#bsd adam x reader

[silverbladexyz]

Stormbringer masterlist

Bold = oneshot

The Flags:

The Flags comforting you while you’re on your period (hcs, fluff)

Comforting reader who couldn’t sleep after watching a scary show

Flags with a fem!S/O who is like a mom girlfriend

Flags with an S/O who is soft on the inside

Flags walking in on S/O playing the violin

Flags going to the beach with reader

When S/O asks them ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm?’

Reacting to S/O wearing their clothes

With an S/O who's like present!Dazai

First kiss headcanons + Chuuya

With a female S/O who demands princess treatment

Pianoman:

Dolce

Pianoman with a reader who actually plays the piano

Reader teaching Pianoman how to play a piano duet

First kiss with Pianoman (suggestive)

Lippmann:

Lippmann reacting to his S/O watching a movie he starred in

Doc:

Relationship hcs with an ADA!reader

Iceman:

With an S/O who has a pet kitty

Rimbaud:

You look cold... want a hug?

Walking in on S/O playing the violin

With an S/O who's like present!Dazai

A gift for you

Verlaine:

Family ties

With an S/O who suddenly initiates random physical contact

Mon Amour

Walking in on S/O playing the violin

Adam:

Android joke

With an S/O who suddenly initiates random physical contact

Boyfriend headcanons

[pixyys]

Ello pixyys! I have a request BUT PLEASE DO THIS AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED ALL OF YOUR HOMEWORK AND FINALS!!! AND TAKE YOUR TIME PLEASE I DON'T WANT YOU BURNING OUT!

so for my request, can I request the Flags with a reader who really likes classical music and hates any sacrilegious-ness and they are able to play the piano and other instruments too? And they have really good classical music knowledge and can name any piece in like a few seconds- wait why am I sounding like I'm describing myself ;-;

ANYWAYSSS stay safe drink water get enough sleep I love you mwah

— artistic elegance.

bsd characters with a reader who likes classical music, plays various musical instruments and despises sacrilege. (fellow twosetters, iykyk👀)

ft. the flags + some small extras at the end :)

warnings/notes. gn! reader

💌HII SILVER!! thank you for the request!! and aa tysm i love you too <33 i love that gif! bsd wan gives me life (´͈  ᵕ `͈ ) also! i'm still not that familiar with the flags' personalities, so they might be a bit ooc :" but i hope this is up to your expectations!

piano man

piano man is a cultured gentleman! he may not be as well-versed in classical music as you do. but he might know one or two of the popular pieces.

this man is a man of whimsy and cruel elegance. needless to say, he respects art and delicacy. and more than all, he is drawn to your immaculate and refined taste in music.

he loves hearing you talk about your interest! from your long rambles about a particular piece to small trivia about concerts and the likes.

he will reassure you that he's not using piano wires to strangle people (lmao)

please please please make a joke about how "piano man" can't play the piano (silver iykyk haha)

if you're willing, piano man will be interested in learning the piano from you. at least to honour his name (it's just his ploy to spend more time with you <3)

he'll come to your concerts and see you play if you're performing in one <3 alternatively, you both go to orchestras and classical music concerts together

he's also canonically fastidious, so he respects perfection. he's inwardly proud if you're very dedicated to your practices. he likes hardworking people.

however! he'll know when to stop you when you're overworking yourself. when your eyebrows start to crease and that gleam in your eyes whenever your fingers dance on the piano keys fades away, he'll silently approach you, gently reaching for your hand and pressing a kiss on your cheek.

"you've done enough, love. you're amazing. you'll do splendidly."

does stopping you from practising 40 hours a day count as sacrilege? probably. as much as he hates upsetting you, piano man is willing to commit any sin if it's meant for your well-being and safety </3

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lippmann

another chap who's fairly familiar with classical music. i'm sure some of his movies use classical music as soundtracks, and at some point, he has most likely acted as a musician character.

very intrigued by your extensive knowledge of musical instruments and classical pieces. he will definitely ask you for some pointers for when he has to act in a musical performance scene.

oh boy. the poor guy doesn't know what he signed up for.

"your wrist is too low. your bowing looks off," you comment as you both watch a particular scene where he act-plays the violin.

from then on, he takes your suggestions and corrections very seriously, which he is very grateful for because they help his acting career too.

more than anything though, lippmann doesn't want to upset you by committing "sacrilege"—as you like to call it.

you can teach him, let's say, a violin, or any other musical instrument. alternatively, you can take crash courses together as cute little dates <3 (all the more opportunity to flex your skills and impress him haha)

he's doing it very well, though. he's a fast learner. it's almost unfair how he has a natural talent for almost everything; from acting to negotiation skills.

he is.. very pretty.. regardless if people recognize him as a popular actor or not. so you may start regretting it when everyone from the course is starting to crowd him lmao. maybe this is not a very good idea after all,,

but! imagine this:

it's well-known that lippmann's music-acting is getting more realistic and accurate. there's this particular scene in a romance movie he starred in that causes quite a ruckus among his fans: the character he acted is playing a piece dedicated to his beloved. but his act-performance is just so 'full of love' and everyone goes crazy over it. when an interview session asks him about how he did this, he just smiles into the camera and,

"oh, i did picture a special person during that scene. they've helped me a lot, and i'm very grateful for them. you can say that 'performance' was dedicated for them."

i digress. but i'd simply die lmao

oh well, the internet will go crazy, again. "hit actor lippmann's secret muse!?" as said by the headline of the tabloid magazine. but eh, as they said, all's well should end well.. probably.

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albatross

no matter how i see him, albatross is a menace (lmao)

he's likely to not know a lot about classical music and musical instruments in general. but hey! trying is also a love language.

probably gets curious when you are practising. after you explain to him the basics, there is a high chance he'll go "oh! as i expected, you're very amazing! i think i'll go for the triangle instead." 💀

he's just very impressed at whatever you're doing. you pulled off a particularly difficult, or just a so-so piece? "woah! that is so cool!" you somehow manage to name any classical piece playing within five seconds? "what kind of sorcery are you doing?!" you're going on a long ramble about how a movie depicted orchestras and piano-playing very very wrongly? albatross has no idea what you're talking about. but whatever you're doing, don't stop. he likes seeing you all happy and enthusiastic. there's something about how your eyes light up or how a smile bloom on your lips. they never fail to make his day brighter.

this man is competitive. at one point, he will start listening to classical pieces and make it a competition on who can name a piece's title whenever there's one playing. of course, he loses, every time. can't forget that time he called Franz Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 "that one tom and jerry song."

"it's a piece, not a song, albatross."

"but it's still in tom and jerry."

well, he's not wrong, technically.

albatross will probably get excited (and be embarrassing), gushing over you if he ever comes to see you perform in a concert or the like. "look at them! they're so cool!" he'll half-whisper to anyone sitting close to him until he receives several warning glares for being noisy. oh well, at least he knows not to clap during auditions.

please prevent this man from doing any more sacrilege (lmao i keep on slandering him, sorry albatross you're a real one for this </3)

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iceman

this man canonically likes to drink coffee and listen to records—a side only a few people know, and you're one of those few people.

he listens to a variety of genres, and classical pieces vinyl take up considerable space in his collection. he may be the closest to being fairly knowledgeable in classical pieces as you are.

he might not be the type to play a musical instrument himself. instead, he adores hearing you play. not that the recordings are bad, but your playing is just much more relaxing and the sounds flow better to his ears.

maybe above all, it's your presence that he finds peace from. either way, iceman is glad he can know someone who shares an overall similar interest with him.

you both can go to a record store! watch him just chuckle in amusement whenever you perk up as the store plays a classical piece, then immediately recognize the piece's title. he finds your enthusiasm cute. and not to mention, that broad knowledge is impressive. even he can't remember that many classical pieces.

he will be very grateful if you shove a good amount of music recommendations to him, or make a playlist for him! iceman might just listen to it in his free time because they remind him of you <3

in terms of sacrilege, he doesn't really mind much and leans on the more chill side. oh? that movie you're both watching is playing a very badly acted orchestra scene? he finds the way you internally cringe amusing. but iceman understands how such things really upset you, so he'll be there to listen to your rambles and criticisms.

all in all, he's a very chill but loving guy <3

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doc

he is mostly ambivalent about classical music and musical instruments. but as a doctor, he knows well that classical music is scientifically proven to be able to reduce stress and alleviate anxiety.

for that reason, he might know one or two things about classical music. but nothing too in-depth besides the fact it has some therapeutic effects to it.

hence! it's the perfect opportunity to tell him everything you know! (and flex when you're at it)

"doc! don't you know that not all classical music is relaxing? for example this one-"

he watches curiously as you show him a recorded piece, the '1812 overture.' he did expect and somewhat know that there are fast-paced and energetic classical pieces out there. but he did not expect canon fires incorporated into the piece.

