#and trapper is so fun

[rorymori]

when the uhhh. When the killer is right there

[regular-gnome]

6. I'm The Collector

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[hawkeyeslaughter]

love that henry blake is genuinely just a normal guy . weirdest thing about him is that he’s obsessed with fishing and that isn’t even remotely as bizarre as anything hawkeye and trapper got going on at any given moment . he’s just some guy from illinois in a camp of people who are bonkers and he’s so fucking funny for it

[remyfire]

Today's morning bubbling emotions are about Margaret who is the only one wearing a piece of protective equipment here, but Trapper who still keeps a hand on her back the whole time they're running, then not only tries to keep her a little covered when they have to hit the deck, but also dips his head to say something in her ear once he sees they're safe for the moment. Extreme husband behavior.

[mylittleredgirl]

i'm so charmed by the letter trapper gets back from his wife in "kim"

louise mcintyre is hilarious actually

[chiropteracupola]

And now my fur has turned to skin / And I've been quickly ushered in / To a world that I confess I do not know / But I still dream of running careless through the snow...

[a bisclavret for @mortiscausa’s ’march to camelot,’ for the prompt ‘monstrous’]

[hballegro]

incoming cap dump

episode titles at the bottom

they arent good but i harvested them myself

point of view s7e11 // bottle fatigue s8e16 // goodbye, farewell and amen s11e16 [twice] // peace on us s7e2 [twice] // no sweat s9e11 // divided we stand s2e1 // rally round the flagg, boys s7e22 // welcome to korea part 1 s4e1 // sons and bowlers s10e2

to finish it off. large section of Point of View because that was my tester episode for my new screencap ability and i went silly mode

the only order they are in was the order my heart felt like

also my way of screencapping was desperately pausing at around the right time, no exact scrubbing so. godspeed

[mainenorth]

beejhawktrap. beejhawktrap living in the same house. beejhawktrap sharing the same bed. trapper taking hawkeye out on dates, kissing bj before he leaves. beejhawktrap sending letters to radar way after the war. beejhawktrap yknow

[seefasters]

comm for @persianflaw !!

✨commissions✨

[zae-heeyyy]

^_^ Which one is your fave? ^_^

[voxmilia]

Her giggles come unbidden, brought about by an idle thought and hastened with the fizz of the seltzer in her Singapore Sling. She presses the cards to her face, nearly leaves lipstick stands on her full house before resurfacing. "Sorry, sorry, a funny thought just came to me," she explains through her chuckles. "Before we were going steady, Beej let me guess what his name meant, and the very first name I tried, you'll never guess." She doesn't give them a chance to, giggles increasing as she leans over and squeezes Hawkeye's hand. "Benjamin John! How funny is it that in the end, I got a Benjamin and a John after all, hey?" (X)

happy holidays and happy new year to my best friend, @remyfire!! A small little moodboard for my favorite quad in the world with the silliest name, McPunnihawk. Thank you for letting me play in the Some Things Are Evergreen sandbox with you!

[st33le]

How do you think Charles would’ve gotten along with Trapper, Henry, and Frank?

SHAKES YOU!!! I have so many opinions on Charles interacting them!

I’ll start with Henry because I have the least amount of headcanons about him and Charles.

I do love Henry a lot but to be honest I just think a dynamic between him and Charles would just be a watered down version of what he already has with BJ and Hawk. Or at the very least, just Charles thinking that Henry is a bit incompetent and neglectful of his duties, but like charles already thinks everyone is pretty incompetent so like?? There’s not a lot there. Though I do think that Charles would appreciate the craftsmanship of the desk lmao. If Henry was CO during the time that charles got there I’m sure that charles would take waaaay longer to warm up to camp. Only because he would see Henry as someone who enables the shenanigans.

