#basically playing footsies

[rvspecter]

[wordsinhaled]

one of my favorite things is dream’s otherworldliness being reinforced by hob absolutely unknowingly doing something random and innocuous that amounts to an Expression of Feelings, or something that’s part of what dream would consider a courtship ritual or an act of dedication to him; and dream calling him out on it; and hob being like, Oh, that’s not what i meant per se, but i’m 1000% on board and you are glorious and unknowable and don’t mind if i do

(building an entire inn aside...)

just small things, like hob, under a ton of stress at work, decides to throw his distaste for cliche to the winds and singlemindedly apply himself to self-care; he starts growing his own chamomile in his little kitchen garden and develops a sort of elaborate and slightly hedonistic nighttime wind-down ritual which he’s rather proud of—no electronics two hours before bed, classical playing softly on the record player, chamomile tea and honey, lavender pillow spray, time set aside for at least a few lines of poetry before bed, maybe a nice relaxing bath—the whole nine. and if while he’s doing all these things he spares a thought for his friend morpheus, who could really use some being spoiled with fine things, hob thinks, well, who can blame him?

this entire time dream is quietly watching hob do these things, like, hob gadling, my darling; for me???swoon... have the boon of extra restful sleep and fancy, lovely dreams

dream shows up at their next meeting (nothing like centennial now; it’s once a month, because friends do meet up once a month at the pub to talk and laugh and look at each other and tangle their ankles beneath the table... right?) and he’s like, “your attentions have not gone unnoticed, hob gadling,” all warm and affectionate

hob—who, mind you, is living his best life, herb garden thriving, handsomer than ever, not an ounce of tension in his shoulders, lectures divinely inspired by extra-great rest, bookshelf of poetry anthologies overflowing because he’s been reading so much, none the wiser to the favor of one (1) lord of dreams upon him—is utterly nonplussed, like, “my... my attentions?”

hob, ever grounded, ever practical, is thinking, oh my god, i tried playing footsie with him one too many times, and he had to go and notice, didn’t he, and i’m fucked—

dream is like, “your offerings? your rituals?” and poor hob, who is allergic to the occult, and would never knowingly do a ritual in his life; his eyebrows are just... climbing... so dream, thinking his poor human is nervous about rejection, adds, “i assure you, they are most welcome”

cue dream having to explain to hob that he’s basically accidentally made an altar out of his entire house and has been petitioning him with herbs and essential oils and words read with intention and ritual baths and Pointed Thoughts??? and all of it has been, you know, Very Well Received

hob is like, oh my god, let’s not get started on the Thoughts i have about you

dream is all, “and in return, i have given you my favor”

and hob is like, well, shit, i’m into it

and then they fuck in the bath, of course

[writingtantrums]

Sebastian Sallow Headcanons

Starts calling you “darling” as a joke, he likes seeing you blush. Only used to tease you.

Cute nicknames over pet names.

Late night library study sessions where he plays footsies with you to get you to laugh too loudly so that it gets the two of you kicked out.

Visibly brightens when he sees you around the castle or in classes.

Will jog through the halls to catch up with you if he catches a glimpse of you.

He’ll reach over your head and pluck your textbooks out of your arms. Carrying them for you without ever acknowledging it.

Definitely an act first think later kinda guy in basically every situation.

Becomes noticeably more touchy when he feels jealous or insecure. His go to “back off” move is to sling his arm over your shoulders and try to make it look casual while he stares daggers at whoever had the gall to bother you.

Fiddles with his wand, taps it constantly against the palm of his hand or tables. It drives you crazy.

After dueling or fighting goblins he’ll tuck stray hairs behind your ear and kiss your forehead. He does that thing where he cups the back of your head with his hand and pulls you closer to him.

[ryukatters]

kaaatttt 😭😭😭 i need some satoru headcanons to heal my soul... what is he like as a bf??

ask and you shall receive my love (writing this to heal my soul)

content: modern AU, fluff, nsfw headcanons at the end

SFW

“mmm..i think i deserve a little treat right now.” 

except he says that at least 5 times a day and you will also be given a little treat. he does not care if you don’t want to eat kikufuku right now, you will be accompanying him to get some. 

speaking of, this man is basically eating 24/7. if gojo leaves your side for any reason while you guys are home, just know he is scavenging the kitchen for scraps like the raccoon he is. 

food is one of satoru’s main love languages. there’s something oddly satisfying and strangely warm about his loved ones eating and sharing a meal together, even if they tend to make him the butt of the joke in every single dinner conversation. 

will force you to become a sanrio girly idc (if you aren’t one already)

“babe, look!” "satoru, we have enough cinnamoroll plushies at home." "so you hate me then?"

the type to pick you up and spin you around whenever you two hug. he’ll spin and spin until both of you are dizzy and crash onto the couch.

attention whore. also just a whore in general but mostly a whore for (your) attention. will absolutely do the MOST to make sure your eyes are on him— i’m talking about poking your cheek, locking your phone if you’re scrolling through tiktok next to him, and it doesn’t even take much for him to start begging. he’s a loser like that.

scarily in tune with you. satoru is a lot more emotionally intelligent than he likes to let on around others, but he picks up on a lot of things. both of you are at a function and he can take one look at you and know that it's time to pack it up and go home.

is very sentimental about the things you give him/the things you two do together. before you started dating, satoru wasn't really one to collect tiny trinkets or keep ticket stubs because he thought they were just a waste of space. after you two got together, he started keeping virtually everything in a little box hidden in his closet. he realized that it's nice to give sentimental value to the little things, because then the memories associated with them live on in something physical.

he just... can't keep his hands to himself LOL. and like not even in a sexual manner either (sometimes), he just naturally gravitates towards you and is almost always touching you somehow— hand fiddling with your jewelry or hair, arm around your shoulder when you're sitting, arm around your waist when you're standing, playing footsies, whatever.

this man is painfully in love with you, and he makes it everyone's (mostly nanami's) problem. manages to bring you up in every single conversation with a lovesick grin on his face.

you will rarely ever hear satoru address you by your actual name. it will always be some variation of baby, babe, sweetheart, love, etc. uses snookums, cupcake, sweet cheeks, cinnamon sugar roll, my little sausage mcgriddle <3 on a rotating basis to annoy you

NSFW

you know those couples that just have this pent up sexual tension between them for no reason? like y’all could just be looking at each other but to everyone else it feels like you two are just eyefucking ​​😭 that’s you and gojo

no matter how long you guys have been together for, that spark between you just doesn't go away. people can see the immense physical attraction between you two.

is somewhat of an exhibitionist LMAO. he literally gets horny at the worst times and will drag you to the nearest supply closet, even if it means breaking the door in the process. who knows, maybe his real kink is vandalism

enjoys when you put up a bit of a fight/act like a brat. it makes putting you in your place so much sweeter.

very vocal— talking, moaning, whimpering. he sounds very pretty. he's extremely receptive to your touch so simply rubbing your hand along the bulge in his jeans has him moaning like a pornstar.

say it with me: satoru gojo is a pussy👏🏻pleaser👏🏻!

really likes going down on you. he thinks he could stay in between your thighs forever if you'd let him.

nasty. will cum inside you and clean it up with his tongue.

oscillates between wanting to overstimulate you and deny you. sometimes he does both. the way you get this hazy look in your eye and become so pliant, so needy for him gets him going.

he gets strangely possessive during sex. maybe it's a way for him to affirm that you really do love him and find him attractive.

