#barbie movie tag on ao3

[saebaragi]

i love you all. seriously.

[alainapaloosa2]

GUYS ITS HERE!!

It'll be Easier to Fly Away - Chapter 1

(The Glorbie Actress AU)

Summary:

One of Gloria's dreams since childhood was to be an actress but life had other plans. For her, stardom is just out of reach, her feet chained down by: her low paying job working behind a camera at the unpopular studio where she's been the last 8 years, her angsty teenage daughter who hates her, her ex-husband that's been out of the picture for years, and a broken, forgotten dream. Not everybody can be happy in the real world, and Gloria is beginning to accept that she may simply work through this dull life until her end, but that all changes when a new, rising actress steps into her life and things begin to look up. But all good things come along with problems. Or: The long awaited Glorbie Actress AU

[lahooozaherr]

What Was I Made For?

~A Short Series~

[Masterlist]

Please note: This blog stands with Palestine. If you are interacting with my account and TLOU related posts, I ask that you PLEASE visit these links. Be critical and mindful while partaking in TLOU content and be aware that creator Neil Druckmann is a Zionist.

Pairing: Jackson!Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

Rating: Starting T, Eventual E

MY WORKS ARE 18+ MINORS PLEASE DNI. AGELESS/BLANK ACCOUNTS WILL BE BLOCKED.

Synopsis: After finding a map to a rumored safe place in Jackson, you escape your QZ in Denver in search of it. Surviving by yourself is brutal and wears you down. When you’re finally close to your destination, you collapse from exhaustion. On their morning patrol, Joel and Tommy find you unconscious and frozen in the snow. They act fast in saving you, Joel carrying you back to Jackson. You form a bond with Joel through your recovery, relating over your grief and anxiety together. Eventually, Tommy offers you a job of helping do basic care for the patrol horses in the mornings, acting as sort of therapy and another way to regularly see Joel. Your feelings blossom for each other.

Warnings: fem reader, soft! Joel, themes/discussions of mental health (anxiety, grief, ptsd), probably tooth rotting fluff, discussions of loss/child loss (not super detailed), references to the book “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy, comfort, sort of horse therapy, eventual smut, no physical description, no age specified, Joel carries reader 1 time, I’ll add more if necessary but also each part will be specifically tagged.

A/N: Oh heyyyy I started writing this and I’m determined to finish it. It was originally a one shot but it ended up but being enough where I figured I’ll just make it a short series. Maybe a little self indulgent? Maybe specific? I’m kinda unsure but today’s my birthday so I decided I still want to share it anyways. The title is absolutely inspired by the song by Billie Eilish. I saw a Joel edit to the song before seeing the Barbie Movie and I still think of him when I hear it. “The Road” also makes me think of him (apocalypse, father and child, grief). I’m going to research actual horse therapy but please don’t take this as super accurate representation. I also made a playlist lol. Sort of playing fast and loose with canon, sorry I haven’t played the second game. This is set a few months after Joel and Ellie settle back in Jackson.

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Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Credit for photos in banner: Christophe Hohler (top row art), “Original Love” by Marijana Rakicevic (bottom right art).

[moonyinatrenchcoat]

I am knee-deep in the Benoit Blanc/Philip tag on Ao3 and am delighted by the many plausible and wonderfully fitting jobs my fellow sleuth/house husband gentleman butler fans have come up with. So I came to the conclusion: I want Philip to have a different job in every upcoming Benoit Blanc movie. And I want there to be no questions asked.

Blanc introducing his husband as the most capable lawyer he knows. Next time he casually mentions Philip to have opened a bookshop. Afterwards we find out that he also owns a bakery. A female lead of a future movie recognizes Philip and refers to him as the famous jewel thieve only for Benoit to retort that his hubby is into tailoring now. Another movie starts with Philip finding a body on his realtor job.

Let Philip live his best Barbie™ life

[nerdyvocals]

9 People to Know Better (except I'm not tagging 9 people)

I don't normally do tag games, but I got tagged in this twice (by @jealous-kippen and @remmixx, my beloveds <3) so here I am! (also as I'm writing this out I am realizing that while both posts were titled the same way, it looks like they had different question prompts??? So I'm just gonna combine the two)

Favorite Color: Purple! Any shade will have my heart but I am partial to more red-toned purples. (PV, if that means anything to anyone who sees this other than me, you know who you are)

Currently Reading: Three things! In terms of actual books, I've been slowly making my way through the Riordanverse since my university did The Lightning Thief in my second year (first school in my state to do it once the rights were released!) since I somehow never got into Percy Jackson as a kid, and I'm currently on Son of Neptune. I'm also one like my third or fourth re-read of Eurydice by Sara Ruhl, since that's the play I'm designing the costumes for for my senior project. And in terms of fanfic, I woke up to a notification about this yesterday and Actually Screeched.

