#anyway for anyone who read all that I'm sorry about your brainrot

[churipu]

Ipinnn hear me out. Gojo sees his gf reader (who is stoic, a typical intj lol) saved his contact on her phone as "pretty boy". Note: reader never calls him any petname. Not even babe. Please your take on this😗😗 this thought has been plaguing my mind.

An intj char>> Wednesday Addams

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 !

────── 𝕴 . featuring. gojo satoru x fem! reader

────── 𝕴 . warnings. nothing, happy reading :)

note. hi hi nonnie, i'm so so so so sorry for the late update on your ask. i know you had a follow up ask and told me that this isn't a request, but i really wanted to write one for gojo because, honestly, gojo, brainrot. yes. anyways, i hope you enjoy this <3

"baby, can i please borrow your phone? i need to ring nanami for a mission," gojo poked your cheek — a couple of times at that, his blindfold holding back his white locks like a bandana, "i forgot to charge mine last night, please please?"

you cocked your head to the side where your phone laid right by your thigh, "password's your birthday."

gojo almost choked on his own saliva at the sound of his own birthday being your phone's password. a small device that's somehow supposed to be your safe sanctuary. considering how you don't have the sweetest tongue, this was a big honor for him.

he dived right beside you, clicking his birthday into the password engine and like you said — it unlocked the phone. gojo spared you a glance, "'ts really my birthday? your password's my birthday?"

humming in agreement, you then felt his lips land on your cheek. grazing your skin gently, "i thought you knew?"

gojo shook his head, "i didn't, but now i do!"

the man respects your privacy like you respected his, and so like his earlier words — he placed the phone to his ear after clicking in various numbers. it took him a while to start speaking, specifically after the third try.

you just knew nanami was ignoring his calls.

gojo began scolding, supposedly nanami who was on the other line regarding his late actions in picking up the call (which was not a rare occurrence at all) — but dived back in the topic pretty quickly, mentioning a mission a couple of times along with the name of itadori yuuji, whom you vividly recognized as sukuna's vessel.

your boyfriend then ended the call after cheerfully marveling out a goodbye. and just then, like something dawned upon you, your eyes traveled to him, "can you help me send a message to you."

gojo raises his brow in apparent confusion, but he nodded anyways, "to me? about what? why don't you just say it to me now, baby? 'm right here, why do you have to send me a message?"

"because there are a lot of things i want to ask for the next time you go on a mission," you mutter.

he tapped on your phone screen a couple of times, eyebrows furrowing deeply, "baby, why aren't i in your messages? did you block me?" his heart dropped to his stomach when he showed you the phone screen.

you wondered why he never bothered on checking the various profile pictures that sat inside a small sphere right beside their respectable contact names — sighing, you grabbed your phone and showed him the screen again, "what do you mean? you're pinned, right there," you pointed your index finger towards the message at the very top.

gojo blinked his cerulean blue eyes vigorously, eyeing the contact. my pretty boy. with a red heart emoji he never saw you use along your messages to anyone, not even him.

but there his contact sat on the very top, with a nickname, and an emoji. his mouth formed a little 'o' and he looks at you, "you named me your pretty boy?" his voice came out delicate, as if he was still washed over in surprise.

nodding your head, gojo slipped himself into your embrace, leaning his head into the space in between your neck and shoulder blade. his soft breaths hitting your skin, "satoru?"

"'m so happy, i could die." he dramatically whispers, "i'm pinned, you gave me a nickname, and then a red heart emoji? baby, do you know how happy that makes me?"

he slightly pulls back from you, staring into your eyes as you slowly shake your head, wondering what has gotten into him this time.

"did you really think i'd name anyone else that when you're my boyfriend, 'toru?" you questioned him, poking his cheek, "you didn't even question about my pinned message too."

gojo leaned his forehead towards yours, "what can i say? it's not like you could cheat on someone like me, 'm too charming," he teases you with a small smile before pressing a quick kiss to the tip of your nose, resulting in you scrunching it up slightly.

"whatever you say," you tell him, "what i was going to tell you is that — could you bring me back a lot of kikufuku next time? you ate everything last time and i didn't get any."

he chuckles, "anything for you, and yes you did get a lot."

"if one piece out of twelve is a lot, then i'm sorry for being dramatic," gojo laughs softly at the sight of how serious you looked while saying the said statement, "why're you laughing?"

he shook his head, "you're just too cute."

"can you send the message now so you won't forget the next time? and pin it, please. i really want them," gojo tangled his slender fingers in your hair, brushing them back.

"baby, i could get them for you right now, you know that?"

"i know, but you seemed very busy today so i could wait until you finish a mission," you mumbled, hand on his arm, rubbing them up and down his skin, "didn't want to bother you today."

gojo frowns a bit, "you're never a bother, say it. come on, say it."

you eye him oddly, "say what?"

"that you want me to go get you some kikufuku, three box, six box, ten, a hundred, you name me a number and i'll get them for you right now." he cooed — he brushed his lips against the side of your face, "come on, 'm waiting."

breaking a ghost of a smile, you nod, "i want them now, two box. one for you and one for me," raising up two fingers.

gojo nodded, "two box it is, pretty boy express coming through," he finally pecked your lips delightfully.

© CHURIPU 2024 , DO NOT COPY OR REPOST ANYWHERE

[angels-fantasy]

Girlyyyy I love your writing I just binged all your fics 😭😭😭 but anyway, I have a request.

