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Remember to drink Plenty of Water so you can produce Copious Amounts of Horrible Goo
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If it's eight bears shouldn't it be a 16/16 not an 8/8
bears repeating
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I MISS BACONNWAFFLES0 :(
#veni.txt#im refilling my queue and i seen a clip w him in it#and i was suddenly very ☹️#i miss bacon#ueueueuueueue
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{🥞}{🥞}{🥞} {🍳}{🍳}{🍳} {🥓}{🥓}{🥓}
"Just run away with me!"
["Just run away with me!"]
miss holloway from the hatchetfield universe [starkid productions] stimboard with diner themed gifs, pancakes, bacon, fried eggs and coffee!
[not requested!]
#big queue moment#virtualboard#miss holloway#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nmt#diner#breakfast#food#cooking#drink#liquid#pouring#pancakes#maple syrup#butter#bacon#frying#frying pan#egg#fried egg#coffee#black coffee#cafe#stim#stimboard#visual
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happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday it's fucking friday saturday
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
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( slang & insults i dont think iono has ever said in canon that i make her say anyway: schmook, bozo, wise guy, rube, chuckle head, dunderhead, blockhead, sucker, boob but like in the old timey insult way, coppers, 'pigs'/'bacon' in reference to police, ''flapper' and 'broad' in reference to women,
i dont know why i think the multilingual gen z chronically online vocaloid fan twitch streamer girl talks like a fucking mobster from 1920 but in my brain she does )
#i used schmook in a reply for the queue and like why do i do this HJKFSHKFJ#iono vc: UH OH FELLAS I THINK I SMELL BACON. SCATTER!!!!!!#i think only small things are getting in there for this week but ill get to older longer things soon i hope !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gonna try to finish sending some long overdue asks as well but prob not tonight im tired#headcanons; streamer fun facts#ooc; we'll be back after a word from our sponsors
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Handsy mantis and his plush hog~💛
#『ooc』 dulo rambles#my art#nnoites#nnoitra gilga#tesla lindocruz#i REALLY love how nnoitras right hand turned out#hell yeah grab that bacon#this was drawn w heavy reference for the g r i p#『✬』 Queue ; Rock It For Me
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I love getting Spock and Amanda bonding but Charades is getting on my nerves
#human spock would not be SO out of control#it’s entertaining#but I don’t think it’s true to the character#ESPECIALLY EATING BACON#GIRL HE WOULD NOT DO THAY#even when he was reverting in 3x23 he was UPSET about eating meat#Star Trek#Spock#human spock#strange new worlds#queue continuing to continuum#Taliesin's first Star Trek watch
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hello! original time. this is "time, wasted".
this one was easy for me to put together; very lyrics focused, so i didn't have to do 25 takes on a guitar solo. i've used the fingerpicking on this in another song...but this is different enough that it's, well, different.
one of the things to look out for when you're making a lot of music at once is that you don't reuse the same ideas all the time. gotta spice it up! that's where taking in a lot of material comes into play. i should go listen to more weird jazz.
go check out the album on bandcamp!
#musicians on tumblr#original music#tumblr queue function i am kissing you on the mouth right now. saving my whole bacon#whether i can post these to my other socials is any guess#Bandcamp
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dnd is a competitive game to see who can create the worst polycule
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i never remember to explain shit anymore i just vaguepost and expect people to catch up but i finally have good news, we've made a lot of progress with my parents' estate (they both ran their own businesses and you know those images of nightmare cable management? well imagine that with bank accounts) and i actually have money now - im taking a trip to Aotearoa NZ with my mate Jules next week (dark sky reserve! lotr filming locations! snow! FOOD!) and then in august i will be moving to nyc to pursue a 2 year masters degree in library science with a focus on rare materials archival studies!! shits happening in my life!! im not just sitting in my house doing nothing all day!! and like i said i have money!! if you're taking commissions lmk bc while im focused on my getaway for the next few weeks i wanna support my friends and their art and when i get back i wanna throw u cash to draw my ocs!!
#fred says a thing#personal#i havent slept (its 8am) but not for sad reasons! i was reading a good book and then i just had a lot of thoughts!#invariably i will be sad again - probably soon! i will definitely see stuff on my trip that i will want to show my parents and have to#experience the strange nature of grief-for-what-never-was several times over during otherwise great moments#- but i will also be happy in the future too!#my therapist says i definitely have ptsd! im learning more about emotional flashbacks and how to manage them!#im a human being and i will continue to be one for the rest of my life!#i hope thats a long time!#but even if that isnt something my genetics allows i was happy now! and people were happy to have me in the world!#im realising that sounds rather alarming but i just have a lot of fears about my genetics considering. you know. the cancer orphaning.#im trying to manage both my health fears and my health itself in a reasonable way! i made a chicken tomato pasta sauce last night#just from ingredients i had lying around and it was pretty good!#i have a ripe tomato i picked from the garden yesterday that today i will fry up with bacon and put on some toast i think#there are so many books i want to read#there are so many books i want to write#in a few days i will be experiencing snow (a rarity for me) and i will probably be handling the cold very poorly and i will feel excited#and uncomfortable at the same time#and for much of my life i will experience a lot of contradictory things at the same tiem#and i will experience times of great boredom and inaction! we all have to stand in queues and wait for buses and go to the dentist#and wonder what might have been#but i will experience them. i will.