"i'm the only one that can fuck you like this, right? make you feel this good?"

is a fan of snacks during aftercare LOL. you could have just had the most wild sex of your life, with the two of you panting as you lie in bed before satoru rolls over and opens his nightstand drawer and pulls out a pack of oreos before shoving one into your mouth

Some of these aren't even bf headcanons they're just how I think he'd be LMFAO

[thedoctorisinlove]

eddie munson ; dating you headcanons

genre : fluff & slightly suggestive (small mention of making out)

pairing : eddie munson x gender neutral reader

disclaimer : mentions of drugs, small mention of making out

⋆ dating the eddie munson is an adventure of all sorts. one day you'll be perched up on his bed and the next, you'll be having picnic dates in the middle of literal nowhere.

⋆ he loves taking you to this hill up on a field, its' greenery stretching miles and miles away. he just loves laying on your lap and feeling the breeze hit him, with his most favorite person right by him.

⋆ he's totally the type to show you every place he loves or think you'll find intriguing. he wants to awe and impress you, it feeds his ego hearing your quiet gasp whenever he shows you something you'd like or the look of enjoyment planted on your face.

⋆ most of the times however, your dates will be set in the woods or inside of his trailer.

⋆ you thought he was crazy randomly wanting to hike in the woods with no trail, but really he was showing you the place where he just sits down and relax. he'd totally would carve your guys' initials on a tree.

⋆ a random headcanon, but if you're attempt to balance and walk on a log, he'll be the type to hold your hand like a crab like in those movies. his hold on you is delicate (like always), guiding you to the end of the log. if you jump off the log, he'll catch you by your waist and pull you in towards him. that, or he'll just straight up just have his back ready before you jump off and walk the rest of the way with you piggy back style.

⋆ he won't ever pressure you in doing drugs, neither is he having you involved with his drug business. he refuses to do any drugs around you.

⋆ when you're over at his house, he just really wants to have an easy, relaxing day with you. whether it be just you laying on his chest and staying in that position for hours. his heart will constantly be beating out of his chest whenever he looks down and see you looking back up at him. it's the time he's most at peace so he just wants to savor the time he has with you.

⋆ he loves cuddles in general, but with you? god is he obsessed. just having you locked on his arms tightly, his nose buried somewhere on your body, inhaling and savoring your smell. your smell comforts him and (as cringy as this sounds) is the definition of "home".

⋆ the type to play footsies with you. if you're laying on your stomach reading a book or anything in general, he loves to just annoy you by hitting your foot and then it starts becoming a back and forth between you two. he also just loves licking your face for no reason, like those puppy licks. quick and full of playfulness. he just loves having your attention on him and annoying you.

⋆ if you're in a whiny mood, he'll carry you around his trailer (bridal style) and plant multiple kisses on your forehead once your temper is wearing off while ranting words of praises.

⋆ if you play with his hair, dear lord is he going to go insane. whether it be whenever you both are laying on each other sides or chests or kissing (especially making out and you're needily grabbing onto his hair he'll give you the most lowest whimper ever), he's a goner for you.

⋆ one of his favorite times with you are friday movie nights. watching friday the 13th, the exorcist freddy kreuger, the shining, basically all of the 80s horror movie classics you name it. he loves keeping a tight hold on you, holding you close to him. if you easily get squeamish with horror movies, he'll laugh lightly. not of you, but just how easily you get scared. he'll plant small kisses on you and tightening his hold on you if he notices you're genuinely shaken.

⋆ he loves it whenever you apply blush onto his tattoos or coloring his tattoos with your eyeshadow or markers. that, or feeling your fingers trace itself on his skin.

⋆ if you ever request him a song on his guitar, he'll always comply to your request. going tryhard to impress you. if you get interested in wanting to learn how to play a guitar, he'll have you perched onto his lap and guiding your fingers to each chord. he knows that doing this actually doesn't help you learn and is actually more of an excuse for him to touch you.

⋆ please go to this man's concerts, he loves just having your moral support and seeing you in the crowd just motivates him more! give him a kiss before the show too, he's going to get a massive ego boost. sometimes however, he gets carried away if you're present at his concerts. and then every time after the concert, his band members will be like "dude what the hell? that wasn't your solo." but he's already occupied, not listening and giving a dam about anything except your lips on his.

⋆ he always has a protective, firm grip on you. whenever you both go out in public, always expect his hand securely wrapped around his. you sitting down? he'll be right behind you, his hands on your shoulders. maybe giving you a small massage that's hardly noticeable. he's feeling extra jealous when you're talking to other people? his hand instantly finding its' way on your waist.

⋆ eddie loves having his ego fed, so you smiling or laughing or any positive interaction that comes out of you because of his actions. lord, his head is now fucking big and a bright smile welcomes itself to you. he loves being the reason why you smile and laugh, and let's be honest, he just loves the way your face crinkles up into a smile or your beautiful laugh that rings constantly in his ear.

⋆ kisses with eddie are as if words of affirmation was a kiss. it's slow but you can feel his own admiration towards you as it literally radiates off of his lips. however, kisses with eddie can also be quick and mind boggling like when you both pull out, you'll just be starstruck like "holy shit that fucking just happened". his kiss is messy but full of passionate neediness for you.

⋆ if you're initiating a kiss, please reach up and wrap your hands around his shoulder. if you're short, he'll go crazy if you stand on your tippy toes just to reach his height. if you're taller than him and have to lean down to be eye level with him, he'll equally go crazy.

⋆ dating eddie will be the best decision of your entire life ever. he'll treat you like royalty while also having fun and joking around with the person he loves in the entire world. he won't ever break your heart so please don't break his either.

