#anyone please feel free to send me asks about my opinions or headcanons or whatever

[dyke-stuck]

hey :3 this blog is inching close to the one year anniversary (and possibly the start of a break/end of my posting daily here lol) and as such, i wanted to send it off with a bang!!

soooo for the last 8 days of this year of dyke-stuck (8/6-8/13) ill be doing a prompt list; free to use by anyone else who so desires (and i encourage that!!! pls!!) if you only want to participate on some of the days, thats awesome too! i wanted do to at least a little collaborative stuff on here so any engagement is good engagement :3

having said that, my inbox will be open from here on out- not for requests until stated otherwise- but just to chat! feel free to ask me about my headcanons, my opinions on yours, about ship opinions, or whatever you feel like :D!

the prompts themselves are as follows:

day one, 8/6 - transfeminine

day two, 8/7 - transmasculine

day three, 8/8 - transxenic

day four, 8/9 - transneutral

day five, 8/10 - multigender OR genderqueer (or both!)

day six, 8/11 - wlw ship

day seven, 8/12 - t4t ship

day eight, 8/13 - fave ship/headcanon that fits the blog theme (being either trans or wlw)

hope everyone has fun with this :D! please @ me in your posts i would love to see your ideas & WILL reblog it to my main (@arqdyke)

(temporarily taking over my pinned post; regular pinned post is here)

[misfits-of-zaun]

Munday writing detail meme

Repost, don't reblog.

Feel free to edit/add your own parts!

Name: Cónan

Age range: under 18 | between 18 and 25 | 25 and older

Pronouns: they/them

Random fact about me: I really enjoyed Fallout 4 and I'm looking forward to the live-action show being released this month 👀

When it comes to planning threads: I like to wing it completely | I like to plan the start of the thread | I like to plan several key points in the thread | I like to plan every reply | It depends

Pre-established relationships between muses: I enjoy them | I like them occasionally but mostly prefer to play the relationship out | I don't do pre-established relationships

When it comes to replies, I like to: Keep mine short (1-2 paragraphs) | Keep mine to medium length (3 - 6 paragraphs) | Keep my replies long (7+ paragraphs) | It depends

I generally try to reply in: 1 day | 3 days | A week | Within a month | More than a month

I like getting asks for memes I reblogged a long time ago: Yes* | No | Depends

*There's no time limitation on any rp ask memes I've ever reblogged - if you see a rp meme I reblogged seven years ago and you like it, you can send me an ask for it. Just link to whichever meme it's from so that I know the context haha.

I like getting random IC asks from my mutuals: Yes | No | Depends*

*You can send asks, just provide context or be willing to discuss potential scenarios, please, so I know the angle to take with my reply!

I like getting tagged in unplanned starters from my mutuals: Yes | No | Depends*

Is the starter idea based off anything we've discussed before? Is the starter based off a scenario wishlist post you saw I made/a rp prompt I reblogged once? If so, go for it. If not, just pop me a DM and say "hey, I had an idea about X scenario and figured it would be fun to do a thread for it with our characters, would you be down if I wrote up a starter/sent you this meme?"

I like getting getting OOC asks from my mutuals to plan our threads: Yes!* | No | Depends

*(I absolutely love discussing thread ideas and planning things out. Please share your thoughts, don't be afraid to assert your preferences and make suggestions - frankly there is nothing better to me than someone who knows what they want and is keen to collaborate with me to create a fun story we both enjoy!)

I like getting getting OOC asks from my mutuals just to chat about things not related to RP: Yes | No | Depends

I enjoy writing: angst, hurt/comfort, adventure, post-apocalyptic/dystopian AUs, Modern AUs, What-If Scenarios/canon-divergent AUs, crossovers, dark themes, complex relationship dynamics, NSFW themes, slow burns, long term plotlines exploring how adversity drives character development (for better or worse), plotted threads, novella threads

I don't enjoy writing: slice of life, fluff, short-form/rapid-fire rps, sweet wholesome romances with no conflict or wider storyline, Canon x OC romances, improv threads with no OOC communication

My favourite tropes are: redemption arcs, corruption arcs, power struggles, found family, childhood friends to enemies, enemies to lovers, fake relationships, mutual pining, enemies forced to work together

Opinion on shipping (for a specific character or in general): Anyone can ship whatever they want and write whatever they want, I don't care lol. Romance isn't one of my primary interests when it comes to RPing, but if a character dynamic has interesting potential, and someone proposes a compelling plot idea, I'll give a ship a go

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

I get inspired to write by doing this: listening to music, reading, watching TV, playing video games, discussing headcanons and AU ideas OOC

One of my favourite threads/drabbles/etc:

This thread from Game Of Diplomacy AU* remains to be one of my favourite things I've ever written. It has a high stakes power struggle with tension you can cut with a knife, it has angst and conflict with counterbalancing moments of levity, it is deliciously dark and the clever verbal sparring challenged me in a really refreshing way, keeping me on my toes. I think it contains some of my best writing to date.

*This AU gained a surprisingly big following - it even has its own fanart! Years later my writing partner and I still get occasional asks about it/people still go on like sprees through the threads, which is really sweet. I am forever mindblown and deeply touched that so many people have enjoyed this random niche rarepair story my partner and I wrote for fun.

I'm also very proud of this Arcane rp thread, which sparked off a whole AU that my writing partner and I are still actively developing and enjoying two years later.

A writing partner (or partners!) I've enjoyed writing with: shoutout to @f1shbonez for writing with me for ten years, across four different platforms and over 12 different fandoms. You are the best damn writing partner I've ever had, a true unicorn, a plotting genius, a master wordsmith with razor wit - I have grown so much a writer and as a person because of you. We have created so many incredible stories together that I cherish and reread to this day, and I look forward to all the new stories we will create together 💜

A mutual I want to write with but haven't yet: if we're mutuals, suffice to say that I like your writing style and I'm open to writing with you.

I'm not always the best at getting the ball rolling at the beginning (and sometimes I do forget to reply to messages 🙈 please don't think it's you, I just get too embarrassed to reply after I realise I left it too long, I'm so sorry 💀)

But generally speaking, whether we've never spoken or we spoke a bit 7 months ago and things kind of stalled/fizzled out, you’re always welcome to pop me a message and toss a meme in my inbox.

Tagging: you, reading this post right now. Yes, you. You've been officially tagged.

[nagito-kissmaeda]

Learning that you seem to be used to receive unnecessary hate really sadden me because you're such a sweet and talented person 💜

I wish people could cease to bring down people just because they feel safe behind a screen... They're free to ignore or block you if your ideas make them feel uncomfortable but that's not a reason to hurt you... You did nothing wrong 💜 I wish this message filled with genuine love and feelings can brighten, even a little bit, your day 💜 Being angry or upset doesn't suit our dear Bree 💜 This blog is your comfort place and you bring us such joy and comfort too 💜 Whenever I feel sad or stressed, I'd read your stories or kind advices, you're so funny and lovely 💜 I'm glad I could finally get to thank you for enlighting my days 💜

Never forget that your feelings come first and people can just talk, whatever they want 💜 Who cares about brats ? We don't need their permission to sink together in this ocean of depravity and enjoy~ 💜

Please take great care of you until the day I will gather the courage to speak to you directly 💜

This was so incredibly kind of you, thank you so much. I do try very hard to just ignore people being silly in my inbox, but I was having a rough day yesterday so I wanted to complain a little. I always try to be the sort of person who accepts all opinions and fandom interpretations, and I pride myself on having never sent any sort of hate mail, or even left rude comments on a piece of content just because their interpretation doesn't match mine. that just isn't my vibe. I am fun and silly and the last thing I want to do is make someone else upset. That's why it can be so hard when I get asks calling me admittedly terrible things just because I think komaeda is bi lol. Because I would never in my life send something like that to someone else. If your headcanons aren't harming anyone, I genuinely don't care, I will just scroll on past. I dunno, this just seems to be a sore spot for some people, and I try very hard to stay in my little bubble of Komaeda Kontent enjoyers so those who don't want to see my stuff don't have to, but I really don't have 100% control over that. I'm really glad that you find comfort in my blog and that you like my writing, people like you are the reason I feel comfortable to keep going even though my inbox is sometimes full of nasty stuff that needs deleting. So thank you again for your incredibly kind words. I'm not planning on going anywhere or changing what I do! I'm just going to keep deleting those asks and keep on writing! And please don't be afraid of talking to me! I'm a massive loser, you have nothing to worry about. and if you ARE someone who doesn't like my content. please just block me. that's literally what the block button is for. Curate your own experiences and enjoy yourself online, don't get angry for no reason, it's not worth it.

