#asks for hacker

[a-blue-eyed-hoe]

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I can really see the dedication

Did your Minecraft gf break up with you again?

[cuppochino]

got a brain blast from seeing this post … now take these pre-forsaken/past hacker 007n7 and noli doodles as i make up stupid scenarios in my head

ngl 007n7 probably ended up ghosting noli at some point when he became a single dad, turning down plans and making up excuses

(but given how involved he was as a hacker + w/ other hackers, he’d probably feel conflicted at first about stepping down)

[watcher0033]

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

[scaphismpriest]

Can I get more Farther 007n7 and coolkid comic/moments please?

papuh

[wishful-thinking-is-dumb]

Platonic Yandere John Wick

John Wick x Continental Employee Reader

It was a quiet Saturday morning at the Continental, it wasn’t very busy this time of year. Besides all of the shady hitman and crime lords that stayed here periodically. Well, it was only hitmen and crime lords that stayed here due to the hotel being a neutral zone. There were dire consequences to anyone who broke the code.

You somehow found yourself employed here after you got mixed up in a bad situation. You were good with computer, and the man at the front desk thought it would be a lovely idea for you to put your skills to use.

Your job on paper is the IT department, you are the whole department. You help Winston, the older man at the front desk, with any computer issues that he might stumble upon. You help with the Wifi, cable and anything to do with electronics.

But The Continental also offers a new service to its VIP members, a resident hacker. Guests can hire you do do some freelance work for them. You’ve done a couple of jobs, hacking into emails and encrypted hardware for hitmen.

It was stressful work, and the people who hired you have made sure that you won’t be a loose end. You haven’t spoken much since you found yourself in the Underworld, but at least you have free food and a room.

You are in the lounge, trying to figure out what’s wrong with one of the lamps, it wouldn’t turn on. You are pulled from your thoughts when Winston approaches you, you stand up from where you are sitting on the carpet.

He looks over all of the wires that you have pulled from the lamp, he frowns a little. But at least you promised him that you would clean up after you were done messing around with the lamp to see if it could be saved.

“No luck?” He asks, a polite smile on his face. You shake your head slightly, glancing down at the lamp laid on the floor. He sighs a little, seemingly disappointed that the lamp was unsalvageable.

“A shame, it was an antique.” He states as he watches me start to clean up, getting all the screws and wires out of the way. You don’t reply to his comment, and he doesn’t expect you to respond either. You don’t talk much.

“Don’t worry about cleaning up, I’ll get William to do that.” He says, that smile still on his face, it never quite reaches his eyes. William is one of the bartenders in the lounge, he usually is in charge of generic upkeep in the lounge when there aren’t any guests around.

You huff as you stop cleaning up your mess, standing up and facing Winston again.

“Do you need something?” You ask him quietly, wanting to get to the point. You aren’t one for small talk. Winston sighs in mild amusement, he finds your blunt demeanor endearing.

“I do need your assistance. One of the guests requires your services.” He says in his customer service voice. You nod a little as William approaches and starts to tidy up your mess, putting the broken lamp into a garbage bag.

“I’ll go get my computer..” You mumble, walking out of the lounge and into the front lobby.

“Where are they?” You ask Winston quietly, there are a couple of people hanging around in the lobby.

“Mr. Wick is in conference room 2 on the second floor.” Winston replies, handing you your computer from where he keeps it behind the front desk. You take the computer from him and nod.

You enter the elevator in silence, you press the button for the second floor and you wait. The air in the elevator is thick, you are anxious. You hope that you don’t get a target on your back by helping this man. There is always a risk.

You exit the elevator and step out into the hallway. To turn to the right, past a couple talking to each other and into Conference Room Two.

You close the door behind you, and at the end of the long table, is a man in a black suit. It’s John Wick, what could he possibly want from you.

He nods in greeting, seemingly thrown off by how young you are. You couldn’t be more than 19, how did you get mixed up in this line of work?

You give an awkward smile, and you sit to his left at the table. You open up your computer and you turn it on. You are unnerved by the way he is looking at you.

“What do you need done?” You ask him quietly, booting up some of your hacking softwares. You glance over at him before you look back at the computer screen.

“I need you to trace this frequency.” He says, sliding you a USB drive. This will be a little difficult, tracing a frequency from an audio clip? You could be here for a while. You take the drive and you connect it to the computer, you pull the audio clip and drop it into one of your softwares.

He watches as you type away on the computer and as you compare frequencies from all over the globe.

It takes you about half an hour to tell him the rough location of the frequencies origin.

