#bnha incorrect quotes funny

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.

[anime-as-textposts]

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?

Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever

Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?

Shouta: did I mention dumb?

Hizashi: yeah, why?

Shouta: just checking

*later*

Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT

[incorrect-bkdk-quotes]

Deku: Who wants to make 1000 yen?

Katsuki: How?

Deku: I need someone to take the fall.

Todoroki: What did you do?

Aizawa, from the other room: What the hell!

Katsuki and Todoroki:

Aizawa: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Deku: Make it 5000?

Katsuki: Deal

Deku: *Gives him the money*

Aizawa, storming in: WHO DID THIS?!

Katsuki: It was Todoroki.

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as things ive overheard in high-school 9

all might: alright kiddos we doing dodge ball today so if you got glasses on then you best take em off

iida, throwing his glasses off: fuck it we ball

midoriya: dont hit all might now

iida: if i mistake him for a student cus i cant see then thats his fault

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kirishima: you are the reason we shouldnt be allowed to have art classes

kaminari, drawing a scarily realistic dick: literally what are you talking about

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*during theater club*

shouji: so i just fall

tokoyami: yeah but be dramatic with it

shouji: aight

shouji: *death drops*

kouda: :o

yaoyorozu: OH THATS NOT-

tokoyami: no no let him cook

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masterlist <3

[poppy5991]

Dabi: If you’re not here for revenge, then what’s your deal?

Compress: Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean?

Dabi: Haha yeah

Dabi, under his breath: Fuck me, am I not legit enough for this extremist group? I should have paid more attention in political science class.

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

*Aged up Pro Hero Characters*

Monoma: Kamanari, is that choker actually part of your hero costume!? *Scoffs* Chokers are so 2016!

Kamanari: Actually, it's a sex thing. I use the choker for sex.

Monoma: What

Kamanari: What

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shinsou: I hate all those things that were like, “they used to be so strong and funny…. ThEn [insert trauma here], now they are a shell of what they once were”

Shinsou: I can be traumatized and still be strong and funny. I’m the funniest fucker I know

Tsuyu: yesterday you said that you wanted to enter a coma so you didn’t have to deal with an authority figure being mad at you again

Shinsou: both can be true, am I not allowed to have duality, tsuyu??

[slaytism]

Mitsuki: My son only eats homemade food

Inko: That’s nice. My son eats the rocks at playgrounds.

Mitsuki:

Inko:

Mitsuki, Screaming into the backyard): Izuku is Katsuki force feeding you playground rocks?!

Izuku, staring at Katsuki: Katsukis telling me to tell you that hes not.

Mitsuki: Jesus Christ

[akurui-shizen7]

Hawks: Please? For me?

[Name]: Don’t do that.

Hawks: Do what, [Name]?

[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Hawks: Please, for me?

[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.

[fruitycaake]

All Might: I’m proud of you, my boy.

Izuku: *has tears and his eyes and hugs All Might, smiling*

All Might: *Hugging Izuku back*

Izuku: *accidentally lifts All Might out of pure happiness*

All Might: what the fuck-

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

bakugo: you're such a fucking loser deku. midoriya: well you married me, so who's the REAL loser here? bakugo: you are not allowed to use this marriage against me. midoriya: i am 100% allowed to use this marriage against you.

[anime-as-textposts]

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shouta: *exists*

Hizashi: this means nothing. I'm 16. These feelings will fade.

*fifteen years later*

Hizashi, sweating: any day now...

[imhereiguess420]

Y/N: How do you feel about me, Izuku

Izuku, vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter glass: I love you to a normal amount.

[inoxske]

Bakugo, doing an interview as a pro-hero: What the fuck is smash or pass

Interviewer: So basically, ill show a pic of your friends and you'll tell me if you'd have sex with them basically

Bakugo: ... okay

Interviewer: *picture of midoriya*

Bakugo: pass

*picture of denki*

Bakugo: Pass

*picture of sero*

Bakugo: pass

"picture of minet-*

Bakugo: PAss.

*picture of mina*

Bakugo: pass.

*Picture of Kirishima*

Bakugo: ... What do I say when I would have sex with them?

Interviewer, laughing: You would say Smash

Bakugo: Okay, Smash. Detroit smash this bitch-

Kirishima, watching tv at a bar with Denki and Deku: ... Nah, hes just being silly

Denki and Midoriya: NO HES NOT!