[infodump-central]

have YOU ever wanted to share information about something so badly but had nobody/nowhere to share it to? now you do!!

this is infodump central where YOU can go on and on about whatever topic pleases u most (with some minor restrictions)! this means ANY topic, including but not limited to, tv, video games, movies, weird lore, headcanons, real life history, current events, architecture, music, random objects, vehicles, books, toys, people, psychology, astrology, literally anything and everything! all info regarding submissions and other questions will be under the readmore!

FIRST AND FOREMOST, do not submit if you're uncomfortable receiving feedback from strangers on the internet. i myself will always be positive about submissions/listen intently to them and i urge others to do the same (BIG on this being a supportive space), however i do not control other people!

anonymous asks are turned on, however if you want to go off anon at any time, feel free!

now for submission rules!

please make sure no hateful speech towards anyone is in your ask before submitting (for example, lgbt+phobia, racism, threats, etc) however if you wish to share information about these topics (history of a topic, educating about a topic, etc) feel free! appropriate tws will always be tagged on my end.

attacking anyone who does not share your opinion will not be tolerated and your ask will be deleted. do not start discourse in your ask.

anything nsfw won't be posted here, realistically i cannot control who looks at this blog and as such would like it to be safe for minors to browse + post on.

overall, just be kind and considerate!

topics that will not be allowed under any circumstance include (more can be added to this list at any point, so check back before submitting each time!):

-harry potter/jk rowling

-rpf/real person fiction (talking about real people is a-ok! just not in shippy/creepy fashions)

other info:

again, appropriate tws will always be added in post by me, and they will always be tagged as 'tw [thing]'

posts will also be tagged with all relevant tags, for instance, if your ask is about a specific tv show, or is centered around certain characters, it will be tagged as such. this is to help people who want to filter these things out even if they don't have a tw tag

i myself will always try to keep posts entirely blank other than the ask itself, though i will try to reply to them positively in the tags! (if you at any point dont want me to "respond" to an ask (no offense taken btw!) feel free to say so or add 'no reply' to the end of your ask!)

similarly if you don't want your ask to be rebloggable just let me know or put 'no reblog' at the end of your ask and i will turn them off!

posts that are NOT infodumps will be tagged 'regularask' and posts that ARE will be tagged as 'infodumpcentral' (no spaces on either of these because tumblr can get weird with blocked tags + tag searches)

multiple asks for a single submission is totally fine, but i will manually stitch them all together into one post instead of posting them separately. (it would also be a good idea to number them as you send them!)

thats about it! have fun!

[chocolate-eclaire]

Note: I'm not requiring anyone to read this, but it does provide some insight about my blog/my boundaries and all that stuff🤞

Hello!!

I'm Claire! I'm a 19 year old asexual artist, and I use this account to post my drawings and reblog stuff I like :)

My Current Interests (+ Some Favorite Characters) [The character names in bold are my top favorites from said media]:

Major Interests (Actively Posting About It)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures [Parts 1-6] (Jonathan Joestar, Dio Brando [I have a love-hate relationship regarding him but bear with me here], Joseph Joestar, Caesar Zeppeli, Muhammed Avdol, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Josuke Higashikata, Yoshikage Kira, Bruno Bucciarati, Jolyne Cujoh)

Super Mario (Princess Daisy, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Mario, Princess Peach)

Minor Interests (Occasionally Posting About It)

Bluey (Heeler Family)

Stardew Valley (Harvey, Maru, Elliot, Emily, Leah, Haley) (I'm still a little early into the game, so these opinions might change later on down the line)

As for my boundaries, I advise you NOT to follow me if you:

Support/Identify as a "MAP"/"NOMAP" (Pedophile)/Zoophile (I'll block and report you on sight)

Are a Bigot (Racist/Alt-Right/Neo-Nazi/Islamophobic/Antisemitic/Pro-Israeli Government/Anti-Palestine/Ableist/LGBTphobic/TERF/Radqueer/LGBT Fetishizer/etc.)

Defend: Certain Crimes/Criminals Being Romanticized Such as: Murder/Serial Killers (Specifically Real Serial Killers, examples: Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, etc.), School Shootings/School Shooters, Animal Abuse/Animal Abusers, Rape/Rapists, etc.; Sexual Scenarios Involving Children, Pedophilic/Abusive/Incestuous (Blood-Related, Step-Family, or Adopted) Relationships

Are a Lolicon/Shotacon/Kodocon or whatever the hell you call yourself

Actively Disrespect People's Boundaries/Support Sending People Death Threats Over Minor Things

Are a Hardcore Fan of: Harry Potter, Hannibal, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Even if you don't support the creators of these medias, I still don't feel comfortable with you following me; Adding more soon)

Call Yourself "Pro-Life"/Anti-Abortion but do absolutely nothing to help the child(ren)/parent(s) after birth

Treat Your Headcanons as Canon and Force Them Down Other People's Throats

Hate on/Harass Selfshippers/OC x Canon Participants (If They're Not Actively Causing Harm to Anyone, Then Just Leave Them Be)

Use Religious Terminology (Cult, Puritan, Purity Culture, etc.) When Referring to Anything That Isn't Related to Religion (example: Fandom Discourse)

Are a True Crime Community/Eating Disorder/Self Harm/Discourse Heavy Blog

Are an NFT or AI "Art" Supporter

Have a Repost/Edit Account on Any Social Media Platform Where You Don't Properly Credit Other's Art ("Credit to The Artist" Is NOT Proper Credit.)

Are Under 13 Years Old (Why do you even have social media anyway?)

Are a Heavy NSFW Oriented Blog (If you post pinups/mildly spicy stuff or occasionally post nsfw and decide to follow, I'll be fine with that, but if your blog is solely centered around nsfw, then I won't really feel comfortable with you following me. I have nothing against these types of blogs, it's just a personal preference.)

Some more things:

If I follow/interact with/reblog something from anyone problematic/isn't a good person in general/fits in the criteria of my list above, please message me to let me know! I may forget to do background checks sometimes, so any info will be appreciated!

Please pick a proper pfp/reblog some posts before following! If you have a default/thirst trap looking pfp or an empty blog, I'm going to assume you're a bot and I might have to block you.

Feel free to like/reblog any of my older posts. Even if it's from a few months ago, I won't mind :)

Oh, and one more thing...

DON'T👏SEND👏ME👏DONATION👏 ASKS/MESSAGES👏!!! I'm going to assume it's a scam and I'll block you, simple as that.

And I think that's it! If you'd like to check some of my art, go to the "#my art" tag!

Thanks for reading! :)

Current blog status: Active

Updated: August 18th, 2024

[zevzevarainai]

Outta pure curiosity, what are ur main yakuza ships? Fave characters & least fave?

your curiosity is so welcome you have no idea i love talking about my opinions omg

i dont know how many you want each but i’ll just go for it

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My Main Ships:

1) Kiryu/Majima, obviously. If you haven’t figured that out you must have only just got here

2) Majima/Makoto has a death grip on my soul like goddamn i could write an essay on their dynamic and what people look over. don’t request the essay because i can and will do it.

3) Kiryu/Nishiki is classic and wholesome i mean come on.

4) Akiyama/Hana, mostly just because I want good things for Hana not like the *gags* y4 epilogue i mean actual good things. love these will-they-won’t-theys.

5) Ichiban/Joon-Gi Han/Zhao; i dont have a lot of poly ships HOWEVER

6) Mine/Daigo someone once said in tags on my gifset that im fucking insane for this one which not like in a way that excuses Mine’s actions or anything but in the way that Mine is actually interesting compared to the other yakuza villains who have NOTHING going on. This is mostly fueled by Daigo waking up from a coma, shooting a guy, and desperately asking if MINE is okay

7) Majima/Therapy, Kiryu/Therapy, Haruka/Therapy

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Favorite Characters

1) Majima, obviously. i am going to make a song called do i want to smooch him or do i want to heavily project onto him

2) Judgement Kazzy I mean there is a reason he successfully stays the playable character for what, 10 games? it’s refreshing to see a video game man be soft and open-minded

3) my girl Makoto I will defend her to my last breath.

4) he’s kind of tied with Makoto but DAIGO is my son even though he is twice my age in the later games it doesn’t matter he is my son.

5) Haruka, who would be higher on this list if it wasn’t for y5. no not y6, we support her choices and she is so valid, YAKUZA FIVE

6) Yuki, tbh, god what a queen

7) ichiban is such a good boy and they really did well making people care about a protag that isnt kiryu

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Least Favorite (i am going to leave out the y5 villians, who are so unmemorable i can’t remember their names.)

1) M*rei Park please see the entire essay length text post i wrote on why i hate her

2) Shimano?? why does kiryu and them call him a yakuza great after what he did to majima... im not going to get into that to avoid sensitive topics that could trigger someone. ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE EVIL GRIMACE MCDONALDS i called him grimace the entire time i played through y0 which was my first game

3) ODA!!!! This is an Oda hate blog!!! i dont care if he has funny interactions with kiryu and is gay for tachibana he did THAT to my girl makoto!!!! horrendous bad disgusting fucking shithead!!!!

