#blorbo template

[i-like-media]

Beware the blorbo rabbit hole

[briarmoon1015]

I could spend hours talking about each and every decision I made on this lmao

[budder-tigress]

Hehehehehhehhh

Did I fill this out just to procrastinate working on my pinhead drawing?

Perhaps

I feel awful because I lost the op of this amazing Blorbo Template ;-;

But here's the blank

[deadbeatescape]

none of the other blorbo charts satisfied me so here's a blank template of the one I just made. feel free to use

[virgo-dream]

‘tis the season of blorbo-ing!

have some templates so you can too make your own top blorbo list, inspired by the designs on this year’s Spotify wrapped!

if you use these, please tag me! I will love to see your lists ✨

[the-gateway-to-madness]

blorbos

[ms-scarletwings]

[inafieldofdaisies]

Understand My Ship in 5 Minutes | Tagged by @marivenah @la-grosse-patate @nightbloodbix @socially-awkward-skeleton @adelaidedrubman @cassietrn

Tagging, @shellibisshe @finding-comfort-in-rain @strangefable @strafethesesinners @voidika @carlosoliveiraa @corvosattano @florbelles @g0dspeeed @trench-rot @josephslittledeputy @josephseedismyfather @purplehairsecretlair @dumbassdep @simonxriley @captastra @wrathfulrook @onehornedbeast @gearvmac @cloudofbutterflies92 @kyber-infinitygems @thesingularityseries @simplegenius042 @unholymilf @aceghosts @direwombat and anyone that would like to do the tag 🤍

[revivivivify]

From the brilliant imaginations of myself, @tofu-bento-box, and @thewiglesswonder, I bring you the Functionality/Expression Axis, used to quantify a character’s behavior when afflicted by love or lust, or both.

[ruvviks]

– CHARACTER PSD 002. ↳ download ✧ font 1 & 2 ✧ reblog & credit if you use please!

[i-like-media]

The scrunkly...

[yuelaos-codex]

Wedding Ship Meme

link to template by @heyneon

tagging @bbrocklesnar @alexxmason @captmactavish @onehornedbeast @finding-comfort-in-rain @carlosoliveiraa @tao-tgsh @ghastlyrider @captastra and anyone who wants to ✨ no pressure ofc!

Decided to do both ending 2 (my canon) and ending 3 to show how different yet similar the routes are!

++ some rambles/explanations under the cut:

ASCENDANT ENDING

THE PRENUP

this is sending me bc i have this long ass timeline that leads to them signing a prenup:

- astarion ascends, then breaks up with selene bc she didn’t want to become his spawn

- selene comes with karlach and wyll to avernus, but she doesn’t last long (she’s a lover not a fighter 💀) karlach convinces her to go back to faerun. she tells her that she has been on autopilot ever since, and she has not had the time to process the breakup. the constant fighting in the hells was not helping

- hesitantly she goes back to waterdeep, where she learns that she is being summoned back to evereska. she journeys there and gets celebrated as the savior of baldur’s gate. she starts creating songs abt her adventures. somehow, she still felt as an outsider in her family despite getting acknowledgment. she goes back to waterdeep where she feels more at home

- she slowly builds her reputation. the reunion party also happens during this time.

- 3 years pass by. she goes back to baldur’s gate ever since the brain. not as a hero, but as a performer this time 🥳

- they see each other again ever since the party

- zariel arc begins(!) selene recruits astarion (and the gang!) to help defeat zariel. this is where they rebuild their relationship, whatever it was. they make house of hope their homebase

- before the final fight, astarion, desperate and pissed off that selene was not jumping on his advances, propositions (again 😩) to turn her. they get into this massive fight. selene tells him that the only way that they can make this work is to enter a (magical, hell-powered) contract, where he can’t compel her and in return she can’t leave or betray him. astarion, who was planning all along to turn selene into a vampire bride (where he actually can’t compel her) instead of a spawn, agrees to it since the contract was heavily in his favor. BOOM PRENUP. they both sign it. astarion turns her the very same night 💀 they’re basically married at this point

- they defeat zariel yay, slowly take over baldur’s gate while also getting a vacation home in waterdeep while also traveling the world yadda yadda. then they have a wedding despite already being married for years bc why not ✨

THE WEDDING

at this point selene is a very famous singer, and astarion close to becoming the shadow ruler of baldur’s gate. their wedding gets called the wedding of the century— think the royal wedding, imagine the masses crowding on the gates trying to see what’s going on inside 💀 they hold it during the daytime to squash all the rumors of them being vampires. their motif is white and gold, and is heavily influenced by elven culture. selene’s gown’s train is around 20 ft long. their cake is 3 minscs and 8 boos tall. the festivities lasted for DAYS. lots of hedonistic debauchery occurred ehehe

THE SONGS

so i chose songs that had wedding vibes but also toxic when you listen to the lyrics. chemtrails over the county club is about choosing to live in your own safe and comfortable bubble despite the ongoing horrors outside (cue in my snow globe symbolism for them). there’s also this line where it says “it’s never too late, baby, so don’t give up” which makes me feel that there’s still hope in the relationship becoming healthy… eventually 🤡 (i mean, they actually have forever between them). you belong to me is very fitting bc astarion can let her roam the world freely, but ultimately she can’t leave him. (this also aligns with one of the voicelines a!astarion has if tav leaves with karlach to avernus as a spawn— he tells them that he allowed them to go with karlach bc he’s not some “controlling monster”. he could summon tav back beside him if he wanted to.)

SPAWN ENDING

THE WEDDING

as for the spawn ending, at first they want to hold it with just the two of them but then word gets around, and now everyone was excited for the wedding! they didn’t expect so many people would want to congratulate and celebrate with them. imagine 7k+ people wanting to attend 💀💀💀

they hold the wedding reception in the underdark, but made their vows privately under the night sky 🥹😭 MOON AND STAR MOTIF LFG 😭😭😭

THE SONGS

just a quick one: there’s this line in your universe that says “you can thank your stars all you want but, i’ll always be the lucky one” which i think perfectly sums up how he views tav/selene. bc who in their right mind would help a vampire— a monster, let alone give them their blood? only tav/selene. (which also aligns with his voiceline saying “other people don’t have a heart like that. you’re… you. no one is like that.”) ANYWAY ENOUGH RAMBLING THANKS FOR READING 😘

[wonderful-magician]

I've had five days off and the boredom infection is going to get me

[devils-yui]

IM CRYIGN HIS FACE WHILE KEYLETH IS IN THE BACKGROUND GRIEVING OVER WATCHING A BIRD IN THE FEY REALM STRAIGHT UP DIE.

I'M HAPPY THAT HE LOOKS PROUD BUT OMFL KEYLETH HONEY-

[bartallenmyblorbo]

Bart Allen, Impulse, My Beloved Blorbo!!! (Now in Perler Beads!

[cabi-leodrann]

Couldn't work at my school, so I made those lil shit on paint

I love them dearly.

Anyway, this i my contribution to the internet lol

Post 1/2 btw-