#bee duo incorrect quotes

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[whatmcytsaid]

Tubbo: Tell Tommy about the birds and the bees.

Ranboo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

[vaniloqu3nce]

Bianca, strolling up to Yoko and Enid

Yoko: This can’t be good.

Bianca: Your girlfriend is hanging out with Xavier a lot.

Enid, gripping the edge of her desk watching Xavier and Wednesday for dear life from the back of the class: Oh really?

Bianca, starts walking away: Yeah.

Enid: Did you come over here just to fucking—

Bianca, waving back to her own seat with a smile: Yeah!

Enid: I hate her.

Yoko: I could put fish in her lunch.

Enid: Not the time, Yoko.

Inspired by my newest platonic tumblr crush @caitlynscat show all of their posts love and affection.

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Ranboo: We didn't really have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday.

Tubbo, dramatically: The judge sentenced me to life...with no possibility of parole.

Ranboo: ...You begged me to marry you.

Tubbo: That I did! ❤️

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Tubbo: Do you want to know your gay name?

Ranboo: My... my gay name?

Tubbo: Yeah, it's your first name-

Ranboo: Haha. Very funny Tubbo-

Tubbo: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Ranboo: Oh- oh my god.

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

Even More DBD as Incorrect Quotes from a Random Generator

Charles: So like, how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? Edwin: Enough.

Crystal: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Jenny: No. No, Crystal, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Person F calls Person C. Number five: Niko gets eaten by a shark. Niko: I’m Niko, and I approve the order of that list.

Charles: Some people are like slinkies. Edwin: What? Charles: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Edwin: Edwin: Please don't push the Cat King down the stairs. Charles, pushing the Cat King down the stairs: Too late.

Crystal: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Edwin: But you do know better.

Edwin: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Charles: I boiled gatorade.

Niko: Are you mad? Jenny: No. Niko: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Charles: What the fuck is with english teachers and being like; "write a story about a deep and personal memory that impacted your life". Ma'am, if I do that you're going to send me to the counselor's office.

Crystal and Charles: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Charles: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Edwin: You and me. Charles: *tearing up* Ok.

Crystal: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Esther: It’s not water. Crystal: Vodka! I like your sty- Esther: It’s vinegar. Crystal: …What? Esther: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Charles: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Edwin: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Crystal: Bees? Edwin: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Crystal: Wait- *Charles approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Jenny: What’s something you guys are better than Edwin at? Crystal: Mario Kart. Charles: Yeah, video games. Niko: Emotional vulnerability.

Charles: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "Severe psychological distress."

Charles: You're a lying piece of shit! Crystal: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Edwin: I'm leaving and I'm taking Niko with me! Jenny, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Charles: If you were to have sex with any insect scaled up to human size, what would it be? Jenny: What the hell is wrong with you?

Charles, about Edwin: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Esther: *writing a letter* Esther: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Charles: How do those little boys on XBOX parties always know what slur to call you? Crystal: They're empaths.

Charles: Mama. Just killed a man. Charles: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Charles: MAMAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Edwin: What?! Let me hide the body, where is it? Is there anyone around that can hear us? Edwin: ...Are those song lyrics? Charles: Those are song lyrics.

Crystal: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Edwin: *sighs* Edwin: I killed a man.

Edwin: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Edwin: What's this? Charles, hugging Edwin: Affection! Edwin: Disgusting. Edwin: ...Do it again.

Edwin: If you've ever had a crush on me, god bless your poor, misguided heart.

Crystal: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Edwin: Only if you also don't ask why. Edwin: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Crystal: ... Crystal, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Niko: Source? Crystal: Divine intuition.

Crystal: Made you all playlists! Crystal: Jenny, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Crystal: Edwin, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Crystal: And Niko has the ABBA Gold album.

Charles, to Niko: You know, the Cat King can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Charles: *blows airhorn at the Cat King* GET FUCKED!