4) Sagawa... please.......... stop shipping him with my boy..................... he’s better than shimano but not by much...............................

5) sohei dojima needs to do better by my baby daigo good thing kiryu is his dad now also he is gross and looks like Leo Luster from Donkey Kong

[doobnnoob-tf2]

( pinned )

Daniel / Aster

he/vamp/bat, gay-ace transman

28, ( 6 Oct. )

TF2-centric & headcanon blog

Ask the Mercs sideblog: @ask-the-tf2-mercs

CARRD

⛧ HEADCANONS ⛧ INCORRECT QUOTES ⛧ FICS ⛧

⛧ MY TAGS ⛧ MY ANONS ⛧

(for app users trying to view tag / anon links, use the links in my bio)

may update more in the future.  would prefer not to be reblogged.

( more under cut )

General

I have no preference on what you call me.  Aster, Daniel, Dan, Danny - all are perfectly acceptable

I’m a freelance furry artist

my fursona is a cheetah with a hat too big for his damn head

my TF2 OC is a RED Sniper named Mike (his profile is incomplete but I’m too lazy to update it)

please don’t refer to me as girl/queen/babygirl/whatever.  I know people see “gay man” and think that stuff is okay, but I’m also a TRANSman and that stuff is not okay and very much is misgendering

I am open to RP tho only with people 18+ bc I’m an adult myself and it’s just more comfortable for me that way

TF2-Specific

I REALLY love Team Fortress 2, I’ve had a major hyperfixation for this game since it’s initial release, it’s a huge comfort thing for me

Sniper is my favorite, I love him, he’s my husband, but I also just wanna be him so SHRUGS

SniperSpy is my biggest ship, my OTP, if I’m gonna get gay and talk about two men being in love it’s gonna be about them 90% of the time

SniperSpy is the only one I’ll go absolutely feral over, but I also really love HeavyMedic and Engineer/Soldier/Demoman, I actually have very few ships I don’t like

Blog-Specific

I really would prefer people DON’T tag my headcanons with things like “me” or “kin” or “self ship”. it just kinda makes me uncomfortable to have people do that with my headcanons

I don’t answer asks pertaining to Merc x OC / Reader / generic S/O sorta stuff, I’ll consider doing ficlets with those topics however I’d prefer to be paid for those since there’s a lot more involved with making them

"//mundeez nuts" is my non-tf2/general tag

I am free to pick and choose what I want to answer.  sometimes I read something, and while I like the concept I just don’t think I’ll have the words to answer it so I’ll delete it.  this is to keep myself from getting overwhelmed trying to answer things I genuinely can’t, thus causing myself to stress out and be unable to answer other asks

I used to have a headcanon blog, so if some posts seem familiar it’s because I’ve resposted them here

I’m very dyslexic so don’t expect my text posts to be perfect

for personal reasons, I don’t do genderbent asks

I don’t really answer asks pertaining to kids, the reason being I don’t have much of an interest in them and therefore I’m just not the best person to ask

if you’re gonna reblog one of my headcanon posts to “correct” it, just make your own post.  it’s weird and rude and I certainly did not ask for your opinion, especially if someone was asking for MINE

chances are if I post anything focused on Sniper and Scout, it’s NOT a ship thing.  I would prefer people not tag it as shipping but I know people probably won’t see this / won’t care lol.  but if you see your reblog has been hidden from the post, know that that’s probably why

I don’t really want my blog/headcanons/asks/etc associated with TF2 Twitter.  they make me EXTREMELY uncomfortable with the way they treat transmen as fet/ishes

BYF

I personally cannot get into most 10th class / fem merc things, I won’t shit on people who do enjoy it.  it’s just I’ve had the concepts for both ruined for me and I can’t separate the bad feelings from them anymore.  there are VERY specific scenarios where I can find myself enjoying either

I don’t actually dislike SniperScout as a ship.  I just tend to veer away from it these days because the people who do ship those two are super fucking toxic towards others who ship Sniper with anyone else

also if you’re gonna send anon hate over me shipping SniperSpy, don’t waste your own time and instead do something productive with it.  I’m just gonna delete it anyway

I do not under any circumstances ship Spy and Scout, not even if you claim it’s “not canon”, not even if you use OCs (bc it feels too close to the “but it’s not canon” excuse)

if you’re a proshipper: you’re disgusting, and I do not and will NEVER like you.  stay the fuck away from me and my posts, they are not for people like you.

I block transphobes who f..eti..shize transmen by only portraying us as s/ubm/ssive b/ttoms and don’t see transmen any other way

in general, I block pretty freely.  I’m here to enjoy MY experience and I’m tired of putting others first when they hurt me or make me uncomfortable.  TF2 is a huge comfort thing for me and makes me happy and I’m not gonna let people ruin more aspects about it for me than already have been

[stranger-nightmare]

Let’s Have Some Fun!! Hope Hosts a New Years Sleepover🖤

Hello my beautiful little bees! I want to host a sleepover! This is not only to celebrate 1k followers (thank you sm I can’t even believe it) but I also want to provide a little outlet for anyone who won’t be celebrating New Years or might be alone that night, we can keep each other company!✨🖤

Also I just wanna interact with you guys more in general tbh, I’ve had a bunch of new people follow me over the last few days so I wanna get to know you guys🥰 Come say hi, tell me about yourselves!!🖤

Please feel free to join my hive (aka my anons) so I can keep track of who’s interacting with me! But this isn’t necessary to participate in the sleepover🖤

So the actual sleepover will be 31st Dec - 1st Jan but please start sending in your asks / prompts as soon as!! Especially if you want a prompt or drabble written so I can have a few days to get it written for you🥰 You can also start sending questions and games in as soon as you want too! I will just be posting / responding to everything on the aforementioned date🖤✨

So without further ado…

Send me: (writing edition)✍🏻 (you’re welcome to request any of these with any character you fancy)

Headcanons of yours or ask about mine (NSFW definitely encouraged but any and all headcanons are welcome)

Prompts (you can make your own or choose from the lists below)

Mini drabble requests

Ask for a snippet of an upcoming project

Prompt lists:

Smut prompts

Fluff prompts

Angst prompts

Writing prompt requests are now CLOSED! Please do not send me any more writing requests, only games and questions!🥰🖤✨

Send me: (games / question edition)🎲

FMK (fuck, marry, kill / kiss) (you can choose whether it’s kiss or kill)

Confessions or make me confess something

This or that / make me choose

Questions (personal or fandom related)

Ask my opinion

Tell me about your day!!

Tell me something you did this year that you’re proud of (even if it’s something as simple as just making it through the year🖤)

Ask about my upcoming projects

Or just come simp with me about characters and / or actors / actresses!

Whatever you want tbh!

Rules:

As there will be NSFW content you must be 18+ to join the sleepover

When sending a prompt please either provide the quote or give me the number and which list it’s from

You can pair two prompt quotes together if you’d like (no more than two together though please)

There is no limit to the amount of asks / questions you can send, fire away!

You are more than welcome to ask personal questions, I consider myself to be a very open book! However if I do find any question uncomfortable I will politely let you know

Most important rule, have fun!!

All my responses will be posted under #hope hosts and #waspswidows

Let’s have some fun my horny little bees🐝😈

- Hope🐝

I’m tagging a few of my moots and favourite accounts but these are no pressure tags so absolutely no worries at all if you do not wish to participate🥰

@wannabevampire @eviewritessometimes @druigsluvbot @tompetersebbuckyhazleo @sapphireplums @siempre-bucky @redroomproperty @mothdruid @greenorangevioletgrass @inklore @serendipityrogers @krswrites

[couldyouspeakmyname]

About & Rules

Ｍａｓｔｅｒｌｉｓｔ (Updated 8/21)

This blog does a few things for the fandom!

1) Imagine/Reader Insert requests. This is my bread and butter, and they’re so fun for me to do. These include headcanons, drabbles, dating x would include ect.

2) Headcanons for canon ships and/or characters. Also includes fandom character ships/crack ships

3) Theme Days!  See here

4) Read/Watched the whole series

5) I ADORE OC’s/Self inserts! Please, tell me about them and all the things that go into it!

6) I try my best to be friendly, so feel free to send any questions/concerns in!