Last Song: Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan (ft. Post Malone), which was a bit of an accident. I use siri to request music while I'm driving and I asked for Dial Drunk and was singing along until I got jumpscared by the slight difference before Post Malone's verse. Although if you look at my spotify, the ROTPL album has been on repeat for weeks.

Currently Watching (Series): I've been hyperfixated on ROTPL and have watched it over a dozen times at this point, which is probably not healthy, so I put on NCIS last night for background noise while I ate dinner and accidentally watched like six episodes.

Currently Watching (Movie): Saw the Barbie movie the night before the actual opening with my coworkers (We don't cross picket lines people! I was not asked nor invited by any company, and I paid full price for my ticket. There's a one-screen theatre in the town where I'm doing summer stock, this relic from the 50's, and they were able to get access to the film a day early and did a special first come first serve premiere.) and we all sobbed the entire way through.

Current Obsession: Rise of the Pink Ladies. Full stop. I'd seen clips of it when it first aired in April but I was iffy on it in spite of how good it looked. Like most, I'm a little tired of reboots and remakes, and while I did clock Cynthia as being queer within two seconds, (I believe my exact words were "That's either a very butch lesbian or the eggiest egg to ever egg.") I was Convinced it was a queerbait situation. Plus I was nearing finals and didn't have time to get into a new show. But then Crushing Me was trending on tiktok and I realized this was not queerbait, so I put it on to have something playing while I packed for summer stock and it's been the only thing I can think about since mid May. It got me writing fanfic again for the first time in years, if that tells you anything. Speaking of,

Currently Working On: A follow-up to my previous fic, Steady, Steady! I wanted to have it up this week, but it is a behemoth. I'm a little over halfway through my plot outline and I'm at 10,441 words. Fun fact, this will be my longest single-chapter fic so far. Not just in the fandom, not just on AO3, but ever (so far!)

No-Pressure Tagging: @merely-a-player, @penguin-writes-books, @el-fandom-birb, @marley-barnes112, @isweartheyregayyourhonor, and @look-at-those-niceass-rocks (since I've already dragged you back to tumblr kicking and screaming)

[thottybrucewayne]

A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL: 2024 EDITION

Every zionist, duh, but esp yall who screenshot perfectly reasonable posts and go "Um, the look at this idiot who thinks genocide is wrong" yall make my ass itch and nobody takes you seriously, MOVE. 2. The entire U.S. government but esp Joe Biden that old ass man gettin spit roasted in hell (AND NOT THE FUN KIND!) 3. DIDDY AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT PROTECTED AND DEFENDED HIM. 4. Tory Lanez whole family, his mama, his daddy, his dog? All them. 5. The nonblack people who run those Rap House Tv type blogs that are clearly trying to be shade room clones. 6. People who get all their news from the Shade Room and Whatsapp, sorry auntie, I'm sick of you tellin' me COVID can be cured by sticking cloves of garlic up my nose :/ 7. Every single one of you dirtbag leftist ass people, yall do nothing for nobody except you thousands of adoring "former nazi" fans that need to be told it's okay that they still say the n word in private. 8. N.O.R.E and every single hiphop "journalist" 9. Charlemagne Tha God and Dj Envy, they know why. 10. Everyone who made Ike and Tina jokes after Tina past away. Grow up. 11. You fanfic girlies. So many of y'all are seeing the lake of fire, But esp if you donate to ao3 or own ao3 merch. Like, that is just embarrassing. 12. It's 2024, If I see you coming up here saying shit like "Miku wroke harry potter!" or " Hello Kitty wrote Ofmed, actually" I'm sending you to hell myself. 13. Booktokers? This is yall the second year on this list, tighten the fuck up and stop being weird about strange men on the internet, now. 14. People who do LITERALLY NOTHING yet try to tell other people how to be activists. You contribute nothing to any conversation you're a part of, suck my dick from the back. 15. People who stopped masking because other people were making them feel bad. Fuck your mama not being able to see your smile, PEOPLE ARE DYING???? 16. Lana Del Ray and Taylor Swift. They know exactly what they did. 17. Every white girl on twt who tried to jump me cause I said the Barbie movie is white feminism at its finest. 18. Elon, you raggedy bitch. 19. Every single man who hit on me this year who isn't one of my friends. 20. People who don't know what transmisogyny means and make that everyone else's problem. I need yall to start reading so bad it's not even funny. 21. You "goth is a feeling" people. You gonna be "feeling" that hell fire nippin' at your ass, NEXT 22. You 35 defending fanservice of high schoolers in anime/manga all day every day...yeah, just get on down there, big fella. They waiting on you. 23. Cishet Black men on tiktok and twt who make it their life's mission to make an ass of themselves for minor ducats. You are a one-man modern-day minstrel show and you will be dealt with. 24. White Tyler The Creator fans. Y'all know what you do.