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Good morning, Cakes & Cookies 😘

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every single tumblr audio post with a timestamp pre-2015 no longer loads anything for me. they just won't play. the music died
#dis.txt#wanted to rb a halcali song and maybe queue some up because it's summer and halcali bacon is a good summer album#(2 me. vibes wise) but ALL OF THE NON-SP*TIFY POSTS DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD.....#actually tragic if this applies to all of them sitewide and not just halcali (which could be a copyright thing. i'm not sure)#gif#blood ?
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gorging on these rn as if they were bracelets
#food#mc donalds#junk food#fries#bacon#cheddar#shitpost#funny#joke#text#queue are lovely#bracelet#jokes#photo#pic
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𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 I chapter two
(dr. jack abbot x nurse!reader)
⤿ chapter summary: your day off opens in a quiet, comforting way. errands and small talk feel almost enough to keep the world steady. but scattered signs—disturbed spaces, cryptic messages—suggest unseen eyes on you.
⤿ warning(s): stalking
⟡ story masterlist ; previous I next
✦ word count: 1.9k
Your first day off in twelve shifts begins the way small miracles do: with sunlight, silence, and the smell of good food.
You stand in the kitchen, spatula in hand, watching thick‑cut slices of bacon curl and pop in the cast‑iron. A pot of full black beans simmers beside them, spiced with a dash of chipotle, and sourdough toasts slowly in the oven. The kettle whistles; you pour the water over loose‑leaf tea—then carry everything to the coffee table.
You sink into the couch, remote in one hand, plate balanced carefully on your knees. The History Channel flickers to life on the TV—some World War II documentary already mid-narration. A gravelly voice drones about tank strategies and bitter winters while you dig into your breakfast: bacon, beans, toast, and two sunny-side-up eggs. When the video ends you queue another—street‑food vendors in Oaxaca—then another—an eight‑hour lo‑fi playlist you’ll never finish. Breakfast stretches into morning, warm and unhurried, crumbs gathering on your pajama pants.
By ten you’re upright, mug refilled, windows cracked to let in crisp river air. You sweep, wipe counters, toss sheets into the washer, and chase a rogue dust bunny across the hallway with the broom. Domestic quiet feels luxurious, almost decadent.
Suddenly, a sharp voice drifts through the open window. “Again?! Seriously?!”
You peer through the window and down into the courtyard. Mr. Donnelly—gray beard, Steelers cap—stands by the communal trash corral, hands on hips. Black bags are shredded, cardboard flaps torn open, and yesterday’s takeout containers scatter like confetti. The mess is worst around your bin: coffee grounds, chicken bones, a tea packet glinting foil in the sun.
You lean on the sill. “Everything okay, Mr. D?”
He looks up, exasperation softening when he sees you. “Raccoons, maybe cats. Little bandits had themselves a buffet!”
“Roger. I’ll be right down.”
You pull on jeans, an old hoodie, and rubber gloves. Downstairs you and Donnelly work side by side, scooping refuse into fresh bags, tying double knots. He mutters about city pest control; you crack jokes about raccoon Michelin ratings.
Halfway through, he wipes his brow with a sleeve. “Hey—off topic. My daughter mailed me a bottle of turmeric pills, swears they’re good for my joints. That true, or is it Facebook nonsense?”
“Turmeric can help a little with inflammation,” you say, cinching a bag, “but it’s no substitute for your prescription NSAID—and it can mess with blood thinners, so clear it with your doc first.”
He nods—ever since you spotted that odd, pearly mole on his temple last year, the one he thought was just an age spot until the biopsy came back melanoma, he treats your word like gospel. “Good to know. She also sent me a link about apple‑cider‑vinegar cures, but I figured that was bunk.”
“ACV is great on salad,” you dead‑pan, hefting another sack, “and terrible for curing anything else.”
Donnelly barks a laugh. “Knew it.”
It’s odd that only your bin is mauled, but he chalks it up to the smell of your bacon‑grease jar and you let the theory stand. When everything’s tidy you hose the concrete, angle the spray under the bins, and he grips your shoulder in a grateful squeeze.
“You’ve saved my hide twice now—first the cancer, now the critter fiasco.”
“Just doing the neighborhood rounds,” you reply, stripping off your gloves.
