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Idk if you feel like expanding on it but i read your book review on the recent tgcf book and how you liked the ‘do it yourself’ scene. Do you have any thoughts on that? I think it can and does mean so many things id love to get into black waters head
black water arc and everything about it is probably my favorite part of tgcf except possibly the entirety of book 4 (though I really do love the whole thing, or I wouldn't have read it four times) so sure I can try to marshal my thoughts to something more coherent than "HNHGHGHGHHGHHGHHFHGHH"
okay so first thing is that we know ghosts are, most often, a result of some unfinished business/something from life that a person is hanging onto hard enough that they don't let go with death. hua cheng's reason is explicitly his devotion to xie lian; he xuan's is to get revenge for his family's deaths (and, to a lesser extent, his own). the idea is that once that unfinished business is resolved, ghosts are free to move on.
but he xuan doesn't. ostensibly his purpose is fulfilled. he's killed shi wudu, he's avenged his family. and yet he's still sticking around. available to have a favor called in by hua cheng. and he knows shi qingxuan is there (probably dropped him off there), and brings the (repaired!!!) wind master fan, and then when things are looking really bad and shi qingxuan is begging him for help...
it's just such a move that's so very in line with what I can imagine happening when they were friends. not moving to save shi qingxuan but giving shi qingxuan the tools to do it yourself. granting them back not full divinity (he xuan doesn't have the power to do that) but power nonetheless. after the last time we saw them, with shi qingxuan asking to die and he xuan saying dream on, this is the next time we see them interact, and it's so very different and also so very sideways and indirect. I think that's what drives me insane about it, and probably also what drives shi qingxuan insane about it. what does it mean? good question. it's not forgiveness, and it's not like he xuan sticks around to talk after revealing his identity. but there it is, just the same.
the thing that drives me probably the most insane about he xuan and shi qingxuan is how unfinished their story is. he xuan is just kind of...lurking around, not gone but not quite present. shi qingxuan seems to be resigned to their new life (and indeed, at least trying to thrive in it) but is aware that he xuan is Out There Somewhere and at least circling in their vicinity, which has to be a weird piece of knowledge. they're not done and it haunts me.
#conversating#silveryair#he xuan#shi qingxuan#dysfunctional gods and ghost kinks#aggressively headcanons#beef and leaf#beefleaf
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one inch of love is one inch of ashes
#im so normal about them ha ha ha#they beef my leaf#whatever that means#beefleaf fanart#beefleaf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#shi qingxuan#he xuan#danmei#tgcf#hob#sqx#hx
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I live for your JellyFish!Neil AU.
They are so cute, and I just want to protect them forever! Thank you for bringing these into the world! 🧡💜

THANK U FOR ENJOYING THEM 💕
#ah jellyneil. it has stolen little aarons leaf#and aaron knows hes gonna get stung#bc somehow a small child and a tinier jellyfish manage to have beef#aaron and neil worsties forever 💕#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#jellyneil#mer au#jellyneil au#asks
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the official ru sketchbook tgcf has very funny inscriptions 😄 (I love this sketchbook very much and I draw in it all the time)
Bon appetit He Xuan, you've been hungry for so long
#beef eats leaf#beefleaf#mxtx tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#shi qingxuan#he xuan#black water demon xuan#lord wind master
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Jealousy prompt
My fav type of fics that is somehow STILL underrated
Persona A KNOWS B is nice to everyone. Yes maybe it’s a little too nice and even a little too flirty (or actual has one night stands) but they KNOW that about them since the day they met. B is a flirt, intentionally or not. That’s just a fact. So why are they still jealous after all these years ? So they throw themselves into their work/friendship with their bestie to get over them. Or at least numb the feeling.
Person B KNOWS that A and their bestie are just friends. Yes, maybe a bit too close for their taste but there have been multiple times where other people have thought them to be a couple and they very clearly deny it. Or have they been a bit too defensive? Either way, seeing them become spending so how MORE time with one another is probably not a good sign. So they throw themselves at every person they can to at least have some kind of gratification.
Who snaps first ? (I vote B but you decide ! Comment why!)
#sterek#destiel#writing prompt#fanfic prompt#newtmas#coldflash#supercorp#jori#writing idea#drarry#jealousy prompt#jealous prompt#xicheng#fengqing#hualian#beef leaf#and swanqueen#wangxian#batjokes#superbat#sabriel#catradora#agathario
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diversity win! your doomed greek tragedy ship is genderfluid!