[kazumist]

MEET CUTES .ᐟ

✩ — includes: kazuha, diluc, kaeya, zhongli x gn!reader. fluff. no cws. wc: 364. reblogs and feedback are very much appreciated !!

kazuha — !

you two first met on a train, playing footsie with each other. you and he were coincidentally wearing the same pair of shoes on the ride, and you two were also coincidentally sitting across from each other! cute, really. he initiated it first, lightly tapping on your shoe and waiting for you to tap back. and it slowly just turned into a small little exchange of taps on your shoes between you two. with only a few left on the train, you finally got a chance to actually exchange words instead of taps. and before your stop arrived, he somehow managed to slip a small piece of paper in your bag with his phone number written on it.

diluc — !

he helped you with groceries. he was behind you waiting in line for your turn to end, and he noticed that you probably wouldn’t be able to take home your groceries on your own. it's a good thing that you were actually neighbors, though! you wonder how you never bump into each other even though your residences are literally right next to each other, but maybe it just waited for the right time.

kaeya — !

the guy you would always encounter on the streets. it turns out he was brothers with your neighbor (diluc), and he occasionally visits there for no important reason, apparently. you think he’s pretty hot, though; who wouldn’t? diluc has the tendency to kick him out of his house, and since you and diluc are on good terms, kaeya decides to stay at your house for a few hours or so. he may be playful, but in truth, he’s really nice! he just… has a cocky side to him.

zhongli — !

library nerd with whom you would bond over books. you know nothing much about literature and history (just the basics, really), and he explains it more to you! you thought you’d get even more confused about it at first, but it turns out his explanation is better than what you heard when you were studying. you don’t know if it’s his charm or what, but whatever it is, it’s working. (though you do think that he’s quite unaware of his sexiness.)

[aclowntiny]

How Enhypen Act Around Their Crush (Gender Neutral Reader)

To usher in 7 more wonderful bois to this blog, the classic scenario I started the others with 😌 hope you enjoy, Engenes 💁🏻‍♀️➖

Jungwon

♡ Can be sort of obvious, depends on how you perceive his shyness 🤔 he may just come across as quiet, on the reserved side before he gets more comfortable.

♡ He always has a big smile just for you & he listens so intently, like his eyes will be on you the whole time. Will be so expressive, reacting to everything you say.

♡ Wants you to be his partner for everrrryyyy game you guys play. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, Jungwon does apparently 💁🏻‍♀️ but yeah, he comes up with a creative reason to recruit you every time, even if it doesn’t make much sense.

♡ He stumbles on his words quite a bit around you, especially when you catch him off guard. Things that catch him off guard include (but are not limited to): you calling his name all of a sudden, Jungwon looking over to see you smiling/laughing, you just being beautiful (all the time if your name is Yang Jungwon).

♡ Another potential tell is how giggly he can get around you 🫢 man acts like everything you say is funny plS. & tell him something he did was cute he’ll straight up MALFUNCTION

♡ Pretty much UNO reverse cards almost any compliment you give him. Tell him how kind he is no you. Tell him he looks nice today??? DHCVSSGCHSBFDWS no you

♡ If the other members tease you, he’ll pull the leader card so fast to get them to stop, sheepishly (hahaha 양 pun haha) apologizing for them & steering you a bit away (oh darn…that results in more time with you…oh noooo….😉) from the chaos. Unless you really like it/give it back to them, then he’ll just cheer you on like get em!!! (੭ˊ꒳ ˋ)੭

♡ You accidentally kicked him lightly under the table once & felt so bad, but Jungwon lightened the mood immediately & turned it into your little thing instead :3 so you guys pretty much always play footsie at dinner that’s just how you cutiepies flirt 😌

Heeseung

♡ He’s so sure he’s being super duper smooth with it, but it kinda shows tbh

♡ Literally trips over his own feet trying to help you once but it’s ok, it was cute ☺️ how could you not resist his eagerness??

♡ His goal one hundred percent is to make you feel valued, so your opinion is always taken into account. Suddenly, whatever you want to do is what Heeseung is voting for, too, especially if you’d have been the only one otherwise.

♡ Basically becomes your personal delivery boy. You want a drink? What kind? Heeseung’s already out of his seat, he’ll bring you one. You left your shoes? Oh, just stay there, Heeseung’s got it.

♡ When you talk to him, get ready to see Maximal Big Bambi Eyes™. Like, those things are going to be shining full of stars whenever they get to look at your wonderful face 🩷

♡ “What’s your favorite song? …Oh, no reason.” Heeseung then proceeds to make it his life mission to learn that song & sing it for you. May even…write you a song 👀 if he gets brave one day, maybe he’ll show it to you!

♡ Probably invites you to go get ramen with him because of course he does 😆 anything to have some one-on-one time though! He actually has an easier time that way, no pressure from other sets of eyes on him.

♡ May not initiate touch too much, but if you do he’ll look some of the happiest you’ve ever seen him 🥺🥰 that’ll probably encourage him to do a bit more with you as well!

Jay

♡ Thinks he’s super smooth but it kinda shows part 2

♡ He tries to show off more around you, taking on more challenges & trying to do things that make him look cool. “Oh, yeah, I can do that. Check this out!” If he fails, at least he can amuse you & laugh it off, getting more motivated for next time 💪🏻

♡ 5000% the guy who gives you his jacket when it’s cold (& revels in the way you look in his clothes 👀)

♡ If you laugh at his puns, A. Jay.exe will stop working, B. he’ll make that many more just to make you laugh, his chest swelling a little every time it works 😌

♡ Finds out you like something then does a ton of research on it so he can casually bring it up & be like ‘oh, you’re into that too? nice, had no idea 😎’

♡ Tries to make sure he’s standing next to you in pictures so he can see how you two look together 👀 probably also tried wearing your favorite color more too, just subliminal messages for when you see him & look back on those pictures 😌

♡ Probably the most obvious thing he does is how fiercely he defends you. If anyone teases or even slightly inconveniences them Jay’s ready to fight them for you. Even harder than he is when they tease him for his crush CGDVSCDSFCHVX

♡ Really casually breaks the touch barrier by sitting really close to you, your arms & sides brushing, but is dying on the inside especially when you scooch a bit & somehow end up even closer 💗

Jake

♡ Highkey really good at handling it, not making it obvious in an embarrassing way but dropping just the right amount of hints 😌

♡ He approaches you right away & asks questions to get to know you better, finding a way to relate to as many of your answers as he can.

♡ Definitely asks if you like animals & shows you pictures of Layla because the two of them are a package deal 😤 but of course you love her & gush over the pictures & Jake’s heart goes 💗

♡ Jake is always the first to congratulate you on a job well done, telling you did great even if it’s something as simple as completing a task on the game you’re playing together.

♡ Jake’s the kind of guy to send you songs he thinks you’ll like, please listen to them 🥺 & give them nice reviews especially if they’re love songs because that’s a hint!!!

♡ He will always open doors for you & pull out your chair for you because our Jake is a gentleman 😌

♡ Also the one who buys you random surprises, just cute things in your favorite color or themed like your interests that made him think of you (as if he isn’t always thinking of you)!

♡ The first time he really initiates contact, it’s sort of on accident 😅 you have something in your hair & he gently reaches over to take it out, then realizes what he does & apologies, a blush spreading across his face. His smile returns, though, when you tell him it was quite all right & thank him!

Sunghoon

♡ Doesn’t want to be embarrassingly obvious but, like, what’s the point if you don’t know, you know? 👀

♡ Strategically positions himself at gatherings so he can always have a good look at you if he isn’t talking to you.

♡ Lets you win whenever you guys are playing games because he loves seeing how happy you get, especially if you playfully rub it in his face. It builds a little joke between you two & gives him an excuse to play with you again for ‘revenge’!

