#anyway. i think azul is kind of obsessed w/both riddle and jamil but like

[cerealmonster15]

i only ever make the same one joke Forever, but,,,

[ultimate-babygirl]

Dick Headcanons (twst)

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle: Can a dick be cute? I think riddles would be. He’s not like small but y’know there’s bigger guys in the school. He’s average but he’s not going to let it stop him. It’s smooth and has a cute little pink head and it curves so gently (I want to fuck him so bad). He shaves but he’s one of those guys that barely grows hair down there anyway. Uncut

Cater: LONG. Not thick but he’s got LENGTH. He keeps it trimmed, and it’s circumcised. Not much to say otherwise. It’s good but nothing spectacular. It’s more impressive when it’s inside you.

Trey: The Biggest in heartslabyul. It’s long, it’s thick, and he will have to stretch you before he’ll even think about fucking you proper. It’s a little darker than the rest of him. He doesn’t shave it’s bushy. Uncut

Deuce: Fairly big. Nothing compared to Trey but he’s hung. Also uncut. he doesn’t shave often be he tries to keep it tamed. It gets so red when he’s hard

Ace: painfully average. He talks big game but his dick is like the most average dick one has ever seen. It’s not bad!! It’s just not at all what he talks it up to be. He’s circumcised, he doesn’t shave (he thinks it’s dumb and time consuming).

SAVANACLAW

Leona: ,,,it’s got ridges. HES THICK so fucking thick and as badly as he wants to just shove it in you he knows he has to prep you or get his ass beat later. Uncut, he keeps his hair trimmed but nothing special.

Ruggie: a little smaller than average but he makes up for it w/ incredible foreplay. A little darker than the rest of his body, and it gets this cute red flush when he’s hard. Doesn’t rlly shave but also doesn’t grow a whole lot so it’s not an issue. STUPIDLY sensitive. Circumcised.

Jack: KNOT!!!!! He has a knot idc no one talk to me he’s got one. He’s so big too ugh like proportionally it looks average on him but then you remember Jack is HUGE so his dick is too. A little darker than the rest of him. He keeps it trimmed short.

OCTAVINELLE

Azul: small (and he’s so self conscious about it). Like ruggie has experience to make up for it but azul does NOT. He doesn’t rlly need to shave since as a fish he doesn’t really grow body hair. Like riddle. If a dick can be cute, azul’s is definitely cute. Uncut and YES IT HAS BEAUTY MARKS IDC

Jade: LONGGG. Decently thick but mostly long. Again, doesn’t need to shave bc he doesn’t grow hair there. Also uncut. It curves just a little bit to the left.

Floyd: long and a little thicker than jade. Curves to the right. Overall though mostly the same. Uncut, doesn’t shave.

SCARABIA

Kalim: that’s like three housewardens w/ small dicks now god. I’m sorry but he’s just below average. It’s not bad!! He’s not at all self conscious about it. Much prefers to use his hands. He’s uncut and keeps it trimmed.

Jamil: a little longer than normal but otherwise average. Shaves smooth and he’s uncut. It’s got a bit of a thick head but when it pops in and he starts fucking you proper? 😩

POMEFIORE

Vil: Lonng. Keeps himself shaved smooth. He’s circumcised and the head gets pink when he’s hard. If I were to describe a dick as pretty it’d be vils

Rook: WHY IS HE SO THICK. Average in length but good lord he’s thick. It doesn’t seem natural 💀. Keeps himself trimmed, uncut.

Epel: ANOTHER CUTE DICK!!! Overall average but it’s so smooth and pink one can’t help but find it kind of cute. Of course that changes once he’s on top of you but this is about LOOKS. He doesn’t shave but he is circumcised.

IGNIHYDE

Idia: long, pale, smooth,, I want it in my mouth hhhhh. The carpet matches the drapes (not that one could tell, he shaves for convenience). Circumcised. Flushes all the way to the base

I ain’t doin ortho

DIASOMNIA

Malleus: TWO!!!! DICKS!!!!!!!!! They’re both decently long. Not so thick, but still a good size. Obviously the fact that he has two makes up for it. Both are uncut. He trims the hair, nothing fancy.

Lilia: ANOTHER ONE FOR THE CUTE DICK GANG. I’m obsessed w/ men having pretty/cute cocks evidently. This is something he actively chooses to have tho. He shaves it clean and he’s circumcised. The head gets so red it looks like it hurts

Sebek: THICKKKKK he’s so thick and for WHAT. I need to kiss it. Circumcised, doesn’t shave just bc he doesn’t feel like it. It’s not a major concern for him as long as he’s clean. Its a little darker than the rest of him. It’s got such a thick head too ugh. I just know he stretches u out SO GOOD

Silver: Average size, a little longer than normal. He keeps his hair trimmed. Uncut. Otherwise just. Fairly normal