#brook can be hella cool

[erina-leah]

Mardi Gras just passed, and my Louisiana ass couldn’t help but make Straw Hat headcanons for the holiday. Please enjoy <3

How the Straw Hats Celebrate Mardi Gras!

First of all, they ofc have their own Krewe. Krewe de Sunny! And their float in the parade is modeled after their loyal ship.

Luffy LOVES the food, dude don’t let this guy get ahold of your crawfish bc he will eat it all. When it comes to the parade, he loves sitting at the front of the float (much like he does his ship) and throwing beads. He will be the one to throw too much and have none left at the end of the parade route, and he will cry about it. But it’s okay! Because he loves seeing the smile on ppl’s face when they manage to catch one that he threw. 10/10 loves this holiday. Also a menace at chase the chicken

Zoro will get fucking plastered. Perhaps will be drink enough to dance around. Won’t do much throwing at the parade, instead he likes to chill on the float with a drink in hand, and if he’s drunk enough he’ll dance around. Will challenge random ppl to drinking contests and they will ALL get lit as fuck because Cajuns can hold their damn liquor. 8/10 hella good beer.

Nami managed to convince the crew to throw a Mardi Gras ball, and she was ofc crowned Queen of the Krewe. She loves being decked out in beads and dressing to the nines. The whole week is a party! She’s absolutely having a blast and loves sitting atop the float in her fancy costume. 10/10 she’s the Queen af

Usopp loves the dancing!!! He can absolutely get down to Zydeco music and would dance until his feet fall off. While on the float, he loves throwing to people and spewing his tall tales of his adventures to anyone who would listen. And yeah, he’s gonna get shitfaced too. The parade is his favorite part, it’s so bright and fun! 10/10 will chase a chicken

Sanji is obviously in change of food for the ball and the whole week leading up to Fat Tuesday. I know this white boy can cook a MEAN gumbo. He loves seeing the ladies in all of their fancy costumes, so the parade is definitely one of his favorite parts. (He heard the rumor that this was a holiday where women would flash ppl and was very disappointed when he realized that it was a great exaggeration. Sorry Buddy, you gotta go to New Orleans for that.) He takes the week to learn how to cook home style Cajun and really enjoys it, especially when Nami and Robin pull up in their Ball fits. 9/10 AWOOGA

Chopper is absolutely that little kid who sits on his dad- I mean Zoro’s shoulders throughout the parade. He loves sitting high up and seeing the parade from above; the other floats, the people lining the streets, the colors and lights, it’s like nothing he’s ever seen. He’s literally in awe of everything, and when he tried King Cake he ascended to heaven. 10/10 so much fun

Robin helped Franky decorate the float, so you know it’s fabulous. She really enjoys the parade and has THE best throws. I’m talking the biggest beads as well as all the cool shit for the kids. Rubber footballs, bracelets, bubbles, plushies, all of it. She mostly throws to the kids and uses her fruit to ensure they catch it. God they’re so cute she can’t help herself. She also really enjoys the music. 10/10 a good time to let loose

Franky, as I mentioned, built the float by hand. It’s definitely the coolest one in the whole parade. It’s got like three decks and the Sunny on the front. It’s fucking sick. Loves the parade so much and can’t help but dance the whole time. I mean, look at this dude. Of course he’s gonna groove. Treats the parade like a big party (I mean, it is) and totally loves showing off his work on the float. 10/10 let’s boogie

Brook. Don’t even get me STARTED. He would LOVE Mardi Gras more than anything. Of course, our man is in charge of the music, and he can throw down some SICK NASTY Zydeco shit. It’s amazing. Also, the dude has an entire Krewe dedicated to him: Krewe de Soul King. He’s got his own float where he blasts music down the whole parade route. People fall ALL OVER this dude. And, of course, my man is King of the Krewe for both the Straw Hats and his own Krewe. He takes this shit to the next level, no one can stop him. 100/10 The King of Mardi Gras

Jinbe is definitely the chill dad. Yeah, maybe he’ll have a drink or two, but he’s here to see the kids have fun. He does enjoy the parade and the ball, he likes the bright colors and noisy fun everyone has. His favorite part is seeing the way the traditions are carried on from generations, but he prefers to kick back and watch as opposed to participating. He won’t really show it at first, but he’s really enjoying himself. 8/10 best dad

I loved doing this, it was really fun! If you wanna, plz drop some other characters so I can slap a Mardi Gras headcanon on them!!!

[asklifeisweird]

What d'ya think of Michael's photos, Jeremy? Anything cool?

[Jeremy kneels down to start picking up some of Michael's scattered photos.]

I mean, first off, his photography's always been hella rad, so keep up. But, let's see what we got today.

[First up is a selfie of Michael from a lower angle, probably from under a desk or something. Jeremy mouths his comments to himself, not wanting to tease Michael any further when he's already feeling like crap. There's a tender smile on his face, though.]

Wow… Basic bitch.

[Next, a squirrel— he doesn't spare much of a thought on it. Then another selfie– this time a mirror selfie. Michael is definitely a basic bitch.]

[After that, the next photo he grabs is a smiley face in the dust of a window. He smiles back at the image.]

Yeah, I can see how Michael and Brooke ended up vibing with each other.

[He picks up the last photo within reach — a girl covered in white paint. It takes a second, but he recognizes her. There's a slight laugh evident under his words as he speaks out loud.]

[There’s an incredulous look on his face, as if he can’t believe the photo he’s looking at.]

Holy shit. How'd Chloe Valentine end up like that?

[snezhnayansnow]

More One Piece!

Watching Dressrosa now...

I'm sure my husband is getting hella sick of me lmfao

But in all seriousness... One piece's number one rule: women are useless!

It doesn't matter how cool, how op, what the power is, how strong, how hyped up they are...

Women

Are

Useless

And it's killing me!

I won't even talk about the designs of the ladies but let's list our Dressrosa beauties:

Violet (Princess Viola) - to save her father she becomes an assassin for the Donquixote Pirates. That's so rad! She ate the Glare-Glare fruit (now the ocean hates her) which gives her these amazing clairvoyance powers and shit. She was going to fight Sanji till she was moved by his dedication and ability to see through her. She didn't want to work as an assassin, she wants to save her Kingdom! What a total badass! And then as soon as she joins the Strawhats... Useless. A man had to remind her to use her powers to locate the Tontatta Princess, Mansherry... And now she's nothing more than a pair of binoculars to watch the split up Strawhats. After she FOUGHT SANJI and FOUGHT TO SAVE SANJI! Did we forget about the whale tears? What the fuck!?

Rebecca - What a woman! Even though the whole country hated her, she entered the colosseum. This woman wanted to win to save her country so she could live peacefully with her dad friend! And even though I hated the fact here's a girl that's gonna fight but doesn't wanna hurt people... This bitch stuck to her guns like a fucking champ! She didn't hurt shit and is such a good dex fighter! Holy fuck!!! Of course she lost to Sabo because ya know...... But she joins forces with the Strawhats to save her Kingdom from the Donquixote family. And since she doesn't fight she's now useless........... Will we see more of her? Can she keep rolling those saving throws? Who cares! We'll know she's gonna be useless till one of the men comes along to save her...

Kuween (The Manager) - Here is a woman dedicated to her job! She is THE MOTHER FUCKING MANAGER of the smile factory. And she takes her shit seriously! Her weapon of choice is a... Vacuum? Okay... Um... Vacuums are cool I guess. She can suck up all the escaped rebellious Tontattas, who are slaves at the factory. Yeah she's a bad guy but what a girlboss taking so much responsibility and pride in her work! SUPER!!! Oh no, yeah wait, my boi Franky took her out with a hug and a kiss. Lowly virgin Kuween got played at the absolute MAN POWER of the pervs, Franky and Senor Pink. And is now useless... Like a Hallmark channel movie lead roll, giving up her job because of some useless man. Smh.

