#bro is sunbathing....

[trans-xianxian]

pov you walk into my kitchen on a sunny day

[bb-fennelposting]

I made this last year (just before the creation of this blog, actually!) and it's taken me until now to actually show anyone

i believe u posted this before, actually

but fuck it, lets bring this back

[cliodevotus]

the fact that Thranduil gave Gollum better treatment when he was his prisoner than he gave Thorin's Company just lives rent-free in my mind.

[reamed]

it’s too cold to be alive

[hsrmtbrm]

so gamzee did not go as planned.

[pangzi]

Thinking about how in yucun Wu Xie is like wow life in the house I built is pretty wonderful I can see Pangzi sunbathe naked on the balcony from my study.

[andromedasummer]

think i should get time machine so i can kill. peter jackson

[fenrhi]

Earlier I got ‘in case you forgot, Tingyun is alive’ and now it’s ‘in case you forgot, Jing Yuan is Yanqing’s sugar daddy’

[boycannibal]

hate it when a bug gets into your room and is so shaken and upset by this whole situation that it becomes a targetless missle. banging into the wall into items into you sometimes even

[livlaughloveluke]

underwater moments w/ Poseidon!reader x Luke

ᡣ𐭩 𝘀𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻

daughter of poseidon! reader x luke castellan 🪸

IN WHICH.. you’re dating the famous hermes boy 💘

warnings! this fic contains- no betrayal luke 🥳 // percy is a lil bro // fem reader // not all of these are underwater moments

🎧- saturn by sza

[headcannons]

sneaking out for starlit swims !!

you and luke spend your nights secretly swimming under the dark waters of camp half-blood, while the moon grazes the surface and turns the black depths glittery. you and him try to remain quiet, but how could you resist laughter when he almost accidentally drowned, twice?!

the famous underwater kisses <3

with little privacy at the kid-filled camp, you and luke rarely found moments alone. all you had time for were sneaky, quick kisses in between planned activities. as a child of poseidon, you found a way to solve this intimate problem—underwater kisses. creating an air bubble under the lake allowed for a moment with no curious glances—at least from most. (the fishies and a certain pesky brother often interrupt)

going pearl diving!

luke likes to sunbathe in the gleaming sun, resting on the docks while you splash around in the blue lake. you dive down deep, searching for the prettiest pearls underwater and placing him on the wood surface next to him. this could go on for hours, you entertained by the adventure and luke just happy to be in your presence. the next day, luke graciously gifted you a gorgeous necklace made with the pearls you excavated.

surfing and paddle boarding 🏄‍♀️

while the calm waters don’t offer many waves, every once in a while you like to manipulate the liquid so you can surf. not to mention, you love to instruct luke, too. he’s not the best, but he’s willing to give anything a try. (if we’re being honest, he hates it. he hates constantly falling off the board and sharply coming into contact with the water, but he’d do anything if it meant you were happy.)

in contrast, he loves to paddle board with you. it’s more gentle, and he can actually talk to you while in the water.

the olive theory! (but with cherries)

definitelyyyy the type of guy to pretend he doesn’t like cherries just because he knows you love them more. every morning at breakfast, he slides you his small fruit cup with only the cherries remaining, and you eat it up every time. unbeknownst to you, he’s only doing this to see you smile. he loves the way your lips curl up into a smile when you eat them, the juices staining your lips with a shade of red. he would give up anything to see you smile like that. 

carrying a waterproof digital camera around 📸

he loves loves LOVES to take photos of you! whether your swimming in the lake or picking strawberries in the fields, he’s by your side with the camera directed towards you. he’s the number one candid picture taker! and when you ask why, he usually presents you with some dumb excuse or pickup line to conceal the fact that he’s totally whipped for you. 

“ew, stoppp! i look so bad right now! why do you like taking so many photos anyway?”

“dunno. you’re the subject of all my dreams, sweetheart.”

late night beach bonfires

singing, laughing, and cuddling by the warmth of a campfire with all your friends is a weekly occurrence for you and luke. it feels like you’re both just normal teens, living life with no fear of monsters attacking or angry greek gods. plus, he makes BOMB s’mores. 

CHAOTIC game nights with percy 

attempting to play charades with your little brother, but overall he just gets mad and rage quits because you couldn’t guess the word. oh, and we can’t forget the craziest uno nights. you and percy arguing over the rules while luke just stands awkwardly in the corner.

