#biteable

[oxylli]

Repost because I PUT MY BOY ON VOGUE‼️

Drawing on your phone is NOT for the weak. My fingers are still sore. Hope my few loyal dozen followers enjoy this one tho 🙏🙏

[eindersein]

This is real

[transchesters]

hey. look at him. look at him.

[emotoangel]

I hope dnp have come on tumblr for even 30 seconds this evening and seen quite how feral everyone has gone over this 10 second video of Phil looking cute in Dan’s clothes and Dan looking hot as fuck in phil’s clothes bc maybe it will encourage them to do it again <3

[littleplantfreak]

i blame my period for making me have nasty thoughts

[cobalt-sugar-punch]

I really like that the creature is kind of soft on the edges, that he's got a bit of squish

it's mostly noticeable as like under-chin softness

and then when he stands real straight

he looks so good

[we-could-call-it-love]

[benadryllvrr]

I wanna sink my teeth into him! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[marvelsgirl616]

if guys don't want me to bite their biceps/arms...then they need to stop showing them off. smh, it's not my fault for wanting to bite you, when you're flaunting them around and looking all tasty when you flex them....🤷‍♀️

[fernandopiastri28]

THAT DAMN NECK

[dickfromagirlwithautism]

new toy :)

[gyuswhore]

haunting his dreams so i can condition him to fall in love with me at first sight

[c28hunter]

man what the fuck I dropped the dog into a glass of water

I'm not sure if your pup can swim

[sentient-stove]

heya, I drew a reference sheet type thing on my art account based on a little thing I read that you wrote about Dryad Leo and I thought I'd let you know because now I'm literally about to write a fanfic on dryad Leo the brainrot is real lol. Anyways feel free to ignore <3 [I love your writing and au's btw]

You,,, you drew art because of something I wrote,,,, you like my aus???? 🥺👉👈

I’ve always headcanoned Leo and the Valdez family to be a little dryad-ish (specifically since we never know about who Sammy Valdez dates post Hazel, I like to think he found one of the og dryads (specifically Pomegranate) and had a few kids with her before she moved on and whatnot since pomegranates thrive in desert like conditions such as Texas and southern Utah)

I will say that for the au you’re mentioning, Leo isn’t quite a dryad, but due to his godly parent and the circumstances around her own upbringing, he’s got a lot more of those dryad traits than a normal demigod would have. Definitely got a few all dryad Leo wips sitting around somewhere since I have about 60/70 active pjo aus in my private discord server T^T

But yell heah! Go write dryad Leo! I’d love to see more if you do- it’s such a fun concept and your art is so crunchy:D

[random-xpressions]

I pray someone comes along your way that ensures to turn your lips sore every day...

Random Xpressions

[goobtacular]

I'm rating Marvel movies based on how biteable they are. I've done my best to estimate equivalent foods for each example for those who sadly do not feel the urge to bite these fine fellows.

Iron Man 1 9/10: This is an incredibly biteable movie. I want to bite the movie, I want to bite the characters, and I want to bite the suits. There are few Marvel movies that compare to the breadth of bitability this film provides. I would bite, individually, every single thing that appears on screen, admittedly some on principle alone. This era of Marvel is rife with competition, yet it comes out on top.

Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, 10/10: Stupendously biteable. He's at his most biteable during captivity but always looks ready to nibble. He's your childhood. He's homemade cookies after school. Bitability index is boosted because of nostalgia, but compensating for bias is still at least an 8/10

James Rhodes 8/10: A crispy man if there ever was one. There is minimal variation in his bitability index throughout the film. This iteration of Rhodes gives off chip vibes.

Mark 1 Suit 7/10: A satisfying crunch. The Mark 1 is a carrot, crunchy and tasty, with a bit of juice. In terms of solid, dependable biting experiences, there are few better than the Mark 1.

Harold "Happy" Hogan 6/10: There's something off about Happy. He's a crisp, refreshing apple, but he gets stuck between your teeth, and you accidentally bite one of the seeds. Actual bite feel would likely be high, but taste brings down the score.

Mark 7 Suit 6/10: Gooey chocolate. The actual bite feel is low; it's too flimsy for a good crunch, but it gushes nicely, and taste always boosts the score.

Agent Phil Coulson 5/10: Coulson is not very biteable, in a good way. He brings the feel of the later movies to the early ones, like food that's been washed. The seasonings are gone, but so is the dirt. I feel no urge to bite Coulson, but out of affection, I must.

Obadiah Stane, aka Iron Monger 5/10: Would bite only on principle for much of the movie. During the opening scenes, I almost wouldn't bite, but as the movie progresses, he gets more biteable, peaking inside his suit—the human equivalent of plain bread.

Pepper Pots 2/10: Gets the award for least biteable character. She seems almost stale, like old pita bread that's been left out for too long. Or perhaps a wet marshmallow. This changes in later films.