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anxiouslyfred · 1 hour ago
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Hollow Horizons
Summary: After years of his identity as aromantic being dismissed, Roman decides to use the excuse of following the soulmate glow to escape his hometown and go on a journey to find somewhere better. A diner he stops in gives him the way to find more people just like him.
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Roman had tried dating. People needed to understand, he had tried dating, tried to enjoy casual relationships everyone was pushed to have as teenagers so their soulmates would have a good partner. He had tried.
They had all made his skin crawl and ended when he fled one too many dates with excuses of family commitments. His longest relationship lasted a month only because the man he’d been with viewed it as a challenge to date someone who didn’t want to be dated.
Blocking that man everywhere was the second best decision of Roman’s life so far.
The best decision was taking to the internet to look at LGBTQ+ identities again. He read through definitions of identities for hours before learning about aromantics, and all the time was worth it.
Roman was Aromantic and everything made more sense now.
Except nobody believed him or that it was a real identity. Everyone knew everyone has a soulmate and they’d all find them at some point in their life and anybody claiming not to was lying or delusional.
After months of this, Roman was resolute: He would claim to be following his soulmate glow to leave his hometown and gradually cut off contact with everyone who expected to hear of a whirlwind romance happening.
There had to be a happy ending waiting for him in the world
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“Hi there stranger, can I get you anything?” The greeting was called cheerfully from the counter as Roman wandered into the diner. He’d been travelling for a week and was debating where he should stay that night while pausing his drive for a meal.
“Burger and a coke please, and maybe a map to a motel for the night?” He requested, sitting at the bar with a small smile.
The man behind the counter noted his order quickly, calling into the kitchen before turning back to Roman, “Are you passing through on your way somewhere?��
“Trying to find somewhere I can be me. I’m not sure it exists though.” He replied more honestly than he usually would be to strangers. “I’m Roman, by the way.”
“I’m Patton and Logan is in the kitchen.” Patton gestured to the window connecting the rooms. “Is it a soulmate quest you’re on?”
Roman couldn’t avoid pulling a face, “I hope not. Romance is very much uncomfortable.”
“We’ve got a couple friends who’d agree with you over at ‘Hollow Horizons’. Stay in town a few days to go and meet them.” The suggestion was given as Roman’s drink was placed on the counter with a warm smile.
“What is ‘Hollow Horizons’?” He asked intrigued, “And can you suggest somewhere I could stay?”
The man in the kitchen leant through the window. “It’s a bookshop. I’ll get a map of afforable places drawn while you eat. Food’s ready in ten.”
“Thanks Logan!” Patton beamed at the small smile he was given. “We’re soulmates which is simpler than your experience, I believe.”
“My experience? Do you mean not wanting a soulmate?” Roman paused at the tone directed to him. It sounded like he’d been accepted about disliking that version of a happy ending but he couldn’t figure out what else was meant.
Patton enthusiastically nodded, “Janus tried explaining it to me once, and Lo read a book or two on it. Some of our greatest explorers were just like you, he said.”
“You’re confusing him, Patton. Why don’t you let Janus offer him an explanation tomorrow and ask about his travels so far instead.” Logan called, but didn’t move into view at all.
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Roman had promised to return to the diner the next night and decided to book a few nights at the B&B Patton seemed to like the owner of, claiming, “Remy’s the best. If you struggled to sleep he’d got all the tips to help and Emile got his cooking qualifications at the same time as Logan. They should both be Doctor’s I swear.”
It was a nice looking place, and the display of teas to one end of the counter actually encouraged Roman to relax there.
“Sup Babes, Are you Roman? Pattycake said he was sending you our way.” The receptionist greeted, lowering the sunglasses they were wearing.
“Yes, that’s me. Do you have a room available for a few nights?” He nodded, dropping his bag to the floor to get his wallet out.
He got a nod in return as they turned to the wall of keys. “Sure thing. The names Remy. I’m here in the evenings. You’ll meet Emile tomorrow morning. Are you paying now or when you check out?”
Roman thought for a moment before deciding, “Now for the first two nights and I’ll decide later if I’m staying for longer than that.”
“Great, Here’s your key, let’s get the other stuff sorted now.”