“you can’t place a draw two on a draw four! it doesn’t work that way!”

“yes you can!! suck it up and draw your six cards!”

“uh, guys…? 🧍‍♂️”

the annual cabin decoration contest ! (yes, i made this up)

when that time rolls around, you and percy are DETERMINED to have the best cabin. you hang up seashells, scatter around the prettiest dried coral on shelves, and buy fairy lights for a cozy atmosphere. luke watches from afar as you and percy playfully argue whether a lana del rey poster would “fit the theme.” to be fair, it was a tunnel under OCEAN blvd poster.

୨୧

MASTERLISTS 𓏲𝄢 REQUEST / TALK TO ME 𓏲𝄢 RULES

[clockys-soul]

2 more half bros!

Arroyo is a mud/sanding hybrid, he’s kind and humble, he’s very optimistic and charming, he can talk to just abt any dragon and make them feel comfortable. Though he does like to play around a bit here and there, a trait common for all 9 brothers. His favorite thing ever though is taking sunbaths and rolling around in sand.

Redwood is a mud/leafwing hybrid, he’s a bit more quiet and observant but tends to be just as extroverted most of the time, he’s just as large as Alpine and River which makes those three the largest of the brothers, they tower over 90% of all other dragons but most of em are gentle giants. He acts as the groups medic, knows all about herbs with healing properties and keeps a journal about it.

[bigification]

I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing in SPF 100 sunscreen on my face. With how light my skin is, I would be a tomato by the end of the hour without it. I check my entire body to make sure I haven't missed a spot with my razor. I pinch my stomach, confirming there is no fat between the skin that I pinch. Finally, I check that my ass looks cute in the new green speedo I'm wearing. Good to go.

I walk out of my air bnb onto the sandy beach, my eyes burn as they adjust to the bright light. My feet hurt with each step on the hot sand. I speed up until I make it to the edge of the water where the sand doesn't hurt to stand on. My muscles relax as I sit on the cool wet sand, the waves feel nice on my skin as they roll up the edge of the beach.

A wave hits my legs, and as it recedes I notice my feet look bigger. Another wave hits them and they grow even bigger, and they're hairy. I try to recoil in shock, but I feel stuck in place. Another wave rolls up my calf, muscles bulge out of my leg and think dark hairs cover my skin. The next wave hits my thighs, they thicken until they look like a quarterback's thighs with a dark coat of hair. I also notice my once light skin darkens into a tan colour. I shiver as a wave crashes against my crotch, my speedo feels like it's shrunk three sizes. I look down and see a massive bulge against the front of my speedo, and I can feel my plumper ass pressing against the sand.

I want to resist, I want to reject what is happening to me, but it feels so good. The way the speedo hugs my dick, the powerful feeling coursing through my legs makes me hard. Another wave comes crashing into me, it feels like the waves are getting stronger. The water hits my body, and my flat stomach grows into a thick and hairy six pack. The next wave reaches my chest, broadening my shoulders and giving me a pair of juicy pecs. Every part of my body that the water touches continues to become a tan colour with a pelt of black hair. The water hits my arms, turning my twig like arms into thick veiny biceps. My forearms become thick and hairy, and my hands double in size, with thick hairy fingers and hard callouses. I feel so powerful, and all I want is to feel more powerful. My giant man hands dig into the sand as I tense up. Another wave hits me directly in the face and I feel a thick beard form on my face. I run my hands over my head, my long thin hair is gone, replaced with a short buzz cut.

"Bro! What are you doing, the tide is coming in." A strangely familiar voice yells out from behind me. I look behind me and see a large Arab man holding out his hand. I instinctively grab his hand and he pulls me up. "Thanks bro!" I say in a deep gruff voice. Something else was off though. I think for a moment and then remember. How could I forget, I'm speaking arabic. Why would I speak anything else with my brother Mo. I only speak English when I talk to customers at the car shop. "Look at this." Mo says excitedly as he points to a group of hot chicks sunbathing. We both smile at each other as we start walking over to them.

[warping-realities]

Commitment - Final

After eating a wonderful meal prepared by the house's cook and playing some online games, Pete found himself on the edge of the mansion's luxurious pool, dozing while sunbathing, enjoying the best that life had to offer. Until he was suddenly woken up when someone knocked him into the pool.

"Motherfucker!" He said after recovering and getting up irritated in the pool. And be greeted by Dan's smiling face.