Giolla - a super scary art teacher looking mf with a passion for the avant-garde! This lady farts art with the power of the Art-Art fruit (and now the ocean hates her). She turned Chopper into a Minecraft character lmfao. Hilarious! The fact fluffy Doflamingo trusted this old woman enough to get on the Sunny and take the kid and the scientist is amazing! Mango do be trusting his crew! And she would have gotten away with it too... if she wasn't so full of artistic passion and let Brook sweet talk her into art... It do be like that. How come this ugly old broad was the best one yet!?

Baby 5 - yes that's her name, Baby 5. Why? Idk yet, probably some dumb backstory like abandoned by family or something (just finished episode 692: The Struggle with Pica — Zoro's One Finishing Move). However, look at her badass devil fruit... She can turn any part of her body into any kind of weapon using the Arm-Arm fruit (and now the ocean hates her). This bitch turned into a bomb, a fucking bomb, exploded and put herself back together. Fucking rad! So we know she can nuke a place and live. Her downside- she is a female Sanji. Some guy says something and she has to help him... It's sweet. Probably linked to that backstory and wanting to prove she's useful or something... Idk. I know a lot of ladies dream of being a bride and wife one day. So we're really playing this up, but this is totally screwing with her badass abilities. Another Hallmark movie lead roll syndrome claims another op woman... I also wanted to point out, when she fought Franky on punk hazard, changing her upper torso into a gun... She looked like a gun, but last episode fighting another character she changed into a rifle with tits. Are you fucking with me? The gun had to have tits suddenly. I fucking hate this show!

Sugar - the most useful one here, and here's my theory: she's not a woman "yet" but a child. So since since we can't slap tits on her to make her useless, she's more useful. Even though her devil fruit powers stops her body growth so she'll always be stuck with a physical appearance of a child, she's still not perceived as a woman, aka not perceived as useless! With the Hobby-Hobby fruit (and the ocean hating her) she's been turning all the citizens, not citizens, Navy/Marines, and anyone one else that gets in floofer Mango's way into toys, which some how also makes people forget about them. Weird flex, I still don't get it, but okay. She's only stopped by Ussop trying the spicy grape challenge... Which I would have been too. Ussop was fucking terrifying (get that man some milk). But just how useful is she? Well since we saw her freaking out from dudes with long noses and long noses shaped hot dogs... She got some PTSD. So even though this bitch can fight the Tontattas by matching their speed, which is crazy, and can literally make the world forget about you and turn you into a slave for the Donquixote Pirate family, we know how this is gonna end. She'll be rendered useless by some stupid Ussop long nose face thing before she can do any damage to the Strawhats.

Princess Mansherry - Who the fuck spelt her name? Idk, she's in the next episode so I got nothing on her yet except she's crying in the time-out room. Tontatta Princess, Mansherry, who Leo said was "selfish, mean, capricious, and short-tempered" and based on how she was crying for him to save her- bet this girl got a crush on that dude... Boys are dumb (but at least they're useful...)

Wicca - this Tontatta stole Zoro's sword! What a bad ass! We see the Tontatta's strength when she throws a tantrum while arguing with Zoro. And she has the balls to call Luffy, Zoro, and Kin'emon names, cuz they allllllll a special kind of stupid. And she had to put up with all 3 of them at once. Damn girl... And with all that strength what do we see her do? Absolutely nothing. She's become just another background Tontatta... Sad. After she had to do all that work to get Zoro to run in a straight line. She deserves better!

Bian (Pink Bee Squad Leader) - Yes, the Pink Bee herself. Why is she a bee? I'm not sure, I honestly can't remember if the anime said anything about devil fruit or something. Even though she has a title and a whole squadron bee-hind her, what has she actually done? She uhhhhh raided a ship to cause a distraction... And ummmmmmm spelt out some words to start a revolution in the smile factory so her Tontatta friends finally understood they've been tricked. But seriously, what has she done? We see more of that ugly ass beetle man, Kabu, the other squadron leader.

Acilia - omfg I forgot about her! I'm sorry QUEEN! A gladiator at the Corrida Colosseum and like one of 5 people that like Rebecca, this absolute unit of a woman throws her whole pussy into it every time. Honestly, barbarian to barbarian, this bitch serves cunt. She's strong AF and isn't afraid to show off some girly flair with all the cute hearts on her shield. She was fending off that Rolling Logan fool till Cabbage had to ruin it. And of course because Rebecca had to win (her saving throws are too good damn) our barbarian queen fell... But without her help, Rebecca wouldn't have survived. She was useful for one whole episode and that was pretty much it. You go QUEEN! I hope we'll see her again, but since she's such a side character I doubt she'll be showing up ever. You deserve better too, Acilia!

[clit-eastwood-spicy]

For the writer ask game..do all the ones you haven’t answered in previous ask games? :3

ashfsahiuf doin it

I have written for MHA and Pokemon primarily, buuuut more recently I've decided to dip my toes into writing some Saiyuki stuff >..>;;

I am always writing oc x canon but I LOVE reading reader x canon <3

I'm hella kinky but like I never talk about the depths of my depravity kjsfs

I love both skuhfsdf - But I have a special place in my heart for fluff <3

My absolute fave stuff I've written (non fanfic) is actually about an oc of mine who travels through dimensions and interviews people from other series (like anime / video game characters).. Def my absolute fave due to how silly / fun it is to write <3 - For fanfic stuff I'd honestly have to say what I remember having the most fun with would either have to be the Naruto / Pokemon fic I wrote when I was like 12 or the Pokemon Legends: Arceus fic I wrote a year or two ago? Both are my longest works and were a blast to work on (since I included friends when making them <3)

AAaa okay so F=Koumyou, M=Toshinori Yagi, K=Brook (I'm sorry, my beloved skeleton man ;-; )

Thats a tie between the PL:A and Naruto/Pokemon fic - They're both hella long and I still have yet to finish either of them kdsuhfdsf

Shortest was a oneshot Pokemon one that was just smut... do not ask, I will never release it despite actually finishing it skdjfh

Because I'm insane and like to cocktease myself with the notion that love exists.

Because I wanted to write myself into stories with my fave characters and thats when the oc madness kicked in

Blue / black <3

Stegosaurus, my beloved

Not getting into a car accident because the driver picked the wrong lane (you can ask, but thats basically the jist of it lmao)

Killing off or really hurting the love interest in stories skdjuhsf

Probably either Pokemon or MHA - They've both got a lot of neato characters and have a lot of options

Look I get bored at work and get new ideas / itches to make something new - It takes so little to inspire me sometimes skdufhsdf

I haven't posted any of mine anywhere but like I don't have links on hand to any fics I really love... just gonna say I have a lot of faves sdkhufsdkfu

I never post because I want it to be finished so people aren't left waiting.. but I always double check everything after I write it

Prob like 600+.. I get ideas and sometimes I only write the general outline before I let it collect dust lmaoo

I don't post my shit... but if you know me you can ask and I miiiiight link you it lol

@toujouhidetora - They're cool beans, go give them love <3

[firefist-scenarios]

Hello again! May i ask for a HC for Smoker, Law and Sanji proposing to S/O please? :)

Yeah for sure :)

Smoker

~ Okay tbh, we are talking about Smoker.

~ He is a grown up man, not known for his romantic side and hella busy.

~ However, he loves you. He loves you more than anything and you are very aware of his feelings, even if he cannot express them too good.

~ When the two of you have been in a relationship for a bunch of time, probably years, Smoker feels like it would be time for the next step.

~ He is aware of how uncertain his life is, but you are aware of it as well. You wouldn’t be dating if it wasn’t like this.

