#baby in walmart

[daughterzell]

superboy shows off the new baby he and robin kept

[saccharineandmasturbatory]

this is making me like actually cry

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 287

self indulgent headcanon that sollux and kanaya were friends really young and also are both trans

i like to think they'd try trading outfits with some of their old pre-transition clothes but unfortunately given both of their respective aesthetics i don't think it would go very well

[codacheetah]

My horrible little star they have every disease

Beanie baby Loop... oh poor thang... based on the much more dignified creature by @insertdisc5

[o-wyrmlight]

Hey.

Kim teaching Harry how to skateboard and Harry teaching Kim how to roller skate.

Harry thinks he fucking sucks at first because Kim gets the hang of roller skating pretty quickly. As it turns out, skateboarding is a lot harder than roller skating.

I don’t know where I’m going with this. Um. Kim still prefers skateboarding because of the technical aspect and risk factor but he’s surprised he enjoys how chill roller skating is.

Harry enjoys skateboarding because a) time with Kim as a teacher and b) oh wow a challenge? Your physical instrument loves challenges. You will conquer this with the force of your—what do you mean this is more the centipede’s thing? Holy shit no wonder Kim’s so cool

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My best friend and I lived in a small rural area in a small house and we ran some kind of agency together from it. One day, we got a knock on the door and someone left a baby on the doorstep with $5 million in cash and a note that said "please take care of them".

The rest of the dream was pretty much a sitcom of me and him taking care of this baby and buying baby necessities at Walmart while scrambling to take care of the child.

[swaglet]

? toddler🫵🏻

[therollypollyrolli]

heheheh

sorry for the pixelated issue :)

[ash-of-ruins]

I just spent 2 hours drawing a Bowigi version of that one dad meme. I know one already exists for Bowser and Jr., but my QPP insisted I make this.

I like to think this is their canon size difference, lol.

[teethkid67]

@east-coast-snowboarder i imagine he and connor might share a beer every once in a while ... ignoring the whole kidnapping situation

[possumkingluca]

I got the morbiusly a beast christmas tree

[dragoncarrion]

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️: SOMEONE'S UGLY TODDLER 👶 IS STARING 👁️👁️ AT ME FOR NO APPARENT OR DISCERNIBLE REASON. ⚠️ IF SUCH ACTION IS NOT CEASED✋ WITHIN 20 SECONDS ⏱️ FROM THE EMISSION OF THIS MESSAGE 🔊, SAID BABY WILL BE COLLECTED AND USED AS AN INGREDIENT🥩 FOR THE 🍲 COMMUNAL BBQ COOKOUT 🍖. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION 👍

[bugmistake]

i always get so excited when i see snoopy stuff in stores as if he's my indie underground fav and not one of the most recognizable cartoon dogs of all time

[thesilverlady]

If someone has told me before the show that Aemond would be a fan favorite over Jace and luke, and Helaena would be a fan favorite over Rhaena and Baela I wouldn't have believed them. But here we are.

goes to show how an adaptation tragically has the power to influence the perception of a viewer. So many people who got onto the book after the show mix these two when it comes to discourse, canon events and characterization

[rownanisntwriting]

WIP INTRO: Black Forrest Cake

I am finally handing over BFC's WIP intro! It has been a long time since I have been able to properly make a post. My laptop died on me, and I just recently got a new one! Whether or not you care, you know now.

disclaimer: this is an original work, and any sort of plagiarism will not be tolerated.

Genre: Adult literary fiction (?)

Synopsis: Front worker Rosemarie and dishwasher Simon find out the owners of Good Intentions aren't all that good.

Setting: someplace in Illinois

Trigger warnings: violence, blood, animal death, cult depictions, death

The vibes: misty mornings, pot-roast, Gilmore Girls, chipped green nail polish, summer into autumn, doc martens, mohair cardigans, bruised knuckles, almond cookies, bitter black coffee, an awkward pairing, kind smiles, sweet tea, autumn leaves, hushed whispers in a closet, bitten lips, soft glances, awkward pining, a cult in the woods, muddy footprints, a butchers knife.

click me for the playlist! and click me for the pinterest board!

Snippet from the first chapter "Maraschino Red" below the cut!

Almonds hide the taste of cyanide; this fact Rosemarie will always remember as she places a cookie on the porcelain plate, a single almond half placed carefully in its center. In front of her stands a mother with her child, bags bruising her under eye, a strange compliment to the blue veins beneath her translucent lids and olivine eyes. She already has a mug of coffee at her table—black, but Rosemarie watched her empty three tan packets of brown sugar into her cup.

let me know if anyone would like to join a tag list! otherwise, it is nice to be back at it!

[crystalleoi]

saw an art challenge on twitter and decided to draw my oc