#bug simp needs friends

[yueebby]

Dying thinking about gojo literally pinning and hardcore simping for reader, literally showering reader in praise, flattery and gifts because he no longer gives a damn about hiding his feelings, almost proposing to reader whenever he can and reader's just... completely clueless about it💀 and she thinks it's just gojo being friendly. Poor man would be absolutely devastated when he goes one day "[name] i'm in love with you" and she just goes "me too, i love all my friends!" 💀

she loves me, she loves me not! — gojo satoru x fem!reader

contents. fluff, lovesick!gojo (what’s new), highschool!gojo, he’s pathetic but in love your honor, oblivious!reader, ooc gojo i got carried away soz

notes. anon, when i first read your ask i literally started giggling and kicking my feet. that. is. so. gojo coded.

“please reject gojo and put him out of his misery,” utahime implored, taking hold of both of your hands. you think she’s asking, no, begging you to. beside her, shoko nods vigorously. 

“but why?” you furrow your eyebrows, perplexed by their sudden request. “i can’t reject someone who doesn’t like me.”

shoko giggles at your comment. her laughter only wanes when she notices the dead serious look on your face. “... you seriously have no idea what we’re talking about?”

“not really,” you shrug, criss-crossing your legs to find some comfort on the hard wooden floor in shoko’s small dorm. it was late, past midnight, and the three of you had a shared mission tomorrow, but for some reason your two friends managed to rope you into their drinking circle.

utahime and shoko exchanged a significant glance, their unspoken communication raising your curiosity. utahime takes a long sip of her beer. 

“hopeless. they’re both hopeless,” your short haired brunette friend lamented, pinching her nose bridge. it leaves a faint pink mark.

intrigued, you lean in closer towards the two, “care to elaborate?”

“you’ve never once questioned satoru’s borderline inappropriate behavior?” shoko asks you earnestly. you ponder for a moment, trying to recall any moments in the two years you’ve known the snow-haired boy.

“satoru is satoru…” you mumble, shaking your head in denial. 

utahime’s eyes bug comically. she slams her can of beer harshly on the ground. you wince at the loud noise of the metallic can hitting the floor.

“you’re kidding. even i can see through that jerk!” utahime’s black pigtails sway wildly. 

“[name], how about what happened in shinjuku last week on our day off?” shoko quietly reminds you of last weekend when the two of you along with satoru and suguru decided to empty your pockets in one of tokyo’s largest entertainment wards. 

utahime’s head whips back and forth from her best friend to you, “eh? what happened?!”

from behind the dressing room curtain, you voiced your concerns, “shoko, i don't think we can afford designer clothes on our student budget.” the cream-colored silk dress you wore clung to your body, its price tag undoubtedly surpassing a year's worth of your student earnings.

“don’t worry your pretty little head about it,” shoko’s voice carried a knowing smile. “just come out and show me the dress!” you think satoru’s carefree attitude is rubbing off on her.

with a nervous sigh, you emerged from the dressing room. the dress fit like a glove, accentuating your body in just the right places.

bright flashes from shoko's phone startled you, and she chuckled deviously while rapidly typing. she tossed her phone onto a luxurious cushion, and you couldn't help but feel a sense of exposure.

“you look so sexy. even better than the model.” she gives you two thumbs up, eyes roaming your figure. you feel flushed at her praise.

“as flattered as i am, there’s no way i can afford this,” you look down at the dress, lips downturned. “i’d be in debt for life.”

“no need to worry,” shoko winked, leaving you confused. given that her income was similar to yours, it didn't make sense for her to be able to even dream of shopping designer.

a soft thud interrupted your conversation. you turn around to see a blue lollipop rolling on the expensive carpeting of the store.

“suguru, are my eyes deceiving me or is that an angel?”  satoru's mouth is wide open as he shamelessly checks you out. he takes one of his hands and places it over his heart, gripping the fabric of his white shirt. the windbreaker he is wearing rustles at his dramatic movement.

“i think… i’m experiencing a heart attack! shoko help!” he kneels in the middle of the store dramatically. shoko shares an unamused look with suguru. the pair nod before simultaneously kicking satoru.

during all of the commotion, you stand awkwardly in the million yen dress. 

“satoru, are you okay?” you watch him take the two blows from your friends, concern evident in your voice. he grunts softly before gently taking ahold of your hand.

“no,” he croaks with a playful glint in his eye. “i’m wounded and there’s only one way to fix it.”

you look at him, your gaze heavy with concern.

“i’m afraid you’ll have to kiss me for the pain to go away.” he added, blinking at you expectantly with his blue eyes.

 you lightly shove him away from you. “you’re an idiot.” satoru laughs loudly.

“that’s what love does to a man.”

“yeah, yeah. i’m going to change out of this dress, don’t get into any more trouble while i’m gone.” 

 satoru’s grip on your hand strengthens, halting your actions.

“how much?”

“excuse me?”

“the dress. how much for it?” he stands up to his full height, reminding you of the obvious height difference between the two of you. 

you're at loss for words. gojo was crazy, but definitely not crazy enough to spend a million yen on a silly dress.

shoko happily chimes into the conversation. “one million yen. it’ll be two million yen with the rest of my purchases though!” 

suguru’s calm demeanor is replaced with shock. the black haired male’s jaw drops, “two million– satoru, you’re seriously not thinking about–”

“hah? who said i’m paying for your stuff?” gojo makes an ugly face at shoko.

she raises her hands innocently, “it’s not my fault the dresses come in a set. if you want to see your beloved [name] in that dress you’ll have to pay for mine as well.”

you watch shoko and satoru engage into a silent argument. the tension in the fitting room section is so thick, you think it’ll take a special grade weapon to slice through it.

trying to alleviate the mood you tell gojo, “satoru, you really don’t have to–”

“i’m buying you that dress.” 

“o-okay.” 

half an hour later, satoru happily strolls out of the store with an arm around your shoulder like he’d just won the lottery.

perhaps gojo is just naturally flirty, you had tried to reason to shoko and utahime.

it’s been a week since the eye-opening conversation with the two and you’ve found yourself on cleaning duty with said snow-haired boy. it was a miracle that satoru even showed up. he had a tendency to skip his turns, often resulting in a long lecture from yaga.

as the two of you worked silently in the empty classroom, you couldn't help but admire the setting sun. its golden rays painted the sky with hues of pink and orange, casting a warm glow over everything. unknowingly, while you gazed at the sky, gojo's gaze was firmly fixed on you.

breaking the silence, he asked, "have you ever thought about getting married?"

his question caught you off guard, causing you to momentarily pause from wiping the windows.

“not really,” you replied, biting your lip gently. “unless my family decides to arrange a marriage. you know how unforgiving the world of jujutsu sorcery is.”

gojo's grip on the broom tightened, his eyes locking onto yours with a newfound intensity.

"we should get married y'know," he blurted out.

the piece of cloth you were using slipped from your hand in shock. surely, he couldn't mean what he was saying. after all, the two of you were only second years.

“what?”

“i’m saying i think i’m in love with you.”

“oh.” 

silence engulfs the room once more before a soft giggle escapes your lips.

satoru can only watch, entranced.

“that’s good to hear! i love you too– and suguru and shoko! perhaps the four of us should all just get married.” you chuckle into your hand.

satoru can't help but stare at your hand in envy. perhaps if he were the palm of your hand, he’d be able to feel the touch of your lips.

but he couldn’t. he was cursed as a man with an overpowered innate technique, and despite it all he couldn’t even gain the one thing he desired. gojo satoru watched you, eyes filled with a mixture of longing and defeat.

his devastation does not go unnoticed by you.

you were under the impression that he was grumpy because yaga had forced him into cleaning with you.

"cheer up, satoru! if we finish early enough," you continue, your tone highspirited, "we can go to the new crepe shop that opened last week. my treat!" you winked, and that immediately caught his attention.

“like a date?” his eyes sparkled with hope.

you shrug, a smile on your face. “i suppose if you look at it from a certain perspective…”

“great, it’s a date!” 

good things come to those who wait, satoru thinks, humming happily as he starts to sweep the room at an inhumane pace.

maybe in ten years time the two of you will be happily married with eight kids, he smiles to himself.

