#and to that i say god bless. you all have fun with that 😌

[9w1ft]

https://www.tumblr.com/9w1ft/747233578463690752/saw-a-tweet-saying-that-believing-taylor-is-gay-is?source=share

...do they believe... that gaylor means gay swiftie??? we've been over this before 😭

they believed gaylor should mean someone who interprets taylor’s music through a queer lens, and should not (necessarily) have anything to do with taylor’s sexuality.

anyway i just think it’s amusing to think about it in terms of the state of the anyone-but-karlie gaylor community. maybe some people out there feel the same sort of amusement

[theidiotwhowritesthings]

IS THERE A VERSION OF JOEL MILLER I WOULDN'T FUCK?

[a case study in how thirsty i am for this man.] [aka fic recommendations]

Unfortunately, in my extensive research on this topic, I have found some pretty damning evidence against my sanity.

dad's best friend!joel miller x fem!reader

Your Summer Dream [masterlist] by @swiftispunk It is a scientific fact that if you place Joel Miller on a beach he becomes 100x hotter. I don't make the rules, I just report them.

Creep it Real! by @swiftispunk I am a puddle. I melted and I'm a shallow pathetic puddle. Cowboy and Angel. I just hnnnnnggggg. I need him to ruin me pls dear god.

*I'm realizing if i include all the DBF!JM i read this will get very long, very quickly, and i think i have revealed enough of myself on this blog to highlight my very obvious daddy issues

**speaking of daddy issues...

stepdad!joel miller x fem!reader

Don't Be Cute, Be Nasty by @cockslutpadalecki i'm pretty sure this was the first stepdad!joel miller anything i read and it awoke something in my soul. it's always fun to reach new levels of my daddy issues and BY GOD was this just 🫠

Bad Girl [part i of many] by @seventeenpins he walks in on her while she's watching stepdaddy porn and good lord it gets filthier and filthier in the best kind of way.

boyfriend's dad!joel miller x fem!reader

Lost in the Dark [masterlist] by @iamasaddie i expected to be a slut reading this but then it made me an emotional slut out of nowhere i am obsessed. there is nothing i love more than being drawn in by my thots only to be hit by an emotional bus out of nowhere.

Thigh's Out AU [masterlist] by @toxicanonymity not only is this a boyfriend's dad AU, but said boyfriend's dad is a hot and slutty. just like i like my dilfs.

father-in-law!joel miller x fem!reader

Pink [masterlist] by @netherfeildren holy fuck. that's all. just holy fuck. this altered my genetic makeup.

Help, I'm Stuck! by @nosesitter spoiler alert: he takes her wedding ring off before dicking her down and I-- 👀 send help.

***i didn't think i had a lot of significant other's father!joel miller in my repertoire, but i had to stop myself again from listing them all on this one otherwise we'd be here all day. shit, i'm learning things about myself 🤡

dark therapist!joel miller x fem!reader

Session 1 by @elvinaa i think this only highlights how badly i need an actual therapist (as does this entire list actually).

sleazy gas station clerk!joel miller x fem!reader

Meet Me in the Back (1) & The Night is Dark Enough ... (2) written by @atticrissfinch It does not bode well for me that this version of Joel Miller made me so fucking feral. In no way, shape, nor form should a sleazy gas station clerk make me feel this way AND YET HERE WE ARE.

tattoo artist!joel miller x fem!reader

Honeyed [masterlist] by @softlyspector This one absolutely hits too close to home for me, but that's probably why I'm so obsessed with it. My touch adverse yet touch starved ass ate this up and left no crumbs😌

chiro!joel miller x fem!reader

Say Yes to Heaven by @pascalisbaby i thought the medical side of my brain would cringe at the doctor/patient dynamic but as it turns out my depravity knows no bounds 🥵

frat dad!joel miller x fem!reader

The Old College Try by @proxima-writes i didn't even know this was something i needed in my life until it came into my life. blessings🙏🏼

ceo!joel miller x fem!reader

Sex on Fire [masterlist] by @macfrog i don't think i need to harp on what that sugar daddy vibes do to me🤤

mafia!joel miller x fem!reader

Divine Dynasty by @cavillscurls Remember when I said putting Joel by a body of water makes him 100x hotter? The same applies to a Mafia AU. I can't explain it. I have no sound reasoning to support my claim other than "he hot tho".

pornstar!joel miller x fem!reader

I Know it When I See it [masterlist] by @bageldaddy 🔥🔥🔥 that is all.

maintenance man!joel miller x fem!reader

Maintenance Man [masterlist] by @gracieispunk toolbelt. say less.

slasher!joel miller x fem!reader

Slasher [masterlist] by @toxicanonymity i thought for sure, FOR SURE, this would be blind, pure, detached smut that i could enjoy with no emotional ties whatsoever. and then all of a sudden i'm feeling things??? he just loves his mom so much😭 mama's boy wants to be happy. JAIL. real jail for murderer joel miller. horny jail for me. and audacity jail for toxic b/c how dare you make me feel things for a serial killer😩

as i said previously, the evidence speaks for itself. i have yet to find a version of joel miller i could not immediately fuck. i'm actually planning (i have a lot of plans and no time smh), to go through all these on my recommendation blog w/play by play commentary so everyone can know just how unhinged i am for this guy.

but now!! you guys have a syllabus for my insanity!!

now, excuse me while i go find a therapist (a real one, not a hot/dark joel miller version of one) (although beggars can't be choosers right?👀)

dividers by @saradika

[ohmyeyesmyeyes]

what happened in switzerland?

mick schumacher x singer!f!reader

fc: gracie abrams bc i have no self control

britishvogue posted...

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britishvogue: Singer y/n l/n recently attended a music festival in Australia after her break from social media and the public eye. In an interview conducted by a fan, she explained how she was excited to see what the future has in store and is looking forward to releasing new music after an inspiring trip to Switzerland this Winter.

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fan1: FINALLY MOTHER HAS RETURNED

fan2: get this woman a grammy immediately

fan3: pls she's so cute 😭

fan4: at this point i genuinely think i'm in love with her

fan5: this is amazing and all but i'm wondering why switzerland?

fan6: switzerland is actually very beautiful so it makes sense that she was inspired when she visited

fan7: fr like switzerland in the winter???? cold but GORGEOUS

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ynofficial: i feel like it'd be weird to ignore the fact that i kind of went offline for about a year and a half (and i only just found out that virtually nobody had seen me either) so i'm letting you guys know that i'm alive, well, happy, and writing again - and i'm so excited to announce that a new single, 'happy endings', will be released at midnight tonight!

also, have some (2) pictures from the last 18 months, photographed in my new happy place 🥰

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fan8: YOU LOOK SO HAPPY IM SO EXCITED

fan9: happy endings will either destroy my mental health or leave me a sobbing mess on the bathroom floor (wrong, it'll do both)

fan10: switzerland is officially on my bucket list of countries to visit

ynofficial: good girl👍👍👍👍

fan10: imdead 🧎🧎

fan11: i'm 🫶 so 🫶 proud 🫶 of 🫶 you 🫶

ynofficial: STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

georgerussell63: looking forward to hearing it!