♡ Enjoys being able to teach you things, partially for showing-off factor but mostly because it forges a connection between you two & shows that you can learn from each other.

♡ On the flip side of that, Sunghoon wants to try out your hobbies, too. Even if they don’t end up being his favorite, it’s a new experience for him to have under his belt & one more way to show his interest in you.

♡ Smirks a little if your eyes meet his from a distance, but the moment you look away he’s probably crashing into a wall or completely turned around so no one sees how red he is.

♡ If you wear a hat or glasses, he’ll probably steal them from you just to flirt. Coin flip if he just puts them on or if he takes something & runs so you chase him down for it. If he puts it on, he’ll say it looks better on you 😏

♡ He’s not super touchy-feely, so he’ll go with the flow on your signs there. If you’re a hugger, though, oh boy will he lean into that fact. Every greeting between you & Sunghoon will be a hug just because he can 😌

Sunoo

♡ Definitely could be more obvious, but internally he feels like with everything he does there’s a big flashing Las Vegas sign above his head that says ‘SUNOO LIKES YOU’.

♡ However his hints aren’t always that glaring like he feels like he laughs at everything you say, but also laughs quite a bit naturally so it can easily be seen as part of his naturally joyous personality.

♡ Lowkey his love language is food, like he’ll find out what your favorite candy is & then somehow alwaaaaayssss have some when he’s with you ☺️

♡ MUST be sitting next to you whenever possible. Once stole Heeseung’s seat next to you when he got up on the grounds of the couch being more comfortable than the chair he’d had to be in before.

♡ He really wants to know your favorite things, like your favorite movies, songs, ice cream flavor, etc. because then he can try them too & feel like he’s experiencing a little part of you through them 🥰

♡ Wants to take selfies with you every time you hang out!!! 🥺 what can he say, pictures capture good memories!

♡ Never more will you desire having a personal cheerleader, Sunoo has that covered. Everything you do is amazing in his eyes & he will tell you it’s impressive all the time.

♡ A little shy with initiating touch, but eventually when he feels more comfortable he’ll do little things like resting a hand on your arm as he asks if you’re ok or grabbing your hand to lead you places!

Ni-Ki

♡ Honestly one of the better ones at hiding it if he wants to, which he definitely does at first! Later on, though? Different story. He has to win you in the end right? 😤

♡ Definitely the type to try showing off a bit, like he’ll be the one that always wants to show you the choreographies they’re working on, giving his all even into his little demonstrations & immediately glancing for your reaction.

♡ Really loves it if you dance with him, whether it’s letting him teach you or just joining in on what he’s doing. He’ll get so smiley please dance with him lots!

♡ This boy lives for teasing you!!! He loves to imitate you playfully & fake-bicker with you, but it’s just because he wants to play around 🥺 if you ever seem upset he’ll stop & apologize right away.

♡ If you don’t speak Japanese, he’ll teach you some phrases, but only either super weird random ones or cutesy stuff he just wants to see you say.

♡ You’ll probably catch the others (read: Jake, Jay) teasing him for it at one point; even if the context escapes you you’ll just walk in & see Riki getting ready to throw hands 😂

♡ He brings it on himself a little bit because even if he’s pretty good at being nonchalant, he’s always near you, whether it’s following you around to chat or just taking a seat near you, any spot that gets him in your orbit.

♡ Probably tries the ol yawn-&-stretch the arm thing at least twice (fails once) on you 😭😂 if you look surprised, he’ll totally act like he didn’t know that was what he was doing 😅

[pythonees]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ PUNISHMENT — johnny slaughter

WARNINGS: 18+, Johnny being Johnny (mean), smacking/beatings, it's lightly abusive but with sparkles over the top

A/N: my incoherent rambling for this very evil no good man that I have been lusting over since this game came out. heavily inspired by the au/world building from @whatitshouldvebeen and their wonderful writing for johnny.

please please please don't slap a community rating on my post just don't read it and block my tags or me. it really effects who sees my work that I make for FREE for anyone to enjoy. thank you 🤗

Somehow some way you're out in public with Johnny at like a bar or something and you're playing footsie with his cock under the table. He was teasing you all day and had left you hanging on the edge of an orgasm before declaring you were going out for some “fun”, and you had foolishly thought that you could get him back for the teasing you had to endure.

Johnny doesn't even bother to hide the sadistic grin he's got on his face as he drinks his beer, forgetting all about the newest victims you two were out trying to get. The first chance he gets to pay he does, dropping the crumpled bills on the table, dragging you to the truck and breaking every speeding violation known to man to get back to the house.

His hand would basically be imprinted on your ass the second you get home and up to his room, bent over his lap as he delivers slap after slap to the supple flesh. He's almost kind with it, trailing his hand over the hot skin between beatings, cooing at you for being such a good girl, taking his punishment without complaint.

Johnny’d even rub at your desperate clit, giving you some reprieve before your ass distracts him, big hand palming at it roughly before another round starts up, smacks filling the room once more.

You can barely walk, let alone SIT after he's done with you and he takes great pride in his handy work every time you wince and whimper in the weeks following. It's weird though, each twinge of pain also brings a wave of pleasure, distracting you even further.

Day to day tasks are a struggle, and Johnny can't help but pat your ass whenever he passes you by, laughing when you whine that it still hurts. He's kinder to you in the days following, as kind as he can be, at least. Lifting anything he might think is too heavy for you even if you can handle it, things like that. Though he does it more to feed his ego knowing that you need his help than to really help you out.

Don't worry though, he made sure to give you the fucking you were so obviously craving once he was finished teaching you a lesson. He relishes in the desperate, keening moans you make as he pounds into you, your face smushed into the pillow, barely able to dampen your wailing.

The bed is damp with sweat and tears and the steady stream of your arousal that drips out of you, each smack oh your skin colliding jolts another gush out of you despite the pain that follows.

©︎ pythonees — do not, under any circumstance, repost, plagiarize, modify or translate my work.

[chirpsythismorning]

Will Won't Believe Mike Has Feelings For Him, Until Mike Unpacks EVERYTHING!

In season 2, almost every touch between byler was initiated by Mike. Literally two episodes in a row at the start of that season, the camera focuses on Mike wrapping his arm around Will's shoulder warmly, only for us to never see this gesture from Mike again until s4, except this time it's with El (feat. Will in the background).

This is important because it means Mike went from initiating touch with Will in the earlier seasons, to not initiating it in the later ones, and conveniently right after he started having a relationship with El.

After holding back from initiating any contact with Will all of s3 (the same season almost all contact between them was initiated by Will for the first time), it's not until the end of the season that Mike lets go of his ih right as Will is about to leave for California, falling into his arms.

And then it takes the literal apocalypse, at the very end of s4, for Mike to wholeheartedly initiate contact with Will again (after yet another season of Will initiating most).

And so it makes sense why Will would be confused.