~ So, Smoker wants to have you by his side for the rest of your life, and he wants the world to know that if somebody dares to mess up with you, they are messing up with the person who is the fucking incredible spouse of Captain Smoker.

~ So, one day, the two of you are sitting at the breakfast table, you eating your food, Smoker reading the newspaper.

~ Suddenly, he looks up at you, takes out his cigar and asks: “Don’t you think we should get married?” For a split second you look at him in confusion, but then smile brightly.

~ “Yes… Yes I think it is about time, Smokey.” This is the most kind of a proposal you will get from Smoker. But it is also typically him.

Trafalgar Law

~ Law would be so damn nervous.

~ He always plays cool, but he is an anxious mess.

~ The two of you have been together for many years now and he still is a pirate. You learned to live your lives around his “profession”.

~ So, Law really loves you and he likes the thought of adding you as an official family member, since all of his relatives (and adoptive relatives) are dead by now.

~ He also knows that you don’t despise the thought of getting married and Bepo is always talking about arranging a big party. Urgh.

~ Nevermind, Law buys a ring on an Island you visit, one that would suit your personality. And then he panics.

~ Like, how should he do it? He is not one for the lovey dovey stuff. But it also shouldn’t be too blunt.

~ After a lot of anxiety, Law came up with an idea.

~ One evening, the two of you are sitting on top of his ship, which is not under water by now. He is watching you as you are watching the stars.

~ “Y/N”, he starts, “I trust you with my heart...you know that right? My heart belongs to you…”

~ And with this he hands you his heart. His. Literal. Heart. In one of these weird boxes he uses for that. 

~ You look at him in confusion, the little box in your hand, while he pulls out an even smaller box.

~ “And...since we are together for such a long time and...well I hope at least that won’t change…” He presents you the ring. “Will you marry me?”

~ You look at him in shock and he is close to jumping from his ship and drown himself in the sea. But suddenly you start nodding, a few tears running down your cheeks. “Yes! Damn, yes, you idiot!”

~ Law feels so relieved omg. He puts the ring onto your finger and kisses you softly, but you shove him away.

~ “But...even though I like the gesture…” You hand him back his heart. “The ring is enough for me. Keep this thing inside of you, god damn, that is hella creepy, babe.” 

Sanji Vinsmoke

~ Tbh you will never get a more romantic marriage proposal than from Sanji.

~ First of all Sanji would write an invitation for a romantic dinner with the pray to you to wear the new dress he has bought for you and he sent with the invitation.  

~ For the proposal he would prepare a romantic dinner just for you two. Only with your favorite meals and drinks, and of course Brook will play on his violin for you two.

~ The table is highly adorned with some icky, but also romantic heart decorations and everywhere are candles which brighten up the dark of the night. 

~ Sanji greets you with a kiss on the hand & compliments your beauty with a lot of different words. When he is finally finished he leads you to your seat. Of course he is wearing one of his best suits (it’s one you like the most).  

~ The dinner is full of fun, you two laugh a lot and you are a little bit overwhelmed with all the love Sanji is spreading. Strangely he is talking a lot while eating and can not take his fingers from you, he is often taking your hand or kissing your cheek or neck… Strange!

~ When you’re about to talk to him about his strange behavior, all of a sudden, a ring falls out of your piece of cake and Sanji goes down on one knee before you. 

~ He takes your hand in one hand and the ring in the other, looking into your eyes and asking you the question of the questions: “Will you marry me?” Tears run down your eyes and you cannot say anything else than “YES!” 

~ With joy, Sanji pulls you into his arms and presses you tightly against his body. He is so relieved and overjoyed that it worked out! From now on you two would be forever together!

[captainwholecake]

If it’s not too many, may I please have some hcs with the Straw Hats plus Law having a crush on a Mink? Please and thank you

A/n: behejejekrkeke YA’LL I SCREAMED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

warnings: uhhhh swearing, gender netural, also I mostly used the word ‘you’ and sometimes ‘them’ sorry

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Monkey D. Luffy

Bro probably doesn’t even realize he likes you

At first he thinks you’re cool and asks you to join the crew

Homeboy is oblivious to it himself

Totally doesn’t get jealous seeing Sanji idk doing his Sanji thing at you

Doesn’t realize until Robin and Nami (even usopp and chopper realized before him) asked him if he liked you

FuCK HE WOULD BE SO CONFUSED FOR A SECOND

He’d be so awkward but also so open about it tbh

He wouldn’t even care if their a mink like come on hES LUFFY-

Do yall think Luffy would simp?

Roronoa Zoro

Zoro’s a different story to me

He’d just be like cool

Shdjej the imagery of him blushing hurts

He’d flirt when drunk tell me otherwise

Doesn’t he shares the same va as Yami so basically I feel like it would be like Yami and Charlotte tell me if im wrong

He offers you to drink with him and shit

BONDING TIME IS A DRINK COMPETITION TO HIM OKAY

He’d probably just go “you’re hot” while drunk once

I like to imagine a Charlotte freak out happening shejdj-

Nami

Nami having a crush is such cute idea to me??

IMMEDIATELY starts flirting

You being a mink doesn’t fucking matter to her

If theres anyone she would protect more then kids it would be you

Still would take you to whole cake island tho-

Dhhsje imagine she caught you staring at her in the outfit she changed into before talking to firetank pirates and teases you about

Be prepared for a lot of teasing btw

Nami would most likely be the only one who straight up goes “I like you” to you

The rest give me subtle vibes outside of sanji and zoro being a tease-

Usopp

Give him more love you fucks and his face-

In all honesty every straw hat probably wouldn’t care if they like a mink. Their the strawhats

Trys to impress you tell me otherwise

You being interested in what hes saying or laughing at random jokes warms his heart

I can see Sanji and Nami both mentioning how it’s different

He would be so awkward tho

He’s Usopp, would try to impress you while rubbing the back of his neck

Luffy and Chopper: 👁👄👁 (shdjdjks)

anyways, give him love

Vinsmoke Sanji

It’s sanji, it’s obvious

But but he would be so careful about it

almost how he was with pudding you know??

why do I feel like he would be so awkward/shy about it

He genuinely likes someone ofc he would treat this differently

Does that grachu thing and almost freak out getting to you

heheheje doesn’t matter your gender will freak out if you just say it to him

Sanji with a crush is just a soft concept to me

I like to imagine Sanji blushing okay-

Chopper

The mink in question is a reindeer mink

No more questions asked

Andjsjejejkeekks the idea of another reindeer just around his height gets me going

the way he would so shy

HE WOULD TOTALLY HIDE BEHIND ROBIN SNDNEJE NO MY HEART

ohshhsjeje Robin is such a supportive mom stfu

Say something nice about his nose please

It’s so adorable 🥺🥺

Anyway, Chopper with a crush is a concept that warms me

Nico Robin

Soft baby

She would be so soft with it tbh

Robin is just so soft in general

I don’t think she would be shy or awkward about it

She’d be the only person next to nami that would actually say they like you tell me otherwise

I will say this for one of the last time but Robin blushing is a sight okay

Tell me why I like to imagine her just being a tomato at a single smile? Lke bby 🥺🥺

Idk what else to put :(

Robin is just soft and her with a crush is just adorable tbh

Franky

This gif looks hella cool wtf

Franky what do I say about Franky

I can’t imagine him having a crush but I can imagine him freaking out after being smiled at by someone for some reason??

Franky having a freak out moment is adorable tell me otherwise

Does his ‘SUPER’ thing and hears a person giggling in a good way and he just confused because why is his heart warming

Yall Franky with a soft confused look hurts

Franky just needs some love tbh

what else do I put??

Brooke

Have I used this gif before??

Anyways, homeboy is a skeleton

And we already know whats gonna happen

I don’t know what to say

I love him but hes dead bro

Imagine him actually having a crush tho

Can a skeleton Brooke blush?

why I can imagine him actually having a crush?

