#blitzø? i think i would get adopted

[dark-r0ss]

Could you do head cannons about the reader having Lucifer and Alastor as dads? i personally think they would be fighting like all the time and I would like to know what you think :)

Ok this is actually really interesting, Lucifer And Alastor as dads?

Also, please give me suggestions on what to write next I have no idea what to do

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism, mentions of murder, y/n not used, death, angst

It started with Lucifer adopting you and Alastor just kind of acted like a dad, your reaction was ‘Oh yeah, I’ve got two dads now’

If one of them (Lucifer) cooks you something for breakfast then the other will make you something for dinner, although personally I probably wouldn’t trust anything alastor cooks, he is still a cannibal.

They would constantly being trying to one up each other, for example on your birthday. One time Lucifer had made you a plushie of your favourite animal and later that day Alastor gave you a plushie that was almost half as tall as you.

There would be petty little fights and constant arguments, you and Charlie would just be stood of to the side- wondering what this arguments about.

These two would be insanely protective. Oh, that boy over there made you cry? He goes missing the next day, his corpse is never found.

They wouldn’t be yandere level protective though, you would be aloud to go anywhere you want, just have someone with you so your safe.

If you and Charlie ever asked to go to the human world they would definitely be hesitant but they can’t say no to the two of you (you have blitzø as a bodyguard the entire time)

Lucifer would definitely almost cry once you move out and get a new house- he would break into your house come visit you every few days.

You were there when everyone was fighting against the exorcists; you had seen pentious (the snake boi) go into his shop and you had decided to follow him, to help of cause.

When Adam destroyed the ship you were still inside.

No one had known that you joined in the fight (except for Charlie) so when Charlie realised you were dead she was devastated.

Lucifer didn’t find out until his next visit to your house. And Alastor? He found out from Charlie.

Damn this turned dark 😅 have fun with this angst I guess

[navajja]

Personally I have a lot of options about Stoliz relationships, and I don't enjoy how they treat eachother, so here are some Stolas and Stoliz redesign and facts just to make myself happy, completely self indulgent.

Cracgking fingers* WElLL

In this idea Stolas is slightly older than Blitzø because of some magic thing he did to learn ages worth of information, they meet at the same age but when they see eachothers again Stolas is slightly older, maybe around ten years.

Stolas marriage with Stela is very complicated (i blame my friend for this idea) it is common behavior in the Goetia family to marry for convenience and HATE their spouses, they all talk shit about each other and laugh at their spouses expenses, it is what is normal for them and it is the way they have fun, everyone is used to this marriage social construct, but Stolas is the weird one of the bunch.

He tried really hard to have a happy marriage and he never truly understood why Stela humiliated him in family gatherings, and it only made it worse when he felt genuinely offended by his words because he was taking the fun out of their marriage. Stolas has a hard time understanding this. Goetia family DOES NOT GET DIVORCES that are considered a failure, u can hate ur spouse all u want but Divorce is a big NO.

Octavia, is actually 20 years old and she wants to be independent, but Stolas is an overprotective parent, he thinks he is staying married for her sake, but it is actually because he is afraid of what people would say. Octavia moved out of the palace but she is actually living in the garden in a smaller part of the castle (just a nepo baby thinking she is independent) Stolas actually cried for that. He is an overprotective parent, but his kid is not a kid anymore and she doesn't need them, he should be looking for his own happiness and all of this is driving him to a mid life crisis (he is 40 and Goetia lives to +250 years, but he feels old)

One night Blitzo shows up with the intention of stealing Stolas book. They end up getting drunk in stolas room talking about everything, it is the first night they enjoy in a long time. All of the alcohol and happiness ends up in the having great sex, and it is not part of the deal they made for the book, the deal is about Blitzo visiting Stolas when he needs his book, he is free to leave right away if he wants but hey genuinely enjoy eachothers company and the fuckin is just a fun little extra. They don't label their relationship, they got issues.

Stella never finds out about Stolas actively cheating on her, she knows something is wrong but can't figure out what, especially because she doesn't believe Stolas is capable of cheating on her with the lower class.

Blitzo is the same idiot we know, but he doesn't act like he hates stolas, but words are hard for him so they never truly talk or say that there feelings are very real. He has low self-esteem, he believes strongly that he doesn't deserve been liked by Stolas and he feels like he is taking advantage every time they are together, he keeps himself for saying those things because he is in love and he takes what he can until Stolas gets tired of him

Blitzo's business idea came up because he needed something substantial he could leave for Loona. If someone ever happens to him he knows Mox and Millie would keep her company but he needs to be sure she will have a future of he is not around.

He adopted her at age 13, she was on high alert all the time but soon enough she was Blitzo precious little girl, but she is 15 now and she is a menace to the world, the teenager rebellion hit her hard, and Blitzo doesn't have anyone to ask for parenting advices, his only ideas are for trying to do the contrary his father did to him, so Loona is spoiled considering Blitzø financial reality.

All i have so far, sorry about it, muak.

[yanderes-galore]

This is sort of a collab between me and @okchijt as we were discussing this on Discord while I was writing this. I'm in a watch party with them to watch Helluva Boss so... Here's some self indulgence about Blitzø :) Pacing is a bit everywhere due to our conversation process. Here's the pure brainrot!

Please Read Trigger Warnings For Mature Themes, The moment you click Read More you have consented to seeing this content.

Yandere! Blitzø Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Clingy behavior, Manipulation, Gaslighting/Blackmail, Trauma, Overprotective/Possessive behavior, Fear of attachment/vulnerability, Enabling behavior, Jealousy, Delusional behavior, Mentions of Death, Paranoia, Poor mental health, Swearing, Mature content, Secret picture taking, Violence/Murder, Forced date, Blood, Threats, Guilt-tripping, Mentions of intimacy/Sexual content but nothing too graphic, Intoxication, Forced/Dubious relationship.

Word Count: 1446 words.

Blitz is an obsessive stalker yandere who is fiercely protective/controlling of his obsession.

The moment you leave his sight, Blitz has a tendency to panic.

He needs to know where you are and only trusts a select few people with you.

Said people are Loona, Millie, and Moxxie.

This is most likely an AU after Stolas and Blitz "break up".

In that case, Blitz may not trust Stolas around you.

Speaking of Stolas, said Owl Prince may be jealous and condescending towards you due to Blitz trying to be with you.

I'm going to be honest, Blitz would be a mess as a yandere.

His whole life he's wanted that domestic sort of life with his obsession.

He craves connection, even if he originally tries to push you away.

But if you manage to stay despite what he says... then you have a clingy Imp on your hands.

He's known you for awhile, be that as one of his employees or a close friend who sticks around despite what he says.

The obsession probably starts in this concept with you comforting him about Stolas.

He's scared to let you in at first, not wanting to look vulnerable.

However, push hard enough and be there for him?

Well now he can't let you go.

Like... LITERALLY.

Blitz is surprisingly affectionate towards you once he's attached, both verbally and physically.

Blitz would want his obsession to get along with Loona, his adopted daughter.

Speaking of which, Loona may be a subtle manipulator or step in if you decide to neglect to turn on Blitz.

Especially if it benefits her.

Moxxie would be concerned for the relationship between you two.

He may try to speak up about it, but the others would shut him down.

Which would cause him to just... stay quiet despite your feelings.

Although, Millie would enable everything, thinking the bond you have is cute.

When Blitz turns obsessive, Moxxie may be your only ally.

Moxxie tries to ease your worries, he genuinely wants to find a way to help both you and Blitz.

However... Blitz would be so UPSET if he saw you so close to Moxxie.

He has a fear of losing you, while he knows Moxxie won't steal you from him... he hates you being close with others.

As a result, Blitz may isolate you socially... or insert himself into everything you do with others.

For example, if you were clubbing... he's coming to.

Anywhere you go, he'll be there... be it out of sight or right by your side.

He's so obsessive with the idea of a "healthy" relationship, he completely forgets the fact he is actively messing up the only somewhat normal relationship he has again... since you've been with him through nearly everything already, he's blind to his actions.

What doesn't help is no one but Moxxie points out the issues.

Definitely bans any sort of mention of Stolas in I.M.P.

He doesn't want you or anyone bringing up his past relationships as he wants to move on with his new beloved.

He genuinely thinks you're his perfect match and refuses to hear anyone else out on it.

Blitz is normally really clingy and hard to get rid of, so he usually doesn't need to resort to kidnapping.

However, if he did, he'd lock you in his apartment with max security.

Going back to Loona, she'd pity you a bit but not actually help you.

In fact, she's literally the guard dog for Blitz.

You won't be able to leave as Loona can hear every movement you make.

If you're caught, she'll tell Blitz, or convince you to go back to bed beside Blitz on the couch.

It would be hard to even leave the couch as Blitz practically digs his claws into you and clings to you as he sleeps.

If you worked with him, you'd slowly be unable to go on missions since the job is so dangerous.

In fact, Blitz may keep you with Loona, it's unknown who's babysitting who though.

He may not care much about his own safety, but he cares a lot about you.

He'd probably break if you died on him.

Speaking of which, Blitz has already lost a ton of people in his life anyways.

If you, the only person who genuinely gave a shit, died on him?

