#bro is hongry

[apricorned]

POV: u just came home with fresh poffins

[blenselche]

a little quick comic (post Seventeen/pre Come Along With Me) you can't tell me Gumbald didn't make Fern keep tabs on Finn it's canon as far as I'm concerned

their soul buzzes like an old nokia tryna recombine itself when they get within like 10 feet

sorry fern ur stalking is useless u aint sneaky

my handwriting is awful sorry: "I know you're there, Fern. Are those people treating you right? Are your night terrors any better? I put your nutrient mix in a bush out front (of the house)... please come home."

I've decided to write a little additional oneshot for Keep Yourself showing how Finn went from "oml you're alive I'm gonna puke my grief up" to "hey Fern ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"

he'd definitely have one-sided conversations with Fern stalking him and that'd help process it all/break Fern down a little from frothing rage to an exasperated "pls stop trying to help me bro" mood.

edit: the comic is done!

[arabiidhound]

Just a small realization I made the other day when I was first sketching Kyo with the puffs

He's fucking massive

[istherewifiinhell]

Need a custom da share zone meme like job sucks? Customers rude? Boss unhelpful? Lunch break pushed back?

Loud turtles music time. If it sucks block it out. Real winners do the bare minimum on the clock

[our-inspire-verse]

Im gonna scream and freak it. The bugs. Oh god no. Not this. Fuck.

God damn

Fuck

[arundolyn]

THANK YOU FOR SIN SNACK SWEDNESDAY!!!!! he gets me through the day

OFC I LOVE A SIN. HES JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY YOUR HONOR BIG FAN OF THIS GUY

[chainsawcorazon]

kon, shaking, holding back tears: “y-you’re like if a girl was a guy and that guy was like, real pretty”

bart, after eating fifty-four cheeseburgers and eighteen boxes of fries: “huh”

kon, crying: “im in love with you”

bart, getting started on ma kent’s cheesecake she made special just for him cuz he’s hongry: “i love you too bro???”

kon, killing self: “im killing myself”

ma and pa: “he’s killing himself”

krypto: “arf!”

bart, finally realizing: “oh”

[kaijuno]

I’m sonfrickin hoNgry bros this is not an epic gamer moment

[funky-sea-cryptid]

Do you have any LGBTQ+ black clover headcanons? Talk about them!

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ANON, ACTUALLY- HIIII!!!

black bulls-

asta- pansexual trans man. asta is trans this is based as hell and also he likes everyone lol <3

noelle - bisexual (she's a disaster bi ok. she knew she liked men, but kahono was her bi awakening!)

charmy - demigirl, identifies as queer (her gender is Hongry)

nero - her concept of gender and sexuality is 500 years old. she's aromantic and her gender is bird

luck - his sexuality is magna

magna - bi get it bc he s. he sw. he swings both w. also he's a trans man

gauche - aroace trans man. there's no way that man is cis im sorry

finral - bigender trans-fem lesbian (he has a trans narrative and i can fucking PROVE IT!!!! this is the lesbian finral account!!!) he's a stupid gay bird <3

grey - aroace and genderfluid (no shapeshifters are cis thems the rules) (grey and gauche are in a qpr god bless them)

vanessa - trans woman and a lesbian as well because she's TOO SWAG TO BE CIS

zora - what are you, a cop? all you'll get is queer out of him (but he's trans as well)

gordon - aromantic gay and genderqueer (he's in a qpr with henry)

henry - aroace (he's in a qpr with gordon)

yami - bisexual king

nacht - a gay ass rat (he's a trans man)

liebe - devils don't have a gender lol

golden dawn-

william - he's gay for the elf bro nuff said

yuno - astasexual (he's demiromantic and gay)

mimosa - oh that's a LESBIANNNN bro

klaus - aroace mother hen

david - bisexual icon

letoille - she's a trans woman and het

alecdora - unfortunately he's rolling with the lgbt (vangeancesexual)

hamon - he's got that pan swagger

shiren - aroace free him from this hell

bonus eotms-

patri - elves dont have a concept of gender or sexuality but he likes william

rhya - see above (but he likes licht and tetia)

fana - you know the fucking drill but she likes girls

vetto - he's an elf and he's married to another elf (platonically)

rades - bi disaster

sally - pansexual mess

valtos - stupid bi hoe

other -

fuegoleon - he's gay and bigender lol

mereoleona - aro lesbian

leopold - he's a fruit

kahono - lesbian

kiato - gay as hell

morgen - aroace icon

ichika - LESBIAN

ciel - bisexual queen

kirsch - FRUIT

all of the ryuzen are some flavor of queer. ryu and yosuga are kissing lmao

[dollarstorebonerpills]

bro i'm so hongry rn, I swear to god I will eat the next customer who has the GAL to mildly inconvenience me

