding then.”

“Hmm.” Geralt muttered and kissed Jaskier’s hair. “We’ll see.”

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[pandoraimperatrix]

Cockblocked by Batman’s son

BatCat | Humour/Romance | 1,4k

The fucker was on her for a while, and as much as their cat and bat game was fun, it was beginning to get in the middle of her business. There was this tiny small Brazilian island with her name on it, and unfortunately it was hard to steal whole islands than jewellery, so, of course, to steal some of the latter to get her island. She was calling it her retirement plan.

She was so close to her goal 12 million goal, only 10k to go, the job had been a god send, a rich collector had just acquired an Edwardian aquamarine and diamond brooch that have been on her client’s list for ages, thank goodness it was not her style at all, so she wouldn’t be tempted. It was easy enough, the security system was not what she expected from her research, but it had been fun to crack it, it was good to be surprised sometimes, she thought, kept her on her toes.

Her prize was already safely inside her bag, and Selina was ready to leave, when he appeared dark and broody, cape flowing behind him like a vampire on a silent era movie.

“Put it back.”

“Oh for Bastet’s sake!”

She ran, he went after her, and to be fair she was having fun taunting him, but there was something odd about that night, usually he gave her a little more of work, he seemed to be lagging. She even looked behind a few times to see if he was still following her, because there was nights in which would just leave to take care of an actual life threating crime. Selina thought that was the case and stopped to look, as much as the danger of him actually catching her and taking her prize back was not null, it almost felt like a let down when he’d just leave like that without a proper goodbye. He had no manners! Have no one taught him how to treat a lady?

Not that she was one.

She turned away and head back small rooftop apartment on East End, she had just entered her home, and pulled the cowl off her head when she felt a massive weight smash against her back throwing her on the floor. Fear struck her even harder, had the celling just fallen? She screamed for her cats to find safety before she managed to wiggle her body around enough to get an idea of the situation.

“What the actual fuck!”

The celling was intact and what was currently pressing her to the floor was the wall of meat known as the Batman.

“Put… it back.”

And then his eyes closed. She had never been close enough to notice before, but they were blue.

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It was embarrassing. She was tied up to a bomb. Heist gone wrong, well, it was good that he appeared since it was his fault that there was a heist at all. After leaving her flat while she napped after playing his personal Florence Nightingale all night, he repaid her by stealing her brooch!

Can you believe it?

The ingratitude?

The disrespect?

It was entirely his fault that she was obligated to break into that stupid warehouse to steal her new mark – an art deco diamond bracelet with an asscher cut, totally her style, she was already planning how to get it back, for free, of course. It was not her fault that the intel that got forgot to inform her that it was the same warehouse that had been used by Don Malone to hide drugs. And that when she broke in the place was no empty and Malone’s goons thought she was working for Falcone. Of course, no one believed her when she told them that she didn’t have anything to do with that.

You know, that’s why Selina had no trouble lying, because the truth hardly matters when someone wants to fuck you up, they will just do it for good measure, for fun, because sometimes you bloody deserve it for being the fool that nursed the fucking Batman back to health and were robbed by him.

But then, just as was she was about to accept that was how she’d meet her maker, a little leprechaun fell from the roof and said in a squeaky voice that she’d be okay.

“Geez, freaks are getting younger every day!”

Until Batman appeared and started defusing the bomb she thought she had already died and was having a very weird afterlife.

“He’s not a freak.”

“Oh… he’s with you!”

Maybe she was having a very weird afterlife. But why the hell her afterlife included the fucking Batman?

“He’s my… hmm… son.”

Wait, that was too weird for an afterlife.

“Your son? And his mother is okay with that? Jesus, isn’t he afraid of falling down?”

The boy had limbed a rope hanging from the roof and was hanging upside down by his pixie booted feet.

“He doesn’t have a mother,” Batman muttered as he still worked on her bomb, well, not hers. She owned no bombs, your honour. He was awfully talkative that night, that Batman. “Robin, behave!”

Oh my god, he was the leprechaun’s father! The information was just too good and at the same time she had no idea of what to do with it. It was the kind of prize she’d keep for herself.

“I’m behaving!” the high pitched boyish voice shouted back, but he did a flip and landed on the floor. She could say she was impressed. How old was that kid? Less than ten, she’d bet.

“Poor kitten, is she…”

“She died” he said so devoid of feeling that she raised an eyebrow. Of course Batman tended to be stoic, but, that was cold even for him.

“I’m sorry for your lost” she tried lamely.

He sighed. Batman actually sighed. What the hell was happening?

“I didn’t know her. He’s adopted.”

That night was one shocking revelation after another, wasn’t it?

“So… There isn’t a Mrs. Batman, then?”

What kind of lame line was that? Urgh. But was he… Nah. She was imagining it. He had not, in fact, sniffed her neck.

Of course, she couldn’t see, he was behind her, and although she could see Robin at the entrance very well because the light coming from outside reflected his little yellow cape as he amused himself by doing what looked like very dangerous acrobatics, where she was sitting, tied to a chair that was chained to a bomb, was completely dark. She could only hope he was really some sort of vampiric meta that could see in the dark otherwise letting him disarm the bomb was not the best of her decisions.

“It’s done.”

He released her. Selina rotated her wrists and stood up, relieved.

“Robin, let’s go!”

She watched as the boy let out a happy yelp and ran ahead, they could use that one as a limitless energy source and end climate change.

“Wait” she said walking around the chair to meet him in the dark “let me say thank you first, you just saved my life.”

“There’s no n-“

He couldn’t end the sentence when Selina blindly pressed her lips against his.

She meant to be a small playful peck, but Batman’s gloved hand slid to the small of her back, pulling her close and before she could think clearly about what she was doing, her arms were around his neck, hoisting her body up to fix their huge height difference issue. He parted her lips and slid his hot tongue against the roof of her mouth, the hard pointy part of his mask that protected his nose biting into her cheek.

“Ewww,” they broke the kiss to look at Robin’s small face wrinkled with disgust, but still remained in each other’s arms for a moment. And then, slowly, they turned their faces back forward.

Selina swallowed down, she still could taste him. And he was not letting her go, she had to be the one to pull her arms back, her hells touching the floor again.

She never thought she’d ever see Batman acting awkward but there was no other word to describe the way he grunted and stepped back before nodding to her and left, taking his little killjoy with him.

She stood there for a while.

She almost died.

She kissed the Batman.

Was cockblocked by Batman’s son.

Batman’s son??

What the fuck!

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The rain made the power go out and I was looking through my WIPs. I really don’t remember writing this story lmao. But now It is finished and you can read it!

Please tell me what you think of it.

Kisses, see ya.

[vampire03]

Diabolik Christmas

Everyone x reader Christmas special

"Hnnn...mmm..." Y/N woke up feeling something heavy on top of her. She opened her eyes and tried to move. She saw blond locks in front of her. Shu.

"G'morning, troublesome creature." He mumbled sleepily.

"Good morning, Shu." Y/N smiles.

Shu rolled to her side and without opening his eyes says "There is a gift here in your room. Find it yourself, it's too bothersome to show you where it is...". Then he fell asleep again.

Y/N sighed and chuckled at his usual behavior. She looked around her room and under her bed she found a tiny yellow giftbox with a neat blue ribbon on top. Y/N opened it and inside there was a silver collar with musical notes engraved on it in beautiful shapes.

(Something like this, I couldn't find a better image, Im sowwyyy TwT)

"Thank you, Shu!" Y/N said as she coverd him with an electric blanket. That was his Christmas present from her. He smiled and snuggled even more in it without opening his eyes.

Then she exited the room and started walking to the kitchen. There surely will be some leftovers on the table, right?