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mickschumacher has posted to their story...

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mercedesamgf1: it's official: the boys are all in their 'happy endings' eras! 🥳

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fan12: came for the driving update, left knowing we can stan the merc boys

fan13: AS THEY BLOODY WELL SHOULD BE

fan14: idk bout you but mick is cheesing a little too hard at that question 😏

fan15: i thought that too, but he probably just has a little crush, bless his soul 🥰

fan16: i wasn't convinced but after i saw lewis likes her music, i listened to her recent single and omg it's actually incredible

fan17: is this the same y/n that mick posted about the other day?

fan18: yes!

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mercedesamgf1: familiar faces in the garage. fabioquatararo, tomholland2013 and ynofficial are attending the race on behalf of us (by popular demand 😉)

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fan19: i hope the drivers begged them to invite ynofficial 😞

mercedesamgf1: who says they didn't? 🤔

fan20: I BET IT WAS MICK

fan21: GIVE ME A TOM AND Y/N INTERACTION I'M BEGGING YOU

fan22: tom??? fabio is a literal motogp wc 😭

fan23: scraping for crumbs of y/n rn GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

mercedesamgf1: 🫡

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ynofficial: thank you mercedesamgf1, this weekend has been INSANE!!! also, a massive shout out to mickschumacher for being the best tour guide 😁

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fan24: ok panic over *mops up forehead* 😌

fan25: aw i was kinda hoping they were dating, they'd be cute together 🥲

fan26: this^

fan27: the way they both looked like they were having fun 😊

fan28: PLS HIS FACE IT'S TOO CUTE AHHSDJF

fan29: omg she did a hot lap BABE WHO WAS THE DRIVER

ynofficial: mickshumacher!

fan30: oh. my. god.

mercedesamgf1: content coming soon 😉

fan31: i'm dying someone send helllllpppppp

fan32: why am i fighting the urge to squeal after that merc comment

fan33: no bc same that emoji defo implies something

mickshumacher: had an awesome time with you this weekend ☺️

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fan34: shooting his shot

fan35: yk what, i'd probably do the same

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mickschumacher: austria 😁

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fan36: hmm yeah they're probably dating let's be honest

fan37: but he was only her tour guide and it's kind of natural that he'd get photos of her, esp considering she was invited as a merc guest?

fan38: true but when has mick ever done that before?

fan37: i'm just saying, the last thing we want to do is assume things bc there's a perfectly reasonable excuse as to why they've been spending time together

fan39: FUCKING BROAD SHOULDERS 🫠🫠

fan40: i just know y/n took that 😭

fan41: kay but all those photos are just so cute

fan42: right???

callum_ilott: 🤨

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ynofficial: my new album 'STAYING AT SEB'S' is out next week and i'm so excited for you all to finally hear it!

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fan43: seb's? as in seb vettel's farm?

fan44: just how did you draw that conclusion????

fan43: bc she could be dating mick and seb owns a farm in switzerland and i'm pretty sure she knows daniel ricciardo through her manager who knows seb vettel. it's far-fetched but it's not impossible

fan45: if this is right...🤯

fan46: OMG I'M SO EXCITED I JUST SHIT MYSELF IN COSTCO

fan47: i'm gonna listen to this because i'm a massive fan of baby goats

ynofficial: omg i love that for you

fan48: is it a happy album or soul-crushingly depressing

ynofficial: 🤷

fan49: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GIRLIE 💀

charles_leclerc: no bc i'm so excited

fan50: charles lmao

ynofficial: 🫶

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mickshumacher: happy two years, sweetheart 💗 there's never been a day i haven't been in complete awe of your existence; i love and appreciate you everyday

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fan51: oh. em. acca. gee.

fan52: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fan53: I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT SO HARD

fan54: babe calm down, they've sailed already

fan55: i'm crying pls the way she looks at him HAS ME BLUSHING

georgerussell63: congrats to the happy couple!

estebanocon: about time our dts gossip session came to light 🤣

danielricciardo: fucking finally 😁

lewishamilton: 💜

fan56: the support from the drivers is melting meeeee

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ynofficial: happy 2 years to my favourite person, the love of my life, the most adorable human being ever created, and my best friend. it's been a blast so far and i'm loving every second of it 🥰

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fan57: can i ask if mick is the inspiration for 'happy endings'?

ynofficial: he's actually the inspiration for the whole album

fan58: he's so golden retriever

sebastianvettel: i can confirm this is true

danielricciardo: hello??? seb??? look at my texts

fan59: ok he's hot

fan60: THE MOTORBIKE AND THE ARMS 😭🥵

fan61: she's out here creating thirst traps of her bf

fan62: honestly if he looked like mick, i think i would too

fan63: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'STAYING AT SEB'S'??????

ynofficial: SEB VETTEL

charles_leclerc: 😲

estebanocon: 😲

lewishamilton: 😲

danielricciardo: 😲

landonorris: 😲

ynofficial: kay wtf

[minkdelovely]

It was like you had just signed your soul away - the way he looked down at you and how impossibly wider his grin became the moment his name fell from those beautiful lips of yours. "That's my good girl..." Alastor growled before his lips came crashing down on yours. The lights continued to flicker, the dial on the radio playing soft jazz in the background twisted back and forth from 88.7 to 107.7 FM*, occasionally stopping long enough for a couple of notes or words or static to come through the speakers (depending on what kind of station it landed on). Suddenly you felt a sharp pain in your lower lip - he bit you. Alastor held your quivering lip between his teeth as he pulled back, chuckling softly before releasing the sensitive skin. His own tongue slithered out to lap up the blood that stained his own before he went back in to clean yours. Satisfied with the job he'd done, Alastor pulled back far enough for you to see his face and the drool slowly seeping from the corners of that wide smile of his. "My magnificent, good fucking girl..." he whispered, and then in the next moment, you were empty. Alastor had pulled out of you, and his chest no longer pressed against your back.