[hannieehaee]

Hi!! Could you do a fic where Jeonghan is being the menace that he is, but his partner is the only one who can quell him with one look pls? Like he is just super soft w her and always listens cos he’s a simp?

content: simp!jeonghan, established relationship, afab reader, slightly suggestive, etc.

wc: 1156

a/n: this was based on that one scene from nana tour in which jeonghan basically waterboarded mingyu for absolutely no reason (ik he was on a mission but he drenched him ?!\>\£). hope u enjoy <3

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jeonghan was always known to be a bit of a menace by all his friends.

well, maybe even more than just his friends. after all, there was a reason why he was often called the loki of seventeen by many of his fans.

he was simply a bit unconventional in the ways in which he found entertainment, such as the time in which he berated dokyeom into searching for bugs for them to eat on the streets. he simply had a tendency for bugging his members (out of love, of course), becoming an extra obstacle in their lives just for the fun of it.

now, jeonghan also had a heart of gold and far too much love for his brothers to ever actually cause any harm to them. however, after over a decade of knowing his brothers, he had somehow conditioned them to accept his odd behaviors and simply go along with his shenanigans whenever he felt like acting up.

you, as well as his members, always found great entertainment in his weird behaviors. i mean, it takes a great man to be able to cheat his way through every single game without consequence.

despite finding humor in his ways, you would sometimes have a tendency to put a halt to it. a simple whine of 'hannie!' would have him stopping in his tracks and murmuring against your ear as he whined back but relented at you. what you didn't know, however, was that you were the only person who held this power over jeonghan (even his sister would occasionally fall victim to his menacing ways).

today was one of the many instances in which jeonghan grew bored while at practice, deiciding to wreck havoc just for the hell of it. it was easy for him to spot a victim, – it was usually mingyu – which then lead him to approach him with the illest of intentions. there was never much thinking that went into teasing his members. it was just second nature to him by now. so when he eyed the water bottle in mingyu's hand, even the other members who were standing nearby could see what jeonghan's next move would be.

he was patient with it; engaging in conversation as he usually would as to not draw suspicion. jeonghan realized in that moment that maybe his instincive need to bug mingyu for no reason might be something to look into, but that would come some other day. for now, he wanted a quick laugh.

jeonghan saw his opening the moment mingyu uncapped his bottle and brought it to his lips, taking advantage of his calculated proximity to tilt the end of the bottle in order to drench mingyu's face, causing the man to almost choke on the water he'd been drinking.

as expected, this began a mini war between the two boys, as five minutes later they were both attacking each other with any and every water bottle they could find in their vicinity, even going as far as causing collateral damage to a few of the other members. what jeonghan hadnt planned, however, was a sudden visit from you, who had walked in just as jeonghan squirted yet another water bottle directly at mingyu's face.

"jeonghan!", you scolded as soon as you were in earshot, "leave him alone, you got him all drenched!", you were now standing next to the group, frown on your face as you took in the scene.

"baby? what are you doing here? did you–"

"don't 'baby' me. why are you bugging mingyu again? look at him! he's completely wet."

"i got water in my eye!," whined the tall man, taking advantage of your defense for him.

by now, a few of the members nearby were snickering at the swift turn of events, entertained by not just the water fight but the way in which you immediately sided with mingyu rather than your boyfriend.

"i'm wet too! how do you know he didn't start it?", tried jeonghan, knowing full well that the idea was unconvincing.

"hannie, don't lie to me."

"okay, fine. i got bored, okay? it's just water, baby. it's fine. right, mingyu?"

"dude, you fucked up my hair," mingyu didnt seem truly offended, but more so wanting to feed the flames now that he had an opportunity. jeonghan could tell by the slight smirk on his face.

the frown remained on your face, continuing to come in mingyu's defense for some reason unknown to jeonghan.

"jeonghan, apologize to him."

"what?", his wide and incredulous eyes turned to look at you, ignoring the snort he was pretty sure seungkwan had just let out.

"you heard me."

"but–"

"hannie!"

"f– fine," like a petulant child, jeonghan turned to mingyu and gave him a forced smile, "i'm sorry for getting you wet, gyu."

"than–"

"thank you", you interrupted the man.

jeonghan couldnt help but feel scolded by you. it was rare that you actually ever went against his shenanigans, but he did know he could sometimes go a little extra hard on mingyu due to mingyu's disposition to put up with jeonghan with no complaint (usually even fighting back). he was a bit embarrassed by the way in which you sided with him and even berated him in front of his members, but he also knew he could never say no to you, so apologizing just seemed logical to him.

after a few moments of him whining at his members to mind their business and go get their own girlfriends, he dragged you away to a less polluted corner of the practice room to get some one-on-one with you.

"babyyyy," he immediately pouted at you, proceeding to attaching to you like a bear, burying his head into your neck.

"hannie, you're all wet!", you complained despite making no move to push him away, even wrapping your arm around him and running a hand through his damp hair.

"why'd you have to do that? the boys are supposed to think you're obsessed with me," he frowned against your neck.

despite the whine behind his words, you could feel the vibration of his giggles against you and the smile pressed against your neck. as per usual, he was just whining because he could; something which you always found an endearing result to any rare instance in which you'd scold him.

"they're all gonna think im a simp now," he continued.

you giggled at that, causing him to sway you back and forth as he buried himself even deeper against you.

"are you not?", you inquired.

"i am, but they dont need to know that!"

"you're so annoying ..."

"yeah, but you find it fun, don't you?"

"im not at liberty of releasing that information."

he laughed against your neck, reaffirming to himself how much he liked the back and forth between the two of you, even if it meant relenting to you every single time, earning himself the title of simp among his members.

[enluv]

sungchan as your boyfriend…

pairing: non-idol!sungchan x gn!reader

word count: 573!

genre(s): pure fluff like hold onto your hats because this might make you fall in love with him kinda fluff + (no warnings!)

coco’s <3 note: thank you @okkotsu-simp for requesting this 🤍

– sungchan who first meets you at your universities library because you’re sitting in his usual spot and he’s seriously irritated about it but he thinks you’re too beautiful to tell you off

– that same sungchan decides to just take the seat in front of you and smiles when you look up at him surprised, he’ll explain that you’re in his spot and shake his head no quickly after when you try to get up and offer it back to him, instead asking you what you’re working on

– the rest is history after that, you have a mutual crush on one another and he asks you out immediately after watching the library worker try and flirt with you, something about how you’re his significant other and he thought it was obvious to evereyone???

– sungchan is the type of boyfriend to introduce you to the things he usually does alone, this isn’t to say he doesn’t continue to do them alone but if he thinks you’ll enjoy going on a walk in his favorite park then he’ll be sure to plan for you to try it out with him

– he won’t force you to try new things (foods, activities, hobbies, etc.) but he would most definitely encourage it

– he knows how hard university can get so he will always make sure you’re taking care of yourself

– you’ve been up for hours working on a final paper? it’s time to sleep love, and he means it! he’s a strong guy do you really think he won’t trick you with cuddles on his bed then trap you in his arms till you eventually fall asleep?

– sungchan who can’t cook to save his life but will learn to make you soup for when you catch a cold

– sungchan who buys your pet clothes he thinks will look cute on them and swoons whenever you send him pictures of them wearing the outfits he bought

– sungchan who is the biggest cuddle bug you’ll ever meet, like seriously he loves his cuddles so much and demands them every night

– sungchan who so badly wants to meet your parents because he wants them to know who is dating their baby but is also so nervous to meet them that he freaks out all day till you drag him to dinner shaking

– sungchan who goes out of his way to form an authentic friendship with your friends because he knows how much they mean to you and wants to make sure they know how much you mean to him

– sungchan who drives with one hand, and places the other over you to make sure you’re safe when he’s backing out of places (i need him)

– sungchan who gets pouty when you won’t kiss him because you’re sick and don’t want him to catch your cold (he swears up and down he doesn’t care but pouts even more when he catches it)

– sungchan who always lets you taste his food when you guys go out to eat together

– sungchan who helps you study for exams you have coming up

– sungchan who invites you back to his place for holidays away from school when you can’t go back home

– sungchan who buys you flowers all the time because he knows they make you smile

– sungchan who notices the little habits you have, like tapping your fingers nervously or squeezing his hand a bit tighter when you’re excited about something

– sungchan who when he has a bad day at work or school calls you because hearing your voice immediately puts his mind at ease and washes away all his worries…

coco’s <3 note: right so like I NEED HIM. okay moving on! I could totally go on forever with these but I decided that I should maybe just post them because if I didn’t stop myself I definitely would have never posted this and just kept adding to it for months on end (this is totally not the reason I haven’t posted my jay bf hcs ahahahaha why would you even think that silly goose!) anyways I hope you enjoy these and fantasize �� about sungchan the same way I did when writing them 🤣🫵🏽 as always, feedback and reblogs are always appreciated <3

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[ayylovley]

Could you do some windbreaker characters with a fem s/o that likes to wear lolita dresses :) you can choose the windbreaker characters I can’t decide they are all so hot ^ - ^

Yess hope you enjoy ✨

𝔚𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔵 𝔏𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔪 𝔰/𝔬

✧.* JayJo

Once he saw you for the first time he’s bug-eyed and curious. Normally your style isn’t common so you stand out a lot. Some people around you compliment you and ask where you got your outfits. Others are annoying and mean and want to make fun of you and sometimes it’s very subtle. But Jay is very observant and can see the talking shit behind your back, and he’s not going to have any of it. Even if he doesn’t know you that well your style grabbed his attention, so little by little he’ll start talking to you. Being one of the people that compliment you but something was different with him, his smile was warmer and his body language exposed slight interest. Whatever you wear is his excuse to talk to you, for example if you’re holding an umbrella on a nice day he wants to talk about your outfit and then ends up asking more questions.