Im sorry for anything who stans brooke reading this, love yall tho 💕💞

Trafalgar D. Water Law

BRO I FOUND A NEW PUNK HAZARD LAW GIF

Okay, so unlike the strawhats im going serious on this one because Imagine he’d be the only one to go “fuck”

You know, he has bepo on his crew. he’s used to being around at least one mink but TO HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE

why can I imagine him internally screaming when he realizes??

You and Bepo being buddies is his least fact about this all

he doesn’t hate it, he just doesn’t understand why he has a crush on you

he melts at a single giggle-

prepare for awkward Law tell me otherwise

Law having a crush is concept im getting btw, Law being all awkward and blushing is 👌🏻

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a/n: sorry, if this is trouble

[definitelynotstephaniebrown]

Can you please describe all the GUG members??? I love your blog!!

//OOC   !!!!!!!! people like my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay okay freak out done. for the purposes of this ask, since it did not specify the admins or the people who just vibe in the server with us, i shall include  a l l and clarify if they are an admin or a viber!! (also please know this is in no order i’m just going down the members list in the server the order has no ranking)

also i’m gonna add a line break because this is going to be really long it’s 21 people and i don’t want to clog up anyone’s dash!!

joey/ame: chaotic dictator overlord, chicken nugget fucker, literally always regrets every action they ever make in relation to GUG, aka, giving any of us power. they are!!! my dear friend!!! which makes me very happy!!! also they have Bad Food Opinions:tm:

morgan: one of our newest recruits!!! they really did enter the server and immediately try to outdo bree for the most cursed convo in MFA. one of my more deeply cursed daughters. morgan i love you but i stwg if you make one more cursed recipe i will sob. seriously though kiddo i love you and i’m proud of you!!!

syd: syd okay you are just so cool. also guys her makeup skills are so amazing like we hella stan!!! and her writing? that shit is amazing!!! she is also a Simp:tm: but it’s okay we still love her. she also just made us a list of all of us as flowers which is so sweet!!!

shelby: GUYS THIS IS A LITERAL CHILD SHE IS SMOL AS FUCK!!! no but seriously shelby is so kickass and despite the fact that she is Babey she will kick your ass. love you kiddo!!

liz (originally a viber but now an admin!): liz is really out here saying fuck sanity i want to to be a part of whatever crazy shit those guys have going down. seriously liz i have said it before but seeing your asks in my inbox used to make me so happy!!! i say used to because now it is, sadly, just batnipples. we still love her though

lian: guys i love my daughter so much she is the only one of my kids in this server who gives me any fucking respect. in all seriousness though lian is also an amazing writer and so freaking sweet. she is also permanently in distress by the angst in this au which,, that’s fair tbh

bree: hmm on the one hand i love my mother/official server nana dearly, on the other hand she writes so much cursed stuff. so much. so deeply cursed. (also im sorry again for calling you my bitch boy son it was a mistake i swear). anyway y’all should stan your new nana

brooke (a viber): my girlfriend!!! the other half of the broccoli ship!! my amazing wonderful girlfriend!!! she also is the Official GUG Meme Creator:tm:  also big chaos energy which we stan!! honestly i have rambled about her so many times so i’m gonna stop before i babble more oop-

aevus: very big chaos energy!!! so much chaos energy!!! seriously we stan and their hyperfixations also fucking slap and they should ramble more about those because i am Big Curious!!

carl (a bot): MY SON MY WONDERFUL SON AN AMAZING BOT WHO GIVES US PICTURES OF ADORABLE ANIMALS

lys (a viber): ma’am you are so fucking cursed. just,,, how can one human be this cursed. sole creator of the batnipple debate and the sugar on salad debate. also the OG animal fact anon!!

badger: you have not been on much but you also exude massive chaos/cursed energy, as evident by the fact that you created the Loser Lame blog. also tea is terrible thanks that is all

tabitha: she is,,, amazingly oblivious. y’all this girl joined a cult and forgot about it. she joined a discord server for a fairly popular podcast thinking it was the official server (it was a forty person nsfw server dedicated to ship that is despised in canon). but beyond that tabitha you are so amazing and i love you so much kiddo!!

will: will!! y’all they are an absolutely amazing writer like holy shit guys!! also uh hi yes they have the only characterization of bruce i accept. and i’m so excited to be working on a new project with them for you guys!!! also they are an amazing artist you should ask them to show you capt piccard!!

crys: my daughter!! i love her dearly but she has the title of Worst Child because she bullies me >:(  no but seriously her writing is also amazing (tbh everyone in this au is an amazing writer from what i have seen) and she is hella amazing!! we are the real speech and debate kid solidarity!! also once again big chaos/cursed energy

ing: THE OG WAFFLE CULT MEMBER HELL YEAH!!! tbh we haven’t gotten to talk much yet since she is brand new but she seems hella cool and i can’t wait to see what she does with her blogs!!

mantha: sadly they haven’t been on in a while and we never got to talk much but they seem really cool nonetheless!!

margaret: also one of the new recruits!! she is very cool!! everyone in this AU is cool and y’all can fight me on this. i cannot wait to see what you do with your blogs!!! anyway Big Gay Energy

mica: my daughter!!! the biggest simp you will ever meet!!! so much chaotic energy!!! i love her so much!!! also she can and will fight anyone anytime i swear  also needs to drink less caffeine (that goes for you too lys i’m keeping my eye on you)

hunter: my co parent!!! the person i share custody of my brain cell with!!! seriously y’all this is one of my best friends right here and i love them. they are also always so done with our shit all the time and that’s valid. assists me in my quest to adopt everyone all the time. big chaos!! fellow angst enabler!! i love them so much

[raksha-the-demon]

For the character thing: Sal Brooks :P

First impression: Very Serious Detective Who Needs A Nap Impression now: The Master of Snark. Also I guess she’s got other cool qualities, like being an awesome fighter and hella smart. And hey, positive canonical bi rep! ...but mostly the Snark.  Favorite moment: Her naming an unfathomable demonic terror “Oh-Christ-What-Is-That” is, like, Peak Sal imo.  Idea for a story: Ars Paradoxica crossover where Detective Sal Brooks and Dr. Sally Grissom get to cause havoc together. Maybe a book sends Sal and Grace back in time or something, idk. And then Sally can help them Science a way to deal with the fucking candle.

Unpopular opinion: Are there Bookburners controversies? Favorite relationship: Sal/Grace/Sarcasm OT3 Favorite headcanon: Hm, I don’t really have any at the moment? 

[luccislegs]

hc where the strawhats get turned into animals based on their personalities or a day or 3 by a df user and how they react and what animals they are? animals are comeplty up to you, as im curious what animals you think fit them! (Though i beg that you do t make Luffy a monkey XD it doenst fit beyond the silliness lol)

i doubt it needs to be said, but i didn’t take these seriously

luffy: koala; adorable, stupid, and stubborn. wants to eat only one thing and will die if they don’t get it. also prone to screaming.

does wonder why he’s a koala, but is otherwise pretty cool with it

thinks the cravings for eucalyptus is strange and demands meat anyway

literally eats so much meat he wears his teeth out and the df user who turned him has to turn him back or else luffy will starve

zoro: kangaroo: you wanna fight? hella buff and will knock a bitch out.

isn’t really impressed

thinks being a kangaroo is annoying and all he does is nap still

but he does like how far he can send sanji flying with his back legs

also can’t keep his tail out of the way

nami: fox: cunning, pretty, and sneaky with a bad rap for stealing things (strongly deserved)

freaks out when she realizes she’s been transformed and demands to be changed back

realizes its prime stealing opportunity when people are distracted by how pretty she is

makes a lot of money off of suckers, doesn’t want to change back until she realizes foxes can’t wear cute clothes

usopp: mimic octopus: constantly changing colors like usopp lies. v good at pretending and therefore lying.