"this sounds like it'll give people from the mafia anxiety instead."💀

but yeah. as someone who studied a lot, and used to be a student before being a doctor, he seems like the type who appreciates knowledge very much. he is intrigued by the tidbits of occasionally out-of-pocket trivia you casually bring up.

all the same, he likes listening to you play after he's done with his work, or during his day off. being a doctor can be more stressful than being on the front lines, as there are many injuries he had to treat as soon as possible, and he has to handle occasional foolish and careless individuals who don't heed his warnings. 

but! doc, hence his name, is a doctor. he will not take it kindly if you're pushing yourself with your practice, or being too anxious about an upcoming concert or performance. while not musically adept enough to help you with practices, doc will try his best to calm you down, reminding you that fatigue can ruin your concentration too. he's heard you play and practice multiple times, so he reassures you that all you need is just rest and you'll ace the performance.

all things considered, he just really cares for your well-being <3

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adam will take you to a museum of musical instruments. fascinating. you can see not only today's instruments, but also pianos, violins, and cellos over the years. this man can and will give you elongated lectures about each instrument. fun and informative! 

chuuya is very extra himself, and he will do the same in handling your interest; if you want, he'll take you to equally very extra operas and concerts, where you all dress up fancy and wear those nifty galilean binoculars to see the stage. classy!

verlaine probably doesn't understand why or how you grow to like music, particularly classical music very much. but! he is fond of how you're very passionate about it, and not sharing the same interest won't stop him to ask you for a dance—a slow waltz only yours and your own to share with him. during late nights after private dinners, he sways you gently, holding you close; whether with a piece playing in the background or just the sound of your hums and heartbeat. your steps may be clumsy or hesitant, but he will catch you before you stumble. 

end notes. aaand that's a wrap! not me imagining date scenarios with each one of them lmao. was in a very fluffy mood haha! had a lot of fun writing this

[chocsra]

im in the middle of reading stormbringer and why does nobody talk about adam and chuuyas friendship goals its peak (if there is a certain spoiler ab them do NOT run thy mouth)

ima scrap my old stormbringer fic and can yall tell me which typa fic u want me to write first:

non violent ending obvi but y/n is one of the suspected people thats going to be targeted by verlaine. and so chuuya and adam come to protect her and defeat verlaine. and like chuuya and y/n are sassing each other and chuuyas like "okay i had a shitty week too yknow?? people i actually cared for died and i dont want you to be next!" --everything goes silent and adams like "Master Chuuya, I believe there are better words to articulate your romantic feelings towards y/n, maybe then you can form a relationship after this is all sorted out--" "NO."

dazai is either overseas for a while or disappears off the face of the earth(not uncommon of him) and stormbringer chuuya is given a temporarily partner (y/n). and the dynamic is like "i wish i had a family" "trust me you DONT". at the end chuuya uses corruption and y/n genuinely is like "beautiful. you're beautiful." while she smiles like GENUINELY.

TELL MEEEEE bc i like both of these ideas but idk which to write first!! stormbringer chuu chuu season!

ps. march break is after this week and im sorry for not uploading cus i have like two exams this week along with two essays and one big ass assignment :(

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[toshroom]

Rules, Introduction

Hello, my name is Kat and this is my blog, I write fan fiction for a variation of different fandoms AUs and am not opposed to commissions for ocs

Genres I’m willing to write for are,

Fluff, angst

Some examples of fluff or angst would be arguments, comfort, casual dates, sweet movie nights or hurt

Smut

About anything would be fine however I’m unwilling to write about piss kinks, huge age gaps or incest, stepcest is fine

Characters I’m willing to write for are,

Hazbin Hotel; Alastor, Rosie, Charlie, Husk, sir pentious, cherri Bomb, Angeldust, Valentino, Vox, Velvette, Lucifer, ADAM, lute

Helluva Boss; Luna, Moxxie, Millie, blitz, Verosika, Asmodeus, fizzarolli

Voltron; Keith, Lance, Pidge, Hunk, Shiro, Princess

Mha; class 1A, monoma, shinso, tenko, himiko, Dabi, Villain deku, Villain katsuki, villain shoto

Bsd; Dazai, Chuyaa, fyodor

Saiki K; saiki, kaido, chiyo, Aiura, rei

Atla; zuko, sokka

JJK; sukuna, toji, megumi, gojo, itadori

Genshin impact; any male character + Ayaka, Ei, Yae

Haikyuu; Hinata, kageyama, sugawara, suna, kenma, Kuroo, tsukishima, terushima, sakusa kiyoko, Yachi(my favorites) will write for any other character as well

Creepy pasta: Jeff the killer, Ben drowned, slender man, Jane the killer, eyeless jack, hoodie, ticci Toby (other requests)

[yuugen-benni]

Adam with a reader who considers him an older brother

-I love Adam, where's his fanarts guys ?????-

TW: nothing, just stupid things

You are the youngest member of Europole with an intelligence on par with Mary Shelley.

Even with Mary's grumpy personality, you managed to get close and that's why you met Adam and became very attached to him.

Adam may not easily understand behavior so it will take a while for him to know that you consider him a big brother, but when he does he will TRY to be 'affectionate':

"why are you patting me on the head???" "Because I Like You Little Sister/Brother'' ''WHAT--''

The times you end up sleeping on his exhaust table he carries you around like those baby kangaroo backpacks (you know??);

Adam always tells you about new experiences in the human world and also asks a lot of questions:

''Why do you humans spend so much time watching anime or reading fanfics, than actually doing something productive?'' ''hun…..I don't know…''

Since he can read feelings and emotions, I believe that in difficult times he is a good comforter;

He will over time grow fond, will protect you all his robotic brain;

Expect gum and hugs Randomly (he's probably seen in his database that it can make someone's day better)

In short, he is a sweetheart, sometimes silly, so cherish his friendship. Mary is grateful for all of this as she contributes to her research

[lupin-et-rose]

BSD Brainrot

Just an outpouring of horny thoughts on main.

BSD boys x F!Reader — NSFW

Part 1 - Kunkida & Poe (separately)

Warnings: Cursing, frequent sexual references, completely subjective headcanons

A/N: BSD gods, forgive me, for I have sinned. Using such a wholesome Wan! gif to represent this filth...I am ashamed...

Minors DNI - 18+ only

***

Kunikida

(IK this is supposed to be NSFW, but this gif is so cute I couldn’t resist).

I…there are not words. I feel this man is secretly a tightly leashed FREAK in the sheets, yall. I can’t— it’s just the truth.

He would be the best ‘daddy disciplinarian’ - but only if you ask him to. And I’ll explain what I mean in a second—

Say you have this project due (for work, uni, whatever) and you’re struggling with motivation.

The solution? Easy. Ask Kunikida to reward you.

He’ll help you come up with little benchmarks that will earn you cute kisses on the cheek, on the hand, etc.,

All the while, you have the big promise awaiting at the end of this project, like a carrot on a stick—

Sure enough, as soon as you slam your laptop shut to celebrate - Kunikida swoops in and snogs the ever living daylights out of you

Cause little did you know, that for every little kiss of his to reward you and build anticipation in you—was also building anticipation in HIM

And goddamn it all, he is simultaneously so horny and proud—

Within the next ten minutes you’re carried to bed, stripped of your clothes and your mind as you fall apart on his cock.

All the while his hands clutch your hips to the point of brushing. Low, harsh breaths rasping a waterfall of praises in your ear about how good you feel and how well you’ve done.

—and god-damn if he just isn’t just so turned on by how hard you work, how tight your fluttery little cunt is as he spears you in half with his thrusts.

And that’s just assuming you’re a good little love and keep to your goals like you promised.

If you decide to be a brat with him…that just brings out a whole other *Beast*.

Poe

Sweetest subby baby boy on the face of this earth. Istg yall, even his attempts to dom & boss you around are literally the most precious.

Voice struggling to stay steady as he’s giving you ‘orders’.

Plus those high, keening whines of his whenever you bring him pleasure.

Oh, he’s so fucking pretty.

Soft curls damp with sweat, hanging in his face.

Pale skin flushed with pleasure and exertion from your passionate exchanges.

You could kiss the very breath out of him.

You could hover the needle of your best heels over his Adams Apple and he would rebel, whimpering with pleasure and begging for more.

His nipples are just as, if not more sensitive than yours.

Say you’re riding him: He’s already a breathless, blushing whimpering mess beneath you.

Loving your weight on top him, loving how your pussy drags up and down his length as yous eat the pace to your pleasure.

But then, if you decide you’d rather balance yourself on his chest instead of the headboard—try this:

Spread on your hands around this ribs, along he sides of his pecks. Cup his pathetic flat chest in your hands and rub over his nipples with the pads of your fingers or thumbs.

And oh my god—you’d think someone that latched an electric current to the boy for how he’d jolt and yelp your name.

Arching into your touch, jerking his own thrusts into your pussy with gasps and cries of shock and pleasure.

