Earlier I made a post about Holloway being the Guardian to the Baudelaires so now I present to you:
Hatchetfield x ASOUE HCs and Ideas that haunt me
Duke was the one who convinced Holloway and Poe that she should be the Baudelaires guardian.
Duke also Absolutely hates Mr. Poe. Mr. Poe believes Duke to be a friend/good coworker.
The Baudelaires tried running away when they first got their because they needed to find the Quagmires and they wanted to Protect Miss Holloway
Miss Holloway immediately clocked Count Olaf and until Wilbur got involved was always 5 steps ahead
Duke Also immediately clocked Count Olaf, which surprised everyone except Holloway.
Violet became a Freshman at Hatchetfield High, befriending Hannah.
She also loved Tom Houston’s Shop Class, and went on to become his apprentice as he taught her the business side.
Hannah was really excited to have a friend at her school and ended up introducing her to Spitfire, Daniel, and Lex.
Lex and Violet bonded over going through so much trying to protect their siblings.
The Baudelaires fully believed Duke and Holloway were dating and did not realize they weren’t for the longest time.
Klaus ended up running into Pete at some point and befriended the Nerds, joining them for DND
Grace Chasity babysat Sunny once. It went so wrong. There was fire.
Sunny once almost ate the black book.
Sunny was once left in the Kitchen of Miss Retros and made something so good Miss Holloway added it to the menu. Duke gave her the title of “Non-Retro Retro’s Chef.”
Every time someone from VFD (including Olaf) stops by, they assume Miss Holloway is from VFD or has a connection to it.
Similarly, Miss Holloway often assumes that VFD members have connections to the Cult of the Starry Children.
The Baudelaires were once accused of being chemists, which confused them to no end.
Violet once socked Max in the jaw, breaking it.
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Revlog if I am enough of a friend that you'd destroy my computer in the event of my death.
Reblog ANYWAY because
WE
are now friends.
I love you new friend. I will destroy your computer too. With all the respect and honor and love towards you as I can.
Because you too deserve to be able to play your silly computer games in the afterlife.
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(work voice) im stunned and offended that you would insinuate i have some kind of "crush" on spongbop. i just like stuff. hasn't anyone ever heard of liking stuff? (sneaking out my phone under the counter and logging onto my blog) dear 1000 people who don't give a fuckk, today i was in love with that square again
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