“Still. I owe you. If you ever need a ride anywhere, you call me.”
“Deal.”
You thank him again, head back upstairs for a shower, and let the steam rinse away trash‑day grime—and the faint, nagging thought that raccoons rarely prefer bacon grease to everyone else’s leftovers.
Upstairs, you kick off your shoes and head straight for the bathroom. Steam is already fogging the mirror by the time your hoodie hits the hamper. You stand under a scalding spray until your shoulders unknot, grit swirling away in ribbons. Shampoo, coconut body wash, a quick exfoliating scrub over the calluses that surgical gloves never let your skin forget—small rituals that reset your head as much as your body.
Fresh out, you wrap yourself in an oversized towel, pad to the bedroom, and let the day‑off uniform choose itself. You massage lotion into your hands—cuticles forever dry from incessant scrubbing—then slip your phone from the charger to check the time.
11:58. Perfect.
In the kitchen you pack a canvas tote: your wallet, a couple of mesh produce bags, the prescription bottle that needs refilling, and that one pair of trousers with a busted hem for the tailor. You make a quick mental note to add swing by the thrift store to the list on your phone; you’ve been meaning to hunt for a new lamp for a good month now.
Just as you bend to lace your boots, the phone buzzes. The screen lights with a photo: Jack's hand—broad knuckles, faint surgical nicks—cradling a steaming ceramic mug. Beneath, his caption:
4‑minute steep, no boil. 👍
A laugh snorts out before you can stop it. Jack, with the earnest proof‑of‑completion energy of a dad texting his first selfie. You thumb a reply:
Gold star, Doctor. Welcome to the leaf side.
Before you hit send, another buzz stacks above Jack’s thread. The preview text looks like a cat walked across a keyboard: ahsdklfhasdklfhaskl hi.
No name. No profile pic. A number you don’t recognize. You swiftly block the number without opening the message. Probably just spam.
Outside, the hallway smells of floor wax and warm laundry tumbling in the communal dryer—normal, safe scents. You lock the apartment, test the knob twice, then head for the stairwell, reciting the grocery list in your head like a mantra: eggs, oranges, rice and a sweet treat, maybe two or even three.
By the time your boots hit the sidewalk, sunlight on your face and the city’s Saturday hum around you, the odd text and the midnight raccoons have folded into a corner of your mind labeled later. Today is still yours, and you intend to spend every mundane minute of it.
. . .
When you swing past the Riverfront Market, the parking lot looks like a disaster drill—SUVs circling like vultures, carts jammed in every corral. You mutter a tactical retreat, swing back onto the boulevard, and promise yourself groceries will be the final stop. And so, you knock out your errands with efficiency: trousers dropped at the tailor (“two centimeters, blind hem, please”), prescription refilled, and lastly, a quick victory lap through the thrift shop where you score a tiffany desk lamp for five bucks.
An hour later, you roll into the same lot to find it blissfully tamer—maybe half‑full, the Saturday rush already migrating to lunch. Perfect. You snag a space near the cart return, grab your canvas tote, and head inside.
The produce aisle is crisp with the scent of misted greens when a familiar voice rings out behind you. “There she is—my favorite surgical saint!”
You turn as Dana—her sharp blonde bob swinging over her shoulders—eases her cart into yours with a playful thunk. Her niece, a round‑cheeked toddler in star‑print leggings, claps at the gentle collision, squealing when you reach out to give her belly a quick tickle, thumb and forefinger pinching her marshmallow cheeks just enough to earn a giggle.
“Hi there!” you laugh, straightening as you look up at a beaming charge nurse. “I thought your day off was reserved for sweatpants and true‑crime podcasts.”
“Tiny tyrant wanted blueberries,” she says, ruffling the toddler’s hair. “And my daughter wanted thirty uninterrupted minutes, so Nana came to the rescue.” She drops a pint of berries into her cart, then peers into yours. “Real vegetables? Bakery bread? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were a functioning adult.”
“Shh,” you whisper. “I have a reputation to ruin.”
You angle your cart toward the tomatoes; Dana falls in beside you, matching your lazy pace. Her niece lunges for every bright piece of produce, and Dana buys temporary peace with a steady drip of bunny‑shaped crackers. Between grabs you trade life bulletins: you ask with genuine interest about how Benji’s woodworking side hustle is faring—“He finally sold that live‑edge coffee table,” Dana crows, “and now he thinks he’s Etsy royalty”—and she fires back, wanting to know if you ever sent in that application for the citywide cook‑off. You confess you chickened out at the last minute, then admit you’ve been taking weekend pottery instead, which makes her whoop loud enough to startle the toddler. “Look at us,” she says, snagging a ripe Roma, “two adrenaline junkies pretending we have hobbies like normal people.”
