#big mouth fortnite

[snarlesofthesewers]

doodles

[shanedagoat]

Daily Sketches for April 11th - April 20th, 2024

[korkietism]

My art mainly consists of whiteboard doodles rn but if you’re interested I’ll draw for you ♥️

[ashtoncakefn]

Halloween is close so here's some #Fortography with some different Fortnitemares characters! 👻

Taken in Spooky Fortography by @jksmith0914 (9025-6437-2838)

Originally posted on October 18th, 2021

Here's some extra Punk pics I took as well 🎃

[mostlysignssomeportents]

An Epic antitrust loss for Google

A jury just found Google guilty on all counts of antitrust violations stemming from its dispute with Epic, maker of Fortnite, which brought a variety of claims related to how Google runs its app marketplace. This is huge:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/11/technology/epic-games-google-antitrust-ruling.html

The mobile app store world is a duopoly run by Google and Apple. Both use a variety of tactics to prevent their customers from installing third party app stores, which funnels all app makers into their own app stores. Those app stores cream an eye-popping 30% off every purchase made in an app.

This is a shocking amount to charge for payment processing. The payments sector is incredibly monopolized and notorious for its price-gouging – and its standard (wildly inflated) rate is 2-5%:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/04/owning-the-libs/#swiper-no-swiping

Now, in theory, Epic doesn't have to sell in Google Play, the official Android app store. Unlike Apple's iOS, Android permit both sideloading (installing an app directly without using an app store) and configuring your device to use a different app store. In practice, Google uses a variety of anticompetitive tricks to prevent these app stores from springing up and to dissuade Android users from sideloading. Proving that Google's actions – like paying Activision $360m as part of "Project Hug" (no, really!) – were intended to prevent new app storesfrom springing up was a big lift for Epic. But they managed it, in large part thanks to Google's own internal communications, wherein executives admitted that this was exactly why Project Hug existed. This is part of a pattern with Big Tech antitrust: many of the charges are theoretically very hard to make stick, but because the companies put their evil plans in writing (think of the fraudulent crypto exchange FTX, whose top execs all conferred in a groupchat called "Wirefraud"), Big Tech keeps losing in court:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/09/03/big-tech-cant-stop-telling-on-itself/

Now, I do like to dunk on Big Tech for this kind of thing, because it's objectively funny and because the companies make so many unforced errors. But in an important sense, this kind of written record is impossible to avoid. Any large institution can only make and enact policy through administrative systems, and those systems leave behind a paper-trail: memos, meeting minutes, etc. Yes, we all know that quote from The Wire: "Is you taking notes on a fucking criminal conspiracy?" But inevitably, any ambitious conspiracy can only exist if someone is taking notes.

What's more, any large conspiracy involving lots of parties will inevitably produce leaks. Think of this as the corollary to the idea that the moon landing can't be a hoax, because there's no way 400,000 co-conspirators could keep the secret. Big Tech's conspiracies required hundreds or even thousands of collaborators to keep their mouths shut, and eventually someone blabs:

https://www.science.org/content/article/fake-moon-landing-you-d-need-400000-conspirators

This is part of a wave of antitrust cases being brought against the tech giants. As Matt Stoller writes, the guilty-on-all-counts jury verdict will leak into current and future actions. Remember, Google spent much of this year in court fighting the DoJ, who argued that the company bribed Apple not to make a competing search engine, paying tens of billions every year to keep a competitor from emerging. Now that a jury has convinced Google of doing that to prevent alternative app stores from emerging, claims that it used these pay-for-delay tactics in other sectros get a lot more credible:

https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/boom-google-loses-antitrust-case

On that note: what about Apple? Epic brought a very similar case against Apple and lost. Both Apple and Epic are appealing that case to the Supreme Court, and now that Google has been convicted in a similar case, it might prompt the Supremes to weigh in and resolve the seeming inconsistencies in the interpretation of federal law.

This is a key moment in the long project to wrest antitrust away from the pro-monopoly side, who spent decades "training" judges to produce verdicts that run counter to the plain language of America's antitrust law:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/08/13/post-bork-era/#manne-down

There's 40 years' worth of bad precedent to overturn. The good news is that we've got the law on our side. Literally, the wording of the laws and the records of the Congressional debate leading to their passage, all militate towards the (incredibly obvious) conclusion that the purpose of anti-monopoly law is to fight monopoly, not defend it:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/14/aiming-at-dollars/#not-men

It's amazing to realize that we got into this monopoly quagmire because judges just literally refused to enforce the law. That's what makes one part of the jury verdict against Google so exciting: the jury found that Google's insistence that Play Store sellers use its payment processor was an act of illegal tying. Today, "tying" is an obscure legal theory, but few doctrines would be more useful in disenshittifying the internet. A company is guilty of illegal tying when it forces you to use unrelated products or services as a condition of using the product you actually want. The abandonment of tying led to a host of horribles, from printer companies forcing you to buy ink at $10,000/gallon to Livenation forcing venues to sell tickets through its Ticketmaster subsidiary.

The next phase of this comes when the judge decides on the penalty. Epic doesn't want cash damages – it wants the judge to order Google to fulfill its promise of "an open, competitive Android ecosystem for all users and industry participants." They've asked the judge to order Google to facilitate third-party app stores, and to separate app stores from payment processors. As Stoller puts it, they want to "crush Google’s control over Android":

https://www.epicgames.com/site/en-US/news/epic-v-google-trial-verdict-a-win-for-all-developers

Google has sworn to appeal, surprising no one. The Times's expert says that they will have a tough time winning, given how clear the verdict was. Whatever this means for Google and Android, it means a lot for a future free from monopolies.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/12/im-feeling-lucky/#hugger-mugger

[et6rnalsun]

DISTRACTIONS, matt sturniolo

𝜗𝜚 pairing: matt sturn x fem! reader

smut, 18+ content. oral (m. receiving) praising, spitting (?) & swallowing

A/N: seeing streamer matt again unlocked something in me 😁 enjoy & lemme know if u want to be added to my taglist

matt had already mentioned to you that he and his brothers wanted to bring back the twitch streams that their fans seemed to be dying for. the news didn't excite you much, but not because the format didn't suit you or something, but because you knew that once your boyfriend found himself the opportunity to play those stupid games again, you would disappear for him.

and indeed, it had happened.

you were on his bed, sitting prettily as you watched him tirelessly play fortnite with a frown on your face— your glossy lips forming a pout you hadn't even realized. never before were you more in need of your boyfriend than in that moment. cuddles, attention, a smile, anything. but he seemed completely unaware of and your presence as he cursed under his breath for the umpteenth time for losing. probably.

you huffed, standing up as you wrapped your arms around his neck from behind, your chin on his head. "matt" a small murmur left your lips, like a plea for his attention.

“mhm?” he didn't even take his eyes off the screen, simply giving a hum.

