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*insert evil laughter*
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It's crazy what he gets away with (and who the ones letting him get away with it are)
Bruce: What Nightwing did might have been... unconventional, but it worked.
Tim: Exactly. I mean, sure, the plan might have involved hacking into Gotham’s power grid, a few strategic distractions, and, uh, some minor illegal surveillance-
Barbara: MINOR? DISTRUBANCES??
Tim: Okay, fine! The plan also had a teensy bit of hacking into the stock market, manipulating a few politicians, and borrowing a couple confidential documents, but nobody was harmed!
Bruce: ...In the strictest sense.
Tim: Yes! See, it's a win-win solution!
Barbara: *furious* You two are insane. You’re treating morally ambiguous like it’s a fun new hobby. He practically engineered an escape from a high-security prison by tricking the entire staff into thinking it was game night. In addition, he orchestrated a city-wide blackout just to steal classified documents, and you’re calling it genius?
Bruce: Very resourceful.
Tim: I mean... it’s not his fault they didn’t know how to play Dungeons & Dragons. Also, I want to see who else could pull off a high-profile heist while simultaneously launching a PR campaign for a new tech startup!
Bruce: *to Tim* Wayne Enterprise's tech gadgets cleared the shelves, we need to speed up production.
Tim: Already on it.
Barbara: You’re defending this? That’s not genius, that’s a psychotic breakdown wrapped in a cape! It's madness layered up in a three-piece suit!
Bruce and Tim: It’s Dick.
Barbara: I swear, if it was anyone else, you’d be throwing them in a cell for years.
Bruce and Tim: It’s Nightwing. He has plausible deniability.
Barbara: Plausible? I think he has a whole separate universe of deniability!
#Thinking about the time when Bruce Tim and the whole world gaslighted themselves into believing murder was okay because Dick did it#yeah that's right I'm talking about The Joker and Blockbuster#they let him get away with murder!#Bruce and Tim are Dick's biggest enablers#the nightwing fan club is a secret cult and Bruce Tim and the Titans are the fighting for leadership positions#Wayne and Drake - Dick's Grayson's unpaid lawyers#Damian is an intern at the Dick Grayson defense squad informal law firm#he's following in his father and brother's steps#Nightwing is both the problem and the solution#lmao the tags are so long but i cant stop#Barbara and jason have headaches and drinks over what Tim and Bruce let Dick get away with#bruce would defend a heist if Dick did it#waittaminute it's liek that guy from White Collar - Neal Caffrey#wait wasn't neal caffrey around 17 or 18 when he started commiting heists. aND DICK BROKE AWAY FROM BRUCE AT THAT TIME#AND NEAL CAFFREY GOT CAUGHT WHILE CHASING A RED HEAD AND DICK LOVES RED HEADS AND THEY WERE BOTH IN NEW YORK CITY#AND THE SAME AGE AND THEY HAVE BLUE EYES AND BLACK HAIR AND THEYRE CHARMING#THIS IS WHY NEAL NEVER GOT CAUGHT BC BRUCE LITERALLY TURNED A BLIND EYE BC IT WAS DICK#IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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i like this brush
#stickers scribbles#yugioh#ygo#yugioh dm#ygo dm#ryou bakura#thief king bakura#bandit king bakura#yugi muto#pharaoh atem#continuing gender hc tags;#atem is nb but will not commit to the label for years out of pure fear (cant let himself have anything good Lest Things Happen)#tkb/khalil you are literally not allowed to know anything about his gender or sex at birth they dont give a rats ass. bigger fish to fry.#no time for dat goku and etc. so like agender if you Wanted to label it but they dont and he will run you over with a horse instead#and yugi and ryou are both transmasc because i say so. ryou is also otherkin goodnight folks
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Bdubs Cyberpunk city! I don't know if I want to colour this in or not, but here's it so far :] also i. Hardly used my sketch in this lmao. Click for better quality
Taglist and single line drawing below the cut:
Taglist (ask to be added!)