Halfway through the avocado display, Dana’s tone slips to mock‑casual. “So,” she drawls, examining you like a crystal ball, “rumor is our favorite former combat medic traded sludge‑grade coffee for—” she waves at the tea section up ahead “—fancy tea.”
Heat blooms at your ears. “Abbot can drink whatever he wants.”
Dana’s blue eyes sparkle. “ Just Abbot, huh? Funny—heard you called him Jack on the radio last week.”
Your mouth opens, shuts. “Slip of the tongue.”
“Sure,” she teases, easing a grin. “There’s a betting pool, you know. Odds on why the caffeine king is suddenly brewing leaves.”
“You people will gamble on anything.”
Dana parks the cart and crosses her arms. “Current theories: secret detox, midlife crisis, or”—she lifts her brows—“a certain pretty surgical nurse’s influence.”
You snort. “Please. Nothing’s going on. Just two over‑worked fossils hydrating.”
“Nothing she says, using his first name like a lullaby.” Dana winks. “Spill it.”
You bag a head of romaine. “He’s…nice. Listens. That’s all.”
“Uh‑huh. Well, when Jack starts smuggling in single‑origin Darjeeling, I’m cashing out.”
Before you can reply, Dana’s niece launches a blueberry skyward; it splats harmlessly on Dana’s sleeve and she plucks it off, unfazed.
“Speaking of chaos—yesterday in The Pitt? One guy comes in with a nail‑gun through his boot and tries to livestream it. Robby has to confiscate the phone while Collins hunts for tetanus history. And—get this—one of the med‑students faints into the sharps bin. We’re calling him Porcupine now.”
You laugh so hard you nearly drop your lettuce. “Porcupine! That’s savage, even for you.”
“Pitt rules: if you pass out, you earn a nickname.” She scoops animal crackers into her niece’s hands. “Anyway, enjoy your day off. And remember, the house cut on the Abbot‑tea pool is twenty percent.”
“Fine,” you sigh, pushing your cart. “But if you win, I’m taking half and buying enough loose‑leaf to convert the whole unit.”
Dana salutes with a blueberry. “I’ll hold you to it, Jack‑whisperer.”
You roll your eyes, but the name lingers sweet on your tongue as you both trundle toward the bakery—two nurses off‑duty, carts bumping, hearts lighter than any official chart will ever note.
. . .
By late afternoon you’re back in the apartment, juggling your against your ribs while your new lamp shines prettily near the entrance. You drop everything on the kitchen table and reach for your phone to tick “groceries” off the to‑do list—only to find three new notifications from the another strange number.
The previews are nonsense again—random consonants, stray emojis, one line that looks like Morse code smashed by a cat. You thumb through, equal parts annoyed and curious, until you hit the most recent message:
Green suits you, pretty girl.
A pulse hammers once, hard, in your throat.
You set the phone down very carefully, as though it might explode, and listen—really listen—to the apartment. The fridge hums. Upstairs pipes clank. No footsteps, no voices, but suddenly every shadow feels occupied.
Groceries forgotten, you sweep the place like you would on the trauma bay: bedroom closet first (just winter coats), bathroom cabinet (towels and aspirin), hall linen closet (sheets, vacuum hose), kitchen pantry (cereal boxes, nothing human). You kneel to peer under the bed, heart pounding like you sprinted stairs, then check every window lock twice, tugging to be sure.
Finally you drag the spare dining chair across the floor and wedge its back under the doorknob—an old trick your grandmother swore by. It won’t stop a battering ram, but it buys time. Time feels like oxygen right now.
Only then do you remember the milk on the counter, sweating through the carton. You shove perishables into the fridge on autopilot, not taking the care to arrange it like you usually would, hands trembling just enough to clink jars together. The phone stays facedown on the table, screen black, as though eye contact might invite more.
Night falls, the apartment settles.
You brew the strongest sleep‑blend tea you own—valerian, chamomile, skullcap—and pour it into your largest mug. Scissors from the junk drawer go onto the vanity beside your bed, blades half‑open like a steel moth. Overreacting? Maybe. Under‑reacting because you haven’t called the police? Possibly. What you know is this: control is a ladder, and tonight every rung you can hold matters.
You sip the smooth brew, crawl beneath the duvet, and stare at the ceiling until the tea’s heaviness drags your eyelids down. The phone is silenced, the chair braces the door, scissors glint in the street‑lamp glow. It isn’t much, but it’s a perimeter—thin, improvised, yours.
You let the darkness take you, counting breaths, willing morning to hurry.
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#fanfiction#fanfic#the pitt fanfiction#the pitt fanfic#the pitt#the pitt x reader#the pitt x you#jack abbot#jack abbot x reader#jack abbot x you#dr. jack abbot#dr. jack abbot x reader#dr. jack abbot x you#female reader#nurse reader#older reader#small age-gap
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