On the way two arms snaked around her body from behind and a familiar flirty voice was heard.

"Bitch-chaaaaaan~ Merry Christmas!"

"Laito!" Y/N chuckled and leaned into his embrace.

"Look what I got you!" He happily squealed as he spayed something on her neck.

"Kyaaaah!" She welped in surprise. Then se smelled... perfume? A really nice perfume with vanilla and something else, that made the aroma sweet and sexy at the same time.

"Nfu. Use it wisely!" He chuckled and pecked her cheek, dissapearing as fast as he appeared. She will give him the fancy watch she got him later, it seemed.

Y/N blushed and smiled, putting the perfume in her pocked as she finally reached the kitchen. There a pile of deleicious food awaited her, a certain black-haired vampire with glasses was turning the leftovers from Christmas Eve into masterpieces.

"Good morning, Reiji, and Merry Christmas!" Y/N happily greated.

"Aaah, good morning, Y/N! And Merry Christmas. He smiled as he gestured towards to table, inviting her to sit.

She sat down and in front of her were served delicious dishes - steak with vegetables, fruits with whipped cream, baked apples and candies. Her eyes filled with joy.

"Ah! I almost forgot!" Y/N handed Reiji a blue giftbox with silver-red ribbon. His facial expression became somewhat happy and excited in a really childish way. Inside the box was a... blue baggy sweather?

"You are always dressed up in a formal manner... Why don't you wear more comfy clothes once in a while?" Y/N happily said as she looked at him. He had already put on the sweater and looked so cute. They both smiled.

"But where are my manners?" He asked himself as he gave her a tiny black box. She opened it and inside was a silver ring with a big sapphire on top.

"It's so beautiful!" She said as she put it on.

"I'm glad." Reiji smiled and handed her a cup of tea. Y/N thanked him and took a sip. When she looked around again, Reiji was nowhere to be seen.

"Hm? They dissapear and appear so fast!"

She looked around the kitchen for more leftovers to eat and saw a bunny plushie and a note attached to it. "This is Lilly. Me and Teddy decided she will enjoy being your friend." Was written by a certain purple haired vampire. Awww. She has prepared new clothes for Teddy and a fancy, somehow lolita coat for Kanato. She will have to give them to him later.

She then turned towards the exit to walk away and saw a note on the table.

"Oi, Chichinashi. Me and this Kino guy decided to have fun with you. We won't give you you presents so easily - you gotta find them!"

Yup. That's in Ayato's style. And the handwritting was so messy. There was no mistake. Y/N took the note and searched around for something left from Ayato and/or Kino. Almost half an hour later, she decided to search in the pool area. And she found another note on a bench.

"Did you think that we will give you the present so easily, Princess?" You will have to earn it! And swim all the way to the bottom of the pool to get it, hahaha!"

That handwritting was also messy, but still neater than Ayato's. Kino. Of course when these two pranksters somehow find a way to work together, it will be something like this. Good thing that she knew how to swim. She dived in and found a tiny black box on the bottom of the pool. She took it and got out of the water.

She opened it with excitement, only to find another note.

"Hahahaha, you fell for it!" Was written in Ayato's handwritting. "That was just a warm-up, the real present is on the bottom of the lake!" Was written in Kino's handwriting. These two jerks! Urgh!!!

Anyway, Y/N stretched up nicely and prepared herself. She went to the lake and dived into the cold water.

After a few unsuccessful tries she finaly found two red boxes with black ribbons and took them.

Once on land she opened the forst box.

"Ha! I knew you will open Ore-sama's present first! Now you can enjoy my scent whenever you go!" Was written on a card.

In the box there was one of Ayato's old shirts he used for basketball tranings. It was neatly washed, and folded. Heh, guess someone had aked Reiji for help. Was that present a sign of his ownership over her? Knowing Ayato, probably it was. And there were these nice sporty shoes too. They were really comfy and nice! She will play basketball with him after that. She smiled.

Then she opened Kino's present - inside there was a brand new iPhone.

"Now you can download that multiplayer game I told you about and we can play it together, right, princess?" Was written on a tiny card. That looked expensive. But more importantly, it was so sweet too! She will now spend more time with him as well.

Y/N decided she will give them their presents later at dinner - for Ayato a pair of jeans with one of its legs originaly shorter. Just in Ayato's style. And for Kino - a waterproof mini camera. He would love making unique photoshoots with it! She smiled yet again and went to take a shower, so she won't catch a cold after that.

After the shower she went to her room. She found a silver beautiful bracelet with the infinity sign and a tiny note, written in a messy manner.

"Merry Christmas! I wish you health and luck and whatever you mortals wish each other." Aaah, Subaru. Always Tsundere. She had already left his gift in his room. It was only a matter of time for him to find it. A very fluffy white pillow for him to hug in his sleep. She knew he secretly needed to hug something in his sleep.

She looked around her room again. And her gaze landed on her desk. There she found a weird heart? It was made of wires?

"Dear Eve. This is a part of the gift from the Mukami brothers to you. The other parts are in the music room, the garden and the torture chamber. Please seek Yuma for help if you have troubles assembling it. We want you to enjoy finding your gift and constructing it." Was written on a note with neat letters by Ruki, apparently.

Y/N searched all the places she was told and thankfully the Mukamis didn't prank her like Ayato and Kino did. She found 3 other hearts like this, a frame and some more wires.

Somehow she assembled it all on her own and got this:

(Imaginge that instead of "Be mine" is written "Be ours")

It was a night lamp! A very creative one! Now her nights won't be completely dark. She put it on the nightstand and enjoyed its light some more before turning it off again and going to each of the Mukami's rooms to leave them her presents - a professional kitchen knife set for Ruki, fancy jewelry for Kou, this giant encyclopedia about gardening Yuma wanted so much and an ukulele for Azusa.

And as she walked away from Azusa's room, she was suddenly hopped on the back of a certain wolf. "Nii-san is waiting for us!" Shin huffed as he ran really fast through the hallway.

He reached Carla's room where the white-haired man was waiting for them. He handed her a big fancy box.

Inside there was on of those two-pieces paintings.

"This is from our mansion's art collection. Feel honoured and Merry Christmas" Carla explained.

She thanked them multiple times. There was an wide ugly empty space on the wall in her room. Now it will finally be pretty!

"Carla, Shin... Did you find your Christmas presents?"

"Yes!" They cheerfuly said in unison and took out large doggy sweathers, put them on and changed into their wolf forms. They looked so fancy snd royal like that!

They woofed happily and Y/N went to the kitchen, smiling, remembering she has to help Reiji with dinner now. When she passes through the living room, a sleepy Shu pulled her into his embrace. She giggled and hugged back, as she felt Reiji take her hand and kissing it. Then the triplets came - rubbing their noses with hers, kissing her face. Kino appeared from behind and started playing with her hair. The Mukami brothers also joined in the kissing and hugging, as two way too familiar wolves came and snuggled with her. Subaru came out of nowhere as well.

Before she knew it, she was squished between 13 demons, who showered her with kisses and love, feeling like one big, big family.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

Sorry that there are no pictures for some of the presents. Tumblr has limit of 10 photos per post...

[chuffyfan87]

Growing Pains. Part 1c (NSFW)

“Back in a minute, kids.”

Emily arrived back downstairs just in time to see her parents disappearing into the kitchen giggling. "Do I want to know?" She asked, her eyebrow raised.

Peter and Lottie laughed, “Probably not.”

"They do know we have to eat the food they're cooking in there right?"

“Yep.” Lottie answered. “Em?”

"Yeh?"

“Can I sleep in your room tonight if Tilly’s still sulking with me later on?”

"I s'pose."

“Ta sis!”