Conversations become about what type of music you guys like, what artists, recommendations, anything you recommend he will listen to it once he’s at home while he’s studying. But he can barely concentrate because you’re on his mind constantly. The music turns into eventually exchanging phone numbers to talk more, Jay is trying to stay friends for very long though because a month later he asked you out. Now that you guys are dating anything you wear he loves, even looking up the Lolita style online to search for dresses and accessories and send you pictures of them ‘Do you like this?’ ‘This reminds me of you.’ ‘I think you’d look good in this one’

He’s more protective of you because ain’t no way he’s gonna let anyone make fun of you now. Warnings and threats can turn into physical fights because people are so petty. He teaches them a lesson though, and he’s extra romantic with you afterwards. He admires your confidence and how you embrace yourself he doesn’t want that to end. A confidence booster, for sure. He’s your biggest fan, probably wants to take pictures of you a lot. Even if he doesn’t show it, trust me he’s obsessed with you and wants to be around you every second of every day

(That was long idk what happened just brain meats poured scenarios out of my head)

✧.* Vinny Hong

(This got a bit angsty)

Ok Vinny isn’t going to be as… responsive to how he likes your style, but he still thinks it’s really cool. If you’re dating him since he’s poor he’ll feel guilt for not being able to afford to buy you more outfits but at least he can afford flowers that match the color of what you’re wearing that day on a date. Whatever he can’t afford, he comes up with a plan to give whatever he has. He acts cold but he genuinely cares about you and wouldn’t want to lose you for the world. If you’re still dating him when he’s rich that’s when he’ll spoil you. He doesn’t expect anything back he just wants you to be happy.

You won’t be able to see Vinny as much due to crew business, but once he makes time for you he doesn’t want to leave you. These times are actually the hardest because if he’s going through it he will want to hold you. No need for words when you finally see each other he just wants to be in your arms again. And once he has to leave again he is even worse than before, your smiles just give him peace and comfort again and he needs that more than ever.

✧.* Dom Kang

Dom is simping… you’re a goddess to him that whenever he sees you he gets flustered and embarrasses himself a little. He’s not shy about showing how much he loves you, random kisses, hugs from behind, lots of compliments. He likes to brag and show you off (didn’t mean to reference the Doja Cat song lmao) But seriously he does… Especially when you’re rooting for him during the tournaments and he wins. He’s proud of himself and especially when you shower him with praises and hugs. Watch him melt and turn into a puddle.

✧.* Shelly Scott

One of the most romantic characters and your biggest supporter. If you don’t pull the strings she does and a lot of the times being the flirty one. You got her attention with your stand outish style like Jay. She genuinely wanted to be your friend at first, but she fell first and she fell hard. You fell hard too from how her charismatic personality and caring so much was pulling you in. It’ll take a little longer to confess to each other because you both assume you might not be into girls. But with little hints from Shelly, it started with subtle flirting comments like “If you were my girlfriend I’d spoil you.”

Finally she got the courage for just one date and see how it goes. Pretty much by the second date you’re official. She’s a bit clingy but that’s just her way of showing that she loves you. When she was training hard twitch her dad to help Humming Bird unfortunately she couldn’t reach out to you much but would send occasional texts like ‘😚’ or the cutesy love gifs

✧.* Wooin Yoo

Wooin might fun of you… Especially when he met you, but in his head he thinks he looks good and he can think it’s pretty hot that you don’t care what people think. And just like Dom, I feel like he enjoys when you watch him during his races. But compared to Dom, Wooin is kissing his own ass, “did you see how awesome I am, babe?” So you’d probably be mostly quiet until he’s done talking about himself or notices that you’re not saying anything to hype him up and comments on it

If someone made fun of you that’s when his limit comes because only he can make fun of you. He doesn’t care who it is even if his crew were to make fun of you. Though that wouldn’t really happen because 1. They know Wooin would be pissed 2. They actually don’t care how you dress. Surprisingly when you spend more time with The Sabbath Crew they aren’t as mean as you thought. Well, compared to your own boyfriend. But really when it comes to Wooin he is on high alert when you’re out with him making sure no one is looking at you the wrong way

✧.* Joker

Joker is the quiet type. But he’ll make up with it with physical touch and kisses. Just like Wooin he can’t stand it when people talk shit. Except Wooin doesn’t get into fights unless he’s provoked to, Joker on the other hand is violent. So he isn’t giving any warnings he’s giving a punch to a face. If you tell him that you don’t like when he gets into fights he will just not do it in front of you

On the cutesy side of things you met his brother and he thought you were cool. And his new puppy might finally have a babysitter while he’s in tournaments if you’re ok with it. If not he can just take the puppy with him like usual. Now he has someone to gush over animals with.

[yakuzacanons]

Heyo can i have general headcanons on how the boys would react to hand holding for the first time before they officially started dating their s/o?

HeYO this one has been a long time comin so we are tackling it today. The hcs themselves will be pretty short since this is gonna be long list of boys but if you want more details on a specific guy or guys, just lemme know!

Kiryu Kazuma

It's 50/50 whether he'll take the lead on the hand holding or let you lead. Either way, he doesn't really say much during the event but internally he's like "Oh boy, this is serious now". You might catch him smiling a little too. If you ask him about it, he'll say it's nothing but his smile will only get bigger, as will yours.

Majima Goro

Most likely of all the boys to grab your hand out of the heat of the moment, either of a romantic or threatening kind. It's even more likely to happen if he's trying to protect you, in which he'll just instinctually grab your hand and start walking, only to realize a few feet later than he's doing that. Then he'll suddenly stop and be like "Whoops. Well, too late to stop holdin' yer hand now, huh?"

Saejima Taiga

He's more likely to let you decide when to start holding hands unless it's wintertime. The man is a total cuddle bug when the weather gets cold and would honestly hold your hand under the guise of keeping them warm. If you need a human heater, he's your guy.

Akiyama Shun

Out of all the boys, he's the most likely to initiate hand holding or really any physical intimacy before being in an official relationship because he is a SIMP with a capital S. Don't mistake that for being slimy though, he's a very romantic handholder and it'll be the sappiest sweetest moment.

Tanimura Masayoshi

Honestly, he starts holding your hand by accident! Very meet cute, like he'll be helping you down from a high up spot and just hold onto your hand for too long. He's a bit boyish so something like this might happen before he even confesses his feelings to you. This event might actually just lead to a confession in of itself.

Ryuji Goda

Shockingly for as much of a playboy he can be, hand holding is something Ryuji doesn't do super often unless it's someone he is very serious about. The man takes physical gestures like that pretty seriously. Knowing him, it'll be complete with a romantic and lavish dinner to match. It'll also probably be the moment he asks you to make the relationship official too.

Nishikiyama Akira

Opposite of Ryuji in that this little flirt be holding hands with just about anyone. Still, that doesn't make it any less cute when he starts holding hands with you. In fact, if YOU initiate the hand holding, he might die of cuteness. He'll totally try to hide it with a smart remark but you can see him blushing and he knows it.

Daigo Dojima

Our Daigo has more sexual than romantic experience so he's kind of hesitant to take the lead. More likely to let you initiate physical intimacy unless he's feeling particularly overwhelmed by his feelings. If you two haven't held hands, he'll definitely be holding yours when he asks you to take things to the next level.

Mine Yoshitaka

King of hand holding, the man will be holding your hand right off the bat once you two realize you're more than friends. Also king of rubbing his thumb over yours or squeezing your hand. Man isn't much of a talker but he's fluent in body language.

Tatsuo Shinada

This dork will honestly end up holding your hand while he's trying to show you someplace, probably on a date. He knows all kinds of neat hole-in-the-wall restaurants so he'll just casually be like "Here, take my hand!" while taking you out someplace.

Kashiwagi Osamu

Gentleman is the first word that comes to mind when describing how Kashiwagi goes about getting physical in a relationship. He isn't afraid to initiate it exactly but he'll definitely wait until he can be pretty sure you'd be okay with certain things. He won't make a lot of fuss about it, one day he'll just casually and gently slip his hand into yours. It'll be so natural you might not even realize how big of a deal it is until after the fact.

