#the kenergy is insane

[saebaragi]

i love you all. seriously.

[kierancaz]

how many people would be mad if I wrote Legolas with Kenergy

[yourfavehaskenergy]

Perhaps Microphone from Inanimate Insanity?

Microphone from Inanimate Insanity has Kenergy!

[danime25]

Is this something?

[cottonii]

i saw barbie in theatres yesterday and i knew what i had to do

[cantevenbeachhere]

your only emotions are probably sadness and joy

maybe a bit of envy

Really? Huh. That’s interesting. Because right now I feel a little insulted. I’m actually not that shallow, even though I’m a Ken doll.

Look! See these? 👇🏻

I’ve experienced almost all of these!

No wait… *scans list* Yeah, actually I’ve experienced all of these on some level. And that’s waaaaay more than most in Barbie Land ever experience.

I’m a well-rounded Ken doll. Maybe a little too well-rounded because some of these I wish I didn’t experience because not everybody else in Barbie Land experiences these.

[dreamyzworldlove]

she’s everything. he’s just ken

[laurey257]

Good Omens fanfic recs that ease the pain. (All complete, canon-compliant)

I am an avid reader and I’ve been combing the floods of new (awesome) things hitting Archive and similar to find what best eases the pain of That Episode. Here’s the best canon-compliant and complete ones that give some soothing to the angst of our angel and demon parting:

**This was a hard decision but I am excluding works in progress since they need time to mature—all these are complete /compliant and can be invested in without fear.**

Jesus, Etc.

This one had me howling.  Crowley runs into a frantic Aziraphale with Jesus at a Barbenheimer premiere who he is frantically keeping busy to prevent the Second Coming.  A battle of the wills with pop songs in the Bentley, Taylor Swift, Kenergy, sushi, a nativity play and a magic show are the least of the insanity that comes next.  (Kudos for the awesome cameo from Mrs. Sandwich.)

To the Universe

This one is a 22-chapter, complete, canon-compliant season 3 full arc that can take the edge off for everyone who is internally screaming that we have years to wait to see all this resolve.  Really can’t say enough about this one.  It tied up every loose end.  Certain parts reminded me of Pratchett and the ending had me on the edge of my chair and cheering out loud.  (bonus extra in a hilarious treatment of Jesus in Tadfield that has him turning himself into a teen named Dave.) This could have been season 3 in another timeline.

Separate Ways

A sweet, short little one where Aziraphale has Muriel checking up on a devastated Crowley from the bookshop, and they finally at least talk.  No resolution, but it felt so nice to read. 

The Second Coming

One-shot (but around 7000 words in chapter format) that is canon-compliant.  Aziraphale “awakens” in the elevator (think ox ribs but sexually) and yeets himself back to earth to roger Crowley six ways from Sunday.  Smutty, so don’t read this one aloud to your parents.  (naked apology dance reference in here made my eyes fall out.)

Heaven is not fit to house a love

A sweet little one with a *small* deviation from canon (that seemed ok because they have a good point.) Crowley had never told Aziraphale about the way the angels managed his trial OR about what he saw in the Heavenly files with Muriel.  He jams his way into the elevator (telling the Metatron to get the next one) and tells him.

Not for all my Little Words

An adorable one where Aziraphale, realizing he screwed up, chases Crowley through loudspeakers and other people’s phones through Europe using famous love quotes until he gets his attention (and some forgiveness.)

Everywhere

Oh so lovely! A longer one-shot where Azi realizes that management is not what he cracked it up to be (they tell him nothing.) So he saves Crowley instead from a Heavenly asassination attempt. (Maggie, nina and anathema help!)

A Proper Apology

One where the Angel simply calls over and over until they really talk.  (Or imagine the idiots simply just used the phone.)

Cause you like me too much and I like you

A sweet little one where Aziraphale quietly resigns, has a chat with Gabriel and Beez in the bookshop, and does the apology dance.

A sweet little daydream Azi has in the elevator about apologizing to Crowley in the Ressurectionist pub  before waking up and realizing oh crap he is still in Heaven.

Did I miss any other good ones?  Tell me?