Dishonorable mentions: Shojo fans who never talk about the fucked up shit in the manga they recc you because "At least its not as misogynistic as shounen!" (yes, yes it is) Fashion tiktokkers I hate so many of you its not even funny Every person who put the image of T.D. Jakes getting his doonies beat down at a Diddy party in my mind. Like I literally never needed to think about that. My dad <3 and all my friends' dads. Patricide NOW!!!!! People who are still whining about having to boycott shut upppppp god damn. People who stare at me in public. You got a fuckin problem?????

That's a wrap! Here are the lists from last year and the year before feel free to add more in the tags <3

[silly-guy-tendencies]

intro + masterpost

hiya! the name's comet :3

‼️ i am a minor ‼️

my ao3 is silly_guy_tendencies | Archive of Our Own

★ nicknames

commy (the real ones understand)

comment section (LMAO)

dizzy

☆ pronouns

i mainly use he/star/they (in order of preference), but i'm fine with any!

★ orientation

still figuring shit out, but uhhh i'm on the aroace spectrum and bi :P

☆ interests + hyperfixations

ninjago!!!

minecraft story mode

drawing

music

scene + emo culture

roller skating

writing

astronomy

coyotes

psychological horror

i also love the lego movie, the lego batman movie, LMK, sonic, TMNT, sally face, barbie, MLP, omori, spiderverse, hamilton, heathers, six, word girl, and other pbs kids shows

★ music/artists i love

ok so my music taste is kinda all over the place LMAO

the crane wives

my chemical romance

slipknot

jack stauber

lemon demon

system of a down

alex g

paramore

tally hall

marina

gorillaz

the beatles

there's more but bleh that'll take forever

here's my spotify:

☆ i'm disabled

autistic, adhd, misophonia, trichotillomania, APD, probably dyslexic, depression, GAD, probably BPD

★ my tags

#comets art - all my art

#comets late night yap sessions - my rambles

☆ blinkie collection :3

DNI list : proshippers, queerphobes, racists, anti-furries, anti-alterhumans

this is a safe space. if you do not like what you see then just leave and move on.

[rainypebble07]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!

Today, August 30th, is my birthday and (conveniently) also the day I posted my first fic, It Wasn't A Bad Thing (Do not read it, read the rewrite), on Ao3 and entered the Byler community as a writer and eventually artist.

It's strange to think that I've been here for 365 days now. I mean, that's a lot of days, but it's honestly been so fun to get to know some of the people here and I just love you guys. All of you. Seriously.

As a birthday gift, maybe read one of my fics and leave a fun comment (I have them all listed in my pinned past, but I recommend the superspy, pirate, and zombie Will ones)! If not that, give me a silly drawing request I'll take days to finally get around to or even just a fun little ask!!

And I love to talk about myself, but over the year, there have been some very impactful people I've met on this site, and I'd just like to thank all of them for being so wonderful (if you're not on the list, I still love you, I promise. I'd name every one of my followers if I could), so without further ado...

Rainy's Thank You List of Very Awesome People:

@foodiewithdahoodie you, my friend, are the best. One of my first ever followers, even before I was an artist. I've had your support since day 1 and I'm so grateful to call you my mutual!! You're seriously the kindest ever <333

@microwaveonwheels You're just the most fun person, my favorite kitchen appliance. You've got the best (and sometimes the most challenging) drawing requests and you never ever fail to make me laugh with your tags. Keep your energy forever and ever, my biology genius mutual :)))))

@sillylittlerock If I have one fan, it's you. If I have 100 fans, you're one of them. If I have no fans, you have left the building. SILLYLITTLEROCK you are THE ROCK and genuinely the sweetest person ever. Absolutely my favorite and I hope you have the most beautiful of days. Rock gang, rock gang.