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Emile turned out to be an eccentric, energetic man with a reference for every sentence said, even just breakfast orders. Roman liked him a lot but was ready to spend the day lost in town after the fourth soulmate story was referenced in quick succession. He didn’t want to ask for directions if that’d get another brought up.
Except Emile interrupted himself from a discussion of the friendships on yet another show, saying, “Oh bother, I’ve made the same mistake Pooh bear did in Eeyore’s New Home. Talking on instead of asking where you’re going today.”
“Patton suggested I visit a bookshop in town. I think it was ‘Hallowed Horizons’.” Roman said, frowning a little as the shop name sounded wrong and wondering if he’d changed the name of it accidentally.
It was amusing when Emile then gasped, “’Hollow Horizons’?” and hurried into the entryway, bringing back a leaflet. “My faux pas grows I suspect, but it’s easy to get to Virgil’s shop.” He began explaining the directions, placing the leaflet beside Roman’s plate.
Roman nodded, looking at the small map before querying, “Patton said it belonged to someone called Janus. Who’s Virgil?”
“They’re co-owners. Fight something rotten sometimes, like Katara and Zuko, but both decent people at the end of the day,” Emile nodded. “But I do find Virgil the nicer of the paid, less prone to wear a mask or distrust everyone, but a bit abrasive.”
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Hollow Horizons was a small shop from the outside, dark enough that Roman almost walked straight past it and then stared for a while trying to figure out if it was open. The only indication it actually was was a small sign beside the doorhandle but once Roman spotted it he wasted no time in entering.
Someone in an oversized hoodie behind the counter made a discontented noise as they sat up straighter, “Sup, Hollow Horizons has all the rare kinds of books you could hope for. Are you looking for a particular book?”
“I’m not sure. Someone at the diner I went to last night recommended I come here.” Roman replied, looking over the displays curiously.
He startled as a frustrated growl came from behind him, “Roman then? Janus said Patton was telling him we should hire you. I’m Virgil and bet Pat’s skipped a hundred steps in that idea of his.” Virgil paused, looking Roman over before gesturing further back in the shop, “Might want to check out the shelf on soulmate studies back there. I started with ‘Broken Bonds’, Janus pushes ‘Identities Without Mates’ but for Logan to agree with sending you here there’ll be something to catch your eye on those shelves.
Roman had started to frown at the subject he was pointed to until he heard the book titles being recommended. It was easier to focus on that than the idea a man he’d met once had tried to get a job for him when he didn’t know how long he’d remain in town.
Neither of the titles mentioned caught Roman’s attention. Instead the first book he focused on showed the arch of a horizon, glowing to the right of the cover with violet light. It was a familiar sight to Roman as that was supposed to be the glow that drew soulmates together; one he’d half-heartedly been following since his journey began. He reached for the book curiously despite expecting it to praise the soulmates most people said everyone had.
‘Unreachable’ was the title of the book:
Welcome to the stories of people who wil never reach the glow supposed to mark their soulmates location.
Despite common belief, history is scattered with people without soulmates and their records have been found and discredited for long enough. Open this book and learn of authors breaking hearts with loveless stories and adventurers as much running from the expectations of their society as towards a glow that never moved nearer to them.
We are the ones with unreachable soulmates because they don’t exist and if you feel the same, we welcome you ever more.
Roman had never been moved to tears by the blurb of a book before but the blub of ‘Unreachable’ had managed it.
He hugged the book to his chest, moving back to the counter Virgil was sat at and very reluctantly placing it down, “This please.”
“Sure. You need a tissue?” Virgil offered, scanning the book and gesturing to a tissue box on the side.
“Thank you.” Roman agreed, dabbing at his eyes, “Don’t know why I’m like this. I’ve said I’m aro for years.”
Virgil shrugged, saying nothing about the book being hugged as soon as it was bagged, “Bet you’ve only had people discrediting you since the start. People suck.”
He sniffed, nodding as he struggled to get his wallet out and pay one handed.
“Come back if you want to talk more about the book or anything.” Virgil called after him as he left. Roman was sure he would listen and be back soon enough.
For all his life he’d been told there was a soulmate out there for him and finally here was ‘Unreachable’ saying there wasn’t but he could still achieve amazing things. Here were people accepting him easily.