"You piece of shit, you almost scared me to death. I’ll break you all apart!"

"You can try bro, but you need to be a lot bigger if you want to hit me."

"Big enough, bro!" He responded showing his big sculpted body.

"You can't resist a little show, can you? That way you'll make the girls go crazy!" Dan replied in turn, with a malicious expression on his face.

Girls? What girls?"

"Hi Pete!" Said a beautiful young woman while another as beautiful as her giggled next to her.

"Their shift at the gym is over so I invited them to come along. Don't worry about Julia, they'll behave, right girls?"

"Yes Dan, we won't do anything Pete doesn't want." Emily replied with a smile.

"You pay me for this you Asshole" Pete whispered to his friend.

"Hey, aren't you the faithful guy? Just stay that way, brother." Dan replied, his mischievous smile widening.

Somehow Pete managed to hold on, despite the advances from the women. When the situation became too difficult to control, he left the pool and went to Think of a way to send them away before Julia arrived. While he was swinging his long, thick cock, he was surprised by Emily who pushed him, still naked, against the wall and gave him a professional-level blowjob. So professional that he found himself unable to protest and after all it was just a blowjob, it's not like it was a terrible betrayal.

He was already looking for justifications for the fact that that blowjob had ended with him fucking the woman right there in the bathroom, when he heard his cell phone vibrate and received a message on his cell phone from Julia saying that she was already at the front gate of

the house. He quickly freed himself from Emily and instructed Dan to hide with the two women in one of the guest rooms. While he himself ran to his suite to take a quick shower and wash the smell of sex off his body.

When Julia arrived at his room she found him naked on the bed waiting for her smiling at her.

"Hey babe, how about that blowjob?" He asked with a smile, as if nothing had happened.

Pete woke up the next day after a strange dream in which he was a wimp living with the slut he had slept with the night before, without the courage to admit that he was being exploited by the gold digger. As if it were possible. Yet before opening his eyes he felt his bulging muscles and his face feeling that everything was the way it should be. It was terribly early by his standards. But it was his own fault for havingaccepted that partnership with Dan and now having to work helping to organize the new Dan's Gym units around the city. Just having to think that they would still have to find a new name for the franchise almost made him want to not get out of bed. But he still forced himself to get up.

As he passed the living room on the way to the kitchen he He received a message from the social manager of the gym chain with the next promotional video for Instagram. Dominating the screen were him and Dan, looking more like two real brothers than best friends, laughing and flexing their muscles after an intense workout that had pushed them to the limit.

A momentary thought of doubt crossed Peter's mind, how was it possible for two people to exist as physically similar as they were and with the same habits, tastes and thoughts? But soon this fleeting doubt dissipated, never to return, as he was interrupted by the voice Pete had expected to hear, making him look up.

"I personally thought the final result of the project is excellent."

"I agree. And I see you're quite comfortable as a guest." He replied with an mocking expression.

"Brother, I've been going to this house for years, your parents consider me a second son, I'm much more than a guest."

A smiling Dan replied, wearing only underwear spread comfortably on the couch.

"What's more than I can say about that woman you brought home last night, really scandalous in bed. Who was the diva?"

"You don't know, a girl I picked up at college, we met again recently and I decided to give her a revival, but it turns out she expected a lot more from me than I had to offer. She wasn't very happy when I told her I had called a car for take her home."

"You know, for someone so rich, you lacks class, bro!"

"Look who's talking, I heard very well what you did to that girls in the guest room."

"But I'm not the senator's son."

"It was my fault. I should have ignored her advances and stuck to my policy of no repeat women. I don't want any commitment."

"Good thing this doesn't extend to work."

"Dan, if there's a relationship that I'm fully committed to, it's ours, both at work and in friendship."

"I know that brother, and I'm grateful for that, my life wouldn't be the same without you!"

[doki-doki-imagines]

Should they teach you how to swim? feat. Bllk

Characters: Eita Otoya, Itoshi bros, Ryusei Shidou, Michael Kaiser

tw: suggestive in some hcs

Eita Otoya:

-You knew from minute one that he accepted to teach you just because he wanted to see the fauna of the local pool.

-But, BUT he may check you out too! Maybe he’ll feed your delusional mind.

-Anyway Eita tries for real, you both get inside the cold water, and tells you what to do.

-Too bad he is too worried looking at other people than your pitiful attempt to do something more than float.