7) Masterlist (or put /tagged/”whatever you’re looking for here” at the end of the url)

8) AU’s (WIP) (Demon!Shishigumi in progress)

Requests

Headcanons:  [] Open [x{ Closed

 Reader Inserts:  [] Open [x] Closed

Ship-me Requests:  [] Open [x] Closed

Drabble Requests:  [] Open [x] Closed

Imagines:  [x] Open [] Closed

Asks in Inbox:  Drafts: 2+

-PLEASE READ-

LIMIT OF 3 CHARACTERS FOR EACH ASK! HOWEVER-! You can submit the same ask with three different characters, it just makes it easier for me mentally to do requests

The only exception to this is the Shishigumi, who I love and will always write for as a group when requested!

INBOX CLOSES 9/27/2022

RULES

1) I have the right to refuse any ask that comes in my inbox. I usually will post an apology saying i wont answer it so I don’t leave you hanging. Do NOT spam my inbox and try and rephrase it in order for me to do it. I wont and will turn anon off.

2) I love writing for side characters and find many of the main ones...less than fun to write for. Don’t get me wrong, I still love them, but I lack the creative drive to get requests done for them. I will, but please understand they may take longer, since they’re so much harder for me to write for.

3) Due to the fact I am one person writing, I will probably focus on side characters more (I wont exclude everyone else, It’ll just take longer). I don’t like writing for many of the main characters, and this will enable me to get things out quicker for a faster turn around. These are ONLY APPLICABLE for reader inserts. I will write for everyone in terms of headcanons/fan ships/ship-me-with requests. 

I’m sorry but I just can not write well and will get burned out if I force myself to write for them.

Characters I wont write for

Any and all Beast Complex characters due to lack of free time from me, which allows me to focus on current requests. I love them, and maybe someday this will change, forgive me

3) All NSFW will be tagged properly, and I do take these requests...just keep a few things in mind

- I can roll with most stuff but I wont do inflation, scat, watersports, giant dick/tits, inflation, drowning, burning alive, resuscitation, tongue-jobs, breathing one another’s air, breathing/breath in general, feederism, Formicophilia and related or vore.

- I reserve the right to refuse requests that make me uncomfortable

- I will always let you know when the above occurs, just don’t spam me with it or try to rephrase it. I will dig my heels in. 

4) If you submit reposted art, or art without the artists permission, I will kick you. I will not follow/reblog from you if you do this. I will not post your ask/ideas if you add art that is not yours. I am an artist and despise people who do this. It’s my biggest peeve and while I refuse to put people on blast, I may block you.

5) I hate fandom drama. This is a fun and safe space. I have and will block people who bring bad vibes. Debate is fine, so if having opinions and back and forth. If you get mad and throw tantrums, I wont tolerate it. 

6) I WILL do fanship headcanons, and I love crack/fandom ships. 

7) This blog is LGBTQ+ friendly. This includes asexuals, poly, ect. This is another one of my hard stances, and I will delete anything that says otherwise. I will block you if you make anyone feel bad. 

8) No incest, adoptive or not

9) DO NOT SEND NSFW ASKS RELATED TO UNDERAGENESS IN ANY MANNER. (Unless it’s about a Cherryton student with someone similar in age and you don’t specify/fetishize the underage aspect.)

10) I want to make the reader pretty neutral, however, if you want something specific (gender, species, ect) please ask!!

11) No humans. The phrase “Humans exist in beastars they’re just rare…” comes from a Reddit post by someone that can’t read Japanese and made an assumption without verifying the actual contents. Added to that, no mystical animals. It’s established in canon that most mystical animals are hybrids that were just mistaken for something else. It’s an AU mystical animals are OK but otherwise, no sorry :

12) If you don’t like something I wrote or I misunderstood, please ask again! I’m here to make stuff for you guys.

13) Please when you request specify the character/request as much as possible because answering a general “do-whatever” ask is actually a lot more pressure than answering something specific, we don’t know what you like! Give me less of the burden of guessing!

14) I will tag things, but if I miss a tag let me know. You can also search things on my blog by typing couldyouspeakmyname.tumblr.com/tagged/tagyou’relookingfor

15) I will not write your OC fics for you. While I love OCs, sending me an entire plot of a fic that doesn’t really include any of the beastars characters themselves is a little much? I don’t mind writing OC x Character, but WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT FIRST!!

16) Please don’t send ‘X’ characters reactions to super buff reader. I can only write about muscle so many times ;-; To add to that, don’t ask me to write about ‘x’ characters reactions to giant dicks. Please.

17) Do not spam the ask box with the same request over and over, If you’re worried we didn’t get it that’s okay, YOU CAN ASK! Just don’t send the same thing in fifty times.

18) Do not act entitled. I’m doing this for fun and for free. If you don’t like what I write, do it yourself.

19) Character limit!!! Four characters per ask UNLESS it’s the Shishigumi. I’m a simp, what could I say

20) We try to do asks mostly in order, and it’s okay to ask if we got yours! Just understand asks take time. I’m just one idiot

21) We do NOT write full blown fanfics on this blog! Maeve may write short reader insert stories, but not full blown fics.

[suddenlyshinsou]

Shinsou Hitoshi Headcanons

//these are just my thoughts and opinions and are no way trying to force them upon anyone. if this is not your thing, plz carry on. this is all just for the love of the characters and to have fun//

Shinsou is currently my favorite character and some of these might have been said before so credit to them! Please feel free to use any of these in fanfic, tiktok, artwork, etc. and let me know so I can send love!

content warning // angst, fluff, hinted child abuse, mentioned serial killers (not as bad as that sounds), mentioned alcohol, marijuana and smoking, self-destructive tendencies. Also hinted KamiShin!

Shinsou is fostered by Aizawa and Hizashi for a year before going to UA. They officially adopt him one year after he moves in. Before living with Aizawa he was tossed between foster homes where he was treated less than kindly and it's left Hitoshi with some bad coping skills and quite a few other problems.

Shinsou is stealthier than Hagakure. One minute he's chilling in the common room with everyone and the next he's gone and no one heard him leave. His footsteps are absolutely silent (Todoroki is the same way) and he always ends up scaring someone on accident. The class is in consensus that they should put a cat bell on him. Aizawa agrees.

Shinsou knows a strange amount of serial killer facts. He can be found watching documentaries or reading about them. Man has books on all the greatest hits. He probably does it to unsettle everyone else.

Shinsou watches horror movies and shows for fun. He loves to watch old ones that have horrible acting so he can make funny commentary about it. (Denki likes when he does that so he's not so scared) Hitoshi also doesn't jump at anything and it lowkey terrifies everyone else. They've even gotten Bakugou to jump at a scare but they can't break Hitoshi.

Shinsou has tattoos while they're still in UA. They are shitty stick and poke ones that he's done on himself or Jirou's helped him with fixing some. He likes the way they look and the aesthetic but he also does it to cover scars.

Shinsou is fluent in sign language as there are days where he can't bring himself to speak. Before he transferred into 1A, a lot of the students refused to talk to Shinsou because of his quirk and would only respond to him if he signed. But now both Bakugou and Shinsou will sign back and forth at each other either arguing or sarcastic remarks.

Continuing on with that, Shinsou and Bakugou surprisingly end up good friends. They argue like they hate each other and Hitoshi loves to push Bakugou's buttons but they understand each other in a way that nobody else can. They've both been seen as villains most of their lives so they understand the bad days. Then Bakugou is a loud bastard and Shinsou is a quiet bastard as they can bounce off of each other and people get roasted. Getting them drunk together is even worst because they stop pretending to hate each other and someone is getting kicked out of somewhere.

Shinsou won't use his quirk on people unless it's for training and then for hero work. It takes him a long time to feel comfortable using it on his classmates when they ask him to for fun or for favors, like sleep. (He's still hesitant to use it on Denki, even during training. He throws up after the first time he does. He can't stand the hollow look in Denki's eyes when he's under his quirk.)

Shinsou smokes pot. There's no way you look at that man and tell me that he doesn't smoke something. He's the type that would smoke whatever is around. Whether is weed, cigarettes, or even a vape. He would smoke pot to help him sleep but cigarettes when he's sad. Aizawa has caught him multiple times and depending on the day will he either join him or have him run laps around the school.

Shinsou likes to bare knuckle fucking brawl. Like bar fight with no rules, just to feel something. He has a bad habit of sneaking out and finding trouble, only to return back to school covered in an abnormal amount of bruises.

Shinsou is one of the most observant people in 1A. He's generally quiet so that means he's always listening. Midoriya complaining about how his favorite cereal is always getting eaten? There are now 3 boxes of it in the pantry. Jirou mentioning drawing during a conversation and the next day there's brand new charcoal pencils placed outside her door. Denki saying that he loves English literature and now he gets books left on top of his desk consistently. When the class figures out it's him, they have a Shinsou Hitoshi Appreciation Day.