#their fem forms are. incredibly self indulgent#hello beef and leaf i get off work at 5 ………#sqx. transgender georg. born a boy raised a girl ascended as a guy worshipped as a woman#my headcanon is that he xuan is identically genderfucked 1) it increases the er#um. the parallels. 2) its funny#not calling these their male and female forms cause i a#m a butch lesbian and that would be hypocritical#actually. you know what. the ones on the left are he/him and the ones on the right are she/her. hope this helps#sqx: COME ONNN MINGXIONG hx: fuck off i dont want to have a ‘girls night’ (spent an hour picking out their outfit and is applying makeup)#thats a faux bob. btw. sqx is very good at them by now#FUCK I FORGOT HE XUANS LIPSTICK. ... if the stars align ill fix it#tgcf#my art#art#tian guan ci fu#hob#heaven official’s blessing#beefleaf#🥩🍃#shi qingxuan#he xuan#ming yi
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some day, when the hockey gods deem fit, they will crown this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. but tonight he is alive and in the north field with his team. it is a perfect winter evening: the moon rising over the stadium, the wind in the trees. and as he stares up at the scoreboard, there are thrice as many goals as usual.
#listen you can’t get mad at me i TOLD YOU it was a stupid post#it’s just… like. one day this era is going to be over man. one day these players will be myths and not flesh and blood on the ice.#but tonight they are alive. and there’s twice as many stars as usual.#also fun fact i have beef with the two headed calf poem because it beat my favourite poem of all time in the tumblr poetry smackdown >:(#leafs lb#william nylander
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Vegan Beef Bourguignon with Seitan
#vegan#dinner#french cuisine#mediterranean cuisine#stews#veganized#beef bourguignon#bœuf bourguignon#seitan#potato#onion#carrots#celery#garlic#mushrooms#vegan butter#thyme#parsley#paprika#bay leaf#soy sauce#wine#tomato sauce#olive oil#black pepper#sea salt#bread#garlic bread
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wangxian pinsies !!!
#I had to log into web browser tumblr to post :(#It wouldn’t let me on the app and idk know how to use the browser version which is embarrassing#But anyway ya!!!! Wangxian pinsies on my store#I also have Bingqiu and beef leaf but I’ll make a post about them later 💖#mxtx#art#danmei#wangxian#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan
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i have two hands and they're used to hold Sans and Dust's


Couldn’t stop thinking of this picture from a different angle xD
#they got mad beef#in some endings they get along but i think this is 10 times funnier#undertale au#dust sans#self insert x sans#sans x self insert#replaced au#leaf answers#leafs art#asks#my aus
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leafs vs lightning in the playoffs has me genuinely fearing for the state of florida because the chance of matthew knies dropping a bomb on amalie arena is not zero
#and if the leafs win theyre probably gonna play the panthers too LMAOOOO#leafs linsanity run fueled soley by matthew knies one-sided beef with florida#dont want anyone to win the playoff picture in the east is sooo gross this year#like fuck you go dallas#matthew knies#toronto maple leafs#💭
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#he's the leaf to my beef as the poets say#天官赐福#双玄#beefleaf#tgcf shi qingxuan#shi qingxuan#sqx#tgcf sqx#tgcf#tgcf art#mxtx tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#danmei#illustration#digital art#digital illustration#art#procreate#illustration art#digital artist#fanart#illustrator#artist
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okay leafs blr…i’m rooting for you
#leafs lb#this is crazy behavior of me!#linus it’s not personal my beef with brady tkachuk is just too strong okay
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#last for a while probably#jack's pfp was drawn by leafoww#thanks for the permission to use it leaf#mr. martin#stephen maturin#jack aubrey#aubreyad#master and commander#corposting#jack's beef with martin is so funny#stephen is allowed to have other friends yknow
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*... (black, oolong, white, green--whatever makes your heart sing)
#tumblr polls#best thing ever#tournament poll#a truly excellent cup of loose leaf tea of your choice#none pizza with left beef
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One of the main issues I'd have being in a relationship (or even a friendship) with Ganondorf is how much of a stinky peasant I'd feel like, going around with a literal God-King.
Even if he'd shower me in gifts, call me his queen, marry me, I'd still feel unworthy of being so close with someone of his title. Like I'm some gold digger who worked her way up to the position as opposed to him genuinely liking me for me.
#this has angst potential#though#i don't think the Gerudo would really beef with whoever their King marries#i do have personal headcanons on the culture behind Gerudo Kings and marriage#which i'll get around to posting soon#i don't think ganondorf would 100% understand the feeling of his beloved believing they're undeserving of him#he'd view his partner as a very special person regardless of their background#hence the Gerudo and soulmates and all#also#he can't relate to the feeling because he thinks he deserves everything#as one builds a relationship with ganondorf#i headcanon he'd actively behave with less regality when alone with them#my evidence for this is when New Leaf ganon told me he didn't feel the need to “act fancy” around me#ganondorf#ganondorf headcanon#gerudo culture#self ship#self insert
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