@callmetheidiot I hope the ex fight was worth it, you've let me become a wattpad fiend (jkjk I haven't even touched wattpad in over a week). You are the kindest and most wonderful of people, callmetheidiot. And I would never ever call you an idiot bc you are the absolute definition of the opposite.

@th3-third-duffel-bag You're the coolest ever. And it makes me laugh when you leave angry comments on my Ao3. Much, much love <333

@cringengl I don't interact with you much, but every time you like one of my posts, I feel like you're saying it's cringe and it makes me laugh every time. Have the most amazing of days today! I love you!

@runninguplenorahills If I had to have my first pointless internet beef with anyone, I'm glad it was you. I'll admit, I was wrong about the barbie movie thing. I'm just stubborn. I think you're awesome though, even if we're worst enemies now. (jkjk we're not enemies... unless...) (no jk again) Have a wonderful day!!!!

@elsbianism You know what? I just think you're neat. Even before I started following you I was just like gee, they're pretty neat. And then I did follow you! And now we're mutuals! And you're still the neatest person here, El, so congrats on that one.

@miaisagirllover MIA I LOVE YOU! Thank you for helping me to break the barrier between dimensions. I look at your pinterest every day like ahhhh my stuff. And you've just got the best takes, I'm sorry so many people like Billy. I'll try to stop them. Have a lovely day, friend!!

@chaoticbyler Just had to give a quick shoutout to my pinterest spy on the inside. Never would have even known my art was breaking barriers without your help. Thanks, soldier. I owe you one.

@midget-is-a-simp I don't think I have one post you haven't liked. And I've had minimal interaction with you, but if my life was a TV show, you'd be the character who showed up once a season and you're somehow everyone's favorite character.

@yearninginblue you are my superspy buddy for life and I love you so so so much <3

@phaniella your comments make my day and I love you for it <3

@howtobecomeadragon IDK HOW I ALMOST FORGOT YOU OMG YOU'RE THE BEST. BEST FOR LAST, I GUESS. YOU, my friend, are the sweetest ever and I'm so happy to be your mutual. The fact that you like dragons so much is so cool. Never ever lose your passion! Dragons are awesome (and so are you)!!

Alright, sorry it's long, but I had a lot of people to be thankful for (and, trust me, so many more who I couldn't fit to the list). If you see this, just know I love you more than anything and I hope EVERYONE had the best day ever.

Bye-bye for now,

Rainy Pebble

[sammy8d257]

The Mad King AU - an AvM AU Masterpost

created by Sammy8D257

Status: On-going

Summary: An AvM AU where after falling and dying in the End Void of Minecraft one too many times, Purple starts slowly going mad.

Featuring slow burn madness arcs, Purple overthrowing King and making him their servant, the Color Gang stumbling upon Purple acting unhinged, and the cosmic horror of an all-consuming void that got bored one day.

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The Asks, Design/Concept Art, Memes will be organized by date of upload.

The Main Story pieces will be organized by place in timeline.

Also don't forget to check out the #AvM Mad King AU tag on my tumblr to see everything I've posted for this AU and more! Like some amazing fanart!

The Mad King AU is now on Ao3! I'll be mirror-posting any written work on there as well as on Tumblr! [Ao3 LINK]

Last Updated: April 10, 2024

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Answering Asks:

The original idea: AvA Sticktober Day 25

What is the Mad King AU?

More Background and Early AU Lore

How does the Color Gang get Involved? (Not entirely canon to the AU anymore but still provides some basic concepts for the Color Gang's involvement)

Talking about some upcoming changes to Purple and MT's backstory + Hiatus Discussion + Stained Glass Window Art

Mad King Purple and Fangs

MT's Thoughts on Purple

Who does the "it" refer to in "8 Minutes"?

More about Purple and King's backstories

Design/Concept Art:

Mad King AU Fanart created by @ilikemarshmallows

Dragged Away created by @ilikemarshmallows

What will It Be? created by @ilikemarshmallows

Corrupted Crown Concepts created by @ilikemarshmallows

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The Beginning:

The Warped Forest - a comic created by @ilikemarshmallows

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The Middle:

"8 Minutes" - (Fanfic) A Oneshot about water boiling. [Cover Art] || [Ao3 ver.]

A Privilege - (Comic) A little peak into the dynamic between Purple and MT in the Mad King AU. Purple has every right to be mad at MT for all he put them through, but at what point does it become too much?

A Mercy - (Fanfic) On a routine trip to the castle in the End, MT contemplates murder. [Cover Art] || [Ao3 ver.]