"You could just sleep in Peter's old room if you're really desperate." Emily shrugged.

“Ah, never thought about that.” Lottie replied. “Where's Peter gonna sleep though, if I’m in his room?”

"I have a flat..." Peter pointed out with a smile.

“You gotta stay here though! Least for one night. Christmas tradition.” Lottie grinned.

"Of course, what do you think that's for?" Peter gestured to the holdall in the hallway behind where Emily was stood.

“Nice to have you home again, bro.” Lottie playfully punched the top of Peter’s arm.

Before Peter could reply the sound of a loud giggle drifted over from the kitchen. "Louis, stick the TV on please!" He groaned.

“Urgh, are they really doing it in the kitchen?” Louis asked as he turned on the tv.

Charlie gently bit Duffy’s earlobe, “You’re very naughty.” He whispered in her ear.

"You were the one who started it by putting your hand up my skirt!" She giggled.

“Makes you wet, does it? When I put my hand up your skirt?” He did it again, his fingers brushing against her knickers.

Suddenly able to hear the TV from the lounge Duffy gave Charlie a sheepish look. "Busted!" She giggled.

“We’re not doing anything. We’re cooking lunch.” He smirked and removed his hand. “Wait until tonight!”

"Getting shy and retiring in your old age?" She teased.

“Something like that.” He laughed.

"How disappointing..!" She giggled as she ran a finger down his chest before leaving it resting on the waistband of his jeans.

“It’s Christmas. I should allow our children one day off from hearing their parents having sex.”

"You make it sound like we've permanently scared them for life!" She retorted with a grin as she moved to start preparing to dish up dinner. Handing him a pile of plates she smirked. "Make yourself useful then."

“I think we have.” He groaned playfully as he took the plates and began to lay the table.

Following him through with the cutlery she made a point of leaning over the table directly opposite him as she placed them down.

He slapped her arse. Before he closed the gap between them and pressed himself against her.

"Charlie!" She giggled, wriggling playfully.

“You do bad things to me.”

"I just can't help being naughty when I'm around you."

“You just like being spanked.”

"Oh yes please sir!" She replied girlishly, fluttering her eyelashes at him.

He lifted up her skirt and rubbed his hand over her bum cheeks.

She let out a quiet moan of contentment as she backed into him slightly.

He slapped her hard on one cheek.

"And now I remember why I'm glad I don't live at home anymore!" Peter remarked from the doorway, shaking his head fondly. "Everyone is starving, can we eat yet or do you two need to get a room for a bit first?"

“Let me just finish punishing your mum first and then we can eat.” Charlie replied.

"You two are unbelievable, you really are!" Peter sighed, a small smile pulling at the corners of his lips.

“Five minutes? That’s all.” Charlie smiled, “Then I promise we can have lunch.”

"I'm not sure mum is thrilled with that time frame but sure whatever!" Peter retorted over his shoulder as he headed back to the lounge.

As soon as Peter had returned to the lounge, Charlie spanked Duffy again.

"Oof! Sitting down for dinner will be interesting." She giggled.

“Just you wait until tonight, Mrs Fairhead.”

"Is that when I finally get my present?"

“Maybe.”

Duffy pouted as she moved out of his arms and headed back towards the kitchen.

“As long as you promise to wear it for me, tonight in bed.”

"So long as your sizing of my clothes has gotten better over the years..!" She teased.

“I think so.” He smiled.

"Good boy." She picked up the turkey. "Go make yourself useful and carve that!"

Charlie began to carve the turkey, a comfortable silence between them.

It wasn't long before the food was ready to be put on the table. "Kids! Come help carry some dishes through!" Duffy called round the kitchen door.

“Can’t I be on strike, it’s my birthday.” Lottie answered as she wandered into the kitchen with her siblings in tow.

"No, get your butt in here now young lady!"

“Urgh.” Lottie groaned and, very reluctantly, carried some food into the dining room. “Mum?”

"Yes Lottie pop?"

“How an earth did you manage to do all this when we were all little?”

"You all ate less then!" Duffy chuckled.

Lottie laughed. “Not gannets like we all are now?”

"Exactly!"

“So rude.”

"We also had less kids when you were little."

“Didn’t have Oli and Paul?”

"Nope." Duffy placed the dishes in her hands down on the table. "Is Tilly still in a huff upstairs?" She asked.

“Yep.” Lottie nodded, “Want me to go and get her?"

"Please."

Lottie went to the bottom of the stairs, “Tots! It’s lunch time!”

"Urgh, coming." Tilly replied, pushing herself up from where she'd flopped onto her bed.

Lottie waited at the bottom of the stairs for her sister.

"Still can't get round this stupid thing." Tilly rolled her eyes, shoving the phone into her pocket as she reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Why are you so determined to get round the parental controls, Tots?” Lottie asked quietly, “You’re not in trouble, are you?"

"No!" Tilly rolled her eyes. "Just coz." She shrugged.

“I’m sure you’ll find a way.” They went into the dining room.

"I can always ask one of the geeks at school." Tilly shrugged.

“Yeah you could.”

Eventually everyone was gathered around the table ready to dig into the meal. They had a pleasant conversation over lunch. It was nice to have everyone together as they were often here, there and everywhere doing various things. But despite that, they were still a pretty close knit family.

A little while later the meal was finished and everyone was back sat in the lounge, the grown ups half snoozing on the sofa whilst the younger kids played with their toys and the teenagers watched a film.

Charlie was dozing, beginning to snore slightly.

"Daddy sounds like a train!" Paul giggled.

Oli laughed, “He always sounds like a train.”

The boys cracked up laughing making train noises at each other which soon woke up Charlie.

"Daddy is a train!" The boys continued to giggle.

“I’m a train?” Charlie asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"You sound like a train when you snore." Duffy explained, giggling.

Charlie shook his head fondly, “Do I really?”

"Personally I think it's more like a jet taking off..!" She teased.

He gasped. “So rude.”

"You did ask." She smirked.

“I did.”

"At least I don't snore."

“Only occasionally.”

"I do not!" She drew herself up to her full height sat on the sofa.

“I beg to differ.”

"I'm the perfect bed companion!" She countered.

“You are when you’re not sticking your cold hands and feet on me.”

"But you're so warm!" She pouted.

“And you’re always cold.”

"See? The perfect combination." She smiled.

He smiled brightly, “Love you.”

"Good!" She leaned forward to kiss him before settling into his arms.

He ran his hand through her hair as she settled into his arms.

After having a doze they all had a light tea and then the youngest boys went to bed. It didn't take them long to fall asleep despite their protests that they weren't tired.

Charlie watched them quietly for a while. He loved those little boys so much!

Whilst Charlie put the boys to bed Duffy and the girls sat in the lounge watching a film and painting each other's nails. The older boys had decamped to the dining room to chat and play computer games.

Charlie had got lucky when he landed on his feet with Duffy. Very lucky indeed. He was upstairs for ages.

When he eventually came downstairs Duffy waved her fingernails at him. "What do you think? Emmy picked the colour, Tilly painted my fingers and Lottie painted my toes."

“Lovely colour, it suits you.”

"Yeh, I wasn't sure but Emmy said it would suit my colouring so I gave it a whirl."

“She’s right, it does.”

"I'll have to get you to pick my make up more often Emmy."

Emily smiled, “I just have an eye for what colouring suits people.”

"Those art lessons are coming in handy." Duffy smiled.

“Yes mama.” Emily grinned.

"Are you joining us for the movie or going to play what I'm sure is some horribly violent video game with the boys?" Duffy asked Charlie.

“I might go and play the video game with the boys.”

"I don't know how you can play those games, they're so horrible!" Duffy grimaced.

