#anyways. ahem. uh

[starryeyesmasc]

fuck it. thinking about a girl riding my strap when she figures out how desperate I am to cum just from fucking her.

her hips rock again and she stretches, slick and glistening, around the head of the strap. I whine as I watch her sink down fully, but I can’t move to touch her how I’d like. my hands are neatly tied to the headboard, courtesy of the girl on my lap right now. she laughs at the painfully turned on expression on my face.

“awww. what’s up, darling?” she coos, sighing as she works herself slowly up and down the length of silicone. “am I teasin’ you? is someone getting a little flustered down there?”

any answer I might’ve been able to give fizzles out when she props a hand on my chest to pick up her pace. I drop my head back against the duvet and groan as the orgasm I’d been rapidly nearing comes steaming back. we’ve been at this for at least an hour, and she’s already cum at least three times. all without letting me cum once. I’m struck wordless, desperate, by the sheer weight of my desire for her. so when she begins to lift again I shake my head and whine.

“no, please. please please please.”

she grins and shunts her hips back down fully, completely swallowing up the ruined strap. it’s the visual of her cum from two orgasms ago smearing into my boxers that makes me arch and jolt.

“fuck—oh fuck, I can’t—m’gonna—fuck—”

for one blessed moment, I think she’s going to finally let me cum. then she laughs again and I feel her teeth nip against my neck. “so fuckin’ eager to please, aren’t you? are you actually gonna cum just from this?”

something snaps above me. I don’t need to look up to know I broke the headboard; I felt the tension holding my hands loosen. but before I can move to touch her, a nimble hand pins my wrists above my head.

“ah-ah. no, darling. you look so good and pretty right now. I’m not done usin’ you yet. you just stay still and let me—oh, awww. are you crying? need to cum that badly, do you? fuck, babe. you’re so, so desperate to be good for me, aren’t you?”

I nod instantly; squirming against the euphoric precipice she had me balanced on.

“please,” I sob. “please, fuck, please.”

“well go on then.” she rolls her hips and the sound makes me moan. “be my good desperate slut. cum for me.”

there’s something missing, and she knows it too. she’s just waiting to drag the answer free and I’m too whiny to hold out. her smirk turns wicked and she gives my hands a little shove into the bed.

“but that’s right. you can’t, can you? you need to watch me fuck myself on you again, babe?”

even as she says it, her hips slide back into motion. up, down, languid, just how I like. I’m a horse in the gates, a pulse in the veins, raring to go. all I need is one last push. she pauses when she sinks to the bottom to roll her swollen clit under her fingertips and her head tilts back as her eyebrows furrow.

“mhmm. fuck, you fill me up so fucking much. I could sit right here for hours. c’mon, babe. I know I nearly have you. close those pretty eyes and give me what I want.” she starts into motion again, and this time it’s rough. chasing release. her hips slamming down into mine with slick, wet sounds. she lowers her mouth to my straining neck. “fucking give it to me. cum for me. cum for me.”

her words push me to breaking point, but it’s her low moan in my ear and the resulting wetness dripping into my boxers that sets me off like it always does. I finally hit that sunlit peak and I arch into the golden heat of it as everything in my body freezes in adoration of her. offering up my orgasm to the goddess above me. she can take it, I have no need for it. it’s all for her, every ounce of me. I come down from it slowly, twitching as I pant and whine underneath her. a hand slips over my cheek and her careful thumb strokes my cheekbone.

“there. hey, shhh. there we go. so good. oh, you just couldn’t hold on, could you? my poor girl. yeah, I got you. I’ve got you.”

I squirm again, trying to steal another orgasm while I’m still hazy from the first, but she tightens her grip and holds me steady.

“ah. where’re you goin’? that’s just one. I told you, I’m not done with you yet. I wanna see exactly how much I can make you cum without even touching you.”