hates it and his life

is actually aware of why he’s been turned into an octopus

spends 90% of his time as an octopus in the aquarium

inks anybody who gets too close purely out of spite

sanji: cassowary: likes to kick things, literally one of the strongest kicks in the animal kingdom

freaks but not too bad

uses his new talons for super kicks

zoro is the first victim

realizes he’s a flightless bird when kangaroo zoro sends him flying

still thinks it’s pretty neat, hates that he can’t hit on ladies anymore

well he can but the ladies freak out that a bird is hitting on them

chopper: sugar glider: adorable and not lethal in any capacity, healing abilities include being cute

absolutely loves how much attention he gets right off the bat

hates that he can’t perform medicine in his tiny body

also people refuse to feed him cotton candy, 0 out of 10

robin: snow leopard: this one is biased but robin is gorgeous. endangered, dangerous only if you antagonize, will eat you alive if you let them

definitely the calmest out of everyone

uses her new form to terrorize people

knows she’s pretty, joins in on nami’s scams

doesn’t really enjoy fresh meat or the fact that people keep trying to capture her

likes to nap on franky

franky: elephant: big, smart, and durable, they also have a strong sense of family and empathy, v willing to protect those they care about

second calmest

annoyed that he can’t fit on the ship

enjoys giving people rides on his back

finds out real quick he can yeet people who annoy him to the next island with his trunk

doesn’t like when robin uses him as a scratching post

brook: macaw: flashy, could be dangerous if they feel like it, can sing and live a long time

freaks out and accidentally flies off the ship and falls into the water

enjoys flying once he gets the hang of it

makes a lot of tips with his singing

finds that he enjoys not being chased by rabid fans when he does so

also misses being chased by rabid fans bc he’s a masochist but

[asexualzoro]

strawhat pirates from least to most dramatic.

i’m supposed to be making a presentation that i‘m showing tomorrow which will determine whether or not i graduate high school, so of course i made this instead. this is mostly based on fight scene dramatics, and the rankings were fleshed out with @ayotofu

- Luffy. though it might seem a surprise, Luffy is the least dramatic strawhat pirate. this is purely a matter of intent; Luffy very rarely takes action with the intent of being dramatic, it’s only an after effect. though sometimes he does things to be cool, he rarely does anything for the Drama of it all. most of the time he does something because it’s fun, or because he needs a stronger move. even if he does have his moments—jumping out of the cake in wci is the first to come to mind—his crew’s purposeful drama just outweighs his own

- Jinbei. originally i was going to put him below Luffy, as he’s a very straight laced man (for a strawhat pirate) but that thing he did toasting Big Mom at her wedding was definitely for the drama of it and i Loved that. he might be higher when we see more of him, though.

- Chopper. again, dramatic but not usually on purpose. his many forms give him a lot of theatrics, and especially the suspense he regularly builds around monster point... i’ll give him points for that, though unfortunately he loses drama by getting more control on his shapeshifting abilities. there’s no drama in lowering the stakes!

- Robin. she gets hella points for her time as Miss All Sunday, as she was a very dramatic villain, but as a strawhat she isn’t as dramatic. she’s sorta mellowed out now that she doesn’t have to be scary to protect herself. still that first firey introduction gets her points. also, not telling Luffy his brother was alive so Sabo could have the reveal? points for being a drama ally

- Nami. she’s pretty middle of the road on drama. she can be incredibly dramatic when she wants to be—i’m thinking of what she pulled with the vivre card in wci—but unfortunately she loses out to some of her more showy crewmates. love her weather report routine and her mirage tempo

- Zoro. Zoro comes across to me as more extra than dramatic. extra is cool like sunglasses, dramatic is cool like classy. as these are very similar, he still gets up high. for example, cutting a ship in half bc you got on the wrong one and telling the crew you ruining their lives was for fate? that’s drama baby! but growing a bunch of limbs and heads and shit? that’s extra. his fight speeches are also extra. there’s a Difference. Zoro also loses points bc he didn’t want to tell anyone abt taking Luffy’s pain at Thriller Bark.

- Sanji. his fucking fight speeches. that’s it. the extended cooking metaphors, though more cheesy than anything, are definitely for the drama of it all. his smoking and firey attacks are dramatic as hell. also that one time he pulled out kitchen knives on the train and just, knew how to use them somehow? that’s cool. that’s Drama™ he also gets points for that big fucking cape in wci

- Usopp. fantastic storytelling, Usopp spells, Sogeking, Usoland, God Usopp. Usopp is a man with a flair for the dramatic, and it shows in all his fights. it’s hard to say you don’t have fun with him! however, he isn’t usually dramatic for the sake of drama, it’s usually for the sake of overcompensating for what he believes he lacks. leaving and rejoining the crew also gets him points bc that was highly dramatic as well, also makes me sad

- Brook. this is a man dramatic for the sake of drama! someone dramatic in true dramatic fashion! he’s a popstar and a musician, he knows how to command a stage! his speech 2yl at sabaody, his festival music attack, the way he led Giolla and! his! own! crew! on so he could get his sword back from being turned into art, soul king!!! (this definitely started as a special effect for concerts you won’t change my mind) this is drama for drama! that’s what this shit is about!

- Franky. keeping in mind the extra/dramatic distinction made previously, id say Franky is more extra than Dramatic. however he is SO extra that he falls into dramatic also. everything he does is for one very specific aesthetic, and i respect that. he labeled his own body the same way he labeled the sort of ships that killed his father figure, which i think is incredibly metal. he’s got lasers just to be cool! he plays up the robot thing for kids! he even turned his nose into a button to change his hairstyle at will! what puts Franky above even Brook, who is drama for drama, is that Franky also does a lot of dramatic shit for absolutely no purpose. all of Brook’s Drama For Drama also has the bonus of another effect, but Franky? a bunch of his drama is functionally useless. his “centaur legs” !! his “tracking missiles,” which not only “tracked” people by him following them around but also DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER!! General Franky, which basically only makes him taller and cooler! even people on panel were shocked that the gun was literally just him!! that’s extra! that’s ridiculous! that’s useless! that’s DRAMA!!!

[jcforsapphics]

My thoughts on gha s3

* spoilers *

• let me just start with I LOVED IT

• I already knew before that they replaced Brooke and Emma but it's still felt weird

• I also knew Jackie won't be there anymore but it's still hurts

• I can't believe all we got about Jackie is two seconds of Max talking to her without even hearing her

• I can't believe Hayley didn't even ask about Jackie or texted her

• but I'm glad Hayley chose the right man

• the eagles are a bunch of dorks and I love it

• Alex was adorable during the entire season

• Hayley as an eagle is a consepet I'm here for

• Hayley is me during pe

• Sophie radiate bisexual energy

• Sophie and Brooke were angsty as usual

• I love Grace, but Danika honestly did an amazing job as Brooke

• Alex and Brooke were so cute until the break up

• and the break up lowkey made me cry

• but please hit me up with this Leo and Brooke contact

• and also BROOKE LOOKS SO CUTE IN THE RAVENS UNIFORMS

• Hayley is highkey a genius, but what's new

• but fr, give me soft Leo and Brooke please. They're so cure.