@a-dumbo-octopus @flyingfishflopsthings @vee-not-afraid @yourfriendphoenix @spider-shoes @angst-and-fajitas @popcornsalty @freakinhorse123 @space-fishie

#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#bdubs fanart#bdoubleo#bdubs#hermitcraft season 10#bdoubleo100#okay guys i dont actually know if this one will reach or not since i commited the CRIME of not colouring it#i also dont know if i will because auughhffgh. dont want to right now#why cant someone else do it for me lol#how dare i have to finish my art#imfish
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anyway
#my art#my ocs#been on a bit of a comic kick so if it turns out well ill post it here#its gigatrash but whatever im having fun and thats what counts#the comic is gigatrash that is i think i did a good job on these portraits#you will notice that in the drafts i had trouble sticking to a time period re: the clothing#it is because i am a buffoon who cant commit
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Caught myself thinking about Chloe Bourgeois and my unpopular opinions about her (that redemption arcs are so expected in any mean character of any media that she is a refreshingly nuanced and interesting take on a character that refuses to take accountability and go through a redemption arc because she doesn't like the consequences that come with taking responsibility for her bad actions and that I very much prefer how her arc is unfortunately tragic in the original show). I am then shot 57 times.
#i like chloe in a vacuum#but every time i see the Internet Takes about her i cant help but wanna avoid any discussion whatsoever#its not even Fandom Takes#whole ass people in the Internet that never watched the show simply buy into the narrative of her “ruined redemption”#and spread rumors without any source#i very much enjoy fanarts and fan works where shes cool and nice and awesome#but i also very much enjoy the original character in isolation where she is flawed and refuses to commit to a harder path#because of how she was raised and what she deems comfortable#people clamour for “flawed females characters” but also want Chloe to be fully redeemed and nice???#when the actual thing we got is so much more interesting???#miraculous rambles#miraculous ladybug#chloe bourgeois
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The Nobleman or 양반 (yangban): The smiling face represents the bluff and composure that an aristocrat is often known to have. The chin is a separate piece from the top of the mask, and the actors can lean forward and back to make the mask smile or frown as needed.
This monk who abandons his doctrines, or 취발이 (chwibari): Chwibari was originally a monk, but he had no intention of joining the monastic order, so he came down to the world and wanders. Represented with a forehead full of wrinkles and spots.
The widow or, 부네 (Punae/bune): represented to be a widow, or a kisaeng ( a woman who sang, danced, or played an instrument to provide entertainment for company at a drinking party), or a mistress of the Yangban. She has a very small mouth, round cheeks and forehead- giving a general look of happiness good-humor.
#skz#stray kids#skzedit#bystay#obligatory i am no expert take it with a grain of salt blah blah#theres no changbin bc you cant see the mask clearly and no hyunjin because as best I can figure his mask is a General/high ranking official#but most of those are modern productions and dont have any real descriptions or anything.#these plays were made to mock the upper classes so the nobleman is p much always treated like a fool or bastard lol#also these all change depending on the location- so like the chwibari is usually a negative portrayal of a monk who drinks and parties#and isnt very... monk-ly lets say- but then theres a story where he saves his lover from a lecherous monk and they get married so 🤷♀️#he wasnt a monk that iteration though or he abandoned his studies ?#and then the widow/concubine varies from sympathetic young widow to a kinda femme fatale who seduces the nobleman/scholars#Will any of this play into the concept? probably not. they dont really commit to concepts lbr#but still! it was interesting to look into and the masks are pretty to boot so this was fun :)#it'd be cool if they did a mask dance. i always loved thunderous for the traditional elements so i hope that happens#also YEAH a korean seungmin girl saying she was sad the foreign fans wouldnt get the significance bc she wants to see 'secondary art'#did inspire this (of course i'd wanna know why he was the only one given a womans mask dont act surprised)#bc im pretty sure i know what she means by secondary art and LMAO#i see right through you.... and into myself maybe#long post
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gods' night out
lines + source pic under cut
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#jakedirk#admin draws#fanart#special thanks to nahrgles for the posterization suggestion otherwise youd just have the lines version#ion even wanna talk about why i wasnt posting just safe to say it felt HEALING to do so again#this was like. really easy. i cant even lie. time consuming yes but#considering i drew over a pic and then only hand-colored the skin it was pretty easy#and having fun with the wrinkles and shadows was the most time-consuming part#if this looks a bit odd its because the idea to integrate the colors came late in the process#but i was committed to just going with the flow soooo this is what we have !