Nearly choking with the double combo of your hands on his chest and your cunt swallowing his cock. Squirming with breathy sobs, desperate for more friction.

This man will be putty in your hands. Each and every time—

[mummers-of-the-heart]

To Be Free - Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) x GN!Reader

Premise: The chains of caring weigh heavy.

Word Count: 225 words

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Trigger Warning for themes of murder, yandere, loss of control, manipulation, ambiguous ending, and general creepy things. Also possible OOC. Not beta read or edited. Written in 45 minutes while sleep deprived.

Spoilers for the ending of season 1 of Hazbin Hotel and the subject matter here is dark. If anyone is a BSD fan, you likely already know what to expect because it is inspired by that one character. Can be read as romantic or platonic. Also tried to keep aroace in mind with writing this. Even as someone who is aroace spec, it can be hard to express at time.

Alastor collected eccentrics. People that stood out in an entertaining way particularly. With them, he could simply stretch out a hand and play them like a fiddle as they grasped for any sort of connection.

Exert control over others.

It gave him a feeling of control that was clipped away from him. Do unto others what was done to him.

You were just another part of his collection.

You struggled to maintain your perceived humanity in hell. He watched. He laughed. He toyed.

For years, he saw you hopelessly toil away.

Alastor didn't know when he started to care. It was something he never noticed.

Perhaps it was when you managed to get your hands on some old vinyl and hummed along to the songs he listened to while he was still alive.

Maybe your attempts to cook foods similar to your favorites in the human world wormed their way into his heart.

It wasn't until he realized the damage Adam had done to him that a small itch grew in the back of his mind.

Oh, how he hated it.

How those strong emotions chained him. That realization was suffocating. Tighter and tighter they grew with each second.

What was different about these feelings and the contract?

Kill.

That attachment tied him to another person. It limited him. It took away even more control. It...

His claws dug deeper.

Be free.

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[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Anime Convention (feat. someone real). Part II

Self-Aware! Akiko Yosano x GN! Reader

Description: "Don't tell doctor about your problems" have the same vibe as "Call cleaning company only after you made your house spotless". However, in your current situation it's more of a "Don't make your friend even more worried about you".

One last "gift" from your former colleagues left an injury. Yosano treats your wounds. You try to play dumb while she is doing it.

Despite her sadistic traits, Akiko Yosano can be empathetic. She wants to be someone you can rely on. Besides, she is curious about you. Perhaps, you won't be against of having a small talk?

Warning: OOC. English is my second language. Reader have low self-esteem. Reader don't think that they worth to be loved. Reader want to have friends but afraid of rejection. Injuries (bruises and big cuts from glass). Emotional abuse from parent

<| Interlude №1 |

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Albatross' motorcycle stopped before the mansion. BSD Cast and your new home.

Three cars, with the rest of the Flags, parked not far away from you.

You remove the helmet and gave it back to Albatross. He tried to give you a reassuring smile. You tried to smile back, but your smile was small, hollow and tried.

You still can taste your favorite ice cream flavor. You were mostly silent during the trip for an ice cream, but, you hopped, that you didn't ruin Flags' mood. You were trying to stay positive. But one's mind can be a cruel force.

During the trip to the ice cream parlor, you tried not to think about the situation you were in.

You were jobless. And right now you have no way to get another job. For a town with a big university, there weren't enough options for a student to get a part-time job here. Especially during summer, when most of the students return home and employers were skeptical about hiring students, who decided to stay in town.

You have no way to pay rent. Well, you have some savings, but you really didn't want to spend them. And your rent was high. After you begged your previous landlord to let you keep an apartment (without you living there, but paying higher rent), he was adamant about the time you pay rent. If earlier, he could let you pay a week or two later, but now you should pay the exact day each month.

you need this apartment. if when if when if when BSD Cast left you, you will be alone again. you will need a place to go.

You were so tired. Not only because of what was happening in university. Because of studies, because of years staying far from home. Because of high school years. Because of your future.

You wanted life to be easy again.

You automatically followed after Flags and come inside the house.

Home sweet home.

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The mansion was a multiply-floor house with many bedrooms, attic, basement and with a big yard with a barn, playground and picnic tables. Fitzgerald also promised, that there will be a pool in a future. And Kenji wanted to get some farm animals and plant some vegetables.

You had no idea, how in the world Fitzgerald managed to get this place. You weren't questioning, how he got it. You saw documents from the bank about Fitzgerald's and The Guild members' accounts. You were too scared of looking at the accounts of the rest of BSD Cast.

You were still getting used to living in the mansion. All this people, all this space.

you were grateful, that you weren't alone here

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Flags and you were greeted by unamused Mori. Port Mafia Boss crossed arms on his chest, tapping his foot against the floor.

It was strange to see Mori without his normal attire (and you meant both "Port Mafia Boss" and "Underground Doctor" versions), but, you have to admit, that he looked good in his light green shirt and black jeans.

Mori glared at the Flags, before looking at you, his eyes immediately soften.

"Welcome home, My Sweet Bean. How your day has been doing?"

You felt your cheeks burning. One day, this nicknames will get you.

you like them. friends have nicknames for each other. as long as friendship lives the nicknames will live on...

when if when if when if they left you, will someone else have a nickname for you? or will your nicknames disappear forever

You ignored the thoughts and slightly nodded.

"Hello, Mori. Day has been doing... interesting"

It was true. You practically witness a bar fight... Without "bar", but "café fight" sounds lame.

Mori sent another glare towards Flags, coming closer towards you. None of the Flags looked guilty. Piano Man especially looked like he was ready to shut down every word of accusation that will come from Mori.

Of course, it doesn't affect Mori in any way.

"Yes. I do think that it was interesting. Especially after what my subordinates did, and how it has affected you."

The atmosphere became tense. Mori took a step towards Flags.

Cold claws of guilt and shame sank into your heart. Without second thought, you grabbed Mori's hand.

"No, Mori, please, it is my fault. I should have been better. I am sorry."

Mori coughed and looked at you with a shocked expression. You also felt the five pair of eyes on the back of your head, staring in dumbfounded silence.

you managed to shock Port Mafia Boss. and Flags... yay? will you get an achievement?

Mori opened and closed his mouth. He looked like a fish out of water.

"In what way it's your fault? In what way you should have been better?" finally managed to ask Mori.

Still acting on your emotions, you answered.

"Because if I were a better person, I won't be harassed."

_________

You were sniffing. A fresh big bruise on your arm looked ugly. Your father's steel voice rang into your ears.

"Stop whining. Stop playing a victim. No one else is being bullied. They only bother you. You know, what it means?"

Your father was waiting for an answer. You gulped and try to hold back tears.

"It means that I am the problem. I should have been better. To get good grades. To go to university."

Your father nodded.

"Right, [Y/N]. You should have been better. A better person, a better student. A better child. Because, in days like this..." Father scoffed. "I am ashamed of being your father. So makes me want to be your dad."

____________

Your memories were interrupted by another voice. The door leading to the basement opened and Ayatsuji step into the main hallway.

"Hello, [Y/N]. Are you alright?"

You mindlessly nodded. Mori and Flags, however, looked concerned.

you are terrible. you made them worried about you.. it's your fault. your fault.

Ayatsuji stepped between you and Mori.

"Is everything alright?"

You were grateful for Ayatsuji's intervention. You bit your lip and nodded again.

"Yes..."

You didn't notice the strange glances Flags, Mori and Ayatsuji send towards each other. You stepped from one leg to another. And felt something heavy in your backpack. You completely forgot!

can you be even more of a klutz?

You took off your backpack.

"Hey, Ayatsuji, I get the book you asked for from the library."

Without looking, you put your hand into your backpack, trying to get the book. A sharp pain pierce through your palm. You yelled, your backpack fell on the floor. With first drops of blood. The book fell from the backpack.

A big, bloodied shard of glass was stuck between book's pages. It seems, one of your former colleagues left it here.

To hurt you.

The hell broke loose.

Ayatsuji dashed back to the basement, Iceman, Piano Man and Doc were searching for the first aid kit, Albatross and Lippmann were trying to pick up your fallen things.

One of Mori's hand carefully took your injured palm, pressing a handkerchief over your wounds.

"Don't worry, [Y/N], it's going to be fine."

Then Ayatsuji reappeared with Yosano in tow. ADA Doctor immediately got near you, gently leading you to the basement. On her way, she took the damn book from Albatross's hands.

"I will take it from here. Let's go down to the infirmary, [Y/N]."

You followed after Yosano.

___________

The infirmary was quite big. Big enough to have an operation room, in addition to classic doctor office.

You were sitting in the office part, while Yosano were applying balm and bandaging your palm.

You were looking at the wall. You didn't want to think about what happened, what will happen. You didn't want to think about rumors, about your insecurities.

You just wanted to have something stable in your life.

The rest of the day will be terrible.

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Yosano was worried about you. And injury wasn't the main reason for her concerns.