“what about you stop playing for a while? come on, i've been here for hours and all you've done is sit here for this game” your hands slid down to his chest, stroking here and there slowly.

he took one of your hands in his, bringing it to his lips as he left little kisses on it. "just wait, baby, almost done" he said as he continued the game with his other hand. but you weren't satisfied by that answer, not at all. with yet another huff you pulled away from him, crossing your arms. "really? wait?" you raised an eyebrow, more silence as a response.

completely bored, you let your gaze fall on him, tilting your head slightly. you lingered on the gray sweatpants he was wearing for a moment, the way the imprint of his cock was evident under the fabric made you bite your lower lip as a smirk finally broke that pouty expression. moving closer again, your hand grazed his thigh briefly, before going straight to the center of his pants, exhaling a harsh breath from him. "baby..." he murmured, stiffening slightly.

you slowly got to your knees, your cold fingers teasing the elastic of the sweatpants before lowering it slightly. his hips automatically lift up, so that it could be easier for you to take them off entirely along with his boxers. his half-hard cock sprung free, slapping against his stomach. looking up, you noticed that he was still trying to concentrate on the game, so with a roll of your eyes you quickly wrapped a hand around it, spitting on his tip before starting to stroke it slowly. you could already see his attention starting to run out slightly, his lips now parted in pleasure as his eyes fell on you briefly.

“jesus” he sighed, trying to move his hips slightly against your hand. "what?" you asked in a teasing tone, before suddenly taking it all into your mouth. that made his breath catch for a moment, his hands stopping from playing completely as he threw his head back with a groan. your tongue swirled over the tip of his cock as your mouth wrapped around it, hollowing your cheeks and began moving up and down, your hand assisting with what couldn't fit into your hand.

your swollen lips, saliva running down your chin and big watery eyes looking up at him was a better sight than any other game, and he found himself moaning further as he looked down at you and ran his fingers through your hair, starting to tug on it to push your head further down into a moment of total bliss and excitement.

“fuck” he whimpered, his cock twitching in your mouth and giving you the impression that he was getting closer and closer.

you increased your head movement slightly, trying hard to not gag as you closed your eyes, little sounds escaping your lips as well that they vibrated the walls around his cock. you could feel his legs getting weaker, louder moans escaped his lips. “i’m close, so fucking close” the way you held onto him — nails forming scratch marks on his thighs from all the stimulation you're going through, let him know you didn’t want him to pull away, and so he obeyed.

through his moans of pleasure, matt finally released his load down your throat. and you took it all, just how you wanted, whimpering blissfully onto his length as he gave you a few more ruts to your face.

when he's done experiencing his ecstatic high, he withdraws himself from you. your mouth and throat immediately felt emptier after swallowing everything, and you lightly wiped your lips with your fingers as you watched him breathe heavily. "it took you way too long to notice how much better i am than fucking fortnite.”

he smirked a little, licking his lips. “i know a way to make it up to you, doll,” he said, grabbing your hips as he carefully sat you down on his lap. he slowly unbuttoned your shorts, and immediately noticed how the white fabric of your underwear was soaking wet. "goddamn"

[zorosleftmantit101]

Bro wtf im alive!!

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ONE PIECE MEN

As shit from the groupchat

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C/W: swearing, NSFW, mentions of suicide, general shit post stuff.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, buggy, Shanks, Crocodile, Doflomingo

NOTE: Schools back and its been super fucking busy + plus im hyperfixated on bulders gate and game of thrones rn

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Luffy: My balls dropped insted

Zoro: Peburty

Zoro: How tf do u spell iy

Zoro: Pubesraty

Zoro: Pubes

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Sanji: Valentines more like. Suicide

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Buggy: Ur so wacky

Shanks: *wanking

Shanks: 109 mph dick slaming in and out of this dirty half full starbucks cup i stole from a homeless crack addict (im imagining its ur tight boy pussy asshole)

Buggy: Shanks.

Buggy: Stop.

Shanks: Erm no!

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Franky: Teachers should NOT say nice things to me (i have a praise kink and daddy issues)

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Nami: Bro i gotta shit so bad

Usopp: THEN SHIT BRO

Nami: Im in the car

Usopp: Oh

Usopp: THEN SHIT AT SCHOOL

Nami: I am NOT shitting at school

Usopp: PUSSY

Nami: this was all a trick girls dont shit

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Brook: Im so excited to drink today im actually shaking #slotmachines

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Luffy: Happy Monday!

Chopper: It is NOT Monday my guy

Luffy: ... the shotgun is in my mouth

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Franky: Bc l've got another day off

Franky: Should I come visit

Robin: YES

Franky: Hmmm

Franky: If I get bored I'll ride up

Robin: Then ill ride u up

Franky: What time u guys got recess and lunch

Robin: Get u preggo

Franky: SHIT

Franky: ILL BE THERE

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Kid: just punch the customer

Law: nah I need that shit to traumatise them, I need the customer to be rude to me and I start levitating in the air while chanting and blood pouring out my eyes

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Kid: When parents let their kids order and its like "what's that fetus, your learning to speak!! Yeah well spell trombone, didn't think so faggot"

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Ace: U stick ur dick in ur bum and get urself pregnant

Ace: 2024 lets make it happen

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Sabo: "Emo!" So close! I'm actually wearing the skin of your mother

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Doflamingo: OK BUDDY DEGRADE ME MORE IM THIS CLOSE TO EXPLODING IN MY PANTS

Crocodile: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT

Crocodile: YOU DIRTY CUNT

Crocodile: WAIT

Crocodile: NO

Crocodile: YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Doflamingo: NGHH (reverse psychologyed your ass)

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Sanji: Ouchieeeeeeeeeeee my back hurtsss urghhhhh i wish their was a big sexy latina to sit on my face, only to make the pain go away of course

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Nami: Guys i close the store in half an hour and im boooooredde i already finished cleaning wveryhringggg

Robin: Okok pro tip

Robin: Do u have pens?

Robin: Hand sanitizer

Robin: And paper towel

Nami: Im gonna just finger myself

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Franky: That was my son 3 years ago before the incident...

Brook: Was the incident me whipping the nae nae! YOLO cash money dab on them fortniters

Franky: No

Franky: Big Foot stepped on my unborn baby

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Law: If i die i wanna be reborn as an electric chair

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Killer: Cheaters are dick beaters - Shakespeare probably

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Sanji: You are quite literally the most cutest girl I've ever seen

Luffy: Bro my dick actully smells so fuckimg bad, it never smells bad do i have aids

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[abbysbug]

gamer girl - e.w

gamer!ellie williams x reader

a/n: you can't tell me that ellie doesn't curl her toes in anger and screams at the screen when she gets her ass beat by little kids in fortnite.

a shrill scream echoes through your apartment, causing you to wake with a gasp. your hand automatically reaches out to where ellie sleeps but you find the bedsheets cold.

you hear another scream.

"i swear to fucking god if you take my loot one more fucking time, I'm going to find where you live and fuck your mom better than your drop-beat dad ever could."

you stifle a laugh and roll your eyes at ellie's words. she's always so dramatic and violent while playing video games, especially fortnite.

you don't really understand why she gets so worked up over some pixels but she has her reasons.

you roll out of bed with a sigh, heading towards the kitchen and cutting up some apples.

"HAH, you're so fucking shit, actually get shit on." ellie yells with a laugh. "you play this game every single day and still can't build for shit. this is why you're hardstuck bronze, nerd."

you can't control a giggle that escapes your lips at ellie's screams. sometimes she sounds so stupid.

you throw the apples into a bowl and walk into ellie's gaming room. she has her bare feet propped up on the desk, shitty headphones on her head, and her sweaty hands wrapped around her ps5 controller.

"yeah, yeah, GGs- is what i'd fucking say if you weren't using hacks." she scoffs, throwing her controller down on the desk and crossing her arms over her chest angrily.

you place your hand on her shoulder, making ellie's head snap around.