Because at the end of s3, Mike gives him the impression that he didn't want Will to join another party, with Will basically admitting that was the whole point of him donating the dnd game, because joining another party would literally be impossible for him, so like what's the point?

Will's feelings aren't going away. Whether or not Mike feels the same, is beside the point. Will still wants to be in Mike's life as his friend and he would be ecstatic to be best friends like they used to, entirely platonically.

After all, Will used to attribute Mike's behavior in earlier seasons as platonic, whereas bylers arguably viewed it as romantic. So Will's idea of romantic vs. platonic may very well be different than Mike's (and perhaps ours).

We tend to view those gestures as romantic, especially because Mike went from being able to do them nonchalantly, to now looking like a deer in headlights any time Will so much as slightly grazes his arm.

This is why I think Mike and Will's personal experiences with ih intersect and overlap. It affects them both differently, and that's probably because they had their realizations at different times, but it’s also probably because it started in environments that don’t resemble the exact same circumstances and experiences.

I do think because of Lonnie and because of Will's experiences growing up being bullied, he is understandably scared of being a target and that will never go away, it never does for queer people. That trauma is deep for Will and it's why he can't stand up for El in s4 when it comes to the bullies. It's why he freezes. And yet, even still, he seems a lot more comfortable in being who he is in a way that I just don't think Mike is, at least not fully or to the extent Will is (yet).

And it's because they are at totally different stages of their journey, journeys that are going to look totally different even side by side, but still qualify as both being worthy enough for acknowledgment in the end.

I hate the whole excuse regarding the girl in Will's class, because we don't really get much context there. But I'm guessing that Will obviously knew this girl sort of well. They're sitting next to each other in class, and he's been going to this school for about 6 months, so I highly doubt they are strangers.

I also am assuming they talked enough that this girl felt compelled to flirt by playing footsy, as opposed to her just being attracted to him and doing it on a whim. That obviously doesn't excuse her touching him without his consent, but what I'm trying to say is that there are girls that have liked Will for who he is, after getting to know him, who want to get to know him more romantically and he's just.... not having it.

And so if Will was craving normalcy to the point where he wanted to appear straight, dating a girl that is fully interested in him is obviously one of the popular options a person might consider in that situation. And Will's had this opportunity. This was just one of at least 3 in canon occurrences where a girl implied, 'Hey. I'm interested' towards Will. Which means all he would have to do is play along and he could keep his sexuality locked down and ignore his true feelings, by pretending to be happy in a heterosexual relationship.

We even have an unnamed fourth girl in the mix, who Will doesn't even know exists. This girl exists solely to make Mike insecure about his and Will's relationship. Because in contrast to Will, and most people that don't have extreme cases of ih, Mike views romantic relationships as shutting out everyone else, and he's scared that now that Will might be interested in a girl and moving towards a romantic relationship, he's going to shut Mike out and he'll lose him for good.

But Will doesn't have that same level of denial or self-hatred that might lead one to pursue or even simply draw out an unromantic relationship, at least not anymore. You could try to argue that in s2 Will did because he gave in and danced with the girl (at Mike's insistence), but since then, nothing.

Will is the kind of person that is comfortable enough in his sexuality to literally be single for the rest of his life, contentedly, because that would mean he doesn't have to pretend to be someone he's not to fit society's expectations. He's not scared enough about the implications of not having a gf and what people would think of him as a result. He is who he is and he's accepted that part of himself.

Mike on the other hand, has lots of expectations of himself, that he's sort of forcing himself to obey and follow. And he's also well aware of the implications of everything he does, especially when it relates to Will. He hyper-focuses on his actions and it's why he can't be fully honest about how he feels, and this is because how he has been acting as of late, is mostly an act in and of itself. An act that protects him from exploring the truth about his sexuality. An act that allows him to ignore it all together.

Every time Will has confronted Mike about his inability to be a good friend like he used to be, it's literally coming from a platonic place, not from a place of Will expecting Mike to return his love.

That's the thing, he doesn't think Mike could ever love him because he thinks Mike is straight. But he also (unlike Mike) doesn't have fears about Mike viewing his behavior as romantic, he just has fears that Mike doesn't want him as a friend anymore.

And I think that's the difference between Will's ih and Mike's.

Because Mike's ih is attributed to how he's been taught to believe he must grow up and be a certain way, according to bs media propaganda and from his family, along with how all of those ideas impacted him internally, since he has no one to really talk about it with.

And while Will has experienced some heinous shit in regards to his perceived sexuality at an extremely young age (a lot of which Mike witnessed right beside him or experienced himself firsthand) he doesn't apply those insecurities to his relationship with Mike. Even though Lonnie and those bullies and the scum of town broke him down, his mother loves him and his brother loves him and his best friend said asking him to be his best friend was the best thing he's ever done.

Mike doesn't have that kind of support going on for him when it comes to accepting his sexuality. He's scared, and understandably so.

This contrast between their characters is obvious in the way they go about their relationship, specifically in s4.

For example, Will doesn't view Mike not sending him letters as Mike turning him down romantically, he views it as Mike not caring about him at all, even as a friend.

And that's the main thing that made me have this realization about Mike's behavior in s4, and over the seasons in general because, to Mike, writing a letter to Will had romantic implications.

He sent letters to El and literally couldn't give in to send not even one letter to Will, and it's because, well, it would be too obvious (gay).

I imagine it's possible Will called Mike after they were settled in Cali, because he was still fairly certain they were on good terms considering how they left things (he has no idea Mike is spiraling over being recommitted to El again). Will had little reason to be insecure that Mike wouldn't want to talk to him, so I imagine that initially, things were at least fine.

But then it's been about a week and the Byers get a couple of letters in the mail, one for El and one for Jonathan, and... I can't even imagine what Will might have been feeling in that moment.

And then it happens again. And again. And Will is confused, because he thought they resolved things in their last conversation. He thought that they hugged and they were back to the way things used to be.

We even get this moment where Max is writing letters to everyone, EVERYONE, which makes me think Will did get letters from his other friends after the move, from Dustin, Lucas and even Max. And I think this can also be supported by a few other details. Bc if the phone line was busy, I don’t think any of the other friends would have a problem with writing Will a letter to reach him instead. And so by Dustin complaining about Mike was always whining about the Byers line being busy is an interesting choice bc, why wouldn't Dustin also complain? Wouldn't he want to call to talk to Will too.... Unless, Dustin is fully capable of getting his platonic Will fix via letters, EVEN probably ending them with love Dustin. (Will also knew what Lucas’ hair looked like in s4, which he would only really know if he got a picture of Lucas sent to him in the mail, most likely accompanied by a letter catching up).

I'm honestly guessing, that the only person who didn't write Will, not even once, was Mike.

It makes sense that in the time between s3-s4, Will attributed this behavior from Mike as him just reverting back to his s3 ways. He stopped focusing on Will and put all of his energy into worrying about El (again).