Your behavior was concerning.

She remembered, when, back in their old world, she heard you talking to yourself about different topics.

About books, nature, last news.

You were interesting. And each time you started to talk about something, Little Light was glowing, almost purring.

You were happy.

And what she saw now...

They held the first meeting few days after they moved into the mansion.

It was clear, that something was strange with you.

Kajii said that you were shy.

Katai said that you need more time to get used to them.

But Koyou's whispered "abuse".

Yosano hated, that it's probably were the truth.

She doubted, that you were hit. But, abuse came in many forms.

And Yosano already hated everyone who put you through it.

She wanted to ask outright. She wasn't the only one.

Natsume Soseki stopped them.

"Let's not rush. Let's be patient. Just, show them that we care. Tell them, how valid their feelings and decisions are. How interesting they are. How happy we have them in our lives. Let's show them, that they deserve to be loved."

Valid decisions...

Maybe, before that, she could pry for a bit?

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"Do you like going to the university?" Yosano's question came out of nowhere. You blinked and turned away from staring at the wall to look at Yosano. She finished bandaging your palm and was putting bandage and balm away. You tilted your head.

"Of course, I always wanted to go to the university." you were telling the truth. University means opportunities! University means getting a good job! University means new frie-

let's not think about that for now...

Yosano shook her head.

"Sorry, I guess, I should have elaborated. Do you like to attend your current university, with your current fellow students?"

You looked down. You didn't want to answer this question. Because your answer will make you feel bad.

"Yes, I am... I am getting a good degree..." you whispered. Yosano's eyes and small smile were warm. You tried not to cry.

"I know, that degree is not only good. You also like getting it. You are making your dream come true. But, what about other parts of student life? Parties? Clubs?"

You slightly bit your tongue.

Your university doesn't have clubs or any other means of after class activities. Well, there were few spots teams, but, you were never a sporty type. And you didn't like parties.

Outside the classes you were by yourself. Always by yourself.

forever by yourself

you could have chosen a different university. maybe, in your hometown? but you ran away.

you were an ungrateful brat, who were running away from responsibility...

Yosano put a hand on your shoulder.

"What I mean, [Y/N], I am... We are worried about you. Other students... A bunch of animals. They dared to harass you. To hurt you..."

She glared at the bloodied shard of glass in the trash can.

Yosano stay silent for a moment. Then spoke, carefully choosing next words.

"[Y/N]... I won't ask you why you were silent. I won't pry. But, if you want to talk... I can listen to you. We are friends, right?"

She looked worried about you. She looked kid. Honest. Like she really means, that she is your friend.

if only you could convince yourself about it

please... please don't give me hope... please... i... i am too blank... too stupid...

Your stomach rumbles. You and Yosano blinked, then Yosano's smile returned to her face.

"Sorry, you must have been too hungry to have a small talk right now. Let's go to the dining room."

Yosano took your undamaged hand and pull, making you follow her.

"Thank you for the help, Yosano." mumbled you.

you are an idiot. if you looked into the backpack, you would see the shard of glass. it's your fault for being injured. it's your fault for making Yosano, Ayatsuji, Flags and Mori worried...

"No problems. Thank you, Dear Dango."

You didn't see Yosano's face, but you can feel a smile in her voice.

"For what?" you didn't understand, why Yosano was thanking you.

"For being you. For being in my life. For being near. For being yourself. For having feelings. For having opinion. For having interest. And..." Yosano finally looked at you. "For existing and for being born."

Your face was on fire.

A big smile appeared on your face.

You weren't listening to a faint whispers of

she is lying, no one could be thankful for you, you are worthless

You were too happy right now.

The Beast if Insecurities left. For now.

Right now, at this moment...

You were happy. And you had confidence.

You have trust in Yosano's words.

Perhaps, the rest of the day won't be too bad.

[distortedataraxia]

Sk8 the infinity x reader (platonic)

When you first start skateboarding

Author note : Hi ! Sorry this is really small and rushed, i wanted to begin and try to post in this fandom with something simple, like i did for bsd, i hope this is enjoyable anyways ★

Reki ! ★

When you first start skateboarding, reki is really excited and motivated to help you learn, he'll be patient and will keep you motivated, giving you a lot of tips and making sure you're okay on the run.

Chances are, he's the one who's gotten you into skateboarding, or he kept harassing you to try it out, both are very possible.

Reki will make sure to congratulate you on every small steps of the way, if you don't feel confident or scared, reki will reassure you that it's okay.

He might aswell build you a personalized skateboard while he's at it.

Overall, he'll be supportive, bright , patient and kind.

Langa ! ★

Langa will be patient and considerate, if you're injured, he will forbid you from being reckless.

He'll also probably ask reki for advices when you're having troubles with something and he doesn't know how to help.

He'll get worried when you fall down but he'll also encourage you, he'll try to make you feel the fun and freedom feeling in his own ways.

And most certainly, Reki will be included 100% in one way or another, so you're probably going to have the duo supporting you all the way through this journey of skateboarding.

Joe ! ★

Joe. Joe... How do i say this.

He'll be supportive, sure, but he'll probably flex and use himself as an example very very often. Am i wrong?

Please bury me if i am.

I can imagine you two chatting about skateboarding tricks in a restaurant(most certainly his restaurant) in a very chill atmosphere.

He'll encourage you, that's for sure, and remind you to never isolate yourself and come to him or anyone else for advices or to hang around and have a good time.

He might look like a dad with his child.. unless-

Cherry ! ★

Cherry will be supportive, though he might not look that happy, he is happy about it.

He completely believes in you and encourage you to learn.

Looking at the way you stand on the board and skate when you're able to, he'll give you advices, a lot of advices, probably based on operations, degrees and all of that.. AM I LACKING ORIGINALITY?? I'M SO SORRY-

Overall, Cherry will be really sweet and will help you learn skateboarding in his own ways, if joe came across him teaching you though...

Well, guess you're having a break and a show to watch, yay! Where is the popcorn at now?

Shadow ! ★

Shadow.... uhm, shadow.. I.. Uh..

It depends on multiple factors, shadow can be a complete "antagonist" Or a real sweet guy, if he's on his "antagonist" mode, he won't be really supportive , as you know..

But if he's on his sweet side, then he'll be supportive and patient, he'll try to make sure you don't get too hurt...

Or he won't.

Maybe try to kidnap him through the garden store, he'll complain but uhm..

I guess it'll work out.

Shadow can be helpful though, i swear. I'm just too tired lazy to think furthermore.

Miya ! ★

Miya will be a tease, but he'll also be very supportive and caring, he'll make sure to give you advices and that you're okay, and will, once again, tease you a lot, but you'll surprise him caring a few times there and there.

He's very sweet, and he'll encourage you, he doesn't want you to leave him too, so, he'll be really considerate and all of that...

I uhm, this is too much for my heart plz imagine the rest i'm quitting my job bye

Adam ! ★

Adam.. He'll try and see if you're suitable to being his uhm... Eve..

If you are, then be ready because this is going to be something, if you're not, then he's completely disinterested.

I don't know what else to say, maybe he could give you a few advices like he did to miya?

[mysterious-ocarina]

Divergent // Abnegation

fem!reader x Doppo Kunikida

A/N powers based off the abnegation faction from Divergent, here's the other ones that I am planning on doing

please give me recommendations for books to use as abilities or just abilities in general for bsd content

Main Masterlist BSD Masterlist Requests AO3

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Kindness was something that you seemed to ooze. You never failed to lift the spirits of your coworkers when they were down. Your ability allowed you to work closely with Dr. Yosano which is why you were currently sitting in a crappy office chair in the infirmary, getting pestered by the sadistic doctor.

“You can admit it. It’s okay,” She cooly reminded you for probably the fifth time.

“There is absolutely nothing for me to admit, Akiko,” you replied with yet another eye roll.

She flicked your forehead, making you whine, before getting close to your face, “I won’t judge you, if you admit it. I mean, he’s not my type but to each their own. He’s a bit too much of a hard-ass.”

“He’s not a hard-ass,” you quickly defended. Yosano smirked at your adamance. “He just likes things to be done a certain, more efficient way.”

Kunikida’s absoluteness was something that you admire about him. To be able to have a set of morals and ideals and to stick with it is something not many people can accomplish. But of course he can do it, he can do anything he puts his mind to.

“I’m your best friend. I don’t get why you won’t admit your feelings to me,” she pouted at you in faux displeasure.

You rolled your eyes, exasperated, “”Cause, there’s no point admitting anything to anyone because no matter how much I want, nothing will happen between me and him.”

It wasn’t until you saw Yosano’s smirk that you realized you admitted your feelings to her. She just has this air about her that makes you tell her your secrets without even realizing it.

She gave you a sympathy pat on the back at seeing your pout. “You don’t know that. He could feel the same about you.”

You stood up, “He definitely doesn’t.”