“Munich, Germany.” You mumble, turning the computer screen to him. He hums, and he hands you a large golden coin. The currency of the underworld.

“Don’t you think you’re a little young to be in this line of work?” He asks quietly, his accent Russian-American. He tilts his head a little towards you, waiting for your answer.

You shrug, looking away from him and turning the computer screen back towards you. He frowns a little at your non answer.

“I’ll talk to Winston about letting you go, you’re to young for this.” He says firmly, standing up from his chair. You close the computer and turn it off.

“I’ll be back in a couple of days, I’ll discuss this with Winston before I leave.” He pats you on the shoulder as he passes you, he leaves the conference room and closes the door behind him.

[chonggen]

Hi! Hi!! Tb here, unfortunately I'm not popular enough for people to see my announcement post, so as much as possible I'm trying to spread the word since our community in tiktok has a problem that's spreading like wildfire

The problem?

Hacked accounts and hackers targeting specifically our community.

Accounts such as Li Ming, Shoka, An_haoyu8, and possibly more has already been targeted and the hackers are now targeting other while using their platform as bait

If ever the account has already been hacked, the hacker tends to ask the other person for help and for them to vote for the hacker for a competition of such[I have more info in my actual post]

The moment I pointed out that Li Ming's old account was hacked, the account was suddenly banned and it could no longer be returned, there are more videos discussing about this topic far more better than me, I'm just spreading the word!

Unfortunately, it has been confirmed by a creator that it wasn't a random attack, it's specifically targeting the lmk community, it was also said that the hacking has also been reported in other social medias, we hope for everyone's safety and wish the very best for them, please spread the word before it's to late!!!

Stay safe everyone...

Thank you for reading, Tb out.

OH MY . . . !! EVERYONE GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL !! BEWARE OF HACKERS!!

TO ALL LMK CONTENT CREATORS

[viis-ceral]

I THINK THEREFORE I AM.

I AM.

(text vrs below!!)

[nikkiizo]

slop

also heres an extra c00l666 they would both fall for a fake tunnel lane and turn flat like a pancake

[propertyofwhitney67]

I hope this isn’t against your rules, but I’ve been preoccupied with the idea of PC faking their death to get away and out of town. (Applies to both LIs & NNPCs)

Like imagine accidentally making eye contact with them in a grocery store or smth when they were so sure you were totally 100% dead. The simultaneous feeling of relief and anger, relieved that PC is alive and pissed that PC tricked them into feeling such grief.

Also because I find the idea of accidentally meeting Bailey in a random grocery store and you just sort of have to stare at each other until PC makes a break for it deeply amusing.

But everyone would feel different levels of sadness and anger and I find that fun to explore. Just some food for thought that’s all this rlly was.

This, I like this

I'll do as many nnpcs as I can since there's so many of them and this is going to be a long one

Whitney is relieved but fucking pissed, he did not give you permission to leave. It's really more than that though, you died/left him and he lost himself. He honestly didn't know what to do without you.

Kylar isn't sure if you're real or not bc he's been having this problem where he sees you everywhere. He's gonna try to approach you to see if you are real though, please don't leave him again

Robin had a vague feeling you didn't actually die but he chalked that up to denial, well that is until he saw you alive and well. He's relieved but also hurt.

P!Sydney thinks he's seeing a ghost so he doesn't really go after you. He's confused, scared, and upset

C!Sydney is shocked, relieved, and a bit upset. He is 100% going after you

Alex is confused and thinks he's just hallucinating again

Avery isn't sure what to this. He hates to admit it but he's relieved to see you alive but at the same time you faked your death to leave him.

Eden is in shock, not letting himself feel relieved till you are in his arms. Back to the cabin you go, and there is no leaving this time >:)

Bailey is pissed, you faked your death? If he catches you bet your ass you are paying him big time. He's secretly glad you're alive, he has somewhat of a soft spot for you

Briar is a little confused and only angry if you missed a friday show. He might tell Bailey if there's something good in it for him

Harper is shocked, immediately cooking up a scheme to get you back to the asylum

Mickey is probably the one that helped you pull this all off and he's happy you're doing well

Landry also helped a bit in faking you're death and is happy to see you

Leighton is very fucking confused, aren't you supposed to be dead??