Ichiban Kasuga

Before the relationship is official, this man ain't initiating jack fuckin shit cuz he's the most anxious boy in the world. Constantly worried he'll upset you or he's being too forward. Having said that, if you start holding his hand one day, he'll blush so hard that you'll be worried that his face won't return to its normal color.

Tianyou Zhao

This stinky little multi-ring wearing boy is the KING of hand holding in ways you can't imagine. Also loves to take your hand only to pull you closer, it's very flirtatious and ungodly cute. That's probably how the two of you start holding hands anyways, you'll be out on the town on a date as you normally would and suddenly he's got your hand in his and he's tugging you to walk a little closer to him, all with that mischevious grin on his face.

Joon-Gi Han

Similar to Ichiban but with less painfully obvious nervousness. He understands what constitutes intimacy but is just unsure when or where is the right time to start doing certain things. Unlike Ichiban, Joon-Gi is still likely to start holding your hand on his own accord. It'll likely be a private and quiet moment between the two of you, maybe eating a snack on the pier while the sun is setting. He won't say much, just interlace his fingers with yours in peace.

Yu Nanba

Bit shy when it comes to intimacy before a relationship is official. He's kind of old fashioned, somewhat due to his older age. A very sweet hand holder, he might actually just straight up ask out loud if he can hold your hand. Things like this are very small, quiet moments for Nanba but trust me, it's still a big deal even if he isn't saying it.

Koichi Adachi

This man would love nothing more than to hold your hand but like Ichiban, he is not sure if he's got the rizz for that. If he's drunk enough, he'll just start doing it honestly. However, if you start holding his hand first, he'll try to be all coy and say things like "Huh? If you wanted to hold my hand so bad, why didn't you just say something" but inside he's like "Oh hell yes."

Eric Tomizawa

Despite having had quite a bit of romantic experience, he's a little shy during the starting stages and is actually more comfortable later down the line. Similar vibe to Shinada actually in that he'll likely be going somewhere on a date with you and the both of you get lost. He'll give you that little grumpy, sassy sigh and grab your hand all while saying "C'mon, let's go this way." but really he's just trying hard to disguise how much his heart is beating out of his chest.

Yamai Yutaka

This son of a bitch is so smooth that you'll be so busy getting swept off your feet that you might not even notice he's started holding your hand. He's like Zhao in that he can be a bonafide flirt when he feels like turning on the charm, only difference is Yamai has more years under his belt. Probably will complete the whole thing by giving you a kiss on the hand too.

[certainlynotasimp]

Updated Upcoming Fanfics

Hello, my lovely simps~✨ I’m just going ahead and listing off the upcoming one-shots and head-canons that will be coming out within the next couple of days to feed y’all’s and mine Miguel O’ Hara addiction.

Until I get through a good chuck of these: Request will be closed until further notice.

If you wanna check out what I already written and catch up on my current series then feel free to check out my Masterlist~✨

The Adventures of Miggy and Sunny Series (Miguel O’ Hara x Sunshine! SpiderWoman! Reader

Requested: How did Miggy and Sunny meet? ((I plan to make this one a two parter🤭))

Requested: Jealous Miguel ((This idea was so good you guys requested it twice🥰))

Requested: Miggy walks in on Sunny singing and dancing✅

Requested: Sunny, Miles, and Gwen go on an adventure and Miguel didn’t know about it. ((We love angry protective men in this household 🤤))

Requested: The Spidey gang notices that Miguel likes to leave hickeys all over Sunny, and they rip on Miggy about it.✅

Requested: How Miguel if Sunny died…((🫢 We love drama in this house))

Requested: Miggy and Sunny having their own love bug on the way. ((Requested by the same person who asked about Sunny’s death and I’m gonna make its own post 😭)) ✅

Requested: Sunny’s reaction to what Miguel does to Miles. ((I still haven’t seen the movie so I’m gonna have to put a pin in yours, but I will do it.))

Requested: Miguel’s reaction when Sunny is injured

Requested: Miggy shushing at everyone because Sunny fell asleep at his desk. ((😭🥹))

Requested: Sunny standing her ground protecting her friend and Miguel is proud of her. ((My love for being praised is being fed with this one🤭🤭))

Requested: Sunny’s sick day. ((Maybe a bowl of that sexy Papi will cure her? Just kidding…unless))

Requested: A view into the domestic life of Miguel and his love. ((🥰))

Requested: Tio Miguel and Tia Sunny babysit Mayday for the day, even if Miggy didn’t want to. ((Anything with Mayday is accepted here😭🥰🥹))

Requested: Miguel trying to get the attention of his Sunhine, but she keeps getting distracted. ((This one.🥵 is gonna be a little spicy. Not too much because Miguel is already bringing a lot 😏))

Requested: Miggy and Sunny have a shopping day and Miguel isn’t afraid of letting his sol get whatever she wants. ((Sugar daddy moment for spider Papi 🥹🥰))

Requested: Sunny is trying to recover from an injury in Miguel’s apartment and a villain decides to break in. ((👁️👄👁️ <<his face lol))

Requested: A new spider ambushes our favorite couple because she needs help getting back home. Miggy and Sunny soon find out that this spider is actually their child from a different dimension. ((This one right here is prime for some fluff, angst, and maybe Miggy changing his mind about having some babies 👀👀))✅

Requested: On her low days, Sunny just needs a moment of silence even as the world is caving in. ((😭😭))

Sunny lore posts ((because why not?))

General Miguel O’ Hara x Reader

Requested: Miguel with an s/o who gets flustered easily. ((This mf is gonna ruin you all🤭😭🥵))

Requested: Miguel with a Black Cat! S/O oneshot. ((I think I know who the anon is who requested this and I promise bestie I will deliver!!))✅

Requested: Miguel and Reader in a Friends w/ Benefits relationship. ((I’m kinda nervous about this because this will be my first smutty post👉🏻👈🏻))

Surprise post! ((This is a special fanfic I’m writing so y’all get ready.))

Requested: Spiderperson! Reader has to perform a canon event that involves them kissing someone in the iconic spiderman kiss, but they are in a relationship with Miguel ((The drama! 😫 and another Jealous Miguel fanfic?😫🤭))✅

Miguel in a complicated relationship with a Cat Burglar/Black Cat Variant! Reader.

Requested: Headcanon for Miguel with a human reader.✅

[beanghostprincess]

Transfem auntie buggy ideas again bc AAAA BRANROT I LOVE WOMEN-

Ya know,,,,, how Oda said,,,,,, Buggy COULD be really fucking powerful if there was effort put in? What if in transfem Buggy world, the effort was due to dysphoria-fueled depression and anxiety. Coming out ((and having such blatant and unrepentant support, from her lovers AND the Guild in its entirety)) leads to her actually... feel okay-ish. It's not a sudden in-all-fix-it ((she needs a PLETHORA of therapies)), but it starts her on a good path. Thay first step was difficult, but it was made... so much easier. Which leads to the second step. The third. The fourth.

And now that Buggy isn't having seventy four panic attacks every three minutes, she can devote some Brain Space to other things - her weapon making has become a sort of fidget toy type of situation, and she's.. actually really gotten a knack for this, over the years. She'd never call herself prodigal ((lowkey even if she is, with chemistry, physics and spatial awareness, she's so deep in the I'm A Liar hole that she doesn't clock that just.... Getting It isn't normal)).

Croc and Hawk are very supportive, even if they bully her (consensually).

And eventually, they even deign to try teaching her Haki - just to realize she's... been using it constantly almost her whole life. Her Observation is innate, acute, and one of the reasons she's so charismatic and able to reign in a crowd. It's both a talent for manipulation and also a form of reactive observation haki - by shifting her own energy among her followers, prospective or otherwise, she can encourage a specific reaction. It's a mix of Skill, Natural Talent and smoke and mirrors.

Learning that makes her wonder - if Haki can be so dynamic and THEN SOME, what other places has she not considered such an approach? Her weapons? Training? Her... her devil fruit...?

It's a paramecia. It affects her body, and she's gotten some rather decent control of it. Do paramecias awaken like zoans? Do logias? New Fixation Hours. She goes a little feral with the possibilities.

Suddenly, it seems like all of these little walls she never noticed before have fallen away, leaving a vast horizon of possibility.

Shanks will take a bit to arrive at Karai Bari, and he's expecting a specific version of his former best friend (or former love or former sibling, depending on Preferred Shuggy Flavor). He is anticipating the Buggy he saw a few years ago, but this time Woman Mode.