[callistoscurse]

*rolls around and exposes my belly to u* pls give me food

[muslim-flint]

can someone EXPLAIN why there's this interminable spam of burger posts on my dash

[roachfurby]

I know I havent been on t very long but they werent kidding about The Hunger huh

[poisonouswritings]

Hehehe hey, Ozzy! How are you doing? I'm reading the last post rn and the thought of child!Sage (courtesy of Felix's faulty potion) clinging to your leg, Very Unwilling to Let You Go as you do your thing, came to me. He totally would. It's canon that he doesn't have parents growing up (cough abandonment issues cough) so when he sees you, it clicks in his head that This Person Loves and Cares For Me and he grips onto you with his grubby lil paws >:3 hehehe

You spoon feeding him? He's nomnoming the whole airplane.

You cuddling him to sleep? He is a koala and you are the tree.

You doing your chores and training? He is your Little Helper Protoge

Smol kitten man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tulsi prolly teases him but in truth she is Very Soft for big bro

Omg I've been wanting to do this for so long but I kept getting distracted with stuff

GN!Reader, we're gonna say Sage is like,,, six to seven? He's a kitty, Tulsi Is Dressing Him Up In Stupid Outfits, long one because hehehe kitty

I wanna say that you and Tulsi were out for the day,, like just hanging out because you're friends y'know,, ('Ozzy this isn't a Tulsi-' every post is a Tulsi post it's in the subtext) and then you guys get back and Felix is all disheveled and running around Fathom and you're like 'Hey What Happened Is Everything Okay?' and he gets all nervous and tries to say that everything is fine but then like,, you hear a ruckus in the kitchen and you both go over to check it out and its Kitten!Sage rummaging through cupboards because he's hongry and used to stealing,, and then you guys come in and his fur bristles and he hisses and hides under a table and you really slowly round on Felix and Felix is just Preparing For Death Because You Are Gonna Kill Him

'Felix :)' '*swallows* y-yes MC?' '*grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him like a rag doll* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!?'

Sage obviously runs off into town because he doesn't wanna get in trouble so now you and Felix have to chase after him. And y'know what? Little shit is fast. He doesn't have the memories of his older self but he certainly has the instincts so he's easily able to evade you guys.

You guys only catch up to him because he's being dragged by the arm by a shopkeeper who's accusing him of stealing and he's visibly scared and in pain and you run over and force the shopkeeper to let him go,, and it's the first time kitten!Sage has had anyone defend him so he immediately latches onto your leg. And at first he's only doing it so the shopkeeper leaves him alone but as you kneel down to his level and ask him (in that soft and comforting voice you take on with kids) if he's okay and you get him a little snack to make him feel better he decides that Yes, This Person Is Who I Imprint On and then he Never Leaves You Alone.

The entire walk back to Fathom he's underfoot, darting in circles around you and asking questions, telling you make-believe stories, teasing Felix (because even as a kitty he's still a little shit), etc etc. And once he finds out you're from a different world? Oh His Big Kitty Eyes Are So Big And Wide In Excitement

By the time you guys get back to Fathom, Sage is in your arms and koala-hugging you. He Is Your Burden Now.

Kitty!Sage still has insecurities. They're a little different than when he's older. Some of them are weaker, some are stronger. Yes he does have abandonment issues but he also has very strong self-worth issues. He's a dwarf rat and he knows it. He doesn't really understand why it is you're putting up with him (you tried to explain it but he kinda got distracted because he could hear a bird somewhere outside) but he's happy you are. He doesn't wanna do something wrong to ruin it but he also knows that it's only a matter of time before he does. He tries to be on his best behavior but it only makes him self-conscious, and then his cat instincts mixed with a natural child-like energy make him zip around the stronghold like a rocket, and then he's upset with himself because He's Gonna Make You Upset And Then You're Gonna Hate Him Like The Shopkeeper Did >:(

And you scoop him up and smooch his cheek and tickle him a little until he stops pouting and starts giggling. It hurts a bit, for someone so young to have so much pressure and self-loathing on their shoulders. So you help as much as you can.

When Anisa comes back that evening you're sitting in Felix's study with Sage on your lap, reading him stories. He doesn't know how to read at this point (I think he probably learned later on in life) but He Tries Really Hard So That You'll Be Proud Of Him! And whenever he manages to stumble his way through a multi-syllable world (he's wrong half the time but you don't tell him that) you praise him and smooch the top of his head and he just has the softest and most innocent little giggle oh he's a soft little kitty so happy and warm and sweet and innocent and he just gets to be a kid

Meanwhile Anisa is beating Felix up in the background

Felix says it'll take a week to reverse the spell so you will have to babysit (since Sage hisses at the others).