Whether he stayed in town only long enough to read the book or for longer, he’d found a happy pause to celebrate.
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chapollynh · 3 months ago
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Chez le Père Lathuille by Édouard Manet, but make it Good Omens! Muriel is very confused but she's investigating them because she is a human police officer
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radiance1 · 2 years ago
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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.
The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.
Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.
So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?
He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.
The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.
It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?
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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?
He'll give them some points for dedication, though.
Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.
The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.
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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.
For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).
It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.
Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!
He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.
And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.
Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.
It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.
At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.
So he answers and is gone with a pop.
Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.
Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.
Fuck.
Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.
So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.
The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.
Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.
The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.
Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.
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ckret2 · 1 year ago
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So y'all know the Gravity Falls production bible that leaked three weeks ago. Someone in one of my discord servers pointed this out:
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And, naturally, that spawned an entire AU.
AU Concept: Ford was kicked out instead of Stan and takes a job as a trucker to makes ends meet since he couldn't go to college, while still studying the weird and anomalous however he can.
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Ford driving around from quirky small town to quirky small town, drifting through the liminal spaces of truck stops, meeting odd people in isolated diners, seeing strange things out on the road—a deer with too many eyes bounding across a two-lane highway, a flirty woman at a rest stop who doesn't blink or breathe, mysterious lights in the sky at night, inhuman growls on the CB or 50-year-old broadcasts on the radio—and taking notes when he stops for gas or food.
Aside from having gotten kicked out before graduating high school, Ford's the same person he is in canon.
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He's still an ambitious guy, and here "ambitious" means working hard and saving as much money as he can—so, a long haul owner-operator who spends weeks at a time on the road. (He goes through a LOT of educational audiobooks.) Plus, this is the easiest way for him to get to travel the country; and since it looks like his "travel the world" dreams with Stan are dead, he'll take what he can get.
Since he's never in the same spot long and carries his life in a truck, almost all of Ford's research is in his journal. His bag of investigation supplies has an instant camera, a portable tape recorder, a thermometer, a flashlight, rubber gloves, and a few zip lock bags—and that's about it. It has to share space with all his clothes, toiletries, and nonperishable food when he's on the road. He doesn't have much opportunity to closely examine anything odd he finds, unless he's lucky enough to run into something when he can stop for the night. He has to cram his paranormal research around the side of his full-time job.
He doesn't live in Gravity Falls, but he knows it exists. Every time he moves—to Chicago, to Nebraska, to California—he seems to inch closer. He currently lives in Portland and usually hauls loads between the Pacific Northwest and Chicago or New York. He stops at the truck stop outside Gravity Falls when he can and has gone fishing in town a few times. He doesn't have the benefit of extensive research to know that this is the weirdest town in the world; but it seems pretty weird to him, there are local rumors about the town, and he's had some weird experiences in the area.
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Plus, he can't explain it, but it's like the town's calling to him. He wants to move there, but it'd put him over an hour outside of Portland where the nearest jobs are. Maybe if somebody chucked him like $100k to build a cabin in the woods; but what are the odds of that?
He does know Fiddleford. Truck broke down somewhere and Fiddleford kindly pulled over to fix it on the fly. They looked at each other, had mutual knee-jerk "dumb trucker/hillbilly" reactions, and within ten minutes both went "oh wait you're the most brilliant genius i've ever met." Fiddleford's living the same life he was in canon before Ford called him to Gravity Falls—with his family in California, trying to start a computer company out of his garage—but they make friends and keep in contact.
One time Ford stops at a kitschy roadside knickknack store that also sells new agey magic things—crystals, tarot cards, incense, etc. He bought a "lucky" rearview mirror ornament that looks like an Eye of Providence in a top hat and hung it from his cab fan, and ever since then he's had weird dreams whenever he sleeps in his truck.
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Things I don't know yet: what Stan's up to; or why Ford's the one who got kicked out. I tend to believe that in canon Stan wasn't just kicked out because he ruined Ford's college prospects, but rather because the family thought he deliberately sabotaged Ford; so in this AU, Ford would've been kicked out over a proportionate crime.