"holy, you scared me. don't creep up on me like that." she mutters, taking the bowl of apples from your hand and pulling you into a kiss..

she grabs onto your hips, pulling your body onto hers without breaking the kiss. her hands find themselves in your hair and yours around her neck, deepening the kiss.

finally, you pull back with a small gasp. ellie immediately chases your lips but you push her away, needing to catch your breath.

"you sound ridiculous when you rage at your video games, baby." you tease, running your thumb against her lip.

ellie's mouth drops open, immediately taking offence to your words. "okay, well first of all, you don't understand how frustrating it is to have little children whining in your ears and secondly-"

"i do understand how frustrating it is. i live with a whiney little child,"

ellie frowns, "who? it's just us."

you laugh, "you are the whiney child, ellie."

"i am not!" ellie whines, making you grin as she just proved your point.

you grab onto ellie's cheek and give her a big, wet kiss, making her groan in disgust.

"hey, hey, ellie?" a voice comes through ellie's headphones, making you both freeze, "can you mute when you mouth fuck your girlfriend next time?"

ellie clears her throat, "um, yeah. sorry about that, jesse."

she quickly turns her ps5 off and throws her controller and headset on the desk. her hands drift back down to your hip.

"let's finish what we started, huh?"

[breeloveschris]

You’ll Never Understand pt 3

Pt 2 Pt 4

Pairing: Chris Sturniolo x Reader

summary: Y/n always been best friends with the triplets.. until one random day in sophomore year Chris despised Y/n, and till this day Y/n still don’t know why. Nick and Matt will never understand why Y/n has never stopped being sweet and caring to Chris as if nothing ever happened.

Warnings: cussing

Y/n stumbles back slightly, shock written all over her face. “Long time no see, you’ve gotten so much prettier” the tall dude says. Y/n opens and closes her mouth confused and at a loss of words. “Jaxon..” Y/n finally coughs out.

“I see you’re still up the triplets ass, I never understood why they stayed friends with you” he says with a mean laugh. “Uhm I don’t see why it’s any of your business” Y/n says finally feeling confident enough to speak up to him, “it’s not, cause I don’t care but I just… kinda feel bad for them” he laughs yet again.

Y/n rolls her eyes looking back at the triplets, seeing Chris’s eyes on her already making the hair on the back of her neck stand up. “Y/n did you hear anything I just said?” He says with a smirk.

“No, yea I did, something about me being a whore blah blah blah” she says looking back at him. His face twisted into a scowl raising his hand to hit her right when Y/n feels hands snaking around her waist and a quiet but loud enough for others to hear “hey baby what’s taking so long”

Y/n turns slightly to see whoever is on her shoulder. Chris. How the fuck did he get over here so fast..? “I’m sorry, I ran into Jaxon on my way.” Chris nods with his hands slipping down lower to hold her hips, while kissing her neck. Y/n shivers not expecting Chris to do such an act.

“Hey Chris, long time no see bud. We need to get the lacrosse team together for a get together or something” Jaxon says with a “sweet” smile.

Chris just laughs taking his head away from Y/n’s neck, “nah I’m good where I’m at, thanks tho” he says with another laugh. Y/n starts playing with Chris’s bracelet on his wrist sending a shock wave through Chris’s body at the familiar feeling “But looks like our food is out so we’re gonna go, bye Jaxon” Chris says as he grabs Y/n’s hand walking over to the table. Jaxon grabs Y/n’s wrist yanking her back and away from Chris, Chris stops in anger and whips around.

“Let go of her.” Chris’s voice was stern, Y/n has never seen him so mad at anyone. Not even herself, and he’s been big mad at her. Y/n try’s to shake her hand out of his grasp but is out of luck when he tightens his hold. “She’s fine. I just wanted to talk to her alone for a minute.” Jaxon says with a sinister smile tightening his grip further. “Ouch! Your hurting me!” Y/n whisper yells, a single tear fell from her eye.

Chris grows angrier stepping forward to push Jaxon off of her, not making it far due to his brothers stepping up. Jaxon let’s go of Y/n seeing the pair walk up to them. Y/n quickly walks over to Nick rubbing her sore wrist, hugging him tightly. “Bro I don’t know what’s going on but foods getting cold so we gotta go” Matt says pushing both Chris and Nick back towards the table, not having to worry about Y/n considering she’s in nicks arms still.

Y/n sits down next to Nick hiding her face in her hands, Chris grabs her hand being careful of touching her wrist. Removing her hand from her face he looks at her with a soft smile “you need to eat Y/n/n, you didn’t eat when you was over and knowing you, you probably was on Fortnite all night” he says with a soft laugh. She smiled slightly but shakes her head mumbling “ ‘m not hungry”.

Nick sighs and shakes his head, “Y/n you got to eat, at least just a little bit” Matt shoots Nick a look and shakes his head. Nick starts with a smile, “you don’t have to eat now or here, but what if we go to our place and we watch RuPauls Drag Race and we eat then?” Y/n smiles and nods. “I’m sorry I ruined yalls night” Y/n says softly. “No. You didn’t ruin anyone’s night. Jaxon did, don’t think for a second that we blame you” Chris says sternly.

Y/n just nods while bringing her knees up to her chest and laying her head on top of her knees. About 15 minutes go by and Chris and Matt are done eating, Y/n picks up her food along side Nick who’s doing the same. They make it to the car with everyone in their original seats. Loud music and wind coming through the window were the only noises that could be heard, per Y/n’s request. They make it back to the triplets house quicker then they got to Waffle House wanting nothing more than to get home.

Y/n, Nick, and Matt being the only ones left in the car, Chris making a bee line in the house and in his room. “Guess nice Chris is gone already” Y/n says with a soft laugh. Matt shakes his head with a small laugh, “honestly I’m just glad you’re making jokes right now.” Nick says with a loud laugh making Y/n laugh harder. Nick always knew how to make Y/n laugh in the worst situations. Matt just shakes his head smiling at the two bent over laughing at literally Nicks loud laugh.

“Okay dumb and dumber let’s get going, it’s cold out here and hella fucking late” Matt says with a laugh. They both stand up letting out a breath of air before making their way into the house. They walk in the house laughing because Y/n almost tripped going up the stairs. Matt went straight to bed saying goodnight leaving Nick and Y/n in the kitchen heating up their food to watch the show they’ve been binge watching everything they’re together.

They stay up eating and watching the show and fell asleep when the sun came up surrounded by food and snacks. They were both just sprawled out on the bed. Chris walks in seeing this and smiles to himself seeing that she ate and ended her night with a good time. Chris goes over to the bed and starts picking up the trash and cleaning up the bed , then throws a blanket over them. Turning to leave he gets stopped with a hand on his wrist, he turns back around seeing Y/n looking up at him with a small smile and puffy eyes from a mixture of tears and sleep. “Thank you.. for last night” she whispers.

He nods and leans over and grabs her face while placing a long kiss to her forehead not wanting to let go in fear she’d float away like this was a dream. “Get some sleep Y/n/n” Chris says as he pulls away. She just nods and turns over going straight to sleep Chris stands there for a moment and sighs before turning and leaving.

What do we think???

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[dnfao3tags]

Monthly Fic Roundup - February 2024

haven't been too active this month but here's your monthly recs!

as always, make sure to leave some love :]

— Turning Right on Red by jestbee (expl. | comp. | 4k) ; established relationship + car sex

George's stream has consequences.

— Drumroll, Please by starsgaze (snowdreamr) (gen | comp. | 5k) ; bed sharing + relationship study

Everything it is, and everything it isn’t. A proposal, of sorts. A half confession. Over all, the weight of wanting and the agony of bearing with it. Dream and George, deprived of meaning.