Yknow how Bakugou is a comfort character to a lot of people, what if Reader was his favourite character from his favourite show (maybe a slice of life or romance anime where we're the second lead or a character who's not the main) and Bakugou listens to asmr audios of us or actively follows many accounts who write fanfictions about us and simp for us like we do for him 😔

This has been living rent free in my mind, so please indulge me 😔😔

You're His Favorite Character HeadCanons (Request)

Details: this is just me yapping tbh

Word Count: 202

imagining bakugou simp over someone is actually so funny LMAOO i love this idea thank you for it your mind is so powerful. btw i'm doing this in a more head-canon style if that's okay! i honestly couldn't really think of a plot for this but i really liked the idea 😭 if u ever wanna keep talking about it tho you can definitely message me or send more stuff to my inbox!! i love talking so don't be shy

firstly i feel like when he first starts watching anime, he'd watch more action packed ones, but slowly got into romance after he found the anime you were in!!

i think if it was a romance anime that'd be really cute. though you wouldn't be the main character, but the main characters best friend or something so you don't have a love interest bc Bakugou would probably get jealous tee hee

also if he read fics about you, he'd def go for some classic fluff me thinks. or maybe like an enemies to lovers!! i think he'd like a little angst with it as well, bc he's an angsty boy

i think that he would read all about your character and rewatch clips of you on youtube, yk? idk thats what i do for characters i really like lolol.

he'd probably be really secretive about his crush on you and make sure to not let anyone know he watches y/n asmr videos 😩 omg and if your character has merch he'd def buy it, maybe even a figure or something too!

but ultimately he's just obsessed with you and thinks your gorgeous and you guys are in love in his head 😍

authors note

i'm so sorry this was so short 😞 i hope you still enjoyed it! thank you sm for your message :)

tags for bakugou fics: @doumadono @shonen-brainrot

[pjofancalledbelle]

please, please, please~ Leo Valdez x Aphrodite reader

A/N: Guess who's back on the writing grind.... ME! Btw get ready for a yapfest just skip it.

Idk if anyone actually wants these cause my silly posts that take me two mintuets to read gets more interactions but whatever. I wanna try and make these look pretty but i dont know how so I'll have research cause it's killing me how ugly how ugly it is. Also I wanna say IM A MINOR I DO NOT WRITE SMUT! Thats just cause i got a smut request but i literally don't feel comfortable writing it or putting it online so sorry yall. Anyway here's your daily dose of Leo content cause he's bad boy supreme.

Warnings~ cringy and brainrot use, swearing

contents~ Leo's a loveable idiot that uses brainrot like his life depends on it.

word count~ 390

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"Urm... what the sigma?" Is what your boyfriend said as you walked into bunker 9. You weren't sure what he meant when he said stuff like that but it was embarrassing. Ever since he'd figured out how to make phones that didn't alert monsters of your whereabouts he'd ranked his screen time up to 9 hours and kept saying odd terms.

"What does that meannnnn?" You ask quickly walking into the bunker before anyone could possibly see you, the prettiest and friendliest, child of Aphrodite hanging around bunker nine and in extension Leo. You weren't ashamed of him... no more worried about what would happen if he ended up calling it off. Piper was the only one who knew about this little thing going on because your other half siblings that someone would have to have bad taste and judgement to date him. However, all the sneaking around ended today when Leo expressed how it felt being kept like a secret.

"It means your the alpha skibdi rizzler of my heart." He said putting his little tinkering project down and wrapping his arms around your waist beaming at you with a twinkle in his brown eyes. Normal boyfriends would call their partner darling or baby but you didn't have normal you had Leo. Scrawny, mischievous Leo.

At first, you lean into his arms but then you notice all the oil on him and playfully shove him away as one of his dirty hands come up to cup your cheek. "Hey, watch the money maker, Valdez. If you ruin my outfit I will cry . And your weird terms still make zero sense." You say not being able to help the smile that came across your lips. Gods, he was cute covered in oil and when he was ruining it with his brainrot vocab.

Pouting, Leo moved back and grabbed a rag to clean himself off, he was so ready for today you were half expecting him to burst out singing 'for the first time in forever' like Anna in frozen. "Fine, fine. So... you ready to tell the world your dating the one and only Leo Valdez?" He asked in a cocky tone as he leaned on his workbench trying to hide the childlike excitement that you could tell was brewing under the service.

"mhm, just don't embarrass me mother fucker."

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A/N~ Hope you liked this my requets are open and I'm working on getting the ones I got before I had a tiny mental breakdown. (I'm fine just geography.) So read them in and give me anything I could improve on. I think I'll write some to save for if I get like that again or go through writers block.

[fatuismooches]

Hello smooches, its 🥝 anon. I'm sorry for not popping up on ur inbox for a very long time again (health issues, again.) i hope that you are doing well! I see so many Dotty's rambling when i scroll down a bit and honestly i can't wait to read all of it 🙏🛐 (and also hoping to see just a bit of Capitano content from u-)

So.. Remember when i said last time that i have a brainrot about Capitano's Childhood Crush with fragile!reader? In ur Capitano Childhood Crush fic, reader always sends a lot of letters to him but he never recieved them, right? (It was disheartening, just like what u said on the fic..) And, Well..

Imagine that all of the letters are about reader telling him about their conditions, their illness getting worse and worse, until the last one about reader wanting to see him again for last time..

When Capitano wanted to see them again, he sends some of his Fatui agents to search for reader whereabouts (since it would be too dangerous for reader's safety if he is the one who come to them, also he never see them among the crowds for a very long time whenever he and his troops came back, reader always come to see him..).

Now, imagine his reaction when his agents told him that reader is already dead a long time ago or when he finally found all of reader's letters 😔

I'm trying to make my ask not too long, æügh 😩😭 i'm sorry if its messy- 😭 anyways, sending virtual hugs for u smooches for still feeding us Harbinger content for more than a year now 🤗💞🛐 as always, bless u and ur big brain writings

-a rotten 🥝 anon

(Also recently, i saw an "early" story leak about the next region on twt that we will have Dottore boss fight in Natlan instead of Capitano. Idk if its true or not, but if its true.. then, i guess you guys Dottore lovers better prepare for him now 👀 i want to see some C6R5 Dotty mains here)

HI 🥝 ANON!! I MISSED YOU! And don't worry about popping in! I want you to take care of yourself first above all! I hope you enjoy the plentiful Dottore brainrots though :3 (and i promise to post some Capitano brainrots. Just for you.) BUT AHHH THIS BRAINROT... WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SAD. (Yes, I remember when I put that in my fic! I can't believe it was so long ago though- you made me go back and reread it 😭)

Imagine if you live in a secluded part of Snezhnaya. It's quiet and pretty with only the servants in the house to keep you company. Capitano let you stay here instead of the mansion because staying in that big house without him would probably make you sadder. Though you are already sad without him, it's a bit better. But you spend a lot of time writing him letters. It was a habit of yours, telling him what you've done all this time even though he's not here. Some letters get sent, some don't. But you always put the happier stuff in the letters that get sent to him. He's out doing a lot of hard work, you don't want to bother him with your illness! Though anyone could see the lingering sadness in your letters. However, the battlefield is a tough place and the long distance doesn't help your case. Things are bound to get lost and go missing. So you're left waiting, and waiting, and waiting for your husband's replies that never come... Eventually, you stop sending them, instead keeping them in a box.