“They’re not that graphic. It could be worse.”

"I see enough blood and guts at work thanks very much!"

“I know.” He smiled sadly, “They don’t play on it all the time, do they? Just occasionally at night, killing aliens.”

"I don't think so."

He kissed her cheek.

"Shh! It's getting to the good bit!" Lottie complained.

[confinedmadness]

Hakuoki: Edo Blossoms (Yamazaki Susumu)

After playing Iba and Sanan in succession, I just had this need to play one of my favorites or else I wouldn’t be in the mood to play at all. Iba and Sanan’s routes were good. I liked them. But they’re just not the kind of guys I love. So I abandoned my plans to play Souma next (because he’s also not one of the guys I’m interested in) and decided to play Yamazaki, instead.

Now I am officially over and dead. Yamazaki is my bias. And this whole post may or may not make sense, but it definitely won’t be objective  😂 😂

I CANNOT LOVE HIM ENOUGH <3 <3 <3

The fact that they’d already shared their feelings in Kyoto Winds meant that there was more time for both of them to just be together and hold hands and be sickeningly sweet. It also helps that Shimada the adorable gentle giant is absolutely supportive of their relationship <3 urgh, such sweeties

For all their times together, though, I can’t believe the art department held back on us and just gave 8 CGs. :(((( Anyway, Yamazaki has two solo CGs. Both of which, unfortunately, are spoilers so I decided to skip using them.

His game over ending for chapter was possibly the worst one yet -_-. However, his game over ending for chapter 3 was surprisingly nice, especially for a game over ending!!!! And grrrrrr his actions for the unrequited love ending is so in-character I just can’t </3

SPOILERS BELOW

I’m glad there wasn’t any half-hearted attempt in the end to redeem Kodo this time. I’m just tired of it, now.

As much as I missed Yamazaki because he’s basically dead in every other route (so far?), I also missed Okita so much. I was so happy to see him again in action, albeit for only a short amount of time. I’m still dead set on playing his and Kazama’s route last so it’ll be another while before then.

I like that Yamazaki actually asked for permission to drink her blood. I like that they broached this subject when he wasn’t writhing in pain. I like that it is also an acceptance of his needs.

In the last chapter, depending on choices, you either get a kiss or get this adorable cutie pie awkwardly asking for permission to call you by name <3 This awkward shit couldn’t for the life of him ask for a kiss directly HAHAHAHA

I was so happy, both with their decision to leave the Shinsengumi, as well as the manner in which they left, with the proper permissions and all that. I also love the fact that in this route there is an actual, clear presentation of their life after the war. Ahhhhhhhhh Yamazaki-sensei, please heal me!!! <3

[chanter-meleth-blog]

I mean, since the start it was visible that Leiftan wasn't going to be an option. The game has three main boys and you may not like them but then, why do you keep playing the game? If you're not into the boys and yet not interested in the plot then why? Also, it would be a total double moral if people who said that the ep 13 was an abuse actually liked Leiftan or Ashkore. Like...ya know, they are the bad ones, they did not stole a kiss, they killed.

Okay, I was expecting some of these and I’ll try to answer. First of all, I’ll not stop playing the game. Why? Cause I’m stubborn and I paid money. Heh, ok, serious now: Even after all that horribly bad writing and these frustrating scenarios I still see potential in this game. I love the design, art, clothes, events and most important of all: I’ve grown fond of some of the characters. I love Huang Hua, Ykhar, Ewelein, Chrome, Karenn and Keroshane to bits! I want to see how their stories are going to unfold. Well, and I can only find that out by playing the game obviously… Hm… about Leiftan… urgh, my moral is kind of low today so I’ll make it quick (and I’ll probably just repeat stuff I said in other posts). The problem here is that we were shown a lot of progress in the previous episodes. He was treated more and more like a dateable character which normally (if you like him) caused many of us to get our hopes up. And these hopes were pretty much crushed with a big sledgehammer called Episode 18. In Episode 16 I rode with Huang Hua to Balenvia to avoid the guys, I pushed them away in the cave when they touched me, I had Leiftan come with me and give me his mask when mine broke. In Episode 17 I’ll still go on that date with Leiftan and spend time with him in the library… If you take that into account Episode 18 does not add up with my Gardienne’s story. It’s just weird and uncomfortable to suddenly read how she wants to kiss and has wet dreams about the guard leaders… ’But he clearly was never an official option!’ - That’s another problem. They also never officially stated that he wasn’t going to be one in the future. This Leiftan-issue is not new. People have been asking about it before and the writers never clarified it. Actually, go in the eldarya tag if you have the time. Someone posted just today that a french player asked one of the writers about Leiftan and what did they say? They said ‘trust us’ … Like I said, my mood isn’t the best today so this statement annoys me more than it makes me happy actually. And now I’ll mention something no one wants to hear anymore, but I’ll do it anyway because some of you said ‘stole a kiss’…They did not just steal a kiss like we happened to stand under a cute mistletoe. They assaulted our Gardienne. (Yes, I dared to say it, get those pitchforks out, I’m ready)My Gardienne struggled and was forced to swallow a liquid.And shortly after we learn that the guy who did it didn’t want to stop or couldn’t stop.That’s such a romantic thing to think while my Gardienne was struggling and had her entire life taken away from her……….>‘But what if Nevra was the guy who did it? Couldn’t you just go with Ezarel instead?’<No. Because I, the player, know that Ezarel would’ve done the exact same thing if I had asked him to help Gardienne with the potion instead of Nevra.Yes, Leiftan sure did horrible, unforgivable things, too, but they all did. 

[sapphicdalliances]

Dear Chocolatier,

thank you so much for being here!! my sincere apologies for the lateness and messiness of this letter! sorry about my incredibly inconsistent capitalisation! it has been updated on the 9th of january.

I’m a simple bitch with simple tastes; here is a general summary of my preferences, and fandom-specific notes and prompts can be found further down!

I very much enjoy:

Fics that are short, but imply a longer, deeper verse; since this exchange is for short fics, but some of my prompts seem expansive, I just want to give you carte blanche permission to dip into an AU, splash around in it, and simply not provide additional details.

Comedic tones, slice-of-life, lighthearted fun, any amount of improbable romcom tropes

Am also on board with misunderstandings and drama as long as there is a happy ending!

I’m deeply okay with AUs, and most likely would be down for any modern, romcom, fantasy/fairytale, gender swap, or remix/crossover AUs you feel inspired to explore! My favourite settings include mundane/urban fantasy (witches! werewolves!), anachronism-stew-with-magic western fantasy jumbles, and disney’s Tangled.

Writing tropes I love:

Proposal fic

Wedding fic where the couple getting married is not the main couple

Outsider/third character POV of the main couple

Exes who are still in love/getting back together

Friends-with-benefits-with-feelings/did a bad job keeping it casual

Shipfic where two or more couples are contrasted

Oblique declarations of love/saying i love you without saying i love you

Provision and caretaking (acts of service!)

Aggressive matchmaking/wingmanning by an enthused friend

Hanahaki, or any other improbably dramatic instances of Cannot Spit It Out

Arranged marriage/fake marriage/fake dating

Epistolary fic

Regrettably I also love a/b/o, especially the kind that emphasises on scent safety and contains little to no actual sex

Art tropes I love, if you offered art:

Art where the characters look kind and fond

Fashion remixes – street fashion, cultural/traditional clothes, festival clothes, renfaire-esque clothes, beach photoshoot, get wild with it

Putting animal characteristics on one or both of them

Botanical motifs + celestial motifs

When plants grow directly out of people

The thing where character A is focused on something they’re doing or seeing, and the character B is focused only, wholly, desperately on A. please… the Gaze

Depictions of intimacy where faces are partially or fully hidden, but the body language is gentle

Characters SLEEPING next to each other, or comfortably doing separate activities in each other’s presence

If you wish to get frisky with your fills:

Yes!