— GeorgeNotFound OnlyFans by Simplysmitten (expl. | comp. | 37k) ; sex work + secret identity

Fresh out of university and struggling to land a job in his field, George finds himself desperate for a way to make ends meet. While his friends have big dreams of blowing up on YouTube, George decides to make an OnlyFans profile. Shockingly, George goes viral on both platforms, making his money troubles a thing of the past, but maintaining his anonymity a constant worry. How funny is it that he manages to make a friend named Clay on both platforms?

— don't know how long it's going to take to feel okay (i had the best day with you today) by brokenlikeastitch (teen | comp. | 7k) ; dream's mom + established relationship

Three times George needed a mom and Dream's mom was there for him.

— what i wanted to hear by alisonsomething, dizzy (expl. | comp. | 3k) ; phone sex

George is in Los Angeles and Dream is in Florida. It’s not the first time they’ve been thousands of miles apart, and Dream can’t stop thinking about one very memorable conversation they had shortly before George’s visa was approved.

— Suction by tsundanire (expl. | comp. | 1k) ; nipple play

George trusts Dream completely. Trusts him enough with his most sensitive bits.

— wish that i could step into yours instead by Kore_Writes (teen | comp. | 12k) ; canon compliant + character study

A series of moments in Dream's life that George had always been there for him.

— he loves him more than anyone ever has in the history of man by brokenlikeastitch (teen | comp. | 14k) ; pov outsider

dream and george over the years through the perspectives of their friends

— the end of all things by womanhunt (teen | comp. | 9k) ; marriage (eloping)

“We should get married.” The words make Dream choke on the scrambled eggs in his mouth, and George just stares at him blankly as he coughs and takes a drink of his water. And, before he can overthink it, Dream gives in. “Ok, yeah. We should get married,” he nods to himself, reaching out to pull George’s hands apart and link their fingers together. “Did you mean, like, soon? Or?” “I mean, like, today.” George murmurs, eyes still not meeting Dream’s.

— my love by cqfnce (teen | comp. | 8k) ; patches the good cat

dream and george go last-minute shopping for patches' birthday

— daisies, daisies by snowdreamr (expl. | comp. | 15k) ; mpreg + future fic

On secrecy and patience. On learning how to embrace the unexpected.

— this is me trying by dizzy (teen | comp. | 5k) ; mental health issues + hopeful ending

Is this a cage? George's guts rebel against that, too. He fought to be here. This is the freedom from years of locking himself inside. He has no regrets. He doesn’t want anything to be different, except maybe that he could walk into a room without Dream or Sapnap looking at him like he’s not who they thought he was.

— Circling Back by Scoops (consciousness_streaming) (expl. | comp. | 15k) ; identity porn + coworkers

As a remote worker, George's only real friend at Pog Industries is Clay, the marketing genius who skyrocketed up the corporate ladder. Sure, maybe his work bestie is old and really bad at Fortnite, and they've never actually met, but they have each other's backs. And that's what's important. When a position on the Board opens up for George, it's Clay going to their CEO, Badboy Halo, to get him hired in the position. To George's amazement, it works. Now, he's moving to America the night before the infamous Pog Industries Christmas Party, and he's ready to put some names to faces.

— make a home on the cracks by lodestones (teen | comp. | 2k) ; baby fever + developing relationship

He’d be a good dad, Dream thinks—people are always telling him he’ll be good at it. It’s not anything all-consuming, but it’s a fantasy he still returns to every once in a while, dancing in the back of his mind whenever little kids approach him and ask for a picture. He catches himself daydreaming about it at least a thousand times more often after the first time he watches George interact with younger fans.

— George Not Found Is Stupid and Hides His Pregnancy From Dream For Two Whole Months by mario anon and apple anon (teen | comp. | 4k) ; mpreg

Hes pregnant it is all i know how to write

— executive session by dizzy (expl. | comp. | 1.7k) ; exhibitionism

Dream is a senate intern, and George is the guy he's about to fuck on the senate floor.

note: i've been fucking WAITING for someone to write a fic on this

— no thing's so sure that i can't learn to doubt it by brokenlikeastitch (teen | comp. | 11k) ; professors au

The closer he gets to George’s door, the louder the crying gets, and when he finally reaches the open doorway, he glances in to see a girl sitting across the desk from George, practically hyperventilating. In all of his years of teaching, with all of the students he’s had upset with him, Dream is pretty sure he’s never had a student this upset with him. He wonders if George is, like, torturing his students.

— The need to know by tsundanire (expl. | comp. | 5k) ; dick measuring

DRICK vs GRICK

— dear future husband by dizzy (expl. | comp. | 3k) ; breeding and housewife kink

Dream tells George that since he isn't paying rent he should at least be putting dinner on the table... and George decides to prove him right.

— it is not about me being gay with george by alisonsomething (teen | comp. | 2k) ; insecurity + miscommunication

Dream’s latest TikTok makes George angry enough to confront him about it.

— Honeysuckle Jam by gottagetshiver (expl. | comp. | 71k) ; omegaverse

George has terrible heats, he always has. He'd thought that after years of peace on suppressants, he's be done with them forever. It works, until it doesn't. The doctor says his best chance at fixing his terrible heats is having an alpha with him, and it just so happens that Dream is an alpha. It'll be easy, right? Dream will help him through his heat, and he'll be fixed. The fact that George is madly in love with Dream won't complicate matters at all, right? It won't upend their lives and throw them into chaos, right?

note: published last month but finished this month so im including it

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..why am i down bad for big mouth from fortnite this makes no sense

anyways here's my oc snarles as big mouth because i thought it would be funny

[saprozoicworm]

Is just me or do you think that Stan, Kyle and the other guys play fornite? (My lil brother is 10 and foul mouthed like them, so basically he's a big fornite kid, it's so cringey tbh) , I mean Stan and the others do canonly play World of Warcraft, so I'd think they would play fornite bc their cringe

they dressed up as fortnite characters for halloween in "the scoots" (s22 ep5) so i think its safe to say they absolutely do

for anyone curious:

stan is dressed as the leviathan, kyle is sledgehammer, kenny is wearing the samurai fortnite costume, cartman is battlehawk, wendy is brite bomber, clyde is ragnarok, jimmy is rabbit raider, tolkien is venturion, and craig is merry marauder (i think thats all of them)

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dogtooth ; roommate!ellabs

˗ˏˋcollab with my beautiful angel @williamssgirl ´ˎ˗

- inspired by @beforeimdeceased “chaotic roomates” series ! please go support theirs!

reminder !! do not support neil or any of his work !

wc: 2.1k | her ver

⁃ roomate!ellabs who were bsfs w u before and when you needed a place to stay they happily invited you to join them on their lease !

⁃ cooking with them is... chaotic. but some days it was good!

⁃ bumping ur hip with ellie because she sucks and she gets all blushy and flustered

⁃ abby gently grabbing ur hips to get around you

⁃ taking .5s of them ALL THE TIME!! they hate it but you love it

⁃ they have no idea how to use the ring camera you installed, one day they've locked themselves out and are begging you to let them in

⁃ "open the door it's cold out ©" "let us in.... babeeee

⁃ falling asleep while watching a movie like a literal dogpile

⁃ while beforehand yall were arguing for twenty minutes on what movie to watch because you and abby wanted to watch scream and ellie can't handle horror for the LIFE of her

⁃ (so you eventually settle on a romcom)

⁃ abby and ellie playing video games and ur sorta just sitting there staring at their hands watching them play

⁃ "did u win?" "no i died."