Although Capitano is busy with his mission, he wonders why you haven't reached out to him. Amidst the war and battle, he does look forward to your sweet letters, perhaps your handwriting may not be the best, but he loves to see how his darling is doing. He of course focuses on his duties, but he always thinks of you. So it wouldn't hurt to send an agent to report on you, since clearly communication isn't the best right now. When the soldier arrives and hears of your demise, he isn't sure how to break the news to his Harbinger. All he can do is hope that the letter makes it to him after the battle is over, so morale isn't too down. And it does. The Fatui win this battle, and the letter comes just in time. Ah, finally he can see how you're doing, Capitano thinks. But when he reads the first sentence, he's... well, I can't explain his emotions very well. Empty would be a good word. Why? Why didn't he know? Couldn't something have been done? You were find before he left, how did your condition worsen that quickly?

He won't know, because he won't ever hear your voice again.

AND YEAHHH i saw that leak too but. To be honest i don't really believe it, a bunch of story leaks have turned out to be trolls so tbh i don't really pay attention to them anymore, especially when they're so far into the future 😅 But my c6r1 Arlie savings are going strong right now! (400 wishes >:)

[rosenlily-aka-choconut]

Hi friend, I've been having a kim bum obsession lately, and your blog is totally not helping 😍😍

I been loving his acting so much cos he's got the littlest details down pat. Like most actors just have a few different facial expressions but KB has endless facial expressions. Like just a subtle eye movement or eyebrow twitch can change his entire expression. Like from a soulful loving expression to one of worry/troubled. I love versatile actors and KB can do everythingggg. I'm such a details oriented person and I love love LOVE observing actors' facial expressions and KB has so much to analyse and admire and break down because all his facial expressions have such subtle differences between them. Also, he's so handsome 😍😍😍😍 he's gorgeous I can look at him forever. If you read my brainrot until here ilysm girlypop

tldr: he's so hot his facial expressions are amazing

Yah, you missed mentioning his gorgeous dimples! And his singing skills 😀😀

Hello there!

Thank you for writing in! And… sorry, but not sorry because my blog, too, like me is crazy about the man😂

I totally get what you’re going through. I couldn’t stop gushing over him since I watched TOTNT a couple of years back. Anyone who’s familiar with my blog will know that I was earlier a LDW fangirl, starting with Goblin and working through his dramas. TOTNT was the last one - I started it for LDW but fell hard for Mr. Kim Beom. Since then there’s no looking back ♥️♥️

I can chat endlessly about the man himself and most of his characters, Rang especially because he’s… special 🥰🥰

Where do I begin… everything about KB is worth gushing over. The man can switch from Lee Rang to Go Seung-tak with just his expressions and body language. And Lee Ro-joon is the hottest villain I’ve seen. I ended up rooting for him instead of the cop lady - Yeah, I’m that shallow 😍😍

I mean, he can do this guy 👇

as well as this guy 👇

and him 👇

These days I’m continuously whining about not being able to watch his musical - I’m a fan of his singing as much as his acting. He has such a golden swoonwortiy voice ❤️❤️

If only I lived in SK… 😔

Anyway, I’ll end this post here because I can keep going on and on about him. What about you? Who’s your favourite Kim Beom character? Drop in anytime you want to gush about him 🥰🥰

[vernith]

Leviathan prompt. "I need a seat."

I've been having brainrots of him lately (he's my love) and i saw something in pinterest.. an idea strikes me.

CW; nothing, just.. Levi being an absolute simp for you. (A little blunt as well so.. a little OOC. this is also pretty self-indulgent..)

I TAKE IT BACK SHIT'S ACTUALLY OOC READ ON YOUR OWN RISK. (I'm bad at writing him but i still wanna write him because i love him and i'm selfish)

You and Levi are out on a date in one of the malls in the human realm. This is one of those rare occassion where the both of you agrees to go outside for something that is NOT an anime convention or some sort. (You bribed him)

So, you decided to treat your beloved otaku.

• "levi, what do you say to an all you can eat buffet?? It's on me."

he looked a little bewildered at first.

• "is that not too much for you? I can pay half-"

• "it's okay! Just save your money for upcoming figurines. I want to treat you today."

He smiled in defeat and sighed playfully. He knows how stubborn you can be at times.

• "fine then. Though next time, expect me to buy you something in return."

That's how the both of you ends up on a waitlist to an all-you-can-eat buffet for lunch.

Thirty minutes passed, and the line is still halfway done. What are those people even eating? The moment your turn arrives, you'd be dead.

Levi holds your hand the entire time in order to not get lost in the sea of people.

You sighed, clearly impatient as your brows furrows.

• "those people.. are eating a lot, are they?" You whispered to levi, a hint of annoyance in your voice.

He frowned, and nodded in defeat.

• "they have a lot of appetite for sure.. some of the greedy normies probably steal left overs too! Reminds me of someone.."

He remarked, also getting annoyed.

Getting enough of waiting, you walked off the line with his hand in yours. His face flashed a look of shock, but he doesn't let go nonetheless- instead, he tightened his hold on your hand.

Finally out of the sea of people to get a secluded area of the mall, you sighed in relief and leaned on a wall nearby.

• "how troublesome.. we didn't get to eat in the buffet and now both of us are tired.."

You frowned, although it looks more to a pout in levi's orange orbs.

• "sorry.. levi. It's my bad. I shouldn't picked a buffet.. maybe something simpler would do but, i really wanna treat you today."

You sighed, levi smiled softly at your words.

• "that's fine, you shouldn't be apologizing anyways. It's me who should be, because when we arrived to the line, i saw how long it was yet i didn't-"

Before he could go on a self-depricating rampage, you cut him off with a distraction.

• "i need a seat..so tired."

You closed your eyes in discomfort.

It seems like your distraction worked well because, for some reason, levi is now scanning the surrounding for anyone nearby.

Detecting no people around, he shifts into his demon form in a second. You opened your eyes in confusion, but you don't bother to say a thing. It seems like your boyfriend has something in mind.

The tip of his tail curled up into a stand and he used the thicker part as a seat. He patted his lap.