Remy probably doesn't recognize you bc he notoriously can't tell it's you, his prized cow, taking riding lessons

Sirris is confused but relieved you're not actually dead. He has to calm P!Sydney and tell him that you're not a ghost

River is shocked but also happy for you for getting away from this awful town

Winter furrows his brows in confusion but nods his head at you, letting you know your secret is safe with him

Mason is shocked and relieved, probably coming up to you to see if you're alright

[a-blue-eyed-hoe]

Hacker x Blue fr fr

I mean

I’m more than open to trying new things ya know

[nickssidewitch]

what’s a head cannon/writing that your currently working on that you’re most excited to post

I’m so excited to share these with you!! 🤍🤍🤍🤩

Headcanons:

Missionary

Their Partners Taking the Lead

Date Nights

Fanfics:

Detective!Sturniolos (all 3)

Secretary!Nick x CEO!Reader

Nick x new OC

Major Tarot Readings:

Matt and Chris’s Relationship

Sturniolos if they ever got High

Sturniolos if they ever got Drunk

Sturniolos’ Future Partners

Sturniolos’ Future Children

Kalogeras Sister (+Noah) Predictions

Vinnie Hacker’s Love Language + Dating Him

[maqui-chan]

I love my shady buddies (really wish there's a meaningful way to raise their love stat opening the social tab and seeing 'Landry has no strong opinion of you' kinda hurts ngl...)

[scaphismpriest]

Have you drawn Tubers93.... you shoulb

most annoying one in the banlands union

[devourable]

drunk cuddly darling + sober yan

vs

sober darling + drunk yan

do yans have any preference on either scenario or is it just no bueno either way

im just gonna simplify this ask down a bit. m!yanderes + f!yanderes x cuddly drunk gn darling 🫶 (no poly/non humans for the sake of my sanity)

⛪️ ;; abe is not the type to drink, never has been and never will be, even if you pressure him to drink more, so while he doesn’t exactly approve of you getting drunk either, he just cant bring himself to be mad at you. not when you’re being so sweet to him! he’s happy that you’re content to just be held by him until you fall asleep rather than get into any trouble that he’s not prepared to deal with. be ready to wake up to a scolding by him though, you could get sick if you go overboard! even if he kind of likes it when you do.

[cw dubcon] 🖥️ ;; god bless any darling who gets drunk around gene because if he can tell you’re inebriated he’s either trying to fuck you or is equally as hammered (if not more). so when you get drunk and start getting all touchy with him he sees it as an invitation to take things further. you wanted the attention, you can’t get mad at how he chooses to give it! it isn’t his fault, you just make really cute faces when you’re wasted. he’ll give you a little apology gift for your sore insides when you’re up the next day — one most likely made up of painkillers and your favorite takeout.

🪶;; it irritates sterling to no end that you got drunk. don’t you know you have an image to uphold? he’s prattling on and on about how he’s sick of your disgraceful behavior and how unbecoming it is for you to waste your time fucking up your brain, until your arms are around him and you’re snuggling up against him. then his words are all caught in his throat and hes tripping through his sentences, half heartedly trying to reprimand you still, but he eventually settles down and (begrudgingly) holds you until you’re asleep. he’ll swear to himself its only this one time; if you remember the next day and try to tease him about it he literally wont talk to you for a week.

💪 ;; valentina had already planned to simply cuddle you till you went to sleep, so the fact that you initiated it makes her elated. she likes how it feels when you squirm in her arms, too out of it to be able to do anything but what she wants. it’s like she’s handling a living doll! she carries you around like one, too, going about her day with one hand and holding you you with the other. yes, it makes doing things way more difficult and yes, the arm she carried you with will be sore for days, but it’s well worth it to her.

[cw dubcon, again] 👑 ;; althea ordered you to go to bed the moment you stumbled into her presence in your inebriated state. when you instead clung to her and insisted on cozying up instead, while it annoyed her, she took it upon herself to make sure you got to bed and couldn’t get into any trouble. but you insisted on her staying with you! and the way you tangled her body up with yours and dragged your hands across her form in a move that couldn’t have been entirely innocent (to her, at least), allie couldn’t help but help herself to your body. you practically owed it to her, anyway; and the way you whimpered and sighed for her proved that you didn’t seem to mind too much anyway.

🥩 ;; rhodes doesn’t particularly care for drunks, they’re used to them being loud and obnoxious. so they’re not exactly happy when they find you after having a bit too much to drink. they’e expecting a tedious night of making sure you don’t hurt yourself or others, so it’s a pleasant surprise when you seek them out for comfort instead. they still would prefer you being sober so you’d be able to better appreciated them taking the day off to be with you, but they’re satisfied with the time you spend with them regardless.

[woolydemon]

hello scrounge transformers nation of uh.mmmmm.................................................................. approximately 2.3 people.

[torglives]

"was going to say something but i shan't" 👀 are you sure you shan't?

at what point does it stop being gay chicken and start being passionate gay sex