And so although Will doesn't make the effort to reach out to Mike as much as he could have, it's not because he's scared Mike will realize his feelings for him if he 'goes too far' or something. It's because he just genuinely thinks that Mike doesn't want to be his friend anymore.

And then the couple other times Mike himself calls the Byers over those 6 months, it's incredibly awkward. Something is off and Will doesn't know what it is or if it's his fault.

And this is why he puts his heart and soul into that painting.

The party was the last thing they talked about when they last saw each other. And that painting and what it represents reminds Will of a time when they were younger, when they could be themselves. Or more specifically when Mike could be himself and show how much he cared about Will, something he has been incapable of doing to the extent he would like to, for quite some time now. Will's holding onto this small ounce of hope that he just needs to prove to Mike that their friendship can still be what it used to be, if that's what Mike wants of course. And he's not scared that Mike is going to see this as romantic, or he's at least not worried about it. Why else would he put a heart on his shield and plan on giving it to him in front of everyone, in public?

Over the next few months, letters to El (from Mike), are arriving less and less over time, but they're still semi consistent. And all the while Will's just working on his painting with the purest and kindest of intentions.

Then, the day of their reunion finally comes and Will is so excited to hug Mike and give him the painting, but then suddenly, Mike is rejecting him. Instead of going in for a hug like he did at the end of s3, Mike makes his way towards Will, only to pull himself back and tap him on the shoulder instead before they can even hug properly.

Will looked very happy to see Mike, just like Mike did initially. However, in contrast, Will didn't hold himself back from the embrace at all, not until he saw Mike doing it.

Meaning ih wasn't in the way of Will in this moment, but it was in the way for Mike.

Mike's inability to simply hug him back like a friend hugs a friend, is when Will thinks, 'okay. so this painting is probably not the best idea.'

And then all day long, Will is moping, not even thinking about the implications of what it could look like. He doesn't care if he looks like a sad gay boy, because he is a sad gay boy.

Meanwhile Mike is smiling (painfully) most of the day, though we know because Mike lets it slip later, that he was too distracted by Will's moping to even enjoy himself. It was all an act. He was internalizing everything he was truly feeling and thinking in those moments.

Again we're seeing Will being quite capable of showing a full range of emotions, without him worrying about the implications that may come with it, whereas the implications of anything and everything Mike does (or even wears) is a guiding factor for why he is behaving the way that he is.

And then at Rink-O-Mania, Will says, 'what about us' and the entire byler community is gasping.. bc i mean, the guts?? the confidence? the self assurance that he must have had to say something so bold such as, 'what about us??', all while Mike is looking back at him fucking starstruck, wishing he had the balls to say something like that intentionally and not by accident.

Mike has started to be extremely careful about what he says, and in turn Will is having no choice but to do the same.

At this moment, Mike is still reeling from admitting to paying more attention to Will's mood than El who was lying straight to his face, and now Will is suddenly revealing to Mike that he missed him a lot and he was sad that Mike didn't call more...

But instead of Mike being like BRO I called. I called you every day for almost a year... he keeps his mouth shut.

This is the moment we finally see Mike's mask start to crack, because in this moment he reveals that he couldn't write to him because, "She's my girlfriend Will!" and "We're friends. We're friends.".

All of which are things Will never disputed as being basic facts.

The reality is Will isn't upset here because Mike doesn't want to do romantic coded things with him, he's upset because things that used to be platonic for them, that are platonic for most best friends, Mike is suddenly viewing as romantic now.

"But we used to be best friends," drives home this fact that Will's insecurities about their relationship are tied to Mike's behavior.

And then Mike's ih and 'detouring back into the closet' tendencies are back in full force, and it's causing Will to also cut himself short. Instead of being honest like he always is, he's stopping himself, because Mike is starting to change his tune.

It's why he walked away after the rain fight, and it's why he keeps his mouth shut instead of defending himself. Because this isn't how things used to be between them.

And that's what I find kind of tragic about their slow-burn, and I haven't seen anyone talk about this, which is that I think their experiences overlap.

I think that Mike's ih is starting to impact Will in a negative way. While Will has been learning to accept himself over the seasons, Mike's been learning to hide.

We've seen them go from a relationship early on where Mike was the reason Will accepted himself, to now being the reason he has to give him a veiled love confession, because at this point, Will has little reason to believe Mike could love him back based on his actions and his behavior.

At the end of s3, right before they hug, Will kind of just stands there waiting for Mike to hug him, like he's down to hug Mike, but only if that's what he wants. Will's ih is only starting to kick in at all now because Mike's has went from nonexistent, to value infinity. After a season of initiating all contact, Will is skeptical Mike even wants to hug him. But then Mike is falling into his arms and it's such a pure moment, because now Will is thinking, albeit bittersweetly, that things can go back to normal for them.

But they don't, with s4 essentially starting out as a repeat of s3.

Will is back to this trend of initiating all their physical contact again. First going in for a hug at the airport brightly (only to be shot down). Poking Mike in the chest at Rink-O-Mania when they're arguing. Grazing Mike's arm in the van when he gives him the painting. Reaching out to tap his shoulder during his monologue. Hugging Lucas with him. Elbowing him subtly to ask about how things are with El. These are all subtle moments where Will goes out his way to initiate touch with Mike, things that arguably Mike used to do with Will, but now only does extremely rarely, and most notably at the last second at the end of the season, after holding himself back the first 8 or so episodes.

I think what's so important about the way they approached this, is that in order for Will to truly accept and love himself, Mike has to accept himself too.

Without even realizing it, a long time ago, Mike made Will accept himself. Will was arguably experiencing a lot of ih in the first two seasons, but then suddenly it flipped, and now it's the other way around, with Will just being confused like I thought you cured me of this bro? wtf??

Will literally poured his heart out to Mike with that painting. He told Mike how he felt. He even spent the last year or so being fairly honest about how he viewed their friendship and about how he feels about him. And while Mike always makes the effort to correct things with Will, a lot faster than he does with anyone else, he's still leaving Will in the dark here.

Because while most bylers are fully convinced s4 ended things in a way that proves Mike is ready to be with Will once that opportunity arises, that doesn't mean Will is going to believe him.

Will doesn't end the season thinking Mike loves him, he ends it thinking the exact opposite.

It doesn't matter that Mike is finally reaching out to him again or that he's even standing right beside him at the end, because Will has already been through this with Mike.

He's already gotten hope that they could go back to how they were.

And even though their reconciliation in s4 seemed to resolve things, things still ended in a similar way to s3, only this time in a more grand way, with Mike telling El he loved her 9 times, and the added bonus that he apparently felt like his life started that day they found her in the woods (the same day Will went missing).

And so somethings gotta give. We cant just have a repeat of s3 and s4.

I think it's going to take A LOT for Will to even consider Mike could not only see him truly as a best friend again, but that he also returns his feelings romantically.