* I'mma just say they have the same broadcasting frequencies in hell as they do here. Not even sure how I could make it different anyway. Also don't worry, he's not gone. I'm honestly having so much fun with this now! I didn't expect my first little thirst to take off the way it did, but now that it has, I feel like maybe I should tease you all a bit 😘

- ☄️❤️ Smut Santa

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY GOD, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN ☄️❤️ SMUT SANTA

I’M A BABBLING WRECK 🫠❤️‍🔥🫠❤️‍🔥🫠❤️‍🔥

ummm but i gotta ask, who told you about my praise kink? me because i’ve shown zero restraint

thank you for your mercy (hehe) and letting me know that he’s not gone, because i legitimately felt an absence until i read that and was sooo sad. but now i don’t have to be 😌

**this completely makes sense. i headcanon that they still have movies and music from the mortal realm 💅🏻✨

i’m soooo happy to hear you’re having fun with this (fuck, so am i lmaooo so seriously THANK YOU). that’s really what this is all about. life is too fucking short, you know?? i can’t wait to see what you think up next 😈❤️‍🔥

@hazelfoureyes & @sugoi-writes blessed again ❤️‍🔥✨

**updated april 28, 2024: @synamartia ❤️‍🔥**

part one ; part two ; part three ; part four ; part five ; part six ; part seven ; part eight ; part nine

[devourable]

pls i need to know what the perfect date night would look like for abraham and the delinquents. could be separate for them or a group date~ if you tell me i promise not to bite them anymore 😫

- mazzy 💕

you can bite the delinquents so long as yoou don't mind 4x the bites back 👀 abe,, not so much. i'll do them separately AND together for you 😌

implied nsfw for some of these! the delinquents' and the church boy : date night edition ✨

the delinquent's ideal date 🩶

tbh all of them would try to take you out to commit a crime together,, but like. romantically lol. but if trespassing abandoned properties to eat a candlelit dinner comprised of stolen goods isn't your thing, here's the alternatives!

aaron would watch have a movie marathon with you in his car. he'd set up his laptop and put on whatever you'd wanna see — he's an expert at pirating just about anything lol. he'd either seat you in his lap or you'd lay down together in his backseat, have various snacks scattered throughout the car, and as many blankets and pillows you could want to make yourself comfortable.

don't be surprised when he starts getting antsy halfway through, though — you can expect him to start slithering his hands under your clothes a few hours in, idly nipping at your skin and pulling you a bit closer as he asks if you're alright with giving the movies a break. god bless you if you say yes, because you won't be getting out of that car anytime soon 💕

judas would try harder to impress you. he'd probably take you to a decent restaurant (not quite fancy, but definitely a cut above most), urge you to order whatever you want, and probably have a grand time just watching you enjoy yourself, occasionally asking you questions, taking the time to learn more about you and the things you like — both to strengthen his relationship with you and to have more to work with in the future. his dates are simple, but would change slightly with every one (you mention liking animals? off to the zoo you went! needed a few things? you'd spend the rest of the day at the mall. things like that). unlike aaron, he probably wouldn't make any moves on you — especially not out in public — but if you made a move on him, he wouldn't have any issue finishing up your date at his place!

mattias is partial to things like arcades (he knows all the cheat codes, hacks, and how to break the machines a lil for prizes!), and he'll happily show you all his favorite ones! he'd love winning you tons of prizes to take home and would take the fall after inevitably getting kicked out after the owners discover his serial cheating ways. after that, he'd probably wanna do a picnic somewhere. less of a stereotypical cutesy one with the red and white blanket and cute basket filled with pretty food, moreso one where his jacket would be used as a blanket and the food would be a bunch of snacks from the local 7-11. but he's trying his best, and that's what matters! and you'd still have a great time chatting the night away, stargazing with him and cuddling up in the grass together.

he'd definitely try to initiate something, but the ball's in your court — whether or not something happens is up to you 😌

dominic would definitely try to woo you via impressing you with his family wealth lol. expect to be taken to upscale restaurants, fancy hotels, boat rides, whatever he can get away with bringing you to. if you're easily overwhelmed and don't enjoy the stuffy rich folk activities, he'd take you back to his place and you'd figure something out there. if you didn't get a chance to eat, he'd probably want to cook with you — either teach you to cook if you don't know how, or you could whip something up together if you do. you'd be surprised at how domestic he enjoys being in spite of the front he puts up most of the time, and he seems to glow when he's given the chance to really take care of you.

all together, the boys would probably take you out to go to some sort of fun group activity together. think like an escape room, bowling, indoor amusement parks, fun things with lots of interactive parts that allow them to be in close proximity to you. there'd be a lil bit of everything from everyone involved — judas and mattias would rival a little bit to see who could get the most done or win you the most prizes, aaron would be a bit idle and offer you a place to relax if you got overwhelmed, and dom would be off getting you snacks, drinks, and whatever prize mattie and jude failed to win you. though group outings would be a bit on the rarer side, they'd do their best to make it up to you!

the church boy's ideal date 🤎

abraham would assume his first date would be something at the church — maybe a dance? private bible study? couple prayer session? but he'd be afraid that none of that's good enough for you when you actually start dating. so instead of subjecting you to his religious love language, he'd take you to something a bit less on the nose. something with similar energy but not nearly as oppressive ; think a library or museum date. somewhere nice and quiet where he can enjoy your presence with little distraction or expectations. he'd softly but constantly ask you if you were enjoying yourself, if you liked his choice of venue, if he was good enough, if you liked him,— he'd seek reassurance for a lot of your time spent together, but his sheer desire to please you would be incredibly endearing. he'd make up for it unintentionally by being as attentive to your needs as he could be.

[1eos]

kendra you are a normal person and your taste is good. im in a bit of a slump do you have any bl recs 😭😭

u know i got u 😌 some recent faves:

furimuite tsukamaete by yoriko - not full translated and uploaded BUT its been super fun. oblivious cute guy thats fun to tease is getting over the guy he's in love w getting serious w his gf and then the guy's little brother barges in and does a bad job showing that he's in love w the main guy. will be popping the biggest bottles when they get together

the dreaming trainer's ideal master by rai yaezaki - buff guy w big tits trains subs for a living and wishes someone could match his bara freak and eventually meets a man who does just that. second story is kinda funny. this depressed guy gets saved by some mf who just goes around fighting and the guy's pussy is so good it changes his whole world view 😭😭😭😭

netsujou drawing by sakura hitsuji - college student sees a guy thats so pretty with a body so great he wants to draw him and then becomes gay. as one does

the handsome salesman at work is an ideal master 1 + 2 by nocori/atarayo - mostly porn but very funny very expressive characters. everyones openly gay and into it i love it the bottom is a gloomy introvert but loves dick he is so real god bless

itsuka no true end by nakamura makino - PLEASE UPDATEEEE. straight guy is isekaied into another world to defeat the demon king and the demon king ends up as his wife. love seeing how the hero turned into a very devoted husband for his equally as devoted male wife

30 sai kara no coming out by saike natsuhara - this ones very cute. 30 year old man moves to the city to lose his virginity and meets a great guy. theyre awkward the bottom has a fat ass. no complaints

fuck buddy by hinako -CURRENT FAVEEEEE. surly black haired tsundere discovers he's been bisexual all along after his bestie teaches him about the magic of a prostrate orgasm. and then there's drama but the tsundere is superrrr cute bussy worth every problem he causes imo

ookami-sama no koiwazurai by tobi washio. love love love this one will recc it until i dieee. love the artstyle. wolf guy and human have a bad meet cute (meet ugly? meet uncute? idk) and then wolf guy apologizes and things go from there. its only like a year old but its a classic TO MEEEEEEEEE

[rexxdjarin]

I love that you’re wanting to talk about the clones :)

What do you think the clones do in their free time? 79s seems like a fun spot, but surely they must do other things??