You can bet he just... never recovers.

Not even the others can fix him.

Which is why he is so insistent on hiding you away.

Blitz would hate it if you neglected him affection, clinging to you like you're his only lifeline.

If you eventually caved and gave him affection, even out of pity, he'd break down in your arms.

That way he thinks you love him back... and he just wants to be loved.

Blitz would stalk you constantly, taking pictures and recordings along with following you wherever you go.

Human, Hellborn, Sinner, whatever... he'd follow you everywhere no matter where you went.

Be that another layer of Hell, or the human world, he just needs to be near you.

Your status and species of demon/human would change the dynamic between you and Blitz in some ways too.

He may even baby you, he isn't trying to be condescending, but he just...finds babying you cute.

Blitz is extremely manipulative, he may even be the type of yandere to gaslight or blackmail you into staying with him.

He'd guilt you into staying with him by saying "you're the only one that bothered to help him".

If he was drunk, he'd start rambling about how you helped him... essentially starting to trauma dump on you.

If you tried to point out the issues in your relationship with him, he'd act like there's nothing wrong.

If you tried to leave him and guilting doesn't work, he's find dirt on you and blackmail you into staying beside him.

Blitz would force you onto little dates (Like horse riding).

He's thinking you two are having fun, in reality you probably aren't.

Honestly, would it even be a Blitz concept if I didn't mention violence or murder in some way?

If you got hurt on a mission, Blitz would lose it.

No one would need to help him, he'd single handedly slaughter everyone around him.

By the time the bloodbath is over, he's covered in the stuff and immediately pulling you close.

He'd coo over you, telling you there's no need to worry... he took care of it.

That would most likely be when he'd pull you off missions, too.

If he ever lost you somewhere, he's threatening everyone for answers on your whereabouts.

You're so isolated with him there's barely any issue when it comes to "rivals".

Although, if he somehow sees you secretly speaking with someone other than him... he'd threaten them and if that doesn't work, he may attack them like some sort of feral cat.

Blitz would not blame his darling for anything, he's that delusional.

He thinks you could do no wrong and just blames those around you.

Obviously others are the problem, not him.

That includes Moxxie, as I can see him thinking Moxxie is trying to turn you against Blitz.

Ever seen scenes with Blitz being affectionate with Loona or the others?

Yeah, he's like that with you, but more intense.

He's practically all over you when it comes to affection.

Blitz sees everyone as a threat to his relationship with you.

Maybe not Millie or Loona, but that may include Moxxie.

It definitely includes Stolas due to his paranoia, he fears the prince will take you from him.

Striker would also count due to his motives.

I don't usually mention this in my concepts, but Blitz is sexually active.

He wouldn't force you into anything, but he's certainly needy when it comes to that.

Blitz wouldn't blame you too much if you called him Blitzo.

He'd calmly correct you, but treat it as a mistake and warn you not to do it again.

Blitz wants to know everything about his darling, both inside and out.

He may not say much about himself, but he'd nearly interrogate you about everything you like and dislike.

He wants to give the best gifts and foods for you since he adores you.

If someone ever hurt you in your past, or even the present, he'd just get revenge for you.

He'll make their fate slow.

Anything from a childhood bully or abuser, yeah they're gone.

Overall, Blitz comes off as a rather feral, intense, and clingy yandere.

You're stuck with him, like it or not, all so he can chase the companionship he never truly had in a long time.

[sweetadonisbutbetter]

“GUYS! You cannot tell me that Millie and Moxie would be THE BEST parents

Like Millie would dress the child up in cute outfits and parade them around all excitedly and Moxie would freak out thinking he wouldn’t be a good father but the two would take turns singing lullabies with them and UGH I need this”

this is something one of my friends said, & i feel like it has a lot of potential as a prompt!!

-🕰️

omg...if u come back regularly u could be the first ever anon i have kekw BUT YES DGKS these would be HCS

Sweet Bundle of Joy | Moxillie x Child!GN!Reader

Relationship: Familial Warnings: None!

YOU ARE SO CORRECT THEY WOULD BE THE BEST PARENTS fbsrg

so there are two approaches for them, being their bio child and being adopted. 

If you are adopted, they do not care if you are a different type of hellborn, they take you in and become your parents.

It is kinda hard to say who would find you first, but I think they would find you at the same time while out either on a date or doing something mundane (like groceries)

Once Blitzø finds out that they adopted, he is shaking with excitement, having something to bond over with them. So he gives them time off so they can get accustomed to you.

If you are their bio kid, Moxxie fainted when Millie told him that she was pregnant

This kinda leads to a conversation between the two of them, not about if they were going to keep you, but if they were ready. More so Moxxie is concerned if he is ready, but we will get into that later.

I don’t know why you would think otherwise, Moxxie is a worry rat and Millie is the same. No matter how much Moxxie and Blitzø tell her to rest (Blitzø does it to shut Moxxie up), she is like “Guys I’m fine,” then fucking pummels a guy LOL

When she becomes visibly pregnant, that's when Blitzø puts his foot down and makes her stay in the office with Loona or not take any clients in the human world (Claiming it’s a limited-time deal lol)

When she goes into labor, Moxxie is panicking to all hell and once again Blitzø is the one to kinda (kinda) step up and push Moxxie to take her to the hospital

After you are born, again Blitzø (being the generous boss he is) gives Moxxie and Millie the time to get acquainted with you, forming a new routine now that they have a newborn (let me tell you, it's a lot LMFAO)

He even offers to watch you for a while so they can get rest. (Moxxie would try to argue with him but Millie would shut him up by dragging him to their shared room so they can fucking rest)

General HCS

As for how the other characters feel about you: BLITZØ FUCKING LOVES YOU LMFAO- He is your honorary uncle. When he is around you, he lessens the crude jokes (at least until you are old enough to understand them) and even gives you anything horse-related (he wants you to like horses like him he wants to share all the information he has about them to someone other than Stolas and Fizz). Loona is a little less enthused, but she doesn’t hate you. Especially if M&M adopted you, she looks after you fondly. (Will pummel anyone who points out her soft spot for you actually). Stolas is happy to be around a kid, often thinking of his sweet Via when she was a baby and small. He coos at you and almost took you home with him. (Moxxie took you back and held back Millie before she pounced on him LMFAO). Via doesn’t care too much but will share some of her interests with you if you ask her about them. Fizz and Ozzie meet you through Blitzø and they freak out thinking he had a kid. When he explains that you are M&M’s kid, the sigh of relief they breathe is INSANE LMFAO (it kinda leaves Blitzø a little offended) They both coo at you, thinking you are the sweetest thing in all of hell. Ozzie thinks back to when Charlie was a baby. It’s safe to assume, that you are going to be spoiled by a lot of people and M&M has a whole village after them, including Millie’s family.

Speaking of Millie’s family, they are so enthused with you that they hand you a weapon on your first birthday. Her parents are head over heels for you, being their first grandkid (Idk if they have any other grandkids, so I am assuming they don’t lol). Her siblings are similar to Blitzø but they do not get to see you often, being in the wrath ring while she is in the pride ring. But she does make an effort to go see them more when she doesn’t have work.

For obvious reasons, they keep you out of the greed ring, Moxxie is afraid that word of you will reach his dad. 

Going back to the topic of work, depending on your age, they will either have you on the strap-on baby carrier or leave you at the office with Loona (bonding time fr). If you are in the baby carrier, you somehow are all clean while the person you’re attached to is all bloody.

Back to Millie and Moxxie, this is their first time doing the whole parenting thing. While Millie is confident that she will be a good mother (and she is), Moxxie is worried that he will be like his father.

Millie and Moxxie looked at you as they closed the door, you were sleeping so peacefully. They would have thought you were sent from heaven if they were anywhere else. Millie looked at her husband, seeing him smile softly, but she could tell something was bothering him. 

“Moxxie? Is everything okay honey?” She steps to him and places a hand on him to comfort him. He leans into her touch and sighs. 

“Yeah…It’s just…” He trails off, worrying Millie.

“Mox?”

“I am worried that I will end up like my dad,” Moxxie says, his voice softer. Millie’s look softens from her concern. She takes him to their room and pulls out a box from under their bed. Confused, Moxxie tries to peek at the box to get a clue as to what it is. Millie pulls out a small pile of papers and hands them to Moxxie. He looks through them one by one. All of them were doodles, all done by you. Some were of you alone or playing with your toys. Others were of your other family members: you and Blitzø, you and Loona, and the day you spent with Stolas and Octavia. The final few papers were of your little family. Some mimicking your day out together to an amusement park, visiting Millie’s family for the moon festival. The last paper he saw was a drawing of him and Millie. Across the top were the words “Hell’s best parents.”

Safe to say Moxxie spent the night crying in Millie’s arms and that drawing was kept on his side of the bed. 

When they sing you to sleep, the tunes change depending on who is lulling you. If it’s both of them, they sing a little tune made about the three of you. Millie will sing the same lullabies her parents sang her, while Moxxie sings musical numbers. (Think Dear Theodosia kind of vibes)

Moxxie and Millie LOVE to dress you up, the matching outfits are so cute that they can’t resist. 