Now with Trapper, I actually believe it wouldn’t be too similar to how he treats bj. BJ, to Charles at least, is a decent man, a jokester and annoying especially if he and hawk are up to something, but a kinda of respectable family man when it comes down to it. Oh but trapper! Tapper John is Hawkeye’s perfect mirror and OH what a wall they would drive Charles up. I could go on a 3 hour rant about Trapper and Hawk being the perfect comedic duo on the camp, but this is about Charles. I think Charles would have a hard time merely being in the same room as trapper at times. I think trapper would act way better then Charles to get on his nerves, like act like he knows way more then he does about culture and opera and stuff like that, and that would drive Charles crazy. NOT TO MENTION that they’re both from Boston. Imagine Charles first coming to the 4077th and finding out Trapper was from Boston. Initially I think Charles would try to confide in him only for trap and hawk to pull a prank or something. I know in the early Charles episodes the show likes to laugh at Charles misery but oh well, can’t be helped I suppose. Another note, if they actually interacted in the should I could honestly see myself shipping Charles and trapper for a time. I think their personal dynamic would have been really really fun, trapper being overly flirty and Charles just being like “oh someone help me.” Though I don’t think they would be able to work long term, as trapper imo really likes to be ‘adored’ and taken care of in the relationship, and I don’t see Charles wanting that in someone, and especially cause of their economic difference it would make Charles feel kind of used? Idk. That’s just the Hawkchester part of me going off tho.

Okay okay, now Frank. I think, that this would honestly have been peak comedy for the show. ESPECIALLY if they were the same rank during their screen time together. If Frank was there I think that Charles would have very quickly gotten along with Hawk and BJ, especially if they were doing something to spite Frank. I can definitely see Charles, out of everyone hating Frank the most. I’m sure, it’s been said before, but I think it would be very funny if like Charles have a backhanded insult that frank is just too dumb so he interprets it as a compliment. Only for Hawkeye to add on. I think half of the dynamic between Charles and Frank is just Charles being bewildered by Franks incompetence. But also on a side not I can see him being like a wingman for Margaret like “honey you can do better then that.” Frank would definitely think there was something between Margaret and Charles, and he would get mad over that and ask Hawk and BJ for help only for them to laugh their asses off cause Charles and Margaret are MLM WLW solidarity.

Those are my basic thoughts on them, sorry for taking so long to reply I had to get my thoughts in order.

Also sorry for any spelling mistakes, writing and being coherent is hard lmao.

More asks about mash are always welcome!

[hawkeyeslaughter]

johnny x my very favorite bruce song :3

( this is probably my favorite mash edit i’ve made so far i hope u guys like it as much as me )

[blood-injections]

Hey Saw killjoy au enjoyers!! Good news!! I am. Writing.

[portraitofalonelydyke]

I actually think the really intense david and michael rpf blogs are sooooo funny because it’s clear these people have never had normal relationships with other people. Yes, you guys are soooo right, georgia telling david to get down from that tree was ABUSE!!! i can’t believe a wife would tell their husband to get down from a tree before he hurts himself. we must save that 50 year old man from his horrible controlling wife

[persianflaw]

li'l except from my incredibly self-indulgent snowed-in fic, for which the entire premise is "what if everyone had to shelter from the elements in the buildings and it turned into a big chaotic sleepover". because "crisis" just wasn't enough for me. in this scene, hawkeye and trapper have their cots pushed up next to each other and are trying to bunk down for the night

this is dedicated to @thebreakfastgenie, who made me so sad with her previous and in-progress contributions to the "make hawkeye pierce suffer" collection of literature that it inspired me to work on this

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Hawkeye tosses and turns and tosses. Then turns again, for good measure.

Trapper elbows him from the next cot over. “Will you cut that out? Every time you move, my blankets get tugged off and I get a draft.”

“I’m hoping the friction will warm me up.” Hawkeye wriggles around some more and frowns. “I feel like a rotisserie chicken.”

“Well, knock it off,” hisses Trapper. “I had myself all tucked in before you started trying out for the log rolling contest as one of the logs.”

“I can’t help it, I’m freezing!” 

“Oh, for the love of–” Trapper does an awkward horizontal shuffle across his cot and half onto Hawkeye's, careful not to jostle them apart, and tosses his blankets across Hawkeye. He then lifts the edge of Hawkeye’s blankets and crawls underneath, tucking himself against Hawkeye’s back. “There, are ya happy now? We can share blankets and body heat. Now will ya stop moving around?”

For a moment, Hawkeye is too stunned to speak. Then, a broad smile spreads across his face. “You devil. If you were so desperate to get into bed with me, you could have just said so.” 

Trapper flings an arm over him and tugs him more firmly into his chest. “Shush. Sleep time now.”

A moment’s silence, and then:

“An’ stop smiling so loud. It’s keeping me awake.” 

Hawkeye never has been good at following orders. He drifts off to sleep with a smile still on his face, secure in the knowledge that he is safe and held and loved, and finally, finally warm.