This is random from the above question but have you ever thought about which clones would make for good dads? Any you think would fall in love and settle down? It’s so sappy but I love the thought of a happy home life for the clones 😌

Hi Alli 🥰👋🏼

So for question number 1, I think that answer depends on the clone:

I think Rex prefers to find ways to relax in his off time. Lots of sleep, watching holovids to learn random things doesn’t matter what it is. And of course hanging out with his hot gf Mari

Wolffe boxes in his free time and he’s fucking good at it. I think Cody writes and paints. Fives and Echo like to party and talk to people (fives more than echo but he drags his brother along). Jesse learns about every sport in the SW universe and is a really decent bet (if he actually had money lol).

And for your second question:

Oh babe I think most clones would make for good dads. Paternal instinct is in the Fett DNA LMAOOO.

Rex in particular would be an incredible dad (and I’m not just saying that bc of captains log)

Wolffe is an incredible dad to 2 beautiful little twin girls.

Those two specifically come to mind because i think they’d be so so easy to fall madly in love with.

Echo has one very very shy sweet little girl and Fives god bless him would have a daughter exactly like him and oh she pushes his buttons in the BEST way.

I totally agree with you every clone should have the chance at the happiest loveliest home life away from pain and suffering and all the shit they were put through 😭😭

[lloydfrontera]

Let's give another name for the game: "Webtoon pain" for easier access! So i suggest it goes like this;

-For all webtoon chapters, you may only state 3 points of pain for each chapter released, starting from chapter 1

-the scenes in the novel that will be correlated for points of pain for the webtoon must have happened in between the timeline of the events of the webtoon's chapter(if it was excluded or rewritten)

-scenes for each point of pain must invoke a feeling of pain for it to count by being excluded/rewritten in the webtoon

And finally,

-each webtoon panel drawing may count as a point of pain; limited to 2 images that was just not how it was pictured in the webtoon

Tldr and summary:

5 possible points of pain for each webtoon chapter; 3 scenes, 2 drawings/panels

This is for fun amdnnfnf no need to compile every possible points at once, we have a very very long road ahead! I do hope we get a lot of points, i missed drawing 😌😌

i am so sorry for the late reply! i was paralyzed by the realization that if i wanted to make a comprehensive of changes that have been made starting from chapter 1 i would have to re-read the entire novel and the webtoon and i simply do not have enough time in the day to do it :(

so! instead i offer a list of moments i remember from the top of my head in no particular order, i'm sorry please forgive me </3 i'll try to put the chapters they're from but i don't remember all of them sorry!

when lloyd asked permission to check out the wetlands, arcos not only agreed immediately but he also insisted on going with him and took a basket of food with them because he wanted to spent time with him. and he even brought lloyd's childhood favorite food 🥺 (43)

when working on the wetlands lloyd threatened to have anyone who went to the bathroom in there thrown in jail because hamang was going to drink that water and so help him god if they contaminated it (46)

there's this really one cute scene where lloyd is explaining something to arcos and he notices he seems a bit distracted and when he asks why arcos tells him "I just think I'm blessed to have as my son" which makes lloyd all flustered and embarrassed. plus in that very same chapter he calls him "my dear lloyd" and also thinks of him as 'my smart son' which,,, i'm so soft for,,, he adores him so much,,, (122)

and there's also this other really cute scene with marbella trying to feed lloyd a lot of food before asking him to take a break because they're both very worried for him. and lloyd agrees because, as i've mentioned before, he's a momma's boy <3 (156)

javier introducing himself to ppodong!! it was so fucking adorable he even shook fingers with his little paws T-T and also he calls him sir poddong but i don't remember if he also does that in the webtoon aklsdla (18)

lloyd telling javier his heart exploded from his compliment and calling him a killer. before thinking he's like a beautiful painting: elegant and perfect.,,, c'mon (18)

after the explosion in the mine with the ants, javier doesn't immediately get knocked out and is instead awake and aware when lloyd carries him on his back and they banter the whole time, neither of them saying it out loud but both being grateful they have each other for company while stuck there. (26)

PLUS that's the set up for lloyd riding javier during the monster invasion! javier did it first! he even made the same "gyddyap" joke!

oh! and when lloyd asked permission to work on the mine, arcos agreed with the only condition that lloyd wouldn't be in the mine during the construction because it was dangerous. lloyd didn't agree because he needed to be there to prevent accidents and so the workers would trust him but he did give his word that it'd be safe. (21)

also! marbella making lloyd a pink teddy bear for good luck! and lloyd actually keeping it because he didn't want to hurt his feelings! and also asking her to make one for javier to share his embarrassment happiness! (61)

speaking of! did we get the scene with marbella and ppodong?? where she asks him to ask the mice that are eating her plants to please stop? because that was also adorable (28)

the fact that javier fully believed for ten days that lloyd was playing a prank on him because there was no fucking way he was gonna make him fight a dragon. except he wasn't and he totally would. rip javier 😔✊🏽

can we count the change they made to their armor? like when they go to find the elven forest they wear this really cool leather armor that i love and that they completely skipped in the webtoon :(

when they finished paying the debt! lloyd and his family were going to take a family trip!! lloyd was looking forward to it!! actually we were robbed, i wanted to see the frontera family taking a family trip, it's such a cute idea T-T (120)

there's this nice conversation with javier and lloyd where javier tells him he's relieved loyd wasn't born in the capital because he would've become a terrible swindler. but that he's relieved and thankful that he put his tricks to good use. let them have sweet conversations goddammit, the banter is still funny!! (135)

oh! and the bet!! they made a bet where if lloyd was wrong he'd call javier hyung for three years but if he was right javier would use the dress and wig for the trip home. (167)

and of fucking course lady ella my beloved baby they did you wrong i will never stop mourning for you 💔 (167)

the fact we didn't even get javier in a hoodie is a fucking disgrace too ngl (169)

i'm sure there are way more but i don't have a lot of time today so! this is what we get for now! how many points did i get :D??? i didn't get the chance to collect panels from the webtoon tho :( i'll get to it once i have a free moment!!