You also grow up using weapons! It’s mainly Millie who teaches you since Moxxie wants you to get a little bigger before you learn how to use a gun (stemming from his trauma with his dad) So you grow up with the strength of your mom, and some of the protectiveness. Blitzø jokes that you should start to work for I.M.P. but that gets shut down quickly by Moxxie and Millie. 

Moxxie shares his love of musicals with you. Not that he pushes it onto you, but it is his way of bonding with you.

If you express any of your interest, Moxxie and Millie will get whatever they can to push you to do what you are passionte about.

Obviously you do not have to worry about coming out to them! Just because they are in hell doesn't mean they are monsters.(Moxxie is literally bi lol) If it is something that they don't fully understand, they will listen to you as you explain it.

Trans? They will help you transition if you so desire and use your preferred pronouns! (even going as far as to editing old post where you are mentioned) Have a preffered name? They are willing to change it and use it like it's nothing (similar to the pronouns thing)

Overall, they love being your parent and do their best to raise you.

GUGHUGH i luv them sm

also ask are still not open but I might as well throw this into the dark

[hazbinfallinginaspiral]

Hello Again!

I loved what you did with the Hacker idea! Thank you so much!

Here is another suggestion, if you are interested.

Vox has those large Sharks in that tank we saw in Episode Two, unsure if you're aware of Vox's Pet land-shark Vark from the old Instergram Hazbin accounts, but it's clear our TV headed Demon loves Sharks.

So what if Vox has a partner who's a Shark Sinner or a Sinner at least with a Shark tail and Fins.

Would he keep them like a Doll/Pet?

Would he just adore them and let them get away with things that the other Vs would get mad about?

I'd love to see your take on this idea, but perfectly fine if this isn't something you wanna tackle.

Thanks!

Fellow Vox Simp 🦈

I imagine he infodumps about sharks to Valentino or Velvette all the time. He’ll spam them with pictures of sharks. Middle of the day? Sharks. Middle of the night? Sharks. Important meeting? Sharks. When he takes a day off (which is practically never) it’s likely spent with his sharks. And it’s adorable.

I imagine he would see a Shark Sinner and endlessly gush over them. He somehow drags them to V tower and hires them to do the taxes on the spot. He thinks it’s hilarious. He doesn’t actually make them do taxes, but they do have to stay at V tower with him. Also, if they tried to steal money or something and Val noticed? Well, we all know Val has a temper and would beat you up for tax evasion and post it as asmr to fall asleep to. Vox would easily stop that from happening.

If he has no romantic interest in you? Depending on his level respect for you, he’ll break out the adoption papers. Immediately. Congrats! You’ve got a new dad. And at least three shark siblings. Same vibes as Loona and Blitzø tbh.

In the case that he treats you more like a pet, you’ll be reprimanded and punished. You get special treatment, but you’re no stranger to his mood swings or his darker side. He doesn’t take you seriously, probably doesn’t care about how you feel. You’re not allowed to do much of anything without his permission. He’s still very sweet and loving, he’s just more… unintentionally condescending at times. He’ll coax a smile out of you with a present or your favorite meal, but he doesn’t hold much respect for you if he takes out the pet adoption papers.

If he takes out normal adoption papers? Congrats! You’ve already been written into his will for if he ever dies again, you’re loaded with cash. You can do no wrong in his book. He’ll protect you from everyone else and you’ll only get in trouble when you mess something up for him, specifically. Anything else you get in trouble for, he’ll bail you out. You get to go shopping and put with friends all the time- he interrogates them first, though. Classic dad energy.

Either way, expect a lot of pictures of you to be posted to his social media and texted to Val and Vel.

I imagine that since he genuinely loves sharks, he’d be way more loving towards a Shark Sinner significant other, probably showering them with compliments. Always giving hugs and kisses, spends so much time with them, it’s adorable. There’s be zero (or very little) manipulation and toxicity, it’s all wholesome vibes and fun.

You’d get the princess treatment, tons of gifts. He comes home with flower all the time, and is always replacing the dead ones. He touches your tail. A lot. Probably asks a bunch of questions about it too.

“How many teeth do you have? Do they grow back? Can you produce teeth on demand??? How does your tail impact your swimming? What do you mean there’s no beach in the pride ring of hell, fuck it, I’ll make one! Science can’t be stopped!”

Somehow he’d end up forgetting what he was asking about, and he’d just end up endlessly complimenting you. Admiring your gills, fins, tail, teeth, eyes, everything.

I think he’d actually be very sweet if he met a Shark Sinner, no matter the case!

[spotlightlowlife]

Helluva boss hates parents - no exceptions

Mothers in particular

We had the powerful, business minded and exploitative Paimon, Crimson and self proclaimed parent/stepparent/grandparent Mammon who see their 'children' as assets. We have Cash Buckzo who is no different to any mention only minus the power.

Where are the mothers?

What in the Disney is this?

Out of this screwed over bunch we get some parents. Blitzø adopts Loona one week before her 18th birthday part of of pity, where he's maybe just 30 years old, becoming the cool dad who spoils her rotten and is in no real place to correct her.

Stolas and Stella actually become teenage parents and their daughter a child of divorce who doesn't feel seen, but Stella is to blame for this, dispite the same sob story as Stolas and being the wrong party.

Who knows who Fizz and Loona's real parents are? Clearly nobody of importance since their kind are at the bottom of society. The only example we have of someone lifting themselves upwards in the world is Moxxie's mafia dad who probably killed his mother.

Though the main characters range from mid 20s to mid 30s and all characters are for the most part out on their own, all their trauma comes from childhood and horrible or lack of parents and yes, I know this as a basis accounts for a lot of people but still, we have parents as the fall guys to explain away any dirt bag behaviour from someone we are supposed to like.

Now on to a character who the creator seems to believe has it easy and isn't relatable as a result. Millie.

Her parents suck too!

It's more discreet and I don't understand how the creator could be blind to it?

They come across bigoted and the clues are there. First being Millie introducing Loona as Blitzø hellhound.

Millie has parents who look forward to seeing her and welcome her with open arms, they live a humble life and have a trans daughter so how bad could they be?

The country life is a subliminal message in itself of people stereotyped to be hostile to outsiders, stubborn, uncultured and uneducated.

What we get in Millie's parents are people who don't respect their daughters choice to move away, don't see her job as a real job and arguably worse of all, don't respect her choice of partner and will show this in passive aggression, making things awkward for this young happy couple as Moxxie tries to win them over and Millie tries to discourage him from so much as making small talk.

Though they don't respect Millie's job they warm to Blitzø who unlike nervous thespian Moxxie, has the brash and animated ways of a commoner of stereotype.

Millie's accomplishments and lack of are bought to our attention and though many criticise this episode for being a Millie episode turned Moxxie episode, I honestly think there was no other direction to go with her when her own parents lack any interest in her, they're stereotypes and we learn nothing new at her home.

The last thing may be a big of a stretch but here it is. In the episode where Striker abducted both Blitzø and Fizz, Blitzø (who kills for a living and criticised those at the top this episode) would refer to Striker as a 'supremacist', yet what episode do we first meet Stiker?

Again we get too many things to be a coincidence.

Parents suck, and if they don't appear to, they do so.

[n04hfiction]

Dating Loona Headcanons

Content/Warnings (If applicable): Sexual Content (MDNI, there’ll be a split between the NSFW content!), Profanity, Implied!Male Reader (Usage of “guy” once), OOC(?) Loona

Proofread: ✅

SFW:

Loona spent years in the adoption center, infact, a good chunk of her life, and she had only been with Blitzø for a few years now, so it’s safe to say you’re her first partner

She was most likely very awkward during the talking stage, she doesn’t talk to many outside of IMP, so honestly, it may not be easy for her at first

A talking stage with Loona consists of her being extremely awkward and nervous, borderline geeky in a sense, whether you realized it or not. She probably found you attractive from the start, like before you guys ever properly spoke, so it’s not even like she had something to start off of with you.

Going back to her life in the adoption center, we can tell that she wasn’t seen as something or someone important, and let’s be real here, she probably knew they thought that — So I can see her love language being words of affirmations, after so many years, the only thing she really needs is to be told she is enough

I can also imagine Loona’s love language in terms of giving being physical affection, she’s probably very clingy after her years in the shelter, and she just wants to hold you and never have to let you go, because she feels like if she does she might lose you forever

In terms of petnames, I can see this going two ways, Loona won’t really call you petnames aside from “babe” or maybe “hun” cause she feels like a lovesick teenager otherwise, but if you call her something she absolutely FOLDS!! Loona really gets into it whenever you call her something with “my ____”, or anything with “dear” or “sweet” - Which might surprise you, because she doesn’t use petnames BECAUSE she thinks they sound cheesy, but when you call her the cheesy petnames, she folds like a piece of paper!

An ideal date for Loona would be staying in and just cuddling while watching a movie, as much as Loona is down to party, her social battery can get drained pretty easy, so she’d much rather stay in with the one person she knows gets her - Except at your place, she’d rather die than cuddle with you infront of Blitzø

Speaking of Blitzø, she’s hesitant to introduce you both, she knows how Blitzø can be, especially when it comes to her and a guy, but she knows she has to have you both meet at some point.

