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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy
#garth: makes useful comments about the mission#(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris#teen titans#dc#dc comics#can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1#the audience letters are my favorite bit#garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes#wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes
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may have spent slightly too long in eow link's house today. im obsessed with him
#nearly had a mental breakdown over that stuffed owl im not joking#combined with all the other stuff in his house. UGH. LINK GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE STILL WORLD AND TALK TO ME#eow#echoes of wisdom#link#loz#eow spoilers#<? kinda ig#skribbles
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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
#talking#edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao#i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years#older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post#you guys are so sensitive my god#i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to#take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post
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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#I SAW the joke going around with Michael that like#‘why didn’t he move out the way of the scooper is he stupid’#WHICH OBVIOUSLY I LOVED and wanted to do a mini comic about#I thought like Mike would say that BAHA#MIKE would hear Michael’s story then be a smart ass and say that#it’s on brand for Mike 💀#Vanessa definitely would be more sympathetic to Michael’s story#especially seeing she can relate to the situation he was in#and Michael is just flabbergasted#probably because a5 the time he didn’t even think of dodging the scooper#Michael Afton might be a lil stupid but that’s ok 💜#we still love him 💜💜💜💜
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Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition
Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.
#he normally only hits kids when training#but he will punt a bitch#dad joke#he's the only one who finds it funny#ok that's a lie#i find it funny#tmnt au competition#red rover au#replica#rottmnt replica#rottmnt#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#punk-ass kids pushing their weight around
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could you meet me in the middle?
#is edwin being pulled up or is charles getting pulled down?#(what does it matter as long as they're together?)#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#fanart#mine#kicked my own ass and forced myself to include a background and environmental shading for once lol#but jokes aside i really am super proud of this one#the poses and colors and concept
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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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#ghost trick#disco elysium#apologies if someone's already made this joke lol#I'm only 13 years late to one of these games/fandoms#who else is up losing their memories and dying ass-up before being asked to solve everyone's mysterious problems
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I bet "fight between dragon and giant snake" wasn't on your bingo cards
First >> Prev >> Next
#good omens#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin#crowley#aziraphale#magic omens au#comic#art#long post#oh to be able to transform into a big ass snake at the slightest inconvenience#i hear yall cheering for arthur to use his brain!!!#thats gonna get him somewhere i promise!!#please appreciate the pots joke
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#atsv#spiderverse#miles morales#across the spiderverse#WAILING.#its not a joke anymore i actually need to beat miguels ass
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being a mistress to the head of the gojo clan was more than you could ever dream of in your lifetime.
sure you're not his wife officially, but what does a piece of paper and some ceremony mean when all the affection and time satoru has is dedicated to you?
that didn't change when his supposed wife gave birth to a son— securing her place as the future heir of the gojo clan.
upon hearing a knock, you open your door revealing a grinning satoru who wastes no time in bringing your lips to his and his hands to your waist, pulling you closer.
"aren't you supposed to be somewhere else?"
"yeah, they told me to go be with my wife. that's what i did"
#and he shrugs#and leans in for another kiss#and makes jokes about giving You a baby#unserious ass#i love him actually#✎𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬#jjk drabble#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#jjk imagines#jjk scenarios
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Hey wait a minute—
#does this joke even make sense I can’t tell anymore#been staring at it for too long now I’m over thinking it#the gag is that he probably blew dennis#hahaha. the ‘gag’#god everything I draw looks like ass rn#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#my art#macdennis
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hello everyone yes i have heard that biden has dropped out but i also have hope for the future b/c its not over until its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pick yourself up!!!!!!!!!!! kamala harris is probably going to run if you give into despair we're going to end up in a dictatorship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have hope for the future and be proactive in your action or you're going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vote for her or have a dictatorship!!!!!!!!!1 two options!!!!!! have a good day and drink water. dont give into doom scrolling and take care of yourself through whatever grief you might feel right now
#VOTE BLUE OR YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISNT EVEN A JOKE AT THIS POINT!#spacie spoinks#HAVE SOEM FAITH FOR FUCKS SAKE#IM SICK OF YALL AND THIS DOOMSDAY SHIT#PICK YOUR ASS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Warrior Cat CrowdStrike has dealt a blow to the Clan of Microsoft today.
#Microsoft#crowdstrike#warrior cats#Y2K#soon as I saw the name I had to make a joke like NDHNDJD#the way it is a WARRIOR CATS ASS NAME is killing me#and yet also naming yourself cloudtsrike and you’ve struck everything truly a prophecy foretold by starclan#current events#my post
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our lord and savior garlic bread
#Bro I can eat that shit up all day#Do NOT take my ass to a restaurant with garlic bread /j#rey rambles#meme#memes#lmao#dumb shit#lol#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#haha#humor#jokes#garlic#garlic bread#silly#sillyposting
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some panel redraws with young just us
#young justice#dc comics#tim drake#kon el#bart allen#robin (tim drake)#superboy#impulse#my art#digital art#I'm having so much fun with these#finally getting a use out of my big ass comic panels folder#also you're so welcome for the issue numbers because I just screenshot panels while I read without noting them down anywhere#so I had to search through all the pages again orz orz#also I know Bart in that cheerleader uniform was meant to be a ha ha funny joke moment but I think he would rock that whenever
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