//I have a lot more angsty Shinsou headcanons that I would be down to share if anyone is interested in some pain//

~graves

[henqtic]

heyyyyyy okay so, i’ve never actually done a sleepover type thing for any milestones or anything like that just because it seemed like a lot of work + i was super scared of no one really interacting because i didn’t have that much of a following but now that i’ve missed many opportunities and i wanna make myself feel better about going back to school— i’ve finally decided to :)

personally, i love back to school, the grwm videos on YouTube, buying new supplies and stationary, getting my hair and nails done, seeing my friends in person on a regulus basis again, finding a new hallway crush, even getting into some of the new work— just everything back to school that doesn't involve excessive assignment and those kids that shout that you’re talking too quiet when you’re doing a presentation (hate them)

going from august 28 — september 6 closed !!

(extended date// closer to the day i go back 🤧)

who/what fandoms i write for | i’m trying to expand my masterlist so feel free to request for any character from those fandoms listed and i’ll try my best :)

navigation post | to see which fandoms i’m in for ships and headcanons !!

all can be sent to my ask box—!! hope you enjoy this going back school dialogue themed sleepover <3

🚍— “honey you need to get up, the bus might come early.”

cym! | send in any thing and i’ll cast my mutuals based on it, flowers, quotes, shoes in my closet— anything

🛌— “just give me two more minutes.”

blurbs! | send in a character along with a prompt/trope/any general ideas you have and i’ll write a blurb on it— no limit on these for now because school is starting soon and writing short things will help me procrastinate work

prompt list if you need help with ideas, please specify which list if you decide to use one !! ✎ kisses. touching. hand holding. wordless ways to say i love you. casual affections.

🗣— “girl look, dude in the white tee, he’s fine right?”

ships! | send me some facts about it you— these could be random from what milk you prefer, favorite day of the week, hair length/type, favorite color, hobbies, something incredibly dumb you’ve done and other things like that (no need to include all of that, it’s just suggestions lol) and i’ll ship you with a character from whatever fandom/s you want :)

*please include your gender preference if you have one and preferred pronouns— incase i end up writing some type of drabble/headcanons

🍽— “the foods bad but at least we get a break.”

headcanon discussion! | send me any headcanons you have of any character or opinion (sfw pls) and i’ll either add onto it or agree/disgaree with it

📖— “can you believe we can’t just sit around and read wattpad all day?”

fic reviews! | send me anyone of your fics (sfw) and i’ll comment my thoughts on almost every single paragraph like i would on wattpad

📰— “did you read what was in the school newsletter?”

wips! | send me this emoji with a number 1 — 200 (dude i know) and get a sneak peak at that draft/work in progress

🗞— “yeah, i don’t get how they think we’ll make friends by stuffing us in a hot gym though.”

talking! | my life is extremely boring so feel free to talk about anything in yours 😁 ajshaaj but seriously, if it’s like a crush you can’t get off your head, something you want to get off of you chest, complain about, gush over, generally talk about because you’re excited/happy about it— i’m here to listen <3

my lil message or whatever 

a few weeks ago i realized i like never mention my follower count on here and honestly, i kinda like it because i feel like not knowing makes it better you know ?? only referring to my blog because i absolutely love when people celebrate theirs and seeing all the different themes and things they try out, it’s so cool— this is just my own person preference lol

but anyways, i feel like i haven’t appreciated y'all enough because of that so i just wanted to say thank you so much for all the support and growth on this blog in only about eight months of being here

as cliche and overused as it sounds, i never expected to get to 100 followers but now we’re at three zeros like hello my bank account has never been that high— my love for y’all can not be expressed in only a few words but let’s just say my heart grows so many amounts from it,, kisses for all of you <33

tagging some of my incredible mutuals who made tumblr better <33— @kpostedsum @dracodear @mvdbldd @ameliasbitvh @l0vely-lupin @natashxromanovf @silverdelirium @cupids-crystals @selenesheart @eunoniaa @destourtereaux @gothboutique @ur-local-reality-shifter @mullthingsoverinthehotwater @dreamcxtcherr @draconisxcaput @desiredmalfoy @sarahisslytherin @mellifluousart @harmqnia @mendesxruel @babydraco04 @dracosathenaeum @dreamy-clousds @el-imaskingforyourlefthand @holden-caulfield @gxtitobxby @ang9lic @arcaneslut @fredshufflepuff @heloisedaphnebrightmore​ @magicchai​ @maybanksslut​@dracossweetprincess @buckysbiota @disartrous @ladyvesuvia @gwlvr @amourslover @with-love-anu @pogueslandia @mauvea @hellounicorn @rosaliepostsstuff @slvt4fakerealities @velvetcloxds @messrsmoonee @eloquenceflores

sorry for anyone i missed, i hit the 50 tag limit— if there was an @mutuals button, i would've pressed that. i appreciate all of you + the people who took the time to follow me and read my fics even when they were terrible and now thinking of them makes me want to run away 😩🤌🏽

here’s all of my love: 💗💞💖💓💝💘💕💗💞💖💓💝💘💕💗💞💖💓💝💘💕💗💞💖💓💝💘💕💗💞💖💓💝💘💕💗💞💖💓💝💘💕

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Hello! I have a question if you don't mind (please feel free to delete this if necessary!)

I'd love to pick your brains for a minute (not literally) because I would love to start my own blog where I write headcanons and opinions and what not but I have no idea how to get myself off the ground! And because I trust you and the brilliant things that come from your brain, I was just wondering if you had any tips or anything?

Ha en fin dag! (Have a good day! ❤)

Can't say I was afraid you were going to do that literally, anon, but alright. (And thank you for the praise, I'm very flattered.)

Unfortunately, I can't say I have much useful advice as how I got into this meta business is a little ridiculous. The story goes that I was writing fanfiction for years before this point and was a moderately popular author overall and well known in certain niches. I had a tumblr and someone asked me a question about James Potter, I answered, and then the original tumblr got so flooded with questions that I gave up and made a meta blog.

Long story short, I didn't start in just the meta and headcanon land. I just... somehow ended up here. Somehow.

But I guess what I'd advise is to do what you enjoy and just go for it. Make your post on whatever it is you want to start with, or you feel is most important, tag as you will, and send it off into the void. You have to start somewhere and trying to think of the best first post won't help you get off the ground. Keep your inbox open for questions as I find myself answering questions most days rather than making a post out of nowhere. I also find master posts useful, but that's mostly to help me find things when I need to reference material (I have doubts anyone else even bothers with the master post which makes me very sad).

Mostly just remember to have fun.

(I realize this advice may not be in any way useful but if you need any other tips feel free to send it into the inbox.)

[sup-hoes-its-me]

Adore You (Yamato x Reader)

A/N: hi guys. Yamato is your secret admirer and you are desperate to find out who's been leaving all these gifts at your doorstep. Civilian reader. Will be two parts, and since i just found out i have the coronavirus and cant leave the house, i’ll be putting out the second part very soon.

Ps i headcanon that yamato would be very shy and awkward with his crush. i also think that when he is nervous he definitely has really sweaty hands. idk thats just the vibe i get from him lol. please enjoy.

Word count: 4500

Y/N walked down the street after a long day of working in the bakery, kneading dough and icing cakes and sweets. It was a great job, and she really enjoyed the company of the two elderly owners. In her arms was another small picnic basket filled with sourdoughs and garlic loaves and cinnamon raisin buns. Those leftovers served as her breakfast, lunch, and dinner most days and it saved a lot of money on groceries.

Sometimes, she gifted the bread to friends and family though, like tonight.

As she walked the bustling streets, people walking home from work for the night, she noticed a couple of familiar faces sitting in the windows of a nearby restaurant. Feeling a little social, she walked into the restaurant and turned the corner, walking through the tables and past other booths full of people talking and drinking. It was busy tonight in Konoha, everyone getting ready for the weekend.

She came to a stop beside their table, and shifted so her basket rested in the slight curve of her hip. With her free hand she waved to the men, a small smile gracing her lips.

“Kakashi, Yamato,” she chirped, “I saw you guys in the window on my way home from work and thought I’d stop in to say hello.”

“Y/N. What a pleasant surprise.” Kakashi hummed, peering over his glass of golden liquid at his friend, who he could tell was struggling to figure out what to say or do. Yamato wasn’t normally nervous; he was very cool headed. How else would he become such an important Anbu member? But around Y/N, this woman with flour dusted in her hair and the smell of cinnamon and chocolate on her clothes, he crumbled. Just that smell alone could make Yamato lose his composure. And Kakashi knew that very well. “As a matter of fact, we were just talking about you.”

Yamato coughed on his drink, covering his mouth with his arm to keep from spitting up on the table. Even if they were just talking about her, it was completely uncalled for for Kakashi to stab him in the back like that. He turned to face the young woman who looked down at him with curiosity in her eyes.

“Really? What about?” she questioned, raising a brow.