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new bug oc as promised!! everyone say hi to Rusty the skipper
He’s a pleasant little fellow who’s unknowingly stuck in a timeloop/time freeze. He doesn’t like interacting with people so he usually hides under bushes, and he spends that time foraging for eggs. Not to eat, but to raise. Despite being friendly, he’s a huge stickler when it comes to rules and will not hesitate to get rough if you violate the Rules™️. He controls the Iofes, which is basically just a species of technically alive but not really sentient bugs that group together and make a hand formation. What it does? Who knows, but he’s the leader!! He’s extremely sensitive and feels his feelings very strongly and he STANDS UP FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN 😤😤‼️‼️🔥🔥💥💥✊✊although he doesn’t always know what exactly he’s standing up for. He’ll stand up anyway. my little activist (he doesn’t know what is going on ever)
BONUS RUSTYS YAYYYY
First sketch of him + beta coloring

also very rough doodle of him and his Egg. who is gonna tell him about the whole timeloop thing
#pdbc#art#bug oc#yippee I managed to get him out by tonight 🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥so tired but I DID IT I’m unstoppable#there’s probably more to him I’m forgetting but GOOD ENOUGH#completely useless fun fact! his wing patters are a reference to something#I will give you 5 seconds to guess what it is because you will not get it#it is the thudley puzzle pattern in super paper Mario 3-2 ☺️☺️when you have to pound stakes into the ground in a certain pattern#I have it committed to memory because I am a TRUE GAMER. UP DOWN DOWN UP DOWN UP.#he’s the type of fella to yell at you if you play uno wrong#YOU CANT PUT A BLUE +2 ON A YELLOW +2. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME COLOR. YOU CSNT STACK +2s. PUT THAT BACK NOW#ALSO ALSO YES he is INCREDIBLY tiny. new smallest bug person peace and love he is 2 foot 2#he is SMALL he is MINISCULE he is STILL REALLY BIG FOR A BUG BUT COMPARED TO THE GOURD FATHER HE IS A SPECK OF DUST#hi guys reading this back how the fuck did I manage to make him say cold three times in a row I did Not type that#oh well it’s funnier that way. canon now that is how rusty speaks#it’s not cold cold cold…..#dont post to tumblr dot com when overtired evil things will happen
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found some chalk drawings from when i was 7 in a scrapbook (save the bike, which was my dad's). very impressed with my dragons from a technical standpoint but i am not being dramatic when i say i think i finally know what i want to be my first tattoo
#i've never gotten one because of commitment issues#i cant even decide where to put a sticker and you want me to put INK on my SKIN?#well yes i want this little fucker slapped straight onto my skin#i love that i gave my dragons thagomizers#btw
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bro i never understood the want or impulse to woobify real serial killers or terrorists. "can a guy have a hobby" whatever happened to people having cool hobbies like crocheting or birdwatching and not making "adam lanza dogboy" stimboards or something
#(this is not really an exaggeration. though ive seen this with dylan klebold)#(yes that dylan klebold)#there were times where i thought a fictional killer they were woobifiying was real because there were no difference w/ they treated the two#ive noticed they also give more recent serial killers the “babygirl” treatment#(some they do that for committed their crimes not even a decade ago)#would it make be better they woobified jack the ripper ? not really ? but i cant say anyone is personally affected by him anymore#the families + friends of the victims can very likely see the shit ppl are talking about and they dont deserve anymore burden#im sure they'd be real chill seeing the person that killed their mother/brother/daughter/cousin/ect with hello kitty filters /sarc#[just me yapping]#f/o blog#ok to rb#school shooting tw#murder tw
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[id: a set of eight images from Black Sails. The first image shows Mrs. Hudson speaking to Woodes Rogers, with the text "She said you should trust that her commitment to you remains inviolable." The second image shows Flint and Silver together in Madi's house after her presumed death. The third image shows Eleanor in the fort firing on Rogers' ship, with the text "and that this is no betrayal..." The fourth image shows Flint taking the cache ashore on Skeleton Island, viewed through a spyglass. The fifth image shows Eleanor and Rogers talking in bed, with the text "...but an act of love." The sixth image shows Flint's face during the Dragons speech. The seventh image shows Eleanor lying dead in Flint's arms, with the text "An act she is determined to see through to its end." The eighth image shows Silver pointing a pistol at Flint on Skeleton Island. /end id]
#this parallel absolutely fucking destroyed me on the last rewatch#i dont usually pay much attention to eleanor and rogers#because well#i'd rather not#but the way eleanor and flint are both so desperate in the last season#and act in ways that to them demonstrate love and commitment#but the people around them cant see and accept that#for their own reasons#and its not enough#love isn't enough#i'm having a time over here#the way they still feel an affinity for each other even when they're on different sides of the war#there's no hatred there#oh yeah by the way#if anybody makes this about saying silver is the same as rogers i'm fucking coming for you#its not that simple#parallels exist to show contrast as well as similarity#and motivations matter in this show#black sails#james flint#john silver#eleanor guthrie
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i'm sooooo starved for Smeech content/headcanons/fics/etcetcetc in this fandom, like he is such an enigma of a creature to me (affectionate as I shove him into a microwave). He's a Yordle so he might have been around in Zaun for centuries, ever since its foundation. Maybe he's seen first hand how Piltover's pet Heimerdinger rises to the top, and yet spends his time as a councelor ignoring every single problem in Zaun. Heck I can totally see him resenting Heimerdinger to a murderous degree for that; a Yordle traitor who gets a nice academic status for himself and builds his glorious city of progress, but never uses all that power to help the other Yordles in Zaun. (I didn't even spot a single Yordle in Piltover while scavenging the backgrounds on my rewatches!!)