[Reference:]

(Artist and source: unknown.

You may tell me if you know the artist's name, i'd appreciate it.)

• "you can use me as a chair. be quick though, random normies may come here at any given moment.."

He said, his face slightly dusted pink painted red as bloood rush up.

But for him, given the condition of his face, he oddly and somehow looks nonchalant about it. You quirked your eyebrows in suspicion and chuckled.

• "if you say so."

If only you'd knew better, his heart is doing cartwheels. His mind his in chaos, all of his self-loathing train has melted into a putty and replaced by 'why, how, when's (why did he do this? How did he do this and when did he learn to do this? Did he learn this for this moment that he has been waiting for his entire life?) questions.

You climbed onto his lap and leaned on his shoulder. You're better off this way because, if you leaned on his chest, you might go deaf by his heartbeat. But that's unlikely. Even then you could still hear his heart beating out of his chest.

His arms sneaked around your waist to keep you balanced on his lap.

• "let's go home after this, levi."

Though you both ended up not getting lunch, you make up for it in his bedroom later on. (Two possible result tbh up to you to imagine lmao)

Sometimes self indulgence lead to bad shits and this is one of them.. no regrets though lmao.

[naraven]

FALL IN FALL

synopsis: when you finally decide to go to the local flower shop for your latest client, what you didn't expect was for the part timer there to be cute. also he's somewhat of an asshole but that doesn't deter you from falling for him anyway.

an: yes that's right, i'm trying to write a series/set of drabbles on a brainrot that ruined me while i had covid! thanks for reading, you deserve a pat on the back for dealing with this.

cw: none, scara is a bit of a meanie, mc is big stupid(the self insert is real)

wc: 2.2k

Season comes and goes to return And love comes and goes to leave Memories come and go to stay still And that season has come back

It all started when the bell hanging from the glass door jingled, swinging back and forth to notify Kuni of a customer.

He echoes a small “Welcome in.” and let’s them go on about their business. They make no indication of whether they heard him or not.

He glances up to see who it is, then quickly looks away when he notices it’s not anyone he knows. They aren’t going straight to him, instead slowly wandering around the store aimlessly. He can sit and wait for them to finish whatever they’re doing and hope they leave him alone.

He looks toward the stranger in the shop two more times. First, to see them looking everywhere frantically, scouring the store for what they need. Second, to see them giving up and staring at a Cecilia for what seemed like 10 minutes at least. Kuni elected to ignore them from then on, thinking it better to just let them be. If they were going to be weird in his store, as long as they aren’t actively causing harm to him or the store it’s fine.

That was, until, he was checking on the newly delivered Rukkhashava Mushrooms and he heard a voice behind him, “Excuse me?”

He closes his eyes, sighing as quietly as he could through his mouth, before turning around with a small smile and asks “Yes?”

“Sorry to bother you, do you have any sweet flowers?

…Hmmm. Maybe he misheard. Would anyone try looking for the most common type of flower in the world in a flower shop? Why would you go out of your way to buy them in the first place?

“I’m sorry, did you say sweet flowers?”

With a completely straight face, they nod yes. He can feel his left eye twitch and has to hold himself back from audibly saying anything bad, thinking back to Auntie Nahida’s hour long scolding on how to treat strangers.

“I’m… Afraid we don’t. If you need sweet flowers, you could try a nearby park to see if there are any there.”

“Oh yeah.”

Kuni had to physically restrain himself from strangling this person. “OH YEAH” his ass, how did they not think of this before walking in here?? Did they not see any sweet flowers growing between the cracks in the sidewalk?

He suppresses his desire to wrangle the stranger by laughing lightly.

“Ahaha, it’s all good. Do you need anything else?”

“Do you have any… Kalpalata Lotuses, Padisarahs, and Dendrobiums? One of each.”

“…I’m sorry, we don’t sell individual flowers either.”

Kuni could feel the migraine setting in when he sees their brows furrow. He felt kind of bad, but you have to understand that he has never had to tell someone that they couldn’t buy sweet flowers. Here.

“Ok then, a bouquet with all three would be perfect. Is - Is that okay?”

Maybe his expression had changed into one that was too harsh, judging by the nervous grin he was presented. He sighs as the stranger in front of him brings their hand to the side of their neck, slowly rubbing against a strange pattern winding down their shoulder. He makes note of the dark blue, almost black drawing of a strange looking flower near their clavicle.

“That’s- fine. Please wait here.”

Kuni gathers some Kalpalata Lotuses and Dendrobiums out from the display while going to the back for a couple of Padisarahs. When he brings them out, he can see the person grabbing their wrist where a watch laid tightly against their skin. The cash register’s little ding! echoes across the store.

“Here you are. Your total is $13.56, are you paying with cash or credit?”

“Cash. Here you go.”

He watches them fish out a ten and five dollar bill, fingers touching against their gloved ones. He sees another pattern on their skin peaking out from beneath the glove, travelling up to about midway up their forearm. He fishes out the coins from the register and places it into their covered palms.

He hands over the freshly wrapped bouquet, watching as they hold it as if they were holding a persons’ face. Never in Kuni’s life had he seen anyone hold a bouquet so closely to their face without the intent to smell it.

He watches in morbid fascination as they walk out the shop with a fresh bouquet of the most contrasting colored flowers. But really, he can’t judge anyone’s favorite plants when his favorites were a strange looking mushroom.

~

The second time you enter into the flower shop across the street, you see the cute part-timer spraying some large leaves with gloved hands. You aren’t one to comment on how people look, but he looks as stunningly pretty as the last time. Maybe when you get closer to him you can ask what his skincare routine is.

You carefully close the door behind you, bell chiming charmingly in your ears. You see the part-timer turn his neck to see you and shove your hands into your pocket.

“I won’t waste as much of your time today, do you have any Qingxin and Glaze Lilies?”

His large eyes blink without any sort of indication of how he feels. Man, tough crowd as always.

“I’m afraid we’re out of Glaze Lilies at the moment. If you’d like, I can give some seeds for you instead?”

Oh, darn. And you kind of needed the Glaze Lilies more, too. The client booked two weeks on Thursday and it was Tuesday today.

“How fast do they grow? I need at least one within the next couple weeks.”

He closes his eyes to think, bringing a hand to his chin to think, and he gestures you over to the counter. You lean on your elbows to look at him rummage through a basket.