Niko: Croissants: dropped Charles: Road: works ahead Crystal: BBQ sauce: on my titties Monty: Shavacado: fre Jenny: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Edwin: Edwin: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[timkonshipper]

young justice w/ tim, bart and kon be like

the incorrect quotes are not mine, they're from a generator so full credit to that. apologies if they're similar to something someone else has done before.

tim: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait

bart: you and me :)

tim, tearing up: okay

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*on an undercover mission where they lost all their supplies*

Tim: Um, Bart, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Bart: We need money! Tim: You're scamming him? Bart: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Tim: What?! No way! Bart: Why not? We already stole Kon! Kon: Hey guys Tim: No, we didn't. Kon can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever they want! Kon: I wanna steal

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*The group is getting into the car* Tim: I’m driving. Kon, out of view: Shotgun! Bart, turning to face Kon: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Kon, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Tim, to Bart: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Bart, motioning to him and Kon: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Bart: Hey Tim, Tim: Yes? Bart: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Tim: Tim: Where’s Kon?

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Tim: While I’m gone, Bart, you’re in charge. Bart: Yes!!! Tim, whispering: Kon, you’re secretly in charge. Kon: Obviously.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Tim please come to the front desk? Tim, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Bart and Kon Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Bart and Kon, simultaneously: We got lost :( Tim: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Bart, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Kon: You did WHAT– Tim: William Snakepeare

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Tim: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Bart: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Tim: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Kon: edible

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Tim: What time is it? Bart: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Bart: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Kon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Bart: It’s 2 am

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[futureboy-caseyjones]

Incorrect Quotes: Casey Jones Flavor

— Mikey is Miguel, Leo is Leon, Raph is Raphie and Donnie is Don

Miguel: WHY. why did you give Casey a KNIFE?! Leon: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Miguel: Now I feel unsafe! Leon: I’m sorry. Leon: ... would you like a knife?

— Mikey™

Miguel: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. *later, in a barfight* Miguel: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

— HE WOULD xD

Miguel: I'm never having a debate with Leon again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

— This is so funny (Where'd you acquire this skills? The apocalypse)

Casey: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Raphie: Where did you get that? Casey: My pocket. Raphie: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Casey: Skills.

— HaHA!

Don: You're alive. Casey: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

— Seems about right

Miguel: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Don: Miguel: Don: ...Please, go back to bed.

—

— POV Casey doesn't like Pineapple on pizza

Leon: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Casey: That is not something you actually have installed. Leon: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG OPINION.

— This fits literally all of them

Miguel: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Miguel: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Miguel: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Raphie: This is Monopoly.

— Yeah.. that's in character

Raphie: Leon, what if there are monsters? Leon: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Raphie, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

— Pfft they would as adults honestly

Leon: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Raphie: What are you making? Leon: A mistake

— Second in command

Don: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Casey: You sleep with a teddybear. Don: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

— Twinds

Leon: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Don : Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Leon: We are not doing this!

— Not a champion just a swordmen 😔

*Leon is fighting a monster* Miguel: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Leon: The power to believe in myself!? Miguel: No, a knife! Stab it!

— Bonding

*Casey and Leon are in a mirror maze* Casey, seeing Leon: C'mon, you got it! Almost through! Leon: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* Casey: *screams*

— I don't really think Bee fits

Bee: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Casey: What's the surprise? Sensei: Blood poisoning.

— He's most definitely talking to one one of the Apocalypse Duo (probs Mikey tbh)

Casey: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

— Happens ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Casey: Hello, I'm Casey. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

— Uncle's 😔✋

Master Michelangelo: Do you want this handful of moss? Uncle Donnie: Why would I want a handful of f#!?ing moss? Master Michelangelo: Damn, you could’ve just said no.