For What It's Worth (old ver.) - (Fanfic) After getting invited to King Purple’s castle in the End, Green thought his day was going good. And then he got knocked upside the head by a weird looking Enderman and his day got worse. [Cover Art] || [NEW Ao3 ver.]

Trade - (Comic) Purple and Blue talk about Purple's weird eating habits.

The Stranger - (Art) For one horribly wonderful awful second, the fog clear from their tired mind and they found themself staring at a stranger.

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The End:

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"Non-Canon" Memes/Side Stories:

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH

Murder is Okay! 8D

"One ticket to the Barbie Movie please!"

MT is in Danger

Cries of the Changed - (Ficlet) Purple has been feeling off for a long time. (a.k.a. Purple gets turned into a dragon)

[alphacrone]

"crack treated seriously" is legit my favorite ao3 tag. like yes, the concept of this fic is balls-to-the-walls fever dream nonsense, but that shouldn't diminish the author's commitment to it. i'm pretty sure this is how we got the barbie movie

[wannab-urs]

Pedro Pascal Character Fanfiction Recs | Vol 31

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist

Howdy folks!

New blog theme, new TSD format. Do we like it? Welcome to volume 31 of The Spreadsheet Digest, my weekly(ish) fic rec post. From now on I'll link my personal stuff plus the masterlist where you can find the actual spreadsheet, my fic rec masterlist, and info about how to appear on this list in the future.

All info provided by the author unless it was blank, in which case I filled it in.

Fic Recs Below!

Freeze-thaw

Joel one shot by @covetyou

Summary: With your holiday plans ruined when a freak snow storm blows through town, you spend the fesitve period holed up with your partner, Joel Miller, learning exactly how warm you can keep each other in the snow.

Tags: no outbreak, fluff, smut, fingering, playing in the snow, temperature play, Joel probs has super bad circulation, established relationship but it's their first Christmas together and reader has some relationship insecurities

This Barbie Likes Objectification

Joel one shot by @walkintotheriveranddisappear

Summary: after a fun date seeing Barbie with joel, he realizes a certain scene involving brainwashed barbie dolls has inspired some nasty desires in you. he's more than willing to help you explore them.

Tags: explicit sexual content (18+), no specified ages (but obviously both adults), objectification, degradation, humiliation kink, dirty talk, creampie, unprotected sex, dom!joel, sub!reader, slight spoiler for the Barbie movie

Patience

Javi P one shot by @foli-vora

Summary: Javier teaches you to be patient

Tags: smut: fingering, oral sex (f receiving), praise kink, p in v sex, unprotected sex (wrap that willy before getting silly), creampie, restraints/use of handcuffs, orgasm denial, smoking, swearing

Stay Close to Me

Jack one shot by @alwaysbethewest

Summary: You're a rookie agent sent to work undercover with Jack as a married couple!

Tags: Fake/undercover marriage! Statesman casefic! A little romance, kissing, coarse language, very mild peril and hurt/comfort, and a splash of alcohol. Reader is a junior agent and has some muscle but otherwise no physical/age descriptions. As with any good Kingsman fic, my first step was to disregard half of canon, so this is either pre-movie or an AU.

No Me Suletes

Frankie one shot by @fhatbhabie

Summary: Even though he's bad for you, you still can't let him go.

Tags: Marcus Pike cameo, smut, unprotected p in v, talks of oral, angst angst angst!!, being left at a chapel, cheating, death of a spouse, drug use (buggar sugar) , smoking cigarettes, asshole!Frankie, spanish dialect w/ translations, no use of Y/N, cute pet names, splash of fluff for 2 seconds, someone having a stroke with a small description, no happy ending

Poolside

Javi G one shot by @joelscruff

Summary: just some fun by the pool with sugar daddy!javi

Tags: blowjobs, deepthroating, brief ball worship, daddy kink, unprotected p in v sex, creampie, bad google translate spanish, sweat

"Din"scord Kitten

Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

Summary: When bounty hunting doesn’t work out anymore Din has to turn to alternative methods to support himself.

Tags: this is a crack fic lmao, Discord/Venmo/Dr. Pepper existing in Star Wars, bad sexting, dick pics, masturbating, bad Star Wars puns, sex work, cummies needs its own warning 😭, pet names (cyar’ika), oral sex (M receiving), cum eating, no use of y/n

Another Time, Baby

Joel one shot by @swiftispunk

Summary: joel makes good on a promise.