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hey-heigo · 3 months ago
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taking first watch
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the wip doodle and lineart. in my mind they're waiting to get picked up by the future foundation at a safe location (the airport) and trying to get some rest before then - out of the three of them, byakuya is faring the best (kyoko hasn't been sleeping well since even before the last two trials, makoto fell down a trash chute) and so volunteered for the night
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urghblergh · 10 months ago
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Late Night Reading 🌌✨
Cringe 2010s Galaxy Print Version 😄
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kirby-the-gorb · 5 months ago
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antlersish · 5 months ago
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Agh first attempt at a comic because hyperfixation makes you do crazy things
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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago
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while I think lords of fortune rook is probably one of the faction backgrounds that tie the least well into the overarching story for me so far, I must admit that I do see the inherent allure and hilarity in the character concept of someone who somehow manages to save the world based on nothing but the power of being a really good hang
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ccycloneblogging · 1 year ago
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Oh boy, a group shot?
This is a part of an idea a friend and I had, but I really wanted to show off the full crew! As you can see, I'm still adjusting their designs
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chiropteracupola · 9 months ago
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Patience and curiosity, as you learn about each other.
[stephen maturin, requested by @dxppercxdxver]
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bakedtato223 · 9 months ago
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Dancing in the sunset ☀️
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Alt ver + pose ref credit
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cherry-treelane · 2 months ago
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There's something so poetic about how El is the centre of all the chaos, wanted by the government and military and Mike is her strong calm that doesn't hesitate to get sucked into her storm and stand by her side in the face of any conflict. Like guys. This little boy did not hesitate to protect her and stand off in the face of the government to defend her, going against all the typical patriotic rule-following norms of an American Suburbanite Middle class nuclear family. He comes from pure safe normalcy but doesn't hesitate to run in the other direction heading towards chaos and danger if it means she's there... because he feels safest with her and is driven by the instinct to protect her. 😭🩷 There's something so beautiful and inspiring about someone as hurt and troubled and chaotic as El being loved in such a simple, unconditional way. Mike doesn't see her for the chaos she represents which surrounds her, he sees her for the innocent goodness that she actually is— her calm, gentle demeanour and the warmth it makes him feel. He understands that all the danger that comes with being with her is through no fault of her own, and actively works to help combat all the forces against her. He knows that despite being the centre of the chaos she's not the cause of it, she's the remedy for the effect of it and that is an undeserved, exhausting punishment yet a burden she bears regardless without complaint— a sign of her innate goodness which Mike recognises and loves her for all the more. Even moreso, he works to share that burden with her and criticise it because he sees how innocent and undeserving she is of the responsibility infringed upon her. His willingness to take all of this on is so wholesome and exactly the kind of sweet effort-full love that a character like El deserves, which is so gratifying for the audience to see.
#mileven#something intense about how the one girl he wants#the only one he has and will ever loved#is also the only one that is supposed to be off limits and unconventional for him#they come from two completely different backgrounds#him a middle class nuclear American family#her born and bred as a weapon to use in the Cold War#forever wanted by the government for her uses as a spy and such rather than a normal girl who wants a future with love and a family#yet despite all of these expectations mike doesnt gaf and only sees her as the love of his life#and he'll never stop fighting for their chance to live happily together as a normal couple even if shes treated otherwise 🩷#When he tells the gov he'd never tell them where she is#when he surrenders himself to them as long as it holds them off from getting to her a little longer#when he throws himself into direct danger in s2 in the tunnels#when he proves once again his ability to make logical rational plans in s3 that protect everyone and lessen the burden on el#s4 - he immediately devotes himself to getting her back from the clutches of the government#theyre so excellent man. Mike Wheeler is the perfect boyfriend#he doesnt care about the fact that he shouldn't love her#all he cares about is that he does love her#The lab kept trying to stamp out her individuality and stamp her objectification on her wrist so that everyone else could see her#as the weapon she was raised to be#but Mike immediately ignored that and gave her a real name#from the beginning he only ever saw her as the courageous brilliant hopeful pretty girl that he loved#even when everyone else knew her as eleven the lab girl with mind powers first#mike always saw her as el the unique girl locked deep within her who he wanted to get to know and love#this wasnt supposed to be the lengthy monster that it is but what can i say. im insane about these two#Who's up in the big 2025 appreciating Mileven as the fictional paragon of true love 🗣️🗣️🗣️#the romeo and julietism of mileven#but better#when she keeps up the strong front until shes with him then she can collapse in his arms and be needy and vulnerable#e.g. s3 billy fight scene... s4 desert reunion
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i hit yall with some kubosai before, now time for my other favorite ship, nensai >:)
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dreamsy990 · 1 year ago
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some of the less nice thoughts about being aroace
extras below the cut
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sketch
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closeups on my favorite panels
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bonus: adios
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theallianceofcelestials · 5 months ago
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So @deyisacherry was curious about the Wedding AU I mentioned in my previous post, so here it is. Prepare for crack and a crossover with TSAMS.
