#bird conspiracy

[mywastelandperfection]

Pigeon is calling...

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 98

So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 

 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 

 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 

 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 

 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out. 

[kirnet]

Now, that look like something my old auntie taught us how to make when I was a tyke. Some folks call them bird traps. Old auntie told us they were devil nets. You put them around the bed, catch the devil before he get too close... I always just though it was something for children to do. Keep them busy. Tell them stories why they're tying sticks together.

[crows-before-bros]

Not good quality but caught some crows attacking some ravens. So literally a Murder vs a Conspiracy.

[chess-blackmyre]

Let’s be really even after the freeway chase in The Dark Knight Harvey is noooot beating those Batman allegations.

“Oh, Batman killed Harvey Dent? The famously non-lethal Does Not Kill People Batman? Who hasn’t been seen at all since Harvey Dent died? That Batman?”

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Wings of the Guard

Within the city walls, Adriana's falcons hunt vermin of all kinds.

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[emzii-hi]

My little theory rant

Okay so today I got caught up in some of Tubbo's streams in specific the one on him questioning the one and only "Enjoy the island" Curcurcho. First, I want to say that boy was that highly entertaining to watch like omg Tubbo was killing it.

But from that whole thing we got really useful information on some bits of the lore and shit that goes on in the island. So here are the points that i found the most interesting

FOREVER

like firstly we know that Forever won the election and is given tasks to do in his presidential reign. I personally full on thought he worked with the Federation but he's more like a sub section in the way a towns major or representative might be in a province or state. And Cucurcho basically was like yeah, he's the pres of the island basically but so far, he doesn't have any actual big pres power. Oher than a bit that was given to him by the feds.

WALL AND FED BUILDING

Tubbo then beings to ask about the buildings such as the wall, which until know all we know it was to separate the first people who arrived at the island and that they pushed a red button which left to the destruction of a bit of said wall and the later introduction of the eggs. And the recent random build was built were all build by the qsmp feds. Who in the feds built and for what reason was classified information. (kinda saw that coming as a secret)

Eggs

Now the honestly the most intresting part of the convo was the subject of the eggs. Our dear tubbo asked so many of the right questions. Like if the eggs hatch which honestly in the long game i hope they do because of the headcannon/cannon lore on the eggs looking like the parents being more accurate after hatching. And he touch on the fact of there being more eggs which if you haven't seen Quackity's and Celbits pov we can definitely say there are more eggs.

Though on Quackity's pov it shows more of either the eggs being recreated in a lab and are trying to be replicated. (The egg we see in quackity's pov was A1 who was doing some sort of test and failed.) Or maybe each time a egg fully dies they are revived and have their memory wiped and gets tested again for other reasons. Which is possible cause ElQuackity came back with no recollection of the eggs and most events of the island. With that being said we know for sure that the qsmp febs have something weird to do with the eggs in general and that Quackity also had some to do with the qsmp feds as he was the one who invited everyone to said island.

We also know that just like the first few eggs that appeared to the first few players that arrived in the island were found in a adoption centre just like the one that cellbit found with the hidden room and the book. Could that be why after richas and pomme kinda just appeared to the other parents after awhile? was it that they learned from their mistake? Who knows all we know is that there are definitely more eggs that was first thought and possibly a more secret adoption centres. (This could also maybe tie in the fact that the codes are trying to kill eggs and now trying to be them.)

Juanaflippa is the only egg to be revied throughout the whole smp. Now when tubbo asked about this whole ordeal on getting eggs lives back, Cucurcho first was like that's classified but the was saying no which could be their way of confusing and avoiding the whole question as a whole. This obviously could just be them confused on the question but its still iffy.

Again the whole thing was super interesting.

The Federation

The Federation it self was a crazy clue in its self. Tubbo compared the whole this to the stranger thing for those who don't know Stranger things there is this lab where they experimented on children such. And Cucurcho being all the island is perfect and Tubbo was like agreeing for the most part. Leading to this.

We know that the qsmp Feds what them to enjoy the island but we aren't entirely sure why. This was super interesting to me in the sense of double meaning like yes the island is "perfect" for players and for the most part they are content but there is a whole theory that the reason that they gave them eggs was to distract them but from what? I think its like a whole simulation backroom idea. That the true enjoyers of the island is actually qsmp feds as they have ways to test and recreate certain things and certain people. Again possibly tying the blue bird theory of Jaiden being a escaped backroom project that was later brought back by Quackity's request.