He averted his eyes to the table again where his hand rested clutching at the glass. “We were just discussing the bakery,” he explained sheepishly, a hand going to rub the back of his neck. He felt the stress coming on, and sweat was beginning to gather on his palms. He felt ill, and more importantly, upset with the friend sitting directly across from him, smirking under that damn mask.

What an evil bastard.

“Mind if I join you guys? I could definitely use a drink.” She motioned to the seat next to Yamato, and he scooted closer to the wall to make room for her. She made sure her basket was sealed and secure before reaching over the table to Kakashi. “Can you sit this next to you? I don’t wanna take up the whole table.”

“No problem.”

She slid into the seat beside Yamato, and he realized just how small their table really was. The chair was clearly made for one person, or maybe two small people. They were just inches away. He could literally feel the heat of her thigh beside his. He was losing his mind, he was sure of it. There was absolutely no reason to act or think this way just because of a woman, a little baker from the village. No reason. It was inappropriate.

He took a deep breath and sipped on his drink. Everything was cool. Y/N L/N was cool.

“What kind of goods are you bringing home tonight?” Yamato asked calmly.

“Uh, lets see. A sourdough loaf and a garlic rosemary loaf. Also, I have about eight cinnamon buns in there,” she listed off the top of her head, “Why? You wanna take some home with you, because that’s fine. I’m not gonna eat all of it.”

“No, not this time.”

“You, Kakashi?”

“Yeah, I’ll take whatever.” It was a free meal for the next day? How could he say no to that?

The waitress came around, and Y/N ordered a tall glass of some sweet drink, something she knew wouldn’t taste like shit but would get her all warm and cozy quick, fruit juice covering up the taste of poison. “So, what were you guys talking about before I came around? I didn’t mean to interrupt you.”

“It’s good you came around, actually. We could use a woman’s opinion here.” Yamato glared at Kakashi, pleading with everything he had for the copy nin to just leave it alone. Kakashi was set in his goals though, and pushed forward with what he was saying. “It’s about Tenzo.”

An even brighter smile grew on her lips, one full of mischief and curiosity. “Oohoho? I see. What’s got you men stuck?” She loved to gossip, it was just something so interesting in her mundane life. Surely, it wasn’t as interesting to shinobi who almost die all the time and always have something to do, but for a village girl who goes home every night to read and eat bread, and then go to work where she just makes and sells said bread, a bit of juicy personal information really intrigued her.

“It’s honestly not a big deal-”

“Our boy here, he’s got a crush.”

Her eyes widened and suddenly, she felt the urge to down even more of her drink. He was interested in someone? She never expected that. He was always so quiet and calm, and kept to himself. He didn’t seem like the type to ever care about someone in that way. She sighed, taking a long sip on her drink, which tasted like peaches and oranges. At least it was sweet enough to help her curb the impending sadness.

Maybe she was stupid for it, but she cared for Yamato. He was such a sweet and kind man, so earnest and gentle. He was everything good about her mornings, when he would walk in and ask for the same hot cross bun to start his day. He would smile and compliment the cake decorating she was working on, and tell her about his missions and what he had to do for the day.

Perhaps Y/N had the tiniest of crushes on Yamato. It was something she would never reveal to anyone else, but it was true. She couldn’t deny herself that fact.

Kakashi stared at the woman, gauging her reaction to the statement. From the way she immediately went to sip away half of the drink in her glass, and the way her shoulders curled in on themselves, he could guess how she was feeling. He wasn’t usually a fan of meddling in other people’s business, but he was beginning to feel tired of Yamato complaining day in and day out about how he could never get the girl or express his feelings. He was afraid of rejection, as sad as that might be.

He was just there to give them a push in the right direction.

“I see.”

“What do you think he should do? What do the civilian girls like?”

This crush was just another civilian. It would be one thing if he fell in love with a kunoichi, someone she would never be able to compete with, but the thought of him choosing another normal woman over her, the envy practically oozed from her pores. What did this other girl have that Y/N didn’t?

Y/N ordered another drink when the waitress walked by. And then another after she drank the second one. Might as well get more down and drown out these jealous thoughts.

Meanwhile, she listed off things that random women normally like when men do for them, things she didn't really care about like chocolates and asking them out to dinner and giving them stuffed animals. Boring things. Things they all already knew. Kakashi agreed that the advice was kinda bland, and he could have come up with that easily.

Yamato eyed her down nervously as she practically chugged the rest of her drink. The woman wasn’t a big drinker, just a couple innocent cocktails here or there, never with the intention of getting drunk.

“You okay, Y/N?”

“Yes, I’m perfectly fine,” she told him smoothly. “Anyway, I’m not done telling you all about us village girls.”

The third drink came by and she sighed, taking another long sip. At least it tasted good, that made it easy to drink and drink and drink.

“Maybe you should slow down.”

“Maybe you should worry about yourself. I’m grown. I can handle myself, Yamato.” He felt a pang in his chest at her sharp words, ones that he’d never really heard directed toward him. She scolded Kakashi on the daily for being a pervert, but only kind words met Yamato’s ears previously. “Anyway, about this girl. Have you tried getting her anything as a gift? The things I listed before? Love notes? That sorta thing?”

He shook his head. “Well, no. I haven’t tried anything yet.”

“That’s the thing about you, Tenzo. You’re so modest. If you want the girl, you need to go in and get her. You need to show her what she means to you, since you can’t bring yourself to just outright tell her.”

“The whole bold displays of affection aren’t my thing.”

She hummed, her head lolling from side to side as she twirled the straw of her drink in between her fingers. “Maybe you should try some roundabout approach since you’re so scared of rejection. Send her anonymous letters and gifts, give her little clues that it’s you and see how she reacts.”

“Like a secret admirer?"

“Exactly! That’s sooo romantic. I wish some guy would do that shit for me.”

Kakashi raised a brow. “Oh, really?”

“Of course. I’m almost 27 and I’ve never had a long lasting relationship. I just want some guy to really, I don’t know, just love me. Love who I am, not hook up with me for my body or-or only pretend to like me for coupons on bread,” she complained, quite loudly as well. “Fuck those guys and their bread discounts...”

“Y/N-”

“I’d suggest you do something like that for your crush. Make her feel like you really care about her mind and soul.” Y/N clutched her hand over her heart and squeezed the front of her dress. “So many men nowadays act like horny teenagers, and us ladies are sick of it.”

She really did not need to go into such detail, and Yamato could tell she was drinking too much. Y/N would never say these things aloud if she were completely in her right mind. He felt rude just sitting there letting her rant on and on, exposing her own feelings to the table. But at the same time, he was grateful to know what she wanted in a lover. She never really let on what her romantic life was like, other than single for the most part.

That is what he and Kakashi were discussing before she came around. He was desperate to sweep her off her feet and woo her, to make revealing his feelings easier. Kakashi told him to just go to the bakery and tell her right then and there, but that was just too bold. He wasn’t going to go in without a plan, it was irrational.

“Yamato, I’m telling you, if this woman rejects you, she’s fucking stupid. You’re a catch. You and Kashi over there, both of you could get any woman you want, and that’s a fact.” the woman waved her hand to emphasize her point, only to knock the rest of her fourth drink over into her lap, sticky syrup soaking into her apron and through to her skirt. “Oh man.”

“I think it’s time for you to head home, little miss Y/N,” Kakashi chimed in, “This is exactly why we don’t bring you to bars, you know.”

“Shush. I am fine.”

Yamato sighed, motioning with his hands for her to move to the edge of the seat. He rolled his eyes at her words, knowing she was talking out the ass. “Yeah, yeah. Just get up, Y/N. I’m taking you home.”

Both men were surprised when she lifted her hand and pushed him away from her. Her glare was intense, anger behind those eyes. “No! Not you. I want Kakashi to walk me home.” The man was taken aback by the harshness in her tone. She was normally calm tempered, but her head was spinning and she was obviously growing moody.

“That’s fine by me. Yamato, you’ll pick up the bill for us and uh, clean this mess, right?” Kakashi smirked as he slid out from the booth and picked up her bag of baked goods. She followed suit, climbing out of her seat and grabbing onto the shinobi’s arm tightly. He really couldn’t care any less about her nonsense. It had been so long since they became friends, he’d seen her in every mood imaginable, and much drunker than this. He’s walked her home more than a few times in their past years.

“Curse you, cheap-ass.”

“Gotta go.”

With that, the white haired man walked out the restaurant with a woman in tow. They lived in the same direction, so he started down the street as she stumbled after him, tripping occasionally on pebbles. He felt bad for his friend, really. But the answer was clear as day now. Y/N cared for Yamato a lot more than she let on. It was just up to one of them to make a move. He couldn't do everything for them.