Go for it!

I don’t have strong top/bottom preferences (and enjoy it when they switch or are otherwise generally equitable) so whatever you’re in the mood for is fine!

Kink tropes I very much enjoy include oral, restraints, praise kink, when proud characters cry during sex because they love their partners so much, and xeno tropes.

I love non-horny sex scenes; comedic, silly, charged, fraught, or simply affectionate exchanges that happen to include sex are my favourite. Feelings are the real kissing disease.

But like, if you wanna get horny about it.

Chase your bliss.

They simply must be in love.

I’m not as into:

Kidfic

First person narration

Soulmate AUs specifically

Kink wise, my only major squicks are incest, teacher/student, and public sex/getting caught, but i’m also not super keen on daddy kink, blood/piss/etc, or anything with blades or needles.

In general, please avoid:

Character death or serious/permanent injury

Animal abuse or death

Infidelity

Hopeless or downer endings

Fandom specific info:

Wotakoi

I love that this series has three couples in different stages of a relationship: one who’ve been together for years and love each other like well-worn grooves; one who have history but have only just recently begun a relationship and are discovering each other anew; and one who probably will not bring themselves to share a kiss for another 27 calendar years.

Narumi/Hirotaka: Honestly, the main couple of a series usually goes over my head a bit, but the more i thought about these two the more wretchedly fond of them I became. The thing I think of the most is how Narumi taught him how to smile as a child; how she did things that meant nothing to her, so easily does kindness come, but that meant so much to him; and how now that they are grown, he does things for her that take no effort, but shake her foundations. I think theirs is a love that grows quietly; something that cannot change the world, but can change them.

Koyanagi/Kabakura: My thoughts on these two are not complex, but they are deeply positive. I love how huge their personalities are, and how they fit around and against each other; I love the implication that despite their endless bickering, they are not an on-again-off-again kind of relationship, and have instead chosen each other over and over again for ten straight years. I love that despite everything, they are kind to each other, first and foremost; they find ways to apologise and to take care of each other, and treat each other gently in private.

Kou/Naoya: I love every ship in this manga equally but perhaps I love Kou/Naoya more equally than the other two? They are just so kind and so silly, and so sweet to each other in exactly the way both of them didn’t realise they were missing. I think about Naoya being told that Kou is “okay with being alone”, and realising that “okay with it” and “have accepted it” are different, and taking his little baby steps to fix it. I think about Kou giving Naoya every last drop of patience he’s trained himself not to accept, and doing so because it simply makes her happy. My only concern is that they are both bottoms. I don’t have a solution for this.

suggested prompts, fic:

- accidentally dating ft. Kou and Naoya, or, “and you’ve made out how many times now? Hmm. Yeah, that’s not technically a bromance.” - 5 times Hirotaka and Narumi almost, almost kissed, and 1 time they did; the unresolved romantic tension may kill me and it would be worth it - what Hirotaka and Narumi taught each other (apart from the more mundane gaming and life skills, i believe that she taught him how to smile and be loved by others, and he taught her how to be loved by herself!) - smutty domesticity ft. Koyanagi and Kabakura — a lazy Sunday, laundry in the sun, fucking on the couch, everything easy with familiarity - (addendum to above: pegging)

suggested prompts, art: - festival clothes - someone's getting married - naoya: *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a t - red string of fate motifs

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Nezha (2019)

So, wow, Nezha and Aobing are in love maybe? It drives me nuts to think about these two extremely powerful and extremely lonely boys finding each other by happenstance and instantly giving to each other something they’ve never had before. Sometimes you live most of your life without the presence of the other half of your literal soul and when you find him it’s like discovering true happiness for the first time, and that’s valid? Some people brazenly sacrifice themselves for the chance to spend a last moment with their soulmate to cope??

suggested prompts: - modern AU: delinquent Nezha and prim, proper exchange student Aobing - modern AU addendum: nobody believes Nezha when he says he’s got a hot boyfriend in Taiwan and thinks that he has made Aobing up - pwp with xeno tropes? yeah

suggested prompts, art: - lesbians AU. lesbians AU. AU where they are lesbians now. - mer aobing. mer aobing. AU where aobing is a mer-dragon now - KISSING - pwp with xeno tropes, again

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Otoyomegatari

im skipping this section for now because i checked and im literally the only one who offered it. you’re not here to feed me otoyomegatari, and that’s fine.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

i haven’t, uh, played this game? and i have not, in fact, watched anyone else play this game. but really, i don’t know that fire emblem is a thing you understand with your mind so much as it is a thing you feel with your soul. and i feel that ferdinand and hubert are in love.

fandom specific DNW: i am not a huge fan of how the game handled its fantasy racism, so if you could sort of avoid that whole situation, that’d be great. literally would love an AU where ingrid and hilda aren’t racist.

Ferdinand/Hubert: THEY LIKE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND IT’S SO VERY EMBARRASSING FOR BOTH OF THEM, just terrible, i can barely bring myself to look upon it. An important part of their rls to me is that they both have other things they value far more than each other, on an intrinsic, instinctive level; it does not make them love each other less, just differently. They are both so very dramatic in different, equally stupid, ways. ferdinand has one dimple in his right cheek, emits UV rays when he smiles, and loves horses and singing. hubert is sexy but in a way mostly reminiscent of the empty shed skin of a venomous spider. together, they fight classism

Dimitri/Dedue: like this

Dimitri: I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for you Dedue: I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for YOU [5 years of soulful gazes and dimitri making increasingly drastic and ineffectual attempts at seduction]

Hilda/Claude + Hilda/Claude/Lorenz: the sex is good. the statecraft? even better. i love trios where all 3 characters love each other equally.

suggested prompts: - ferdinand and hubert making bare skin-on-hair contact and immediately bursting into flame - dedue: your highness, let me teach you how to garden. dimitri, internally: oh, to be a speck of wet soil clinging to the warm, calloused skin of dedue's hands! - gee claude, how come your mum lets you have TWO tops? - hilda, strapping it on: urgh you're making me WORK

suggested prompts, art-specific: - outfit swaps ALWAYS fun - modern AUs also always fun - horse

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Haikyuu!!

changed my life, cured my depression, what can be said about it? fwiw i am completely caught up with the manga and indeed to remain caught up for the duration of this exchange so nws about spoilers; of course i am also happy if you want to play around earlier in the timeline!

suggested prompts: - kagehina or iwaoi dealing with LDR - kyouhaba are forced to cooperate on an innocuous, preferably wholesome task, such as gardening, or finding the owner of a lost dog, and it goes, As One Would Expect - bokukuroo + overheard phone conversation: and you've slept together how many times now? hmm. yeah, that's not technically a bromance (not in a no-homo way, just in a we-are-both-so-stupid-and-like-each-other-so-much-way) - actually that overheard phone conversation would work for any of these ships

suggested prompts, art-specific: - put some wings on some of them. now it's bird romance, which is for birds - (i lied, this isn't art-specific at all, wingfic is always welcome in any of its forms) - just pick up your whole boyfriend and carry him like that. give the smooch.