Blitzø is protective (as well as defensive) at first, which honestly, is fair enough, but once he gets to know you he ends up liking you just fine! Especially if you let him ramble about his horse fantasies, he’ll really like you then!

This might be a surprise, but Loona isn’t much of a hand-holder, it’s just not her thing — and she really only kisses you in private, but she loves hugging you! This girl loves hugs! She hugs you goodbye after every date, she hugs you as her way of saying thank you when she can’t form the words quite right, she loves hugging you

NSFW:

Along with being Loona’s first partner, you are also her first time, which comes with a few different things to unpack here.

Firstly, Loona is very insecure when it comes to sex (at first), and she hardly ever even touched herself before you. The first few times of even attempting sex she’ll back out, she’s really insecure and overall scared of being abandoned, the shelter really did do a number on her.

I also personally headcanon that Loona has body-image issues, she’s a bit thick in certain places, and she’s covered in fur - So if you’re not covered in fur, she’ll get very anxious about how you’ll choose to handle it. (Occasionally she’ll slip into her human disguise specifically for sex, because she is terrified of you getting annoyed by her fur for whatever reason).

Loona is very subby for the first few months of having sex with you, but as she starts to grow and get used to it, she can definitely start to dom, maybe even lean towards it, I see her as a softer but also teasing dom, but I can also see her being rougher when and if the situation calls for it

She fucking thrives off of anything to do with her clit (fingering, eating out, ect) - It’s also probably her more sensitive area. Making out with Loona while fingering her and fondling with her breasts is probably one of the things that gets her off the most, and (as long as you’re not opposed), she is definitely into the idea of riding your face

In contrast to her love language, she definitely has a degradation kink, she gets the biggest kick out of being called a whore or slut or a bitch or anything of that sorts (even if in non-sexual situations things would be much different)

Another thing, Loona isn’t one to cry or get overly vulnerable in a relationship (although she does from time to time), making her cry during sex is definitely something you do a lot (in a healthy and consensual way, ofc)

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one reason so stolitz is so sad to me is that, at least according to brandon (and to a lesser extent, viv’s twitter likes), blitz is trying to find fizz is in everyone: in moxxie, in loona, in verosika, in stolas. but stolas and fizz have so little in common beyond surface-level differences…meanwhile fizz has already moved on so even if blitz did realize this…idk the whole thing depresses me

I know she liked an edit showing how fizz and stolas laugh the same, how he needs to protect them both, how sensitive they both are.

“You have no idea how much it means that the person who wants me is my first ever friend”

Such a cruel line here from the writers and stolas. Even worse that it begins the sexual relationship. Sexualising the child slavery into an adult version. I’m excited to see how they…address this

This really hurts, anon. It’s just very sad. Blitzøs abuser tore him away from the one he loves twice and shoved him in the arms of a rich client crybaby. I guess he got what he wanted. It was probably him who urged fizzarolli to go work under mammon, and isolated him from any other imps. Blitzø would have interfered, he hates mammon. No wonder he clung so hard to Asmodeus. He’d be dead without him.

I always thought he saw him and fizz in MnM because when you think about it their personality dynamics really fit. Even the Italian opera kid x spunky gunslinger dynamic. Loona being an orphan he adopted and with a similar tsundere approach to affection too.

I still think fizz and Moxxie would get along sooo well they’ve got a lot in common.

[sebbyisland]

Blitzø as a character makes me so sick because he believes he’s doomed to never be loved and ruin everyone’s lives, and then acts accordingly in a toxic self-fulfilling prophecy. Literally everyone knows this it’s so obvious. Yet despite all of that the show is telling us he is actually ACTIVELY MAKING PEOPLE’S LIVES BETTER!!!! His re-kindled friendship with Fizz, his affirmed relationship with Loona, his mentorship and protectiveness of Moxxie when they meet his father(sorry not a lot of Bltz and Millie moments), his attempts to reconnect  with his sister, and even the pity-fuck-turned-it’s-complicated with Stolas. CLEARLY season 2 is trying to tell us something about the love and care Blitzø has for the people in his life. Stolas coming clean about his feelings and giving him the Asmodeus crystal is going to be a major turning point not just for their relationship, but for ALL of Bltiz’s relationships, because whether or not he can move forward with Stolas reflects whether or not he’s ready to let go of the preconceived notions of himself I mentioned either. Whether or not he knows he can and already does make a positive difference in people’s lives. My biggest questions for “The Full Moon” episode:

1. Can Blitzø accept that someone would love him as an equal, or will he regress into a Verosika repeat? (Remember—Blitzø was hired to be Verosika’s bodyguard, who was a break out star. So it was never a 100% equal playing field. His betrayal was a twisted way to feel like he had power. Probably similar insecurities led to why he wouldn’t try to help her get off in bed. Idk that whole relationship sounds like a mess but we know the main issues came from Blitz. He needs to get over this hump to move forward, especially when Stolas is clearly doing the work to be more sensitive to their power imbalance)

2. Can Blitzø accept that he WANTS someone to love him as an equal, and this isn’t a sign of weakness? He is able to openly ask Loona for affection but this is only because of the established father/daughter dynamic that HE initiating by adopting her. Admitting that he wants Stolas as a romantic partner requires a different kind of vulnerability. Loona will always be a daughter to him, Barbie will always be his sister, Fizz basically grew up with him, but people can come and go from romance. It takes a lot of trust to make a partner your family. Can Blitzø take the first step to show Stolas that trust?

3. Can he accept that he is capable of loving someone romantically? Because truly no one hates Blitzø more than Blitzø. Even if he makes it through the other two hurdles, if his self doubt is strong enough, nothing will be resolved. This is my greatest fear, that because he’s afraid that HES not good enough, he acts out in anger and pushes Stolas even further away. 

We haven’t really seen Blitz directly process his feelings about Stolas this season besides adamant denial, so honestly idk how TF the next ep is supposed to go. Literally anything could happen all I know is someone is going to cry. I don’t think Blitz will completely blow up on Stolas, but guys….don’t be shocked if he blows up, okay? I’m really 50/50 on this. I think it’s more likely we get some kind of secret third thing, where maybe Bltiz doesn’t completely reject nor accept Stolas. Maybe they try to be friends? Man idk I already said anything could happen

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antonio

« man, flirtin' is fun. al, would ya be pissy if i started flirtin' wit' everyone? i could be like one'a them method actors! »

Name: Antonio Enrico Ragno

Nicknames: Sha (by Alastor), Darlin' (by Alastor), Tones (by Valentino), Tony (by everyone)

Height: 194cm (6'4)

Age: 31

Birthday: April 1 19XX

From: Brooklyn, New York

Nationality: Italian-American

Languages: English, Italian (fluent)

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: He/Him (She/Her in drag)

Sexuality: Demiaroace

Partner: Alastor (Queerplatonic)

Famous For: Model for Vampire by Victoria

Plays: Angel Dust

Trivia:

he has a thick brooklyn accent but he's amazing at faking accents. he regularly mocks the others' accents and it's always annoyingly accurate. he helped alastor learn to do a transatlantic accent

adopted his character's tendency to flirt with anyone to be a 'method actor' ("if al can be a method actor, so can i!" "tony, alastor isn't method acting he's just naturally a freak. you should know that better than anyone"). being demiaroace, he hadn't seen the fun for flirting until he really got into his role

he has an older brother named giovanni and a younger sister named mariabella, both of whom he's convinced blitzø to cast for season 2

he has heterochromia. his left eye is green and his right eye is blue. his sister also has green/blue heterochromia but hers is the opposite eyes, leading to him joking that they should swap eyes so they can be 'normal'

he bleaches his hair blond so he doesn't look too much like his brother. it's naturally a dark brown colour. his hair grows incredibly fast however so he regularly has to get his roots touched up by victoria

he and alastor have been together for 10 years. they were each other's first partners after they met at a gay bar they both got dragged to by their respective friends

he had a french bulldog growing up named nugget, which is where he got the name 'fat nuggets' from for his character's pet pig

he loves pranks. he enjoys being born on april fool's day because he can get away with pranking everyone even more, because who could yell at him on his birthday? he and alastor are menaces to the rest of the cast, constantly pranking everyone

one time nikolai pranked him back with gravy tea bags. he has been reluctant to drink tea made by anyone but himself ever since

he uses the creepy fanmail he gets for the show. the 'show feet' letter they use in the show is a genuine letter he has received. he thinks it's pretty funny. charlie wasn't amused when she found out it was real though

he has bpd and is in therapy for it. he occasionally has episodes during filming so he has a code word (which he jokes is a "safe word fer tha sake o'tha rest o'ya") that he uses when he feels he needs some time to cool off

he's best friends with valentino and forever thanks him for dragging him to a gay bar all those years ago because it's how he met alastor. he sees valentino as an older brother type of friend because of his strained relationship with his own brother

he learned he was demiaroace through maggie when he explained the nature of his an alastor's relationship to her. before that, they both assumed they were just in a really unusual relationship because it was their first and they were inexperienced. he in turn taught alastor what it meant

he's in the closet about being genderfluid. the only people who know are alastor, valentino and oxley

he's secretly envious of alastor's ability to not give a fuck about his gender. he became more comfortable with himself and his feminine side after being cast as angel dust. he became to appreciate the art of drag and now does local drag shows under the same name as his character

he loves astrology and calls himself 'an astrology hoe'. he's constantly saying things like "that's so gemini of you!" and no one else has a clue what he's talking about

[nottapossum]

I gotta admit I do like little Blitz and little Fizz, but what about Barbie, is she a little too or is she just a neutral?