Stella chooses that moment to walk in. Sage's fur bristles, he hisses, then hides under the table.

,,, this is gonna be a long week

Okay firstly,, playing with Stella's cat toys. Kitty!Sage is so energetic,, I know you play with kittens 2-3 times a day, usually for 15-ish minutes at a time. And then you have to give kids 30-ish minutes of guardian-led playtime and then let them have about an hour of free playtime (aka letting them play by themselves). I would assume you have to do more than that for an ilephta so like,, idk I hope you have that laser pointer handy because that'll keep him captivated for ages. Just make sure you're not near anything breakable.

Whether you jog or take walks or whatever your form of exercise is, Sage is darting around beside you. He'll zoom forward a little bit to get a pretty pinecone and bring it back to you, then zip up a tree to try and grab a bird, then pounce on a squirrel, then find a really cool stick and play with it as a sword, then attack a berry bush, then somehow show up with an armful of rocks that he dumps in your pocket/bag. If you have to sit down and take a break then he'll offer to zoom back to Fathom and get some water/snacks for you. He just wants to be helpful

Kittens sleep a lot,, children sleep a lot,,, Sage sleeps a lot. You guys are out in the marketplace (you had to pick up a few things and Sage insisted on coming with you) and he starts whining and pulling on you cause he's sleepy,,, it's nap time,,,, so you have to pick him up and go sit somewhere. He insists you either tell him a story or sing a lullaby.

Obviously you bring him to Tulsi. Tulsi is losing her mind because Oh He's So Tiny!!! She Is The Big One Now >:3 She can carry him on her hip the same way he did to her when they were little. He keeps grabbing at her hair and her ears. She teaches you the lullaby Sage always used to sing her and tells you the stories Sage always used to tell her. Meanwhile Sage is drooling on her shoulder because he fell asleep again.

His playing obviously gets him dirty so you have to haul him into the bathtub. Luckily you thought ahead and got some bubble soap, so load that tub up with bubbles! I suggest you wear a bathing suit because He Will Splash. Bonus points if you can find rubber duckies but he'll bite them so make sure they're decent quality. After his bath you have to try and get him dressed because let's be real he totally would just run around dripping wet and naked because he thinks it's fun. Once you scoop him up, he lets you towel him off and coax him into clothes.

He likes wearing your clothes for pajamas.

Kids can be emotional! Sage definitely has some tantrums over very minor things, but he also has some very legitimate emotional episodes over some very legitimate things. Especially if some of his memories leak into nightmares,,,

Imagine a very smol, very scared Kitty!Sage having to relive Lucan's death when he doesn't even remember who Lucan is, he just sees a very big and scary monster and feels that all-consuming grief and terror and self-hatred when he doesn't even fully understand what the hell he just witnessed. The only saving grace is that he's a lot more emotionally open since he isn't old enough to have all those walls built up yet. He clings to you, sobbing and babbling into your chest while you're only half-awake because It's Three In The Morning What The Hell Is Happening. It takes a little while to calm him down but with a lot of patience, cuddles, smooches, and humming, you finally manage to lull him back to sleep. Luckily he forgets most of it by morning, though he does cling to you a little tighter that day,,

Sage just,, keeps,,, like literally anything he can get his grubby little paws on, he's shoving it into his mouth. You have to constantly keep an eye on him or else he's eating so many bugs. And please be careful letting him around candy because he will eat until he gets sick.

[goldie-claws]

praying my body is able to keep my food down bc I’m on a weird ‘I am fuckin HONGRY but also my stomach is very delicate rn’ moment and it’s so annoying I just want some food bro

[sugarandspice-games]

Spicy take time (costarring Sugar): The Bros rated by how well I think their arcs/character development/relationship with MC was written and how much it makes sense. (Disclaimer: Our affection for these characters and how interesting, compelling, and lovable we find them has ZERO bearing on this list. ALSO, beware, here there be salt, IE, this is critical of the writing. It’s also long as fuck, so if you just wanna skim and read the bold parts, that’s okay too. You are also free to disagree with us as this is just an opinion, and keep in mind that we have only read to chapter 24 so if there are elements of the story we are unaware of... please be understanding of that and don’t spoil it.) Let’s get started, shall we?