⁃ when you do end up playing a game with them it's usually fortnite

⁃ abby is so gentle with you and helping you through the game

⁃ "good job babe!" "show me those bike skills" "want the sniper? i know you said you like those"

⁃ however with ellie....

⁃ "BABE BABE BABE KILL HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" "FUCK HE HAS TO BE A FUCKING
BOT THERES NO WAY" "FUCK YEAH I GOT HIM TAKE THAT"

⁃ ellie putting her hands on urs on the controller when their first teaching you how to play and whenever she gets touchy <3

⁃ sitting on their laps while they play...

⁃ sleepover with them go NUTS

⁃ ellie buys SO MUCH SOUR CANDY

⁃ abby fucking HATES sour candy and you and ellie are trying to trick her into having a warhead

⁃ "no im not putting that vile shit in my mouth" "abby it's literally so sweet trust me" "no eat it it's just candy" "just try!

⁃ pouting to get ur way and she gives in (and immediately spits it out)

⁃ pouting to get ur way works with her no matter what

⁃ abby would be a personal trainer and also work somewhere in analytics

⁃ ellie would be a mechanic and livestream for a living (she acts like it's no big deal but she's gained a surprisingly large following)

⁃ reader owns a bakery that's also a flower shop and always brings in spare treats for them to have!

⁃ "guys i got doughnuts for you!"

⁃ you buy them flowers all !! the !! time !! and you assign really specific meanings to them

⁃ "so the poppy means... and the tulip with the poppy means..."

⁃ they're pretending to listen... (they are listening so intently)

⁃ them ganging up to tickle u at least once a day (you act like you despise it but in reality your devouring it)

⁃ FORCING THEM TO MAKE TIKTOKS WITH YOU

⁃ abby's texting you "Babe wdym I have to take a quiz on what aura I have." "can u just do it?"

⁃ omfg and forcing abby to get tiktok because she refused to get it for so long only for her to be on it more than you

⁃ getting into an argument with one of them is certainly something!

⁃ ur refusing to talk to ellie and ur communicating to her through abby (ellie is speaking to you directly and you are staring at abby "abby tell ellie im not speaking to her rn" and ur being DEAD serious... they're laughing their asses off

⁃ kissing abby in front of ellie to make her jealous when ur fighting

⁃ and whenever ellie and abby are fighting you straight up ignore them until they come to their senses and apologise

⁃ matching tattoos! you have a sun, abby has a moon and ellie has the stars V

⁃ uno and they both have extra cards under the table

⁃ "are you guys cheating" "OH MY GOD NO OF COURSE NOT-" "HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU A GAMES A GAME"

⁃ ellie standing up to get water and you yell at her

⁃ abby and ellie pull pranks on eachother all the time!

⁃ and you are constantly getting caught in the middle of it

⁃ and one time you contribute and both of them are arguing on who did what prank having zero clue it was you

⁃ and ur just giggling off to the side

⁃ the two would have such bad jealousy issues

⁃ like they see u GLANCE at another girl and they're dragging you home

⁃ and then they go "we aren't even jealous people! she was practically eye fucking you. that's why we left!"

⁃ like girl she had a whole bf

⁃ imagine covering them in lipstick kissed and taking a picture...

⁃ making them do the lipstick trend

⁃ OR the nail polish eye colour trend!

⁃ u having a hard day and they're RUSHING to comfort you

⁃ girls were STRESSEDDDD like ellie's holding you while abby's rushing to get the bath filled up

⁃ "stupid fucking bathtub isn't filling up!!! hurry up!!!!!" and now they're more stressed than you fo

⁃ the nicknames.

⁃ ellie's pretty basic with it. calling you babe, baby, honey, pretty girl, etc.

⁃ but with abby she likes to be unique with it. calling you princess, darling, etc.

⁃ and u reversing the nicknames on them...

⁃ talking to abby and she's helping u w something and u go "thanks princess!" then kiss her on the cheek like nothing happened

⁃ "she's like "tf??"

⁃ but with ellie she's chasing you around the house and pinning you down till you say she's daddy

⁃ how rewardina it is for them when ther see u aet allblushy and stuff

⁃ they would feel so cocky and proud of the themselves

⁃ abby sending you playlists and ellie showing you drawings

⁃ and the gifts they would get u ! like gift giving isn't their love language but they wanna spoil you

⁃ "oo i like that shirt" abby's already ordered it. in every colour.

⁃ like you sneak a peek at a bracelet and now it's ellie's job to keep you distracted while abby runs in and buys it

⁃ sleeping w a stuffy and being so tired and giving it a kiss on the cheek and bestfriend!ellie is all like

⁃ "where's mine"

⁃ she gets jealous with the amount of plushies u sleep with
"she's the typa girl to joke "hey mamas where's my kiss" after u get home from work and ur just staring at her like
with flour all over you from a failed
recipe

⁃ "no? okay sorry babe"

⁃ goodcop!abby badcop!ellie when u do something bad!

⁃ "babe.... just tell me where u hid my keys and all will be good" "ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP WOMAN..."

⁃ then they end up finding the keys under the couch

⁃ but u lowk hid them there cause you didn't want them to leave..

⁃ abby had a snapchat hey mamas phase and ellie was there to see it

⁃ AND ellie uses it as blackmail in the go

⁃ abby: "Ellie you're so dumb how could you get the directions wrong." "wanna see a magic trick."

⁃ abby backtracks so fast in hopes it'll save her from her fate (it doesn't).

⁃ "and that's the end of my magic show! thank u and goodnight "then ellie disappears because she knows abby will beat her ass

⁃ they have pictures of you in a gallery and you don't know about it

⁃ "is this me sleeping?" "gimme my fuckin phone back-" "you ain't seen NOTHING"

⁃ you would take so many pics of urself on their phones!

⁃ like at dinner and you've managed to sneak one of their phone's under the table and are taking silly selfies

⁃ and you take videos of them snatching their phones back

⁃ the screen is all black and all you can hear is rustling and the faint sound of ellie whining "babe my storageeee" and abby's just laughing

⁃ flipping them off by accident in a photo (both me and aria are victims to this)

⁃ you mean to do 🤘 or 👍 but instead do 🖕

⁃ ellie's feigning hurt and abby's laughing so hard

⁃ abby uses "🤣" and "LOL" but then ellie uses "😭" and "LMAO"

⁃ abby is so literal with her texting

⁃ She types like this. Always uses proper grammar no matter what.

⁃ and ellie... ELLEI TWXTS LIKE THIS

⁃ "babky were is tje Irnon" "ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUSLYIK PJNCTISNTILN"

⁃ ur the only person who can translate ellie's awful texting so you'll occasionally get texts from joel saying stuff like "Kiddo do you know what she was tryna say here?"

