#anyway if you want to see it

[not-poignant]

Idk if anyone has asked this before but I just was wondering... when it comes to Gary & Efnisien being intimate with eachother... would Gary call Efnisien (or any alpha Gary would be with) "Alpha" ? Like in dirty talk...

I'm so sorry if this was too much 🫣

Hi anon!

So... so one of the benefits of me writing my own omegaverse is that I don't have to do the things I really don't like that are tropes in omegaverse, and I am so so sorry, but that includes anyone saying 'alpha' instead of just saying a person's name, because it feels super dehumanising whenever I see it, and I can't see a way to make it happen and not feel gross while writing it.

So the reason it won't happen is not necessarily because these characters wouldn't do it, but because I find it super squicky, and it's one of the things that makes me skip omegaverse sex scenes (there are literally omegaverse books I find totally unreadable because of this - depending on how quickly an omega no longer recognises their alpha as anything other than pheromones and a cock and completely dehumanises them in the process. It's just... I write plenty of kinks I don't share, but I can't write the kinks I actively loathe).

I am happy for other folks to like copy a version of the sex scene/s for themselves and take out Efnisien's name in a document and put in 'Alpha' instead if they'll find it hotter, and save that on their computer / phone / wherever to read in the future. I just can't personally make myself do it, and I can't write a world where this would happen.

Gary's never called a single one of his alpha partners 'Alpha' in the moment, as dirty talk, unless he's saying whole sentences like: 'I do rather enjoy taking down an alpha like yourself' - which is quite different to the way it's written in omegaverse stories.

So yeah, I apologise, I can't stand the whole... 'we say alpha / omega as dirty talk' thing, to me it's as weird as making love to a guy and saying 'Male, oh Male, Male you are so hot. Male you are really hot.' God, I'm just imagining a world where folks say 'Oh Nonbinary, Nonbinary you are so hot, Nonbinary I want you inside me' and I don't want to live in that world and I'm glad I don't have to write that kind of world, as a nonbinary person, I'd really someone just use endearments and not the flat statement of my gender lmao.

To me it's like... actually just the opposite of dirty talk x.x

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

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a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

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Tunisian miku 🇹🇳👍

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Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

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My brain constantly nagging me to draw this as Kong:

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[egophiliac]

YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)