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Ace Attorney

i laughed for 2 straight minutes about there being no klapollo in the noms but this is fine, narumitsu is good. a thing I think about a lot re: narumitsu is that they are one of those love stories where, like, yes they’re in love. that’s not the problem. no matter what conflicts arise, or for what reasons they cannot be together, the fact that they are in love, and choose to remain in love, is never even doubted. i just really want to assert that i do not personally believe that miles nor phoenix have ever done anything on purpose in their lives except continue to be in love with each other.

suggested prompts:

- proposal fic - wedding fic - attending-a-wedding fic (gumshoe & maggey, before they're married? apollo and klavier, after they're married? franziska and adrian? not terribly picky on the background couple here!) - wedding night fic and they're both 35 so just, honestly, the back pain - honeymoon fic - also anything from when they were little, standalone or in conjunction with/comparison to their adult lives!

suggested prompts, art-specific: - so what if phoenix is a liddol hedgehog and miles is a cat in a cravat. just a thought.

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun

seowaka: they are idiots, and they like each other very much, but they do not know. i love a tall crying boy and his short but much more powerful girlfriend.

chiyo/nozaki + chiyo/nozaki/mikorin: im rooting for her in the face of such overwhelming stupidity. one himbo is difficult enough to seduce but two. chiyo is a hero and a woman of rare courage. i like the pair and the trio equally; again, if you go with trio, it’s important that they all love each other please!

suggested prompts: - 5 times any of these ships went on a date without realising, and the time they realised - urban fantasy AU where Waka is a hapless monster hunter and Seo is an annoying but deeply harmless werewolf who’s been terrorizing his town?? - fairytale AU where Seo believes she must rescue the prince from the tower and deliver him back to the kingdom capital, and the prince, who had not realised he’d been kidnapped, thinks Seo is a usurper from a rival kingdom who must be supervised all the way back to the kingdom capital to be served her justice

suggested prompts, art-specific: - festival clothes… - nozaki carrying chiyo, who's carrying mikorin - (seo carrying waka) - waka sleeping peacefully in seo's presence… :'(

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

we made it through all the fandoms.

Thank you for making it to the end of this whole disaster; I hope at least one of the prompts sparked joy! The most important thing to me is that whatever you end up doing, you are able to enjoy the process at least somewhat, and deliver a creation that you like! I can also be found on twitter at @hawberries_ (for art) and @popplioikawa (for general ramblings). If you need some more inspo, I recommend going through my art tags for the selected ships because I put a lot of Opinions into my fanart.

[thelastifntdragonrider]

HI! I’m putting all of the things i’ve been tagged in from the past couple of weeks that i haven’t answered yet bc i’m working hard on an admission portfolio for university and i really want to get into Sheridan, so yep lots of work and lots of art. i am also working on the HTTYD fandom reading (please sign up) and the next chapters of J’Imagine and No Cannon Shall Sink This Ship. Anyways, onto the tagged: 

get to know me meme: tagged by @animalsarepeople2​ thank youuuu! 

nicknames: Kei / Keiko *i explain this in a question down there somewhere 

Gender: Female 

Star Sign: Libra

MBTI Type: INFJ 

Height: 163cm 

Time: 17:07 (by the time I finished all of these it’s 18:36) 

Birthday: February 25 

Favourite Bands: Beatles, Young Rising Sons, Clean Bandits, Lovelyz, Infinite 

Favourite Solo Artists: Ailee, Ed Sheeran 

Song Stuck in My Head: 1cm by Lovelyz 

Last Movie Watched: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp

Last Show Watched: I just binge watched Stranger Things 

When I created my blog: July 15, 2013/June 27, 2017

What I post about: httyd, animated movies, animation

Last thing I Googled: information about Sheridan and character rotation 

Other blogs I have: my main blog @tokkeiko

Following: 100, though I want to find more good blogs, any recs anyone? 

Followers: in total from both blogs, 200 or something 

Favourite colour: Green 

Average hours of sleep: 8-ish 

Lucky number: 7

Instruments: piano, oboe 

What I’m wearing: jeans and my current favourite sweater which is grey with gold spots 

Number of blankets: I need to remember to find another one bc my room is freezing when I wake up in the morning

Dream Job: story artist at Disney 

Dream trip: i just want to get out of my city rn 

Favourite food: i’m just hungry rn, give me anything, but favourite food, among others, is salted caramel truffle blizzard from the good old DQ (#lovemydq) 

Music ask, tagged by @yv-sketches THANKS!!!! 

10 songs that you are listening to right now; 

my current favourite playlist is called Shut Up and Dance:

“Elle Me Dit” Mika 

“Red Balloon” Charli XCX 

“Dancing in the Dark” Rihanna 

“Shut Up and Dance” Walk the Moon

“Red and Gold” Young Rising Sons 

“Can’t Stop the Feeling” Justin Timberlake 

“Better When I’m Dancing” Meghan Trainor 

“I Bet My Life” Imagine Dragons 

“Into a Fantasy” Alexander Rybak 

“Get Back Up Again” Anna Kendrick

Tag Game, taggged by @thepurplewriter333 ty friend-o! 

Nicknames: Keiko/Kei/Spirit/Sweet Potato 

Gender: Female

Star Sign; Pisces 

Height: 163cm 

Sexuality: probably straight 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff!!!

Favourite animals: uhhhh... orcas probably 

Average hours spent sleeping: 8 i think, i’m not bothering with math rn 

Dogs or cats: KITTY, all of my sibilings have a significant other and all of their significant others’ have cats and why can’t I have a s/o with a cat???

number of blankets sleeping: during the winter, aka now already, two 

Dream trip: geeeeetttt meeeee ouuuuttt offf thissss citttyyyyy

Dream job: Story artist at Disney 

when I made this account: June 27. 2017

why I made this account: bc i wanted a place to reblog all of the httyd stuff without loosing followers on my other blog 

# of followers: like 47, I think? I recently got more. follow me i am cool person 

92 statements, tagged by @thepurplewriter333 thanks for the double tag! 

Last: 

Drink: Tim Hortons’ Double Double (got to stay caffeinatedddddddd) 

 Phone Call: Home to get a ride home 

Text message: Friend to go hang out later

Song You Listened To: Shooting Star by Lovelyz

Time You Cried: uhhhhhhhh... oh, like a month ago, it was a bad week and then I watched Home and my emotions were already out of wack so I basically sobbed near the end 

Have you: 

Dated someone twice: Nope 

Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope, i’m boring

Been cheated on: nope 

Lost someone special: nope 

Been depressed: i feel like it’s hard to be a university student and not get depressed 

Gotten drunk and thrown up: i am a boring party person and yeah, no i haven’t 

List 3 favourite colours: 

Green

Blue 

Gold 

In the last year have you: 

made new friends: Yeahhhh

fallen out of love: nopppeee...?

Laughed until you cried: like every other day

Found someone was talking about you: in a good way; nope. In a bad way: yeah too many times

found out who your friends are: yeahhhhhh

kissed someone on your FB list: okay someday, i’ll have more interesting answers 

General: 

how many FB friends do you know IRL: 99% of them 

Do you have any pets: nope 

Do you want to change your name: i recently thought about dropping my middle name, but like it has significance to my parents so probably won’t happen and my middle name doesn’t do anything so idk 

what did you do for your last birthday: Keep in mind that I turned 18: my friends and I went to Build-A-Bear and they got me a Build-A-Bear Toothless. 

What time do you wake up: my alarms on early days are 7:00, 7:05, 7:15, 7:25, 7:35, 7:45, 8:00. I naturally wake up at 9-ish 

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping :D 

Name something you can’t wait for: to (hopefully) get accepted into Sheridan and start a new adventure out there.

When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s in the kitchen with me 

what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish that I could’ve figured out what I wanted to do with life so that I could’ve started Sheridan this year 

What are you listening to right now: Sheridan portfolio reviews, tips, etc. (Starting to see a pattern here?) 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: friend’s dad. he’s a cool dad. 