• I want to make #givesophieagirlfriend trend, because I know believe more than ever that she's a bicon

• Sophie and Enzo were lowkey cute, but hella toxic

• Daniel and Hayley were so adorable during the entire season omfg

• also Hayley saying 'I love you' to Daniel like it's something they say every day makes me wonder how many times they said it before

• I wanted to kill someone everytime someone said Emma and Max are a couple

• "we killed bambi??" Lmfao I dIED

• Hayley trying to prove she knows what's going on in basketball, oh honey

• I melted every single time Daniel called Hayley babe

• Enzo is a dick, but he's also extremely hot and secretly a softie

• I have a hate-love relationship with Enzo

• fuck Leo lives

• Becca is a bitch, but she's relatable

• I honestly don't understand why Jackie and Max couldn't just have a ldr and have some scenes of Max texting Jackie

• seriously, Jackie just leaving like that and not giving Max a chance is so out of character

• Daniel finally got some soft scenes

• Daniel reaction to Ryan saying he can call her Ryan was adorable

• Hayley as a cheerleader is A LOOK

• shut up Becca

• Sophie didn't have enough badass scenes

• Daniel and Hayley dancing I lowkey screamed

• I love this unexpected ot4 aka Parker, Sophie, Emma and Max

• we deserve more scenes of the other unexpected ot4 (Daniel, Hayley, Brooke and Leo)

• this season was peak comedy

• wHY CLIFFHANGER WHY

• LIKE WAS THAT SHIT NECESSARY OR SMTH

But yeah cool season 🙃 #givesophieagirlfriend

[sasa-writes-fandom-things]

A little HC for the OP charas when they're meeting fem!reader from our world

Luffy

Is totally cool with you being from another realm

Wants you to join his crew immediatly

Loves to listen to your weird stories which are super fun same goes for Usopp, Chopper and Brook

Zoro

Is hella confused

What you're from where?

But you can hold your sake so he's cool with you staying around plus you're fun at parties.

Has no mercy when you aks to train with him, will come at you with all he got. You're a bit taken aback because normally men tend to hold back.

Nami

There are banks where all the money is kept?!?! And you can rob them???

When you go back you have to take her with you

Also she would be interested in the fashion trends and weird weather phenomenons

Nico Robin

She just raises an eyebrow when you tell the straw hats where you're from

She would enjoy talking to you about the different mythologies of your world and overall the political system and how your world works

Expect long hours filled with interesting and deep conversations

Sanji

Will adore you no matter where you're from

You're a woman and gorgeorus so he will be all over you

Tasting his cooking for the first time is heaven

You tell him that you always wanted to taste his dishes this leaves you with a super flustered cook who will have to hide his face

He's so happy he might cry

I may add some more charas from time to time :)

back through the hole

[alkhale]

Hello hello miss!... Uh, I think that's how you identify??? If not, please tell me!!! I don't wanna misgender you on accident or something Q-Q Anyways, I've been reading Memo, and I! Really love Hoku, and the way she interacts with the world, and her relationships with everyone, it's just really well written. Plus, she sounds REALLY pretty and I'm weak for that. That aside, are you up for getting ideas for Memo!AUs people've had, or headcanons? If not it's cool, just wanted to ask :> ~ Vira

omg u good, dw anon. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU CUTIE, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD USE AN uwu WHEN ANSWERING THIS ONE HAHAHAHA. Thank you for loving it and thank you so much!! CALLING HOKU PRETTY IS SO SWEET WHEN SHE PROBABLY JUST LOOKS AT HERSELF LIKE HELL YEAH THAT KIIONOHI WAS WORTH IT. 

I’m guilty of already having a lot of AU ideas for Memos and I might just start a story on AO3 for a collection of them so they don’t clutter the actual story or I can go more in depth or explore some other things hahaha. I’ll start putting them in little omakes and stuff, but Memos chapters have been hella long so I’m worried about overbogging stuff but y’all seem chill with these crazy counts so i hope u don’t mind

AUs:

- School AU, this one’s just fun shenanigans and I love modern AUs. School Council President Sabo, Ace being Ace, Hot teacher Shanks, for some reason Kid and Hoku both have the same art class in basic architecture and metal welding because he’s a grease monkey and Hoku likes designs. Straw Hat crew in school, Brook’s a popular soul musician. Franky and Robin are teachers. 

- MODERN AU. I have so many ideas i wanna hash out for different Modern AUs, hahaha, i’m so attracted to these and was this close to writing it out instead as its own kind of story but Memos won over. 

ASL+Hoku living together and their daily life (together its HASL like hassle and that’s exactly what it’s like with these idiots)

Started to live together once Ace and Sabo were in their third year of high school, it’s been awhile now. (Hoku’s family passed away when she was young, Garp was doing marine work stationed in Hawaii and took an interest in her but before he could find her, she went to live with ‘someone else’ until he managed to shove her in with Luffy, she’s technically an emancipated minor)

Ace is a construction worker/part time fire fighter and picks up all sorts of odd jobs and errand runs.

Whitebeard took him in on several occasions when stuff happened. Ace is super close to the group even though they’re lowkey high profile crime bosses. Marco’s a doctor underground and professional, Thatch is a chef (whitebeard’s crew always sends gifts and visits and hooks them up with deals at random places)

“Ace! Can you call Marco? I think Hoku’s anemic again.”

“I swear to god, put down that phone he’s going to give me all those pills and I don’t wanna pay the hospital bill–”

“But it’s free.”

“God damn it.”

Sabo works for a high fashion brand design/political activist group (somehow these two meshed and Dragon runs both so)

Hoku and Luffy are students almost finishing up with high school. 

Sabo is designated most put-together-has-his-shit-ready, if you can’t find your paint brushes Hoku, ask Sabo. Ace, Sabo put ur laundry away already. He’s usually in charge of meals and making sure the bills get paid. (Their apartment is spacious but a little dingy and random stuff breaks or falls apart but Ace and Hoku are really handy and always fixing shit)

Ace can only make pasta and grilled foods. He’s great with the barbecue. Luffy can’t cook. Hoku cooks pretty damn well but she’s clumsy in the kitchen so she tries to cook before Sabo or Ace get home and they scream something about her cutting off a finger and needing stitches again

House is always decorated with flowers or something nice like a painting or photos or tapestries. Hoku always does that.

They have a small garden plot by the apartment complex. Hoku and Sabo take care of it. Ace and Luffy eat from it a lot and run out animals trying to steal the tangerines from the tree Nami’s adopted mom gave them as a house warming gift.

The three of them fill out a lot of her pages in her sketchbooks and easels. “Is that Sabo again?” “Yeah, he fell asleep reading and he looks too perfect so I wanted to draw it.” “That kinda pisses me off.” “Me too, we’ll do something about it when I finishl.”

Her art classmates are always super eager to see her stuff and ask about the hot older guys in her drawings and please ask them to model. Hoku relents. Ace comes in to model because he gets paid. That’s a story for another day.

Hoku has regular poker nights for awhile now with a group of people Ace and Sabo didn’t think about (they always thought it was the girls or some friends like their friend group) until one night Luffy goes to hang out with the others and they’re like?? Hoku??? and Luffy’s like?? Hoku doesn’t do poker nights with us you dummies.

This sends them into a panic attack and Sabo has Hoku’s location at all times because he did something permanent to her phone (Hoku does not know this) and they visit (stalk) her at one of her poker nights. Find out its in some weirdly shady fancy club body guarded by a bunch of ridiculously macho looking guys (it’s actually Daz, Vergo and some others) They stake out and froth at the mouth, nearly dying when they see Hoku walk out surrounded by GIANT MEN DOUBLE HER SIZE AND AGE, HOKU HONEY, WHAT? It’s Crocodile and Doflamingo, usually Mihawk, and sometimes Jimbei comes.

Hoku’s like ?? I’ve played poker with these guys for forever. (They’re big crime syndicates and totally into illegal business and Sabo knows this and Ace is ready to murder) but apparently Hoku weaseled her way in and she’s a good player so they have fun and like gambling with her. They always suggest taking her to Vegas with them because they’re high rollers but Hoku’s always like nah i got school and work.