Crocodile and Mihawk's protective hovering is not exactly smth he anticipated, but he's willing to roll with that! His lovely Bug is just so pretty, he HAS to tell her, see her for himself, it's not even a want, it's not a desire, he needs it the way hee needs sea salt in his hair and a hilt in his hand and air in his lungs.

Buggy, meanwhile has skipped right tf over many emotions, instead Fueled By Hyperfixation, and while part of her is absolutely REELING at Shanks showing up unannounced on HER island, another part is cackling in mad scientist and saying "convince him to guinea pig, 'for old time's sake'." Shanks is WEAK to Buggy Begging Eyes, and Croc and Hawk ((while also weak but not exactly as weak as Shanks, they can pretend)) are watching and honestly laughing internally bc....

Well. Buggy's on a ROLL. And Shanks is her newest toy.

Poor Redhair has NO IDEA what he's in for...

SHE'S A QUEEN SHE'S A PRINCESS SHE'S LITERALLY LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is actually canon to me. Okay. Okay? She was just insecure and dealing with dysphoria and now she's the queen of the world. She owns it. Shanks is such a simp he's gonna let her do anything lmfao. And Mihawk and Crocodile absolutely love her and it's even funnier to bully her this way. And she's,,, She's so powerful. Queen. Absolutely amazing. Sexy but also really cute. Prettiest clown you've ever seen. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HER CLOTHES??? Because I have so many outfits in mind I am going INSANE. And I can't stop thinking about Luffy and her getting along and Luffy being extremely happy (not to mention Sanji, Don't- Don't let Sanji see her because maybe he dies. Me too).

[writingforcuteppl]

First Kiss

PAIRING: Jean Kirstein x Reader

SUMMARY: Jean doesn’t like people in your school, and the fact that he has a bad reputation helps him to have everyone ignoring and fearing him. But there is one exception, you.

GENRE: Fluff

WARNINGS: swearing, suggestive, corruption kink (if you squint), really innocent reader.

WORD COUNT: 2.5k words

A/N: This was a work that used to be on my side blog. I’m deleting that blog, but I didn’t want some of the writing I had there to disappear.

Jean was a bad guy. Always getting in trouble and having no remorse for anything at all. Being mean and enjoying it was something he did on a daily basis. And because of that, everyone knew he was no person to mess with. You, on the other hand, were the complete opposite of that. Polite, kind, and sweet. Those three words were the ones people always described you with.

You have lived in a little town since you were born. That means you, Jean, and all your classmates have known each other for quite some time now. Ever since you were little, Jean always made sure no one dared to bother you at all. To him, you were a pure person. But, of course, no one knew his feelings and thoughts towards you. He thought you would never accept him because you were the complete opposite. And everyone knew your parents wouldn't let you be friends with someone like him.

But that didn't stop him from watching you from afar. He knew whenever something was bugging you or the little habit of playing with your ring and/or bracelet when you were nervous. He knows that, no matter what, you would do anything to help your friends or anyone who needs you. And he loved your voice. Every time you spoke in class, it was the only moment he would actually pay attention, even if it was only to ask something. He had a soft spot for you.

You were waiting for your health teacher while you were talking to your best friend, Sasha. You saw Jean entering the classroom, and you gave him a little smile and returned to your conversation. His heart stopped. He loved when you smiled at him, even if you two have never actually held a whole conversation.

"What was that?"

"What do you mean?"

"I saw that, and we both know you're not good at lying or hiding stuff. So tell me, what was that?" You always admire the ability of your best friend to be able to see every little action of people that were around her. "You flashed a smile to Jean.”

"Oh, so you're telling me you're capable of seeing that, but you aren't able to see whatever is on the board every class."

"That's different. We both know I pay attention to unimportant stuff or stuff that's more entertaining than anything the school is trying to teach us, and that's why I have you as my friend, so I can copy your notes."

"Very funny"

"So?"

"It was only a smile. You know, being kind to other people won't kill you."

"Yeah, sure, so the fact that you've been crushing on him for the past two years has nothing to do with that."

"Of course not. I smile at everyone," And that was true. You remember your father telling you that a smile can help everyone in so many ways and that a simple smile could make someone's day better. So you always tried to do it.

“No, that smile you always give to people is a kinda, shy/polite smile. The smile you gave Jean was different. You only smile that way when you are simping for fictional characters.”

“So I have different smiles?”

“Yes”

“Why, instead of sorting my smiles, you don’t pay attention in class. Maybe this time, you won’t think you can get pregnant by only being in a jacuzzi with a guy. Please, even me, who doesn’t know anything about ‘that,’ knows that’s impossible.”

“The fact that you can’t say the word sex is really concerning, and in my defense, that only happened two times, and my period was late.”

“Your period is always late.”

“Now you see my problem, and I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t want to be an aunt at a young age, right?”

You only laugh at her comment. You couldn’t believe she was more worried about you being an aunt instead of her being a mother at a young age. Jean heard your laugh, and he only wondered what your best friend told you in order to make you laugh like that.

“Good morning, guys. Please take your seats” Your teacher arrived at the classroom and waited for everyone to be seated in silence. “Today, we are going to talk about something I’m pretty sure you are all familiar with. Sex. And from what I’ve heard from the gossiping you tend to do down the hall, thinking nobody’s listening, some of you really need to pay attention to today’s class” You loved your health teacher. She was really open-minded, and everyone liked that. She has helped you on some occasions with some topics you really quite didn’t understand, and you know she’s pretty easygoing.

“Like you,” you whispered to your best friend, and she only gave you a death glare.

“And you, at least I know some stuff,” you pushed her jokingly.

“So, what do you know about sex? I want only serious answers. I don’t want to know what you do in your free time.”

“It helps us to reproduce.” a girl at the back of the classroom said.

“Exactly,” your teacher started to explain the topic, and you couldn’t stop yourself from blushing every now and then. Still, you took notes about everything your teacher said. Maybe some of the information will help you in the future, but you don't know precisely when.

Jean couldn’t help but notice how hard you started to blush as the class progressed. He didn’t understand why. Such topics should be normal at your age, unless... He was shocked. He knew you were so pure, seeing you confused whenever someone came up with dirty jokes, he always thought you didn’t catch them in the beginning, but now he realized you actually didn’t understand them. His little girl was so innocent that something inside him awakened.

You went to the convenience store near your house to buy some snacks for you and Sasha when somebody bumped into you, making your stuff and their stuff fall to the ground. You and whoever bumped into you bent over to pick up your property when he said

“I’m so sorry, I was distracted, and I wasn’t paying attention” You looked up to see who was talking to you, and your heart started to beat so fast.

“Don’t worry, Jean, it’s ok” You picked up everything that fell from your grip but felt a small box that didn’t belong to you. When you realized what it was, you couldn’t stop yourself from blushing. “Mhm, I think this is yours,” you said while giving him the package of condoms you picked up, avoiding his gaze.

“This isn't mine, Y/n. This is for a friend” he didn’t know why he explained himself to you but was sure he didn’t want you to think he was a fuckboy.

“Jean, you don’t need to explain anything to me, you know?” a small smile appeared on your face. You have always wanted to talk to him, but you knew doing it at school would end up in him ignoring you. Or that’s what you thought.

“Well, I have to go. Nice seeing you, Jean” You started to walk towards the cashier when you felt him grabbing your wrist. This was it, the moment he had dreamt of so many times, how he would talk to you or how he would approach you, was given to him, and this was the only shot he knew he would have. You two alone, no one to criticize him or you. You froze, your heart almost going out of your chest.

“Y/n, do you think we can, you know, hang out sometime?” you felt like screaming on the inside. This has to be a dream. You’ve daydreamed about talking to him so many times that this feels unrealistic. Was he for real? What if this is some kind of joke? He really never talked to you before, but he never really bothered you… You always thought you weren’t that important for him to pay attention to you. But here you were. Something told you that this wasn’t a prank or something like that. You felt you could trust him. So, now being sure you could trust in him, you said.

“Yes, Jean. I would love to hang out sometime with you.”

“Great, that’s amazing” You couldn't tell, but he was so excited you actually said yes to him.

“Why are you so happy?” Sasha asked while you were giving her the snacks you had just bought.

“What?” you didn’t quite catch what Sasha said. Jean was the only thing you could think of after leaving the convenience store.

“Puh-lease, don’t play innocent with me. I know you so well that I can tell how you are feeling before you even know” You laugh at her comment. She really was your soulmate for something.