— Invasive little gremlin (lighthearted)

Sensei Leonardo : Casey, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Casey: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

— Casey accidentally(ish) starts a crow Mafia more at 11

Casey: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Master Michelangelo : You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

— 😮☝️😐✊

Casey, about Master Michelangelo: They're speaking some kind of French. Sensei Leonardo: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

— Themb

Sensei Leonardo: Is there something you would like to say, Donnie? Uncle Donnie: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

[spacemanxephos]

Tag Guide

this is mostly for myself when i forget what my tags are

*any character’s name* - anything that features that character (ie #Xephos, #Lalna, #Honeydew)

*any content creator’s full name* - anything that features that content creator irl or fanart specifically of the cc and not the corresponding character (ie #Lewis Brindley, #Duncan Jones, #Simon Lane) (good ones to block if triggered by any specific cc’s)

*any ship name* - anything with romantic intent for characters. in this house we use the old-fashioned ship names (putting the characters names together) there are no duo names.

#beephos - bee xephos

#blood - features depictions of blood

#clips - audio or video clips

#cosplays - cosplays/costumes of yogs

#crossovers - anything featuring yogs as well as a different media (ie Rythian and Ranboo together)

#dogna - werewolf/dog lalna

#favs - my personal favorite posts

#fics - written works in the fandom

#flux buddies - flux buddies duo, particularly when they are fluxed

#gore - features depictions of gore

#g/t - giant/tiny yogs

#hat films - anything with Djh3max, Alsmiffy, or Trottimus

#headcanons - headcanons for yogs lore

#incorrect quotes - made up quotes spoken by characters

#irl - anything that features the irl faces of content creators (good one to block if triggered by any specific cc’s)

#jaffa fam - anything with Xephos, Lalna, and Honeydew together

#kidcast - kid yogscast au

#kirbycraft - anything with Rythian, Briony, and Kirsty together

#kittyphos - cat xephos

#lalna dont look tag - posts for our Lalna introject to avoid

#look at my art boy - reblogs from my art blog

#memes - any memes

#mercast - mermaid au

#misc - miscellaneous, things that don’t quite fall into any other category

#mobscast - mobster yogs au

#my post - original posts

#official art - commissioned art made for the yogscast to use, ie on merch or banners

#partial nudity - depictions of characters not fully clothed but with non-sexual intent (ie characters drawn shirtless)

#playlist - music playlist

#pokeyogs - pokemon au

#polls - any posts with Tumblr polls in them

#q - old queue tag, no longer used

#quotes - real quotes spoken by characters

#refs - references, such as canon lore, maps

#soi - shadow of israphel content

#ss - screenshots

#ttt - trouble in terrorist town

#tweets - anything from twitter

#voltz - anything relating to the voltz series

#xephos dont look tag - posts for our Xephos introject to avoid

#yog crossing - yogscast animal crossing crossover

#yogscast - anything with the full cast of characters that I don’t want to tag individually

#yog crack - anything that is just crackhead energy, sometimes interchangeable with #memes

[makerofmadness]

i decided to start making incorrect Fnaf quotes again just for the heck of it. Probably gonna have some quotes I've used before but it's been a long time so eh-

(Basically I just use a generator to get quotes from but I put the characters in manually)

Roxy: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.  Roxy: Me too!

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Golden Freddy: Between Chica, Bonnie, Freddy, and Foxy -- if you had to -- who would you punch?  The Puppet: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.  Golden Freddy: Freddy?  The Puppet: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Gregory, grinning: Before you were what?  Vanessa: Before I was-  Gregory: What?  Vanessa: Before I was inter-  Gregory: Before you were interrupted?  Vanessa: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-  Gregory: What?  Vanessa: *makes frustrated sound*  Glamrock Freddy, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.

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Bonnie: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.  Chica: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?  Bonnie: I like the way you think. 

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Sun, near tears: Please, Gregory, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Daycare Attendant (either form): Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Gregory: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Toy Freddy: I have a problem.  Toy Chica: Kill it.  Toy Freddy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Michael Afton: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Toy Chica: He's the boy of my dreams!  Chica: You say every boy is the boy of your dreams.  Toy Chica: I have a lot of dreams.

(high school years be like-)

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Michael Afton: Didn't you die?!  Springtrap: That was years ago, son. Things change.