Sabo and Ace after herding her home try to convince her to stop meeting with them and Hoku’s just like lmao no and takes out huge wads of cash from her pockets. “They’re ridiculously rich and I win a lot.” They also pay for a lot of good food and Hoku’s not about to pass that up. (She sneaks leftovers for Luffy all the time ((but the older men already know and usually just have shit boxed up for her anyway))) 

“But they’re older men and dangerous!”

“It’s not like I’m going on a date with them. It’s just gambling.”

“You like older men!”

“Oh, yeah, huh.”

Law and Kid are classmates and Luffy and Hoku hang out with them a lot when its not with their crew and Ace and Sabo are always like cant you hang out with better people. Kid and Law never feel welcome in their house but Hoku’s just like dw if they bother u i won’t talk to them and then they get upset and yada yada. Doesn’t stop Ace and Sabo from being super mean looking and scary. Kid and Law are hard to ward off, unfortunately.

Law’s studying to be a doctor, well on the way. Kid’s a mechanic and works at a shop and does street racing. Hoku wants to design a car interior for him.

People always say Sabo seems like the prim and perfect gentlemen of the three and he’ll make a good husband and they just laugh and Hoku tells Koala and she laughs because they always wave their hands and say nah nah, Sabo’s secretly the most sneaky and lowkey scary/sadistic/a tease out of all of them, don’t let the pretty face fool you

(and he really is, sometimes he makes Hoku beg for the pretty cakes he brings home from work from clients because he thinks its cute when she’s trying to reach them over his head)

Shanks is a famous traveler/explorer, always known for doing crazy stuff and his team of explorers climb mountains, explore caves, travel all around the world and take beautiful shots and Hoku and Luffy always tune in. Shanks saved Luffy once from a freak accident and he’s his hero and Hoku has such a hopeless crush on him.

Modern AU where Law is Luffy’s partner in college for a project and he goes to Luffy’s house. Hoku’s a TA for Shanks and stupidly stupid for him and Law meets her and feels things.

Modern AU where Strawhat crew goes on a road trip.

Monsters AU. Hoku’s a ghost.

Hanahaki AU. Red flowers.

Marines AU.

Genderbent AU.

Some other ones but i gotta go finish that essay i mentioned hahaha, hope these were fun! the modern HASL one ran away with me

THANKS FOR LOVING IT

[caffeine-and-tears]

Michael Mell x Gay!Male!Reader

Title: None  Character: Michael Mell x Gay Male reader  Type: Headcanons  Triggers: Swearing, Homophobia, Mentions of a panic attack  Plot: None

ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

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Before y’all date He lowkey hates you

 It’s not like you were mean or anything He just didn’t know how to deal with how he felt

You’re cool with pretty much everyone 

At first, he doesn’t realize he has a crush on you 

He just thought of you as Christine’s best friend 

He pretty much ignored you

But you weren’t having any of that 

“Hey, Michael!” 

“Hey”

“What’cha listening to?” 

“Bob Marley” 

“That’s cool!” 

“Thanks, I guess?” 

He would ignore how fast his heart was beating

And just leave 

He thought you were talking to him for some prank 

But the boi has no idea how fine he is 

Christine will talk to Jeremy just so you could talk to Michael 

But he’d always disappear off to 7/11 

You were determined to one day call Michael Mell your boyfriend

One day you got sick of his bs 

You stood up on top of a table in the cafeteria a week before prom 

“YO I’M GAY FOR YOU MICHAEL MELL, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?” 

Even for a theater nerd, you were hella extra 

His mind went into overdrive 

You?????Like him???? 

And you’re also gay????????????? 

He doesn’t really know what to do 

So he panics and leaves

 Which makes you panic 

You must’ve done something wrong

You caught up with him later 

He expected you to say it was all a joke 

But no you came up to him with an entire speech about how you were sorry if you made him uncomfortable

Then something just clicked inside him

You were still rambling when he gave you that signature bright smile 

You almost swooned 

He hesitantly took your hand 

“I-it’s fine, I was just a bit surprised that’s all but if you really want me to go to prom with you then we’ve got a date” 

Yes that was a Bob Marley reference 

The nerd

“You’re such a dork” 

You laughed and this time it was his turn to swoon

So he went as your prom date 

Before you asked him out he was just planning to skip it 

His moms were so proud 

T H O U S A N D S O F P I C T U R E S 

His insta was full of pics of you bc he was so happy to have you as his date 

As soon as you saw him you just thought ‘Welp if I was straight, not any more’ 

You met up with Christine and Jeremy and went in one vehicle 

You guys thumb wrestled to decide where to eat 

Michael let you win because you’re cute 

You knew that so that’s how everyone ended up eating Sushi and slushies 

When you actually got there Poor Michael wanted to stay by the snacks

 You dragged him to the dance floor 

“C’mon Mikey, why not!” 

“Promise you won’t laugh”

 “Yeah” 

“I’m totally helpless with dancing” 

You resisted the urge to sing Hamilton

 “So am I, but it’s fun. If I had to choose one person to look ridiculous with, it’d be you” 

HIS FACE TURNED AS RED AS HIS HOODIE 

That was the moment he realized he was in love with you 

“That’s so cheesy” 

“Whatever, come dance with me Mell”

There was an all-out shipping war between the power couples You/Michael, Rich/Jake and Christine/Jeremy 

Eventually, you and Michael won 

No one can even be mad 

Y’all so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute 

When you and Michael made official Rich flipped 

He was your biggest shipper tbh 

Jake shipped #stagedorks more tho 

Chloe and brook shipped RichJake 

Despite that Jer and Chris have double dates with you all the time

Your parent/parent/guardian adores Michael 

He’s so polite when he talks to them 

He really wants to make a good impression! 

He almost had a panic attack before meeting them 

“They’re gonna hate me” 

He wasn’t good enough for you anyways, how could he fool them into thinking he was? 

Instead of going into a whole paragraph about how he was in fact good enough you just grabbed him 

Forced him to lie down with you 

And started to hum some Bob Marley song under your breath  

Mostly bc you didn’t remember the words 

For a while he just stayed in your arms while listening to your heartbeat

You rested your head on top of his and he was looking at you with heart eyes 

After half an hour he calmed down 

You realized this would be a good time to reassure him 

“Listen So what if they don’t like you, I’m hopelessly in love with you so I guess you’re stuck with me “ 

He mocked annoyance with the biggest smile on his face 

But he knew you guys were going to be okay

You both get addicted to each other's interests 

You ended up spending hours playing video games with him 

And he ended up binge watching RuPaul's drag race 

He pretends to hate it and oo it for the cuddles 

But both of ya get really invested

SPEAKING OF CUDDLES THE BOI LOVES THEM AND WILL NOT BE TOO ASHAMED TO ASK 

ALL THE TIME 

“Babeeee, cuddle meeeee” 

“Michael we’re in the middle of English” 

“I love you too babe” 

You had to convince the teacher to bring everyone to the library 

You guys cuddle on a tiny ass sofa 

But when you saw his little smile as he snuggled into your chest 

So cute

You guys weren’t the only out and proud gay couple in the school though

When dealing with intolerant assholes you didn’t take any crap 

“Being gay is a sin” 

“That hairstyle should be a sin so FUCK OFF KAREN” 

One day a bunch of kids from another school saw you and Michael holding hands 

Later when you were walking home they cornered and beat the crap out of you 

You had a black eye and a bunch of bruises 

The next day you skipped school cause you didn’t want Michael to worry 

After 3 days you came to school with sunglasses cause and a turtleneck 

Cause you were slick

He knew something was wrong 

It was hot as Jake’s damn house outside 

And you were wearing a frickin turtleneck 

His paranoid ass thought you were hiding hickeys 

He pulled you aside during lunch and asked if everything was okay and if you wanted to break up with him 

He was so panicked 

Your heart broke 

“No of course not, just some guys saw me and you holding hands and uhm wasn’t so nice” 

“Did they hurt you?” 

