Rambling about things that’ve been said a million times but like…character’s final scenes in each season foreshadow what will be going on with them in the next season right? We’ve seen this. So by that logic we literally know what’s going to happen in s5. (In terms of character’s journeys, not talking about plot). Like we know for certain. They’re barely even theories to me anymore it’s just canon waiting to happen 😭. A huge amount of my Byler confidence comes from this tbh so if you need a little boost maybe this will help.
Dustin’s scene shows he is going to be grieving Eddie (we’ve already had confirmation of this I think so we know the pattern follows for s4 that final scenes are foreshadowing)
Lucas’ scene shows he will obviously be doing everything possible to care for and help Max
El’s scene shows she’s going to be focused on 1) saving Max & defeating Henry and 2) her family and having the support of her dad back
Caleb literally mentioned that Lucas & El’s relationship will be explored and we know Max is the thing that ties them together (the boyfriend and the best friend) so that’s another piece of evidence of s4 final scenes being foreshadowing
So it has to follow that Will & Mike’s scene shows they are definitely going to be working as a team
And if we take symbolism into account…
Their final one-on-one in s3 lingered on a shot of a blue telephone on yellow wallpaper & we know all about their s4 communication issues so yeah we’re absolutely taking symbolism into account
…that red flipped couch? They’re going to be in the upside down. Together. In the season where Will is going to have an emotional arc which will ‘tie the entire series together’. (Although even if the couch stuff was somehow incorrect the team part still stands).
To me the chances of M*leven being endgame in this scenario are so tiny they’re almost nonexistent? If next season was about showing how strong of a couple and how in love they are (which is basically the only place their story could really go atp if the intention was for them to be endgame), they would’ve had their final scene together! El would be sitting in Will’s place on the couch! Mike would be reaching into the light and grabbing El’s shoulder, symbolising that he’s choosing her.
The meaning behind this shot is so clear it’s almost funny like it literally looks like some magical celestial beam of light from heaven is shining down on where they’re connected
They wouldn’t be spending the season with their stories primarily focused on & tied to other people (“other people” being Mike’s literal other love interest!!!) if the show was trying to tell a story of them being this alleged central power couple working together and growing together in a loving, healthy, mature, supportive relationship. It’s completely illogical.
I feel like it’s so obvious that Mike and Will are at least going to be working together next season, and it’s incredibly weird to me that people even try and argue us on that point. Is it denial? Is it the fact that deep down, they are actually aware of how foreshadowing and logical story structure work and they’re scared that if they admit Mike and Will are going to be paired up, they’ll have to admit where the story is inevitably leading…?
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Easter Announcement!
Jesus is Jewish you anti-semitic pos who bash Jewish people and uses this good holiday to be bigots. That goes for both left and right wing people.
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The clones are not Mandos, they are not some Mando subculture, they do not want to BE Mandos, they would not BECOME Mandos in a better world, they only have the most insignificant and inconsequential of connections to Mandos at all to begin with. You can take away everything that is "Mando" about the clones in high canon and still retain everything about them that makes these characters who they are, you don't lose any of their most important relationships or character traits by doing so, so the Mando stuff clearly isn't that meaningful to understanding them at all. Watch me rip it ALL away without shame or regret. Bite me.
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i think one of the most shocking and sad moments of my life was when i learned that easter was a christian thing. it literally blew my mind i could not fathom how it could be a christian thing. it was literally the rabbits and eggs and chocolate holiday. the springtime holiday. baskets and baby animals.
i think my literal reaction to seeing some kind of christian affiliated easter stuff for the first time was to scoff and say something along the lines of “why do christians have to make every holiday about them” 💀 like i had no idea it was christian in origin.
it was my favorite holiday up to that point
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Republican talking heads are trying to blame Biden for Easter moving to trans visibility day, which has been celebrated on March 31st since 2009.
Trans Day of Visibility and Easter also coincided in 2019, when Donald Trump was president. Obviously, he will be issuing his sincere apology any moment now.
See, while calendar days do not move, Easter moves to follow the full moon, passover, and the days of the week. Passover is in April this year, but Easter is falling a month early as Christianity doesn't account for Hebrew leap years. So really, it's the Catholic Crutch that decided to combine the two holidays celebrated by finding and cracking pastel eggs.
They're also claiming to be upset about the language requesting artwork not be overly religious or political. Language that has not changed for the last 45 years, and was in place when Trump was President.
Fox and Trump are understandably upset that Dark Brandon has such sway over the calendar, the Catholic church, and, of course, the literal phases of the moon. But maybe if Pope Francis trusts him with such important decisions, we should too.
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What are the things that 24 hour eddie fucking hates about reader???
— anti-honesty hour! ask me anything and i’ll answer dishonestly
oh gosh, where to start? he fucking hates her laugh, first of all. it’s so annoying, absolutely so grating to him. it certainly doesn’t give him butterflies. more like a fly buzzing around his ears, if you ask him. and then there’s her smile, which plays into the laugh. it just… he can’t stand it, you know? it fills him with such rage, and definitely not a single ounce of serenity. he also hates her sense of humor. it absolutely doesn’t align with his and he definitely doesn’t feel like he can let his guard down around her and just… laugh, have a good time.
and don’t even get him started on her people pleasing tendencies! actually, it might be the only thing about her he likes. he’s glad she gets the feeling that she’s unwanted, and he definitely believes she should be trying as hard as she is, if not harder, to fit in with the gang. he doesn’t find her effortless to love despite his best efforts, why would anyone else?
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