[hyperfixater-extrordinare]

Hob Gadling has so much Kenergy it’s insane

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*lov’s making a karaoke night at hideout*

hawks: ok! it’s my turn now!

toga: go hawksie!

hawks: *starts a song and picks up a mic* doesn't seem to matter what i do

i'm always number two...

toga: *cheering* yay!!!

dabi: oh boy...

hawks: *emotionally* no one knows how hard i tried, oh-oh, i have feelings that i can't explain

drivin' me insane

all my life, been so polite

but i’ll sleep alone tonight...

shigaraki: and that’s your boyfriend?

dabi: currently he’s just ken i guess

*like 10 seconds later*

hawks, twice and toga to one mic: is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?

I’M JUST KEN WHERE I SEE LOVE, SHE SEES A FRIEND WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN AND FIGHT FOR ME?!

...

all league after a while: fuck it.

CAN U FEEL THE KENERGY?

FEELS SO REAL, MY KENERGY

[ninyard]

Hey Nin! You wanted asks so here is an ask ;-) Recently my best friend and I listened to "I'm just Ken" while doing the dishes, as you do, and both thought of Kevin and now i can't unsee it but I'm not sure if we are just completely insane or maybe it is actually a Kevin song... Your thoughts on the matter?

Kevin has Kenergy 100000%

Kevin Day walking around for weeks after seeing the Barbie movie singing I’m Just Ken and everyone is SOOOO sick of it

[biconcharlesrowland]

Doesn't seem to matter what I do

I'm always number two

No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh, I

I have feelings that I can't explain

Drivin' me insane

All my life, been so polite

But I'll sleep alone tonight

'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?

I'm just Ken

Where I see love, she sees a friend

What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

I wanna know what's like to love, to be the real thing

Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?

And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?

I'm no dreamer

Can you feel the Kenergy?

Feels so real, my Kenergy

Can you feel the Kenergy?

Feels so real, my Kenergy

I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?

I'm just Ken

Where I see love, she sees a friend

What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)

And I'm great at doing stuff

So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken

My name's Ken (and so am I)

Put that manly hand in mine

So, hey, world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken

Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else)

Oh mate, you can bet your two toothbrushes I'm Kenough

Now whether or not I relate to the song.... thats a different matter eh @edwinpayne-deadboy

[untitledmemes]

Barbie the Album Prompts

An assortment of prompts taken from the music album Barbie the Album. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ C'mon, we got important things to do. ”

“ Pink just looks so good on us. ”

“ What you wearin'? Dress or suit? Either way, that power looks so good on you. ”

“ I like your style. ”

“ That's my Barbie. ”

“ Baby, you can find me under the lights. ”

“ Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? ”

“ I can take the heat, baby. ”

“ Watch me dance the night away. ”

“ Lately, I've been moving close to the edge. ”

“ I ain't missin' no steps. ”

“ I don't do tears. ”

“ I don't play it safe. ”

“ I'm always yours. ”

“ I'm a doll, but I still wanna party. ”

“ The fuck they gon' say now? ”

“ She's my best friend in the whole world. ”

“ I love you, girl. ”

“ You know just what I mean. ”

“ Wow, you're so jealous 'cause I'm one of a kind. ”

“ So beefed up, you can't get through the door. ”

“ It's your time to break through. ”

“ You will not take our voice. ”

“ 'Cause that's the man I am. ”

“ I'm free tonight. ”

“ In this world, we've all been taught a lie. ”

“ Doesn't seem to matter what I do, I'm always number two. ”

“ I have feelings that I can't explain driving me insane. ”

“ I'm just Ken, and I'm enough. ”

“ I wanna know what's it like to love. ”

“ Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? ”

“ I'm no dreamer. ”

“ Can you feel the Kenergy? ”

“ Do you ever get curious? ”

“ Do you ever get furious? ”

“ I know you get so lonely, but you're not lonely. ”

“ I took a million tries for you, and I wanna take a million more. ”

“ You think you know about me. Well, I know better. ”

“ I'm not the girl who waits around just to be walked over. ”

“ When everything felt so wrong, it led me to where I belong. ”

“ Take me home. ”

“ A hundred choices led me here. ”

“ I used to know, but I'm now sure now. ”

“ What was I made for? ”