Something that is getting on your nerves: when people are packing up their stuff before the professor is finished talking in the last 5 minutes of class. URGH stop moving ppl this stuff is important 

Most visited website: FB, YT, tumblr 

Mole(s): couple

Mark(s): I have freckles (might be moles) on each cheek under both eyes. 

Childhood dream: when you’re a kid, you’re really only exposed to teacher, doctor, police man and whatever your parents are. I think I defaulted to an artist when adults asked. 

Hair colour: black, I have silver hairs though, they stick out on the black hair a lot 

long or short hair: I always grow my hair out and then cut off 12 inches to donate to cancer wigs  

Do you have a crush on someone: not currently, though i had a crush on a guy for like 5 years, so even now, 5 years later, I get happy when I think about him 

Piercings: no, i really think a conch piercing would be nice though 

Blood type: ... A I think, i’ve never gotten tested, but according to genetics, I should be an A 

Nicknames: my full name is Keiko, but everyone called me Kei as a kid, but during high school, I started introducing myself as Keiko, so some people call me Kei, some people call me Keiko, one of them is a nickname, depending on which way you think about it, 

Relationship Status: Egg salad. 

Zodiac: Pisces 

Pronouns: She/her

Favourite TV show: Friends 

Right or left handed: Right, but recently I’ve been trying to teach myself to draw with my left hand 

Surgery: Wisdom teeth 

Hair dyed a different colour: nope, but I think I might try a ombre some day 

Sports: ballet since I was 4ish, ballet is a sport, come fight me on it if you dare 

Vacation: a lot of camping when I was younger, I’ve been to Japan twice, and then places across Canada

Pair of trainers: are we talking about trainers as in shoes? bc then ankle high all black vans. 

More General: 

Eating: this is taking so long I stopped and had supper between these sections

Drinking: Double Double (Tim’s coffee, two creams, two sugars), gotta stay AWaaaaaaaaaaKE

I’m about to: draw character designs or go out to coffee shop to study with friends 

Want: to get into Sheridan so so so so so badly 

Get married: I’m still single, want to put my career first, so yep not for a little while 

Career: i’m a cake decorator rn, see my cakes on my insta @tanakeiart 

Hugs or Kisses: hUG mE

Lips or eyes: Eyes, (though I am supper bad at making eye contact) 

Shorter or taller: would be nice to be slightly taller... 

Older or younger: like to date or something? I think high school rule is a good rule, but rn looking at niners mAN they are tiny

Nice arms or stomach: arms to hug meeeeee

Sensitive or loud: i think I would need a loud person to compliment me 

Hook up or relationship: relationship bc you have a standing plus one to everything and rn being single I have to text like 5 friends to find someone to go with me to something 

Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant 

Have you ever: 

kissed a stranger: Nope 

Drank hard liquor: I only have like four months until my 19th so like i’ll go drinking then 

Lost Glasses/contact lenses: funny story: family and i were in Japan and we were at Kinkaku-ji and then i realize that one of my eyes have gone fuzzy, so thinking that there is something on the lens, i take my glasses off and my lens had fallen out of the frame. my family literally crawled around trying to find my lost lens, we did find it, but we couldn’t find a small screw that would hold the lens in. my dad fixed it with a twist tie.

turned someone down: nobody likes me so nobody has asked me so i have never turned someone down 

broken someone’s heart: no 

had your heart broken: yeah, by a friend. It is shATTERing 

been arrested: not even a parking ticket in my name 

cried when someone died: no, i am some kind of emotionless egg

fallen for a friend: my heart easily leaps and often trips falls and gets lost

Do you believe in:

yourself: yes, I believe that I can get in, I believe that I can be what I want to be. 

Miracles: I believe in karma more than miracles 

Love at first sight: yes, but not in the way that media portrays it 

Santa claus: nah 

Kiss on the first date: this is weirdly phrased. 

other: 

current best friend name: becky 

Eye colour: brown 

Favourite movie: the other day i was procrastinating and made an official list of favourite movies, which still has a lot of ties: 1/2: httyd 1/2, 3/4: moana, big hero 6, 5/6/7: wreck it ralph, tangled, rise of the guardians,  8/9/10: back to the future 1-3 

wow that took a lot of time, but thanks for tagging me! I’m tagging @thepurplewriter333 @yv-sketches and @animalsarepeople2 on the ones that you didn’t tag me in! also tagging @katlikespie @crazilexa and @fading-shadows for whichever one/s you want to do! 

[otomelavenderhaze]

It’s another tag ~

Tagged by bae @kahasan. @eldaryandy-senpai, @mclalegria  Thanks :*

1. Coffee or tea? ~ Tea. 

2. Black and white or color? ~ Black. 

3. Drawings or paintings? ~ Both

4. Dresses or skirts? ~ Dresses (I don’t have any skirts)

5. Books or movies? ~ Books.

6. Pepsi or Coke? ~ Coke.

7. Chinese or Italian? ~ Hmmm, I’m not sure why, but Italian?

8. Early bird or night owl? ~ Night owl :’) hate sunlight, hate mornings.  

9. Chocolate or vanilla? ~ xD Chocolate.

10. Introvert or extrovert? ~ Introvert.

11. Hugs or kisses? ~ kisses.

12. Hunting or fishing? ~ None. 

13. Winter or summer? ~ Winter.

14. Spring or fall? ~ Spring

15. Rural or urban? ~ Urban, always a city gurl.

16. PC or Mac? ~ PC.

17. Tan or pale? ~ Tan.

18. Cake or pie? ~ cake. 

19. Ice cream or yogurt? ~ Ice cream. 

20. Ketchup or mustard? ~ Both.

21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? ~ urgh, none. 

22. Comedy or mystery? ~ Comedy.

23. Boots or sandals? ~ Sandals.

24. Silver or gold? ~ uhn, I can’t really choose, so both. 

25. Pop or Rock? ~ BOTH AGAIN.

26. Dancing or singing? ~ ... singning (I almosted put both again).

27. Checkers or chess? ~ Checkers.

28. Board games or video games? ~ video games.

29. Wine or beer? ~ Wine, I can drink beer but wine is more my thing.

30. Freckles or dimples? ~ >///< freckles.

31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? ~ ???????????// none.

32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? ~ NONE, NEXT ONE PLEASE -

33. Baseball or basketball? ~ Basketball. 

34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? ~ sudokus :3 My history teacher in high school showed to my class how to do it, so it always reminds me of him.

35. Facial hair or clean shaven? ~ hmmm, both.

36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? ~ cubeeee.

37. Skiing or snowboarding? ~ I never did snowboarding, so I choose skiing, but I really like both.

38. Smile or game face? ~ you will never KNOW THE SECRET-

39. Bracelet or necklace? ~ bracelet.

40. Fruit or vegetables? ~ vegetables.

41. Sausage or bacon? ~ LOVE SAUSAGEEEE HIHIHI’

42. Scrambled or fried? ~ scrambled, I’M HUNGRY NOW STOPUU WITH FOOD QUESTIONS.

43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? ~ OMG, I’M IN PAIN, DARK CHOCOLATE OKAY?

44. Tattoos or piercings? ~ I want to make some tattoos.

45. Antique or brand new? ~ Both. 

46. Dress up or dress down? ~ 66′ you guys will never know. 

47. Cowboys or aliens? ~ COWBOYS.

48. Cats or dogs? ~ ??? really? CATS, OF COURSE. 

49. Pancakes or waffles? ~ hmm, pancakes.

50. Bond or Bourne? ~ BOND

51. Sci-Fi or fantasy? ~ Fantasy.

52. Numbers or letters? ~ letters ALWAYS. 

53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? ~ HP.