⁃ ellie is dyslexic

⁃ and a professional yapper which is why she likes streaming so much

⁃ abby fights the urge to tell her to shut the fuck up

⁃ and sometimes after like a really hard day at work all you wanna do is relax and they just let you

⁃ sending them paragraphs about how much you love them just out of the blue

⁃ ellie's like "??? ru gonna kys"

⁃ abby leaves you on read and smothers you when she's home

⁃ abby chronically leaves people on read

⁃ ellie greets you by slapping or pinching ur ass and abby greets you by giving you a kiss on the side of your face ellie also pretends to fuck you from the back whenever you bend down to pick something up

⁃ the amount of facetimes when you didn't live with them! and the amount you get when your on some sort of work trip

⁃ falling asleep on call and them taking secret screenshots and texting eachother in fear of waking you up

⁃ facetiming you on abby's macbook

⁃ abby uses apple and ellie uses a microsoft laptop

⁃ when ur on a work trip and they're harassing you to call

⁃ "i'm in a meeting" "answer facetime"

⁃ "gimme 5" "5...4...3.2.."

⁃ nobody's home except you and you burn yourself cooking

⁃ they are be RUSHINGGG home

⁃ "guys it's fine i literally barley did anything" "YOUR GONNA DIE"

⁃ "ARE TOU OKAY?!?" "i am literally fine"

⁃ omg the day they actually pay attention to work and your at home and they don’t have a lot of time for you is the day you die

⁃ "i'm in a meeting what's up" "im dynggg.... come back......... zhellipppppp....

⁃ and then you get all bratty and needy

⁃ "come home or i'm gonna fall ill' "YOURE GONNS

⁃ FALL ILL??"

⁃ sitting in abby's lap while she's working from home

⁃ <3

⁃ she's sitting on her chair and ur straddling her with ur face in her shoulder

⁃ biting her arm randomly and she's like "ow wtf?!"

⁃ " biting her for the first time and she's like "?!" girl was alarmed... "are you going feral what is up with you"

⁃ eventually she just gets used to it at some point

⁃ zero reaction to you biting her now

⁃ they go to the gym without you and send gym selfies

⁃ abby LOVESSS to flex

⁃ she'll never admit it but this girl is trying so hard to excentuate her muscles around u

⁃ throws you over her shoulder effortlessly

⁃ annoying her and going "watcha gonna do abby? kidnap me?" and she, in fact, does.

⁃ "let me go!" and she just pats ur ass

⁃ and ellie's always wearing shirts that show her arms off

⁃ making them kiss LOOOLLL

⁃ "awh i think we need a ship name now!" "SHUT UP"

⁃ forcing them to talk to eachother by ignoring them and then they have to talk to eachother on wether or not ur pissed at them or if ur just not in the mood to talk

⁃ them fighting over everything including you

⁃ but or not official with either of them and could go flirt around if u wanted

⁃ them showing up at whatever place u have a date at or something and trolling the poor girl ur out with and then angry dragging u home

⁃ they get SO possessive

⁃ ellie listens to boygenius and you had to beg abby to listen to them and now she loves them

⁃ ellie's got 21 savage, the weeknd, drake, tyler the creator, the neighborhood, chase atlantic, etc on her playlists

⁃ her and abby have similar music tastes with distinct differences

⁃ like abby listens to tyler the creator as well, chase atlantic, HOZIER, frank sinantra, frank ocean.

⁃ all of you love phoebe, mac miller, lorde and childish gambino!

⁃ and you LOVE kali uchis. ur the lalalala to their okokok

⁃ you discovered her when she released telapatia and have been obsessed ever since

⁃ both abby and ellie had a girl in red phase...

⁃ sleeping together in abby's bed bc hers is the biggest

⁃ ur favourite mornings are ones when you can't even get up and out of bed because abby's spooning you and ellie's arm is hung loosely over ur waist

⁃ your situated in the middle with abby on ur right and ellie on ur left

⁃ waking them up with breakfast!
"abby waking up to smelling some delicious food and hugging you from behind with her eyes closed and neck shoved into ur shoulder "smells s' good baby... wanted to spoil us even more after last night huh?" in their raspy morning voice

⁃ all ur in is an oversized tee and some white bow cotton panties (it's one of abby's post workout shirts)

⁃ the only dirt abby has on ellie is the amount of foul photos she has of her sleeping

⁃ ellie drools AND snores

⁃ latching on to you for dear life

⁃ ur shoving the pillow over ur ears in hopes she'll stfu

⁃ and she NEVER does

⁃ sleeping skin to skin with them :)

⁃ "take of your clothes" "why? you wanna..?" "no i just wanna feel u... is that okay?"

⁃ abby has soft skin and ellie has a bunch of random bruises and scars

⁃ abby and ellie are genuinely head over heels for u in all seriousness

⁃ even if they don't like eachother they cope with it for you!

⁃ smooching one of them really hard and like forcing the "MMMMWAH" sound

⁃ ellie has a main insta with zero posts and a spam with 827

⁃ abby has three accounts, one for gains, her main & her stalker (for ur safety obviously)

⁃ meanwhile u just have a main which u post on all the time and a private that nobody knows about for stalking

⁃ ellie shit posts "lol" and it's a photo of a rat smoking a cigarette

⁃ and those stupid memes

⁃ (image)

⁃ sent to abby cause you made a joke about her being breedable in bed 😭

⁃ nsfw!

⁃ ANGRY MAKEUP SEX.

⁃ ellie kisses ur tummy before she eats it

⁃ and abby puts her forearm on ur lower stomach and applies pressure

⁃ abby calls u good girl

⁃ abby comforting you when ellie's going just a little bit too aggressively and manhandling you

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bloodsucker chapter 1: intro

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word count: 3k

content warning: drug/alcohol usage, light sexual content

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i kicked my foot continuously  into the door. the overfilled tote on my shoulder started slipping down to my hand that held another tote. “coming!” is faintly heard through the door, before the latch begins clanking on the other side; revealing sasha. 

“take any longer?” i tiffed, before stumbling my wide load through the doorway.

“sorry! con was being soo loud,” she replied, smacking the remaining food in her mouth. 

i laughed through my nose, unloading the food onto the counter top. it was my second year at sina university, and sasha and i decided to room together. and some other girl.. hitch i think? neither of us have even met her, and she was supposed to be here last week. sasha starts filling through the bags. i think she’s helping at first, but i realize she's searching for food. “if you keep eating like this, you’re gonna be paying for two thirds of the grocery bills,” i warn her. all of our friends know how big her appetite is; but now i’ll have to deal with it firsthand. 

“such a buzzkill, i'm starving from all this decorating!” she sighs. 

“dude what the fuck, you hung up a single lesbian pride flag?” i motion toward her open room door. i spot connie; completely manspread on her stripped mattress, playing fortnite on the console. “exactly, that took me a solid hour. i kept hammering the nails off center,” sasha replied. 

“you used NAILS, this is a dorm!” i pushed her shoulder lightly. 

behind us, the front door squeaked open. both our heads shoot over, revealing a girl with short blonde hair walking though. she carried more bags than i was just a minute ago. there seemed to be luggage strapped to every part of her body. she began to set a few down while speaking, “i’m hitch!”

“we were wondering when you were gonna show up!” sasha exclaims, her voice 10 pitches higher than before. i turn my heard towards the floor to hide my chuckle; always getting overly excited when she meets new people. “my flight got delayed, it was a whole thing,” her tone changed to defensive in the blink of an eye. “wheres my room at?” she inquires. 

sasha and i both lift our arms, pointing to the left of us. first come, first serve, she got the smallest room with no windows. she walks over to her room, hauling a few of the bags she carried in. “damn, i was hoping she wouldn't show. whole place to ourselves would’ve been so nice.” sasha speaks lowly into my ear. 

“right.. free guest room,” i whisper back. my attention is turned back toward our groceries. “i can’t believe classes start tomorrow, i don’t wanna go,” i complain to sasha while separating the colds from pantry foods. “i know, but at least we’ll have reiner’s party to go to!” 