1) Starting at the top is BEST BOI IMO: Beelzebub. So, yeah, in terms of character development and growth, he really doesn’t change all that much, aside from starting off not trusting MC to slowly opening up to them about his trauma. But putting that to the side, his relationship with them makes the most sense. After sharing a bedroom and helping him open up, as well as having the mutual goal of protecting Luke, and then even later going on to save his beloved little brother, it follows that he absolutely adores you afterward. Also, he doesn’t start off disliking you like some of the others. So, all around, he makes the most sense. He’s also one of the deeper characters with his backstory, even if I wish they’d give him other flaws than just being hongry (and playing his unhealthy eating habits/coping mechanism as a joke. Disordered eating should be taken more seriously, especially binge eating but that’s a can of worms for another day)

2) Second best is probably going to shock you, but Satan takes this spot. Why? Well, strictly in terms of arc progression, his relationship with MC starting out as one of manipulation and growing into something more genuine when they go on a heartwarming and wacky adventure together with his hated older brother which causes him to open up makes a lot of sense, at least more so than some of the others. While I wish they gave him more meat characterization wise, I think his arc was pretty well done in terms of story structure.

Okay, so, Sugar here. While I agree with Spice that Satan could use some more meat (and that we should be able to have some more information on Baby Satan because we all need that in our lives), I think that the progression of him and LUCI’S bond (not MC’s) could have done with more subtlety. While I appreciate him softening up, and see that progress, we don’t really get to see the tension of the newfound change and how he settles into letting things go/mellow out and I get it-- it’s a dating sim and the secondary relationships are well, secondary, but it would be interesting to see him and MC bond more through time.

3) Third place probably won’t be all that shocking, because this is where I’m placing Lucifer. He’s arguably one of the characters in the series who’s gotten the most love from the writers, having the most screentime, the most affectionate scenes with MC, and the most fleshed out backstory and characterization as well as fleshed out relationships with each of the characters. His relationship progression with MC also takes a nice, even pace, with him slowly learning to trust them and respect them, culminating in an almost-confession (I THINK. Unless I’m reading that part wrong) and then being shattered at MC’s betrayal, and then earned back in true Pixar-movie fashion by them teaming up for a common goal. HOWEVER. And this is a big however. I would love to see his unhealthy tendencies addressed and NOT fetishized. (Don’t come at me with that “BUT THEY’RE DEMONS THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE EVILLLLL” dude. If a demon being in a healthy relationship is where you draw the line in terms of believability, then why are you playing a fantasy demon dating sim anyway?) I love him, I stan him, I simp for him, but I wish he had at least apologized for his not-subtle threats of physical violence toward MC rather than jumping straight into the ALSO kinda violent “You’re mine and nobody else’s” gimmick.

Unlike some men (SPICE), I am actually not a Luci stan and while I do have a soft spot, and understanding of his place as an eldest sibling... I would also like to see the writer’s unravel the unhealthiness/coping Lucifer has in place and why/how it came to be. I feel like we get a sense that Luci has thawed since coming to the Devildom but we don’t really see how Lucifer in the Celestial Realm (and how his friendship with Simeon) has progressed. Luci has a lot of love from the writers but from a story stand-point, he is never really allowed to be weak and own up to his own flaws and how that has impacted/hurt MC.

4) Sharing fourth place is Leviathan and Mammon! I’m putting them in the same spot because the issues I have with them are the same, though I plan on addressing their good points individually. But since my beef is simpler, I’m going to start off with the bad. IMO, a good rivals to friends to lovers romance happens in STEPS. You start off from not getting along, to then finding some things in common, and gradually coming to respect each other, and then like each other, and finally love each other. This... doesn’t really happen with these two, and while we see the change from both tsundere boys starting off disliking you and eventually coming to love you, we don’t really get that inbetween that makes the payoff so much worth it. And if those inbetweens are there, the story doesn’t really tell us that, and it doesn’t show us their thought processes. Like, how much would it suck if in pokemon, your charmander evolved immediately into Charizard upon beating your first few gyms? It’s like that.

But as for the good, Levi’s arc makes sense because you’re the first person to really let him be himself and not shame him for the things he loves. You let him ramble about his interests and show interest in them yourself (AT LEAST IF YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING MONSTER. I’ll let Sugar talk more on him, that’s their boy.)

Whoo, boy. Here we go! For whatever reason, the otaku became my favorite and I love him, but as far as arcs go... He could have gotten a bit more screentime and progress. It makes sense that he would become attached to MC as his brothers are very, very... critical and patronizing about his interests. He is also by far the most skittish and introverted of the bunch, coupled with his sin and seeing all the ways he falls short (in his eyes) is a recipe for loneliness and desire for companionship/friendship. While I am not happy with the progression, for me, it makes sense and I would also have loved to see some breaking/softening of how much his Sin influences him when it comes to MC. I’m not saying erase it because demons are meant to give in to temptation but some reassurance and acceptance of that would be good.