Ooo yess Barbie!!! I love her ❤️

Ty for asking! Now,

How shall I answer this without spoiling too much? Lol

Probably impossible, so let me try anyway! :D

When Barbie took the test, she mocked Blitzø and Fizz's attempts to cheat, saying that it wouldn't make a difference and it's not that big of a deal since circus folk are classified littles all the time.

And she felt there was no way for them to leave the circus anyway.

Her results came out as

60% Guardian

And

40% Middle.

A middle is a regressor who regresses to 10-14. But she only got 40% so that means she didn't need a caregiver.

(( But! I will admit she wasn't at all honest on her test due to Fizz and Blitzø scaring her, so her results basically mean nothing, lol 😆 ))

At 50%, she would require a caregiver. (Which is why Blitzø objected to letting her take the second test, worried she might get another 10% and be trapped as cash's little.) (He may have sensed her dishonesty).

However, since her time, the tests have changed, making it much harder to cheat, and more research has been done since regarding regression and how it works (in their universe).

What people have discovered is that regression can change over the years depending on the person's well-being and experience.

So if she is a middle regressor and not a little, that doesn't mean she will always be a middle.

For example!

Fizz is supposed to be 5 at the youngest but has regressed younger despite this due to feeling more comfortable around Ozzie and feeling safer to match energy with Blitzø who is much younger than he is.

So even though his results said he regresses from 5-8 he actually regresses more from 2-8 which is a longer age range than most regressors seem to have.

So it is possible for Barbie to regress more often or even younger because of what happened to her and the trauma she faced with the fire and feeling betrayed by her brother.

For Blitzø, regression was easily hidden when it had to be, and now that he feels more secure and safer, it's harder to repress it.

His little side feels safe enough to come out and cope with everything that's happening.

So perhaps if Barbie herself is a little, she would have to repress too in order to get a job and support herself. Otherwise, she'd be sent to an adoption center.

And of course, the rehab she was at wouldn't hesitate to send her there, so she'd have to repress as much as possible for her own protection.

Her plot for this isn't fully planned out yet, but I do have a few ideas on what I want to do.

But do let me know what you guys think I should do with our favorite gremlin twins. 😍

Should she be a middle? A little? Both?

Is she a pet regressor? And if she is, why is she a lizard or gecko of some kind...? 🦎

Sorry. Lol

To be honest, my idea for her backstory is probably very different from the show...so getting more comments about how inaccurate my AU is will be soo fun! Lol 😆

Like- hey. I was close enough right?! 😅

Anywayyyyzzzzzz

Give me all your ideas if you want! It'll be a bit until she's in the AU (prolly book 4 or 5) but I should at least have an idea, right?

Taglist: @todayimfour

[stories-and-chaos]

Tarnished pt 8

[Helluva Boss AU where Blitzø’s childhood theft from Stolas’ palace is discovered and major consequences ensue for everyone involved. 18+ rating for language, sex, violence, alcohol consumption, abuse, and general Hellaverse-ness]

[Part 8/?? Word count 3773

CW: child neglect, child death, problems with foster care, trafficking, implied noncon, prostitution]

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Present Day

Blitzø woke to the odd combination of coffee and reheated pizza scents. Loona was chomping away at a slice from yesterday. She was at the table, flipping through a book on basic magick he’d had for years. He’d picked up a few to try to keep up with what Stolas was talking about with his work.

Unfortunately even Magick for Fucking Dumbasses and Basic Magick 101: Seriously This is Baby Shit couldn’t get him to keep up with all the jargon. The Hellhound girl seemed to be enjoying them though. She was ⅔ of the way through Magick for Fucking Dumbasses vol. 2, one that Blitzø hadn’t even opened before. Good to know someone was using it.

Loona seemed engrossed in the book. Her ears, normally on a swivel, were both turned to the book even though it was silent. She was eating methodically, refilling her jaws after each swallow. Occasionally she flipped back a few pages to reference as she read.

“Morning Loonie,” he waved at her over the couch back. She startled up and slammed the book shut. “Blitzø! You scared me.” He mumbled an apology as she continued “I made coffee, I don’t think I drank it all.”

There was still half a pot; hot coffee was meant to be bitter as dick, cold coffee was meant to be a candy bar in liquid form. “Thanks sweetie. Found some old books?”

She immediately withdrew, bringing up her phone. “Got bored, figured I’d skim through something.” Guess that was too much interest for her.

“Millie and Moxxie both agreed to work at I.M.P.” Loona knew pretty much his whole game plan; she’d corrected some spelling on his planning sheets even. “Field work, three of us should have that covered. Still need someone for reception and dispatch.” He’d originally gone looking for a Hellhound since whoever he hired would need to be able to make portals. The majority of imps didn’t have enough magick to do that, himself included. Hellhounds were more capable in that regard.

Then he adopted Loona and fell in love all over again. Nothing close to romance with the teen. It was the same feeling he had the first time Octavia, barely covered in baby down, reached out for him. He wanted his baby girl to have her choices. It would be easiest if she worked with him, but Blitzø could go looking for someone else.

“Do you? I mean, it’s why you got me.” She looked resentful and conflicted.

He tried to shrug casually. “If you’re up for it. It’s a very ‘people person’ job. And you’d be responsible for Stolas’ fancy ass book, making portals and all that magick shit.” He didn’t miss the flick of her ear. Blitzø hid his smile behind a sip of coffee.

“Guess I can do that. Not like I’m doing anything else right now.”

“You’ll do great Loonie Toonie,” ruffling her hair between her ears. “Ugh, Blitzø! You’re gonna mess it all up!” She grabbed the book and retreated back to her room. If Loona really was interested in this magick junk, it might be best to introduce her to Stolas. The owl demon was just starting to teach his daughter, maybe he’d be up to teaching Loona some too.

Loona shut her door firmly. She was still nervous about this whole “adoption” situation. It had only been a few months after all. She had been the last of her litter mates still at the agency when Blitzø showed up that day.

She and her four siblings couldn’t remember anywhere but those barred rooms and dull hallways. The biggest and strongest of them, a boy, had been adopted first, when they were about six. Not unexpected since orphan Hellhounds were often acquired for manual labor or guard work; that brother showed every sign of being beefy as an adult. About a year later almost every pup in the compound got sick. A good fourth of them died with one of her brothers among them. She couldn’t remember either of their names.

Her third brother, a lanky Hound named Arte, was adopted when they were eleven. He was back in six months. A couple weeks later he was gone again, only to return before they turned twelve. This went on for a few years. The longest he’d been gone was nine months while the shortest was a week and a half. Loona never was exactly sure what Arte was doing to be returned so often. She got the impression he was fighting with whoever brought him home, either with words or claws. Eventually he didn’t come back. Maybe he’d finally clicked with his adopter, maybe he’d run away, maybe he’d died too. No one ever told Loona and her last sibling.

Her only sister in the litter and the runt, Dina, was also in the kennels until they turned seventeen. Loona had done her best to keep her sister safe while Dina was able to charm the administrators to go easier on them. The girls expected to be together until they aged out and had been thinking of how to make their way together once they did. But a few months before their birthday, some shark demons working for a Sinner Overlord in the Pride Ring showed up.

They’d looked over all the Hounds older than seventeen. There wasn’t more than a dozen, mostly female, on the small side, or damaged. The demons “adopted” half of them; they picked the small and attractive ones. Which of course included Dina and excluded Loona. Everyone knew why those Hellhounds were picked. That Overlord had brothels that needed workers. Sinners were fair game during the yearly exterminations, but hellborn like Hounds were off limits from the angels. Snag a bunch ready to age out, provide them with “education” and “work opportunities” once they turned eighteen and you had a steady source of warm bodies in rented beds.

Loona snapped when they started to take Dina away. She and her sister were almost done with this shithole. She fought with teeth and claws and every dirty trick she’d learned in her lifetime of fighting for scraps. She almost thought she could manage it. She’d fight off all these bastards and make a run for it with Dina. Until someone managed to use an electric prod on her.

She woke up back in their barred kennel. But Dina wasn’t there. No amount of screaming and cursing brought her back. For a week she was left alone besides being given water and one meal a day. No one said anything to her. No one let her out during the daily exercise sessions. Eventually she had a new roommate, and with them a regular meal schedule. She actually had a series of them of various ages, exclusively male and aggressive. Loona gave them the same treatment as the bastards who took Dina away. But being of the same mold as her first brother to leave, they were all gone quickly and she constantly had to defend herself against another one.

Then Blitzø came along. She’d heard one of the female administrators guiding another demon through the halls. The hateful bitch mentioned showing the demon a “nice selection” of “family friendly” hounds, which meant they’d walk right past her. Her newest roommate meanwhile brandished a nail filled bat and tried to take her phone, one of the few personal possessions she had.

