#brand new sentence

[robotslenderman]

"This is a feminist banger about Edgar Allen Poe"

[beemovieerotica]

could the norrington hentai cuck anon please reveal yourself

[terminallyworkingonit]

Who has two thumbs and just learned what it feels like to step on a whole ripe avocado in a dark carpeted room????

👍👍this guyyyyyyyy

[madame-mongoose]

i had a dream that i drank half a bottle of prune juice and i ended up in the hospital bc i couldnt stop shidding my britches. I think Obama was there at some point

He was there to shid with you

[silver-ace-of-spades]

Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night because they thought they were going to throw up but didn't, and their throat burns from acid reflux due to Thanksgiving overeating so they're coughing a lot, worsening the issue, and their throat keeps coating itself in mucus to heal, which worsens the problem even more, and they're worried their family will think they caught a cold or the flu or corona? Or is it just me?

[strixludica]

A moment ago I was slipping in and out of sleep while reading and my brain produce the phrase

When your feels try to overstretch your senses

[thereyvan]

so a while ago i was on Pinterest and saw this

so i looked in the comment section and saw this

naturally, i decided to comment this:

and that led to the creation of this amazing sentence:

[craycraybluejay]

The schlup of his pussy lips has alerted the guards. In order to survive he must

[kneedeepincynade]

After playing the hoi4 mod equestria at war (specifically escalation 84) I have developed acute changeling racism

[queerclarkkent]

YOU KNOW HOW like a lot of people are attracted to tentacle aliens?

And how, after humanity, the smartest species is probably octopi, right?

So when we're gone, or we expand to the rest of the galaxy and leave earth be for a bit, it'd make sense that they'd rise and evolve as the next dominant sapient species

That being said, tentacle 'aliens'

So it made me think, are we always destined to be attracted to the next future branch of the sapient evolutionary tree?

That being said, my main point is, would that mean Dinosaurs would have been attracted to us?

Because Emus are, and they're pretty closely related to dinosaurs. There are actually quite a few documented cases

Anyways, I dunno if this thought unnerves me, or makes me feel flattered

Make of it what you will

This has no scientific basis, but please science side give me an answer I can't sleep until I have a reliable answer this idea made me deeply uncomfortable and I can't get it out of my head

[abbiistabbii]

"Twitter has banned Twink Nipples" is not something I expected to hear today but here we are.

[catman-draws]

If the nutrition mime shows up at build-a-crab it’s on sight

-Ghost

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[stagefoot]

Well, of all the sentences I thought I’d hear today, “He’s conducting orgasms,” is not one of them

[chatosha]

Time to watch through the Rat Movie to find the clearest front-facing frame of the Giant Rat I can find to steal his ears and eyes and paste them onto Miku for my Miku cover of we're the rats thumbnail.

[delcat177]

I got this message on a game review I left on Facebook

...I mean, at least he apologized

Threads isn't half as polite about it

[gradient333]

r/brandnewsentence users finding out about the library of babel: :O