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Roxy: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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The Puppet: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.  Golden Freddy: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Mangle: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.  Foxy: You and me!  Mangle: *tearing up* Ok.

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Michael Afton: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.  William Afton: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. 

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Bon-Bon: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.  Funtime Freddy: Oh, that was all real.  Bon-Bon: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!  Funtime Freddy: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

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Helpy: Truth or dare?  Michael Afton: Truth.  Helpy: How many hours have you slept this week?  Michael Afton. Michael Afton: Dare.  Helpy: Go to sleep.  Michael Afton: I don't like this game.

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William Afton, to Henry Emily: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate! 

(dude just can't accept the divorce smh my head-)

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Golden Freddy: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Mike's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Elizabeth Afton: Why is our brother crying?  Michael Afton: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-  Crying Child: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!  Elizabeth Afton: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-  Crying Child: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!  Elizabeth Afton: NO, NOT THAT!

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Crying Child: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Vanessa: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?  Glamrock Freddy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?  Gregory, whispering: Because I have little hands.  Glamrock Freddy: Because he has little hands. -

Freddy: Who hurt you?  Michael Afton: *snorting* What, do you want a list?  Freddy ...Yes, actually.

(I like scenarios of "FNAF 1 but Mike talks" ok-)

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Toy Bonnie: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?  Jeremy Fitzgerald: Bees?  Toy Bonnie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!  Jeremy Fitzgerald: Wait-  *Toy Chica approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* 

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William Afton: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*  William Afton: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

(bastard-)

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Henry Emily: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Bonnie: I think I need a hug...  Freddy: Good thing I'm hug-shaped!  *45 minutes later*  Bonnie: You... you can let go now.  Freddy: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Golden Freddy: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!  The Puppet: It's kind of complicated, but Afton- Golden Freddy: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Ballora: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Ennard: Oooh, a train!  Michael Afton: We’re in a train station, Ennard.

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Chica: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.  Golden Freddy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.  Foxy: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Gregory: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.  Roxy: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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The Puppet: I am going to need you to swear-  Golden Freddy: Fuck.  The Puppet:  The Puppet: ...swear as in promise. 

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Henry Emily: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.  Michael Afton: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

[noeggets]

one time i was messing with a incorrect quote generator and i put Phos,Bortz and Diamond in it

i wanted to dra some of these but i don’t think i can get to them as fast as i want to so im just gonna post them all here

this was when i was going crazy over this show i still love them so this is content i could have gave you

these are so like accurate and i love them 

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Store Worker: Phos please come to the front desk? Phos, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Diamond and Bortz Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Diamond and Bortz, simultaneously: We got lost :( Phos: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Phos: If you had to choose between Diamond and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Bortz: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Diamond: Bortz! Phos: 63 cents. Bortz: I'll take the money. Diamond: BORTZ!!!

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Phos: I know you snuck out last night, Diamond. Bortz: Play dumb! Diamond: Who's Diamond? Bortz: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Phos: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Diamond: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Phos: Yes! Bortz: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Phos, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Diamond: You did WHAT– Bortz: William Snakepeare

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Phos: We need to get through this locked door. Diamond, give me your credit card. Diamond: Here. Phos, pocketing it: Thanks. Bortz, kick down the door.

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Diamond: Tell Phos about the birds and the bees. Bortz: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Phos: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Diamond: I'm a knife. Bortz, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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this is the point i added another character

Phos, whispering to Diamond, who’s on the phone with Jade: Ask them something! Diamond: How are you feeling? Jade: Fine. Phos: Something personal! Diamond: At what age did you get your first friend?

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Phos: Hey Diamond, Diamond: Yes? Phos: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Diamond: Diamond: Where’s Bortz?

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Phos: WHY. why did you give Bortz a KNIFE?! Diamond: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Phos: Now I feel unsafe! Diamond: I’m sorry. Diamond: ... would you like a knife?