Loona let him know why she’d been in a kennel alone, knocking the younger Hound into the bars. Surprisingly, the imp had stopped at her kennel. She didn’t hear most of what was said, with her blood roaring in her ears. She pushed herself into the corner, sure that the administration bitch would cut back her meals again for the fight. “She’ll never amount to anything much,” she said in a dull disinterested tone. Through tears Loona got a glimpse of the small demon holding the bars.

Typical of imps, he had vibrant red skin, splotched with white over half his face. She couldn’t tell if that was scarring or natural. He (the widely striped horns confirmed the imp was male) was dressed in a suit. Fancier and better fitting than most demons who came here.

Except that Overlord’s group. Fuck fuck fuck, her brain started repeating. Out of everyone about to age out, Loona was in the best shape. If this imp was here for the same reason she would be top pick, despite her history of troublemaking. But the imp’s expression was of genuine concern. He looked like his heart was breaking for her. No way, no one would care about me now. It’s just an act so I trust him.

So as the imp said he wanted to adopt her, she made sure to stay wary. Throughout the adoption process, signing paperwork, paying fees, and pictures, she kept up the disdainful look only teenage girls are capable of. She didn’t respond to the fast talking imp beyond monosyllables. The trash filled van he opened for her did not inspire confidence. She chucked her backpack filled with everything she owned in before getting in the front seat.

The imp, Blitzø with a silent “o”, drove like a maniac. If Loona tried to jump out she’d lose both her topcoat and undercoat of fur, along with a couple layers of skin. When she realized they were heading to Pride, her ears pricked up despite herself. Overlords were only in Pride, as it was a social rank of Sinners. Maybe she could make a run for it and find Dina…

They didn’t go to the main population center, Pentagram City. Instead Blitzø took the exit to Imp City. He pulled up to an apartment building that looked identical to the dozens of others they’d passed. “Here we are Loona, home sweet home!” Getting out, he fell flat on his face after tripping on air. Before she could even react, he popped up. As if on cue, something popped under the van hood and steam leaked out. “Aw fuuuuuuuck! I did not need this, you mechanical cocksucker!” He opened the hood, letting out a billow of steam. “This would be more helpful if I knew how to fix an engine… fuck it, let’s get you settled in Loona before I try anything.”

Blitzø’s apartment was a one bedroom. Every strand of fur on her body stood on end until she realized the bedroom was completely empty of anything personal. There were pillows and blankets on the couch in the living area. “Room is all yours kiddo, I’m good with the couch and I only sleep here about half the time anyway.”

“Anyway, bedroom’s there, bathroom’s through that door. Sheets and blanket are new, there’s a couple boxes of stuff in the closet along with hangers. There’s a privacy lock on the bedroom door. Soda’s in the fridge, there’s some snacks too.” He pulled out a key ring from a kitchen drawer. “This one’s the building key, this one’s the apartment key. Can you drive?” At Loona’s head shake, he removed the car key. “No car key yet; I’ll teach you to drive whenever you’re up for it.” He placed the keys in her palm. From what she saw on the way here, she was going to have someone else teach her. “I’m going to look at the engine, you can put your stuff away and get comfortable.”

Loona could only stand there, keys in hand. She’d met this guy two hours ago and he had given her keys to his apartment. Who does that? She’d expected another day of fighting her roommate and just holding on until tomorrow, and tomorrow’s tomorrow. Instead she’d been adopted by an imp she’d never met who was treating her as his daughter. The adoption agency and the kennels she’d known her whole life were rings below her. She was in an apartment in the Pride Ring, one filled with more horse decor than she ever thought possible.

The bedroom didn’t have any of that at least. It was bland, sterile as if it was never used before. A quick sniff told her Blitzø came in very rarely. Apparently he really did prefer the couch. Or, no, he said he was only at the apartment half the time…

Whatever, it’s not like it matters what that weirdo does. So long as it doesn’t involve me… She just had a couple changes of clothes in her bag. Her phone was in her pocket. She had a notebook she’d managed to keep away from everyone else. Inside the cover was a sealed envelope; it held every piece of Dina’s fur she’d managed to find before the sheets on their bunks were changed.

Loona just dropped her bag on the bed. She didn’t want to unpack if she decided to ditch this place. He just let me have the keys. I could just run when he’s not here… Running with no plan in a city she knew nothing about was stupid though. She may not know much outside the kennels but that wasn’t hard to figure out. She wouldn’t unpack yet, not until she got some food and figured out her next step.

Before long Blitzø was back. “Well, I proved glaring at an engine doesn’t make me a fucking mechanic. And I’m hungry, want to get some pizza? Or I can bring some back.” Loona both did and didn’t want to go out; her ears flattened back and a whine escaped her throat before she could respond. “Oh shit you’re probably tired from all this.” Blitzø covered her noticeable distress with the lamest excuse. “I’ll grab a couple for us. Anything you want on it?”

Her ears flicked. She’d never been able to choose toppings. Loona thought back to some foods she’d liked before. “Sausage? And peppers?” Blitzø gave her a thumbs up and was gone again. She retreated to the bedroom, looking up her location on the Ring Maps app. Getting to Pentagram City, where Dina was likeliest to be, she’d need to drive or take a bus.

Blitzø was back with the promised pizzas. He’d gotten one with both her requested toppings and one with extra cheese. She’d actually meant one of each topping but the teen had missed enough meals to not complain; for all she knew the imp would just toss it all away if she did. It turned out to taste pretty good, even more so because it was fresh and well made. “Thanks for dinner,” she said quietly. It seemed appropriate.

“You’re welcome Loona. Oh! Got this for you too!” He produced a plain white cube, about five inches on each side. Loona had never seen anything like it. “What’s this?” she asked suspiciously.

“Figured you need a treat to celebrate your adoption.” She opened the box; it turned out to be made of stiff paper. Inside was…a cupcake. But just like the pizza was completely different than anything she’d had before, this was beyond any desert she’d seen. The wrapper was a shimmery grey; she could see white cake between the paper cup and frosting. It was topped with a swirl of black and purple frosting. Star shaped sprinkles we scattered on the top, glinting silver. Finally there was a white crescent moon topping it, stuck into the cake with a skewer. “I wanted to surprise you, so I went with vanilla. Can’t go wrong there. Happy adoption Loona, welcome to the family.”

Loona fought to not cry. She covered it by taking a bite. The cupcake had just the right sweetness and was pleasantly moist. “Thanks…Blitzø.” She managed to keep from crying until she was alone in her new room. Once the door was locked, she couldn’t help it. Loona couldn’t even say why exactly she was crying, just that she was. She kept the crescent moon though. Removed from the wooden skewer, it turned out to be made of stiff, iridescent paper. It was perfect for marking her spot in her notebook.

Blitzø had been right about being gone about half the time. He was doing… something across all the rings. Or a lot of somethings. Between that and his visits to the Goetian Prince, it really was about half the time. But for some reason he hired a babysitter for her! Not all the time but when he knew he was going to be gone overnight.

When she’d been introduced to the female imp, she blew up at her new adoptive parent. For her part, Millie the “babysitter” also laid into Blitzø verbally.

“Blitzø! She’s basically an adult! She don’t need a babysitter! Hell, I was doing babysitting jobs when I was younger than she is now.” Her country accent was heavy and getting more so with agitation. “I don’t mind gettin paid to watch yer house, but let the poor thing have some… I dunno, respect?”

“Look Mills, this is all new for Loona. She’d barely been out of the adoption agency before and needs time to adjust. Isn’t that right, Loonie Toonie?” He hugged her side and rumpled her hair.

Loona snapped her jaws at him. “I can take care of myself Blitzø! I don’t need somebody hovering over me!” She shoved him away roughly before going back to her room. Automatically she locked the door, pressing her back up against it and sliding to the floor. Over the last week she’d been getting more used to Blitzø giving her little hugs. It still spooked her, especially with how fast he was.

Through the door she could hear Blitzø and the imp woman talking about payment and schedule. The other imp kept saying that a nearly adult Hellhound didn’t need a nanny. Blitzø wouldn’t take no for an answer though. Things went quiet for a bit except for the pings of text messages. Eventually Loona heard Blitzø leave and Millie huff before settling in on the couch.

Ten minutes later, Loona peeked out of her room. Millie was on her phone. The imp spotted her and chirped, “Hi there! Sorry ‘bout the yellin earlier. Blitzø likes to go overboard on stuff, ya gotta know how to rein him in.” She popped up to hold out a hand. “I’m Millie.”

Loona shook the other woman’s hand once. Millie’s clawed fingers felt tiny in hers. “Loona. So how’d he convince you to stick around?”

“Ah,” Millie shrugged. “Blitzø mentioned you’re all alone and haven’t been out in this Ring at all. Besides, he told me to help you shop for more clothes if you’re up for it.”

Getting more than worn hand-me-downs perked her interest. But the downside would be if she could stuff new clothes in her bag in case she decided to run. “Maybe later,” she said tersely before retreating behind her lock again.