As you walked out of the infirmary, you shot a smirk over your shoulder at her, “Why don’t we talk about your love life next time? Or your lack thereof?”

You could hear Yosano snort as you walked away. Once in the main office, you took a seat on Atsushi’s desk, “How are you today, Atsushi?”

Since he came here, he’s been someone you made sure to look out for. You wanted him to feel welcomed by the agency.

He gave you a smile, “I’m doing good, just a lot of paperwork.”

You gave him a confused look, “How do you have a lot of work to do?”

Atsushi quickly diverted his eyes from yours and shifted to the desk next to his. You immediately understood why he had so much work to do seeing the man relaxing in his desk chair.

“Give me your stack, Atsushi,” you commanded. This wasn’t the first time you had to scold the suicidal maniac for Atsushi. Once the stack of papers were in your hands, you marched around the desks until you were right behind Dazai who had his headphones on.

You dropped the stack right in front of him on his desk and yanked the headphones off of his head, “Now, Dazai, why is it that you’re giving Atsushi all of your work? Are you incapable of doing it yourself? Atsushi is not your little slave to do as you please.”

The disappointed look on your face was enough to make the ex-mafioso cringe before whining, “But I don’t want to do it either.”

Tapping your foot and your hands on your hips, you bent down and scolded, “Well that’s life. Now, if I find out that you’ve given your work to the poor boy again, you’ll be in a world of hurt.”

A little scared, Dazai immediately got to work, grumbling, “Yes, mom.”

You rolled your eyes at the nickname. Satisfied, you offered Atsushi a reassuring smile to which he gave you a relieved smile in return.

Turning to the door, you saw Kunikida walk in with a large stack of papers. You immediately went to help him, taking half of the stack into your own hands.

“Oh, thank you, y/n,” he replied with a soft smile that seemed to only ever be directed at you.

With a blush, you shrugged, “Not a big deal.” The both of you dropped the stack of papers onto his desk to be looked at later on.

You turned around to find Dazai staring at the both of you. He pointed at you, mouthed the word mom. Then pointed at Kunikida and mouthed the word dad. Then took both of his hands and reenacted what you assumed to be an intense make out session between the two.

You rolled your eyes and pointed to him, then pointed to the work on his desk. He silently pouted at you, making you flip him off.

Thankfully, Kunikida was too distracted by the work on his desk to notice the embarrassing interaction between you and Dazai. You sat down at your own desk, the one right next to Kunikida, determined to get some of your own work done.

After a few hours of a quiet office, everyone doing work and you sending pointed looks in Dazai’s direction whenever he threatened to disturb the peace and quiet, Ranpo came strutting in with a lollipop in one hand and his phone in the other.

Disturbing the silence, Ranpo replied to the phone, “Yeah, but I don’t wanna.”

You shot him a look at his lack of manners but he didn’t seem to notice. He just continued talking on the phone.

“Mhm.” Lick of his lollipop as someone speaks to him. “Right.” Another lick, more speaking. “Yeah, I still don’t see how that’s my problem.” A bite out of his lollipop, someone yelling. “The case is solved, my services aren’t needed anymore.”

“Ranpo, give me the phone,” you laid your hand in front of him. He shrugged before handing it to you.

You put the phone to your ear and adopted a kind tone of voice, “Hello, this is Y/n L/n of the Armed Detective Agency. How can we help?”

Dazai giggled at your customer service attitude but shut up when you shot him a final look.

“Oh, thank god. Y/n, it’s Minoura from the police department,” his voice was filled with anxiety but a bit of relief at hearing your voice.

“Oh, Hello Minoura. Is everything alright?” you replied, happily. Both Dazai and Kunikida seemed to perk up at your relaxed, sweet tone of voice. You glanced at them, Kunikida seemed annoyed? And Dazai seemed entertained.

You ignored them to focus on what Minoura was saying, “We need the Agency’s help. Ranpo was able to identify the kidnapper of a case we were working on but now it seems he’s holding the kid hostage. We have surrounded his house but he’s threatening to kill the kid if we don’t let him go.”

“Got it, we’re on our way right now. Keep him talking until we get there,” you urgently replied, hanging up the phone. “Kunikida, I need you. Minoura is handling a hostage situation right now and you’re the perfect man for the job. I’ll come with you in case it goes sideways.”

Kunikida immediately sprung into action, grabbing his notebook, before following you out of the office, “Right.”

The drive there was a little bit tense, thinking of the poor kid who may or may not get to go home tonight. It was all up to you and Kunikida, mostly him. You were just there as a bit of backup in case he got hurt and needed help.

Once near the house and out of the car, Kunikida looked at you tensely, “Please stay behind the cop cars. We can’t have you getting hurt.”

You tried not to think too hard into that statement. Of course he didn’t want you hurt. You were friends and that would be bad. It’s not like he didn’t want you hurt because he cared for you in a special way. He just simply cared because he was a good person. No feelings attached.

Before you got too lost in your thoughts, you offered him a resolute nod, quelling his anxieties. He immediately got to work and walked towards the house with his hands up.

You did your best to not flinch at the sound of a gunshot ringing out. You noticed a chip in the cement near Kunikida’s foot. You shook like a leaf thinking about the man in front of you getting shot, but you had faith in him.

“Who the hell are you?” a gruff voice yelled from the doorway of the house. He was a big man and he had a teary eyed little boy in front of him, gun pointed.

You watched with bated breath as Kunikida negotiated to the best of his abilities with the kidnapper, slowly taking steps closer and closer to the man. You watched as Kunikida, with unimaginable speed, pulled out his ideal notebook and used his ability to create a stun grenade.

The sound of gunshots and fighting was unmistakable, smoke covering the area. You waited with Minoura for the smoke to dissipate and assess the situation. Upon closer look, you found the kidnapper handcuffed to the porch railing, a crying little kid, and Kunikida who was clutching his shoulder, grimacing in pain.

Minoura and a few officers rushed to grab the criminal and the kid, taking care of the rest now that the situation isn’t dire anymore. You made your way to Kunikida, staring at his bleeding shoulder and blood soaked hand, “Are you okay?”

“I’m alright,” he groaned out.

There were a few options; take him back to the ADA for Dr. Yosano’s treatment, let a paramedic stitch him up, or you take the injury. The first option wasn’t the best option considering a singular gunshot wound is not worth Dr. Yosano’s “treatment”. The second option wasn’t great either considering it would mean that Kunikida would have to wait to recover and wouldn’t be able to help on missions for weeks to come. The final option seemed to be the wisest decision.

You grabbed his arm, about to activate your ability but he was quick to stop you, “Wait, I can deal with this. There’s no need for you to take it.”

You stared back at him in confusion, “What do you mean? A gunshot wound takes weeks to heal so it’s best if I heal rather than you. You shouldn’t be injured because you are needed out in the field more than me.”

Your explanation was sound, so you weren’t sure why he was hesitant. You would think that with how logical he was of a person, he would be on board immediately.

He bit his lip in contemplation, unsure of how to explain what he wanted to say. He was still in pain, seeing as the paramedic wasn’t here yet, “I don’t want you to be in any pain, though.”

His confession caused a sweet tint of pink to coat your cheeks. You placed your hand on his arm, this time he didn’t push it away, “It’s alright. I can handle a little gunshot wound.”

Still hesitant but unwilling to argue further, Kunikida let you use  your ability on him. The both of you watched as his pain and injury faded from his shoulder and transferred to you. Blood trickled out of your new wound, staining your white blouse.

Tears pricked your vision at the pain but you did your best to put a brave face, “See. Not so bad.”

Kunikida gave you a face that said he didn't believe you weren’t in pain but kept silent. It didn’t take the paramedics long to get there and in no time, you were stitched up with some pain meds and Kunikida in tow.

Using your uninjured shoulder, you bumped Kunikida’s, “It looks like you won’t have to move your Ideals around recovering. That could set you back weeks.”

He pushed his glasses up, “It does look like that. I appreciate you thinking of me.”

You blushed, looking down at your feet as you both walked from the car to the agency, “It’s my job.”

Your simple reply was true. It was your job, alongside Dr. Yosano, to help with any injuries the members received. Your ability to “trade” injuries was quite useful to have but it was not without its downsides. But you would rather you suffer the injury then have your coworkers unable to help on cases. Thankfully, serious injuries that you needed to take weren’t often enough that you were always in pain one way or another.

What wasn’t true, though, was the fact that you only helped out because it was your job. You enjoyed being able to relieve physical pain from your coworkers, friends. You didn’t like to see them hurt so it wasn’t all that bad, taking their pain for your own.

Back at the Agency, both you and Kunikida sat at your desks. With the adrenaline now gone, the both of you were able to start relaxing, though Kunikida didn’t relax for very long. After only a few minutes, he was back to doing paperwork and whatever else he needed to get done. You quietly chuckled to yourself at his no-nonsense habits.

The silence of the office was cherished until Dazai came in, immediately making his way to you.