god i love this game, each of this moments deserve their own post tbh </3

[kimchokejin]

music tag games 🎶

is it cheating to put them all in one post when everyone’s doing it?

thank you to everyone who tagged me i had a full day’s worth of music recs to listen to and bts songs to revisit happy hondadays to ME!

game #1: using your spotify top 100 playlist, shuffle 10 songs and tag 10 people.

thank you @cordiallyfuturedwight @wistfulocean and @seoksao​ for the tag! 💕

i will give the number they were on my list as well

99. Jackie Onassis by Sammy Rae & The Friends

51. Wild Roses by Jack Van Cleaf

73. Stick Season by Noah Kahan

92. New Shapes (feat. Christine and the Queens and Carolin Polachek) by Charli XCX

80. First Thing to Go by Hayley Williams

70. Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) - Full Length Edition by BTS

88. religion (u can lay your hands on me) by Shura

63. No Blueberries by DPR IAN, DPR LIVE, CL

89. Lights by BTS

8. Vibez by ZAYN

game #2 (sponsored by kim taehyung): 💛 choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!

tagged by @cordiallyfuturedwight @jiminsproof @blueside-hobi @wistfulocean @seoksao​ thank you you guys are so creative these were so fun to read!

name of the artist: Halsey (it was working too well i had to go for it)

what is your gender: I am not a woman, I’m a god (“i’m god” - kim taehyung)

describe yourself: Ashley (you don’t need to be entertained. i’m entertaining myself)

how do you feel: Alone (but in a good way, an “i needed this” way 😌)

if you could go anywhere, where would it be: Roman Holiday

describe your best friend: Darling 🥰

your favourite time of day: 3am

if your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Still Learning

what is life to you: Hurricane, Heaven in Hiding

relationship status: Bad at Love 😬

what do you fear: Strangers (”i’m a little shy” - kim taehyung), Devil in Me (”i’m a bad boy” - kim taehyung)

game #3: share your top 5 current songs

tagged by @clutterbugs thank you emma!!! i feel like i get to use the free space in scrabble

1. Kiss in My Heart by Junk Fujiyama

i discovered this song a while back on a city pop playlist i think? and it’s been stuck in my head recently (even before indigo!) so i’ve been playing it. it’s just a fun happy song, it sounds like the artist is smiling as he’s singing it

2. ILLELLA by MAMAMOO

another super fun song and i didn’t think it was possible but i am gayer because of it. i have so many feelings about this i will have to hold myself back but i am v i b r a t i n g something’s about to break

3. girl like me by Blessing

this song is acoustic but i think also r&b influenced? i like how the lyrics are somewhat specific but the insecurity is she’s talking about is still super relatable to a lot of people and the singer’s voice is kind of unique

4. complex (demo) by Katie Gregson-MacLeod

this song is just kinda heartbreaking tbh at the end of the day it’s your typical woman trying to “save” a man who's too far gone to spare her a second thought story but the vocals really carry the emotion across in a way i don’t hear all the time so i think it’s worth a listen if you...want to feel sad

5. Ketchum, ID by Julien Baker, Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus

i have been in a folksy mood lately and i think a few julien baker/phoebe bridgers/lucy daucus songs came up in my listening and that reminded me about this album. this is my favorite song from it. i think the line “i am never anywhere anywhere i go, when i’m home i’m never there long enough to know” is just really hitting for me rn? i also can’t get over how this is the last song on the album they ended the whole album with

BONUS GAME! i wasn’t tagged in this but i wanted to share this while i’m here in case anyone was interested in doing this for themselves. if you have spotify this bot will judge you for your music taste. it’s like the anti-spotify wrapped. this is what they had to say about mine:

i will tag @joon-rkive, @cheekyquokka, @mutedstring​, @jinsquishes​, @senor-hoberto​ and anyone who tagged me in one game but hasn’t been tagged in one of the others (does that make sense?). no pressure just if any of the games interest you 💕 feel free to ignore me!!!

[mickgaydolenz]

Alright Asia for your music ask, I wanna know how you feel about The Beatles, and for the album Folk n' Roll by Jan & Dean :D

raya, god bless you dude

okay the bottles (i still have a love hate relationship with them <3. i will never not be angry at that fucking documentary for stealing 3 months of my life this year!!!)

Favourite Song: immediatly i want to say Blue Jay Way, but i also really like Mr. Moonlight and Your Mother Should Know

Least Favourite Song: i know there is like a cult following for this song, but i really hate Rocky Raccoon….

Favourite Album: probably Help! i like most all of the songs on there, and that movie was really just so terrible it was hilarious

Least Favourite Album: hmmmmm i’d say Rubber Soul, not a lot of personal bops on that one

Song that got me into them: okay this is actually really fucking funny, but it was Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. and then when i learned how much they all hated doing it EXCEPT for paul, yeah that really did it for me

Seen Live?: ahahahah fucking noooo (and i never will 😌)

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

okay now for Folk N’ Roll by Jan & Dean!!

Opinion on cover design: if i’m being honest it’s pretty meh 😂. it’s a cool photo!!! but not really anything interesting

Favourite song: Hang on Sloopy (My Girl Sloopy) -> the song was fun but tbh it just killed me hearing them say sloopy over and over again 😂

Least Favourite Song: It Ain’t Me Babe -> just found it to kind of be meh 🤷‍♀️

Underrated track: i don’t know jan & dean well enough to know which of their songs are hyped or not, sorry raya :(

Overrated track: Yesterday (<- i was possessed by the spirit of john lemon when i wrote that)

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

[gratitude73]

Gratitude Day 1209

Eternal Word of God, may I hear You speak to me.  May I meet You in my soul and receive Your sacred Word.  May I also put that Word into action in my life so as to experience the blessings You have in store for me.  Jesus, I trust in You.

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my husband Ell ✨️ filled with joy love peace compassion and fun ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 💗 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my best friends V and J and all is well 💗 filled with joy love peace and compassion and fun ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my family and lovely mum and all is well filled with joy love peace and compassion and forgiveness ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with god filled with joy love peace faith and forgiveness 🙏🏽 thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I am love I am joy I am peace and I am patience I speak love I speak joy I speak peace I speak patiently 😌 thank you god thank you god thank you god 🙏🏽 ❤️

I am so happy and grateful now for the magical ✨️ outcome of the day the beautiful walk with my best friend V talking and laughing having a brilliant time and the beautiful evening with my best friends V and J and K having a brilliant time celebrating my birthday 🎂 the joy of the day and the holy spirit filling my heart with the fire 🔥 of thy love ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that the holy spirit 🙌🏾 guides me through all the time in all that I do and say and my guardian angel is by my side to rule and guard to light and guide Amen 🙏🏽 thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now for the full healing and recovery of Paul and Mark Vooght and my lovely mum is happy and healthy and Pat thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now for the beautiful home 🏡 I share with my husband Ell ✨️ ❤️ filled with joy love peace and compassion and fun ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD 😊 🙏🏽 🙌🏾 ❤️