Considering how new Shimmer is in the series' universe by Yordle lifespan standards, that means Smeech hasn't been inhaling it for more than a bunch of years. What was his life before?? When did he decide to start replacing his limbs with machinery, to make himself stronger and feared by Zaunites? When did he become a chembaron?? Chemtech is older than Shimmer, so he might have been a cyborg way before the events of the series, but it's fascinating (and sad, not gonna lie) to me that despite being possibly older than any of the other authority figures in Zaun, he has never managed to rise to Heimerdinger's level. No wonder he's such a rage-filled poisonous critter, no wonder he wants to take the throne of Zaun at any cost, to be "the one smiling in the end". And yet, despite all of his efforts, he is still fueled by and addicted to Shimmer, created by Silco's goons. Forced to depend on a creation of humans, in his pursuit to become stronger than them.
(also while I'm not a fan of episode 7's happy AU universe cuz it all feels like simplifying and undermining the complexity of Piltover's oppression in favor of an easy good ending, it DOES make me wonder how Smeech's life would have turned out in a universe without Shimmer? We don't see any of the Chembarons in the ep 7 universe so it makes me curious)
#arcane#arcane season 2#smeech#ME FEELING EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE RAT BASTARD MORE AT 10#he commits atrocities and osha violations in the regular but also i wanna scratch his cheeks#been tryina figure out headcanons of his past in my head but its tricky cuz RIOT I WANT MORE LORE I WANT ANSWERS#i cant help but hc that he is afraid of physical pain due to something mega traumatic in the past. hence his fear of the grey etc#or if not physical pain then the process of choking and dying itself. or losing his empire#like he gives me such 'cornered beaten up animal lashing out' vibes sometimes. he is always tryina hide his fear and any sign of weakness#maybe he was in Stillwater for sometime?? and we know what being locked in the dark can do to a Yordle#or he was tortured by gangs/rivals/enforcers etcetc and he never wants to go through that utter helplessness and humiliation again#Sevika refuses his offer?? he FIGHTS TO THE END HE AINT RUNNING#also Shimmer augments your senses and makes you more battle crazy so i imagine it lessens physical pain too?#in his head which is the only place he cant replace with machinery#STILL NOT AN EXCUSE TO THROW MY BOI HEENOT UNDER THE BUS THO smeech aint getting the number 1 boss mug#piltover do better. because of your reign the zaunite yordles are turning feral
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i present; my first viewing of MASH, heavily condensed
all said by me in a server with my friends where they give me a channel where only i speak, because i speak to much
feat; a snip from a real story about alan alda that my anthro professor told me [story happened around the time the movie The Aviator was in the casting stage]
#needed to do something to give me a break from bj's hair. im not kidding#this man is too fluffy its taking all my blood sweat and tears#ive committed i cant back out now but god am i full of regret#mash#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#mashblogging#bj hunnicutt#charles emerson winchester iii#father mulcahy#m*a*s*h#my professor was so excited to tell that story man. 40ish and he fuckin loves mash so much#and it seems like people hadnt recognized alan alda in previous years because he LIT UP when i answered#cause he put a picture of him up to intro the story and asked if we knew him#a great time. amazing#urge to dust off my quill and write a fic for the first time in years solely to use the termite line
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Probably my favorite doodle of Mabel to date. Was thinking about designs and I just magiced this up. Ford is there too, was trying to figure out how to draw him with a beard.
#still deciding if I want to commit to short hair Mabel#mabel pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#runaway twins au#now did I do this because I cant even look at my final project? maybe#but does it look cool? hell yeah
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the tumblr blog search original posts option is like my white whale......i truly think thats its the best thing ever. it appears once every blue moon and then it disappears again. why are they doing this.
#theres a reason why i tag all my original posts i like seeing people's original posts and I truly do think that being able to categorise#posts tagged ace attorney and original posts tagged ace attorney (random example) is the best!!!!!!!!#clearly staff can do it but i font get why they cant commit to it apparently.#Al's ramblings#i took a screenshot this time because the first few times i saw it and then it disappeared i thought i was hallucinating
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