He sat on top of your desk, “So, which one of you got shot?”

You pointed your thumb at the blond next to you, “He did. He saved the little kid’s life ‘cause of it.”

Dazai got closer to your face, “Aw, and you took the pain away from him. Aren’t you just the sweetest?”

With a blush, you grumbled, “Yeah well, it is my job.”

“You know what I mean, though,” Dazai laughed, making you slap him so he doesn’t embarrass you further in front of Kunikida.

In the coming weeks, as you waited for your shoulder to heal, you found yourself spending more time with Kunikida that wasn’t just working. He would join you in the cafe when you took your lunch break. He would take small breaks during his work to make sure you were alright and you didn’t need anything. And in the mornings, when you first came to the office and sat at your desk, there was always a cup of coffee, just the way you like it, sitting there waiting for you.

The more time you spent being subtly doted on by him, the more your affections for the man increased. It was like there was some kind of unspoken understanding between the two of you. You both had a newfound appreciation for each other’s dedication to justice and kindness.

Your kindness and compassion seemed to draw him into you, something you relished. You felt that your friendship with Kunikida was blossoming into something more but you were unsure.

You couldn’t bring yourself to tell Kunikida how you felt about him. Your own mind, never failing to remind you of his stoic demeanor. He’s never shown any kind of interest in romance or relationships, other than his ideal woman which you were too scared to ask more about. You were left wondering if he could ever reciprocate your feelings.

One afternoon, you were both at the cafe, enjoying your quiet lunch break considering it was quite empty. You were lost in thought, no doubt thoughts of the man in front of you, when Kunikida cleared his throat. You looked up at him to see his stoic demeanor change into a more nervous expression.

He pushed his glasses up his nose, something he always tended to do when he was flustered, “There’s something that I’ve been meaning to tell you.”

You tried to keep the hopeful blush off of your face, “What’s up? You can tell me anything.”

Taking a deep breath, he replied, “Well, I-I have come to realize that my ideals aren’t the only things that matter in my life. I care for you deeply, in ways that I never could have planned. Your unwavering kindness and the brightness that you bring to the office are things that I admire about you.”

You stared back at him, a dopey smile on your face, “What are you trying to say, Kunikida?”

He stared back at you, a determined smirk on his face, “I’m trying to say that I would like to pursue a relationship with you and that if I wasn’t so against PDA, I would reach over the table right now to kiss you.”

You gazed at him in awe, not expecting such a forward statement from the man in front of you. You stuttered in nervousness, “W-Well, your feelings are not one-sided.”

Kunikda had a bright smile on his face, as well as a light blush that if anyone ever asked about, he would vehemently deny.

“Then how about this?” he asked. You were unsure what he meant, until he grabbed your hand from where it was sitting in front of you. Ever so slowly, as if he thought you would pull away from his touch, he brought your hand to his mouth and laid a soft kiss to the back of it.

You thought you might swoon at the classiness of it, something only Kunikida could accomplish.

With less grace, and more eagerness, you grabbed his hand in return. Bringing it to your mouth, you laid a sloppy kiss onto the back of his hand. You were unable to keep in your giggles as the man in front of you blushed a bright red.

When you both finished lunch and went back to the office, hand in hand, your coworkers were unable to miss the change in your relationship. They couldn't help but tease you both, particularly Dazai, who reveled in insinuating that he had played matchmaker, despite not doing anything at all. You didn’t mind the teasing, though. You were just glad to have Kunikida by your side.

BONUS:

God this was a horrible idea. You couldn’t help but think. At the moment, you found yourself in the most unexpected places. You were currently in a back closet, doors away from the Agency’s main office, with Kunikida attached to you by the mouth.

It was your lunch break and instead of going down to the cafe to eat together, Kunikida surprised you, emphasis on the word surprised, by pulling you into the closet you both passed for an intense make-out session.

He wasn’t really much for PDA but as soon as no one was looking, you would find him to be quite passionate with you. It really shouldn’t surprise you that his passion could extend past work and onto you.

“What’s up?” a breathless Kunikida asked, laying kissed down your neck.

You softly moaned at the feeling, “Nothing. Just thinking of how passionate you are of a person.”

Kunikida stared down at you, love in his eyes, “Well, how could I not be? You’re so beautiful.”

You heated up at his loving gaze and laid your own trail of kisses down his neck, making the man groan in front of you.

The moment was ruined when bright light filtered into the closet and a wolf whistle was heard. None other than Dazai caught the two of you and teased, “Well, would you look at that. I wish you would kiss me like that. Could make a man faint.”

Embarrassment flooded you and you could see it on Kunikida’s face too. But before you could try to make an excuse, Kunikda burst out of the closet chasing a laughing Dazai. Looks like some things never change, you thought as for the rest of the day Dazai would get on Kunikida’s nerve every chance he could.

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[silverbladexyz]

Since you asked for sb requests... How about bf hcs with Adam 😳😳

ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMEMBERING ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS ROBOT ADAM!!!

The image does not belong to me. It belongs to it's original owner.

TW: None. Stormbringer spoilers below!

Boyfriend headcanons with Adam

-Adam is the greenest flag in BSD. No questions asked

-He's kind, funny, loyal, and a whole lot of other good qualities too. *Sighs* why can't he be real... anyways let's get on with the relationship!

-At the start, you would have to teach him some stuff. Adam's not completely clueless, but there are some things that he needs updating on, like 'affection' and 'dates'. Don't worry, he's a fast learner, and it is adorable seeing him finally get what you were talking about

-Adam seems like the type to show his love through physical affection and quality time. So he literally compliments you whenever he can, holds your hand a lot, gives you piggyback rides, and cuddles with you. If you needed help with anything, he would immediately drop what he was doing and come to help you Adam my dear I love you too much

-He is more of a listener, but if you asked him about his cases, he would be more than happy to talk about them. Adam wouldn’t be able to tell you about the more top-secret cases, but he would tell you as much as he is allowed to. Maybe even incorporating a few android jokes in as well

-Teach him about food!!! Adam only ever eats gum and nuts, so introduce him to all sorts of cuisines! Even if his body has no use for it, he still loves the taste of the food, especially if you cooked it for him. He swears that the food tastes 10x better when it’s made by you

-Pretty affectionate once he knows that you’re alright with it. He would hold your hand, stroke it slightly, give you kisses everyday, basically lots of small romantic actions that proves his love for you. When you started doing it back to him, he was a bit confused and his inner computer was going haywire, but Adam managed to get it all under control and now he loves receiving affection from you too

-Would teach you how to defend yourself and knowledge about any tricky scenarios that you could get into. Adam literally is a robot so he knows a lot more facts than you about the world. When he is teaching you, he keeps it straightforward yet gentle at the same time

-If you have anything you needed help with, ask Adam! He wants to help you as much as he could whenever you have a problem, and he probably is the most useful and efficient person you could ask since he is a supercomputer

-Bonus points if you know a certain 160cm mafioso with a special hat. Adam’s eyes would light up when you mention the ginger-haired boy and he’ll tell you all about his adventures with Chuuya. Lowkey hopes one day he’d get to reunite with Chuuya with you alongside him (Asagiri I am begging please isn’t it about high-time Adam showed up in the manga-)

-Even if he may be a bit clueless sometimes, just know that Adam will always love you and be there for you 💗

I feel like I could’ve written so much more but brain refused to work shdhdjjjs

@pixyys @pianotross @chuuyas-beloved @nekokinax @xxelfmamaxx @yuugen-benni @lakeside-paradise @irethepotato @arisu-chan4646  @catzlivedforbsd

[pixyys]

thou shalt not be sad!

making corny jokes and pick up lines for them

ft. the flags + chuuya + verlaine + adam

warnings. possible storm bringer spoilers; fluff/humor + hurt/comfort

notes. romantic/ platonic; huuuuge thank you to @silverbladexyz for these wonderful pick up lines ♡; reposting bc oh god, tumblr was in a silly mood

art by @/shan_zeze (twt)

❝you have a little bit of some loose screws in your head. everyone knows this well enough. but seriously, every person in your vicinity are just so depressed and gloomy! surely, that's nothing some some good ol' one liners can't solve. ❞

LIPPMANN

Our little story starts during a time when The Flags have the pleasure of gathering together. Everyone has been busy with their businesses for quite a while. But they finally get the time to relax and act like normal young men without the burdens and horrors of their line of work.

Of course, you are there too! For.. whatever reason you have. No one minds nor questions your presence, so you sit there, simply observing; grinning with a dumbstruck smile at how everyone is happy and enjoying their time.

Especially lippmann. You saw his recent movie, the one that blew up on the internet, yeah. He's been flying all over the world for premiers and promotions. Even now, he just got back from one of his world tours.

"Lippmann," you make your way towards the end of the billiard table. "How was Europe?"

"Europe?" he recovers from his hunched position, the billiard cue still in his hand. "It was quite nice. Do you want me to take you when I go on another tour in the future?"