“If you want to see bulbs form, you should expect to see them in a year at least.” Oh. “Glaze Lilies are on the bigger side so they take about a year or two to fully bloom.”

Ok then growing is out of the question. You really, really didn’t want to be delegated to looking at image references again.

“Do you know when you’ll have Glaze Lilies in stock again?”

“It’s quite early in the month, so probably early next month? We had a big order of them pretty early on and we restock near the beginning of the month.”

Wow, fuck that random person who bought all the Glaze Lilies. Didn’t they know that you had clients to ink?? Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined.

“You look like you need Glaze Lilies pretty quickly. If you want, I can try and find some for you.”

Your savior speaks up in front of you. Man, did you look so pitiful as to warrant such a response from a part-timer?

“If it’s too much trouble to find a single flower, it’s ok. I’ll look elsewhere, but thank you for your offer.”

His eyes narrow and admittedly you simp harder, “You’re giving up that easily? You’re clearly in need of those lilies, I’ll give you your lilies.”

His dedication is admirable. As long as you get your hands on one, it should be ok, right? Captain shouldn’t be bothered as long as you do a good job at making the Glaze Lily come to life…

“If you insist. Really, part-timer, if it’s too much work don’t force yourself.”

Just as he’s about to retort, you chime in with a “Oh, but you can give me those Qingxin right now, right? Those’ll do for now.”

He sees your dismissiveness on the topic and sighs. He really does hate dealing with idiots, but just this once he’ll overlook how sad and pathetic you are for one flower.

“What could you possibly need a Glaze Lily for in the near future? Just to have something pretty to look at?”

This is your moment, “If I wanted that, I would just come here everyday to check out the cute part-timer that works here.”

Nailed it. You inwardly smirk at the slowly rising redness on the part-timer’s neck that would otherwise go unnoticed.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t say anything besides shove the small bouquet of Qingxin into your chest. He’s kind of shy, but you don’t mind the quiet ones. In fact, it’s all the more fun to see them sputter when you push the right buttons.

“That’s on the house. You can pay for them when you come back for the Glaze Lilies. Now go and do whatever you want with those flowers, it’s none of my business!”

You laugh as you skip towards the door. The bell rings out across and you can hear the sounds of the city louder than ever, tires skidding and peoples’ voices all turning into one cacophonous noise.

“It’s for a client! I’ll take a picture and show you when I’m done, part-timer!”

He sighs and looks as though he’s contemplating something. Just as you were about to leave, he calls out,

“My name isn’t part-timer, it’s Kuni! If you don’t come back and show me what you do with the flowers, I’m making you pay double the amount for those Qingxin!”

Now you really don’t want to know how much these Qingxin cost. Best to just not know for now, this is a problem that future you could figure out.

“Ok then, Kuni, I’ll show you my work in three weeks time! Until then, bye bye!~”

You run to the intersection and sprint to your humble abode, the Crux Parlor. Cradling the Qingxin given to you by Kuni, you greet the rest of your coworkers and rush to the back room to grab your sketch pencil and notebook.

It struck you that Kuni had no idea what you actually did for a living. You just suddenly burst into his store and demanded flowers from him. If someone walked into your store and demanded flowers from you, you’d understandably be kind of freaked out too.

As you grab one of the Qingxin, you stare at it and smell it. You’ve had Qingxin as herbs before, and the bitterness of it still lingers on your tongue when you think back to when you tasted the pasty white medicine. The smell, on the other hand, is rather mild. It smells rather fresh, since you watched Kuni cut it off from the stem, and also kind of…cool? It’s hard to verbalize, but you can’t say you hate it.

The petals are thinner than you thought they were but they don’t rip easily. Would Kuni like Qingxin? He seems to care for all the plants in the shop; he’s always watering or taking the plants in the back to the sun for the day. Such a busy body, that guy.

As you finally start sketching, you think back to how his eyes are always so expressive. His lavender colored irises always narrow when you say something stupid and his mouth is always twisting into a smug smirk or a flustered line. You noticed how he half bit his lips when you teased him a little earlier. How cute.

Oh, and now you have a full sketch of the cute part-timer. How simp-like of you. It looks way too good to just erase so you’ll just open up to a new page-

“Whozzat?”

You cover the sketch with your hands (like that did anything to cover it) but your dear manager rips your hand off and takes your notebook to look at the charcoal sketching.

“Beidouuu give it back! Right NOW!!”

Damn her and her giant muscly arms! Your stick thin limbs can barely even get past her shoulders, curse your genetic weakness!

“Is this the guy from the shop across the street you won’t shut up about? He’s cute, I say go for it!”

“That’s not the point, I just needed flowers from him!”

Beidou hits your forehead with your notebook, laughing at your face. You imagine this is how Kuni looked like when you teased him.

“Alright, but I thought you needed other flowers too? Where’re those?”

You tuck your notebook underneath your arm on the table, sighing as your flop down on your forearms, “He said they didn’t have any. I’m praying that he has some soon.”

Beidou hums loudly behind you and pats your shoulder way too hard. She talks about how you should shoot your shot but you’re still too embarrassed by her words to focus on what she’s saying. When she goes elsewhere to talk to your other coworkers, you peak into your notebook again to see Kuni’s face again. It makes you want to sketch another one of him.

Hm, you drew him too pretty for a sketch.

[meaningofaeons]

!!!! fellow oi reader hello!! may i ask what ois you've read so far sorry for being so straightforward it's just that hardly anybody i know reads oi and it's kinda embarrassing for me ahahaha

gepard feels like he'll fit in so much as either the personal knight trope or captain of the king's guards. stelle could also be the personal knight i guess? but the kind where 'villainess needs somebody on their side so they take in a foreign traveler in to be their maid/knight/personal aide', except said foreign traveler happens to rifle through the trash of everything.

jing yuan already feels like the emperor in hsr, he's just so perfectly regal in that sense. yanqing could be like the captain for jing yuan's guards, or his (adopted) heir who first (sibling-like relationship) meets and bonds with the reader without yanqing or reader knowing each other's true rank.

will there be a magic system? there is the 'mischievous/sly wizard of the tower' position that could go to sampo. i know you'll probably only write for the characters you listed so i'm deviating because i have so much brainrot about this right now, but i'm imagining march 7th also as a novice wizard/magician who's a friend of stelle. herta would also definitely be a wizard of the tower, probably would own/be the head of it. himeko feels so much like the ally duchess/marchioness character, with welt being another duke/marquess (or himeko's adoptive father if you're into honkai impact 3rd lore) or even royal advisor maybe.

blade as the cold duke of the north fits so well - sad backstory, red eyes, dark hair, slightly unhinged personality - a perfect match! dan heng could be the 'mysterious librarian who was the only neutral/slightly sympathetic person to the reader, but also never helped them outright in the first life'. friends with march and stelle, of course. speaking of second lives...

will the reader be reincarnated with a 2nd chance at life fix-it story, with the previous memories of the original timeline's bad ending and character actions? there's so much potential for angst if any of the characters betrayed her or weren''t on her side originally and the reader doesn't know who to trust nor like or love.

sorry for this word vomit, please don't feel pressured, it's just that i love your idea and i've gotten so hooked on hsr!!