“Well, I went to the convenience store, and I was ready to go to and pay for everything when suddenly someone bumped into me, and everything I already had on my hands fell, as the same for them, and they were like, I’m sorry I was distracted, and then I realized it was Jean and-”

“Wait, wait, wait, you are kidding, right? OMG OMG OMG OMG, YOU MUST BE KIDDING”

“Wait, there’s more. So he apologized, right? And I accidentally picked up a package of condoms that were his, and he tried to explain himself, telling me those weren’t his, and then I was like, don’t worry, it’s ok, Jean, and I was ready to go when he suddenly grabbed my wrist, and he said: “would you like to hang out sometime?”

“NO FUCKING WAY! And what did you say to him?”

“To be honest, I was first gonna say no because, you know, my insecurities, but then I was like, you only live once, so I said yes!”

“I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU FINALLY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE”

“You are right. Choosing you as my best friend was such a mistake,” you said teasingly, and you both started laughing.

“My baby is finally going to get dick and not anyone’s but her crush’s… I’m so proud” Your eyes went wide with her comment.

“Omg, no one said I was going to sleep with him. Are you nuts?” your face went completely red at the thought of it. You really never think of that, not even in the two years you have had a crush on him.

“Well, we’ll see.”

It has been exactly one month since you and Jean have been hanging out and going out, and you have become closer and closer every day. Of course, it was something you two would keep a secret, well, except for Sasha. No one really knew you were even talking. There were various factors on why you decided to keep it a secret. He really didn’t want you to get in trouble for being his friend. He knew your parents would forbid you from seeing him if they found out you were hanging out with him. And you were scared enough of them to disobey them.

Right now, you are both watching a movie, “Clueless,” and you know it is almost over since you have seen it way too many times to count. Cher and Josh were about to kiss, and even after seeing it so many times, you still couldn't stop getting all giddy about the scene. Jean noticed your reaction.

“What happened? Are you ok? Do you feel well?”

“Yeah, I’m fine, Jean, it’s just, you know…” he saw the screen, and he quickly understood.

“The scene? It’s just a kiss, y/n. I’m pretty sure you have already done it, right?” how can you even tell him you never actually kissed someone? “I mean, not that I really want the image of you kissing another guy, but I’m really sure a girl like you has already kissed someone.”

“A girl like me?” he panicked; he really didn’t mean it in a wrong way.

“I mean it in a good way, Y/n. You know, pretty, good-looking, nice, perfect, and much more” You felt butterflies or more like a whole zoo in your stomach. The guy you’ve been crushing for so long told you are pretty. But you knew you had to control yourself. You weren’t with your best friend right now; you were with Jean.

“You think I’m pretty, Jean?”

“Not only do I think it, but you are gorgeous, Y/n,” he said in a low tone for only you to hear, not that there was anyone to listen to it. You remembered his question, can you actually tell him something that only your best friend knew?

“No”

“What?” you caught him off guard.

“I’ve never kissed anyone,” you said, more like whispered. You were so embarrassed since everyone your age has already at least kissed someone. He didn’t say anything. You were pretty sure he was laughing on the inside. How come you have never kissed someone? Even girls younger than you have even a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and here you have never been kissed. A couple of seconds passed, but they felt like minutes. Jean was feeling so many emotions. He was happy because that meant he could actually be your first kiss, confused because how could that be possible? He felt something he couldn’t quite describe well, but the fact that you were so pure... That felt good.

“Can I be your first kiss?” you held your breath. Was he being honest? “Just if you want. You don’t have to”

“Yes,” you both were startled. You couldn’t believe you had actually agreed. Jean wasn’t prepared mentally for your answer, so he just started to slowly approach your face. You could feel his breathing getting closer and closer; he placed his hand on your cheek and took a moment to admire your look. You didn’t realize when you closed your eyes, just waiting for him to touch your lips. But instead, you heard him say, “Are you sure?” Were you? This was your first kiss, something you always have waited for, and here was Jean willing to take that precious thing from you. But you couldn’t be more sure.

“Yes, Jean, please, kiss me.”

Your lips touched. You always heard people say it felt like fireworks. You never really knew what they meant, but it really didn’t feel like it. It was different. Addictive. You didn’t notice you were holding your breath until you sighed. He was touching your cheek delicately, trying to remember the taste of your lips. You felt like melting. He was so gentle. It felt sweet. You moved your lips slowly, trying to copy his actions and trying to remember how they showed it in the movies, but they didn't capture how a first kiss was. He moved away from your face, memorizing every aspect of your face, thinking you were some kind of angel only for him. Still with your eyes closed, trying to save the memory from it, you said.

“That was-”

“Good, really good,” you both smile. Yeah, it was incredible.

n a v i g a t i o n

[thekiltongrammarwriter]

PipCara on a road trip?

There is two beds in the motel room they stay in, but for some reason, Pippa wants to sleep in the same bed as Cara… Why? Why does she look forlornly at the bed Cara claimed as hers? Why does she feel so lonely snuggling in her own bed? Why is she-

“Ugh, if you’re just gonna pout all night, you might as well come on over and give me some cuddles.”

Pip’s thought process is cut short by Cara’s sudden comment, and she blushes as she realizes that she’s just been pouting and staring at Cara in her bed for the last however long. “Well? Offer doesn’t last forever! You want cuddles or not?”

Pippa’s brain is still lagging behind when her body decides to pick up the slack for her, and she leaves her own bed and crawls under the raised blankets of Cara’s. Pippa doesn’t even get a chance to fake modesty as Cara immediately pulls her into a cuddle, the taller girl claiming big spoon automatically. The young detective blushes even brighter at the feeling of her best friend’s body pressed up against her.

“Heh, best friend. That’s funny.”

“What?”

“You were thinking out loud again, Pip. You really need to work on that. And ‘best friends’? That’s an interesting word to use for us, pumpkin. You know, considering I’ve kissed you everywhere on your face except your lips.”

“I- I don’t understand.”

“Don’t worry, your poor little brain will catch up soon enough, pumpkin. For now, just get some sleep, alright?”

Pippa tries to stay awake to work out what the hell Cara’s talking about, but the comforting feeling of her arms wrapped around her is too good and she quickly falls asleep.

(Excuse this if it makes no sense lol. Literally writing this in the middle of the night)

OH MY GOSH THIS IS BEYOND BRILLIANT….i can just imagine Poor little pip being so confused about just why she yearns for Cara’s touch, the feeling of disappointment in her gut when she’s forced to leer at Cara in her bed all comfy and looking so soft and dare I say cuddle worthy. It’s not fair how cute Cara looks with her Nighties that are soft and plush. When Cara eventually does relent Pip doesn’t quite understand why her heart is beating against against her rib cage so fast, or why she can’t think of anything else but being cuddled up against Cara’s back, feeling her nimble fingers as they stroke through her hair and dust the tops of her cheekbones with such a gentle ease.

The way you write Cara is exactly how I need Cara to be written. Especially Cara teasing a poor pip endlessly, because pip prides herself in being level headed and clever but when it comes to Cara her brain just can’t quite understand why she can’t compute. Why do the words halt, fading on the tip of her tongue when cara’s dark oak eyes flit to her? Why does her stomach twist and her breathe hitch when Cara’s eyes travel down to eye her lips?

I absolutely adore the thought of a cuddle bug pippa fitz Amobi…😵‍💫 rambly pip is also a must. I am such a simp for Emma and how she portrays pip. So I can definitely see her playing pip like this.

Thank you again for your service 🤭🤭

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

please give me your iwaoi fanfic recs 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Help I'm so dead. I just freaking deleted my iwaoi recs list and now I have to make it again 🥲🥲🥲 freaking Tumblr. You guys better eat this up cause im remaking this all over again. Okay anyways, ver 2: my iwaoi fanfic recs list:

(Not in any particular order, most have smut, all can be found on ao3)

1.) Coffee king- oiivkawa- the starting point for my love of cafe au's, best coffee au fanfic ever period, so so so fluffy, oikawa is the cutest cafe server and he falls HARD for the cafe's new kind-of-regular, Iwaizumi

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10721739/chapters/23756658

2.) Wedding ring- crazychipmunk- angst, heart-rending, surprisingly made me cry, happy ending tho, super good angsty iwaoi fanfic, I promise its not ALL angst tho😭, it's super fluffy too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25393174/chapters/61577038

3.) The courtship ritual of the Hercules beetle- kittebasu- bugs? Oikawa is still a nerd its just for bugs now, I'm just gonna copy and paste the summary cause I love it and it sums it up perfectly: "Tooru is pretty sure he could manage the mating habits of a mosquito. It’s the mating habits of people he can’t seem to get right." I love fics like this that preserve the characteristics of the characters even though it has nothing to do with volleyball

