#ask marilyn

[happyheidi]

𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗅𝗒𝗇 𝖬𝗈𝗇𝗋𝗈𝖾 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖲𝖺𝗆 𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖠𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍, 𝖭𝖾𝗐 𝖸𝗈𝗋𝗄, 𝟣𝟫𝟧𝟩. 

[mellosdrawings]

I asked Rakiah this too but it’s so funny to me I have to share.

Vil posing for a magazine in a beekeeper suit💀 it sounds so funny to me. He’s trying to make it work or he can pull it off flawlessly. Vil just wearing something baggy with that net around his head has me in tears😭

Not exactly what you asked, but this reminds me too much of Marilyn Monroe's potato sack affair.

There are several versions of the story, but for those who don't know about it: a journalist trash talked Marilyn Monroe (the most beautiful woman of the time) for being cheap and vulgar, and that she'd be better off wearing a potato sack for a dress. Which she did.

Another version of the story is that her publicists wanted to market her as "so beautiful she could even make a potato sack look good". Which... well, she did.

So yeah, have Fem!Vil wearing a potato sack.

[nero-neptune]

she’s here for the job!

[ar0rin]

(Just for you) Can we see 8 absolutely slaying this time?

thank you. i love her

[kibutsulove]

something something my design of ozai and iroh ‘s mama but she’s in a dress

[hotvintagepoll]

quick everyone what does marilyn monroe like i need to put together a gift basket for her :3c

the daily mail is as always a beacon of auteur journalism

[caitlynskitten]

Wednesday likes her hair being pulled. The girls discover this fact when they’re all hanging out in the library one night and one of Enid’s claws gets caught in the seer’s braids while she’s running her fingers through them and Wednesday lets out a little whimper.

The Polyshade girls are all very interested in this particular fact 🤭🤭

Ohhh Wednesday would definitely let out a loud moan. And she’s so embarrassed by it when she realizes, she covers her mouth and looks around. The only people that are shocked are her girlfriends. The small seer covers her face and Enid just laughs and hugs her baby apologizing for doing that.

The girls however find this a fun opportunity to test their girlfriend’s pain tolerance. Of course they do it at night 🤭 shame though since Wednesday is very Loud and her room doesn’t have any soundproofing pads on the wall because they practically give the entire school a concert.

Weems and Thornhill have to personally apologize to the people of Jericho and the police for the sounds that echoed from the school to their town.

Bonus:

Thornhill: Seems like she can handle it pretty well. Unlike some women I know.

Weems: *embarassed* Oh uh what’s that? I think I heard a student calling me, one second my love.

[laurapetrie]

MERLE OBERON on the beach, c. 1938

[notyouraryang0dd3ss]

I just wanted to innocently look at sweet Marilyn Monroe posts and pics and came across a post comparing her to Taylor. Can her fans please stop being delusional. “They were both sexualized” with peace and love and with utmost respect I can muster with this sort of topic im not really comfortable dishing out, Taylor has the sex appeal of an ostrich. She exudes zero sensuality. She really is the perfect projection piece for the most average “safe” person. “Their relationships were scrutinized” bitch Marilyn had no choice in the scrutiny she faced. Taylor does it by choice and uses relationships strategically to make herself a hot topic. Marilyn was so sensitive and so kind. Taylor over the years has been slipping her mask off and I can’t see her as not exhibiting sociopathy. She is cold and narcissistic. There is no warmth in her. Marilyn exudes warmth. Marilyn was welcoming to people of all walks of life. Taylor has been in rich circles all her life and sees girl friends as chess pieces. To even compare the two shows the level of delusion swifties have to the reality of Taylor’s true character.

marilyn monroe stan: acquired

yeah taylor swift has been through a lot of public scrutiny for her body but oversexualized has NEVER been one of them. also marilyn monroe is the activist taylor thinks she is 😭

[reality-detective]

"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't."

~ Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe)

You know what... I actually understand her 🤔

[daylesspax]

If you're looking for a challenge, IDW Fortress Maximus or IDW Overlord (they're both super cool but complicated to draw in my experience) :) It'd be cute to see Max shy or pouty, or Overlord would absolutely kill a sexy pose! Also, in love with the Jet Twins you did, they're so cute!

Me: reading this post a few days ago Why… why, Anon… WHYYYYY!!!

Anyway, I’m glad you loved my Jet Twins pin up!

Here is a lovely, blushy Fort Max ;)

This took so much longer than I thought it would… there were so many last minute stuff I had to put, lol

Anyway! Fort Max is very shy and has energon-pink lipstick he borrowed from Overlord…

I don’t know what possessed me to choose a pose where their head is parallel to their shoulder and chose one of the only Transformers with LITERAL HORNS ON THE SIDES OF THEIR HEAD (just pretend it makes sense for the cuteness…)

But I really hope you like this big cutie as much as I enjoyed making him!

[precious-little-scoundrel]

Has anyone written a Marilyn Monroe x Elvis Presley AU?

Or has that universally been decided to be too disrespectful? I feel like it could be so soft and kind and lovely if done right in the reimagining. I am genuinely curious about y’all’s thoughts on this 🌸

Credit: to Pinterest (and yes before I get >helpfully< called out, these are quite obviously edited photographs, cheers)

[rachelsfav-queer]

Naive Enid: Do you think Wednesday is hot?

Weems: Enid I can’t answer that due to the fact that I’m Fifty….. her mother however-

Thornhill: EXCUSE ME?

Weems: I mean… well- you know… I’m not saving this, am I?

Thornhill: You are damn lucky I love you, babe. Cause I should have you sleeping on the couch tonight for that one. But again… I love you, so I’ll spare you.

Enid: Um… guys? You know I’m still here, right? Cause-

Weems: Miss Sinclair, you are dismissed. Thank you! *stands up and pulls Thornhill into her private suite*

(Sorry this is lame lol. I’m tired pffft)

[pinkcannibal]

Your fic turned my friends into Marilyn lovers.

was it my fic or was it simply christina riccis insane lesbian dyke sex appeal as marilyn thornhill

[hotvintagepoll]

Wait but legally blonde as a 40s screwball comedy would go so hard actually. I desperately need that in my life now

Veronica Lake recording her audition tape right now