( ↀДↀ)✧ GASP (=^✧ｪ✧^=))ﾉ彡☆ HELLO FELLOW OI READER !!!!! HOW ARE YOU ???? I feel the SAME way, hardly anyone I know reads ois or manhwas of any kind so I'm stuck in my own little visual novel enjoying corner (≅ᆽ≅)

I've read tons!! I don't have my full list on me rn (I am at work ;m;) but I can name a few off the top of my head! some of these are less isekai and more reincarnation/time travel, but I'll list them anyways! I'll put them beneath the cut along with my comments on your ideas since it gets pretty long LOL

my next life as a villainess: all routes lead to doom, the villainess turns the hourglass, a stepmother's märchen/fantasie of a stepmother, who made me a princess, actually I was the real one, I fell into the world of a reverse harem game, death is the only ending for the villainess, I will master this family, the tyrant wants to be good, lady and the beast, taming of the tyrant, roxana/how to protect the heroine's older brother, the rebirth of a tyrannical empress, sister in this life I'll be the queen, the duchess' 50 tea recipes, father I don't want this marriage, how to be a dark hero's daughter, the villainess is a marionette, and many, many MANY more.

this is actually only a small part of my list! again, I am at work, so I don't have my full (and unfortunately sorta not updated) manhwa list, but I think this is a good show of what I usually read lol!

I'll start on your comments from the top! FIRST OFF, SAME BRAIN!!! (=♡ ᆺ ♡=) while gepard is kind of a shoe-in for the personal knight that falls for the mc, I was ABSOLUTELY hooked on the idea stewing in my brain about stelle being a knight of some sort as well, with the only conflict being "well there can't be TWO personal friendly knights that love reader..." BUT THE IDEA ABOUT HER BEING THE TROPE OF THE FOREIGN TRAVELER/BEGGAR WITH SWORDSMANSHIP TALENT TO BE THEIR KNIGHT IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS I BOW TO YOUR BRILLIANT MIND!!!!!!!!! OR MAYBE SHES LIKE A DEPOSED NOBLE WHO READER GIVES A CHANCE TO *:･ﾟ✧(=✪ ᆺ ✪=)*:･ﾟ✧

I agree on jing yuan, and I think that idea sounds rlly cute for yanqing!!! (=´ᆺ｀=)

I LOVE your sampo idea too. I kinda get lucas vibes from who made me a princess minus the maliciousness and adding 100x more sleazy swindly-type guy vibes, he's totally a bastard when it comes to provoking the other love interests behind ur back... the march 7th idea is cute too! I could also see her as reader's maid! and yes herta 100% head mage of the tower thats so real...

I am not mega into hi3 lore but I DO know about the dynamic between welt and himeko!!! I would love her to have a role like duchess tuania in remarried empress, a master of the social world who aides the reader. maybe welt is her adoptive father and she's trying to earn his trust to take over the duchy, and she thinks he won't pass it on to her, but little does she know he thinks she's more than capable and is making plans to give the duchy to her soon!!!

BLADE RLLY IS A SHOE-IN FOR THE DUKE OF THE NORTH HUH... that guy covers all the bases. "the monster duke" of the rumors... I think that's def what his position will be. for dan heng, ONCE AGAIN YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE!! the quiet, scholarly-type ML who helps the reader in business dealings or things requiring an analyst type to help, like maybe information gathering... I think having him run an information guild as the trope goes would be a Bit much for dan heng since I don't see him as much of a leader in that sense, but I think he's definitely got connections to some underground info guilds (=｀ﻌ´=) maybe he is friends w stelle and march as you say, and he is a lower ranked noble who knew stelle and helps the reader as thanks for giving his friend a chance? :o cold, but he cares!!!

I would love 2 hear your ideas for kafka if you have any!!! you have such amazing ideas anon!!!!

as for the reincarnation thing, I'm still not 100% sure yet but I DO like that idea... I love the mc going from villain/ridiculed noble to execution to reincarnating and either taking revenge on those who wronged them, making their life better (and by extension the lives around them who they care for), or both!

thank you again for the wonderful ask!!! you should totally send another one any time!!! I look forward to hearing more of ur thoughts, oi anon!!!! (≗ᆽ≗)ﾉ

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Xeafdaggedjys thank you!! Reading that made me smile so big- /pos

I dunno if I should DM you, or just give you an ask with my blog or what- I'm unsure bc I've never done this before whoops-

Also, have some Soulless Dawn brainrot (Dawn from Death Toll):

While it is true that she doesn't have a soul, she does have a personality and wants like a regular person. Like Glitchy Red, she's sick of people controlling her, yet she still deeply cares about anyone who plays her game. She'll bond with them, even if she literally can't control herself, and is unable to do anything of her own free will as long as the player has the game on. She's terrified of Beelze, yet hates him for collecting people's souls. She'll do her best to stop the player from ever trading, but eventually they all do, and eventually they all get Hell Bell, and she can do nothing but watch as the player forces her to return it.

She can actually take the form of the male player character, but greatly prefers the female one. She barely appears at the pasta bar bc the others don't count her as a creepypasta and she's usually busy being controlled by someone. I can't decide if she should just have her own cursed game she's stuck in or if she is stuck in multiple games (like the original Diamond and Pearl, the Switch remakes, and Legends). It'd be more unique and fun if she was stuck in multiple lol.