Sadly, despite all the beauty that is byler when it comes to them voicing how much they care about each other, Mike's inability to even want a platonic relationship is why they are in this situation in the first place. Because I honestly think Will is capable of a platonic relationship with Mike, whereas I do no think Mike is capable of having a platonic relationship with Will. And his attempts to hide his feelings have caused Will to be insecure about where their friendship lies.

And so it's going to require Will getting an explanation as to why Mike has been acting this way for so long.

Mike's not going to be able to end things with El and then manage to convince Will that its him who he loves.

This is where I think the letter comes in. I think that Will pouring his heart out in that painting, explaining all the ways Mike makes him feel like he's not a mistake, needs to be reciprocated in a similar way from Mike's end.

After the past few years of him making Will question everything he ever thought about their relationship, both Will and Mike deserve the closure that comes with acknowledging what the hell happened between them.

And I think the best way to do that is for Will to understand why Mike did what he did, because Will didn't personally have ih that gave him the urge to seek out, nor stay in unhappy relationships. Like I'm sure Will's fairly convinced that having a girlfriend is strictly straight behavior, as are most (uninformed) people.

If Mike wants to be with Will, he needs to give Will closure about why they went from best friends to strangers. And that is going to require Mike unpacking his ih in a way that Will is going to understand, once Mike finally acknowledges it instead of beating around the bush. Will is going to be able to be the thing that makes Mike accept himself, and vice versa.

And the way I think Mike is going to do that is IN A LETER (especially after convincing himself letters are romantic? boy! you better prove it!)

Once they finally do that, once they both speak to each other in their own personal love language (Will with his art and Mike with his writing), they'll finally understand each other and where they were both coming from.

And that's when they'll realize that they can overcome all these fears they've had growing up, everything that caused them this big mess in the first place, because they'll be able to get through it together.

And it's going to be so heartbreakingly beautiful and real that not even the ga is going to be able to be mad.

[not-goldy]

I wanna eat it. * Points camera at Jimin * Arrest me. Do Cardio with Me/Grunts. Do you want Rameyon? Rabbit spit is spicy. I want you. I will give him a kiss. I can handle it. Yes, he can handle it. Jungkook you're no joke. You liked being tied up, don't lie. Runs fingers through hair, breathes heavily, licks lips before wishing his bro a happy birthday. Hickeys, neck biting, neck kissing, ear sucking, tiddy slapping, thigh pinching, crotch footsie, hand licking, neck stradelling, hands all up on each other's asses at every opportunity. You like me that much? I'm shameless, so is that why you like me more? Jk starring Jimin down when he tied his own hands up and was being walked around on a leash. Both getting in each other's face & lip space, inching closer and closer til one backs off, multiple times. What are they even doing? If they haven't acted on it, I know they both got blue balls because of all the teasing they been doing & basically daring the other to just go for it & come and get it already.

For real hun

Arrest me.....

Like which bro says that to his bro free me

It's even more disturbing when we've seen Jimin creep out and cringe hard at other members trying to flirt with him. He be hitting them with the don't do that. And I recall two members almost washing out their mouths with soap after an accidental kiss

Pretty sure I'll get burnt at the stake if I said to my sister, Arrest me. Yet they want us to believe two bros would have no problem saying that to eachother.

I want you- then Jimin giggles and tells him that sound isn't good if people hear him say that- dude knew Jungkook wasn't thinking of him as a brother when he was saying that shit. Why warn him off if it's harmless and most important of all STRAIGHT.

Jungkook is bent on being gay with Jimin. Yall should call a spade a spade. He means that shit from his gay chest when he says them and he understands what it means to flirt with a man yet he does it anyway no matter how bad you want him to present a clean hyper straight facade.

Let's eat ramen- GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR HORNY GAY ASS

We ate beef- yea sure. Get all that meat King. Beat it up eat it up catch all that bull meat charge it up add that gizzard lips to it munch on it lick your finger sprinkle the fruits on top of it and get away with it cos the naive straight bunch have no clue what the fuck you talking about.

And if we say anything then suddenly we are the crazy ones

How a bunch of boys who grew up together even develop the desire to play flirt with one another is troubling to me not gonna lie

I have female besties I've known since kindergarten- one tried to grope me while we shared a bed and that disgusted me to the core cos I will never with her she's a sister at this point and so so so so not my type LIKE AT ALL.

The only way I can flirt like that with a friend is if I harbored romantic feelings about them from the very start or if I never thought of them as "friends" but as potential suitors

It's wrong to give each other a boner in the name of "fanservice" cos at the end of the day blue balls a bitch, bitch

[icycoldninja]

Beauty Day Headcanons for the First Class SOLDIER boys!

A/N: I have always imagined the 1st class bois doing a beauty day with their S/O cause why not? They're beautiful. 💅💄

♡ Sephiroth♡

-Let's start with skincare. He's not that into skin cleansing with creams and whatnot, but will definitely put on a face mask, especially if it's Moogle or Chocobo themed.

-He will allow you to put on some eyeshadow (see pic above, not mine btw) and maybe some foundation, but lipstick is out of the question because he risks getting it on his hair.

-LOVES to have his nails painted, especially black and white. I mean come on. Why do you think he wears gloves? It's to hide his shiny, glittery nails from everyone. Paint his nails for him once and you'll find it turns into a tradition. Every weekend, you two end up sitting at the kitchen table, painting each other's nails different colors, trying out new patterns and designs. Too bad his nails have to be kept short so he can fitght or he would have long-ass coffin nails by now.

-You want to brush his hair? By all means, go right ahead! Sephiroth is a living Rapunzel; to have a beauty day and not play with his hair would be to miss out on a golden opportunity. He loves it. You love it. Everyone's happy.

-What about hairstyling, you may ask? Well, he is in EUPHORIA when you braid his hair (it's soooo relaxing) and likes to have you help him tie it into buns, pigtails, ponytails and whatnot. At the end of the day, he ends up looking like a really big, muscular kawaii girl. ✌️🩷❤️✌️

☆Genesis☆

-LOOK at this man. A total pretty boy. It's likely that you were introduced to beauty days by him, and that he dragged you onto the makeup/skincare/shiny things bandwagon.

-Will wear literally anything you want him to, eyeshadow, lipstick, blush, facemasks, cleansers, you name it, he'll let you put it on his face. That can be interpreted many ways, don't sue me for your dirty minds

-Fingernail painting? He's fine with it, but he's more into pedicures because his hands get scratched up more often than Sephiroth's do.

-When it's time to paint the footsies...hoo boy. His toes are very ticklish, so you have to pinch 'em just so or he'll be wiggling and giggling, and then his feet will end up covered in nail polish and there'll be a huge mess in general.

-Like Sephiroth, Genesis enjoys getting his hair done. He'll let you wash it, style it, tie it up into little pigtails--he's basically your living Barbie doll.

-All in all, beauty days with Genesis are lots of fun. Sometimes you guys turn on a rom-com or drama and do each other's hair while watching it. ❤️

■ Angeal ■

-Aight, this man is different from the rest. He's not that into makeup, but he will don a little blush and guyliner if you ask him to.