“ I don't know how to feel. ”

“ When did it end, all my enjoyment? ”

“ I'm sad again. ”

“ Think I forgot how to be happy. ”

“ Used to be the one you would wait on. ”

“ I was at the bottom, I was all gone. So I know what it's like to be where you are. ”

“ You don't wanna show your weakness. ”

“ Every single time you wake up in the night, you'll find me next to you. ”

“ I'll always be there. ”

“ Don't run away from me. ”

“ I already know your secret. ”

“ Would you even care, or would you walk away? ”

“ Give me the chance to prove that I can give you the world. ”

“ You don't ever seem to mention all the things that I do. ”

“ Tell me all the details for tomorrow. ”

“ No one is as romantic as him. ”

“ Everyone tells me life is hard but it's a piece of cake. ”

“ One day my baby just went away. ”

“ Your world haunts me know that you're away. ”

“ You make my legs shake. ”

“ People feel better when they put you in a box. ”

“ You can be a lover or a fighter, whatever you desire. ”

“ Life is like a runway and you're the designer. ”

“ You're perfect as you are. ”

“ Don't let nobody tell you you can't, 'cause you can. ”

“ When I close my eyes, it's a fantasy. Then, when I wake up, it's reality. ”

“ We all look good. ”

[indouloureux]

doesn't seem to matter what i do, i'm always number two no one knows how hard i tried, i have feelings that i can't explain; drivin me insane. all my life, been so polite, but I'll sleep alone tonight

cause i'm just ken, anywhere else i'd be a ten; is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? i'm just ken where i see love, she sees a friend. what will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

i wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing; is it a crime?am i not hot when i'm in my feelings?a nd is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming? i'm no dreamer

can you feel the kenergy? feels so real, my kenergy. can you feel the kenergy? feels so real, my kenergy

i'm just ken, anywhere else i'd be a ten; is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? i'm just ken where i see love, she sees a friend. what will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

i'm just Ken, and I'm enough, and i'm great at doing stuff. so, hey, check me out, i'm just ken. my name's ken, put that manly hand in mine. so, hey, world, check me out, i'm just ken baby, i'm just ken

[firstprince-ao3feed]

let's fall (let's shock them all)

by Mendel_eats_dirt Of all the places, Alex is going to die in a Waterstones. He came to London with June and Nora to sightsee, avoid getting crushed on the subway, and try to convince June the tea time alarm is real. Not get lost in a bookstore, then fall in love. Or, a bookstore meet-cute AU (but it's more of a meet-disaster, and Alex is a ridiculously hopeless romantic.). Words: 1538, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, June Claremont-Diaz, Nora Holleran Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Alex Claremont-Diaz Has a Crush on Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Bisexual Disaster Alex Claremont-Diaz, Minor June Claremont-Diaz/Nora Holleran, Alternate Universe - Non-Famous, Fluff, Meet-Cute, Meet-Disaster, Bookstore AU, incorrect presentation of Waterstones, chubby Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, because I said so, Love at First Sight, Pining Alex Claremont-Diaz, lovesick Alex Claremont-Diaz, Idiots in Love, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alex has beef with Waterstones, Alex is radiating some kenergy in this one y'all (wasn't on purpose), I've written the word shelf so many times I'm going insane, no beta we die like arthur fox, T for swearing via https://ift.tt/gReOt3l

[cantevenbeachhere]

emotions anon here 😭 I didn't mean to offend you I'm sorry I was talking about inside out 2 😭😭

I made you pancakes as an apology 🥞🥞

Inside Out? Hang on, that sounds familiar…isn’t that the cartoon where the main characters are — ohhhhhhhhh.

Oh! Oh okay okay, you were talking about — I get it now, okay. I’m sorry, Anon, I didn’t understand what you were talking about with your first ask. That’s tidbit about the movie was a really important piece of info.

You gotta give me some context next time since all I really got to work with is what you tell me, unless it’s been an ongoing conversation on here. Otherwise, we’re gonna have misunderstandings like this like all the time.

I’m not mad anymore, but just next time remember you gotta tell me what you’re actually talking about, okay? I’m not a mind reader. Although that would be super cool.

And thank you for the pancakes! They look delicious!