Sometimes I complain about abbreviations because why not just say the word/s, but then I remember I'm Australian and have no right to complain
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imagine your f/o coming home and slipping into bed with you. mumbling about how warm you are and resting their hands on your sides under your shirt.. bonus if their fingers are freezing. or maybe it’s the other way around: sneaking your hands up their shirt to warm them and snuggling in even closer
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Drop your f/o (1 maximum please, but can be romantic, platonic, familial, QPP) and I’ll tell you what they give out to trick or treaters! :)
Update 9/10/2023: Yes this is still open! :)
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I like to think that when the batfamily inevitably runs out of money and jobless Bruce, Tim, and Dick* find themselves in financial need, Steph reveals that she's made thousands of dollars taking odd jobs around Gotham City that we just never saw bc Steph hasn't been in a comic for months. Nobody checked in on her and while they weren't looking she made 6 grand babysitting and playing piano at a local theatre. Bruce has to grovel for enough money to buff out a scratch on the batmobile and Steph is revelling in it. This is the closest she's ever going to get to being a supervillain
*(Cass and Jason don't need money to survive on account of being homeless as kids + Babs funds Cass' basic needs and Damian is on his mom's payroll, same w/ duke even if it's obvs not al ghul money)
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Minecraft, But the patchnotes said "Ominous" so many times that it doesnt feel like a real word to such a point that i could be easily convinced that Jeb Underscore himself invented the word
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2022 Xmas card trades were mini shaker bottles!...because past!Me decided to randomly buy some. Can you see the common thread between all my craft projects XDD These were actually pretty quick to put together all things considering (which was great cos I started them really late lol).
Pro tip never use plastic bottles like I did because ugh they scratch so easily.
Made from: Mini plastic bottles, craft paper, pipecleaner, felt, beads, buttons, thread, matchsticks, random scrapbooking bits and bobs
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Hit your f/os with objects that make funny noises!
☆ - PVC pipes, empty paint cans, hollow paper tubes, hollow plastic tubes, empty plastic bottles, just bonk them over the head!
✿ - Whether it be because you're angry at them, you're messing with them or just for the fun of it, just do it!
☆ - How would they react? Would they be angry? Would they laugh? Would they hit you too? Would you guys start hitting eachother with the objects like a pillow fight?
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at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger
go make your own movie.
One where you’re the star
and everything’s my fault
the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy
to let someone else hold this grief
and sit in the bathtub,
all dressed up to go to the party.
Maybe in this movie it’s your party
and I the party crasher,
holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.
But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry
and you’re only twenty,
can’t listen to lullabies at night,
can’t sleep without a blanket
over your head like you’re scared
of your own shadow. God, go
write your own movie.
You could do it,
you’re still
pretty. Angry? Me too.
The bathtub’s overflowing,
the bathroom’s flooding
with whatever you couldn’t say
to the poet with their palms glued shut
in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.
Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.
Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.
Standing barefoot in the grass
I remembered the month of bad weather.
How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,
looking for your voice.
Oh, I will not forgive you.
Not like this.
With your fingers splayed
against the brute February sky,
lips cracked open like windows,
waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.
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some further first-time 911 viewer observations, tsunami edition, summarised from my discord screamings:
eddie dropping chris off with "his buck" just say "other dad" already
A FUCKING TSUNAMI??!?!
oh. oh no. oh no. he's got to tell eddie that--oh no.
THEIR FACES
i am emotionally compromised
OH THANK FUCK
i'm gonna watch that conversation again *watches it seven more times*
buck's "wait, am i gay?" post-feels face
THEY CAME BACK
oh shit buck is down SO bad
SOMETHING VERY LGBTQ IS HAPPENING RN
FUCKIGN KISS ALREADY
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