She goes by the name Dawn because she has seen the Anime, and figured 'well im technically just her so might as well be named the same'.

Bc of how many times she's encountered Hell Bell, she has MAJOR trauma surrounding ringing bells and contracts. Like if she hears a bell ring she will go full panic attack mode, covering her ears and hiding, shakily violently out of fear. She'd probably stay like that for awhile too.

A part of her wants to steal someone's soul, so she could make a deal with Beelze to be free, but at the same time, isn't that unfair? And cruel? She cares too much about the players to do that, but maybe one day she'll snap...

Anyway enough rambling! Sorry for filling your inbox so much today-

Until we meet again! - 🐞

YOU'RE MAKING ME ROTATE EVEN MORE CHARACTERS IN MY BRAIN. /POS /LH i love your interpretation of hell bell dawn sm u have no idea ladybug anon

[liber-what-ia]

FRIEND i gotta ask, is there any way to watch commissario ricciardi outside of italy?? you keep mentioning you write fic for it and i wanna know about your crime-solving blorbos!!! (plus montalbano is The original scrunkly so i'm intrigued to know if they're similar at all)

FRIEND this is the kind of question I wasn't expecting and I was waiting for at the same time!

The short answer is: I have no idea. Our tv broadcaster is pretty strict on its products so the only legal way to stream it is through Rai Play (for free, but only of you're in Italy). So I guess you could use a VPN and set your IP to Italy. That being said, only Italian subs would be available there.

Otherwise, I'm 100% sure there oughta be some official English subs around, I think on Apple TV. And illegally? I honestly have no idea who would bother to sub such an obscure series for free 😂

Anyway, you're not missing out on much imho since the series is average at most (my blorbos are the best actors tho) and with a lot of cliches I choose to ignore when writing about it. Yes, I have a complicated relationship with my current brainrot :')

Btw I'm posting the fic in English on AO3, if you're interested, and it's basically an original work with its own mystery plot that anyone could read (fact: almost every reader I have on the Italian version didn't watch the series and could still follow the story and characters effortlessly).

Thanks for asking and sorry for the long answer! ❤️

[ronance4everbrainrot]

I understand the Robin and Vickie shippers it's cute and all but the those looks roncance gave each other are also just ✨✨✨ and well Vickie wasn't mentioned only in the first episode so I forgot about her and Ronance has my heart. And if you want a female friendship for Robin (even tho yes she has a canon crush on her) she can have one with Vickie, they both like music...or well are in band and can ramble about girls they like, so Robin finally has a person who understands the wlw thing and not with Steve being a "Man" loving women (even tho I love their platonic Soulmateness) and with Nancy being also a not yet canonly straight but never Really proofed to be bisexual (besides those ronance moments but if it's friendship) then she has a female friend but not a canonly wlw friend, so she would have a female friend but not one that understands her wlw side... So you can correct me if anyone I even read this and I said something wrong because I don't want to offend anyone and I'm also just biased because I've been having the brainrot of my life (ronance) so ye... I'd want her to end up with Nancy 😊 because Nancy also deserves to get out of that love triangle.. Like wtf why the duffer Brothers trying to get stancy back together, I'd either want Jancy, her being single or Ronance. I love them irl like 100% adorable and just love (natalia and Charlie) but I don't really like jancy (I mean I can life with it, like I could life with Rockie) and the option should not be Steve or Jonathan, it should be Single or Robin lol 😂

Sorry it's so long.. I just read the comment with Robin having a female friend and just thought about the fact that you can also say that about Vickie (and yes, i know she has a crush on her and not Nancy, at least canonly 😪) I mean we know nothing about her personality but her only personality is rambling.. At least what I remember and her saying the same thing as Robin, which yes cute, but also because of that I think they'd be better as friends, but I hope she gets more screentime in season 5 and an actual personality that is not like Robin's and also Nancy is a main character and all the other main characters are dating main characters, so I hope Vickie is kinda important and gets to be a main character, because I don't want Robin to just date a side/background character (idk if the main character thing is wrong because Idk what the relevance level of a side character is so I thought Robin and Steve and Eddie would also be main character but idk)

Damn I wrote a lot.. I would probably just delete it but I wrote so much that I don't think I could write it like this again so I'm gonna unfortunately send it and hope anyone will read it and get where I'm coming from 😁✨

If you got this far, I love you and you can ship whoever you want! Unless it's Robin with a man and Will with a girl, then I hate you, anyway. Have a great day/night/anything and stay safe! Your opinions is valid but some may not agree, which is fine until it isn't and I hope I wasn't disrespectful (besides the stancy thing lol) with anything I said. Because you shouldn't be disrespectful about people's opinion unless they are harmful and erasure of some kind (like Robin being a lesbian and shipping her with a man)... Honestly idk why I said it because I don't think people like that would watch this video.. But I'm too lazy to delete it so it's still gonna stand there... Anyway.. Biiii ✨✌️

Some may not make sense but I commented this under a YouTube video and I saw a comment that said "I like platonic ronance and Robin needs a female friend" (or smth like that)

[awlumii]

Alright then! I read your post about Diluc and Kaeya having an older sibling and I've been brainrotting about them ever since! I was thinking about an alternative to how Diluc and Kaeyas confrontation goes where MC has an electro vision and uses it to rush outside, shoving Kaeya out of the way of Dilucs attack (Kaeya still gets a vision) but because of the electro sparks around them, they end up causing an overload reaction which sends them flying backwards covered in severe burns. (They were almost crippled permanently from said burns.) Let's say they had a really bright future in the knights as well, like the next candidate for Grandmaster (Since they're older and more experienced than Jean) but had to give it up because of the burns. They don't care about that at all though all that matters is their brothers are safe and taken care of. (They do still join the adventurers guild like in your post)

Imagine the immense guilt both Diluc and Kaeya feel as a result. Maybe it's another reason why Diluc left his vision behind because he couldn't bare the thought of ever hurting his older sibling ever again.

On a much lighter note, being the oldest means MC calls anyone who's younger than them a munchkin and continues to do so even after the brothers grow up. Imagine an MC who is incredibly unamused whenever the brothers try to interfere with their dates because then they have to give both of them a light smack on the head and very firmly say: "I'm older than you." The eldest ragvindir, who taught the brothers everything they know about fighting, helped to develop their fighting styles in the first place and as a result knows how to defeat them easily.

