“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”
“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”
“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”
And then Danny passed out.
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Short DPXDC Prompts #772
Danny kills the Joker, not knowing of the kill switch set to release Joker gas the moment Jokers heart stops beating.
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BRO WHEN I TELL YOU I DID A FULL DOUBKE TAKE ON THAY HOWDY DRAWING—
GYAT
Devouring your art rn
Honestly big bozonga howdy is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever drawn smhhh
Very helpful smh
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OMFG POOR POPPY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRO U HAVE NO IDEA
I love poppy sm, ive got so many doodle ideas for her man
Plus i like to think her and wally has some mother-son relationship but like in a funny way
Here's some of em :DD
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The Moon (Hermitcraft) VS Jellie (Hermitcraft)
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