❤️❤️❤️

[dahliasanddimples]

Day 16: should I do it?! Should I do it for April fools LMFAAOOO omg should I do it and ruin his weekend but also make him happy that I finally reached out. Im getting that feeling again, in my stomach bc it would be SOOOO funny…. If I’m not blocked lol

Ughh just looked through screenshots and I’m glad it was only on screenshots bc damn i fucking miss you 😭💔💔💔💔 and I miss my apartment. Trusting in God and having faith that this IS the right path for me. I wasn’t using it to my advantage and it was a waste of money and I was feeling some type of weird way about it anyways. But damn I miss my apartment 😢 and you 😭 and us 💔 ugh wow what a life. You really don’t appreciate it until you don’t have it anymore. Sigghhh I needed that. I miss you and if I text you even if it is just a joke.. it’ll open that door back up. A part of me today was thinking it would be a little fun to be toxic for the summer. But that’s blocking my blessings and hurting my own feelings. If I ever saw you with another girl I’d flip the fuck out and I wouldn’t have any right to bc well.. we wouldn’t have been back together. Don’t let me send it.. even if it is just a joke. Even if it is funny. Even if I have no plan on getting back with you. Bc right now, I’m weak. Right now, I can’t say no. If you asked me to come over I would.. say no. But only once and by the time you’re asking a second time I’d already be outside. I wanna send it tho 😩 like how funny would that be lol and then just not say anything after. Block you. Don’t pick up any of your calls your text that would be funny and then say april fools literally at 11:59 that day lol it would be funny and toxic which is what I am. But damn. I can’t. I shouldn’t. Not like I’ve been writing about how much I hate you and how much better off I am without you. Maybe I AMMM the problem.

Had the decision to go to an amusement park this Saturday and then dinner with the G baby’s or a luxe resort with the bitches and her side piece. G baby’s didn’t reply so I had to confirm with the snow. I’m hoping we get cute pics at least at dinner or something. But if the g baby’s do reply I think I might bail on the resort plan, I think I wanna have fun and I forgot were also doing dinner after the amusement park. LE SIGH.

I misshhhh yoouuuu and now that I’m not angry, can we try again? I wanna be cute again 🥺 i feel like we’re over this break up, are we not? Like are we done breaking up? LMFAO okay I’m the toxic one I see that now. Like is the break up over? I’ve been sad about us but now I’m not and I’m ready to try again lol sigh sigh sigh. I think I’m just at that point if I’m not sad and I miss you and I’m over it. That’s the point I’m in right now. Content with the situation

I frustrate myself bc all I’ve been doing is literally laying in bed on my phone. Like at least I’m going to the gym but I’m gonna need a new routine bc this isn’t it.

Can’t block my own blessings. Manifesting my partner in crime broad shouldered hot man who is fit fine and funny. A Gemini 😌✨ it’s crazy bc we were literally the worse match like it says we were actually THE least compatible and now I understand why. Bc you’re a bitch makes Tiffany. Like I really can’t be the one to baby you and reassure you all the time AND be the big spoon but that’s what you need but on the other hand that’s what I need too? It’s literally fire with fire.

Don’t let me text you don’t let me text you don’t let me text you don’t let me text you. Idc how funny it is. Bc then you might end up having a fun night knowing I’m still there. Still being funny. Giving you that jolt of happy high. Me too but I’m content so I don’t need that. It’d be HILARIOUS tho. But a part of me still wants you to be sad. I hope they play sad songs. I hope you miss me and it hurts. I just realized this weekend is the weekend I’m supposed to pop up. April fools, it’s me again bitchesssss. I think I’m gonna post on Monday. When everyone’s on their phone, looking through weekend pics. And then BOOM. Gotcha mf. It’s me again bitch. Miss meeeee 🙃 what’d I miss

If he doesn’t email me back should I still follow him? Ima give it a few weeks then follow him. Or just follow him. If I follow him I have to immediately comment something. So maybe a couple weeks after I pop out.

[vespertin-y]

reviewing the v3′s kids anniversary outfits

i know i’m late to the party shhhh

rantaro: lavender accents are an interesting choice for rantaro but the fedora tip....no.

kokichi: i know this is a controversial take in the kokichi fandom but i’m not overly fond of this one...it looks Fine but greasy casino owner is not a vibe i fuck w/.

kiibo: the fact that he has FORMAL ARMOR is hilarious - who do you think built that for him, miu or the professor??? also i must agree with my mutual quinn in that he definitely has the coat and scarf just so he can give them away. everyone knows that’s why but he thinks he’s being very subtle.

gonta: ABSOLUTELY BLESSED. ponytail gonta is a massive W and i think the suit looks genuinely really nice. his bowtie...!

shuichi: another controversial take but i love this one. is it hideous? yes! is it in character? also yes! he did NOT get it fitted and it’s too loose in the waist and too tight in the shoulders. he shuffles out onto the dance floor smelling like mothballs. everyone who sees him is immediately compelled to kiss him on the lips. sir i am captivated by your complete lack of drip.

korekiyo: this one is so good it’s my hc redesign for him. minus the fedora and ponytail of course but nobody’s perfect.

ryoma: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAT

kaito: a really nice looking design and a win for all detective kaito talentswap fans 😌. similar to kiibo in that he wore that extra coat just to drape on someone.

kaede: very cute...a little tacky but in a fun prom way!! the bun looks nice and that chibi art of her sharing champagne with shuichi lives in my head rent free.

miu: PERFECTION. i absolutely ADORE mermaid dresses so this one was always gonna be a hit, but it’s just!! so good!!! the scrunchy...the big sunglasses...she is Living Her Best Life. hot partygirl energy is unmatched.

tsumugi: !!!!! ok i don’t know what those silk elbow-scarf things Are (i thought they were chinese bc i always see them on chinese gods but dr is japanese so maybe they’re just a general east asian thing?? idk) bu they are *gorgeous*. the elegance!! the flow!!! and what a nice springtime color scheme too. say what you will about tsumugi’s neverending torment of her ocs but good god does she have style.

tenko: similar to shuichi’s in that it’s hideous but we support that. they got so close to putting her in an actual suit!! maybe in another ten years kodaka will finally allow one of his female characters to wear pants. also never forget her giving himiko a rose in the chibi art that shit cute as hell.

kirumi: ohhh lovely. it seems like they played up her being a politician? it turned out great, i especially love the cape and boots. and she’s not wearing gloves!! that feels significant to me for some reason.

maki: very nice color scheme and the flower hairpiece is especially lovely. idk why but it feels like she’s matching with tsumugi. diversity win: the two most murderous women you know are on a date <3

himiko: so CUUUTE. the sheer tulle skirt over the lower skirt looks really nice, and i love the star pattern. can’t forget the waist bow also i love a good waist bow. the magicial girl aesthetic is great, but i do wish they’d made her hat bigger? it’s too big to be a clip-on but too small to be an actual hat and it just looks a bit silly to me.

angie: what kind of party city aladdin nonsense...THIS is what it takes for one of the girls to wear pants??? i’ll just wait another ten years thanks >:(

i’m doing the swimsuits next!! as soon as i can find a clear picture of them...