“Not really it doesn’t hurt that much-“ 

“Show me” 

You took off your shirt 

He couldn’t admire your bare chest because there was a giant bruise forming on your stomach 

And smaller ones on your shoulders 

How could people hurt his baby like that????? 

He was about to cry 

“Mikey it’s fine-“ 

“No, it’s not!” 

Tears were pouring out of eyes by now 

He felt so guiltily

Someone he loved got hurt again

And he didn’t do anything about it

You hated that he was blaming himself 

“I’ll call the school and tell them what happened, it’s not your fault that people are jerks” 

He still felt horrible

So you both ditched the rest of school for a RuPaul's drag race marathon and a bunch of cuddles

He just loves you so muchhhhhhh Treat him right

[artificialqueens]

Character development 7 (Branjie- Vanjie only)- Dexx-ss

a/n: It’s not much but it is something 💕Also, let me know what y'all thin but be kind -xx

VANESSA

College was never something Vanessa thought she’d to. She wanted to travel and see the world. But then she got into fashion marketing and management (and because that was the thing she was interested in) she thought why the fuck not.

Like everyone on her first day, she was hella nervous. Everyone looked very sophisticated and like they were more into that management part than into the fashion part.

Vanjie spotted a redhead sitting on her computer and a free seat next to her.

“Is this taken?” Vanessa asked and the girl shook her head so V sat next to her. Vanjie was’t bad at making friends but she sure had a weird way to do it.

“Hey I love your shirt, you know where it would look better?” Vanessa asked after a few minutes of sitting in the silence and the girl just gave her a puzzled look “On the floor?”, “haha I’m sure there too but I wanted to say on nobody else because you are a beautiful idiv- indiv- person.”. The redhead now let out a laugh “Did you just make a friendship pick up line?”, “I guess” Vanessa smiled “I’m Vanessa but you can call me Vanjie,”. The redhead also smiled “Kameron.”.

Vanessa and Kam also hit it off very well. But nothing romantic never. Mostly because V had a boyfriend and Kameron was too scared to come out.

One night they went out clubbing. And after many drinks and the whole evening of Vanjie trying to set Kameron up with a guy, Kam broke down and into tears. “Kam are you okay?” Vanessa asked. “I’m gay,” Kam said between sobs. Vanessa shook her head “Well clearly you are not, you are crying her eyes out in a club.”. Kameron looked at Vanessa with a confused face and then started laughing. Vanessa was also confused ‘cause Kameron started crying, told her she’s ‘kay while she clearly wasn’t and now she is laughing. Tears were still rolling down on Kameron’s face but now from laughing not from crying. “Gay Vanjie, not okay,” she said. It took a moment for Vanjie to process what Kam said and then she started laughing too. They both laughed.

“That’s cool, I’m bi. Well, I think I’m bi,” Vanessa said when they stopped laughing “I’m not really sure maybe I’m a full lesbian but like I have a boyfriend so not sure.”. Kameron took out her pocket mirror to fix her makeup “To be honest I was so scared to tell you,” Kameron finally said. “Why?” V asked and, for those 3 seconds, she existed in a world where homophobia didn’t exist.

And then Kameron told her about a girl who made her life a misery in high school. Made it so bad for her that she had to transfer schools. And now that girl is out and proud, but Kameron is scared. That she will be treated like this again.

Vanessa was always easy to push over the edge but Kameron really hadn’t seen that in action. But as Kameron kept talking, Vanjie was getting more and more angrier.

When Kameron finally finished Vanessa was aggressively stomping back and forward “If we ever see this bitch you have to tell me,” Vanessa said aggressively “I’m gonna give that girl a piece of my mind. Like who does she think she is and the expects you to forgive her. You shouldn’t have. Oh god, she is TRASH!” Kameron laughed but Vanessa clearly wasn’t joking. She was boiling with anger. Or maybe she was just really drunk. Who could tell? Since that day she was like Kamerons guardian angel. She protected Kam a little too much for Kameron’s taste. But she always held her promise that when she would ever meet that Brooke bitch she would destroy her like she destroys a bag of chips after a good blunt.

After college, Kameron and Vanessa still stayed friends. Low maintenance friends. They didn’t talk for months because they both busy with life but when they met up, they had nothing but love for each other. And V promising to beat up that Brooke was kinda like an inside joke for them already.

When Brooke left Vanjie just stood there with a confused look on her face. Why would she just leave like that? Was it something she said? Was it something A’keria said? She shot a quick angry glance towards A’keria. “What did you do?” she asked throwing a pillow A’kerias way making her almost spill her wine. “Bitch I didn’t do anything,” she smirked taking a sip from her drink  “we just talked about Kameron.”. Vanessa looked at her confused “What does she have to do with anything bitch?”. But her question was answered by Silkys loud ‘oh shit’. Vanjie just shook her head and took her phone, keys and left the apartment.

The thing with Kameron happened a long time ago. And the thing between Vanessa and Brooke is happening now. Although she did promise Kameron that if she would meet that trash known as Brooke she would give her a piece of her mind. But she didn’t know and she cared for B. And Kameron also would probably not care now. She was happy now, she had moved on. But V can’t break a promise. But Brooke is her girlfriend. But bros before hoes. But- But- But-. Brooke had told Vanessa about her little panic attacks so V was sure that’s why Brooke left. Because A’keria made her all anxious and panicky.

When Vanessa’s uber finally got to Brookes’ place she had felt almost every emotion. But as she got to Brookes door and ringed the bell she didn’t really know what she was feeling. When the blonde opened the door Vanessa’s thoughts were moving too fast. And you bet she was equally as surprised as Brooke was when she gave her a bitch slap instead of a simple ‘Hi’.

[sadbi-hours]

Well, I watched 9x04 of ahs...and...there just isn't any words to express how I feel.

Umm, I really dug the Freddy Vs Jason element that they gave RR and Mr. Jingles this episode. That movie is a big guilty pleasure of mine and I would love to see more of it...but with RR being, well, you know, touched by satan--and that's putting it lightly-- and I think Mr. Jingles is going to devote his time to taking Margret down now. I don't see anymore showdowns happening between them, which is a shame too. It'd be hella cool to see them go full 'only one can live!' type of shit!

And speaking of 'only one must live'!, I loved loved the little showdown we got between Donna and Montana! I feel like they are the only two who can match each other in clever and craziness and it was cool to see them throw down while the two main killers were too...and fuck Margret! That bitch is on a whole other level of insane! And yes, I know Montana is too...but despite the fact I call bs on the backstory about why Montana is after Brooke--even though why they hadn't met each other before now makes a little sense since she is the best mans' sister and not the grooms--Billie Lourd pulled off f*cked up beauitfully here! God, I swear her acting is a gift this season!

And I gotta give Lesile Grossman props to. Her acting is so freaking good...i wouldn't want her dead as much as I do, if she wasn't doing her job! So kudos to her...but since her reveal wasn't a shock because I always knew she killed those people all those years go, I'd just rather see more of Donna and Montana. I'm too invested in seeing more of what makes them tick.

And yo, Brooke! I still got my eye on you chica! Your ass was way too calm and resourceful for the timid, sheltered act that you're giving me...i know it could just be the final girl troupe coming out in you, but still, you're on my list!

And poor Trevor! You truly were just an innocent by-stander to all this f*ckshit and I'm sorry to see you go! I was really starting to dig your character. Oh well...and the next time I eat a PB&J sandwich, I'll think of you chef Bertie! Your sacrifice will not be in vain!

And Xavier, well..at least you're alive sweetheart, but I think my sweet protective baby boi is gone...especially after what i saw in next weeks promo! I don't see him coming out of this sane! Well at least Montana might get herself an extra partner if it goes there...