(I also know that there is some disk horse about him guilt-tripping you about spending time with his brothers and while I agree it can be hard... It definitely isn’t on a painful level. Like, say... Ray’s in Jihyun’s route in Mystic Messenger. This also is a difference for players who are interested in one love route versus the many route and different strokes, but I digress.)

As far as Mammon goes, well, you’re his first. And he’s not only glad that there’s someone who’s kind to him instead of making fun of him, but also takes pride in having someone to protect. His puppy crush going to full blown love is adorable.

This blog is all about spicy takes, yeah? Well, here’s mine (Sugar): Mammon is lovable but not as lovable as he could be and before all the Mammon stans, come for me- let it be known I like Mammon but his introduction and how he comes to be soft is NOT an easy, or believable transition. There are ways to write a good tsundere and the writers just missed the mark by having Mammon be too callous and then slipping to lovable without that sweet slide into the other end. I will not deny he is very cute, and a good character, and a good brother (and also the most human, according to Satan’s home screen interaction) but... The progression and endearment factor is lacking because of the structure of the narrative.

5) Is another unsurprising one, but this spot is Belphegor’s. Solmare. My dude. Why did you do this. We could have had it ALL. It could have been great. But you screwed the pooch. You took anything good about this relationship out behind the shed and shot it like a lame horse. Let it be known that I LIKED Belphie and MC’s alliance to get him out of gay baby jail, and I adored that love he still holds for Beel... I thought he was going to be a fav of mine, in fact. But how they handled the... uhm... murder ruined it for me. I’m sorry, I just cannot believe that I’m supposed to suddenly be besties with the man who manipulated me and crushed me to death like, a week after it happened. What if I have PTSD from that??? Also... he claims that he loves MC for who they are and not because of Lilith, but that’s not believable when his whole turning point is finding out that they’re Lilith’s descendant. The change needed to be more gradual, and having a subtle, gradual forgiveness arc would have been AWESOME but we were robbed. ROBBED I TELL YOU!!!!!

Annnd... Belphie is actually one of my favorites FOR SOME REASON. I DON’T KNOW MAN. I agree that we could have had it and I’m like (Insert Hades red flaming hair gif here). The decision to not have a redemption arc ruined it for me and while I love Belphie and his softness/brattiness mixture with handling MC... It is underscored by a lack of believable affection and the payoff of struggle on both Belphie’s part and MC’s. Also, there is a lot of ‘You are not who I want you to be, but it’s good enough’ with MC regarding their lineage and connections to the brothers and how that plays out/color the relationships with maybe the exception of Satan and surprisingly, Mammon that irks me but again, another thought for another time.

6) Aaaaand last and also the least... Asmodeus. “YOU GET NOTHING!!! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR.” --Solmare to Asmo. The writers neglected him SO much, I like him but what the hell are they doing? There’s so much that could be explored here, and with anything involving Asmo they’re like “I do not see it”. His love for MC also isn’t really that believable when his turning point is realizing that they’re powerful. It doesn’t even fit with any of his potential conflicts. The Diavolo’s castle arc set us up to think that Asmo would have some deep seated insecurities with not being able to be loved or desired by everyone, or maybe some insecurities about not being an angel anymore, or some vulnerability issues or something, and they were just like NOPE. It doesn’t make any gotdamn sense! I just... Grrr. Asmo, I’m so sorry, sweetie. You deserve better.

Asmodeus definitely deserves better and I will stand by that until the day I stop playing this damn game. While I, personally, think that his intrigue with MC makes sense (because he is lusty-- probably not just for sex but in general), it makes sense he would want someone with power but while the set up is there, his character falls flat because there is no bonding moment, or turning point for him at all. His affection for MC is still that playful, carefree, flirty persona he carries and I would love to see it dropped and how his fall from the Celestial Realm really weighs on him and an arc where he and MC talk about vulnerability and the power behind being seen as someone attractive and the way it dehumanizes you at the same time. It could be good-- hell, it could be great-- but it was killed before it started and I will never not think that Asmo could have had some KILLER growth. As it stands, he has more connection/romantic potential with Solomon than MC.

Anyway, that’s all for now folks! Feel free to yell at us in the replies, you know you want to. If this post blows up enough, maybe we can rate the undatables (though they don’t have any story arcs so... that would be a challenge.)