#baby b

[septembersung]

A mom’s job in life is to embarrass her children.

[lifesizehysteria]

My son just did his first “your mom” response to something I said. This is the beginning of tweenhood and he’s only 7. 😭😭😭

[longeyelashedtragedy]

THAT SAKA GOAL WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I AM CRYING

[healthyfitprincess]

You can call me Aunt Koko 🥰🩵

So excited to have spent this weekend in Colorado meeting my perfect little nephew.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[tiger-grace]

(Batman gets de-aged in a fight)

Duke: he really does look like Damian if you squint, doesn’t he?

Jason, walking in: oh, look, it’s the poster child for untreated youth mental illness

Tim: no, thats Bruce, not-

Jason: did I stutter

[adistidaramutia]

Binar Bulan Baiduri

Tanggal 18 September 2023 saya berhasil melahirkan anak kedua. Kenapa saya katakan ‘berhasil’? Karena sebelumnya saya pernah mencoba dan gagal. Dua kali saya keguguran. Kedua janin itu gugur ketika usianya masih hitungan minggu. Tapi sedihnya saya pendam berminggu-minggu. Mungkin itu juga yang menyebabkan ketika ada orang yang melihat perut buncit saya kemudian bertanya, “Ini hamil anak…

[doks-aux]

The idea of William Afton genuinely loving his children is so much more interesting to me than the alternative, not just because it's more tragic and makes his motivations make more sense, but also because it's fucking hilarious.

You are about to be obliterated from this Earth by a six-foot-something zombie rabbit, and your last moments are spent terrified and deeply confused as he shows you pictures of his kids in a blood-stained wallet: a clearly haunted bear costume, a limitlessly unnerving chrome clown doll, and what looks like Grimace's corpse left to shrivel in the sun.

[septembersung]

Taught my son who has a pumpkin hyperfixation how to hand sew fabric pumpkins. He’s making them as favors for his upcoming fall festival party. And this is why I love homeschooling.

[lifesizehysteria]

B has been in dual language for a year and a half now and all of a sudden he’s starting to just randomly drop Spanish words into his casual conversation on accident. He’s always done it on purpose, asking if we knew what something meant or making a show of it, but only now has it started to happen without even thinking about it. It’s pretty cool.

[koolaidashley]

THATS HIS BABY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[suedoodle]

I remembered the song...

Recalling gave me a thought. 💭 I acted upon it. ✍️

[hinamie]

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