[drabbles-mc]

📂 — HC for first date with each guy from SOA/Mayan? Or maybe just Juice/Angel because I’m a sucker for broken Himbos 🥹

My brain has been a puddle of goo lately, so I am taking the easier option you gave me and only doing Juice and Angel because I love HC's but doing them for alllll the SOA/Mayans guys is a lot since I overthink all of it haha. But we love broken himbos in this house. Gotta be one of my favorite genders 😌

First Date With Juice:

I think that Juice would base his first date directly off of things that you mentioned you like, things you like doing. It's the People Pleaser in him.

He's nervous. So so nervous. And awkward. And cute.

Insists on being the one to pick you up. Will be extra careful and reassuring if you've never ridden on a motorcycle before. Definitely thinks it's endearing but doesn't know how to say it so he just has this dorky grin on his face the entire time instead because you know the boy is thriving having your arms wrapped around him.

Will be the type to surprise you on the first date. The most he'll tell you is that it's not anything fancy, nothing super crazy, but the rest is left a mystery.

There is always food involved. The boy will wrack his brain to remember the type of food you mentioned liking, a restaurant you said you really enjoyed, anything to show that he listens and he cares. But the food is really just a foot-note. The fun stuff comes once dinner is all done and over with.

Juice is a huge believer in activity-based dates. Fun shit, you know? We're talking go-karts, arcades, mini-golf, all that fun stuff. He's pretty good at all of it, but will totally be the type to get a good feel of the situation and let you win. But he also loves when someone gives him a run for his money. Good-natured shit-talking is encouraged, because nothing is better than laughing over both of you being really good or really terrible at something.

Nervous first kiss at the end of the night. He wants to. He wants to so much. And he'll lean in halfway but he is always ready to recoil if he thinks he read the situation wrong. All nerves and excitement knowing that it was the first date but it definitely wasn't the last.

First Date with Angel:

You know he's got it bad if he's broken down and is actually making the effort to take you out on and plan dates. Because, let's face it, that's not really always Angel's forte.

And since it's not Angel's forte, he is constantly fluctuating between being super nervous, and trying to be super smooth and slick. The confidence of, “Yea, of course they said yes to a date,” immediately followed by the paralyzing realization that now he has to actually take you on a date. Love that. Let him squirm.

The way I can vividly picture him asking EZ/Coco/Gilly for advice?? Criminal. He’s so clueless god bless. And you know that the three of them would be of little to no help at all. EZ has some good advice locked in the chamber but he likes the idea of watching his older brother flounder around. What little intel he gives up is just to make sure that you don’t have to suffer through a terrible experience with his brother.

Angel trying to scrape a plan together just repeating to himself, “No movies for a first date, no movies for a first date,” because when he mentioned it all the guys immediately shot down the idea because for a first date they said he should at least make it seem like he wants to talk and get to know you. And he does. He just doesn’t know how to do it.

He will ultimately decide that there is no way to go wrong with good food and good drinks. A safe bet to test the waters. And he’s right. He trips over his words a little bit here and there which you weren’t expecting, but it’s actually kind of cute.

It’s a good night from the start, but once he finally gets out of his own head, it really is a great time. Neither of you can remember the last time you stayed somewhere past closing just because you were so wrapped up in conversation with someone. Your cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing so much and it was such a good feeling.

Will always start off with kissing you on the cheek to test the waters, but as soon as he gets the green light, he leaves you with a kiss that you’ll be thinking about until the next time you see him.

These were so fun to write 🥰 Hope you enjoyed!

Send me a “📂” and I’ll give you a random/useless headcanon that I have!

[tigerpeachs]

pls pls plsss idc if it’s a hc, a fic, or a drabble but i neeeeeeed some more teacher!gojo x student!reader😩😩

the way you wrote him is just the best i’ve seen for the trope and i’m just starving for more🛐🛐🛐🛐

I can’t let anyone starve! Don’t worry bb here’s some food 😣 please eat up!

Enlightenment - Gojo Satoru x Female Student

AN: thank you besto friendo! @ratchetsenpai for giving editing tips and reading my hot garbage brain rot at 1am 😌 I’m afraid y’all will have to stan her

*PLEASE READ: No minors allowed. 18+ Only. All characters are aged-up in my work. I do not condone student teacher relationships*

TW: 18+, Student x Teacher, Non-Con, Oral (female receiving), Sensei Kink :3

Word count: 1.3K

Gojo didn’t know how you were such a good girl in a world like this. You basically should have become a nun instead of a sorcerer. Here you were though, returning from Sunday mass in your reserved yet teasing clothing. Your skirt was to your knees but the stockings left Gojo a little hot beneath his collar. You basically pranced around in your blouse that was buttoned a little too low for someone like you.

You could easily be an Angel or some divine being he supposed. You blessed every curse before their exorcism. You made sure to say grace with every meal, even for the things you drank. When you were upset against enemies, you would bless them and wish them the best. Because “Suffering only leads to more suffering, but blessings lead to more blessings. So I’m here to bless your life Sensei!” It was cute when you first said it to him and it was one of the most important things he remembered about you.

But more importantly, was the dainty little cross that hung between beautifully your supple breast. Ya know Gojo has been suffering. And you were right. His initial suffering came from your looks. Then the realization of how young and pure you were. Then he suffered from thoughts of tainting your soft and delicate body. He can’t suffer this much longer.

“Sensei! I’m back! You should really come sometime ya know!” You greeted him as you returned. It was common for you to tell Gojo when you were back on campus. Well it was common for all students, but he liked it especially when you did it.

He was already smiling and drinking in your form under his blindfold.

“Ah~ Y/N how was it? And you know I’d probably burst into flames if I walked inside a church,” he joked. Although, he probably would for the thoughts running through his head right now.

“Mind if I sit?” You asked before situating yourself on his desk. He’s allowed it a thousand times before and he’d allow it some more. “And that’s not funny! Sensei, I’m not one to force conforming, but I know you appreciate enlightened people. The people there are smart!”

Gojo laughed while settling his elbows on the outside of your thighs and his chin came to rest on his fists. You didn’t shy away knowing Gojo is the type to get into kissing proximity with a lot of people. He wasn’t a man aware of personal space. Or he just didn’t give a damn for it.

