#breakfast therapy

[possumcollege]

May include a side of Kummerspeck.

[fullcravings]

Candied Ginger Scones

[dyxnamicart]

Give Hunter back his childhood 2023

[bogkeep]

random moment of curiosity. are there any fellow picky eaters who specifically avoid egg yolk but egg white is fine. i just realised i've never seen egg yolks mentioned in picky food lists

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My partner ordered us breakfast while he was having his therapy session in the living room, and I came out after to a horrible smell and discovered he’d bought himself a KFC tuna bowl. It was awful.

[spamsandsuch]

need to draw jevil calmly reading the newspaper at the kitchen table. A rare moment of jester tranquility. And then he takes a bite out of the newspaper

[robbybirdy]

Heizou - Baked Donuts

Hello, everybirdy. I knew the recipe that I was going to do for this character. I just had to wait, a little bit. Back in November, I got two donut pans for my birthday. And immediately knew that I was going to use it for Heizou’s post.

The character - Heizou. He says that his favorite food is fried. I knew that that wasn’t going to happen. Because if you have seen Card Captor Sakura, I am like Sakura when it comes to frying foods. It just scares me. But, I know with a lot of other things it will take time. 

Know onto the recipe. The recipe and instructions will be down in the description below. I will be tweaking it a bit so that you can make donuts with me, however if you want to make muffins with the original recipe I will share it with you. 

We are going to be making Blueberry Muffin Donuts. The recipe comes from one of my favorite cookbooks that I have titled Taste of Hope. 

The only thing I did differently from the recipe was add milk instead of sour cream, because I did not have sour cream in the house. And as most of you know, I don’t like going to the grocery store or getting an order on Intsacart just for one or two things. 

The first thing you want to do is preheat your oven to 375 F. 

Sift together your dry ingredients. This includes the flour, salt, baking soda and baking powder. 

In another large bowl you will combine your wet ingredients. The eggs, sugar, vegetable oil, vanilla and milk or sour cream. 

Add 1 tablespoon of your dry ingredients to the blueberries. This will help them not be at the bottom of your muffins/donuts.

Slowly add in your dry ingredients. And mix. I say slowly just because you don’t want a puff a flour coming in your nose or mouth. It is not fun, trust me. 

Fold in the blueberries. 

Spoon the mixture into the pan that you are using. If you are using a donut pan for the first time, you are going to want to run a test batch. Just to see the correct amount that you should be putting in there. 

Bake your donuts for about 15 minutes. If you are baking muffins you are going to want to bake somewhere between 20 and 30 minutes. “Remember you can always add time, you can never take it back.” -Robby’s Mom & Dad. 

You can add a glaze to your muffins/donuts. Everyone will love them, even if they don’t have a glaze. 

I hope that you liked this recipe.  Feel free to check it out for yourself. See you in the next post. Thank you.

Recipe: https://robbybirdy.tumblr.com/donuts

Ingredients 

4 cups flour

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon baking powder

4 eggs

2 cups sugar

1 cup vegetable oil

1 teaspoon vanilla

2 cups sour cream or milk (the consistency and the flavor will be different. But I had no complaints about them. And honestly something like that nobody really cares.)

2 cups frozen or fresh blueberries

Set oven at 375 degrees. Sift together flour, salt, baking powder, and baking powder.

Add eggs, sugar, vegetable oil, vanilla, and sour cream or milk in a large bowl and mix. 

Add in dry ingredients and mix. 

Fold in blueberries. 

Spoon batter into muffin cups or donut pans, that are coated with cooking spray or spoon into paper baking cups. 

Bake your muffins at 375 for 20 to 30 minutes. 

Bake your donuts at 375 for 15 minutes. 

This recipe makes about 30 large or 48 small muffins. 

This recipe makes about 2 dozen donuts- baker's dozen.

[aurorashard]

So my allergy results came back and I'm not allergic to peanuts/walnuts/pecans. That's good.

However! I won the fucking genetic lottery again and have a rare allergy to egg yolks! The poor nurse who called to tell me hah. I was just sitting there on the phone trying to process this and bless her, I just said "well fuck me running... Shoot sorry. This is a lot." She was nice about it but god. I don't. Don't even know where to start. I'll have a good cry, call the dietitian they recommended and then I guess get a box and start going through the cupboards.

[kingmlem]

I don't care what anyone says.

This:

Is a literal sweetheart. Y'all are just mean.

No, I will not:

Be taking criticism

Shut up about this

[mjtheartist04]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting... mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO *flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream* The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 *bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants* *Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement* *Does a jig* *Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers* *Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose* Oopsie! *Shit drips down leg softly* I had a little accident tee hee *shits out entire organs in a masculine way* UWU *notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor* Uwu Owo *Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit* Bone apple tea! *Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male* 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U *Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass)* I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

[girlwithfish]

ive involuntarily become a morning person bc i keep waking up at like 5-6am nd cant go back to sleep LOL

[toytulini]

god my executive dysfunction is so fucking Bad lately

[fullcravings]

GF Lemon Blueberry Mochi Pancakes

[elytrafemme]

why doesn't anybody talk about schrodinger's mental illness? seriously i think i'm onto something here

[widevibratobitch]

omw to play emotional support for my mom disguised as ✨fun family bonding time✨ for the rest of the week <3333 there's something so deeply wrong with me uwu teehee

[barelycarne]

13/04/2024

Salad Rocks! I love that, and realised on that Day that I just started the “Pizza is Cheaper than Therapy”-Diet.

For that I try every Day another Pizza at another Restaurant until I feel rock-solid again.