“Later” ended up being the next day. She emerged a few times to grab a snack and relieve herself. Each time she exchanged a few words with Millie. Not enough to be friends, not in a day, but she didn’t feel as spooked around the imp woman. She only got one outfit so she could still shove everything into her bag if she needed. Blitzø was back the day after.

That ended up being Loona’s routine for a couple more months. Either Blitzø or Millie would be around but they mostly gave her space. After the first week she started sleeping a lot; she hadn’t realized how tired she’d been up until now. But once some of the fatigue lifted, she started exploring the apartment.

So much horse decor and memorabilia. Just… it was almost disturbing how much Blitzø liked horses. Amid the weird horse junk, she found some books and movies. Most of the books looked and smelled barely touched. Sifting through them in their cardboard box, the back cover of one caught her eye.

“Learn to scry! Keep your stupid cappuccino hot! Find lost keys! Keep tabs on your enemies! These and more simple spells inside, you dumbasses! Satisfaction guaranteed or you really are a fucking moron.”

“What the dick?” Loona pulled out the book; Magick for Fucking Dumbasses vol. 2. “You can use magick…to find things…people?” Could I find Dina this way? Hope blossomed in her chest. She took the book back to her room and flipped to the relevant chapter.

Apparently you could find people with certain spells, you just needed something of theirs. Fortunately Loona had an envelope of ‘somethings’ tucked away. Unfortunately you needed way more comprehension on magick than Loona had at the moment. The spell she wanted was at the end of volume two, she’d need to read the first book. But then she had a chance to find her sister in crowded Pentagram City.

While Blitzø was in Greed, she worked her way through volume one and kept going. Despite her only goal being to find her sister, Loona realized she was enjoying herself. She felt…accomplished. Especially the first time she managed to levitate an object. It was just for twenty seconds, but it was real. After being told so often she was worthless, being able to learn and use a new skill felt amazing.

The tracking spell wasn’t too hard to understand. The problem was the power needed to fuel it, especially in populated areas like Pentagram City and Imp City. Loona was practicing; the only way to get more power was to use it, apparently like building muscles.

Then Blitzø, while discussing the receptionist position for his assassination company mentioned it would include using magick and being in charge of a grimoire, it was too good to pass up. She’d be able to practice as part of her job. And a grimoire like Stolas’ made the books she’d been reading look like baby books.

“Guess I can do that. Not like I’m doing anything else right now,” she said, doing her best to sound disinterested. Loona was getting used to Blitzø but she didn’t trust him yet. Not enough to let him know how much she was learning magick, much less the reason.

Back in her room, she pulled out her notebook. She was filling it with a mix of journal entries, doodles, and notes on her reading. She turned to the current page, neatly marked by the crescent moon. She levitated it slowly, counting the seconds she could hold it up. 68. 68 seconds wasn’t a lot, but it was more than yesterday. It fluttered down to the page as she noted the new time and made a short journal entry.

“I’ll keep working on it, Dina,” she said to the paper moon.

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[helluvalittlesblog]

Give me something to hold onto Chapter 2:

Little!Owl! 🦉🪄🔮✨️

Chapter 2:

Stolas and Blitzø's friendship was rather awkward at first, very little in common, and only one day of history they can really relate to one another.

They started meeting with each other once a month for the exchange, Stolas would often invite Blitzø in for tea, and out of pure guilt, he'd say yes.

He felt bad, Stolas had no friends! And honestly Blitzø didn't have anything better to do, so...

And though it was awkward at first, the more they interacted, the more he started to see that they did have a lot more in common than they had originally thought.

"So, your daughter is a hellhound?" Stolas asks him.

Blitzø chuckles awkwardly. "Yup, I couldn't be prouder of her, she's so talented and she secretly has a lot of heart, but don't tell her I said that, she'd probably kill me."

"Daughters are wonders." Stolas says, and Blitzø can't disagree. "My daughter is a bit angsty too, but like loona has a heart of gold. Though it seems she shows it a bit more than Loona."

Blitzø and Stolas both laugh at that. "Did I tell you she bit me after I gifted her spiders for her adoption anniversary?" Blitzø asks. "It was infected, but it's fine now."

"Why would you gift your daughter spiders?" Stolas asks.

Blitzø laughs. "I don't know, she's angsty and dark, I thought she'd like it!"

Stolas laughs, too. "You are certainly something else, Blitzø."

The two of them became closer once they started discussing life beyond only parenthood. They talked about work, shows they watch (mostly Blitzø talking about my little pony for hours,) and sometimes psychological things.

Stolas found Blitzø's brutal honesty refreshing. He was honest and didn't try to suck up to the prince, but told him everything he was thinking, even if it was rude or vulgar.

But he was never cruel like Stella was. Everything he said was more random or even playful banter, never meant to be taken as an insult.

They found their relationship worked a lot better with the back and forth teasing. They were both so good at it!

They also shared their passions with each other...

Sure, Blitzø liked horses...a lot and Stolas loved plants more than any normal person could comprehend, regardless, they still listened to the intense ramblings of the other, and that made them both feel special to each other.

