#anyone is welcome to have a go

[ieatmorecrispsthanyou]

Tag challenge:

Describe a wholesome piece of media in as sinister a way as possible. Or vice versa, describe a sinister piece of media in as wholesome a way as possible. The categories are entirely subjective.

I'll go first.

Love Island: a group of shallow people exploit each other emotionally under constant surveillance which records even their most intimate of moments, for the entertainment of millions of strangers who have the power to decide just when their time in the sun must draw to a close...

I tag: @several-very-small-mangoes @nettlesandrowan @myroomismytardis @manonthewinedarksea @yonderghostshistories @autisticgoo @frogsondeckchairs

Anyone who sees this and wants to have a go, feel free!

[aroaceleovaldez]

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

[mrbrightxside]

Day 7: Gaming 🎮

( @eltingpril ) Sorry for all the text it's my stupid captions, I have WAY more ideas for them to game but those will be separate posts 🙏🏻

[carebeardean]

Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly things—post its that say “hi Edwin :)”. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.

Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And it’s ridiculous, because Edwin’s right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he can’t sort out what the hell he’s feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.

So. He writes down some of the shit he can’t say right, and because he’s a coward, hides them so he doesn’t have to see Edwin’s face when he reads them.

then Edwin starts writing back.

Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like they’re just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.

Sometimes he can’t. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwin’s not mad, he’s maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.

Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.

Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).

Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knows—knows Charles doesn’t mean to make him fall more in love with him.

[that1notetaker]

HERE COMES ZOLU GOD AU WITH A STEELCHAIR!!!!! Lore below!

(In which everything is the same except Luffy was 'born' as a god-like entity and grew copying the people of his island.

He basically copied and pasted human (and some non human) behaviors, especially kids (i'm looking at the ASL brothers.) until whatever blob of energy he was, turned into something resembling human. (See how luffy is kind of a physical mix between sabo and ace? yeah. he took inspiration)

He's the manifestation of freedom, but he also made up the personality we know and love, as kids do. He's 18 when some weird three sworded demon gets deployed by some mercenaries of the island who want to get rid of the really weird devil fruit user that keeps breaking havoc and getting in their way. Zoro just came for a simple job and got a handful of Sun god. Good for him. Also, because this au is basically a What If scenario in which everything but Luffy is the same, you can assume that finding the one piece is ON the table. Being a pirate and finding the crew is ON the table. It just takes a couple extra years, give or take. I'm thinking that there's a reason why Luffy hasn't left the island already, but Zoro is, ironically enough, the one to push him to go and go crazy at sea. Also, because Zoro never got to meet Luffy early on, he's a little extra grumpier. He has no friends basically and his life's purpose is kinda a bit stranded at the moment. He's been picking up odd jobs for some time now and it's gotten old. He's losing his edge and he hates it. And then he meets ITS FREE REAL STATE himself. Huzzah. Ps: Yeah the world government knows about Luffy. Kinda. They've been ignoring him and praying/hoping/begging to whatever god is out there that he DOESNT GET OUT. Too bad.)

[neverbelessthan]

JET LAG THE GAME | Benjamin 'cardinal directions and vibes' Doyle (1 / ?)

[jkvjimin]

TAEHYUNG + 🌈 colors (cr. namuspromised, jung-kook)

happy birthday, kelli! @heybaetae 💕

[crispinkiss]

hii forcing everyone to look at my beautiful alien children

long story short. my moody little neurodivergent hearthian teenager gets thrown centuries into the past when the nomai were still alive (im estimating like ~15 years before interloper?) and meets my sweet little neurodivergent nomai teenager. and they're best friends forever the end

[publicbroadcastingservice]

the key to understanding why barnaby and howdy act Like That™ is because they are mean girls (passive aggressive, use comedy as a shield for negging, talk mad shit about their "friends" behind their backs, etc).

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.

Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!

Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.

You save that life. Good luck.

Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.

Audio source

[malartsorte]

Well I guess i went mad and made more of these. The first post where I talk of my headcanon for Clikito's mask is this one!

[thecorefrisk]

I look at this usually gruff, sarcastic man with a body made to eat me for protein.

His skin is paler yet his face is flushed a rare red. He trembles in his seat, several layers of his clothing, his armor, lay hazardously on the ground around him as he quakes with the heat in his bones. His dark hair sticks to the his forehead, shining with sweat.

I stand in front of him all the more aware of how minuscule I usually feel around him. How frail.

Yet he is the frail one now. Him with his battle scars and gun clutched tight in a shaking hand. Him with his weakly glaring yet somehow also pleading eyes. Him with a pathetically dazed look and a frown tugging at his lips as he pants, chest heaving with each breath.

I look at him and I think, “Well, I’ve gotta fuck him now; it’s a rule!”

[s0fter-sin]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nikolai/Simon "Ghost" Riley Characters: Nikolai (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), Simon "Ghost" Riley Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Established Relationship, Dom Nikolai (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), Top Nikolai (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), Sub Simon "Ghost" Riley, Bottom Simon "Ghost" Riley, Punishment, Light Angst, Vulnerability, Light Bondage, Spanking, Impact Play, CBT, Cock & Ball Torture, Rimming, Prostate Massage, Prostate Milking, Multiple Orgasms, Forced Orgasm, Overstimulation, Cock Worship, Cock Warming, Soft Cock, Come Eating, Come Series: Part 10 of PWP Oneshots Summary:

He bends over his back to lick at his bruised cheek, lapping up his sweat and coos at his adorable flinch when even the soft of his tongue is too much for his abused skin. He’s worked Ghost hard tonight. He’s been out of the country too long; left him to be lost in his head for too long but he’s been back nearly two whole weeks and Ghost still hadn’t come to him.

His boy hadn’t given him a choice.

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[howlinghound11]

Ok i said i'd do it, so heres all* my funny Barnaby sketches c|:03

And Wally is in some too @:)

P.S.- Happy Birthday Clown! 🎉❤️💙💛🎉 @partycoffin

Talkin in the tags as usual lol ⬇️

[azzymaxxing]

IFUCKING WIN