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hitch stayed in her dorm for the remainder of the night, her luggage stayed by the doorway. luckily, i only had two classes today: brit lit and calculus. halfway to my class, i spot a familiar blonde. “ARMIN SHMARMIN,” i direct my shout in front of me. armin turns his head, and so do the few around us, shooting me dirty looks. i giggle and walk up to armin, who has now stopped walking, his head facing the pavement below. “don't be so loud!” he tells me, pink covering his cheeks.

“sorry, sorry,” i laugh, “what class are you going to?” 

“organic chem with hange, you?” armin was a marine biology major, and was always taking the hardest courses he wasn’t required to take. “brit lit, but i’m taking ackerman again. i was too late and everything else was full,” i huff out a response. 

“come on, he’s not that bad,” he tried to persuade me. always seeing the bright side of things. armin drifts off from my side, saying we had reached his classroom. i say my goodbyes, and continue the familiar walk to the classroom. ackerman was famous around campus for two reasons. his heights, if you know what i mean, and his extremely strict and aggravating policies. opening the door to the room, the powerful scent of lysol pricks at my nose. i scrunch my face up, and look around for a seat. perfect, i think, spotting a few empty seats in the back. 

taking my seat, i glance out the windows, looking down on the courtyard. the main reason i chose sina was for the view; great pine trees filled the center of the quad. the sycamore’s had already started changing colors to burnt yellows and oranges. i turn my attention away from them to the shuffling next to me. a tall boy sits down; face pale and drawn, dark purple sitting under his green eyes. i work my eyes down his body; his tattooed arms are exposed. something that looks like a centipede wraps and twists around his right arm. his shirt sleeve on his upper arm covers it, but it looks like it extends to his back. silver rings adorn his fingers. he pays me no attention; and none to ackerman when he finally starts his lecture.

“you can read the syllabus online after class,” he begins, “today were starting with the anglo saxons.” ackermans' voice becomes distant in my mind. i’m suddenly hyper aware of my body with the boy sitting so close to me. can he hear me breathe? fuck, my posture, my double chin is def showing; i care like he’s actually looking at me. time hangs in the air for the duration of class; i can’t help but sneak glances to my left. my eyes act on their own; as if drawn to him. fuck, my whole body was drawn to him. it was an unexplainable feeling; but i couldn’t help feeling addicted to him. 

i didn’t even realize ackerman was done with his lecture until raucous shuffling could be heard around the classroom, and i noticed students taking their leave. as i unsteadily got up from my chair, a phone is jabbed into my torso, “your number,” comes from the voice next to me. “in case i need it,” his voice is husky, like he hasn’t slept in ages. his tone is bored, like asking was a chore.

“yeah in case,” i tease him, but my tone elicits no response from him. who was he to make demands anyway?  jotting in my number, he takes his phone back, reading my name. “y/n…” his voice was smoother this time, more intoxicating. i finally made eye contact with him as he looked up from his phone. 

“eren,” face still void of emotion as he introduced himself. my eyes widen a bit, and i turn to hastily make my way out of the class. could it be? i didn’t think he was ever gonna come back. the name was one i heard sparingly. my friends didn’t really bring him up anymore; their eyes were somber everytime they did. he dropped out of sina the year i started; just totally disappeared apparently. my mind was running through so many thoughts. i didn’t imagine him to be so gruff? even with the few memories they shared, eren seemed like a light in their lives. but the person i just met... he was dull; life was lackluster for him. what happened? 

in the courtyard just outside of the dorms, the skin on my back began to crawl, and my brain forced my neck to turn. nothing is out of the ordinary, just other students passing me as i continue my walk to the dorms. but the feeling of eyes intently watching me doesn’t go away. 

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back in the privacy of my own room, i start to unpack the remaining boxes. it still remains barren and the air is stale from being empty all summer. ‘beware’ by deftones is playing loudly, but i turn my attention toward the door when i hear the volume drop. “wear this tonight;” sasha throws a black dress my way, removing her other hand from the stereo. i grab it, unfolding the crumbled heap she threw it in. the lace trim makes it more my style. 

“i guess it’ll work, i just don’t know how siked i am about going.” parties have never really been my favorite; too many loud people in one place. sasha never understood, she made friends everywhere she went. it was easy for her. “you never want to but you come anyway,” sasha rolls her eyes lightly, “it is the first party of the year.” 

“yeah, yeah, i know.”  rolled my eyes back. “should we invite hitch?” sasha’s question hangs in the air. hitch seemed a little off kilter. or maybe she just didn’t like us much; but it would give us an opportunity to bond. “sure, as long as you ask and not me.”

“okay i will, if we even get a chance to see her leave her room tonight,” she nipped the last comment in. the obsessive thoughts of eren were persistent and nagging ever since class ended. an itch i couldn’t reach. before i could process my thoughts, “why did eren leave sina?” left my mouth. 

“eren?” sasha asked, a furrowed look on her brows. “is he back?” even more confusion clouded her face. i replied with an affirmative, and she leaned into the wall behind her. “honestly, none of us really even know. he just left after first year. the confusion was wiped from her face and she just looked sad. “he didn’t even tell mikasa and armin, it was so fucked.”

“i can’t believe he didn’t tell anyone he was coming back though. well, i can but still.” sasha pushed herself from the wall, going to the bed to fiddle with the dress; nervous habit. “so you have no idea why he left in the first place,” i couldn’t help but probe for more information. everything i learned confused me more. “nothing concrete, but we figured it might’ve been because of jean and historia,” she name dropped. hearing all three names in one sentence definitely threw me for a loop. jean was one of my closest friends. and historia? a rabid sorority bitch most of us tried to avoid at all costs. i didn’t even realize she KNEW jean. 

i was about to push the topic even further, but sasha was quick to change the conversation, “speaking of jean he said he was gonna pick us up at like 10ish.” sasha made her way back to the open door, and i followed her into the living room. for the first time since yesterday, hitch was out of her room. 

looking over to sasha, i popped my eyes open wide to signal her, “hey hitch, there’s a party at our friends frat do you wanna come with our group?” 

hitch looked up from her meal prep in the kitchen, “are you talking about reiner’s party?” she asked. “i’m actually gonna go with some girls i met in class today.” she left her room today?!  i can’t say i was bummed by her answer. she leaned her arms on the kitchen island, unlocking her phone to scroll on her phone. sasha and i exchanged a look, “conversation over, i guess,”  we hid the smiles that peeked through.  

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connie takes his eighth hit of the night, and we’re still parked outside of the house. “don’t be so greedy,” jean says, ripping the blunt away from connie and taking another hit of his own. “i paid for it,” connie rolls his eyes, “ i’ll see you in there though.” he jets out of the car, and sasha is quick to do the same. “meet me in the basement!” she exclaims, pecking me on the cheek.

jean and i remain in the car, waiting for the weed kick in. i can’t be around that many people at once otherwise. “i didn’t know you knew historia,” i pop the question out of nowhere. he shoots me a weird look from the drivers seat, “everyone knows her y/n.. where’d you even hear that?”

