#because I cannot be stopped

[theharddeck]

the reasons i'm alone, i know by heart (rhett abbott x fem!reader)

“My–” Rhett broke off, his voice hoarser than both of you had expected, and he cleared his throat before trying again. “My hands are dirty.” You looked down at them.  Dried white paint flecked over the tops of his knuckles, smudged over the tips of his fingers, flecked like freckles over his forearms. When your fingers traced over the specks of paint, you heard his breath catch as you looked back up at his face. You liked how he sounded, how he looked, wanted to know how he felt. “Guess I’m going to be doing all the touching, then.”

A leak after a snowstorm. A long afternoon waiting for paint to dry. Another snowstorm, a power surge, and a connection that might just last past dawn. -- two chapter fic coming soon.

[muscariiaart]

the menace himself, magnus chase, but if he were kinty. I actually like how this turned out so I am indeed posting it. I named him SummerHowl (summer = sword of summer, son of frey god of good weather, "warm and Sunshiney". howl = the call/peace of frey? w/e that move was called, also wolf howl. for I am devious)

I tried to make the lightest color look like sun dappling in some areas. also spot the hidden runes, there are two of them.

this was fun though! maybe I'll make all of floor nineteen into kittycats one day. just for funsies

[lukaherehelp]

DEAD FRIEND FOREVER... but is DND

So... The party of adventurers reaches a small town where in the local swamps there's being tales of an "unknown beast" roamming around and killing anyone whom dares to enter the swamp. The party has being called to kill such beast but, before they do so, they have to gather information. That's how they slowly learn that this "beast" appeared after the disappearence of a local. That's how the party gets to meet "the friend group".

Obviously, this quest has to be played by people that haven't watched dff series, because now it turns into a game of trust: the players will slowly befriend the group, all eight of them. When the time comes, "the friend group" and the party will enter the swamp to "hunt the beast".

Depending on how roleplay has gone between the players and "the friend group" during the investigation period, there would be two options when the final battle arrives: fight besides "the friend group" or fight besides "the beast". The number of people on each side will also change, again, depending on roleplay.

Basically I'm switching the whole "hallucinations" of the series for an actual investigation plot because the party has absolutely no knowledge of what happend to the local when they first start investigating, so the ones that on "the beast" 's side from the beginning don't really need to get the truth out of them like they do on the series. Although I could keep some type of poisoning as a side plot because obviously the ones that are definetly joinning "the beast" in the final battle cannot risk not having an advantage in case the party doesn't join their side.

And for "the beast"... I still need to flesh it out because in these case I really want Non to be a full monster.

Either I have to find an already made stats block from another monster or I'll have to homebrew it but I want it to be like a "swampy", "vegetation" type of Fiddlesticks, the lol champion.

[mitamicah]

Hi, about that ask thing.

Tell me about plush(ies)

I own a bunch and love them all very dearly. :3

Have a nice day

You'd not believe it but I just took some pictures of my plushies a few days ago for another friend so I actually come prepared x'D

Now this is not all my babies but I hope it is enough :'D

The first one is Freddie - is a transmasc fox (because I say so) - he is right now sitting alone since it is his turn to sleep with dad (aka me), yes I feel bad when not giving everybody a chance for cuddles x'D

In the second picture we have Carla (she/her) the greywolf that I got one or two years ago and gives the best sleep hugs I tell ya OVO (probably not right now since it is hot as heck x'D), the biggest of my three toothless plushies that is called Spot (he/him) is next - the other two is called Mini and Midi btw x'D. After Spot we have my baby blåhaj Skye (he/they) - because who is trans and doesn't have a blåhaj x'D - and my childhood plushie Pinga 2 (she/her) - the 2 to her name is because I actually have two different plushies - one got injured when I wanted to show her my dad's new car at age 4 - let's just say that the car got a scratch and Pinga got damaged eyes :'D

The third picture show Julio (he/him) that I got after watching Encanto (and relating too much to Bruno). Then we have another childhood favourite of mine being Joesephine (she/they) - fun fact: I actually painted a picture of them back in grade 1 or 2 on silk :'D the drawing is framed and is in my home x'D and lastly we have Rudolph (he/him) that also have a fun fact connected to him - he is a build a bear reindeer that was a limited edition plushie many years ago but we got him switched for free when his nose started working after half a month - then half a month later the nose stopped working yet again but we were too lazy to get a new one yet again x'D

I am glad to hear I am not the only one having multiple plushies and loving them dearly :'D I hope you enjoyed my little rant about some of mine x'D

[hansoeii]

the best person I know.

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

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[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[bubblesthecow]

The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[cynsbasement]

wanted to redraw a 3 month old piece after seeing the tail headcanon become REAL ORIGINAL BELOW:

[susivoi]

GET GROOMED IDIOT

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Tumblr screwed up when I tried to post this and deleted all my text so instead of a Bee Movie Reference you get me complaining about Tumblr

♡

[uncanny-tranny]

The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.

Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.

[sunshine-zenith]

Daddy’s gotcha, daddy’s here, see? Nothing to worry about, not as long as your dad is there to catch you…

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

[cowardlykrow]

yeah, and who do ya think knocked em out