So first of all, timelines. Over MASM it's pre-Chica introduction, and over at TSAMS it's pre-Subtle Foreshadowing *suffering screams intensify*
Beware, pure crack:
Sooo MASM Eclipse, the fucking creature, falls through a rift in between dimensions, and crawls out of the ballpit over at TSAMS's Daycare while Sun is the only in there, probably cleaning. So, in typical MASM Eclipse (is there a specific nickname for him? Like with Moonblock and Sunblock?) way the guy is raving about something - probably how much better he is, and what the heck are these shapes (balls) - and Sun, having dealt with crazy before, starts agreeing and praising the guy, so he'll leave and crawl back to where he came from.
But with the flavor of entity MASM Eclipse is, he falls for the guy who so clearly is the only sane person, having noticed immediately how much superior Eclipse is. And literally (I can't emphasize that enough) in a blink of an eye, Sun goes from being in the Daycare to walking down a wedding aisle, with the Creator strapped to a gurney rolling down beside him. He's in a white wedding suit that he doesn't know where it came from, nor how it's fitting him so well.
On one side of him, are all his family members tied to rolling chairs. Earth, Solar, Lunar, Dazzle and Jack sit in the front row with Nexus, Ruin and Dark Sun of all people sitting behind them. Lunar has already tipped his chair over and is gnawing on Nexus's tied leg. He can see Monty, Eclipse V4, Foxy and FC with Puppet behind them, along with their new dimension's Sun/Moon. A row or so behind them, also tied somehow, are Gemini, Nebula and Taurus. And in the very back row, taking up the entire row, is the Wither Dragon. Sun doesn't know how it's there. Tied. With rope.
On his other side are also tied people, a Sun, Moon, Monty, Freddy, Foxy and Roxy. The Sun seems to be switching between trying to squirm out of the ropes, and glowering at the Moon, while the Moon is staring at him, then the Sun, looking dead on the inside a little.
He's so distracted by the mind numbing confusion he doesn't hear what the priest is saying to him, only giving a haphazard "Yeah, sure." when he's asked about something. And then there's a ring on his finger. And he gets a smooch from the Eclipse. That's when he realises he just got married. To an Eclipse. Next to him, in the spot reserved for the best man/maid of honor, Moon looks just as shocked.
After a bit he's mentioning how he thought he'd be the best man on his brother's wedding, but at least he'd know his brother's significant other before the wedding.
During the after ceremony party, Sun begins to slowly untie his family's hands after Ruin mentions he wants cake, and Sun's in too big shock to be like: yeah, I hate this guy kinda. So he unties people's hands at least, ignoring Dark Sun, Nexus, the Creator, the Wither Dragon and the weird other dimensional people. Jack and Dazzle, having never been tied, are picking flowers. (Dazzle was the flower girl)
Sun, kind of afraid, asks Eclipse what they'll do on their wedding night, and Eclipse answers they'll do what everyone does obviously, Sun begins to sweat, plot evil things.
The cake is actually pretty good, which he mentions to his new husband, who boasts that of course, his chef is the best. He then points to said chef, and Sun asks if he's that blue rabbit. To which Eclipse says his chef i no rabbit, only knowing one blue bunny who's his arch nemesis, Bonnie the bunny. Who's a sheriff.
Now I kinda thought it'd be cool if the quick select inventory of MASM people was actually their belt, and visible to people from other dimensions who aren't from Minecraft dimensions, so Sun can see the glaring sheriff hat, which he asks his husband about. He's kinda shocked to find Eclipse(block????????) can't see the glaringly obvious thing there.
