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[oh-meow-swirls]

people complaining about yo-kai watch supposedly being a pokemon rip-off is honestly so funny to me. inspiration is literally a good thing. that's like saying platformers are all ripoffs of mario or some shit like that and i'm sure everyone can agree how stupid that'd be-

[snaggletoothedbastard]

I really bought myself a Hawaiian shirt on a whim. Never thought I'd see the day.

[elliemarchetti]

ACoTaR characters as Guerlain perfumes

because once I’ll get rich I intend to collect them like some kind of overpriced figurines and nobody is going to stop me.

The Girls 

Feyre Archeron - Insolence (Eau de Parfum)

Spontaneous, sometimes excessive, it’s the perfect perfume for those who are self-confident and proceed with the grace and elegance of a conqueror. Insolence is the portrait of a woman of audacious sensuality, impossible to resist, and it succeeds in its mission without losing the floral, fruity and powdery notes that I imagine Feyre carries with her from her time in the Spring Court.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 

Price $$

Elain Archeron - Sparkling Bouquet (Eau de Parfum)

Fruity and fresh, Sparkling Bouquet has the olfactory imprint of a radiant personality, essential and multifaceted like a luminous jewel. The modernity of lavender and jasmine, mixed with a joyful accord of vanilla and sandalwood are the perfect representation of a character who loves growing flowers and feel the sun’s kiss on her skin.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $

Nesta Archeron - La Petite Robe Noir (Eau de Parfum)

A tribute to the most beautiful black notes of perfumery, La Petite Robe Noir is a deep, mysterious perfume with a thousand facets, sometimes sweet and delicate, sometimes unique and sophisticated, but always unmistakable.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $

Gwyneth Berdara - Eau de Guerlain (Cologne)

Light and refreshing, Eau de Guerlain is perfect in its clear and luminous simplicity, a reminder of Gwyn's innocence and vibrant curiosity.

Intensity  ⚫ 🔘 🔘 🔘

Price $$

Emerie - Neroli Outrenoir (Eau de Parfum)

A dark perfume, illuminated by neroli and bergamot, perfect for an enigmatic and magnetic character, willing to face her deepest fears for those she loves.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $$$

Mor - Mandarine Basilic Forte (Eau de Parfum)

The sweetness of a sun-kissed golden mandarin meets a lively basil sublimated by the warmth of sandalwood and the sweetness of vanilla tincture. Intense, exciting and captivating, this perfume is a journey to discover nature, with its hidden beauties and its unstoppable strength.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $$

Amren - Cuir Intense (Eau de Parfum)

A note of woody leather, an exceptional raw material, in contrast with the dark and mysterious character of a thousand-year-old creature, a perfect homage that highlights her strength, power and refinement.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

Price $$

Viviane - Shalimar (Soufflé de Parfum)

A real filter of femininity. Amber, sensual and luminous, in Prythian it would be produced in the Day Court and Viviane would be enraptured by its precious oriental caress. After the first application, the Lady of Winter would be unable to go without it, and Kallias would be secretly grateful.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $

The Boys 

Rhysand - Oud Khol (Eau de Parfum)

Intense, fascinating and absolute, this is the scent of a black so deep that captures and changes you from within. Enriched by the delight of a caramel note, I this this is the perfect fit for the dreamer hidden under the cruel armor. 

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

Price $$$

Cassian - L’Homme Idéal (Eau de Parfum)

What men aspire to be in the form of perfume. Luxurious and seductive, the ideal man is a devoted and captivating lover, and at the same time a powerful and methodical general, just like Cassian.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $

Azriel - Patchouli Ardent (Eau de Parfum)

Dark and woody, the patchouli is sublimated in an extraordinarily vibrant and luminous way by the essence of rose and the mysterious accord of leather and musks, which make it a unique and refined sensory journey, fitting for the Shadowsinger.

 Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

Price $$

Tamlin - Vetiver (Eau de Toilette)

The fragrance of the earth at the crack of dawn, a perfect evocation of the awakening of the world for the High Lord of Spring.

Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $$

Lucien - Eau de Fleur de Cédrat (Cologne)

From its sour freshness, similar to someone’s sense of humor, to its delicate citron, this perfume hides in plain sight the scents of the Mediterranean coastline.

Intensity  ⚫ 🔘 🔘 🔘

Price $$

Eris - Rouge Privé (Eau de Parfum)

A perfume to be savored like a fine wine, reinterpreted from the original Habit Rouge (which I find generally fitting for the Autum Court) with notes of fortified vanilla and amber that smell of resentment and dissatisfaction. In general, Rouge Privé is a perfume full of contrasts, perfect for someone dignified and full of secrets.

Intensity ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘

Price $$

[chiptrillino-art]

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just some kuruk tests

[ariaste]

Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[ratknifeguts]

Time for some One Piece nonsense

[turtleblogatlast]

I think a lot about Leo’s tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when he’s forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until it’s already been done.

[autismsupersoldier]

a non-exhaustive list of my dunmeshi cast headcanons, as well as a fun exercise in censoring genitals in creative ways. below the cut you can see a list of notes and explanations. hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed watching the anime!

important to preface:

now, lets get into it.

thanks for lookin! here are some sketches too:

some more falins because shes my favourite!

[rocketbirdie]

ahem. gay

[soybean-official]

Compiled the Disco Elysium style MGS2 portraits into 1 post!

[guardian-angle22]

This or That: Tarlos Edition -> Loft or townhouse?

[mattodore]

birthday boy 🎂

[egophiliac]

Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀

I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求婚したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!

(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)

BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!

...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)

[sergle]

I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon

[autisticandroids]

FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.

[youtube with closed captions]

dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.

(via @closetoyou1970)