Tags: established relationship, porn no plot, smut, age gap (28/50), unprotected anal sex, vaginal fingering, use of a butt plug, joel miller eats ass and pussy and also has a big dick, some affectionate spanking, creampie, cum play (eating and sharing), a little bit of spit, just a lot of bodily fluids all around, one (1) poetic description of a queef, joel miller's filthy mouth, pet names, ysd!joel at his most soft dom, joel's also kind of feral in this, multiple orgasms, sweet sweet aftercare, pov swap. no use of y/n.

Suburbia (I gave it a lil name, sorry).

Lucien drabble by @julesonrecord

Summary: You can't stay away from him, nor do you really try

Tags: Explicit; angst; oral (m receiving); implied infidelity; past relationship. Suburbia (shudder).

Misunderstood

Marcus P one shot by @magpiepills

Summary: Marcus has a bad day at work and needs you to help him feel better.

Tags: SMUT, established relationship, PIV, oral (f and m receiving) fingering, big dick Marcus, multiple orgasms, thumb sucking, cum eating, cum swapping, Marcus eats it from behind, dirty talk, roughish sex, some degradation, tiny little splash of daddy, porn with no plot, no regard for canon, use of a tie as a leash sort of?, alcohol consumption, pancakes, cardigans, NPR, idk what else man, this is not fluffy Marcus.

Wrest Pin

Din series by BalletOrchard (AO3)

Summary: “I can help you escape the planet,” Mando said sharply, “But I want information in return.” She looked up at him through the small hairs on her face and she whispered, sounding almost lost…As if she didn’t know what else to say… “I have no information.” Something Mando did not believe.

Tags: panic attacks, force sensitive!reader, unprotected PinV sex, smut, mando is a dick, angst, slow burn (romantically), touch starved!din, bickering, arguing, post season 1, fluff, ofc!evangeline, she like doesn’t get off the first time they fuck which i feel like is worth noting, feelings of regret, minor character death (evangeline’s whole fam), follows canon, mando lowkey keeping evangeline against her will but like she’s hiding from the empire so, near death experience(s), the helmet comes off, oral f receiving, blindfolding, shower sex

A Weight Off Your Shoulders

Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Summary: a series of oneshots in chronological order that follow the story of Joel and his new neighbor who returns to Texas following a devastating breakup and called off engagement. With her life completely uprooted and her self-confidence shot, she works through moving on to bigger and better things. Enter DILF neighbor Joel Miller.

Tags: age gap (Joel mid 40s, neighbor late 20s), cheating, negative body image, negative self-talk, discussions of body image struggles

The Peg That Middle Aged Man Campaign 2024 Masterlist

Call for Pegging Fics!

PMAMC on AO3

Trussed Up - I pegged Jack Daniels

Happy Reading!

[saebaragi]

just found what I'm doing tonight

[alainapaloosa2]

The Barbie brainrot is REAL and I'm here to present you with another Glorbie Fic

Summary: Barbie's first day and night as a real, actual human being. Aside from coming with an actual functioning body, new needs, and plenty of stressful thoughts, becoming a human also comes with something even scarier: New Feelings.

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

timetraveling!vikings + modern tv/movies

Summary: how timetraveling!vikings characters would react to modern tv/movies

Notes: took a while for me to write this, but i still hope everyone enjoys :)

Taglist: @leithdragon @demon-of-the-ancient-world @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @alicedopey, @ivarlover @levithestripper @batmandallyboy (hmu to be added!!)

based on this request | Masterlist | requests are OPEN!

Ragnar

Ragnar loves TV

ESPECIALLY reality tv

Lives for the drama

Heartbroken when you tell him it’s scripted

Never recovers

Big on Euphoria (is team Maddy, obviously)

Lagertha

Freaked out at the TV

She’d rather experience all that stuff herself

Does like watching a movie sometimes, but it can’t be too sci-fi

Beats up filmbros if they come at Pride and Prejudice

Aslaug

She loves true crime

Sits down with a glass of wine she can periodically sip

Shakes her head at narrators that are boring

If you say true crime is lame, you’re banned from eating from her charcuterie board

Yes she makes them herself, yes they are perfect

Bjorn

Freaked out by the TV

Once he calms down he starts to like the mcu (derogatory)

‘there’s just too much wokeness’

Stfu Bjorn

Ubbe

Adores sitcoms

Especially modern family and derry girls

There’s just something about them

It’s totally not the non-toxic chaotic family vibes

Tunes in for them on weekends

Hvitserk

He really likes the Mandalorian and the Witcher

It’s totally not the gruff warrior unexpectedly adopting a young child

(please someone write this fic with Hvitserk)

He demands a baby yoda plushie

Cries whenever adoptee gets separated from dad

Totally does not live on the found family tag on ao3 (ofc he reads fanfic he’s not uncivilized)

Sigurd

One word: FLEABAG

Religiously (haha) watches this show

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a god amongst men

HAIR. IS. EVERYTHING.