Tubbo again asked a great question that i never really have thought of and I don't see most people wonder this. Do these Cucurcho's have free will. This was question bit was weird back and forth momment of yes they kinda of do have free will to a weird I am a employee of the Federation moment. I would say that for the most part they do have free will in the sense they can walk around and talk with people but have maybe a signal que of other Fed workers looking at them closely to make sure they don't step out of line and do their required tasked kinda of like it you ere told to do something at gun point. I honestly don't know.

They the whole might there be other island.

Its in the name itself. The Federation Census Bureau. The word Bureau itself means a office or department of for transacting a particular action or a government office. Obviously in the context of the book it was used in singularity and not plurality to identify more but it still slightly concerning cause a Bureau it self is a of agreed divided specialties. So it would make sense is that Quisadilla Island to not be the only one in a large network. Again Tubbo be asking the right questions. Also the fact that Cucurcho's answer to Tuboo being like on the idea of more then one island was saying classified was amazing cause it makes it even more believable that there is more island as one island in singularities existence does not need to classified

IN CONCLUSION!! Tubbo was crazy in getting the most general answers and vague questions that allowed us to get at least and idean of wtf is going on with feds and the island. And im sorry for going on this whole rant but i had to get this off my chest so yeah. That whole bit was wild and really had me being like wtf moments

HERES THE LINK TO THE VIDEO OF TUBBO'S DECTIVE MOMENT

(1) Tubbo Asks Cucurucho All The Lore Questions He Could Think OF! QSMP - YouTube

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Wait, birds aren’t real is a real conspiracy theory?

I thought it was from Night Vale..?

(Everyday I learn things I wish I hadn’t)

nope, it's a conspiracy theory, and like all of those someone has managed to blame it on (((my people))) bc gd likes to torture me I guess

[o-kurwa]

[tiredhawks]

Hawks hate pages would make up the most obscure shit to get mad at him for. Allegations go around that he steals public property and and people are like oh shit? Source? And the source is a video of him crouching in a park and pocketing some very pretty rocks he found.

[mywastelandperfection]

I fucking knew It 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[harmcityherald]

[patchypines]

Here's a detective Mothman character of mine- his name is Detective Locke Santiano, I just call him Locke. He works with Homicide and missing persons and winds up bumping into a handful of @crypticpuzzlebox 's characters. I initially made him quickly for a little spin-off thing where he would pop into a scene with his Bigfoot partner in crime who works with him to ask questions about a missing person and leave the scene but I kinda fell in love with him and now heavily ship him with my friend's silly Conspiracy theorist character Harlo.

[existennialmemes]

If your Conspiracy Theory doesn't involve the

Large Hadron Collider

then sorry, but I'm just not interested

[thedawningofthehour]

Hey there! Xever and Bradford were always two of my favorite 2k12 characters, so if you Don't mind me asking, what are their roles in doth?

Well right now they're kind of just basic henchmen. Xever less so, because of the whole...not having legs, you know. They basically agreed to 'being Draxum's bitches' in exchange for Gale working on Xever.

Personality-wise, I think Bradford's pretty much the same? Xever is kind of like Tigerclaw in that he's still 100% an asshat, but I'm portraying him a bit nicer because we're only seeing his interactions with Galois. Who is a whole-ass child and is helping him walk to boot, so Xever isn't going to be a dick to him for the sake of being a dick. I do like touching on all the horrific ramifications of mutation in this fic-isolation from your family and friends, being suddenly too big or too small for a lot of shit, not having thumbs anymore. (Repo would realistically have a very difficult time doing pretty much anything with his hands like that) For Xever, he was literally banished underwater. He can't talk to anyone, can't use a screen or read a book, can't even eat normally. He could lift his head out of the water a little bit and listen to someone talk at him, but that was about it. For someone with full human cognition, that kind of boredom would be like torture.

So Galois comes in and gives him some of his life back. It's not perfect but fuck, he doesn't actively wish for death anymore. He knows this is an exchange and Draxum expects something in return, but he's still grateful for what he's got. It's not like with 2012 Stockman where everyone just fucking hated him.

Also it's Gale. He's adorable and the master of making hardened adults get emotionally attached to him without their consent.

As far as their overall role in the main plotline...I mean, we'll have to see, won't we?

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Messenger Jays

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