#better luck next time ...

[bread-wizards]

Yasha, I'm so sorry to objectify your wife, but how do you work out? Like, what do you do? Because this such an amazing-- the abs.

[airyal245]

*confetti* malewife duo *confetti*

Do I post too much?? Maybe I do too much art and that's why drawing Sneegsnag injured me.

[m-1-8]

DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE

“Welcome home, Simon” “Seems we have a new addition to the family” ”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”

[doraingrid]

imposter syndrome won this time, to the wip graveyard you go

[melodyartist]

Giving your Hephaestus lots of gifts and little treats, I'll treat him better than anyone in his life ever has

PLEASE HEPHAESTUS, ILL GIVE YOU COOL IDEAS OF THINGS TO FORGE, PLEASE

He didn't need all that stuff and now he has to clean because someone snuck up to his workplace leaving gifts and notes.

Worse day ever

[pushing500]

Well, Ivy seems to be adjusting to her new arm/flesh whip/companion well enough (she's named it Henry).

The Jones Boys were naturally a bit shocked and confused when they got back to find a pool of blood by the twisted obelisk and a writhing tendril where their kid's arm used to be, but we all have to put up with strange stuff on the rim.

After ensuring Ivy and Alistair were okay, the Jones Boys returned to work until a transport pod fell from the sky! They begrudgingly rescued the hapless occupant, as it was a person from Wasbum, which is the faction we need to become allies with to get the first piece of the Archonexus map.

Mechi seems to be enjoying his new private bathroom (being an Acolyte has its perks) to get some well-earned relaxation time. Surely nothing else could happen to stress him out today, right?

Who's spreading rumours that Mechi is charming?? The man has the approachable personality of a moose with a toothache.

No, Purple, he's not marrying you. Don't be silly.

With that nonsense taken care of, it's time to curl up in bed with Security Chief Ratchet keeping a dutiful watch so no aspiring fiancees make it past.

Goodnight, Mechi. Enjoy your beauty sleep.

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[ch-4-eri]

Watching everyone argue about Chloe and max but I’ve always preferred Chloe with rachel anyway

[colterblues]

He just wanted to stargaze but the sky was full of clouds :(

[palm-tree-21]

"for never was a story of more woe then this of Juliet and her Romeo" *Loud game show buzzer*

im sorry that issssss, INCORRECT.

the correct answer would be: jachieshauna Yellowjackets (2021)

[inquirewithbillcipher]

are magic anons a thing here?

Nope! Try again sucker!

-Bill

[phloxsmenagerie]

[deadstyle01]

Okay this is my unlucky try to art so i wont end it

[thatsbelievable]

[krumpkin]

There's nothing like having parents with a sense of humour 🙄

[wishchip106]

gonna need a fic where they didn’t end up arguing and Raven was just left waiting in Eriks room nearly all night

or maybe they do argue but it leads down to a very different path 😼

geez i can feel the tension from here 😧

one of them is going to be crawling across the table any minute now

they spend nearly every day in there whats wrong with them

[city-of-heavenly-heartbreaks]

Imagine trying to successfully tear down the Veil with these two sad puppy dog-eyed women telling you to knock it off.

You're madly in love with one of them.

The other one kind of looks like a younger version of the one you're madly in love with, complete with the same Vallaslin she had before you stripped it away.

You've betrayed both of them, multiple times, killed their friend, and they still think there's something in you worth saving.

They also brought a living fragment of your dead mom.

Good luck.