Whoa. Traveling Europe with 'the' Lippmann?

"Yes please," the response comes a bit too eager than you intended. "But won't it be a hassle? Was there any quarantine during your latest travel?"

"Well, for safety measures-"

"-Because you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T."

The room falls silent as those words leave your mouth, save for the ticking of the clock and someone's pool ball falling on the floor.

"Ah.. well," Lippmann laughs nervously. For a flit moment, burying yourself six feet under sounds like a very tempting escape. But the thought dissipates as the charming actor chuckles, with a very lilting voice and a cute-looking smile that could've made you keel over right there and then.

"I suppose there will still be momentary quarantines since the virus is still around," he continues. "After all, you can't spell virus without U and I."

Well.

"Oh hell no! Not this again!"

Something cracks with a horrible crunch, probably Chuuya breaking his billiard cue. Not sure didn't care. You're too busy gaping at the actor slash mafioso like some dying fish. Either way, this dying fish got that world tour free pass! yeah!

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PIANO MAN

Looking back, you have no idea how you managed to crawl out from that pit of embarrassment and continue life as usual. Maybe your sense of dignity just dried out. Maybe you're the kind of person who just rolls with everything. You pulled through, either way.

As it goes, your existence and role in The Flags is a peculiar one, as peculiar as your personality. A wildcard, if you will. Again, maybe that's why you find yourself helping Piano Man with those 'supernotes' of his.

"Say, Piano Man, do you play the piano?" you ask, mind drifting wistfully as you watch him send away some of his underlings. Some others are still waiting for their next order, standing by within the vicinity—you included.

"I don't," he regards your curious question.

"I think you'll be a great pianist."

Piano Man offers a raise on his brow, "On what ground?" he said.

"I mean, better yet, you can be Bae-thoven."

To put it in the most less-heartbreaking sense, his response is both something you definitely expected but nevertheless didn't prepare for. The silence that follows is reminiscent of that time you landed a free Europe tour pass with Lippmann, so is the forced laugh that grows from Piano Man's mouth.

Another, painfully awkward silence that comes after it, however; you can't help but reel from it.

"Piano Man, please. That's the worst possible response," you half-whispered.

"Ah, apologies. I suppose.. thank you?"

THAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSE.

The room is dead silent, and it doesn't look like it's because Piano Man's underlings are too afraid to laugh in his presence. No, at this rate, your sense of dignity will really dry out, dissipating out of existence. That is until you saw a glimpse of Piano Man's subtle smug face.

Ah, right. It is Piano Man you're up against.

[name]: i showed you my best pickup line pls respond

piano man: no <3

In bitter shame of such pitiful defeat, you toned down your puns ever since. But one time, when you cross paths with your arch nemesis once again, Piano Man strikes up a conversation.

"About that thing about not being able to play the piano, [Name]. I think I'll start learning it."

"Really?" you turn to him.

But what did he do? he, in turn, closes the distance, leaning his face to your ears, "How about you give me some piano lessons?" he whispers, and you can almost, almost feel his breath lingering on your earlobe.

"We can play all night and make sweet music." you can feel his smile.

You ascended; jaws dropped, eyes popped out, cheeks hot. You didn't remember if you passed out or dropped dead.

Really, it's best to only pick battles you can win.

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ICEMAN

"Iceman is it? You seem like a cool guy. I hope we can get along."

Iceman knew you're a walking embodiment of a headache the moment you exchange names and shake each other's hands.

He still wonders why he still puts up with your shenanigans. Or why he still agreed on helping you do combat practice and friendly spars. All the while trying to not accidentally stab or decapitate you, probably.

He watches you pat down your light bruises, making use of the momentary rest. Objectively speaking, you are no weak opponent. Sure, he can likely kill you in your sleep. But at least not without some struggle in your part.

"This place is pretty neat for sparring, like a very comfy practice room," you comment, still holding the shoulder that might have a nasty bruise- or a sprain? He hopes not. Iceman wonders if he threw you too hard just now.

"Oh! Speaking of," you suddenly turn to him, "Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken."

Yeah, No. he really should've thrown you harder.

Iceman, once again, questions why he puts up with you. You both are not even musicians and you manage to force that line into this context, and for what?

"..Iceman?"

He remains passive.

"Uh, please laugh?..At least?"

You made it a mental note to not mess with Iceman again. Poor guy. He still helps you patch up those sparing bruises though, so you should be good👍

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DOC

"Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes."

Being sent to the battlefront is tough. Guns and fists and knives don't exactly line up with an unscathed body. But you're tougher! And you have your reliable good friend, Doc. Iceman's training retinue polished you like a coarse diamond grinder, so Doc didn't have to do much than patch up minor cuts and scratches.

Doc decides to hold back further questions at your remark. Instead, choosing to appraise your face- the eye you claim to be 'wrong'. There's a subtle crease on his brow as his hands frame your cheek, trying to observe visible damage on your eye.

Of course. Even the most skilled doctor won't find anything. your eyes are fine.

"I think I just can't take them off you." you wink.

Doc tilts his head, then blinks.

Cute! Yet, the silence is starting to trigger the PTSD you got from Piano Man and Iceman. You hope it won't be the same case for this 'Doctor-Man.'

He finally nods, as if making up a decision. "Does it feel numb? Or painful?"

"No, I mean-"

"Maybe something is wrong with your extraocular muscles. I can open them up and-"

"You know what? Don't worry about it," you cut him off, rushing to swat away the current topic. "I think it just healed! That's amazing! I knew you're the best doctor one could ever ask for!"

Yeah.. better be careful next time. Getting your eyes dissected and cut open must not be fun.

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ALBATROSS

You're not saying you have a favorite in The Flags, but you're saying you have a favorite in The Flags, and that might or might not be Albatross. (It's definitely Albatross).

He is your true partner in crime, aiding you in your eternal quest to annoy every single living existence (especially Chuuya, but don't tell him that). Albatross isn't very keen on puns or pickup lines, but he picks up the habit as soon as you start greeting him with those daily doses of corniness.

"Morning!" you send the energetic wheelman a lighthearted smile, waving as you pass by the hallways of the headquarters.

"Oh, mornin' [Name]-"

"-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

By normal standards, a perfectly normal person normally does not start their morning with a badly-placed and badly-formed, relatively corny pickup line. But abiding by the normal standards isn't exactly how you roll, and neither does Albatross. That moment marked the day The Flags must put up with a brand new headache.

"I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil... totally pointless."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest-"

"Alright. i believe that's enough, you two."

It takes Piano Man a lot to get him to lose his patience, and apparently, you've done abundant. Don't worry about Chuuya, the little precious bundle of rage is long gone. He knows better than to risk exhausting his voice or accidentally ransacking the whole hideout (lmao).

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ADAM FRANKENSTEIN

You are suffering from success. Or winning from failure? These jokes and pickup lines became something of a second nature to your tongue. You can't even remember what you said to this robot- er, supercomputer agent Adam Frankenstein.

"Oh. This is what humans call as puns, also known as paronomasia, a form of wordplay that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous effect."

"Yeah-"

"But yours wasn't funny."

>:0

"W-well," you cough, recovering yourself. "Funny isn't the only intended effect. It was a punny pick-up line."

Adam nods.

"A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. Are you trying to woo me?"

:0

"W-wwwhat?"

So, a literal robot just pulled an uno reverse card on you. Yet still, that's a good question. Are you really trying to woo him?

"I- I thought you'll start making one of those android jokes." you make an unsteady smile.

"My android jokes? Of course. They are not made with the intention of expressing romantic expression, so I can make one for you if you wish so."

Well. This tin man just indirectly reject your yet-to-exist confession.

"Either way, I am flattered by your attempts. However, I'm afraid that it will be impossible. You are a human and I am an autonomous humanoid supercomputer, the first to be used for law enforcement use-"

Yep. the tin man just directly rejected your yet-to-exist confession. Adam woke up and chose violence. At this point, you're better off going home and curling up in your blanket with some sad love song playlist. You think Chuuya winced and made a very pitiful expression for you. But you choose to mark that off as your imagination.

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PAUL VERLAINE

For a reason you can't fathom, you somehow end up in Verlaine's, Chuuya's, and Adam's theater of bloodshed.

Right here, right now, you're a vanguard of the battlefront. You shouldn't be thinking 'this'. Your chest hurts so bad from dodging Verlaine's attacks, your limbs are aching from bruises and cuts, your head is spinning with adrenaline, and this French man is trying to kill you and kidnap your ginger friend.

But darn, he's fine- You slap yourself.

"You good?" Chuuya rasps, struggling to make his step as he flanks your side.

"No, but-" another flying car flings towards your direction, and muscle memory forces you both to flee from your position, escaping death by a grasp.

Well.

This man is merciless, and *cough* attractive. Had he not currently trying to throw cars at you, you'd take him to some nice cafe and start serenading him with, uh, 'sweet' words.