She tripped along beside him, letting her head fall against his shoulder a few times. Her eyes slid up to the man’s masked face, and he felt her hands begin to quiver a bit around his arm, just a tiny bit, but it was still there. Those little, very-telling, tremors.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” he asked gently, knowing she would immediately spill whatever was stuck on her mind.

“Kashi, why does Tenzo want some other village girl?” she questioned, her cheeks puffing out and her eyes getting watery with tears. “Why doesn’t he want me? I want him so badly, it hurts right here.” she placed her free hand over her stomach and gagged. “I might throw up, it hurts so much.”

“Trust me, it’s gonna be okay,” he hushed, a tiny smile on his lips. He didn’t want to reveal too much to her, but it was just so amusing pulling the strings like this. Two of his friends, one a subordinate and the other a sneaky baker, falling for each other right in front of him. With all the work piling up, this was definitely a refreshing take.

“Also, you shouldn't throw up. It'll burn your throat, you know.”

She nodded, and just clutched onto her stomach as they made their way down the narrow alleyways toward her small apartment. He unlocked the door for her when she struggled to fit the key into the tiny hole that blurred together with everything else. He was a good friend, she thought, and made a mental note to thank him next time she saw him. Well, she tried to make a mental note, but when her body hit the mattress in the corner of her small studio, she found herself drifting away.

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God, her head hurt so badly she thought her skull was cracking open right then and there, as she lifted her head from her pillow. Light shined in through the window only to make things worse than before. She looked around the room and noticed that her coat was hung up properly on the hook and her shoes were sitting by the door. Her basket rested atop her counter.

Most importantly, on her nightstand sat a glass of water and a couple pills, ready for her to take the moment she woke up. Kakashi or Yamato must have walked her home and put her to bed. They were very nice men, she enjoyed having them as friends, she just worried she had made a drunken fool of herself last night in front of them. She rarely drank heavily, for that reason. She couldn’t even remember what happened, just that she met them at the restaurant and then the rest fell empty in her mind, little images blending together until she couldn’t decipher a thing that happened. She was more than ashamed.

How could she lose control of herself so casually, she wondered. She never even wanted to drink, much less enough to give her this searing headache. Something must have happened last night that influenced her decisions. Maybe she had a drinking contest with Kakashi like that one time before. If so, that was completely uncalled for on the man’s part. He knew her tolerance.

Nevertheless, she needed to get ready for work. A hangover wasn’t enough to heed the workings of the bakery.

She took the pills, and threw off her covers, walking over to her counter to take out one of the cinnamon rolls, taking a big bite to curb her hunger pains. After taking a moment to compose herself, she got ready for work. If she was late, she knew the owners would be forgiving, but she still felt bad regardless. She was going to walk in looking like a complete disaster.

As she headed out her door that morning, she stumbled on something sitting right at the foot of her doorstep on the welcome mat. Resting there, in a tiny little ceramic pot, stood a bonsai tree, trimmed and cared for perfectly. Her eyes scanned the area for who could have set it there, but met only empty space.

Hesitantly, she picked it up and brought it into her home. There was no note attached, nothing to signal who’d given it to her. Just a little tree that she would put on her window sill. It was strange, she had to admit that, to receive an anonymous gift at such an hour. She’d have to ask her friends about it later on to see if one of them had given it to her, for reasons she didn’t know.

But as the days went by, and those days turned into weeks, she continued to receive gifts every few days. More tiny trees in pots, sometimes flowers in little glass vases. None of them at first had anything attached until the most recent piece which when she picked it up to take into her home, a folded piece of paper sat beneath the vase. She made sure to pick it and put it in her apron to read on her break when she went to work. She didn’t have the time when she woke up only about 20 minutes before she was due at her job.

She was more than grateful for the little garden she was accumulating on her window sill, the beautiful flowers and trees somehow surviving despite her little knowledge of taking care of them. She stopped by a flower store in town to get some fertilizer just to keep them alive. It would be a shame if they died since someone was being so kind as to give them to her.

With her boring life, the flowers brought a smile to her face and a warmth in her heart that she hadn’t felt before. Regardless of who was leaving the items there, she felt like she was important to someone. Some person was taking time out of their day to show they cared about her.

Truthfully, she’d be lying if she said she hadn’t wished it was Yamato leaving her gifts. She’d been attracted to the man for quite some time, ever since they met really. He was just so strong and brave, and awkward in a cute kind of way. He was truly the only man of her affections, and she could only dream she was the object of his as well.

It was more than unlikely though. He was a strong ninja of the leaf. The chances of someone that amazing wanting to be with someone as simple as the town baker were lower than she wanted to admit. He most likely had his eyes set on some gorgeous kunoichi like Shizune or Kurenai. Someone he could relate to, really.

It was embarrassing to even admit she had a crush on him. It made her feel so tiny and weak, knowing that she wasn’t his ideal.

So she pushed that thought from her mind. Yamato would never be interested in her, and he most certainly not the one leaving her little notes and plants.

What she did know was that this person was a shinobi. Maybe not Yamato, but they were definitely a shinobi. She set up a trap, at least one she thought a normal person would fall for. Right before her door, she set up a tiny trip wire made of floss at the perfect level for someone to pull loose when they walked up to leave a gift on her welcome mat. Her room was at the very end of the hallway, so there was no way anyone else except her secret admirer was the one to set off the trap. Any normal person without the high perception of a shinobi would set off the trap and she would be able to narrow down the results to a civilian.

Only, the morning after she set up the trip wire, when she opened her door, there sat another bouquet of flowers, as well as an untripped strip of floss.

This person had to be a shinobi. She concluded. It was the only explanation in her mind, desperate to find out who the mystery person was all this time.

As she walked the streets that afternoon after the store had closed, her eyes honed in on Yamato, who stood next to a vegetable stand picking up some groceries. Immediately, she turned on her heel and cornered him between the squash and the sweet potatoes.

“Yamato, I need to talk to you. It’s urgent. Do you mind?” she practically demanded, and his eyes widened. He did not expect such an abrupt conversation between them. He shifted awkwardly to rest his grocery bag in the crook of his elbow and lean on his left side, arms crossed over his chest.

He knew what she wanted to talk about. It was about those gifts that he had been giving her. It was just a matter of whether she had figured out it was him or not, that was the question. He was kinda hoping she didn’t know yet. He was not ready to face what came after the reveal, rejection or otherwise. He really hadn’t thought it that far out yet. How could he. Just thinking up love notes and what plants to give her next was more than enough to worry about.

But damn, when he looked down at her, hair dusted with flour from a days work, a smudge of cake batter still on her forearm, apron a complete mess, he wanted to cave and tell her everything. She was just so beautiful, so clumsily perfect he couldn’t help but lose his train of thought. He swore he’d never seen a woman more perfect than her, not even Naruto’s sexy jutsu could come close to this girl.

He found his ears heating up and no doubt turning red at the thoughts running through his mind, and he was quick to smother them down. He was not irrationally emotional. Hell, he was ANBU, he should be able to control his emotions down to a tee.

“Yes, Y/N?”

“I have a secret admirer, and I know they are a shinobi.”

He felt himself growing nervous. How had she deduced that? “Ah, that’s definitely exciting for you. How do you know it’s a shinobi?”

“I know because I set up a tripwire last night and the person didn’t set it off, so I know they are coordinated enough to avoid it. This isn’t just some random village boy. This is someone skilled.”

“Y/N, he could have very well just avoided the trap with his natural gait, don’t you think?” he tried to reason with her, try to get her off his trail. Admittedly, he thought she was quite clever for setting up the trap. When he walked over it the night before, he swore it was just a spider web. He didn’t even consider the possibility of a trap in his way.

If only he could throw her off his scent. He needed more time. He couldn’t confess to her now. It was too abrupt, too sudden. He would probably die.

“No, I’m convinced it’s a shinobi.”

Shit. “Well, what are you going to do now?”

She thought for a short moment on what she was going to say, tapping her foot on the ground beside her. Her eyes widened and she smiled at the thought that ran through her mind. Of course, it was so obvious. “The gifts come sporadically, so I know that the shinobi can’t leave gifts when they are on missions. Next time there is a long break in gifts, I will just ask around to figure out who has been on a mission for a while. Bam, I’ve got my answer. It’s foolproof.”

She really had thought this through more than him. She was too good, and he felt himself panicking. He had a weeklong mission in 3 days, and if she asked anyone, they would tell her it was him. He felt moisture gather up at his brow, and he internally cursed his situation. He had to find some way out of this mess without her figuring out it was him.

“Yeah, that could definitely work. I hope it all works out for you, Y/N,” he lied through his teeth.

“I know. I’m just smart like that, aren’t I?”

“You sure are,” he muttered, but honestly, he just wanted to go off and find Kakashi. He needed to talk to him. His eyes slid away from Y/N and he sighed. “I’ve got to go, but I’ll see you around, yeah?”