-Angeal's preference is skincare, believe it or not. He wants the whole package, face masks, cleansers, lotions, hydrating soaps, etc. Being in S.O.L.D.I.E.R. means you have to leave for missions often--you don't get much time to maintain your skin. As a result, Angeal is now a skincare addict and relies on you to teach him how to use the products properly and help him establish a solid routine.

-Bonus points if you buy him one of those cute headbands to push his hair back. Imagine seeing your beefy boyfriend parading around the house with bunny ears and a pink sheet mask. Adorable.

-Another thing he enjoys is massages. Yes, you read that right. Coming home from an exhausting mission and being met with a warm bubble bath and then a relaxing massage? That's his kind of heaven.

-Also wouldn't mind giving you a nice full body massage as a reward afterwards. What did I tell you about double meanings, like jeez ?

[baragouinn]

Personally, I still haven't recovered from Ed basically playing footsy with Stede as they're apprehended

[cerastes]

Tips for people returning from Twitter/new users

Grapplers are high risk, high reward characters, but they also excel at punishes. Play a safe game against them, and don’t be too afraid of their jabs or footsie options, but also make sure to not underestimate those either, as they are ultimately so the Grappler can more easily find their in.

There are two main techniques with regard to Fuzzy Defense: Fuzzy Guard and Fuzzy Jump. Both are very similar in terms of usage: Switching from low guard to something else briefly to guard against attacks that beat low guard.

Fuzzy Guard: You are basically hedging your bets and preemptively inputting down back - back - down back to block high for a brief moment to block an opponent's overhead attack before going back to blocking low.

Fuzzy Jump: The goal of a fuzzy jump (down back - up back - down back, additional specifics depend on the game) is to input it after blocking an attack and attempt to jump out of the opponent's blockstring. Fuzzy jumps are more nuanced and you have to look into each game for specific information about them.

If you have the Flower Sceptre and the Blossom Crown, you can obtain the Magus Sisters in Remiem Temple.

It’s true that you may have killed your mentor, but likewise, it can also be true that you are not his murderer.

Be sure to trigger the Heat QTE on both tigers, or you can permanently lose the chance to learn the Komaki Tiger Drop for the rest of your playthrough.

While holding an enemy in CQC, you can press and hold R3 to interrogate enemies.

Take the Angelic Rifle. There is meaning in you doing so.

Consistently being able to do Electrics is the starting line: To really master the Electric, you have to be able to it mid combo, out of a sidestep, on reaction to an opening in the middle of a high commitment enemy attack that has been blocked or that you have made whiff with footsies, etc.

Don’t interact with brands and celebrities.

[askyourfavouritesuperhusbands]

¨Tony.¨

¨Nonsense.¨

¨More often than not you play footsie with me during important meetings.¨

¨You send me pictures when I'm talking to the board of Stark Industries, is that not the same?¨

¨You don't have to look at them.¨

¨My phone basically explodes until I reply.¨

¨Turn it off.¨

¨Steve, I believe you've proven that you're the naughty one in this relationship.¨

��Aw, babe, come on, I'll make it up to you.¨

¨No, too late.¨

¨Please? I'll let you take the lead.¨

¨Okay.¨

[im-a-literal-wreck]

I’m a firm believer that post-gay-realization-Mike would be absolutely furious at himself for the utter idiocy that he pulled by deliberately limiting his physical contact with Will while he was seven layers deep in the closet. So mad in fact, that once he and Will finally did get together he was determined to make up for lost time by just having constant physical contact with him. Like constant. He’s all up in Will’s space like he pays rent there. I mean the man never did quite grasp the concept of personal space when it came to Will but now it’s just ridiculous. ‘Your personal space? Oh I’m sorry I think you mean OUR personal space.’

And even though it isn’t really safe for them to be physically affectionate in public Mike still finds a way. Walking next to him and bumping shoulders, making it look like an accident but it happens far too frequently for that to actually be the case. Sitting next to him and letting their knees touch under the guise of man spreading in a totally hetero dudebro fashion. Passing him things and letting their touch linger for just a beat too long. Standing so close that the backs of their hands are basically touching and Mike is just itching to reach out and hold his hand but he knows he can’t so instead he purposefully twitches his fingers so they brush against wills in what is basically a more subdued version of the pinkie thing. Playing footsie under the table. When he’s feeling particularly brazen and they’re tucked away in a corner booth out of sight even holding hands under the table.

Just basically finding any and every excuse to touch Will because he quite literally cannot help himself.

[lossie92]

we all want mdtb for the ship ask game lets go

Hi there ❤️

Hahaha sure thing. Also sorry for the wait on this. I somehow convinced myself I already answered your ask... 😶

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1. Who proposed to the other first?

Tobirama. He blurts it out one day over breakfast and that's that.

I think Madara initiates the kiss, but doesn't lean all the way in, giving Tobirama an opportunity to back away. (He doesn't.)

2. Who kissed the other first?

3. Who gives a good-morning kiss to other?

Madara. He's the only person who actually is awake in the morning. Most days Tobirama is half asleep and more or less sleepwalking his way around the house until he's almost done with breakfast and on his second cup of tea.

4. Who likes to play with the other's hair?

They both like it.

5. Who likes to play footsies?

I think Madara, since he's definitely the bigger flirt.

6. Who is the dominant one?

Madara. Without a question.

7. Who likes to keep a picture of the other with them all the time?

Not a picture, but they each carry a token of affection containing a lock of the other's hair.

8. Who likes to buy the other gifts?

Madara. He enjoys showering Tobirama with attention and affection in general, but there's a special kind of joy to be found in how much Tobirama appreciates even the smallest of gifts.

9. Who takes initiative in making physical contact?

After some initial hesitation it's Tobirama. He's definitely touch derived and the moment he realises Madara enjoys having him close he becomes a little clingy.

10. Who plans their dates?

Usually they both contribute.

11. Who was shy on their first date?

Tobirama. He has no relationship experience whatsoever, so he has no idea what is expected of him, which makes him more withdrawn and quite uncomfortable. He manages to relax pretty quickly though.

12. Who wakes up the other?

Madara. He's up with the sun and has to pry Tobirama from under a mountain of blankets basically every single day.

13. Who was shy in taking their relationship to next level?

Tobirama. Again because of his lack of experience.

14. Who hogs up the blankets in their sleep?

Tobirama because he's always cold.

15. Who is easy to get jealous?

They both do, though at the beginning Tobirama is definitely more jealous due to his own insecurities. Even though they trust each other not to stray, Tobirama constantly battles with the idea he's not good enough for Madara and that leads to him becoming jealous of anyone who tries to hog Madara's attention or flirt with him (or what Tobirama perceives as flirting).

16. Who cooks in the house?

Madara. Tobirama is capable of burning water.

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17. Who 'protects' and who 'nurtures'?

I think they both do a bit of each. Madara is maybe a little more protective and Tobirama definitely likes to take care of Madara to feel "useful".

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