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6422014/chapters/14701168

4.) That's your husband?!- a_very_smolfrog- just😌🤌, iwaoi being simps, oikawa is a physics professor and iwa is a volleyball coach au, makki is iconic as always, iwaoi being the iconic: childhood friends to lovers and we adore eachother but we will definitely expose eachother if need be trope, I'm so sad this is so short (2000 words), it should've been longer😔, I adore them all

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29412615

5.) Conquering the great king- suggestivescribe- this fic is actually so iconic, just perfection at its max tbh, just iwaoi being iwaoi but make it smutty and make it at the office, iwa is an editor and tbh I don't remember or know what kawa is, it's some office job, not kuroo being a slay as always, honestly has to be one of the best iwaoi fanfics of all time

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3301085?view_full_work=true

6.) Until the sky opens up- iwaoidk- the summary lowkey did them dirty, not really tho cause I still read it😋🙄 but this was way better than I thought it was going to be, like iwaoi accidentally gets kissed by every member in his team, I'm still convinced that they did all that to make oikawa GET A MOVE ON, oikawa confesses and he's a little dense but so is iwa so whatever, they're perfect for eachother like that😻

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5008225

7.) Looks like it- ivyfics- iwaoi have been dating for a while now, they just didn't know it, iwa is very competitive in his knowledge on tooru, cute and short, recommend if you want something to speed read for some lighthearted fluff

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11729118

8.) Six month lover- afuzzyowl- I'm gonna be completely honest, I haven't finished this fic yet BUT I PROMISE ITS NOT CAUSE IT WAS BORING, IT WAS SO GOOD, I just never got to finishing it cause I was busy but thinking about this fic makes me actually want to finish it, oikawa makes iwaizumi a PowerPoint presentation on why they should date, oikawa is absolutely utterly in love with iwaizumi (same, like who isn't?), oikawa is trying to convince his best friend to fall for him, I adored this and now I need to go finish it, edit: HELP IM BASICALLY FINISHED AND ITS SO GOOD BEHESKJSA ITS SO SO SO GOOD I CANNOT EVEN FIND THR WORDS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14100501/chapters/32488506

9.) Kilometer zero- internetpistol (orphan_account)- a classic iwaoi fic, childhood friends to lovers, slowburn, it's just them in a class well done iwaoi fic, there's nothing else to say, it was really good, "just gay yearning"- the author's ao3 tag

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28732224/chapters/70448769

10.) The Pda jar- orphan_account- iwaoi is obliviously in love, everyone knows it but them and they're all tired of their pda so they make a pda jar, it's really the only way to make them see their idiocy😌, this is why I love aoba johsai folks, live love laugh seijoh, highkey hilarious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4230951

[selfryedxpunk]

gunther, i got a few words for u

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hœz mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + shithead + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed  + weirdo + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + ew + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + idgaf + ugly + not okay + what the fuck + problematic

Uhm, girl, who made u mad today 💀 yall need to learn that just bc a community have a toxic part DOESNT mean the whole community is like that. And mabye she just wanted to make friends that likes the same things as her??? She just asked, no need to get mad. And even id she was toxic, not a reason to attack a whole ass community. Its not that deep. She just talked about her interests. Ur mad 4 nothing istg 😭💀

L+ don't care + didn't ask cry about it who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + maid seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u the audacity triggered repelled + ur a minor+k+any askers get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass kick rocks + quote tweet +think again + not based not funny didn't laugh + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + no sd and stars+ ur allergic to sunlight+GG! + get rekt trolled + your loss +muted + banned kicked permaban useless I slept with ur mom + yo momma + i said it better tiktok fan + get a life+ unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp+get sticked bug LOL+ talk nonsense-trump supporter + your're a full time cord mod you're" + grammar issue nerd + get clapped lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside+reported ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost+ you "re" + stay pressed + reverse double take back cancelled done for+get a job + sus+ baka+ sussy baka+ get blocked + mad free freer than air + furry+rip bozo+you're a finsert stereotype) + slight smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol + mad cuz bad my pronouns are she, hers, and ber irrelevant deal with it + screencapped your bio karen/kyle) +jealous you're deaf balls+ i'll be right back go ahead whine about it + not straight+ eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off don't care even more + get religion + not okay+ghf+ NFT owner + you make bad memes problematic + fall in line+dog water+ you look like a wall + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can't count to five

[aridis]

Some personal Lurien's HC, hope you might be inspired by them ^^

• I still gotta decide how I want their powers to work, but I thought about giving them a special kind of foresight: basically while they can get glimpses of future they can also focus their power to control different areas as far as they've been there at least once.

Of course this power backfires: they get headaches and emigraines numerous times and have a rather low balance. Hence they usually needs support to walk and tries to sit as much as possible.

They also speak rather slowly (because of the damn migraines-)

They're the youngest dreamer, with Herrah being the oldest. As if being the shortest one wasn't enough.

(Their specific age? I dunno.)

Not a specific bug, I'm relying on the "you never see this character face on screen" plot.

Used to be on good terms (maybe...even friends?) with the Soul Master once, but eventually argued and stopped talking

Cue the reason they argued: Lurien decided to believe in the Pale King's plan to seal away the Infection and become a dreamer; Soul Master tried to convince them that the plan was bound to fail (true) and his would succeed (untrue). But Lurien didn't budge and remained loyal to the Pale King.

And for those who say Lurien is a simp- sure they could also be a simp, but consider-

Lurien really believed him, not only because of blind faith. If a god older than the kingdom itself told you he knows how to stop another god's act of wrath wouldn't you believe him? At least you would be desperate to believe him. Because if a god can't defeat another then who else could?

Now, if you told them about the vessels and the Abyss, well....they wouldn't like it at all. And I mean at all.

The bugs they were closest to were their butler, Monomon and Hegemol.

I like to include Hegemol because they both were the guardians of the city back in its prime. So I like to think they were close :D

Plus I think Hegemol was somehow involved with the Watcher's knights and wanted them to be highly trained to protect Lurien :)

[liviavanrouge]

Golden and Vil relationship

Golden and Vil is a few of the Boy x Boy ships of the Liviaverse. Both Golden and Vil met at the Sorting Ceremony in their freshman year in which Vil found Golden good looking but Golden held no emotions towards Vil being distant with the male but indulging in the males silly questions and requests.

Golden disliked Vil greatly and tended to avoid him, only interacting when he was essentially forced to do so or Vil kept bugging him until he did. Vil liked Golden for his looks at first and wanted to have a friend who seemed to take care of themselves as well but as time went on he just liked Golden for being him even though the male was uninterested in him. In the middle of their freshman year, Golden started showing more interest in things Vil did, even having a feint blush on his cheeks but he is unaware of the emotion he was feeling since he wasn't the type to show many emotions or he was rather out of tune with them.

Thanks to Rook being the wingman to them both, Golden is understanding of his emotions towards Vil and Vil is able to see how Golden feels about him which ends with them together by the end of the year giving a relationship with each other a try.

Both did have communication and trust issues due to Golden's overwhelming bluntness but manages to talk it out and understand what was going on and build that trust back up. Golden has stated this was the first healthy romantic relationship he has had with someone and he was relieved for it since he was learning with Vil's help. Throughout their second year it was more like a lesson for Golden. The lesson of what a healthy romantic relationship should be, communication, honesty, trust, etc, Vil is helping him learn.

And Golden, like Rook, is helping Vil in his own way with his bluntness, accidentally calling Vil out when he looks as if he gained weight, his diet isn't a good one when Vil decides to go on one, etc. He learns to control his bluntness better, only getting that way when Vil asks for his blunt opinion and that he doesn't need his 'Boyfriends Simp Side' at that moment.

Vil knows very well how to protect himself but leaves it to Golden since his boyfriend tended to pout whenever he gets corrected. Golden is protective of Vil and Livia states that she's never seen her brother like that thinking of her elder brother as an imposter when she sees how he treats Vil after she meets him.

Epel states that the Golden Retriever(Golden) and his owner(Vil) get along better than what they show around the dorm and school.

Most affectionate moments between the two are behind closed doors and Ruko sometimes stated that he hears strange noises sometimes when it's close to bedtime. Vil is unafraid to reveal Golden to the public after there were several comments about him potentially deciding to get a girlfriend in which Golden shows no care towards the opinions brought up by others continuing to stick by Vil's side.

Vil is honest with Golden about a lot of things, and Golden hints that he knew about Vil's backstory before anyone else did and that it was another reason he Overblots with Vil and tries to poison Neige in order for Vil to be seen as the hero of the situation.

Vil reveals a more vulnerable side when it comes to Golden as shown when he cried after Ogre beat Golden down out of his Overblot state, and pleaded for him to wake up not caring about the other eyes watching them until he knew Golden was alright.