-“Eita! You dumbass, what are you doing here?!” His head snaps towards the voice so fast you almost hear his neck snapping.

His sisters, all of them, are at the local pool. What a pain.

-“Let us teach you, there is no way this idiot can teach anything in his life”

-That’s how you ended up bonding with your crush’s sisters and learned how to actually swim, meanwhile, Eita sunbathed with glasses on so he could check out people without being caught; sneaky ninja.

-Rate the experience: 8/10. Actually, you didn’t spend that much time with Eita, but his sisters know a lot of juicy content that they spilled too easily. Knowing you had a chance with him helped your self-esteem, imagine how big it would have gotten if you knew Eita just checked you up for the entire afternoon, other people around him completely forgotten.

Sae and Rin Itoshi:

-Look, you didn’t want both of them to teach you. It just happened-

“I’ll go ask Rin if you don’t.”

“Mh? Yeah, go ask that loser, then.”

“Oh! Rin said that he’ll come!”

You could feel Sae’s hair standing up like quills, eyes wide like an owl.

“I’ll come too then. No way that lukewarm idiot of my brother can be of any help to you.”

-That’s how you find yourself in between the Itoshi bros, spending more time glaring at each other rather than teaching you anything.

-“Are you a donkey? This way they won’t even learn how to float.”

“You talk so much, but I didn’t hear you saying anything useful ‘till now shitty brother.”

-If the tension wasn’t so thick you would have already run home, but they are keeping you still in the water each gripping one of your arms.

-“C’mon (Y/n) tell Sae to fuck off, tell him I am the best teacher to you.”

“(Y/n) choose me and say goodbye to Rin, the heath must be doing something to his peanut brain, he needs to go home”

-Rate the experience: 0/0. Not only you still don’t know how to swim, but now you are the main key in this sibling quarrel. Plus you caught them more than once checking your ass.

Ryusei Shidou:

-His grin take 80% of his face when you told him you wanted to learn how to swim, canines shine and tongue poking out to lick his lips; you are so brave.

-He actually teaches you??? You are so surprised too.

-Not only you can float now, but even move your arms and legs around and twirl around like a fish; you feel so free!

-But nothing really comes for free with Ryusei.

-You may not have noticed it, but he looked at you while he taught you how to move your legs. Your hands gripping the pool, legs swaying up and down, ass up. Ryusei noticed them, droplets of water falling on your back and rolling down your spine ‘till they reach the bottom of your swimsuit, other simply hit your buttcheeks, shining under the sun; what would he do to be the chlorine water of the pool.

-Ryusei licks his lips like a hungry lion, his mind wanders, but his hands never touch you suspiciously, not even when you start to play together in the water.

-Rate the experience: 10/10. You know how to swim and had a lot of fun with him. The vote would be lower if you knew what was going on in his mind.

Michael Kaiser:

-“Excellent choice to ask me. I’ll be the best teacher ever, you should already know.” He smirks.

-He doesn’t know how to swim too. It’s all just an excuse to see you in a swimsuit. A good way to check him out too

-Michael will ask Ness to teach you both, he doesn’t see the midfielder as a threat.

-SO SO WRONG. Michael is fuming. It doesn’t matter how much time Ness spends teaching him how to swim, the bare minimum touch of the other boy's hands on your body makes Michael go crazy.

-“(Y/n) come with me”

“Is everything fine Michael?”

“Yes, just come.”

-Cut to you making out in the changing room. Ness doesn’t dare to move from his spot and keeps swimming in peace.

-Rate the experience: 10+/10. Look, you don’t even know how to float, but Michael’s tongue in your mouth, his hands so desperately gripping your hips make up for it.

[ghibliwatcher]

mermaid!reader living in the seas of fontaine - drabbles ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

Obviously you are going to play and make friends with the Fontaine animals 🙄

They’re just too cute to ignore!

You would constantly collect seashells and other gadgets near the shore and show it off to the sea otters

Sunbathing with the Blubberbeasts are a MUST

Most of the seahorses follow you around to play bubbles with you

Playing hide and seek with the crabs

Since you are a curious fellow, you would always wondered what it be like to live on land

You almost got caught when fishermen decided to throw nets in the water

Luckily you escaped! :D

On occasions, you would sometimes either sleep on the warm, soft sand or the gigantic leaves

Cuddling with the otters when you nap

You almost freaked out when a diver had suddenly approached you when you were gathering seashells (it was Freminet)

Bro was shocked

Eventually, you two became besties, showing each other you favorite collections when you guys scavenge

There are many legends from Fontaine that there existed a lonely mermaid in the seas

Of course, only children believed that and not adults

When Aether and Paimon had first arrived to Fontaine, they saw a head poking out of the water before popping back

Aether was VERY confused

“Aether? Are you okay?” Paimon was little worried when she saw the Traveler looking out into the distance.