“eh, the grapevine,” i laugh out, bringing my face to rest on the back of his seat. “good to go in?” he asks sincerely. i nod, and he opens his door before coming to my side and opening mine. 

the music was already giving me a headache just from the front lawn. it vibrated through my skull, making my steps stutter. “move it, mamma,” jean said, slapping my ass as he walked up behind me. i whipped around to push on his chest, “i told you not to call me that, its fucking weird,” i laughed at him. jean and i were friends, but i’d be lying if i said we’ve never fucked. there’s no feelings; it’s always been about opportunity. 

once we walked in, he parted a way through the sweaty bodies. “can you get me a drink,” i yelled into his ear, on my tiptoes to get as close as possible. he made his way over to the kitchen to pour a shot, while i surveyed the room. i spotted hitch’s short hair, and next to her was another familiar blonde. historia. my mood would’ve been soured if there wasn’t a drink coming my way. “your beverage, my lady,” jean handed me my cup with a low bow.

“ah, thank you my liege,” i said before chugging half of the drink. jean took a few sips from his own, before placing his hand on my shoulder and leading me into the next room; reiner’s basement. 

he supposedly only let ‘close friends’ in, but i’ve never seen less than thirty people in it. but it’s sufficiently less crowded from the rest of the house, so i couldn’t complain. descending the steps, i see my friends grouped together on the couches. reiner, standing at the forefront with ymir and bertholdt close by, sasha on connie's lap, and mikasa with oh my god. eren. eren was here too.

our eyes quickly locked contact, but i diverted mine quickly. it felt wrong to look at him. next to him, mikasa shot up her hand in a short wave, before turning her attention back to him. with nothing to occupy me, reiner closed the space between us, crushing me with a hug, “i haven’t seen you in forever y/n!” he muffled into my neck. i literally saw him last week getting coffee, but he was just like that. can’t believe i really dated him. 

reiner tended to ramble a bit, so i turned my attention away from him, and onto bertholdt. “hey bert!” i exclaimed. i was genuinely happy to see him, we got close after reiner and i broke up; he’s like my little brother. reiner started spending less time with our group after making the football team and joining a frat; but bert was always by his side. 

over on the couch, sasha makes a motion to call me over with her arms. i grab jean’s wrist and drag him over, careful to avoid eren and the other drunk bodies that fill the space of the basement. “told you the dress would look good on you,” she smirks over at me. 

“yeah, my stylist never misses,” i giggle back, and poke connie’s cheek. “not gonna say hi to me con?” i direct towards him, taunting him. sasha answers for him, “he's a little greened out right now,” as she places her hand on his jaw and wiggles around his face. both of us cackle at his eyes looking into another dimension. i look towards ymir, who sparks up her bong. jean calls her over, asking for a hit.

the bong gets passed around our group, and the voices around me are less suffocating after a few more hits. ymir always has the best stuff. i curl my legs into jeans open legs, putting my hands around his torso. “ymirr i saw your girlfriend upstairs,” i tease over at her. 

she gives me a snide look, “what girlfriend,” she asks. i can see the gleam in her eyes she tries to hide, you know exactly who i’m talking about. who would’ve thought; the plug and the princess hooking up. 

“heard you got ackerman for english again,” jean steals my attention back. the muffled voices around me tell me everyone is in their own conversation. the world around me blurs, except for jean. “ugh yeah, at least i know what to expect from him,” i continue, “i heard you might be fratting it up with reiner this year,” while poking at his chest. 

jean’s face gets a bit red; from alcohol or blushing, i’m not sure. “eh maybe, but that’s really just what reiner thinks,” he explains, lightly tracing my thigh with his hand. ‘yeah..” i trail off, bringing my hand up to grasp his neck. he brings his face down, locking lips with mine. the feeling is good; familiar, but there’s no fireworks. there never has been. 

i adjust my hips to fit fully on his lap now, he slips his tongue into my mouth. i feel his hands go under the hem of my dress, now tracing my ass. ew bet we look like a hallway couple,  i huff out a small laugh at the thought. i’m shaken to reality when a bitter scoff that breaks through the barrier of muffles. opening my eyes, eren is shaking his head, a look of disgust on his face. a pit forms in my stomach, why do i even care what he thinks? i ask myself, but my mood is ruined. 

jean stops kissing me, and i’m able to turn my head completely and watch eren briskly move towards the door leading to the stairs. jeans grip on my body tightens as eren disappears.  even after he’s gone, i keep my eyes trained to the spot he was last in. 

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a/n: honestly i don’t really like this chapter but the next ones are better i promise! 

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[jovialnachofire]

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Pairings : Jeno x male reader

Warning : Sex, smut, gay sex, musk kink, oral.

Genre : Smut

Summary: Male reader is a spoiled rich son of his father and his father was looking for a cleaner for the pool. When the cleaner came, everything shot up.

Notes : This was requested! And sorry if it wasn't what you wanted, I tried my best to make it as detailed as possible!

"Come on--! Stupid fuck..." You cursed into the microphone attached to your headphones while you played Fortnite. You had nothing better to do then play a game that was a bit underrated yet overrated.

Your ears rung from the game sounds and boy did it feel amazing but painful but, you continued playing the game till sadly, you died.

That didn't stop you from playing another round though. You played and played till your fingers broke off. Not untill a guard came into your room, opening the door so he wouldn't disturb you. "Hello, sir, your father wanted you to meet him in the living room to meet someone who will be cleaning here." They said , making you scrunch up your nose.

Once you were in the living room, your body froze. The man who was in front of you was so attractive you couldn't help but curl your lips into a small smirk. "He's cleaning?" You asked while leaning into your dad's ear "Yep! Please be kind to him, he was a picky one" Your dad said before bowing to the male, making the male bow down as a sign of respect.

Once your dad had left, you and the male was left alone in the room. The male turned to you and smiled widely "Hello! I'm Jeno, your pool cleaner!" He said in a excited tone. His voice was low and husky which sent shivers down your spine.

All you could do was nod "I'm y/n! Nice to meet you." You said in a soft tone in attempt not to scare him off which seemed to work because, he smiled even wider. Jeno wore a navy blue sleeveless shirt with some black shorts which gave you the opportunity to stare at his beautiful biceps and legs. He was muscular and his face matched his body which made him even more attractive.

His eyes looked like the galaxy and stars and you couldn't stop staring at them. Jeno noticed how you were staring but didn't say anything about it to save his job. Jeno leaned down to pick up his bag and left to the poolside to clean it up, leaving you dumbfounded and slow.

Outside, you watched Jeno clean the pool, mainly watching his legs and thighs, he's so handsome and pretty, you couldn't stop staring. His arm flexed and boy did that send you up to the stars. Jeno glanced at your eyes and smirked, enjoying the pleasure of you staring.

Jeno decided to be a little tease and raise his shorts up to show his legs more. You gulped, eyes locking with his legs. You felt your pants get tighter and tight around your legs, which meant that you were rock hard for him.

Jeno smirked, noticing the bulge in your pants. Finally that he did his job, Jeno raised up to stretch his arms, showing his abs and arms more. His arms were veiny and pale which made you instantly hard and leaky. "Hm? What's wrong? Is there something on my body?" He asked you, smirking before walking towards you "If so, take it off for me please.." he said in a deep tone.

You looked up at him with lustful eyes before placing your palm on his crotch "There's something here.." you said, smirking. Jeno looked down at you with a small smirk on his face "Mind taking it off for me?" He asked and you knew what he meant.

Groans and grunts were heard as you bobbed your head harder on his big cock that was in your tiny mouth, his musk was strong yet you enjoyed it. His smell sent you everywhere, to heaven and space. He smelled so nice. You kept on bobbing your head as he placed his hand on the back of your head, staring down at you.

That's the pool boy.