Today however...their relationship was going to change a lot more.

~~~Blitzø & Stolas: Present~~~

Blitzø scaled the palace walls, book in mouth in order to climb up to return it to Stolas.

"There you are. Where in hell have you been?" Stolas asks once he reaches the top.

Blitzø falls face first onto the floor, spitting out the book. "You know it's not exactly easy climbing up here all the time!" Blitzø complains.

"I know, I'm- I'm sorry." Stolas says, helping him up, taking the grimoire and setting it aside. "I just can't let my staff see you, you know Stella can't know about us." He says.

"Right, but- why is that exactly? It's not like we're fucking or anything." Blitzø says. "We're just hanging out."

"I know, I just..." Stolas sighs. "She just wouldn't understand alright?" Stolas asks.

Blitzø sighs and shrugs. "Alright, yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry."

"It's fine." Stolas says. "I'd just rather not discuss Stella at the moment. I'd rather try and relax for once." He says.

Blitzø bit down a comment about him being a prince, he gets to rest whenever he wants, why was he always so stressed out? "Alright. Yeah, whatever." Blitzø says.

Stolas and Blitzø pause awkwardly before Stolas suddenly smiles at him. "Want to see what I got?"

Blitzø smiles at him. "What is it?"

"I'll show you, wait here." He instructs, excitedly leaving the room.

Blitzø does as asked and waits in the room, but he never said he'd sit still!

He walked around the room. He admired the decorating, The photos on the wall...

The place was just so...big and perfect! He couldn't help but look for a fatal flaw, something has to be wrong with it.

Then something caught his eye.

He opened the closet and something small and plastic rolled out of it.

Is that-?

Stolas walks back into the room holding a book which he drops when he sees what Blitzø has.

"Stolas?" Blitzø asks, holding up a pacifier he found on the floor. "What's this?"

"Blitzø...I can explain!" Stolas says. "I only use it to re- I mean de-stress! It's not- I just- it's nothing-"

Blitzø looks at it, then back at Stolas. "So you're a...?"

Stolas interrupts. "I understand if you think I'm weird or if you want to leave. I swear it's nothing inappropriate!" He says. "I just- anxiety- and-?"

"It's not weird, Stolas!" Blitzø says defensively. "It's...it's..." Blitzø sighs. "It's fine. It's normal, okay? Calm the fuck down, christ on a stick." He mumbles.

Stolas's eyebrows furrow, not sure if he believes Blitzø, he felt humiliated, Blitzø was sure to hate him. How can anyone see what he does as normal?

Blitzø sighs. "I promise it's okay. I know about regression."

"You do?" Stolas asks in surprised.

Blitzø nods. "Yeah I've... known some regressors," He explains.

Stolas smiles, and sits down on the bed, his hand on his chest relieved. "So...you understand!

I've never met anyone who has actually heard of it before!" Stolas hoot's happily. "Oh Blitzø, perhaps- perhaps you could keep me company while I'm little!"

Blitzø rubs the back of his neck. "Uhh, well-"

"I feel so lonely in headspace sometimes, and I just want some company. You don't have to do anything! I just- I trust you. And I think I could feel safe with you when I'm little as well." Stolas explains.

Blitzø's eyes widened. Someone trusted him? But why?

Stolas's face changed expressions, looking nervous now, like he made a mistake. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have assumed you'd be comfortable-"

"...We can do that." Blitzø says seriously interested in the idea.

Stolas looks at him with surprise. "What?"

Blitzø smiles. "We can...hang out when you're regressed. I actually don't mind."

Stolas smiles. "Really?"

Blitzø nods. "Yeah. It could be fun." He says.

Stolas hugged Blitzø without much warning. "Oh, Blitzy! Thank you!"

"Don't call me that." Blitzø tells him.

Stolas chuckles. "This is going to be fun! I promise I'm very well behaved." Stolas says.

Blitzø chuckles and rolls his eyes. "Yeah, I'm sure you are."

'That's what they all say.' He thought to himself.

"You're-" Stolas blushes. "Thank you, Blitzø." Stolas says.

Blitzø looks away from Stolas awkwardly. "Uh, yeah. You're welcome."

"You're a very good friend." Stolas tells him.

....

No, he's not.

"Thanks, Stols." He says.

[iliterate-cunt]

This is my attempt at a Helluva Boss revamp

Because of course a teen on the net can attempt to write something more compelling than a team of professional writers.

These are my main complaints:

-The "character arcs" are way too quick for my taste. And they are more an exploration thing than a development.

-Blitzø is an asshole that is aware of being such. But more than an asshole: he is annoying. And by the point is shown that he feels bad for being an asshole, and that we should feel bad for him :(((, he already got unbearable. Why is this man the protagonist?

-The series is WAYY too focused on Blitzø, Moxxie and Stolas. To the point that Millie doesn't seem to have a personality of her own, and she is a main character. Hell, the episode about her parents is focused on Moxxie and Blitzø with this new dude.

-The color pallete. The reds are nice. But why only get stuck with red, white, black and mayyyybe yellow? If you made color pallets for the characters, you wouldn't recognize which is which (except Stolas, and mayyyybe Loona, but with Stolas you could confuse him with his family). The better looking episodes are the ones where it looks different enough.

-Consider this an extension of the first point: Blitzø with Stolas. Is way to quick, to the point where you can't pin point when it suddenly turned into something romantic (or at least something more than sexual)

Now. What would I do?

If Blitzø is still the protagonist: the point of the series wouldn't be that they're just hitmen. The point would be that in every adventure they're going, Blitzø slowly realizes that he is actively hurting the ones who he cares, and it culminates in the point when he wants to change. Not a full redemption, he would still be as immoral as any demon, but not as jerky as he was at the beginning. Also if he is doing something minor but shitty it would be at least funny.

But there's also the idea that Moxxie is the protagonist and we see from his point of view more. Then Blitz would become some sort of antagonist that gets some development tht removes that status (based on the idea above). Imagine. A hitman with his wife working on killing people and learning more about his boss. And this version of Moxxie would be more logical, yet has a very poor control of his emotions. Smart, yet gets angry easily. And while the series progresses, we see him actually improving his emotional intelligence. Also even though he is big brain he would explain his ideas badly, which lead to hijinks and that stuff.

With Millie... Let her have a personality besides her husband. Maybe she is more emotionally intelligent than her husband, and also a street smarts sort of gal. Also Millie would be interested in more "vain" stuff, like how cities look, or how humans act, since it's stuff that seems odd to her. This could cause some sort of conflict (that gets resolved in the duration of the show),

And with Loona. Yeah. She would still be a edgelord. Someone who interacts rudely to everyone, even though the rest attempts at being nice to her (if it works or not is another thing). But I would explore more of that. Why is she so rude? We had parts of ONE episode to see that. The fact that she has no friends and was adopted just before she turned 18 is never addressed, just stated and then we never see it again. Maybe we could see more of her trying to befriend other people, yet failing since she doesn't really know how to interact with other people in a positive way. Y'know. Explore her more.

And... The Blitzø x Stolas stuff. Oh boy.

In this version, this starts with the moment Stolas gave Blitzø the grimoire in exchange of sex. Stolas is in a loveless marriage, yet he doesn't have the guts to ask his wife about divorce, mostly because of his daughter (even though she is miserable hearing them fight so badly) and social pressure (of the what will the people think if he divorces and stays with someone who is below him regarding social class), so instead he searches some sort of care with someone without telling his wife, and Blitzø is not the first person who he has attempted to have an affair with, but is the longest affair he had, therefore, he falls in love with . (It's clear in the original series that Stolas and Stella's marriage is miserable, but is not clear why they haven't divorced, even though is implied in episode 8 that they did split up, so I gave them a reason)

So Stolas from the beginning is searching for some sort or romantic -or even platonic- love (he is not as degenerate as the og series, but still has one or two weird moments), but Blitzø is just there for the book and has intercourse because he can have. And the "big moment of truth" that starts the series climax would be the point when they realize the other's feelings: Blitz realizing that Stolas is in love with him, and Stolas realizing that Blitzø is not interested in him for him, and with this, Stolas realizes too that Blitzø is truly a horrible person. And no, they would not magically fix things and end together. They would at best become friends. But the most possible thing is that Stolas shares the grimoire and there's no other situation where they both interact willingly.

Also with Stella and the "wanting to kill Stolas" thing, it would be actually explained. The reasoning behind her plan is that she wants to leave him, but is afraid of what people will think of both her and him, and has come to the conclusion that the route she needs to take is to straight up murder Stolas. Not only she would be done with him forever, but either she or Octavia would take Stolas' place as a "prince of hell".

If we are going with the Blitzø as the protagonist route, then it would be ambiguous (in between the romantic-platonic-sexual attraction limbo) , but with the series progression, it would slowly become less subtle. But with the Moxxie as protagonist, it would be more straight to the point, and Blitz would appear to be oblivious to the romantic advances.

And with the pallete thing, I tried doing something that would make the show less boring to look in the color sense. Still a red dominant palette, but not as much as before

That's all the problems I believe I would resolve. Is semi coherent, so don't be afraid to ask something about it, just don't be a dick asking about it.

Perhaps if something is brought up, I could add this below 👁👁

[spaceumbredoggos]

Kenz x Bill in So Much for Stardust is part satire against Billdip/Billford shipping and part satisfying my urge to let Bill do things to me that are dangerous to anyone’s mental health. Thats why a lot of his iffy behavior is implied and not outright said in detail. Kenz X Bill by definition is a proship, and it’s more so told as a person escaping lifetimes of abuse rather than the abuse and relationship itself.

Kenz won’t end up with someone romantically in the end (maybe with Bee way way way after the events of So Much For Stardust.) All those scenes where Kenz is getting romantically involved with consenting adults is them indulging in an unhealthy coping mechanism or being a slave to their Umbredoggo biology. Which is another plot device I use as satire for omegaverse and the furry community. It’s not being mean making fun of the furry community or omegaverse, it is more so an inside joke made to make fun of the fact that furries are cringe and kinda into anthropomorphic animals, most notably wolves and foxes. A lot of So Much For Stardust’s plot is dramatically written edgy satire poking fun at proships, omegaverse, forced religious plot lines (think all the prophecy shit that happens in warrior cats, which is where a fuck ton of the hellverse shit comes up), and authority figures being major idiots (My interpretation of the Axolotl is that he’s a major Cornelius Fudge level idiot that decays into a state of self preservation.)

The reason why Ford and the Pines are generally friends with IMP and there’s no general hatred for hellborn demons and hellaverse characters is because Gravity Falls is a general place of religious trauma. Also, I like to write Ford and Stolas having some sort of crush on each other but it’s very minor and it’s more an excuse to write two confused owls try to figure out parenting adult children with Blitzø. Kenz fits the role as Ford’s adoptive child, and a lot of Kenz’s angst comes from general hatred for parental figures.

I had a feeling that it would be shitty to remove Kenz from their family, but the reason I did that was because one, I wanted to showcase how powerful Bill had gotten, two, I wanted to use this to poke fun of the forced religious plot, and three, I am processing how close to homelessness I myself have gotten too, and how easily I could end up alone myself. A lot of Kenz’s backstory is based on my own that is dramatized (bill didn’t fuck up my childhood and things happen for a reason) and So Much For Stardust is basically about healing from generations of trauma.

Rabid Dipper is my love letter to whump. I want there to be a shit ton of romantic tension between Kenz and Dipper later on, without it getting gross. I had a crush on Dipper as a kid, and now I see him as something to protect. Like an adorable baby cactus or a baby crocodile with Cheerios balanced on his head. Not in a pedo way, more like a protective older sibling way.

That being said, Kenz (not IRL Kenz, being me) would be a shitty partner but an amazing friend. Kenz often goes through back and forth phases of being super promiscuous to being completely abstinent, mostly due to umbredoggo biology. Kenz tried to basically use sex as a coping mechanism. Kenz has a lot of intimacy issues and trauma, and I write more of those than the sex itself. Kenz is far better at platonic relationships, and loves physical contact. They’re touch starved.

Kenz’s autism isn’t because they’re part Umbredoggo. They’d be autistic without it. A lot of the Umbredoggo stuff is also me trying to figure out my own non-physical identity. As a kid, I would identify as a cat and would hiss at my father from the trees in the yard. I still question if I’m a therian or otherkin a lot of times, and I’m scared to come out. I’m scared to age regress or pet regress or to involve myself in the therian/otherkin community because of my fear of loss of autonomy, something that Kenz deals with all the fucking time.

Anyways, Check out So Much For Stardust. I update it at least once weekly on this blog. Once it’s done, it will be posted on Wattpad, Quotev, and AO3. I work super hard on this fanfic and I would really appreciate if it got the love I feel it deserves. It’s in its initial rough draft phase, and even when all the chapters are written, I still won’t be done with it. I still have to write more drafts of the chapters and eventually make a final draft. There’s a whole multiverse involved with alternate versions of Kenz from alternate universes (A Pokemon version, a warrior cats version, a Pokemon mystery dungeon version. Fuck. They’re even a FNAF animatronic version.) This blog is basically all about the Kenzverse (Yeah, that’s what I’ll call it.)

[peppy-jester]

★ ★ [[ one for AR & one for Blitzo? ]]

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character. (accepting)

AR

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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Blitzø

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better