#aww... baby girl...

[stephreynaart]

“The song is still dumb, but it’s my Dipper’s song”

[contemplatingsaudade]

Every cow needs their human :3

[fbfh]

tristan dugray with baby fever

STOOOOOOOP PLEASE PLEASE KEEP GOING

no bc we've already established a LOT about Tristin. he's dedicated. obsessivley so, even. once he HAS you he doesn't get jealous in a petty way as much as in a puffing out his chest birds acting eccentric to defend their turf way. when he gets jealous the pda goes in FULL SWING. he is so shameless and has just a little sprinkle winkle of bull energy. so you would think that his baby fever comes from this obsessive lovey dovey I want everyone to look at you and know you're mine place right???????? not quite. like it does but not till later. Tristin's baby fever is soul crushingly gut punchingly triggered by watching you interact with a little kid. Chilton is a k-12 school, so this probably started late in your senior year. there was some little kid who was new and got horribly lost and ended up in the high school building instead of the kindergarten building. you and Tristin saw her hiding behind a bench and you stopped to help her. Tristin stood nearby, watching the way you crouched down and introduced yourself in a gentle voice, the softness of your demenor to not scare her. you told her you get lost all the time, and it's normal for a new school to feel scary until you get used to it. you smooth her hair and tell her chilton is really fun and the other kids are nice. you tell her how great the cafeteria is and how cool the junglegym is at recess. you offer to help her find her kindergarten room, and Tristin watches with wide eyes and changing brain chemistry as you scoop up this adorable little kid wearing a backpack as big as she is and walk over to him.

"This is my friend Tristin. Tristin, this is Lilly. Do you wanna walk with us to the kindergarten building?"

Lilly tries to say hi but hides shyly as you chuckle. Tristin walks with you two all the way across campus as you two show Lilly all the cool statues and portraits, all the old trophys and class photos along the way. Tristin works his magic, charming giggles and smiles out of Lilly as you two turn a terrible first day into a pretty good one. You each hold one of her hands and swing her along as you finally reach the kindergarten building, smiling and giggling right along with her until she's safely dropped off at her kindergarten room. Mrs. Benning, the teacher, thanks both of you profusely. Before you part ways, you give Lilly a hug and high five for good luck. Mrs. Benning sends ahead a note so neither of you get in trouble for missing class, and I swear to god, Tristin does not stop thinking about it for weeks.

Flash forward a couple years, Tristin is almost out of college and ready to step into the marketing department of the family business, just like his parents and grandparents planned. One day he gets a call from his dad, telling him that his cousin Honor's baby shower is coming up soon, giving him the details of when to be there and what to bring, but he kind of stops listening after that. Honor's having a baby? like, his cousin Honor? the one that's not too much older than you and him? he stares at you sitting on the floor in front of a mirror, doing your makeup and wearing one of his shirts with the coffee he made you at your side, and suddenly he can't stop thinking about a little toddler that looks just like the both of you running over and sitting in your lap while you do your makeup. calling you mama, shaking a rattle or whatever toddlers play with, wearing those little pajamas with the feet on them... and now it's all he can think about. he knows his dad and grandpa have had his life planned out for him since before he was born, he always knew the timeline was graduate, marriage, kids, take over the family business and he really never had like... a resentful "I hate my destiny" phase with it. Up until high school he was very much in the "oh that's years away that doesn't have anything to do with me and my life yet" mindset. then he met you. and now, standing in the doorway of your shared bedroom in your shared apartment watching you get ready, Tristin is overcome with desire. he wants you. he wants a life with you, he wants to hear you say that he's the father of your child. he wants an unbreakable, irreversable bond of every possible kind with you. chemical, social, legal, eveything. he wants to cuff you, to lock you in. he wants to sleep at night knowing that your and his babies, toddlers, kids, are sleeping soundly in their cozy rooms right down the hall, that you get to sleep next to your husband Tristin, the father of your children Tristin. he wants to hear people call you Mrs. Dugray, wants to bump up his old man to a grandpa, prove to his dad how a dad should treat his children. he wants to break the godforsaken generation cycle that always seems to come with the generational wealth, and raise your kids to be loved and happy and secure. and in that moment, he speedran through all the stages of baby fever to stage 4 extreme terminal the baby fever is baby fevering kinda baby fever. god help you, the (surprisingly short) span of time between now and when you get pregnant???? he's going to be more insufferable than ever.

I will be writing more about how insufferable and nightmare and evil /pos tristin is with baby fever just not in this ask cause it's getting too long. send me more excuses to talk about this.

[shadowisabean]

OnlyPaws coming soon 🐾

[lacedwithfemtanyl]

me trying to lure the american guys

[tylerstears]

boom clap, baby!!😝🩷

IM OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE WE B CALLING SCHOOL😸!!!!

(im ganna go tanning💋)

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Pretty girl.

[angelbabypinkpink]

[glitterby-baby]

i need a berry apple peach lost mary STAT! ��️🍼🌛🌕🌸🧁🧁

[jicklet]

Watching early 00s procedurals is so fun because by design they have all these one off actors, but watching them now you're constantly like

Hey wait a second

I know you!

[wordswithloveee]

[afterlife-2004]

[shadowisabean]

Will I find my pawfect match? 🥺🌹

🤞 Find out tomorrow by coming to our LIVE pawty on Tiktok at 2pm PST/4pm Central ❤️

[delightfullygiddy]

You know if I was completely unhinged right now.....i'd be blogging some RichterxAnnette Castlevania gifsets right now. but im like...totally normal right. pss...just like...absolutely sane and NOT frothing at the mouth.

Let me...let me just make a note real...quick in my books...

[doveysim]

with sunny acting out and their mom wrapped up in the mess of it all, ocean felt… invisible. forgotten. then she met hazel.

[sugared-violets]

also oh my GOD. on friday my sweet little friend maisie who attaches herself to me like a fifth limb woke up from her nap VERY sad (they do that sometimes, i don't really know why) and the other teacher in the room was trying to comfort her while i was cleaning up the room a little and she was just wailing her wee head off, wouldn't lay down, wouldn't let morgan hold her, just absolutely NOT having it. until she spotted me across the room and got up and RAN to me with her arms outstretched to be picked up. which i DID, obviously, i'm not a monster, i caught her and she snuggled right into my chest and held on tight and y'all i could've cried.