Golden trusts Vil immensely and has no hesitation when following him even though sometimes he ends up getting teased and flustered with kisses on the cheek by Vil about it.

Vil helps Golden learn about love and Golden in return helps keep up Vil's confidence with how much he loves and supports him even making sacrifices or attempted sacrifices to help him. And the scenes whenever the two appear together or individually talk about one another further shows that.

Vil is the Queen and Golden is his precious Knight.

@yukii0nna @writing-heiress @zexal-club @marrondrawsalot @abyssthing198 @teddymochi @pekoetiikapu

[lewis-the-quack]

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[beanghostprincess]

WOMEN MY BELOVED

Okay but Shanks being SUCH A SIMP is so hilarious and also RIPE FOR CHAOS. She needs a non-fruit user for some of it ((maybe up to and including some seastone experiments)), and Mihawk either can't or Won't ((or, and he refuses to admit it, doesn't exactly want to run the risk of hurting her or Croc if there's Residue)). Now she has the Best Little Guinea Pig Ever.

Shanks never considered himself to have a weird k!nk for unhinged scientist clown women, but hey, Buggy awakens things in him, what can he say?

Also imagine the exchanges there.

B: "so we're gonna take this bomb, and I'm gonna throw it at you. And you're gonna cut it, and see if the explosion causes any damage."

S: "I dunno, Bugs, it could be kinda dangerous-"

B: "if you do, I'll kiss you."

S: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

GODS AND YEAH THE OUTFITS

Personally, I think she'd either be fairly The Same as far as outfits go, for practicality, but she also is friends with Alvida, and she's a Flashy Princess, so OBVIOUSLY there's gonna be some SKIN. And just... imagine for a moment.

A gathering for/of pirates. No I do NOT care that it's not a Canon feasible event. Moving on.

Pirate Gathering. A Dress Code. Formal.

Clown Princess in Princess Dress.

Clown Woman In Any Dress. And HEELS. and if it gets uncomfortable, she just detaches her ankles and floats while her feet rest at their table.

Crocodile and Mihawk get to coordinate with her a lil bit, and they both get to watch her bounce around and just grin bc no matter who she charms or spends time with or Spends Time With (👀), she's still theirs. Open relationships.

Also also - consider Luffy and crew being there. Sanji is SWOONING. Nami is disgusted to be a clown fucker, but she's also Looking. There's bets being plaxed on Who Will Flirt First and one of Who Will Be Most Successful.

Luffy meanwhile is splitting his time between FOOD, FRIENDS, and AUNTIE HI HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

She acts all annoyed and put out but she and Luffy CLICK in a way few ever have, their brands of Unhinged and Feral are complimentary.

((Extra Bonus, maybe it's a gathering for the Emperors. Shanks is there too. He is frothing at the mouth bc AAAAA LUFFY and AAAAA BUGGY and AAAAA LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER.

The only way we include Teach in this is if he's in Dirty Baby Jail, hit on Buggy and got OBLITERATED, or Buggy point blank 'seduces' him to knock him out, steal his treasure, and then locked him in a closet with seastone cuffs and a toothbrush.))

I love seeing an ask starting with "women my beloved". It makes a lesbian's day. Do not stop loving women.

This is all amazing. Thank you. Yes. Absolutely. Shanks would let Buggy do anything to him and he'd thank her and honestly? Understandable. While Mihawk and Crocodile just see their girl do her own stuff with pleased smiles on their faces. If their clown wants to torment people with her silly shenanigans and lethal inventions, who are they to intervene?

And the outfits would kind of be the same, yeah, but she'd definitely want to catch people's attention. Maybe at first she still wears the same things, but after a while of feeling comfortable in her body and with her identity? She has a closet full of clown-themed outfits. Beautiful dresses. She has everything. From classy, more sophisticated dresses to sillier outfits. Everything is provided by Crocodile because now Buggy is some kind of beautiful Barbie he dresses and watches explode things. "This Barbie is a pyromaniac clown" but like, literally.

Sanji and Nami are having a moment™. Leave them alone. It's understandable. Sanji is shameless about it, though, while Nami is questioning her entire persona (that's only like the first five seconds tho). Zoro wants to get out of there and he can't stand them (<- gay gay homosexual gay) but at least he has a chance to talk to Mihawk again so, whatever. And Luffy won't stop annoying Buggy but she secretly loves the kid a ton, and he won't stop telling her to go "boom boom" on stuff together while they catch up and that's something she can't say no to.

Shanks is going through a heart attack, by the way. I heard those AAAAAAAAAAAAs in his voice. He's SO happy to see Luffy. And SO excited to see Buggy like that. And SO thrilled to see them together getting along. He can't get rid of Mihawk and Crocodile who're staring at him menacingly (because yes, they have an open relationship with Buggy but that does not mean Shanks gets to hurt her again. So they try to be careful even when they know he's pretty much her silly toy now to try her new inventions on) but he doesn't really care about it.

[loverofthewindgod]

Sienna's Dialogues (pt.3)

Jade

Jade: I hear you have a unique set of skills

Sienna: Are we referring to kombat or the kitchen?

Jade: *giggles* surprise me

Sienna: Wow, you're really beautiful

Jade: Flattery might falter your focus

Sienna: Don't worry, I can simp and fight

Jade: You also wield a staff?

Sienna: A gift from my childhood.

Jade: Can it stand against mine?

Sienna: Shao Kahn robbed us of our realm

Jade: Shall we deliver judgment?

Sienna: Indeed we shall

Jade: Are you familiar with your Edenian heritage?

Sienna: All I know is that it's in my blood

Jade: Then you have much to learn

Kitana

Sienna: Your mother missed you dearly.

Kitana: I cannot thank you enough for reuniting us.

Sienna: Catching up with her is all the thanks I need.

Sienna: You wish to see me, Princess?

Kitana: And test myself against the daughter of Gaia

Sienna: Should've wished for an easy win

Kitana: You seem to be close with Liu Kang

Sienna: Is that jealousy I hear, Princess?

Kitana: All I hear is you wailing in defeat

Kitana: We are both Edenian warrior princesses

Sienna: Guess that makes us the elite

Kitana: Let us see who is more elite

Kitana: You've brought Autumn to Edenia

Sienna: It is a wondrous season of change

Kitana: May it be an emblem of our realm's future

Liu Kang

Liu Kang: You carry the fire of Blaze

Sienna: Guess I'm just too hot to handle

Liu Kang: Never change, Sienna

Sienna: 🎵Liu Liu, skip to my Liu🎵

Liu Kang: *laughs* a song just for me?

Sienna: All the legends have songs about them.

Liu Kang: Your skills are quite formidable

Sienna: Gotta blame you and Lao for that.

Liu Kang: An honorable accusation

Sienna: First you were a zombie, then a revenant?

Liu Kang: Now I am the God of Fire

Sienna: Damn, you just can't catch a break

Liu Kang: I'm glad Kitana has a friend like you

Sienna: I dunno, I'm a bit of a bad influence

Liu Kang: If by 'bad' you mean 'fun', then yes.

Kung Lao

Kung Lao: Lord Fujin is a lucky man

Sienna: To have such a skilled warrior under his tutelage?

Kung Lao: Yes, I'm quite sure he enjoys having you under him.

Sienna: The tournament approaches

Kung Lao: Let us refresh your skills

Sienna: Is this an excuse to brush up yours?

Kung Lao: You could become a master after a few years.

Sienna: With you and Liu teaching me, I could become one tomorrow.

Kung Lao: Great minds really do think alike

Sienna: So you defeated the deadly alliance?

Kung Lao: Why do you sound so surprised?

Sienna: I'm surprised that others still think you're trash

Kung Lao: You are the descendant of Gaia?

Sienna: I prefer 'daughter', but yeah pretty much.

Kung Lao: It seems we both have legacies of greatness.

Sonya Blade

Sonya: Seems like Johnny's been bugging you lately

Sienna: The question is does it bug you, general?

Sonya: Please, like I missed the headaches

Sienna: What's with the stone cold shoulder?

Sonya: You committed a massacre and kept quiet about it

Sienna: Oh well, forgive me for not boasting about my 'amazing' past

Sonya: We've located the black dragon's secret base.

Sienna: Permission to deliver some ass whoopings, General Blade?

Sonya: Thought you'd never ask

Sienna: You're quite the force to be reckoned with.

Sonya: Coming from the shaolin powerhouse herself, thanks.

Sienna: We're just dangerous damsels

Sonya: Hey so, I was wrong about before

Sienna: Maybe I'll forgive you after this match

Sonya: After this match, drinks on me.