#babe don't ask

[yesokayiknow]

unit lady: we would've noticed if there was a hidden message in televisions

the doctor, who embedded that silence video in the moon landing: yeah i'm sure

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[vlasdygoth]

think i'm gonna call it off

[scarefox]

Sick and twisted that comfort shows have a last episode and then just end.

[zhouxiangs]

i want to keep drinking

[thearvariblues]

Listen, if I got a dollar every time I went completely feral over a sweet angel man called Pete falling for a pathetic bitch with a bunch of daddy issues, I would have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened to me twice.

[dawnofiight]

I know it would never fucking happen because of copyright but.. karaoke with the Shaw pack.

Milo would only sing Bruno Mars songs.

Sweetheart would only sing Lady Gaga songs.

Angel would deafen them with Camila Cabello and Justin Beiber songs.

Asher is blasting Ayesha Erotica.

Babe is blasting MLP and Monster High songs. (I'm pushing this fucking agenda, rip it from me whores)

Darlin' would look Sam in the eyes and sing Old Town Road.

David is regretting his decision of hosting it at his house.

Vincent would take it upon himself to play Chappell Roan since nobody was thinking of it.

SOMEONE (Amanda) would not stop spamming 365 by Charli XCX

[ohanny]

the narrative is afraid of having kim and kenta share space for longer than five seconds because kim would take one look at kenta's frankly pathetic state of existence and decide he just has to give this man self esteem out of sheer spite.

[grandwretch]

I've decided I love punk Steve but only if he still looks and acts exactly the same way, he just also happens to own every punk record he's been able to get his hands on since '78

Eddie loses his mind the first time he stays over and sees Steve's massive record collection

[genericpuff]

Intresting how its only trivializing and mocking green myths when non-greek white people do it, but not when non-greek poc do it. Its almost if you dont actually care

lmao bro what

i literally have zero clue what you're arguing here, "stop criticizing rachel for writing her greek myth retelling from a predominantly whitewashed westernized and christian-washed point view" ?? yeah okay lol

[booigi-boi]

Favorite StarCanWrecked character of all time?

Not a day goes by when I don't think about these three. The term Roman Empire truly fits them. I am absolutely normal about them and would spend the rest of my days drawing them for free, no questions asked

The headcanons I have for them, the made up lore I've made for these three himbos we're probably never going to see again. Can you imagine Sean and Sinead were told to get rid of them? How dare the person who told them that. How can you have Headless without Brom's Babes when they're part of the original source material? Who would out himbo the himbo if you got rid of them? Those three chickens? Well, of course, but Brom's Babes!

Just name me the number one fan of them, I'm ready for all the consequences. These three are my children. My probably 10 year older than me children. They're my spoopy fancy himbo boys who will go grave robbing for you 🐓🐓🐓

I've never loved characters more. And yes, you do not separate them, they're basically a hivemind, just sharing one brain cell. Cal holds that brain cell most of the time tho. Blair rarely uses it because he fried the other cells. Tripp forgets he can use it

Anyway yeah, Brom's Babes are cool, you should watch Headless

🐓💞🐓💞🐓

[qcomicsy]

Explain which fucked up character is more of a twink; Jason or Bruce. Elaborate on why you think this. (12 marks)

Alright So,

Jason is a hunk

He's not a twink, I believe if anyone ever called him a twink he would be so shocked he would forget how to punch them. He's a hunk. A twunk even. He's built, strong looks as big as a fucking closet.

I mean look at this mf

Now his father???

This is what twink death looks like:

And for the definition.

You know those gradients people do with actors and other celebrities when they go from Twink to Daddy? As much as Bruce Wayne isn't my cup of tea.

This is him.

Like– It's literally him

He's the Twink -> Daddy Gotham edition.

And before someone comes in here and says " Oh He's still a twink–" Do not lie to yourself, he can be whatever you want him to be in your heart, but that man is huge, he's a CLOSET. His son is 6,0 and he managed to be BROADER. He's humongous. He can carry bane on his fucking back that's not a twink deed that's a brawny motherfucker he could break our arms like a twig.

I, in fact. I could argue that Bruce Wayne could actually be a bear depending on the artist that draw him (which also makes debatable the argument that Bruce Wayne in fact shaves his chest and I would say that's probably with laser because no razor makes a man chest and abs that smooth.) but I don't think the fandom is ready for that.

On an unrelated note, Jason Todd from Wayne Family adventures is a twink and I will fight people on that–

So in conclusion,

Jason Todd, is a twunk he was never a twink in his life. His father on the other hand was a Twink that evolved to a Daddy, which leads us to the end of my dissertation where measuring which fucked up character is more of a Twink... Bruce Wayne wins the crown, congrats Bruce Wayne you will always be famous.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk where I say things with enough confidence that makes it seem like I am right. Because I am.

[sonofatoasterwaffle]

The theme of this episode is "using people who are NOT your therapist as a therapist"

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Some time after the events of SoK

Rangi: Kyoshi, what's this about the Fire Lord telling me that you are, and I quote: "The failure of diplomacy." and "The breakdown of negotiations." Rangi: No no, don't you dare speak. You finish that fucking snickers. Once we're done with that, we're signing you up for some classes. Rangi: "There is no escalation of hostilities beyond Kyoshi." The hell there is??? Did you forget I exist???

[slyandthefamilybook]

asking people their pronouns is the bare minimum of trans acceptance and it's something we've had to drag cis people kicking and screaming into doing. where the fuck do you get off throwing all that progress out the window because you like it when people are mean to you actually