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Diamond: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Bortz: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Diamond, desperately, as Bortz bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Bortz: Oh! B positive. Diamond: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Bortz:

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Diamond: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Bortz: You and me!!! Diamond, tearing up: Okay.

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Diamond: How petty can you get? Bortz: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Diamond: What is your biggest weakness? Bortz: I can be uncooperative. Diamond: Okay, can you give me an example? Bortz: No.

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Diamond: You kill people for money?! Bortz: I can explain! Diamond: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Diamond, tending to Bortz's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Bortz: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Diamond: You saved me. I owe you my life. Bortz: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

[whatmcytsaid]

Ranboo: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Tubbo: Do it or you're straight.

Ranboo: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

[the-mighty-mittens]

You know what time it is

It's "Mittens is obsessed with a new thing so here's a ton of incorrect quotes" time

Omori edition

Aubrey: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Kel, are a fucking cactus.

Sunny: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun! 

Sunny: 

Sunny: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

Basil: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. 

Basil: My facebook photo is a landscape.

Basil, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. 

Hero: Yeah, Basil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them. 

Basil: Exactly, I will straight up- 

Basil: 

Basil, tearing up: Hero, why would you say that?!

Kel on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. 

Kel on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

Basil: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? 

Aubrey: No. 

Kel: No. 

Basil: Didn't think so.

Kel: Hey Sunny, do you have any hobbies? 

Sunny: Swimming.. 

Kel: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- 

Sunny: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

*Everyone is playing a board game together* 

Sunny: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. 

Basil: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. 

Aubrey: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. 

Hero: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. 

Aubrey: *flips the board*

Kel, to Hero: I mean, I get complimented all the time- 

Aubrey: *starts cackling* 

Kel: I do! 

Aubrey: *laughs harder*

Sunny: Can I get a waffle? 

Kel and Aubrey: *fighting and yelling at each other* 

Sunny: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

Sunny: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Kel: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. 

Aubrey: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Sunny: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

Kel: I'm not that stupid! 

Hero: Kel, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. 

Kel: SUNNY TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

Sunny: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Sunny: You know I think my life has value. 

Hero: Who are you and what have you done with Sunny?!

Aubrey: Hey, are you okay? 

Basil: Yeah. 

Aubrey: You don't look okay... 

Basil: Then stop looking.

Kel: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. 

Kel: Fruits that do live up to their names? 

Kel: Orange.

Basil: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. 

Aubrey: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? 

Basil: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. 

Sunny: Edible.

Basil: I am Basil, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

(Idk if this one works I just wanted Kel to say viva la Pluto XD) 

Kel, to Aubrey: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. 

Basil: Hey, that’s not very nice- 

Aubrey: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine! 

Kel: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

Sunny: I feel like I can be myself around you. 

Kel: You’re weird and quiet around me. 

Sunny: Yes.

Basil: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. 

Sunny: You and me! 

Basil: *tearing up* Ok.

Basil: Please, Sunny, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Basil: I’m sorry Sunny. 

Basil: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Sunny: It has to be done. 

Basil: 

Sunny: 

Basil: 

Sunny: *Places +4* Uno.

Kel: I failed my safety training course today. 

Hero: Why, what happened? 

Kel: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" 

Hero: And? 

Kel: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Hero: Kel is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Kel: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Ranboo: Do you guys eat your burger in the wrapper or out the wrapper?

Tubbo, dumbfounded: ...IN the wrapper?!

Ranboo, overjoyed: Really?! Me too!!

[a-bit-very-confused]

quackity: did you take out ranboo as i requested? 

tubbo: ranboo has been taken out, yes.

quackity: you have my grat- 

tubbo: it was a great restaurant. 

quackity:

tubbo: we had a candlelit dinner

tubbo: ranboo proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers

[fuckyuu-bu]

tubbo: where are my fucking keys?

ranboo: tubbo, michael is around, can you say it a little nicer?

tubbo: sorry, may i ascertain the whereabouts of mY FUCKING KEYS?!