“I thought I saw…” Aether muttered before he soon noticed a woman adorned with cat ears looking out into the ocean.

Shortly after, Aether soon gained Hydro powers and decided to investigate the strange occurrence as soon as possible

You didn’t expect a human with no diving suit deciding to jump into the water (you almost screamed)

Aether was taken aghast when he saw a FREAKING MERMAID

You cautiously swam around him, your eyes scanning his body and the outworldly clothes he wore

Aether thought you were really pretty, especially your tail

Sensing he was no threat, you decided to give him a tour of the seas!

Aether had to keep up because you were swimming too fast (curse his human legs…)

Part 2? When you meet other characters? :)

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

do you have any cuddling hcs after a long day for m!greaser?

Sure, and you didn’t specify any of the greasers that you wanted so I can just do cuddling head cannons for everyone! Also I did a gender neutral reader if that’s alright with you!

Cuddling with the gang! (GN reader)

Ponyboy Curtis

-I feel like he’d like being the little spoon more

-he wants to be held fr

-would probably fall asleep in your arms smiling

-he’d feel so relaxed and vulnerable

-and would probably live cuddling with you at the end of long days

-and just talking, whispering together

- speaking of which (slight nsfw warning) if you whispered something dirty into his ear

-probably the most turned on out of the gang

-instant hard on, especially with the close proximity

Johnny Cade

-little spoon 100%

-he wants to be held so bad

-he’s the most touch starved and it took him forever to get used to it

-like he craves touching yet resents it

-and he’d be silently happy if you snuggled with him and was the big spoon

-small kisses down his neck? Back scratching? Massages? He’d melt into your very arms

-your arms are his safe space tbh

-at the end of a long hard day I feel like it’s what he looks forward to

-the non judgmental, safe space

Sodapop Curtis

-He would switch being the big spoon or the little spoon

-hed love it

-he’d be like a golden retriever sunbathing in that one spot in the window that lets most of the light in

-he’s really soft

-the softest out of everyone I feel like he uses some sort of lotion fr or is just blessed

-when he gets really tired his southern drawl gets real thick

-would whisper “I love you” before falling asleep with his head in the crook of your neck/over your shoulder

Darry Curtis

-big spoon 100%

-he has a lot of real tough, bad days

-and even more than Johnny oh boy does he look forward to your cuddles

-he probably gets home and tackles you onto the bed like

-yk what time it is…

-if you have him massages or scratches he’d die

-bro has so much tension in his body from work and whenever you do your magic

-he falls asleep like every time

-he’s the most thankful for your cuddles

-he feels like it’s his reward for work tbh

-he’d throw a fit like a toddler if you refused lmao (jkjk… mostly)

Dallas Winston

-insists on being the big spoon but secretly wants just to be held and in the little spoon

-loves the possessive aspect of cuddling you

-he takes it as kinda of a “you’re mine”

-he would act more cold about it, at least..

-until you fall asleeep

-then kiss your forehead (he can’t be mushy in front of you ofc)

-“Night, Doll. You’re so pretty.”

Two Bit Mathews

-prefers big spoon but can be both

-he loves giggling into your neck/shoulder

-likes being held or holding you

-most likely to play with random body parts

-not even sexually just like squishing your cheeks, thighs, arms

-anything in his range really lmao

-he likes making you giggle into him too

-and when he’s too tired for jokes he’ll kiss your cheek goodnight

-he’d also stare at you in your sleep, like how did I get this damn lucky

Steve Randle

-switches from little spoon to big depending on the day

-he loves cuddling you

-he would be the most likely to give you a massage

-cars ain’t the only thing he’s good at with his hands 😏

-but fr a god at massages

-also would love to get massaged because he has some fuckin tension form working on/under cars

-all freaking day

-anyway he loves getting you all relaxed and then just wrapping his arms around you

-I feel like he’d wrap you in a blanket and hold you close

-you’re his little burrito 🥺🌯

-anyway he’s so sweet I can’t