Might as well.

"Whoa sir, you have some killer moves!" you roar heartily, uncaring by the way chuuya is eyeing you like an incredulous mother daring her child to do something stupid. "I'd simply die to have you." you wink.

"[NAME], WHAT THE HELL?!"

In that split second, your words seem to catch Verlaine in a trance. Adam's fancy iron man laser beam almost grazes the French man's shoulder..somehow.

Hey, that worked! :D

[name] : chuuya, i think he's french.

chuuya : no shi-

[name] : i think eiffel for him.

chuuya:

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NAKAHARA CHUUYA

This is it. The curtain calls, and it's time to face the final boss; it's time to unleash the ultimate torment to this poor boy.

"Ooh! Don't you look dapper? I always liked your fashion sense. You look good in that suit."

Chuuya doesn't immediately answer, opting to silently trace the paved sidewalk you both are treading on. By all means, both of you have no trouble with resources that a personal car, or even a whole limousine won't be impossible. It's just that the moon shines beautifully that night, so you drag your grumpy friend for a breath of fresh air.

"But you know what you'll look better in?" you chuckle, following his steps. "My arms."

Nothing. Mo reaction. No swatting your finger guns, no annoyed and incessant curses. Chuuya treats you like a nonexistent ghost, until he halts and simply stares at you with an inexplicable expression.

"Chuuya?" you falter, "Did- I go too far? Or did it finally get you? my jokes..?"

Oh, it did get him. No, you got him.

He shifts closer to you, like he finally loses it and is about to choke you to death. But this feels different. There is no malice or raw anger in his movements. They feel.. heavy, tired. Wordlessly, he leans his weight on your body, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

His breath is warm against your collarbone; the slight shudder from his long exhale stripped the corny jokes off your tongue.

"Oh, Chuuya.." you mirror him, putting your arms around him in a reassuring embrace. He is now here, in where you both want him to be: Your arms.

Some things come, and some things simply go. But some other things just don't change. Chuuya is grateful he can still hear your annoying jokes and lines, and that you are still by his side.

[starwritesstuffz]

Heyo I’m star I use she/they pronouns

Im bi and graysexual

Interacts from my selfship blog @kajiiswife

My current hyperfixations are bsd and cookie run kingdom

My dni on my selfship blog still applies here

Requesting rules and fandoms I write for

Will do: comfort fluff platonic pregnancy family stuff (like having a family with a certain character) hcs oneshots (on occasion) poly ship (e sample character x reader x character) hcs

Won’t do: Pr0ship content (which includes incest minor x adult yandere and toxic relationships) birth and nsfw/smut

Fandoms I will write for: bsd tadc hazbin hotel (within reason) sally face obey me lackadaisy and cookie run kingdom

Characters I will write for

Btw the ones in the bold text are probably the ones I’m gonna write for the most

Bsd: dazai chuuya kajii atsushi akutagawa kunikida poe ranpo and fukuzawa (I really need to catch up on bsd lore so that’s why I didn’t include some characters) lovecraft john mark

Cookie run kingdom: licorice cookie cream unicorn cookie choco werehound brute/schwarzwalder clover cookie pitaya dragon cookie red velvet cookie black lemonade cookie pure vanilla cookie black lemonade cookie clover cookie capsaicin cookie and most of the other cookies

Tadc: jax ragatha caine kinger and gangle

Sally face: sal fisher

Hazbin hotel: adam vox zestial sir pentious and lucifer

Obey me: lucifer leviathan beelzebub asmodeus belphegor mammon and diavolo

Lackadaisy: mordecai nicodeme (also I legit can’t do his accent so sorry y’all) freckle rocky zib and wick

[trecllllllll]

So… anyone take this idea?

Bsd x Charlie Morningstar!Reader

In episode 8 at Hazbin Hotel, instead of Sir Pentious being hit by Adam’s attack, it was Y/n who was hit by that attack, causing her to “die” in Hell but travel to the BSD world. Found by Mori when Y/n passed out in an alley. This will be even better when she appears in the Dark Era.

If you guys write it then pin me, I want to see it(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

[giggly-squiggily]

"i'm yours" from the valentines day prompt list with umm ler!nikolai (bsd, or if you don't know him then ler!chuuya please!) x lee!reader? i love this event sm <33

Heyo anon! Unfortunately I don't know Nikolai yet, so I'm going with Chuuya! This was really cute to write! :) Thank you for the kind words!

I'm Yours: "You like being tickled, don't you?"

“Do you want me to tickle you?” He meant it as a threat- a response to all your little “chibi” jokes and gravity puns you’d been slinging at him all day.

Little did he know that was exactly what you were hoping for.

“What? Tickle me? How are you gonna reach me from all the way down there?” You mock gasped, pushing that last button home. “You can certainly try!”

“Oo, You’re getting it now!” Chuuya pounced, grabbing your wrist. Before you knew it, you were floating, feet kicking in the air as your center of gravity disappeared. “Whoa! H-Hey, Chuuya! Hang on!”

“Oh relax, you’re not gonna float away.” The redhead rolled his eyes, pulling your floating body towards him as he started to grin. “But you are gonna feel pretty lightheaded when I’m done with you!” With that, he grabbed your sides, squeezing rapidly and making you squeal.

“CHuhuhuuhuhuhuhuya, gehahhahhahaha! Whahahhhahait whahahhahahahit hohoohohold ohohohohohon!” You burst into giggles, twisting in the air like a slow roasting chicken as his fingers attacked your sides and stomach. “Grahhahahhavity ihihihihisn’t fahhahahahir!”

“Neither is calling me short, but you went for it anyway!” Chuuya growled, one hand reaching for your thigh while the other continued jabbing and prodding your ribs. “Don’t bother denying it- you like being tickled, don’t you? That’s why you’ve been so adamant on pissing me off, huh?”

“Guhuuhuhuhuuhuhhuiteehhehehehehehehe!” You squealed, scrunching up when his hand attacked your neck. “CHuhuhuhuhuhuhya plehehhehahhahhase the grahhahhaahhavity!”

“Wow, you admitted it too. Impressive.” Chuuya mused with a laugh, easing you back down slowly so your back was against solid green earth once more. He gave you one last tickle before standing straight, watching you curl into the grass with a hiccup. “Heh, you know- if you want me to tickle you, you can just ask.”

“Ehehehe..ehehehe…that was more fuhuhun.” You grinned up at him, giggling when he glared. Holding up your hands, you pouted, smiling again when he rolled his eyes- pulling you to your feet. “Wanna get boba? I’m paying!”

“Hm..alright. But I’m paying.” Chuuya nodded as the two of you walked, mock fighting over who’d cover the tab as you went.

Candy Heart Prompts Are Officially CLOSED!

[idkfitememate]

AHAHA HELLO ITS LIKE MIDNIGHT WHERE IM AT AND I FEEL SO JITTERY AND BORED AND IM NOT SURE IF I READ YOUR LAST POST CORRECTLY BUT I WOULD LOVE A SILLY LITTLE NICKNAME

Not that I can think of one myself though ;-;

how are you by the way? Any new ideas for fics or ocs? I’ve been pretty busy but you’ve inspired me to start writing more so that’s neat I guess

-envy anon

Not to worry!! I’m more than happy to come up with a few!~

I’ll admit, with a name like Envy it makes it a bit hard because all my ideas come from flowers and rocks with the meaning of envy, but I feel like that’d be a bit of an insult so here’s the fun part: Gonna do plants and such opposite to Envy!~

So maybe my dearest dahlia? Or perhaps my beautiful bluebell? My snow quartz? My precious sapphire?

Hehe that’s just a few, lemme know how you feel about them!

It’s so cool that I’ve inspired you to start writing again, I really didn’t think I’d have that kind of effect on… anyone really. Feel free to share if you wish!~ and for ideas and such, I do have a few WIPS rn and two fics on the way hehe. Not gonna spoil but here are the fics and the ideas!~

Fic 1: TWST x reader (specifically Vil x reader, this is the insane little guy reader fic hehe, he/him pronouns though)

Fic 2: Obey Me x reader (You remember that Adam/Eve idea? It’s in the works!~ They/Them pronouns but unfortunately, you start the fic out as a Texan, I’m so sorry-)

A couple of the other ideas I’ve had recently are:

A MHA x Joker!Reader (idk MHA has such good potential for insane readers AND NO ONE TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY-)

A TWST x Cerberus!Reader (Specifically, you ever watch the Lego Batman Movie? Reader isn’t a person, they act as Idia’s bat computer heh) ((Imagine Idia screaming “‘PUTER” at his phone I can’t-))

And finally, a BSD x King In Yellow!Reader (This is solely bassed on the fact that I love H.P. Lovecraft and think he deserves a sibling.) ((Also you’d be a pop-star for ability reasons I don’t make the rules))

Anyways, happy writing my friend!~