I mostly started brainrotting because I love the idea of overprotective little brothers. Big brothers is great as well but it's such a common trope nowadays depending on what you read so I figured it was time for a change of pace.

This is not a request in anyway whatsoever, I just wanted to share some of my brainrot. Sorry it's so long, I'm bad at summarizing.

i was gonna say that i didn't make anything about an older sibling, but i'm assuming you're either referring to autophobia back on kazewhara (which was intended to be a younger sibling, actually), or this was just,, sent to the wrong person,,,

well, sent to the wrong person or not, this makes me wanna like. make an oc that's related to kaeya and diluc, like... really fucking badly. this is good ♡

[hannie-dul-set]

hello its me again !! yesterday I told you I followed u bc of your love for jaemin and your funny humour but today I want to add something else, and thaTS YOUR AMAZING WRITING SKILLS !!

i just finished reading the masterpiece that is Top of the world and I'm so shaken up by the excellence of the rich vocabulary, the sentence structure and just the way you wrote the various events that happened. I'm such at a lost of words to express what I feel you have no ideas, I will never recover from the high quality of this story. it couldn't have been better than that what you delivered and I'm just so so relieved to have been able to live this amazing experience of reading such an outstanding story. I'm sorry maybe you're thinking im showering you in too much compliments but you deserves to be praised for having written Top of the world.

I will always be amazed with how people who write are able to wrote down their imagination and wow, im still shaking like.. Im so impressed by you you have no ideas 🙈

moving on, this is the first time ever since I'm reading nct fics on tumblr that I came across this characterization of jaemin, and it is a real take of fresh air in the best way possible even tho he's really such an asshole like wow the popularity did go too high in his head I was so scandalized (in a good way lmao it made me amazed) with how an ass he was and like the way he ordered around jisung ???? djjdjffjhf I- I wanted to punch jaemin so hard 😤 I wanted to dive into the story and beat his ass lmaooo im sure you too, like I was rolling around in my bed bc I couldn't stay still and laying down without reacting ㅠㅠ

I dont know at what length of words the ask can tolerate but let me tell you something before I forgot ! I realized that every situations/events you wrote had a purpose, like you didn't wrote basic actions that we would pass over without much attention, and bc of that you held our attention during the 15.6k of words and it was so much overwhelming I couldn't stop reading just to breathe lol, you kept me going for so long and I really liked it im so sad that I lived this experience and I couldn't live it again *sobs* this is so revolting I want to pat your head you did so so well 🥺

alsooooo, when you introduced yn's character in the beginning, I was kinda afraid that he would bully her physically you know, like I couldn't imagining you daring to write him being more than despicable than he was but thanks god that wasn't what I imagined fjdjfj, the way he exercised his 'dominance' towards someone he didn't know just for a seat lmao, wow he got some real balls ?¿ I was scandalized a lot fjjfjffj but I was curious too about jeno's character in the story, he was so chill (I think?) about yn's being involved with jaemin from the start and I was expecting him to be an asshole to her just like jaem, u know ? could we know your motives about jeno's character in the story ? why didn't you wrote him like jaemin?

I will speed up a little fjfjj or else I will write you 6 pages of my thoughts lmao

but yeah !! so, I really liked the contrast between how we perceived yn's outside facade and inside, like when he make her kneels in front of him, you made us look at her from jaemin's view and how she looked not so bothered by his behavior and then you switched the second after into yn's point of view and how she tried to not show her emotions... *mind blowing* 🤯 not gonna lie, I was rotting for her to not let him mess with her head but instead her doing that to him and it kinda worked fjfjfjf and then I knew the moment he was surprised about the non effect he had on her that it was the start of his fall anD I WASN'T A SECOND DISAPPOINTED

I FUCKING LOVED THE BLOSSOMING REALTIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM anD the slight graduation of jaemin's becoming soft to her oh my god I had hearts in my eyes. I loved every moments of this story (I loved the entire 15.6k words of it, I cherished them), but the pool scene toward the end made me go feral for a lot of minutes like the picture you implanted in my head of him in the water made me post all my thoughts (also blonde jaemin? as in, make a wish jaemin?, god I hope bc fucking damn, he was so so so hot)

I was so emotional at the end, they got together and just, being the witness of jaemin's character development was breathtaking, I couldn't stop thinking about how smooth you made it for his character development during all the story, it wasn't forced or too quick...

It was perfect

omg.... [CLUTCHES HEART]. help oh my god first of all thank you ??? for leaving such a LONG long review omg ???? made my entire day ?? week ??? HQGSBWJ IN SUMMARY THANK U AND I LOVE U FOR THIS AAAA i really appreciate it when people just ramble abt my works it just makes my drive go ⬆⬆⬆ yanno HHHH.

when i was first writing this is was like "oh gosh....is it....okay to turn jaemin this much of a dick?? IS IT??" like i was so SURE people wouldn't like this characterization of him but i literally got the reverse 😭 never expected anyone to jump with me on my asshole richkid jaemin agenda bUT HERE WE ARE....IT BEING MY MOST POPULAR FIC YET HAHSJ. i both hate and love this kind of jaemin and yes i definitely wanted to drag him down from his high horse while writing (at the same time....i will let him drag me around as he pleases too 😳).

i'm very gratified that u think its cohesive and each scene has a purpose because to be honest i didn't fuckin know where to go with this entire fic at first LMAO i was just in a richkid jaem brainrot after talking abt it too much with my friend and this was....the result 🕴.

as for jeno oh mr. jeno lee....HAGSNSK to be honest, as this fic wasn't rlly that deeply planned HAHA, i just wanted a contrast to jaemin's personality LMAO if he had the same personality as jaems....insanely egotistical god complex and all.....i think this would have turned out to be a love triangle AHAHS GM SKW. bUT— but hehe. i have another richkid fic in the dusty corners of my google docs rn. a 00’ line fic in fact HAHA so totw jaemin and jeno will be making a comeback here (ofc this is an entirely different universe but their characterizations are essentially the same HEHEHEHEHEH).

anyway !! thank u so much for sharing ur thoughts on totw ;o; 💞 this rlly made my day no joke HAHA i'm so happy to hear you liked this aaaaa. and yes. maw jaemin was the cause of all of this. something snapped in him during that era and led me to write this very self indulgent fic. thank u HAGHSKA.