modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!
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"Good Cop, Bat Cop" — a poll tournament to find the Batman character who is closest to being "basically a cop"
Batman is a costumed crime-fighter created in 1939. Since then, there has been ever-evolving discussion about what "crime", "fighting", and "crime-fighting" entail—and what all that means for Batman's relationship to his local police.
Batman makes friends, makes enemies, and becomes a middle-aged father of 3, 4, 5+ kids—and the discussion carries over to this large and debatably colorful cast.
Now we pit these fictional characters against each other in a poll tournament, to determine which among them is "a cop" in spirit.
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Submit Batman characters as contestants. Regular GCPD personnel (such as Commissioner Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Ellen Yin, et cetera) are ineligible. Ace the Bat-Hound, Batcow, Jarro, Bat-Mite, and other "joke characters" are eligible.
Submit propaganda arguing why certain characters are "a cop" in spirit.
Submit counterpropaganda arguing why certain characters are "not a cop" in spirit.
Strengthen your claims by including sources.
All officially published materials count. Core universe. Current timeline and old timelines. Retconned stuff. Elseworlds, alternate universes. Adaptations. Advertising materials.
Doylist and Watsonian readings are accepted.
Submissions through the Google form are anonymous. Responses are planned to be posted publicly.
Add "@goodcopbatcop" to posts that are relevant to this discussion.
Please send in content warnings that should be tagged.
Have fun~!
The double-elimination tournament brackets are planned to be posted at the beginning of April, soon followed by the polls.
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credit to firefly-graphics for the Batman divider
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Ok Ysabel and her relationship with her children and Aemond dying on top of that makes me so SAD 😭😭😭😭😭
Can…. Can we fix? Can we imagine something happy for them plz???
very tall order anon....... i dont know about this one... but for you? i got some wedding outfits. mildly related.
you can imagine they share an awkward half hearted smile and a kiss standing up there with the septon and then they have to endure several hours of awkward small talk during the wedding feast before heading off for the worlds freakiest (in a bad, weird, unsettling way) night
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