Also cries for three hours after watching everything, everywhere, all at once (same, and also, this movie is so good)

Ivar

HE IS NOT AFRAID OF HORROR MOVIES, GOT IT???

HE’S A MAN AND A VIKING

Screams at jumpscares, throws the snacks in shock

Loves the BCU (what is that you may ask? The Barbie Cinematic Universe, obviously)

Deeply relates to Raquelle in Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse

Don’t tell him you know he watches it or you won’t wake up tomorrow

Helga

Watches baking shows with Hvitserk

They have a whole ritual around it, and they never EVER miss it

Not even when there’s major events going down

Power outage? You bet Hvitserk has a fully charged powerbank to livestream the show with his mobile data

Helga bakes the treats from the prior week and eats them while watching

Floki

Watches the weird conspiracy shows that run at like 11pm

Fully believes them

Get him away from the TV

Like literally. He already is a flat earther, you don’t need to add to that

[misspaddockverse]

Snippet of my WIP x ls18

Lance Stroll x Original Female Character

Tags: slow burn through mutual pinning, he was a punk she did ballet, bad guy x good girl, angst here and there, he fell first and she fell harder, gateway car vibes

Notes: this is just a bit of what I’m been working on, still a very rough draft. Hopefully it’ll be on ao3 soon. Hope you enjoy it!!!

Please forgive any typos, English is not my first language

Lance was a terrible driver.

This was ironic, because at over 300 km/hour, wether under rain or into dark nights, he was pretty reasonable at it, overtaking equally fast cars and getting better at it each year. But on the urban streets and, on top of that, Asian desertic urban streets… he was terrible.

The cars moved painfully low, there were too many traffic lights, and he had to stop and get back going several times, despite not understanding a single word from the street signs and having to blindly rely on that cheap-ass GPS whose voice he grew a deep hate towards in the last 20 minutes.

After many missed entries, many more mistaken roundabouts, and, accidentally, almost hitting two trees and a half, he saw the Sakhir Circuit at the end of the street and let out a relieved breath.

He made a mental note to never again choose hookups on out-of-city hotels before practice Friday instead of the practical, comfortable, and heavenly placed paddock motorhomes.

When he finally made it to the circuit, Lance grinned like an idiot, happy as if he had won a race for having made it there without running over any poor civilian. He had just one more deadly obstacle to overcome: parking.

He had to put his rented Aston Martin safely in one of the stalls, in the middle of other luxury vehicles belonging to drivers and other paddock staff members. Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. He decided to do it once and for all before chickening out (and because if he thought too much about it he’d end up calling Rob for help again), so he targeted a free spot and sped right into it.

And, of course, another car would come at the exact same time, to the exact same space, and almost, almost crash into him. Damn it. He hit the brakes out of pure reflex, the other car doing the same just a second later than him, preventing them both from ruining two expensive and beautiful machines.

— What the hell… – he muttered under his breath, blinking, recovering from the shock.

He had sense, so he turned the vehicle off, opened the door, and stood up outside, sliding his sunglasses to his forehead, ready to apologize and receive the jokes about him not being able to park, when he saw who was in the other car’s direction…

— You – the young woman said in an accusatory tone, standing by the opened door of her car with a disappointed look and a fiercely accusatory posture – I should’ve guessed.

Lance had no choice but to bark out a laugh. Unbelievable.

He remembered her: angelic, royalty-like face, definitely had a boob job, British accent, a pain-in-the-ass attitude, etc. Esteban’s girlfriend’s friend or something. Why the hell was she in the staff parking stall? And with a mad-ass bright red Ferrari?

— Good morning, princess – he gestured a lazy greeting with one hand, resting his other elbow over the door – This is starting to get weird. Are you following me?

She seemed genuinely confused, a pout on her pinkish lips.

— Why would I do that?

— I don’t know – he shrugged – Maybe you’re lonely.

A scoff, followed by a humorless smile.

— My boyfriend would disagree. – she shot him a glare as if it intended to shut him off which, honestly, only made him smile wider. That insecure, uh?

— My condolences to the poor guy.