So he goes up to the "chef" to ask whether he's a sheriff or nah, and when a gun gets pointed at him, with a whisper of don't blow my cover, he gets kinda angry and just hits off the chef hat to replace with the sheriff one. Eclipse obviously pulls a Doofenshmirtz, and yells at everyone to get down, also pulling out a gun. So a shoot out starts happening, and Sun just backs away.
Moon suggests he grabs the tazergun that's on him, and he does so, warning his apparent husband and shooting the rabbit multiple times, because despite how sudden this is, and with whom it is, this is STILL HIS WEDDING AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO HAVE IT BE EVEN MORE RUINED
They kinda just leave Bonnie there, and Sun tells his husband they're gonna have rabbit stew. Eclipse happily exclaims: Great! Sun get the stew, he'll get the rabbit. Then he leaves Sun there.
He turns towards the people he assumes are from his new husband's dimension, and asks if this is normal. It's important to note Monty's and Foxy's snouts are taped, and Moonblock is crying on the ground face down. Sunblock tells him yes.
Seeing as he's the only semi sane one, because the Freddy's just kind of smiling into the void, he unties Sunblock too, who follows him into the kitchen.
Upon learning the horrifying situation that's happening in MASM, he takes this kid under his wing, because what the hell, and begins teaching him how to cook. He's kind of having a freak out about how everything Sunblock cuts or peels ends up cube shaped.
Eclipse(block) returns with a "rabbit" that's actually just a person in a bunny suit, so Sun tells him it's not good enough for their 'evil stew', and Eclipse(block) agrees, throwing the person out. Before he can leave, Sun texts him an actual rabbit farm's address, so they don't end up with another human in a rabbit costume situation.
He actually tells Sunblock he's proud of him when he finishes cutting up the potatoes, and the kid begins crying so hard it's concerning. He pats him on the back a little, telling him to watch the stew, while he goes out to talk with Moonblock, to ask why he's crying still.
Freddy tells him Moonblock has been in love with Sunblock this entire time, and is just bad at expressing his affection and thought his bullying was teasing, so Sun makes an offer to coach him about it, because he knows what a Sun likes, (maybe??), so he can help Moonblock better himself so Sunblock will maybe like him. He asks his Moon and EAPS Moon to be positive role models for him.
Then he sets Jack on Bonnie, telling him he said a mean thing about Dazzle. When Solar tries stepping in, he tells him the MASM lore, so Solar decides to look away just this once. They also set Jack on MASM Foxy and Monty.
It is now a good time to mention that during the wedding, because of his loud hackling and insults, Eclipse(block??) created a remote out of a stick, a leaf and the priest's spit of all things, and muted the Creator. Other people - see Nexus - were muted in a different way.
Upon return to the kitchen is is flooded with tears, and the stew is now overly salty. Sun doesn't mention this however, deciding to add pasta instead too. Eclipse(block) return with an actual - live - rabbit, and when Sun mentions skinning it, he just stabs it, earning the loot from it. Sun is horrified to find the organs and bones gone.
He asks his new husband how to unmute people, getting told to just say unmute, and he leaves his husband with their new 'evil apprentice'. He thinks he sees Eclipse read a parenting book.
He approaches Dark Sun, hoping he has answers about what's going on, but he only gets a negative, but they both confirm it's probably a Minecraft dimension, and not a fever dream. Then Sun unmutes Nexus too, not before warning him to behave because the only thing keeping him alive right now is Sun tellin g Taurus to wait until after the wedding to kill him, because it's a happy occasion, and leaves him and Dark Sun against a table with a slice of cake each. They're still tied. (And the Wither Dragon's dead)
Sun also tells Moon about the rabbit thing, because he's horrified, and Moon asks if he could do experiments on Sun's new hubby. Sun declines for now.
They think Bonnie is dead, not being able to survive another dimension's laws and weapons, or is at least on the brink of death. Since he's still twitching.
So far it's only this, but like the future of this holds potential for a lot of crack treated semi-seriously. And also to better Sunblock and Moonblock's relationship, so they don't get to where canon is.
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