54. Fair or theme park? ~ theme park <3

55. Money or fame? ~ both are good, but now I guess Money is more my thing.

56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? ~ None :’)

57. Snakes or sharks? ~ Sharks.

58. Orange juice or apple juice? ~ Orange.

59. Sunrise or sunset? ~ Sunset. 

60. Slacker or over-achiever? ~ Slacker. 

61. Pen or pencil? ~ pencil.

62. Peanut butter or jelly? ~ JELLY.

63. Grammys or Oscars? ~ Oscars;

64. Detailed or abstract? ~ BOTH.

65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? ~ N O N E.

66. Adventurous or cautious? ~ ADVENTUROUS LETS GO GO GO

67. Saver or spender? ~ spender :’)

68. Glasses or contacts? ~ contacts (but I dont use any :’) )

69. Laptop or desktop? ~ Laptop.

70. Classic or modern? ~ Classic ~ 

71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? ~ N O N E E E ~ 

72. Internet or cell phone? ~ Internet.

73. Call or text? ~ Text, I hate calls.

74. Curly hair or straight hair? ~ Curly hair <3

75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? ~ Evening.

76. Spicy or mild? ~ Mild.

77. Marvel or DC? ~ Marvel. TEN THOUSENS MARVEL.

78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent? ~ Rent.

79. Sky dive or bungee jump? ~ None, I'm afraid of high places.

80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? ~ Oreos <3

81. Jello or pudding? ~ JEEEEEEEELLLO.

82. Truth or dare? ~ Dare. 

83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? ~ NONEEEEE.

84. Leather or denim? ~ Denim. 

85. Stripes or solids? ~ Both. 

86. Bagels or muffins? ~ bagels.

87. Whole wheat or white? ~ White.

88. Beads or pearls? ~ Pearls.

89. Hardwood or carpet? ~ Hardwood :3

90. Bright colors or neutral tones? ~ neutral tones WITH SOME BRIGHT COLORS ON IT. 

91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? ~ Older. 

92. Raisins or nuts?~ Nuts

93. Picnic or nice restaurant? ~ Restaurant.

94. Black leather or brown leather? ~ brown.

95. Long hair or short hair? ~ BOTH.

96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? ~ There is any difference? I mean, I dont really know. 

97. Fiction or non-fiction? ~ PRESS THIS BUTTON MILION TIMES: FICTION FICTION FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICTION. Real life is boring ashell.

98. Smoking or non-smoking? ~ Non-smoking.

99. Think before you talk or talk before you think? ~ I can honestly do both.

100. Asking questions or answering questions? ~ answering.

FINALLY FINISH IT, I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD DIE. 

I’ll tag; @americanbeauty-americanpsycho , @justanothermclblog, @troloyunu, @giccix, @chof-art and anyone who wants to do it anyway.

[shattered-dragon-blog]

1ST RULE: Tag 9 muses you would like to know better.

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true to your muse.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller. I wear glasses. I have at least one tattoo. I have at least one piercing. I have blond hair. I have brown eyes. I have short hair. My abs are at least somewhat defined.I have or have had braces.

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people. People tell me that I’m funny. Helping others is a big priority for me. I enjoy physical challenges. I enjoy mental challenges. I’m playfully rude with people I know well. I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it. There is something I would change about my personality.

ABILITY:

I can sing well. I can play an instrument. I can do over 30 pushups without stopping. I’m a fast runner. I can draw well. I have a good memory. I’m good at doing math in my head. I can hold my breath under water for over a minute. I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling. I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch. I know how to throw a proper punch.

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports. I am on a sports team at my school or somewhere else. I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else. I have learned a new song in the past week. I work out at least once a week.  I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months. I have drawn something in the past month. I enjoy writing. I have done martial arts.

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss. I have had alcohol.I have scored the winning goal in a sports game. I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting. I have been at an overnight event. I have been in a taxi. I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year.I have beaten a video game in one day. I have visited another country. I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts.

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship. I have a crush on a celebrity. I have a crush on someone I know. I have been in at least 3 relationships. I have never been in a relationship. I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them. I get crushes easily. I have had a crush on someone for over a year. I have been in a relationship for at least a year. I have had feelings for a friend.

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”. I live close to my school. My parents are still together. I have at least one sibling. I live in the United States. There is snow right now where I live. I have hung out with a friend in the past month. I have a smartphone. I have at least 15 CD’s. I share my room with someone l.

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced. I know a person named Jamie. I have had a teacher with a last name that is hard to pronounce. I have dyed my hair. I’m listening to one song on repeat right now. I have a last name that’s hard to pronounce. I have punched someone in the past week. I know someone who had gone to jail. I have broken a bone. I have eaten a waffle today. I know what I want to do with my life. I speak at least 2 languages.

TAGGED BY: @themightyshadow

TAGGING:Urgh, too lazy.

[endlessconqueror]

1ST RULE: Tag 9 muses you would like to know better.

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true to your muse.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller. I wear glasses. I have at least one tattoo. I have at least one piercing. I have blond hair. I have brown eyes. I have short hair. My abs are at least somewhat defined. I have or have had braces.

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people. People tell me that I’m funny. Helping others is a big priority for me. I enjoy physical challenges.   I enjoy mental challenges. I’m playfully rude with people I know well. I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it. There is something I would change about my personality.

ABILITY:

I can sing well. I can play an instrument. I can do over 30 pushups without stopping. I’m a fast runner. I can draw well. I have a good memory. I’m good at doing math in my head. I can hold my breath under water for over a minute. I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling. I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch. I know how to throw a proper punch.

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports. I am on a sports team at my school or somewhere else. I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else. I have learned a new song in the past week. I work out at least once a week.  I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months. I have drawn something in the past month. I enjoy writing. I have done martial arts.

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss. I have had alcohol. I have scored the winning goal in a sports game. I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting. I have been at an overnight event. I have been in a taxi. I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year. I have beaten a video game in one day. I have visited another country. I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts.

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship. I have a crush on a celebrity. I have a crush on someone I know. I have been in at least 3 relationships. I have never been in a relationship. I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them. I get crushes easily. I have had a crush on someone for over a year. I have been in a relationship for at least a year. I have had feelings for a friend.

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”. I live close to my school. My parents are still together. I have at least one sibling. I live in the United States. There is snow right now where I live. I have hung out with a friend in the past month. I have a smartphone. I have at least 15 CD’s. I share my room with someone.

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced. I know a person named Jamie. I have had a teacher with a last name that is hard to pronounce. I have dyed my hair. I’m listening to one song on repeat right now. I have a last name that’s hard to pronounce. I have punched someone in the past week. I know someone who had gone to jail. I have broken a bone. I have eaten a waffle today. I know what I want to do with my life. I speak at least 2 languages.

TAGGED BY: @themightyshadow

TAGGING:Urgh, too lazy.

[katherinewhistler]

Thank you @agntalexxdanverss. MY TWIN I LOVE YOU! you know the game, bold ya shit

I am 5′7″ or taller

I wear glasses (or contacts)

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have  blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair (depends, chin length)

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

There is something I would change about the way I look

My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin

I am an introvert

I like meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

I can sing (im in a choir but urgh no im not that good tbh)

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner  

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week  

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion

I do or have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts  

I’m in a relationship

I have a celebrity crush (chyler couuugghh)

I have a crush on someone I know (my bf??)

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily 

I have had a crush on someone for over a year  

I have been in a relationship for at least a year (7th year jdiweqdj)

I have had feelings for a friend

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend outside of school uni in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie  

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages fluently (german and some english)

I have made a new friend in the past year

@lordstormborn @ms-castillo @alexandmaggies @detective-maggie-sawyer @idanversalex @queercapwriting @smolsawyer