“I like enlightened people who are aware of our world and are as smart as me. Although, dummies like you can be a bit fun.” He laughs while poking at your stocking clad thighs.

“Hey!” You press out shoving his hand away. “I am smart!”

“But not enlightened.” You tilted your head at that and leaned forward curious to hear more. The necklace fell from your blouse and dangled between the two of you. God is always watching and he was about to witness true sin.

Gojo stood up abruptly, causing you to fall back on your elbows. He couldn’t control his breathing as he brought your knees up, causing your feet to rest on the edge of the desk.

“Sensei!” You cried out. He yanked your skirt up to your hips and watched as your skin immediately flushed once his fingers brushed over your sex.

You gasped as he pressed against your clit and rubbed rough circles. You covered your mouth after a loud moan rolled out that mixed with a scream. Such a stupid little girl. Didn’t you know what would happen?

“You’re still not aware of this world and what happens. You’re so innocent. You don’t even suspect anything. I’ll show you true enlightenment. I’ll educate you.” He chuckled watching a wet spot appear slowly.

You threw your head back and shot your hand out to stop his ministrations. He smiled as your chest heaved and you tightened your grip on his wrist. So pretty he thought while leaning down to kiss your knee. You shuddered at the feeling of his lips.

“Staphg-!” Your muffled voice called out behind your palm. Your bright eyes looked for his but the darkness of his blindfold was all too consuming. You shut your eyes and cried silently as he bit into your skin and sucked.

The heat licking inside of you felt so sensitive to the point where it hurt. You’ve never felt something like this before. Gojo brought his head towards his hand and you were confused. Why was he so close to your privates? What could he possibly be up to after causing you such suffering?

You didn’t even think you could comprehend what was going on. As a firm wet muscle moved across fabric you tore your hands away from your mouth and Gojo’s hand. Your braced yourself on the desk and let out a loud hiccup as pleasure shot down your spine. Gojo made sure to suck on the juices accumulating under your cotton panties while holding your soft plump thighs open.

His tongue twisted and stroked your clit. After sucking again, he pulled up only to let his tongue fall out and let a glob of spit fall with it. His eyes stayed concentrated on the image of his spit saturating your innocent panties. Your pussy clenched from the attention it was receiving from him. He sighed out of joy as your legs shook uncontrollably while his large fingers moved and swirled through your confined folds.

Enough was enough though. Gojo ripped through your stockings and yanked your stupid organic cotton panties to the side. He wasn’t surprised to see the hair collected on your sweet mound. A woman untouched like you would never consider the fact of grooming your sex for some mans fantasy.

He chuckled as he pressed his face right up against it and inhaled sharply. The fresh scent of a cunt that was going to be ruined and conquered by none other than Gojo Satoru. You reached down to him to shove his face away but only caught onto his blindfold.

The image of Gojo between your thighs was already uncanny and shaking your core being on its own. Removing his blindfold and staring into his cyan colored eyes, you felt too high in your body. Everything was floating. Sweat was collecting on your body. Heat was radiating off both of you. You didn’t even feel human when presented and forcefully touched like this.

“Y/N,” Gojo called out while removing your hand from his now makeshift headband. “I’m only here to help you learn. You know that, right?” He couldn’t help the smirk coming out at the end. You would’ve thought he was genuine otherwise.

He lurched to go back to your cunt like a man starved as you vocalized another protest. Each lick and suck felt like he was devouring you. His hand reached and gripped your wrist while the other only further stretched your panties out of his way.

Hiccup after hiccup of “No’s” and “Stop’s!” Fell from your lips along with his name and title. If he’s being honest, Gojo couldn’t make sense of any of it. He was long gone the moment he was about to taste and suck on your sweet virgin essence. He was in heaven. He finally understood what you meant by blessings.

It was a blessing to have you on his desk spread for him. It was a blessing to hear you stop pleading and only say “Sensei! Somethings happening! I-“ and he reached a true divine heaven as you came on his tongue and worked yourself up so much you could only fall limp as your body shook.

His chest heaved as he stood up and took in the sight. Your tear stained face and flushed body only worked to make him more enamored with you. The dazed look in your eyes and your panties barely covering your slick cunt would be tattooed in his memory forever.

He only hoped that you were finally enlightened and learned from him.

[chateautae]

maybe I do!couple Q & A

“Hi I have an Idea 💡

Why don’t you do some interviews of mid! As fun (only if you have time and you want to do) it would be so funny 😂”

Oh my God.. this idea is genius!! I would love to do a Q & A session with the maybe I do!couple. If you’re ever interested in something or curious about our cutest babies on the block, feel free to drop by my inbox for some fun-filled questions and the exclusive answers from the highly coveted couple 🥰 (warning: slight nsfw content below the cut!! which is a given with these two 😭) let’s begin since they’ve got some questions!!

To Taehyung:

Now that you are in love with y/n . What is your favourite thing about her?

“To be honest, I love everything about my gorgeous angel wife. Have you seen her? Most beautiful woman to exist, I think my eyesight is blessed any time I lay my eyes on her. You know those moments when you think you see an angel when you believe you’re going to die? So scratch the dying part and replace it instead with love so you’re basically just looking at an angel and I swear she’s that angel-”

*clears throat* ahem, Sir… you were saying?

“Oh yes, my apologies, I tend to go on a tangent about her *laughs softly* But if I want to avoid being the man that says everything, I’d probably say her eyes; absolutely nothing beats the way they sparkle under a night sky, and no star in the universe replicates their shine. Maybe the way she moans my name in bed and scratches her nails across my back come in close second too but I think she’ll kill me if I say that-”

“KIM TAEHYUNG?! WHAT THE FUCK!?”

Please have some mercy on her man!!

“Look, it ain’t all my fault she gets needy and bratty and subby okay? *vigorously attempts to hold off violent wife smacking at him* To be frank, she loves my cock more than she likes to admit, she just gets shy 😌”

“STOP GIVING HIM THE FUCKING MIC PLEASE???”

To oc:

How do you manage with your husband’s hotness?

“Either I wear him on me or he wears me on his cock, simple.”

“And you were hitting me for exposing your profound love for my cock? What a lying brat.”

“You do know my nails can scratch in a non-sexual way too, right?”

Lastly Mrs. Kim, girl I love you, you are a sassy queen for sure👑

“Oh please, honey, you’re the queen *flips hair* but nobody’s as sassy as my husband when you feed him something he doesn’t like. I’ve watched him pick out beans for 10 minutes and he gave me the silent treatment for a whole day about it.”

“I told you I don’t like beans Princess!!”

“aND YOU TOLD ME YOU DON’T MIND THEM SPLIT-”