“Yeah, of course. Don’t forget to stop by before your next mission to get some of our special food pills, okay? I just made a new batch and you can try them free of charge. Anything for a fella as handsome as yourself.” She laughed, shifting her weight to press a hand to her hip.

Jeez. There was no good reason for her looking so adorable. Calling him handsome as well? It was all too much for his heart to handle. Needless to say, he felt like he was going to explode if he didn’t walk away right then. With that, he simply nodded before patting her shoulder. “Like I said, gotta go.”

“Oh, okay. See you around.”

“See you.”

He walked away quickly, heading in the direction of Kakashi’s apartment, knowing he just had to do something about the mess he was currently in, and ways to avoid the inevitable. His heart was racing so fast he thought he might be having a heart attack. How could he be swayed so easily by a pretty face. He had no idea, but he really wanted it to stop. For the sake of his sanity, he needed to learn to be calm around her.

He would tell her soon, get all this off his chest and share his true feelings. He just needed a bit more time.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Rules and Other things!

Cake Mun here! Gonna drop some little things so we all stay drama free!

☢ Don’t be a dick.

☢ Please do not tag my Axel art as ‘Kin, Me’ or anything in that regard. I put myself into my drawings, they are part of me. I am flattered you feel a connection to my muse or art but it is an expression of myself.

☢Please do not interact if you use Gacha to rp with. If you use it and we follow one another please tag it. This is due to a bad past experience.

☢ No asks regarding IRL movies, other games or people. This is a MCSM blog and interacts with Minecraft content  

☢☢☢ DO NOT come to me about your problems. I am not a counselor/therapist, I am not here to vent to about why you are sad or what is bothering you. This is a blog I play to have fun, not deal with a strangers problems. I got my own life and problems going on and I do not need that stress in my life. Unless we are super close internet friends and we both mutually are okay to vent about stuff do not dump your issues on me.

☢ Let’s keep our drama in our RPs please.

☢ No Godmodding/Metagaming

☢ See something you don’t like and you want it tagged? Let me know! I’ll create a tag for ya friend!

☢ Feel free to approach me in Ask or IMs if you want to chat/plot or whatever.

☢ Relationships/ Friendships: Unless you are from the mcsm main cast Axel probably doesn’t know you. Please do not force auto relationships/ ties / friendships, he’d be happy to get to know your muse.

☢ Shipping: Yes, I do indeed ship Axel, but this big goof isn’t good at romance. He may also not return someone’s feelings. Autoship/romance  is a big no-no.

* This is a MULTISHIP blog. - What that means is I ship Axel with many people. In any case that a ship happens it is in its own separate universe.

☢ NSFW Content: Mun and Muse are ADULTS so nsfw implications, gore and suggestive questions are fine and tagged accordingly for anyone wanting to avoid that kind of content.  There will be no smut whatsoever on this blog.

☢ Selective with OC rps. This means I may be willing to rp with your character depending how they are presented. I need to know bit about them, having a character page for your OC will help me decide if I want to rp with you or not. Please don’t be offended if I reject an rp with your OC.

I will likely reject rping with an OC if they do not have a character page or that you do not read my rules before sending in a start/ask to rp.

☢ When I reply to asks or Rp I may draw something, I may not draw anything at all. I do art because it makes me happy but I don’t think its necessary all the time.

*Speaking of replies, Do not feel pressured to match my post length, however please do not post one liners. If I have nothing to go off of on your reply it is frustrating and takes me longer to get back to you.

* If it has been a week since I last replied, feel free to poke me, I may have missed your post!

☢ My headcanons for Axel are not absolute. Don’t press them on other rpers,

☢ Mun and Muse are not same person, they have different opinions. If Axel does not like your character please don’t think that I am personally attacking you. It all depends on your chemistry and what kind of impression you make on the guy. If you try to force him to like your character chances are it will turn out badly.

☢ I do take Magic Anons. But I reserve the right to refuse them.

I will edit and change these rules as I see fit.

[psychicdreamfriendoperator]

Rules & Tagging System

last updated: Oct/28/2022 | main masterlist

ABOUT ME

This blog only has one mod; I refer to myself as "Psychic", feel free to do the same :)

My preferred pronouns are they / them.

I've read all the manga, and I'm up-to-date with the anime.

I'm Afro-Caribbean! If you are too, feel free to say ‘hello’— it's always so lonely in fandom spaces!

I draw, though the majority of my artwork is not Beastars related, so, I don't post it here.

I'm a bit anxious, so I sometimes take a while to respond to some things 😅 I promise I'm not ignoring you!

I sometimes make use of tone tags, but, you don't have to use them around me

If you identify as an “anti” or are against those who identify as “proship”, ”anti-anti”, or similar ideologies, please be mindful that I myself could be considered a “proshipper”. See here for further details.

Thank you for being respectful!

ASKS + RULES

My ask box is always open, but I don't always do asks in the order I receive them; I write whenever inspiration hits me haha

Don't be afraid to specify or ask for certain things in asks! If by chance it's something I can't/won’t write, I’ll let you know

I won't write OC-centric things . . . sorry!

I write a lot of things here: drabbles, headcanons, reader inserts, shipping drabbles . . . but, you don't need to limit yourself to sending asks about those! If anyone wants to share their own headcanons, or gush about their OCs, that's totally okay — just please don't dump your story ideas on me.

NSFW

NSFW writings are tagged as: “nsfw”; feel free to block that tag if you don't want to see things related to it.

I will never include NSFW content in headcanons//imagines unless it's been explicitly requested.

I don't mind kinkier things, but I draw the line at the things written below:

X's reaction to: Y's dick, breasts, muscles, etc

Watersports // fecal play // enemas, etc

Rape // dubious consent // other, questionable content*

[*Use your best judgement pertaining to "other, questionable content"; if you aren't sure, send the ask. If it is rejected for whatever reason, I will privately post why!]

TAGGING SYSTEM

I use a lot of tags mainly because I want people to be able to filter my blog for the content they want to see ... and also because I get very uncomfortable if things aren't organised.

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POSTS

triggers ... "tw [trigger]"

fandom discourse [opinions about the series] ... "discourse"

things related to manning this blog ... "mod post"

headcanons about the beastars world itself ... "worldbuilding"

not safe for work // suggestive content ... "nsfw"

headcanons + imagines ... "beastars headcanons" + "beastars imagines"

reader inserts ... "beastars x reader" + "beastarsxreader"

things made by paru ... "paru itagaki"

art I've made ... "my art"

[no longer in use circa Dec/28/22] content that the anime has not yet adapted ... "spoilers"

answered asks ... "ask"

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REBLOGS

reblogged artwork ... "reblog: art" + "[artist]"

reblogged headcanons // imagines ... "reblog: headcanons"

reblogged fandom discourse or discussions ... "reblog: discourse"

reblogged fanfics ... "reblog: fics"

reblogged analysis ... "reblog: analysis"

reblogged content that is not any of the above ... "reblog"

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CHARACTERS

writings that feature a character prominently ... "beastars [character]"

writings that feature ALL the members of a specific group ... "beastars [group]" (ex: "beastars shishigumi")

writings that mention a character ... "beastars [character] mention"

[madame-wilsonn]

Anna’s Grand Ball

You are solicited to attend a Grand Ball in honor of @madame-wilsonn reaching 100 followers. It will be held at Lady Anna’s blog on Sunday, October 24th and will last until Monday, November the 1st, 7:00pm (Paris time)

Anyone who receives this invitation is welcomed to join, come wearing your fanciest garment and feel free to bring a guest.

To participate, please send one of the following emoji to my inbox:

🎩 - play the abc: send me this along a character (Shelby brothers, Alfie Solomons or Henry Wilson) and a letter from my cute alphabet, i will write a small headcanon about it!

👗 - receive some love: I will send you in your inbox some compliments whether it is about you or your blog!

✨ - moodboard: send me a little bit about yourself and I will make you a moodboard. I won’t take more than 5 requests for this one. /5

🥂- games: FMK, would you rather, any game that comes to your mind.

🎻 - random headcanon: send me the name of a character (any Peaky character or Henry Wilson) and I will give you a headcanon I have for them

🏰 - ask me anything: self explanatory, send me questions if you want to know more about me, if you need advice, my opinions on some topic, whatever you want!

tagging some mutuals: @tommydoesntpayforsuits @retromafia @lizyshores @adaisnotashelby @tatianapetrovna @penwieldingdreamer @smallheathgangsters @vintunnavaa

Please send everything in my inbox and if you want to block this content, I will be tagging everything 100 followers celebration. If you have questions or you’re unsure of something, send me an ask or a dm and now that I’ve said everything, let’s have some fun!