She rolled his eyes, an exasperated face. Under the sun, her golden hair shone just like a barbie in a Hollywood movie. For a second, Lance wondered if she maybe worked in Formula 1 to be there that day. Her classic demeanor maybe fit better as a celebrity guest in the Monaco GP, but Bahrain?

— You almost hit me and you’re insulting me? – she inquired, horrified, British accent thick and annoyingly posh.

— Quite the other way around, princess – he corrected, defensive – You almost hit me.

— What? I was coming slowly and you came out of nowhere at full speed! I had the blinkers on and everything.

— Really? – he deadpanned – Out of us two, who’s most likely to not drive very well?

She gasped and shutted the reaction down a second later, making Lance swallow a laugh. She got on the edge so easily.

— You know what? I’m taking this spot. Go park somewhere else!

He might have dwelled on that if she didn’t look so certain and didn’t get back in the car so quickly, leaving Lance to watch with a bemused expression.

She turned the car back on, and he could see her concentrated expression through the translucid window. Just because she was blocking the way, he waited and watched. Lance propped both forearms on his car’s door and enjoyed the live entertainment, as she went reverse and front about five times before actually placing the car in a good position to enter the parking spot. Then she stopped, opened the window, and asked him:

— Can you move your truck aside a bit? It’s blocking the passage

Jesus. Who let her with a freaking Ferrari Portofino?

— What’s the magic word? — he taunted.

Her shoulders slouched down with frustration.

— For God’s sake! Having you watching me makes me nervous.

He drew a smug grin.

— It’s a GP weekend, everyone is here to watch other people drive.

She put on a scowl as they reached a midpoint, and she was almost trying to park without him moving when another figure approached the empty stall, exasperated and hurried. Lance recognized him as Charles Leclerc's brother, the older one.

— Mate, why are you taking so long? – he called her out, naturally and empathetically, as if having her taking so long to do that was a recurrent activity – We’re all waiting to go the lounge.

— Hm… — she trailed off, suddenly at loss of words, watching as he approached the space between the two of them, noticing Lance.

— Oh, hey mate! – he offered his hand as a greeting, polite – All good?

It took Lance one second too much to react.

— Yeah – Lance greeted him, a bit confused about how familiar and automatically he was addressing… her. He didn’t even know her name. – What’s up?

— All good. See you’ve met Kennedy.

Kennedy. The name replayed in his mind as he nodded.

— Uh. Yeah.

— My sister-in-law. — he offered happily

He had to shut his mouth to prevent his chin from dropping. Sister-in… well. Now it made sense. The Ferrari, the knowing Esteban, the being in the driver's parking stall. Okay. Okay, that made sense.

— You two are having a bit of trouble here, hm? – the older Leclerc looked at her, analyzing the situation

— Kind of – she, Kennedy, looked over to Lance with mischief in her eyes – He is as terrible as I am in this.

— Well, to be fair you and Charles are true birds of a feather when it comes to parking, am I right? But come on, Maman is waiting for you.

As if it was something regular, she got out of the car letting him, her brother-in-law, handle the situation. For a handful of seconds, she stood next to Lance. Waiting. He stayed in silence, his mind running over 300 km/h.

— Not that astute when I’m not alone, aren’t you? – she murmured, with her back turned to him, delicate, pale hands crossed behind her back.

Lance wasn’t sure what pastured him the most: the posh accent in the way she said ‘astute’, the very raw and new challenging tone she displayed out of a sudden, or the way she shook the skirt of her flowered dress carefree and went to follow eldest-Leclerc to the sidewalk so unbothered. Not even giving a chance for him to reply. Suddenly she was in a hurry, then?

— Have a good race! – it was the guy who looked back to say goodbye to him.

[myfairkatiecat]

Writing Poll Game

Rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your WIP's and then whichever one wins, write one sentence for every vote it gets.

Thanks for the tag @sophieswundergarten!! This looks like tons of fun! Have fun working on your WIPs!

Some of you guys know what some of these are about lol, and some of them are actually partially posted on AO3, waiting for me to update! You may recognize some titles from things that are already in progress on AO3. If you want to ask details (what fandom, relationships, premise, etc) for any of them I’m happy to give! A lot of the titles are at least partially self-explanatory.

(I’m well aware the Barbie movie wouldn’t exist in the time of TMBS and also neither would most of the musicals curtain likes but shhhh)

@acollectionofcuriousreblogs @ishouldsleepbut @heyitsthatonesmolgay @itsgoghtime @nobody33333333 I think my mutuals have mostly been tagged, sorry if I retagged!! I’m leaving an open tag in case I missed anybody :)