[archerdepartures116]

pls more pet cafe au?🥹

like lore wise, some animal interaction. maybe smth like lqg being sentenced to animal jail and how the others react to it?

just anything with liu qingbun<3<3 i need him reacting to the modern world as a bunny, with his floppy ears and cotton tail.

that just gave me an idea to also ask if we can see lqg in a bunny suit. pls?🥺🤲🏼(you can ignore this part but PLEASE I NEED MORE LQG AS A BUNNY CONTENT PLSSS)

Sy and Sqh doesn't need to implement an animal jail cause only the skirmishes between sj and lqg ever pick up heat they just hold them apart for an extended period of time or dress them up and let customers take pics

It works,,,, kinda because they're more hesitant to brawl when they know they'll have to wear stupid costumes and the pictures will be immortalized on the internet (many a times will the animals hear sy going off about sqh's digital footprint)

Most of the time the fights are just them batting at each other with their paws until another animal comes in between (mostly yqy and mqf) or sy/ sqh step in

Qqq and wqw are happily munching on their metaphorical popcorn as they sit back and watch the fights

[therewillbenoromance]

local nerd posts two drawings containing jack stauber lyrics in the same day, gets sentenced to electric chair

[ripplethepickle]

HAPPY (Possibly??) BELATED ANNIVERSARY HTF!! I redrew the Complete Disaster cover art but with my silly designs :]

This is late cus uhhh I was busy with the holidays <333. Anyways fun fact, this is kinda a mix of the finished art, concept art and my own preferences lol. This took me so long so uh pretty please reblog <333 I don’t do full pieces often,, (Alsoooo if there’s anythin htf ya wanna hear me yap about the ask box is always open and I constantly wanna talk about these critters that infest my brain <333)

[jgvfhl]

Uhhhhh......... my hand slipped? Yeah.... yeah... um @cod-dump @totally-not-fandom @worldseer and the reference pic below the cut

[venbetta]

Doodle based on a discord bot rp ;w;...

[axolkitkat]

Spiral-themed car, call that a locomotive

[wizardandpirate]

Raaa I dislike this in multiple ways but I gave up fixing it so I just decided to post. Enjoy the baby angst

Why are his glasses missing? Simple, in this AU he doesn't have them yet (and also they make him look like a grown ass man and hes a child here😭) what about his red forehead dot thing? Uhh. Reasonable lore explanation and I totally did not forget.

Anyways! For context, this is part of the fic version of the Masked AU. I was gonna make a short comic for it, but i got too ambitious, and so the angst taxes took a toll, and now you get only this much. Have little guys hugging because they're all each other have in their small world. They r future spicynoodles in this AU:)

[rocketbirdie]

you betcha there's rebirth npcs thirstposting on warker about his mugshot like "damnnn he's a wanted man alright 🥴"

[blaiddraws]

happy summer and happy zisu zunday! still got an hour left for me

zisu in that tank top based on a conversation with @ghostypetrainer

[necroticneurosis]

love sick dykes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Trying to transliterate Leara's name into Quenya, and it somehow becomes, uh,

Lëarra

Which basically means "You Sealion!"

And I'm just, "Oh yes, this is That Sealion Woman, and she can breathe fire, as all sealions do."

If Leara, for any reason at all, needed an actual Quenya or Sindarin name for any fun Elvish shenanigans, we'll just use Calairie/Calearil, which is "Light of the Sea" in Quenya and Sindarin, and what Leara actually means.

[toastingpencils37]

For Raine's Sketch Challenge:

@nyaskitten

[basicallyjaywalker]

Everytime I get dysphoric I trans another Ninjago character's gender. Sorry y'all Jay is a woman and Kai uses she/he now

[yalibat]

babe wake up new au just droped

[hopex4]

Being a fictiveheavy system is so spooky

I am TERRIFIED of posting system stuff on here (no one would care it's juet my anxiety being a bitch) mainly cause the only frequent fronters ARE HATCHETFIELD FICTIVES

MAINLY T H E L O R D S I N B L A C K - and not everyone knows what systems, what they are and how they act and how to act about fictives

I think I am just spewing paranoia so I'm gonna stop ^_^