The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey
© 1967
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey is a life-saver for those with conduct disorder and ASPD. It's entirely reasonable and comprehensive. I personally am very spiritual, but there are cherry-picked tidbits from this book that can manage to keep my life together and stay out of forensic institutions. If you've been/are in the process of a diagnosis, this is a highly recommended read: it makes morality rational, logical, and self-serving.
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I looooove explaining to people that yes, I am reading the satanic bible and yes, I am a satanist but THIS satanic bible was written by Anton Szandor LaVey and is specific to Laveyan satanism whereas I am a member of the satanic temple and do not follow Laveyan satanism :3 very fun conversation most of the time
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I’m overly excited to read this and actually compare it with the actual bible just to research how different they are and what is so bad about it. (Trigger warnings: religion, gods, satan)
side note: I’m not religious in any way shape or form, nor do I believe in an gods, goddesses, devils/underworld gods, angels or demons - however I do believe in spirits, good and bad.
PSA However! - I do not I think of these things being good or bad, nor do I agree or disagree with any of them! - I have never understood the holy Bible, nor do I throw anything towards anyone or their beliefs!
You can believe what you want to believe and I will believe in what I want to believe in.
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“When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed.”
- Anton LaVey
In the future I'll dissect quotes and give my interpretation of them, but this one I just found funny lol.
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“Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.” — Anton LaVey
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These Bible Verses reveal who Lucifer/Satan was, who he is, & where he is going at the end of days.
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shoutout to all the people on ebay selling copies of the satanic bible + other occult books in sets for $66.6 i adore all of you
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The Black Book
The Satanic Bible included.
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Me: *looking for the satanic bible and saying as much to my friends at a bookstore*
Some random guy: *glaring hideously at me and then giving my friend a "what the fuck???" face*
My friend: *grins, shrugs, and glares right back*
Random guy: *LEAVES THE FUCKING STORE*
Ladies, gents, members of the court. Tonight, we have won.
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