Honestly, viewing Ford & Fiddleford’s relationship from the perspective of a Gravity Falls citizen is kind of crazy because, it’s the early 80s & this elusive, out-of-towner scientist has been working & living by himself in a secluded woodland cabin for like 6 years & then, all of a sudden, this southern scientist guy joins him &, on occasion, they start showing up in town together, going to the carnival with one another & eating at the diner together amongst various other activities.
As the months pass, the cracks in their relationship begin to show, even to outsiders, all the while coinciding with even stranger occurrences than normal. Unexplained beams of light emanate from their shared cabin, gravity’s pull on the Earth lessens, causing people & objects to float in midair at random intervals & the scientists themselves seem visibly sleep-deprived, on-edge & paranoid.
This escalates to them having a very public & highly volatile argument at the local diner they frequent, in front of numerous other patrons. They’d see Ford storm off & curse Fiddleford under his breath, tossing a ring into the lake. They’d see Fiddleford’s desperation & fear, as he hopelessly urges Ford to accept the thesis (which, to them, just look like various non-specific papers) he painstakingly put together for him, pleading with him to abandon their project.
Then, with no warning, the southerner just disappears, only to reemerge years, if not decades later as a crazed recluse. The main scientist, however, he’s still showing up in town, but this time around he’s different somehow, he’s wild, unhinged & downright masochistic. He wreaks havoc on the townsfolk & upon himself as he harasses law enforcement, strips naked, eats live spiders, & even becomes an early adopter of the “tramp stamp” &, is overall, a general nuisance.
After causing a bit of chaos, he just straight up disappears for a few weeks until he announces that now he gives guided tours of his lab & has a mullet. Nearly all of this happens before the Society of the Blind Eye has properly formed too, so unless Fiddleford was just going on mass mind erasing sprees in his spare time, there’s no way people forgot about this, at least not immediately.
In conclusion, all of this just looks like an extremely messy breakup, which, is partially true, lmao.
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I hadn't seen 50% off in years but I came across this scene randomly and it reminded me of the colours, so i threw a little comic together of my faves being illiterate
and a little bonus Vio content under the cut
hes such a bitch i love him
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[Jaster Mereel ends up in clone wars era]
Jaster: so when you said you have a lot of brothers I was imagining maybe 4 or 5
Fox, thinking of his batch: yeah that’s what I meant
Jaster: I’ve counted at least 25 people who look just like Jango
Fox: oh! You mean in total? Like a few million
Jaster, internally: didn’t he say he was ace???
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for the first time since I was a tiny child, I actually felt safe as well as happy six months of being an uncle as well as my heart did that flippy thing and it's never really done that before as well as I could shapeshift into you, you could shapeshift into me, we know each other so well it wouldn't be that different as well as that's the plan as well as hello from the editing zone as well as probably what phil's done for me as well as do I have to run and catch you as well as Phil's in his own little world as well as four-thousand year-old tortoises as well as I want to be there so you don't have to be brave as well as, as well as, as well as. They loved each other the entire time.
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Nami: So really what I’m saying is that you should probably have some sort of requirement for what you’re looking for in a romantic partner
Nami: And then you can marry them. Like I married Vivi :)
Luffy: I just want someone who can cook for me!
Luffy: But Sanji already does that. And nobody can cook better than Sanji. And nobody is prettier than Sanji
Luffy: So I’ll just marry Sanji! :D
Nami: Oh my god??
Sanji:
Sanji: Wait hold on back up wait a second—
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